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The Ralph ReportTRR1553_12_10_24 - TV Tunes - Christmas GiftsTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, December 10th, 2024
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another classic holiday TV TUNES TUESDAY! More bizarre tales of Eddie's youth! And, the perfect gift for everyone on your list!2024-12-101h 08The Ralph ReportTRR 1542_11_19_24 - TV Tunes - Monopoly - Tongue TwisterTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 19th, 2024
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All aboard for today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! We get all wound up by today's TONGUE TWISTER! And, HAPPY 90th birthday to MONOPOLY! (I get to be the "race car"!)2024-11-191h 04
The Ralph ReportTRR1478_07_29_24 - Munchin' Monday - Comic Con - DeadpoolTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, July 29th, 2024
On today’s THE RALPH REPORT: A literary MUNCHIN’ MONDAY! Eddie’s BIG WEEKEND! The top stories from COMIC-CON! And our (spoiler-free) reviews of DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE!
SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2024-07-291h 15The Ralph ReportTRR1470_07_17_24 - One Hit Wonder - Illegal Bars - Chimp MomsTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, July 17th, 2024
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The origin of the "speakeasy"! Meet the "Dolly Parton of chimps"! The Garmy to the rescue AGAIN! And, "One-Hit Wonder" or "Martin Short character"?!
SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2024-07-171h 14The Ralph ReportTRR1440_05_21_24 - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister - YodaOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We play STOP THE PIGEON! Ralph battles a WIZARD! We twist our tongues around some BUTCH BODIES! And, "Talk Like YODA Day", it is!2024-05-211h 05The Ralph ReportTRR1427_05_02_24 - Marmots - How to Be Good In Bed - RIP Duane EddyOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: What are the TEN THINGS that make you "good in bed"? RIP to guitar legend, DUANE EDDY! And, meet the official mascot of THE RALPH REPORT!
SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2024-05-021h 05The Ralph ReportTRR1410 04 09 24 - TV Tunes - Gin & Tonic - RIP JumboOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We take to the sea for TV TUNES TUESDAY! Meet the people Ralph hates! Meet the cookie Eddie thinks is too "grown up"! And, HAPPY NATIONAL GIN AND TONIC DAY! Cheers!
SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2024-04-091h 02The Ralph ReportTRR1405_04_02_24 - Tongue Twister - Peanut Butter - Star TrekOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph comes out of retirement and asks "Did anything interesting happen on yesterday's show?" We give TV TUNES TUESDAY lots of space! And, we celebrate NATIONAL PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY DAY! (Well, not Eddie.)
Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2024-04-021h 11The Ralph ReportTRR1382_02_28_24 - One Hit Wonders - Godzilla - Ralph's BackOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph is BACK from the HIGH SEAS! We've got a yummy ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we salute GODZILLA'S DADDY!
SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2024-02-281h 01The Ralph ReportTRR1316_11_02_23 - Polyamory - Reincarnation - Bad MothersOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie teaches Ralph about REINCARNATION! Is POLYAMORY for you?! And, meet the WORLD'S WORST PERSON!
Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2023-11-021h 03The Ralph ReportTRR1252_07_18_23 - Caviar - America Gladiators - Xmas SongsOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The Garmy raises money to help the striking artists! The future of Ralph's Christmas song! We get zapped by today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY NATIONAL CAVIAR DAY!
SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2023-07-181h 00The Ralph ReportTRR1250_07_14_23 - Garmy Game Show - Video Vault - Ralph's BandOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: A salute to WRITERS with movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT! The premiere of new remastered REVOLVER music! And, we revisit an old classic from the files of the Garmy Game Show ... "SDRAWKCAB"!
Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2023-07-141h 02The Ralph ReportTRR1238_06_2-_23 - TV Tunes - Holiday or Holinay - Tongue TwistersOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We turn the world on with our TV TUNES TUESDAY! The stuff of Ralph's NIGHTMARES! And, a bloody battle in the "Ice Cream Beverage Wars": ICE CREAM SODA VS. MILKSHAKE!
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The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT 1130 - ThursdOn today's #TheRalphReport : "Who's your DADDY?!" Ralph LOVES razors! And, we continue THE YEAR OF LARRY with a salute to the voice of the first animated version of THE JOKER!
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The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT 1121 - TuesdaOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : The Garmy feeds some hungry folks for the holidays! The best MOVIES nobody is making! A classic holiday TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY COCOA DAY!
SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2022-12-131h 07The Ralph ReportTRR1117 12 07 22 - One Hit Wonders - Xmas Duet - UK UpdateOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph and Eddie perform their first ever Christmas DUET! Get stuffed with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, who invented SANTA?!
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The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT 1050 - MondayOn today's #TheRalphReport : It's Eddie VS The Criminals! We try homemade MUSTARD DONUTS! And, hear about the GAME SHOW where everybody hated Ralph!
SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2022-08-151h 02The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT 1040 - MondayOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Life is a BEACH! Knott's BURY Farm?! And, Eddie learns the magic of a COFFEE ICE CREAM MILKSHAKE!
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The Ralph ReportTRR961 03 17 22 - St. Patrick's DayOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's our annual ST. PATRICK'S DAY show! Featuring our special guests: Guinness stout and Powers Irish whiskey! You can literally hear Ralph get drunker as the show goes on!
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The Ralph ReportTRR898 12 03 21 - Game Show - NFL - Ralph Gets ConnedOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports looks at the NFL! A holly jolly GARMY GAME SHOW! Also, Ralph got CONNED! And, holiday movies you should watch, pulled from the TRR VIDEO VAULT!
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The Ralph ReportTRR564 06 11 20 - Drunk Thoughts - Sex UniversityOn today's #TheRalphReport : Ralph has a FONT-PHOBIA! We salute a "Duke", a "Doc" and a "Dusty" on the anniversary of their passing! And, a SEX UNIVERSITY class that's guaranteed to make Eddie CRINGE!
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The Ralph ReportTRR556 06 01 20 - Scary Animals - Horror Movies - Munchin' MondayOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : First, the "Murder Hornets", then, the "Hangry Rats", now, the newest animal terror! Plus, the return of a HORROR MOVIE LEGEND! And, on this "Munchin' Monday", we taste-test ROSE PETAL JAM!
SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2020-06-011h 02The Ralph ReportTRR552 05 26 20 - Theme Parks - Top Movies - TV TunesOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : A very odd theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! A discussion about a new TOP TEN MOVIE list that almost ends in MURDER! And, Is it safe to go back to the newly re-opening theme parks? We ask our expert, Banks Lee, from Attractions Magazine!
SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2020-05-261h 19The Ralph ReportTRR542 05 11 20 - Shanghai Disneyland - Ding Dongs VS Ring DingsOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : What's going on in SHANGHAI DISNEYLAND? We ask Banks Lee from Attractions Magazine! Ralph tells you what your dreams mean! And, a 50 year conflict will finally be settled once and for all ... DING DONG vs RING DING!
Two cakes enter. ONE CAKE LEAVES!
SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2020-05-111h 05The Ralph ReportTRR533 04 28 20 - TV Tunes - Steve Ashton - Citizen Of The WeekOn today's #TheRalphReport : Another evergreen theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Meet the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Who'd Ralph play on the latest FAMILY GUY?! And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our man in the UK, Steve Ashton!
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The Ralph ReportTRR527 04 02 20 - Patrick Warburton - 420 - Munchin' MondayOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The true story of why "4/20" is the STONER HOLIDAY! Ralph's interview with PATRICK WARBURTON! And, Ralph and Eddie try some homemade TUNA EGG SALAD SANDWICHES!
SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2020-04-201h 07The Ralph ReportTRR524 04 15 20 - One Hit Wonder - Australia - Samantha Fox - UK UpdateOn today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton with the UK UPDATE! A rich and smooth ONE HIT WONDER! Another stop on our AUSTRALIAN APOLOGY TOUR! And, Ralph's birthday tribute to 80's "British bombshell", SAMANTHA FOX!
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The Ralph ReportTRR504 03 18 20 - One Hit Wonders - Drunk Eddie - UK UpdateOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Tales of BUTTS and BOOZE in the time of pandemic! EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS about St. Patrick! And, it's a "magical" ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
SUBSCRIBE:2020-03-181h 17The Ralph ReportTRR492 03 02 20 - McDonald's - Wendy's - Weekend Box OfficeOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We reveal why you don't "drunk dial" THE RALPH REPORT HOTLINE! We discuss the weekend's BIG MOVIES! And, it's NATIONAL EGG MCMUFFIN DAY ... the same day that Wendy's unveils it's new breakfast menu. Coincidence? Nope! ... It's McDonald's VS Wendy's! And, we're on the front line of the BREAKFAST WARS on "Munchin' Monday"!
SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2020-03-021h 04The Ralph ReportTRR489 02 26 20 - Ash Wednesday - One Hit WondersOn today's #TheRalphReport : Today's ONE-HIT WONDER is a song that you used to know! Ralph's plan to play a showbiz legend in a big-budget BIOPIC! And, it's ASH WEDNESDAY! How well does @eddiepence know his PATRON SAINTS?!
SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2020-02-261h 07The Ralph ReportTRR483 02 18 20 - TV Tunes - Gopher MuseumOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We bring you "tales" of TV TUNES TUESDAY! Also, all hail the ancient Egyptian god of WINE and SLAUGHTER ... Hail, SHEZMU! And, just how bored do you have to be to visit a museum filled with dead gophers?! Let's ask Eddie Pence!2020-02-181h 03The Ralph ReportTRR481 02 14 20 - New Movies- Valentine's DayOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The UK UPDATE with Steve Ashton! Eddie's first role in a MUSICAL! The weekend's NEW MOVIES! And, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY from us to YOU!!
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The Ralph ReportTRR465 01 21 20 - Science Fiction - TV Tunes TuesdayOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: This TV TUNES TUESDAY theme is a big one! ("That's what she said!") Plus, what actress wanted to be WONDER WOMAN? And, we reveal what will end the human race in SCIENCE FICTION OR SCIENCE FACT!
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The Ralph ReportTRR461 01 15 20 - One Hit Wonders - Impossible Burgers - Talking MonkeysOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: This ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is so fine! We love TALKING MONKEYS! And, just to piss off the "One Million Moms", we do a LIVE taste-test of some DAMN "Impossble" Whoppers! (*Bonus video of the test available to the 2,3 & 4 star Patreon supporters!)
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The Ralph ReportTRR456 01 08 20 - Big Wieners - One Hit WondersOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The first ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY of 2020! Getting naked for a good cause! Don't taunt the Secret Service! And, how YOU can make money with a BIG WIENER!
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The Ralph ReportTRR447 12 11 19 - Cereal Wars - Falling Cats - Christmas SongsOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton delivers the UK UPDATE! What Christmas ONE HIT-WONDER was BANNED by the Catholic Church?! And, it's the first battle in the CEREAL WARS! Which one sucks more?!
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The Ralph ReportTRR443 12 05 19 - Burt Ward - Drunk Eddie's ThoughtsOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: More of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! Ralph tells Eddie to "stick it where the sun don't shine"! And, another battle in the "Manila Wars"! Plus, Burt Ward drops by to announce his "Walk of Fame" star ceremony!
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The Ralph ReportTRR433 11 11 19 - Game Show - Madonna - YeezusOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie finds Yeezus! Why MADONNA can go straight to Hell! And, someone might win some "fabulous cash and prizes" on the the latest edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! (Cash not included.)
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The Ralph ReportTTR429 11 05 19 - TV Tunes - Guy FawkesOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's always Sonny on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Will Eddie eat an American classic (that came from Mexico)?! And, "Remember, Remember, the Fifth of November" with Steve Ashton!
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The Ralph ReportTRR425 10 30 19 - Spice Girls - Halloween - One Hit WondersOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: This ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is loaded with unsolicited advice! Steve Ashton reveals shocking SPICE GIRLS news in the UK UPDATE! And, we look at this season's HOT HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!
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The Ralph ReportTRR418 10 21 19 - Science Fiction - Jennifer Lawrence - Star WarsOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We explore the marvelous scientific breakthroughs of "SCIENCE FICTION ... OR SCIENCE FACT?"! Who is Jennifer Lawrence's new HUSBAND? And, NERD ALERT: Get your STAR WARS IX tickets TONIGHT!
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The Ralph ReportTRR415 10 16 19 - Kevin Smith - One Hit WonderOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The return of Eddie Pence! Ralph's liver is furious with him after the JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT premiere party! We salute THE RALPH REPORT "Citizen Of The Week"! And, who's the next non-musician celebrity who managed to worm his way to a hit record on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY?!
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The Ralph ReportTRR408 10 07 19 - Whiskey - Citizen Of Rhe WeekOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Enjoy "Holiday or Holi-NAY!" Meet the TRR "Citizen Of The Week"! Hear Eddie's mountain HORROR STORY! And, learn there's only one way to drink whiskey ... ONLY ONE!
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The Ralph ReportTRR403 09 30 19 - Jerry Lewis - Justin Bieber - Debbie HarryOn today's all-new THE RALPH REPORT: That time "Jerry Lewis" called the President of France! Robert DeNiro turns CNN into FUNN! A "special song" to celebrate Justin Bieber's wedding! And, CHEWING GUM DAY: "Holiday or Holi-NAY"?
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The Ralph ReportTRR399 09 18 19 - Eddie Sings - One Hit WondersOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie SINGS! Do we need a "Hogan's Heroes" reboot?! (Spoilers: Nope.) And, who's up first in our look at actors who were ONE HIT WONDERS?!
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The Ralph ReportTRR394 09 11 19 - One Hit Wonders - 9.11On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The President vs. The Governator! ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY presents: When Actors Attack! And, we remember 9/11.
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The Ralph ReportTRR389 09 04 19 - Dog The Bounty HunterOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: "Hey, good buddy! You got yer ears on?" ... because here's today's ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Also, "Dog the Bounty Hunter" talks about his new TV show, and the loss of his love of 30 years, Beth Chapman.
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The Ralph ReportTRR384 08 26 19 - Drunk Thoughts - Disney - Shirley MansonOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We hit another celebrity with a TRANQUILIZER DART! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! More from Daniel Radcliffe's AUDIO DIARY! And, happy birthday to Ralph's crush, SHIRLEY MANSON of Garbage!
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The Ralph ReportTRR382 08 22 19 - Sex U - Varsity BluesOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Even weirder stuff than usual is going on in Florida! SPAM: the magical meat! And, what's "CBT"? Well, we learn all about the guys who like to have their "twig and berries" punished!
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The Ralph ReportTRR374_08_12_19 - Vinyl - MatchmakingOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute yet another TRR "Citizen of the Week"! Our love letter to VINYL! And, speaking of LOVE, we finally debut The Ralph Report match-making service, "E-GARmony"!
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The Ralph ReportTRR369_08_05_19 - Game Show - Boxers or BriefsOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ease into Monday with another edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! We celebrate the new/old BRUCE WAYNE! And, Ralph and Eddie answer the age-old question: "Boxers or Briefs?" on NATIONAL UNDERWEAR DAY!
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The Ralph ReportTRR_07_30_19 - TV TUNES - ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOODOn today's #TheRalphReport : Ralph reviews ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD! @steveashton delivers his UK UPDATE from India! And, TV TUNE TUESDAY salutes TV's longest running theme!
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The Ralph ReportTRR361_07_24_19 - Drunk Thoughts - One Hit WondersOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: More of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! Stallone wants more ROCKY money! And, We dive into our CRAZIEST song yet for ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
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The Ralph ReportTRR356_07_15_19 - Comic Con - Game Show - Ask a BritOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton schools you about "Fish & Chips"! Another Garmy member could win BIG when Eddie Pence plays the "Comic Con Edition" of the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, how Ralph was almost killed by some HORSES!
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The Ralph ReportTRR351_07_08_19 - Earthquakes - Spider-ManOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie is BACK, and Kari REMAINS! We talk about holidays and earthquakes! Plus, we review the new SPIDER-MAN and throw some "goop" at Gwyneth!
Don't miss the rest of this week's shows!
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The Ralph ReportTRR_07_01_19 - Kat CressidaOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The reason why you can't MAIL A BABY! Another celeb wants to fight JUSTIN BIEBER! (Get in line, pal.) And, the voice of "Dee Dee" from DEXTER'S LABORATORY, voiceover artist Kat Cressida, shares the story of a heroic battle against cancer, doctors, and the insurance industry, that almost cost her everything.
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The Ralph ReportTRR338 06 15 19 - THE RALPH REPORT LIVEToday's episode: It's THE RALPH REPORT LIVE on-stage at the world famous Improv comedy club in Hollywood on Sat., June 15th, 2019!
Enjoy Ralph, Eddie, Steve and Kari doing the show in front of a sold-out crowd of Garmy members!
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The Ralph ReportTRR_06_10_19_MASTERHAPPY MONDAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's an Eddie Pence trifecta: Iced Tea, Egg Roll, or Root Beer Float ... Which one will he NOT eat? Also, what's Cosby up to in prison? And, someone could win some fabulous prizes on THE GARMY GAME SHOW!
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The Ralph ReportTRR331_06_06_19 - Ben Gleib - Penis Enlargement - Movie BiopicsOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The HARD FACTS about "penis enlargement treatments"! First, Freddie, then Elton ... Who are the next MUSIC STARS that are getting their own film biographies! And, hear from comedian Ben Gleib about why he is running for PRESIDENT!
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The Ralph ReportTRR325 05 29 19 - ALIENS - SPICE GIRLS - ONE HIT WONDEROn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We celebrate the era of BUBBLEGUM POP with ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton brings UK NEWS about the SPICE GIRLS reunion tour! And, are aliens breeding with humans?! (Spoiler alert: No.)
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The Ralph ReportTRR312 04 29 19 - Avengers - UK - SurvivorsOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We introduce our TRR "I Barely Survived" stories! Steve Ashton gives us a lesson in the UK's bloody cuisine! And, of course we talk about AVENGERS: ENDGAME!
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The Ralph ReportTRR309 04 24 19 - Game Show - Lori Loughlin - One Hit WondersOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: More on "OPERATION VARSITY BLUES" (aka "Aunt Becky Goes to Jail")! A spectacular ONE-HIT WONDER featuring Marxism and sexual confusion! And, Eddie Pence plays for one lucky listener who just might win some fabulous cash and prizes (cash not included) in THE GARMY GAME SHOW!
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The Ralph ReportTRR304 04 17 19 - Star Wars - Eric Butts - Lori LoughlinOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: More info about Lori Loughlin and "OPERATION VARSITY BLUES"! ("I don't want your life! ...") Another classic 80's tune for this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, an interview with ERIC BUTTS, the STAR WARS super-fan, about the trolls who attacked him online, and the good folks who rallied around him!
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The Ralph ReportTRR298 04 09 19 - Superman - TV Themes - Showbiz News - Jerry OrdwayOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Will Eddie eat a CHINESE ALMOND COOKIE?! Another of your favorite theme songs for TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, comic book great, JERRY ORDWAY, talks about his days with SUPERMAN, and, you know, that time when he FREAKING KILLED HIM!
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The Ralph ReportTRR292 04 01 19 - Ariana Grande - James Bond 007 - April Fools - Box OfficeOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Why "April Fools' Day" blows! A pro photographer talks about Ariana Grande's crazy demands! The weekend's winners and losers at the BOX OFFICE! And a salute to JAMES BOND 007!
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The Ralph ReportTRR287 03 25 19 - Tim Simons - Veep - Funny Porn TitlesWE'RE BACK! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You might win some fabulous prizes in our new game, "Fake Porn/Real Porn"! Join us in telling some rich people to "Shut The F**K Up!" And, to celebrate the up-coming premiere of the final season of VEEP, we welcome this week's guest, "Jonah Ryan" himself, Tim Simons!2019-03-261h 00
The Ralph ReportTRR286 03 18 19 - Wonder Park - Mama June - Ask A Brit - Sloppy JoesOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The "First Lady" Kari Garman is today's special co-host! Steve Ashton answers your questions with "Ask A Brit"! "Livvy At The Movies" is back with a review of WONDER PARK! We try to decipher the gibberish of "Mama June"! and speaking of sloppy things, rejoice in NATIONAL SLOPPY JOE DAY!2019-03-1858 min
The Ralph ReportTRR281 03 09 19 - LIVE At The ImprovThanks to all the GARMY that showed up to the SOLD OUT recording of #TheRalphReport - LIVE on Saturday night! And, for those of you who weren't able to be there in person, you can hear it on THE RALPH REPORT today!
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The Ralph ReportTRR277 03 05 19 - Bachelor - Mardi Gras - TV Theme SongsOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We celebrate MARDI GRAS by downing some absinthe and cheeze doodles! Kari stops by to break down the most dramatic BACHELOR episode ever! And, due to popular demand, it's TV TUNE TUESDAY!2019-03-051h 02
The Ralph ReportTRR271 02 25 19 - Oscars - TV Theme Songs - Manners Maketh ManOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: All the showbiz news, including, a recap of last night's OSCARS! Our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, teaches us some manners! And, we reveal out TOP THREE TV THEME SONGS!
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The Ralph ReportTRR269 02 21 19 - Threesomes - Jay Leno - SurvivorOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Daniel Roebuck talks about playing JAY LENO! Kari stops by to breakdown last night's SURVIVOR! More of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, we explore the three-way world of "triad" relationships!
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The Ralph ReportTRR264 02 13 19 - Star Wars - One Hit Wonders - Trolls - Cardi BOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: You won't believe today's song for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Cardi B. abandons us! Where you can get your very own SCRAPPLE! Banks Lee from Attractions magazine with news about the STAR WARS theme park ride! All of that, plus GLITTERY TROLL FARTS!
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The Ralph ReportTRR257 02 04 19 - NFL - Guilty Pleasures - Showbiz NewsOn today's THE RALPH REPORT, we try to recover from all the excitement of the BIG GAME! (Yawn.) We find the origin of "bandwagon fans"! More thoughts from "Drunk Eddie"! And, our top three "guilty pleasure" movies!
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The Ralph ReportTRR234 12 31 18 - The Top Ten Moments Of 2018Everyone from THE RALPH REPORT wishes you all the best in 2019!
To celebrate, here's a special episode counting down the TOP TEN moments from THE RALPH REPORT in 2018, as chosen by YOU, the GARMY! Enjoy the look back, and we'll talk to you soon with a brand new THE RALPH REPORT on January 3rd! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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The Ralph ReportTRR214 11 26 18 - Christmas Songs - British Slang - Showbiz NewsWE’RE BAAAAACK! THE RALPH REPORT returns after the Thanksgiving break with: All the SHOWBIZ NEWS! And, we “ASK A BRIT” to get some answers about British slang from UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! Plus, Ralph and Eddie reveal their TOP 3 CHRISTMAS SONGS! (Wait 'til you hear Eddie's ...)
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The Ralph ReportTRR209 11 12 18 - Family Guy - Jack Daniel's - The GrinchToday's THE RALPH REPORT: Finally, the perfect blend of Jesus and Jack Daniel's! Why bowling is the best sport! Who did Ralph play on last night's FAMILY GUY?! 8 y.o. Olivia Garman reviews THE GRINCH! And, the first installment with this week's guest, the hilarious Bobby Slayton!
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The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT 189 - Monday, October 15th, 2018On the road in St. Louis, I had every intention of doing a "regular" RALPH REPORT. But, things took a turn, and it ended up being a conversation between old friends about life, death, and what happens in between. I hope you enjoy this chat I had with my dear friend, Kevin Smith.
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The Ralph ReportTRR184 10 08 18 - Brad Meltzer - Family Guy - Pete DavidsonMake your Monday suck a little less with a brand new THE RALPH REPORT! Today's show: Where did "Say Uncle" come from?! Who was Ralph on last night's FAMILY GUY?! Pete Davidson rips Kanye! And, superstar author, Brad Meltzer, talks about his great new book, I AM NEIL ARMSTRONG!
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The Ralph ReportTRR174 9 24 18 - Greg Fitzsimmons - Kari GarmanOn THE RALPH REPORT today: THE LADIES TAKE OVER! Due to Ralph's travel schedule, his wife, Kari, steps in as TODAY'S HOST! Join Kari and her special guests: a bottle of champagne, a half bottle of chardonnay, and her gal pal, Gillian! Plus, the first installment of Ralph's interview with this week's guest, the hilarious Greg Fitzsimmons!
SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2018-09-2443 minThe Ralph ReportTRR174 9 24 18 - Greg Fitzsimmons - Kari GarmanOn THE RALPH REPORT today: THE LADIES TAKE OVER! Due to Ralph's travel schedule, his wife, Kari, steps in as TODAY'S HOST! Join Kari and her special guests: a bottle of champagne, a half bottle of chardonnay, and her gal pal, Gillian! Plus, the first installment of Ralph's interview with this week's guest, the hilarious Greg Fitzsimmons!
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The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, August 20th, 2018Today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ken Fuchs, the biggest reality director in TV! Eddie's kid played in the Super Bowl! (... for his flag football league.) Ziggy is still terrible! And, Ralph interviews GOD! (... on the CW's SUPERNATURAL, actor Rob Benedict!)
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The Ralph ReportTRR140 - 08 06 18 - Merrin Dungey - Christopher RobinToday's show: 8 year old Olivia Garman reviews CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, (as her dad struggles to stop the tears it unleashed in him ...) Eddie Pence declares war on RATS and ROOT BEER! And, today is MERRIN DUNGEY's birthday! Celebrate by listening to her THE RALPH REPORT interview all this week!2018-08-061h 05
The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT 135 - Monday, July 30th, 2018Let today's THE RALPH REPORT help you get through your Monday!: The TOP THREE THINGS we learned this weekend! What happened when @eddiepence sent his kid to "Improvisation Camp"?! The secrets of @Uber! And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @Schwarzenegger! www.patreon.com/theralphreport2018-07-3046 min
The Ralph ReportTRR113 6 28 18 - Ass Waxing - Missy MartinezWhile THE RALPH REPORT crew is on vacation, please enjoy these classic moments! Ralph's wife takes him to get his ASS WAXED! And, porn star, Missy Martinez, takes you behind the scenes of the ADULT MOVIE world with "Ask Missy"!
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The Ralph ReportTRR110 6 25 18 - Vacation - Meet Eddie PenceHey boys and girls! I'm away from THE RALPH REPORT this week, taking my girls Kari and Olivia on long-promised vacation!
But, I didn't want to leave you with no TRR content at all this week, so, I've pre-recorded some mini-shows for you to enjoy!
Audio appetizers!
Today, get to know our new Vice-host, Eddie Pence!
Talk to you when I get back on Monday, July, 2nd for an all-new THE RALPH REPORT!
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The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, April 16th, 2018It's a brand new THE RALPH REPORT for Monday! Today's show: An interview with HOUSE M.D. and THE GOOD DOCTOR creator, DAvid Shore! An update from Yahoo Sports writer, Jay Busbee! And, Kanye teaches us philosophy! www.patreon.com/theralphreport2018-04-1653 min
The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, April 2, 2018Happy Monday! THE RALPH REPORT is fresh out of the audio oven! Today's show: Goodbye to the legendary, Steven Bochco. One man's way to quit smoking! And, PART ONE of the interview with TV comedy super-genius, David Mandel! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2018-04-0257 min
The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT 046 - Monday, March 26th, 2018THE RALPH REPORT is here to make your Monday suck a little less. Today's episode: We need Mr. Rogers more than ever! The Top 5 things learned this weekend! And, Stormy Daniels makes her case! www.patreon.com/theralphreport2018-03-2643 min
The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 19th, 2018Mondays suck, but, THE RALPH REPORT is here to help! Today's episode: The TOP 5 things that were learned this weekend! Hey, pay attention to ADD and ADHD! And, from Nerdist and MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000, the spectacular Jonah Ray!
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The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT For Monday, March 5th, 2018It's a brand new THE RALPH REPORT for a Monday! Today's episode: A recap of The Oscars! News from the UK! And, PART TWO of the exclusive interview with KEVIN SMITH! This Monday episode is a gift! Don't miss out on THE RALPH REPORT the rest of the week! Subscribe! www.patreon.com/theralphreport2018-03-051h 07
The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT For Monday, February 26, 2018Today's FREE episode of THE RALPH REPORT is up and running! This episode: Sending all love and healing thoughts to my brother, Kevin Smith! Plus, Olivia Garman reviews the #PeterRabbitMovie, and this week's special guest, Colin Hanks! To hear the rest of the shows this week, subscribe at: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2018-02-2748 minThe Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT For Monday, February 26, 2018Today's FREE episode of THE RALPH REPORT is up and running! This episode: Sending all love and healing thoughts to my brother, Kevin Smith! Plus, Olivia Garman reviews the #PeterRabbitMovie, and this week's special guest, Colin Hanks! To hear the rest of the shows this week, subscribe at: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2018-02-2748 min
The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT For Monday, February 12, 2018FREE MONDAY! Today's THE RALPH REPORT is up and running! Host of THE BACHELOR, Chris Harrison! What's the Buzz with Winter Games?! 7 y.o. Olivia Garman reviews PADDINGTON 2! To hear the rest of the week, subscribe at: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2018-02-1241 minThe Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT For Monday, February 12, 2018FREE MONDAY! Today's THE RALPH REPORT is up and running! Host of THE BACHELOR, Chris Harrison! What's the Buzz with Winter Games?! 7 y.o. Olivia Garman reviews PADDINGTON 2! To hear the rest of the week, subscribe at: www.patreon.com/theralphreport2018-02-1241 min
The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT premiere!It's the first episode of THE RALPH REPORT! Let's talk NFL, Donald Trump and the SAG Awards! With special guest, Jimmy Kimmel!2018-01-2238 min
The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT on Episode 3 of ABC's The Bachelor! (01/16/18)THE BOYS ARE BACK! It's another special THE RALPH REPORT breakdown of the newest episode, but, this time, Ralph is joined by his old "Bachelor buddy", Petros Papadakis!2018-01-1626 min
The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT on Episode 2 of ABC's The Bachelor! (01/09/18)Here's a special THE RALPH REPORT featuring Ralph Garman breaking down the latest episode of The Bachelor!2018-01-0914 minThe Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT on Episode 2 of ABC's The Bachelor! (01/09/18)Here's a special THE RALPH REPORT featuring Ralph Garman breaking down the latest episode of The Bachelor!2018-01-0914 min
The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT on the JUSTICE LEAGUE movie!You asked for it! (Well, some of you any way ... )It's Ralph's long-awaited review of JUSTICE LEAGUE! Don't listen if you haven't seen it. SPOILERS! And, don't listen if you saw it and liked ... it'll just make you upset. XOXO2018-01-0418 min
The Ralph ReportTHE RALPH REPORT on ABC's The Bachelor premiere! (01/02/18)Did you enjoy my old "Bachelor Report" on the radio? Well, I'll be doing it again this season, every Tuesday, on THE RALPH REPORT!2018-01-0314 min