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The Morning Breeze On DemandThe Morning Breeze - October 6, 2025Good morning!The Morning Breeze Brain Tease.Ask us anything.The Brighter Side.The More You Know!Cort's wife Randi did something really impressive over the weekend... but it scared Cort at first.
2025-10-0618 minThe Morning Breeze On DemandThe Morning Breeze - March 10, 2025Good morning! How was your weekend?The Morning Breeze Brain Tease.Cort's wife Randi has started to buy eggs... from her hair guy!The Brighter Side.What is the hardest thing for you to give up while losing weight?Carolyn gave a house tour to a friend... with mixed results.Sonia won Cyndi Lauper tickets!
2025-03-1019 minThe Morning Breeze On DemandKISQ-565Good morning!The Morning Breeze Brain Tease!Cort and his wife Randi hosted 20 teenage girls for a party over the weekend...The Brighter Side.Carolyn had a funny exchange with Renee on Facebook.Couples are living apart while married - on purpose!
2025-01-2718 min
Unholy Matrimony#31 - Randi prides herself on her regularityRandi and Cort talk about their last episode... the one they DIDN'T release... type casting, diet miracle drugs and Randi's regularity. Pluse, what did Randi do right last week?
2024-11-1244 minUnholy Matrimony#30 - Cort has imposter syndrome and Randi has ants in her pantsRandi and Cort are back with a TV show update, more ants and imposter syndrome!
2024-10-1145 minUnholy Matrimony#29 - The marriage podcast you forgot you listened to...After years, Randi and Cort contemplate an official return to podcasting. What have they been up to... and most important, what TV shows have they been watching? Also, what has Cort been doing wrong over the past three and a half years?
2024-10-0340 minThe Morning Breeze On DemandThe Morning Breeze - September 6, 2024Good morning!It's Friday... whether it feels that way or not... The Morning Breeze Brain Tease: 5% of people say they get excited when THIS happens when they're at thome.Cort's wife Randi had a sourdough emergency!Mahesh is our Morning Breeze Person of the Week!Solo dining is gaining popularity...Carolyn scratched her car... and is actually asking Cort for advice.More on that Brain Tease!
2024-09-0626 minThe Morning Breeze On DemandThe Morning Breeze - June 26, 2024Good morning!What is something weird that you do... that you think you're only one doing?The Morning Breeze Brain Tease: Wednesdays are the best day of the week to do this.The Answer: Take the day off from work.The Brighter Side.Cort and his wife Randi eavesdroped on a couple having a first date... and his wife got involved!More on those weird things you do... that you think you're only one doing.
2024-06-2620 minThe Morning Breeze On DemandThe Morning Breeze - May 22, 2024Good morning!What is your favorite scent?The Morning Breeze Brain Tease: The average adult will spend about 3-hours every week doing this. The answer: Complaining about work.San Mateo Country Fair tickets!The Brighter Side!Dogs do not like it when you're on the phone while taking them for a walk.Carolyn once showed off at a party with her saxophone.Cort's wife Randi used a new app to adjust her sleep for quick trip to London.
2024-05-2219 minThe Morning Breeze On DemandThe Morning Breeze - May 13, 2024Good morning!Did you see the Northern Lights over the weekend?The Morning Breeze Brain Tease: You would think kids do this MORE than their parents, but it's actually the other way around. Parents SNACK more.The Brighter Side.How long should you sit, stand and sleep each day?Carolyn broke one of her main rules, and didn't fill her tank last night... and she paid for it this morning.Cort's wife Randi bought a scale for the house... their first in over a decade!Steve won Janet Jackson tickets!
2024-05-1319 minThe Morning Breeze On DemandThe Morning Breeze - April 26, 2024Good morning!20% of people say they definitely have a favorite pen!Rehanna in Milpitas is our Morning Breeze Person of the Week!Carolyn says her phone finally recognizes Cort's name.A survey found that money is first thing people think about when they wake up.Cort and his wife Randi say they're going to take up skiing. Good idea? Bad idea?
2024-04-2618 min
Whiskey N WhineEp.24 Let's Get RandiWelcome to the podcast, our great friend and inspiration, Randi! Randi has been in the radio business for quite a while and in our view, is the better member of the Unholy Matrimony podcast, also starring Cort. She drops into the studio this week to chat about the Petri dishes that are our kids. Mike learns that Alex and Randi have a MUCH lower dance bill and he is not happy about that. Did you know that Randi hired the party bus one time, and Mike was the driver? A good time was had by all. This week Mike and Al...
2024-04-171h 10
Whiskey N WhineEp.15 Sassy Man ApocalypseJerks, idiots, we have been called a lot of things but we prefer Sassy. We can get a little mouthy and it usually gets us in trouble with most of our families. This week, a Whiskey N Whine first, Cort Johnson joins the podcast as our first and most fantastic guest. Cort is a 25 year professional in the radio business. He and his wife Randi are the inspiration for Mike and Alex and the Whiskey N Whine podcast. This weeks conversation is all over the board but a great time with a fantastic friend. Remember to follow us on Instag...
2024-02-141h 16Unholy Matrimony#28 - Cort's Weird OpinionsRandi thinks Cort has weird opinions. Or opinions about weird things. In this episode, Randi kicks things off with a warning to Cort - before talking trash, Facebook, the Mandalorian and more.
2021-02-1946 minUnholy Matrimony#27 - Fake Accents and Sleep ShoppingRandi and Cort dive deep into the Hilaria Baldwin "fake accent" controversy, plus chat about nose whistling and their 13-year-old's "sleep shopping" problem. Randi continues to NOT be impressed by Cort's famous relatives. And what did Cort do wrong this week?
2021-02-0246 minUnholy Matrimony#26 - Death, Babies and PoliticsRandi and Cort talk about death... as in WHO they think will die first. Plus, first experiences with babies and a deep dive into the nation's political divide. Cort thinks he has it figured out.
2021-01-1541 minUnholy Matrimony#25 - Catching up with Randi and CortNew year, new episode. Hear what Randi and Cort have been up to, including big changes in the work world for Randi. On this episode we talk World War II, an attempted coup (World War III?) and What Cort Did Wrong this Week.
2021-01-0847 minUnholy Matrimony#24 - Name Dropping, Cereal and ChipsRandi and Cort address the elephant in the room: Ellen. Is she a monster? Plus, who tops the kindness list for Randi when it comes to celebrities? Cort really loves Cocoa Pebbles. And what did Cort do wrong this week? Hint: it involves chips.
2020-08-1044 minUnholy Matrimony#23 - This Old QuarantineRandi and Cort talk about life after more than 4 months of staying at home during the pandemic, including what has prompted both of them to delete Facebook on their phones. Plus - does Cort have an obsession with This Old House? Probably. And what did Cort do wrong this week?
2020-07-2446 minUnholy Matrimony#22 - Remote Learning & Washing DishesThe P'Pool-Johnson family is in their 4th week of quarantine, and things not normal. Randi and Cort talk about "sending" the girls back to school, and when they think things will get back to normal. Plus, Cort's dish washing skills are up for debate.
2020-04-0838 minUnholy Matrimony#21 - Big Families and HandshakesIt's Day #2 of Corona-Quarantine... but it might as well be day #302. Randi and Cort talk about restaurants and bars closing down in Oregon, what it's like to grow up in a big family, and handshakes.
2020-03-1832 minUnholy Matrimony#20 - Eye Contact and QuarantineIt's quarantine time, which means Randi and Cort have nothing better to do than bring the podcast back. Speaking of which, Randi can't quarantine, Cort doesn't make good eye contact, and why does Randi hate the Oregon Coast?
2020-03-1738 minUnholy Matrimony#19 - Placentas, Christmas Trees & PC SchoolsWhat to do with that old placenta? Randi and Cort have an idea. Plus, when is it too early to set up for Christmas? And, have public schools become too PC?
2019-11-2249 minUnholy Matrimony#18 - Cort Needs Anger Management & Bad MomsRandi and Cort talk about his anger management issues (which he doesn't think he has), bad moms and leftovers.
2019-11-1546 minUnholy Matrimony#17 - Dying Dog, Death Threads and iPhonesRandi and Cort are back (again), with a lot to talk about, including the passing of their beloved basset/beagle hound, Rosco. Plus, a discussion about group texts, are people actually funny, and does Sloane need an iPhone 11 for Christmas.
2019-11-0850 minUnholy Matrimony#16 - Wedding of the Century, Cort's Stand-Up, First DateRandi and Cort have returned from the "wedding of the century." Plus, they take a look at Cort's stand-up comedy chops - their first date, and what's up with Area 51.
2019-08-0256 minUnholy Matrimony#15 - End of Times, Taylor Swift & Wet TowelsRandi and Cort are back with a new episode, and despite Cort THINKING he had made the audio sound better... it was actually worse. But hang in there! Hear about Cort and Randi's earthquake plan, where they hide their important documents - and what does Randi REALLY think about Taylor Swift.
2019-07-1256 minUnholy Matrimony#14 - Bad Breath, Dog Paintings and Mother's GuiltRandi and Cort have a bad experience at Quinn's choir concert, and it had nothing to do with singing. Plus, has Cort has become one of "those" people? Randi feels guilty, about everything. And... what did Cort do wrong this week?
2019-06-0738 minUnholy Matrimony#13 - Energy Drinks, Everest and DrakeThe mom in Randi comes out in this episode of Unholy Matrimony. Cort and Randi talk energy drinks, climbing Mount Everest and high school clicks. Oh, and Drake. Plus, what did Cort do wrong this week?
2019-05-3155 minUnholy Matrimony#12 - Canned Chicken, Passive Aggressive Texts & Fire HazardsWhat is Randi having for lunch? Find out in this episode of Unholy Matrimony. Plus, Randi is putting the family at risk because she gets cold.
2019-05-2438 minUnholy Matrimony#11 - Jonas Bros, Birds and Burning ManThe Jonas Brothers are back at it. Cort doesn't care, and it comes as a shock to Randi. Cort looks for advice in dealing with a pesky neighborhood robin, and Randi lets us know about one of her bucket list items. Plus, what did Cort do wrong this week?
2019-04-1941 minUnholy Matrimony#10 - College, Edibles and Restaurant EtiquetteIt's been a while, but Randi & Cort are back with Episode 10, which was actually recorded a month ago. In this episode, they talk about the college/university bribery scandal, edibles, Randi's new job and Cort's poor restaurant etiquette.
2019-04-1253 minUnholy Matrimony#9 - Michael Jackson, Feminism and LimousinesRandi and Cort are back from Hawaii (they went to Hawaii last week, in case Cort didn't say anything). Cort wonders what restaurant Randi would choose to eat at if she could have free food for a year, while Randi deep dives into the new HBO documentary series about Michael Jackson. Plus, no more limos for prom?
2019-03-0843 minUnholy Matrimony#8 - Did I Mention We're In Hawaii?Randi and Cort are in Hawaii. But that didn't stop them from recording a new episode of Unholy Matrimony. Twice. We'll let them explain.
2019-03-0148 minUnholy Matrimony#7 - Kenny G, Planes & Good Cop/Bad CopRandi insists that Cort once tried to serenade her while they were dating. Plus, she reveals and deep dark secret about she does (or doesn't do) on planes. And, what did Cort do wrong this week?
2019-02-2245 minUnholy Matrimony#6 - Birthin' Babies, Lotteries and Strip ClubsRandi and Cort discuss who should be in the delivery room during child birth. Plus, Cort wonders when Randi stopped thinking he was funny. And Randi gives Cort permission to visit a strip club, despite the fact that he didn't ask.
2019-02-1540 minUnholy Matrimony#5 - Fights, Pigs and Body PartThings get real between Cort and Randi - like real, real, in the form of a fight. Also, what's the deal with teacup pigs, circuses and ghosts. Plus, Cort and Randi take a quiz. Or try to.
2019-02-0839 minUnholy Matrimony#4 - Gushy Facebook Posts and Manly CortRandi thinks the Pacific Northwest MIGHT be turning her into a serial killer, while Cort thinks there might be trouble at home for Tom Brady. Plus, how manly is Cort?
2019-02-0146 minUnholy Matrimony#3 - Where did you hide the money? And chocolates?Things get a little tense when Cort unintentionally reveals a secret he's been keeping from Randi. Also, how much "sports" is too much "sports?" Randi can't get the girls to walk the dog, but Cort has a solution. And what did Cort do wrong this week?
2019-01-2541 minUnholy Matrimony#2 - For the love of money... and eating out.Randi has been obsessing over the Bezos divorce. Cort pretty much forgot about it, and instead, is now questioning whether he and Randi gave their kids cell phones too early. And when was the last time Randi checked her bank account? Plus - what did Cort do wrong this week?
2019-01-1829 minUnholy Matrimony#1 - 'Til Death Do Us PartHave you ever wanted to murder your spouse? Randi has... and admits to it on the debut episode of Unholy Matrimony. Plus, what did Cort do wrong this week? Find out here.
2019-01-1131 min