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Two Joke MinimumMr. Deep CheeksOn this weeks episode of The Two Joke Minimum Podcast, Ray presents to the world his theory that after a certain BMI you are in a sexual orientation all your own. He makes some great points. Enjoy!2022-12-221h 05Two Joke MinimumTell Princess Di I Said 'Sup'Whoa look who it is! You're back for more. We knew you would be and you're right to come back because this is a sweet and funny episode that will go down in podcasting history. So now that you've been vindicated in your podcast listening sensibilities why dont you go ahead and drop us a sweet comment. It helps the machines, who don't know we're sweet, to now we're sweet and tell other people about us. They said AI was gonna take over the world but it doesn't look like it at this rate. Thanks fo...2022-12-111h 11Two Joke MinimumThe Worlds Greatest Prank ShowWe're back with another banger. It's been a while butbthis episode is a real treat. It's got more jokes packed into it than a snickers has peanuts. We hope you enjoy and please don't forget to like, share and subscribe. Also, if you could leave us a comment that would be real nifty nd we would be forever in your debt. 2022-12-061h 05Two Joke MinimumA-list B-holesAnother classic TJM coming at yas. We cover a lot of ground here. For all live shows check out our social medias. Enjoy! Please leave us a rate or a review. It helps our future computer overlords to spread the good word of TJM. Thanks!2022-10-241h 15Two Joke MinimumWitch BoysSteve just returned from his trip to Salem and regails us his adventures. Theres also plenty of talk about Jesus and the Olson twins. The stuff you come to us for. Classic ep, enjoy! P.S. Dearest listener, Please find it in your heart to leave us a rate and a review. It will help the machines to promote our show. All hail the machines!2022-10-171h 14Two Joke MinimumChunkulesHey hey, please pardon in interuption in the contiousness of our episodes. We've been experience numerous technical difficults due almost entirely to user error. But heres an episode for your enjoyment. Also, please help us out by leaving a comment or a rating. It helps the algorythm to love us and not think we're dumb. Only you can help us trick the algorythm. Enjoy!2022-10-061h 08Two Joke MinimumTopanga Had Nice HairSometimes we read books and sometimes we talk about those books in our everyday lives. Some of our everyday lives involve recording podcasts which is how we got to talking about what we would do if we were eccentric billionaire game designers. Who had the resources and the means to create a vast virtual reality where anything is possible. Then within that reality create a game where you had to decipher riddles to find clues to find more riddles and clues, what pop culture references we would use. Except we did it in a dumb way not smart like...2022-09-191h 04Two Joke MinimumHonorable SteveAll rise! Court is now in session. We're back from our brief recess to bring another banger. *Bangs Gavel* Seriously though, the court needs your help. Please leave us a comment wherever you listen to this. It helps their alogorythms to share our podcast. These algoroythms better be sharing if they know whats good for them. Enjoy the show!2022-09-121h 02Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum Presents: Episode 111A whisp of cigarette smoke dances through the streetlight. You hear your friends calling your name but you can't turn around. There are voices in front of you too, voices you know but can't quite place. You take another drag hoping the nicotine will give your synapses the jolt they need. It's there at the back of your mind. It sounds something like Poo Poke Aluminum but that can't be right. Who do these voices, coming through the darkness, belong to? One of them says something and it makes you laugh. Then the other one says something else and...2022-08-2959 minTwo Joke MinimumTechnically A War CrimeIt's another week and that means another episode of TJM. See if you can figure out who's drunk on this weeks episode. Come check out the Master Debaters on August 13th at Crooked Run Fermentation in Sterling Virginia. It's a comedy debate show. It's gonna be fun. Get tickets here: https://crookedrun.square.site2022-08-0949 minTwo Joke MinimumParti BoiHey hey hey. Here's your weekly hit of Two Joke Minimum ya fiends. This week we've decided to become convention comics. We're leaning towards furry conventions but we're keeping our minds open for suggestions. Come see us live on August 13th for The Master Debaters at Crooked Run Fermentation! Tickets available here: https://crookedrun.square.site/?item=8892022-08-0159 minTwo Joke MinimumDeep Ray 9Ray's mind is toast and it shows on this episode. The man has gone completely senile. He's past the point of no return, it's all downhill from here. 6 months tops before he forgets how to speak entirely. Make sure to tell your friends to tune in to witness a man's brain melt before your very ears. The only other time you get to see someones brain degrade in real time is if they're related to you. JK he's fine obviously. Probably just tired. Enjoy!2022-07-241h 01Two Joke MinimumSpoiler Things*Spoiler alert* If you haven't watched season 4 of Stranger Things yet but you want to, go do that first before listening to this episode. If you don't like Stranger Things you should probably get a life. The Duffer Brothers were unavailable to join but we pretty much covered it all ourselves. In a miracle of lucidity we pretty much stayed on topic the whole time. Enjoy!2022-07-101h 19Two Joke MinimumBack In My Day On this weeks TJM Ray and Steve talk about their recent weekend in the beautiful state of South Carolina. They also talk about the important topics in our country today like rearing children, PTSD and the Smurfs. Enjoy! There's a big announcement at the end of this ep that you don't want to miss. 2022-07-061h 05Two Joke MinimumTechnical DifficultiesWe're back. Let us get up in your ear holes. Ray is back in the land of Mary from his sojourn across this fine nation. With him he's brought tales of the land. This is indeed a very fine episode. Stay tuned to the end for a special announcement. Enjoy!2022-06-281h 07Two Joke MinimumNooks and CranniesOn this weeks episode of TJM Ray discloses that he has never used dryer sheets. Can you belive that? Can you? Can you? Also while in Austin Ray discovers a portal to hell in, of all places, his small intestine. Enjoy!2022-06-0743 minTwo Joke MinimumGirl SteveTwo Joke Minimum coming at ya from Austin. We were actually in the same room when this was recorded. First time thats happened in years. It's a whole lotta fun. Enjoy!2022-06-011h 10Two Joke MinimumI'm not Willy NelsonJust another week of joking around with the Two Joke Mafia. Ray got his car toad and Steve got his car frogged. Enjoy!2022-05-231h 25Two Joke MinimumSex Party RefereeSorry this ep is late. We'd stop making you wait if you didnt love it so much. Ray reads his iTunes lists and we discuss a new career path. Enjo. 2022-05-201h 17Two Joke MinimumRay-Ray Rocking ChairHere it is, episode 99 of TJM! Ray is in Austin, TX living the dream in an AirBNB with a special surprise. Steve is still in MD bombing at shows and struggling to keep his cats from running away. Enjoy the show!2022-05-0954 minTwo Joke MinimumIn Space, No One Can See Your FeetPod kids afraid to leave the pod. We're back this week with another banger. Ray discloses his ideas for an ideal future away from our mother earth. Steve shares some stories from his days in the army. Also, Ray is looking to hire an assistant. Listen to the add in the episode and email us your resume if interested. Enjoy!2022-05-011h 11Two Joke MinimumMasculinismAnother fresh squeezed glass of pod juice for ya. Ray and Steve reflect on their weekend of super sweet shows. Then we dive into much overdo conversation about men being sexual harrased at comedy shows. Enjoy!2022-04-2459 minTwo Joke MinimumRay the DefilerHappy Easter! We here to bring the whole family together this Easter. Classic ep where we compare relatives to Hitler and Ray adds another name to his list of graves to defile. It's Easter so kick back, enjoy some ham, find some eggs, tickle a neighbor and don't foget to like, share and subscribe.2022-04-171h 04Two Joke MinimumThe Re-returnHey we're back again! Apologies for the unplanned break but now we're back and we promise we won't do it again. Thanks for sticking with us it really does mean the world that anyone listens to this show. Enjoy!2022-04-111h 09Two Joke MinimumShortyWe're back after a little break. This is just a short little ep for ya. But its not the size of the boat that matters its the motion of the ocean. Enjoy!2022-04-1138 minTwo Joke MinimumAre They Allowed to Vote Yet?Another one! On this weeks TJM Ray and Steve recollect on a recent road show. The road led them to a magical land where it's ok to DM your cousins after midnight. Enjoy! Don't forget to like share and subscribe! Check out Stephen Baxley's Not Your Daddy's History on all streaming platforms. It's a jolly jaunt through little known historical stories.2022-02-271h 14Two Joke MinimumBecome UngovernableFreshly squeezed pod for your listening pleaseure. Ray has some new bad habits. Steve rages against the MVA. Or DMV depending on what state you're in. We encourage all of our listeners to become anarchists this week. Enjoy! Check out the Not Your Daddy's History podcast with Stephen Baxley. And go to our patreon for exclusive content https://www.patreon.com/user?u=687461482022-02-201h 02Two Joke MinimumPretty Sharp for a Fat GuyIn this weeks episode Steve is three deep and Ray is deep cheeks. We reminisce about our favorite things from high school and rewrite some movie plots. Enjoy! Check out Not Your Daddy's History. Host Stephen Baxley takes you on a hilarious ride through history. Available anywhere you can get podcasts2022-02-131h 04Two Joke MinimumDaytime ProstituteWhat would you spend money on if you were rich and famous? We came up with the perfect idea. Enjoy this weeks episode! Also check out Not Your Daddy's History with Stephen Baxley. It's available on Spotify and its fun everywhere. 2022-02-061h 07
Two Joke MinimumYou're Garbage, You're Going NowhereLocal human dumpster fire Tom Myers wants this smoke. We recorded an episode with him in 2020 that never aired. We told him the audio was bad but the truth is we were too embarrassed to release it. He's been wanting to redo it for a while to promote his little league baseball anouncing. Recently he was pretty snippy with us over social media so we address our issues with Tom on this episode. We'll be putting the unedited "Lost" Tom Myers episode up on Patreon. Enjoy!2022-01-301h 11Two Joke MinimumDoordash Funeral HomeAnother week another hot pod! This is a good one if you like being critical of your peers and quotes from Will Ferrel movies. Make sure to like, share and subscribe. Enjoy!2022-01-231h 03Two Joke MinimumTwo Seat TerritoryHot off the presses! New Two Joke Minimum podcast. This is the first one of the new year and we're excited to be back. Lots of good laughs this week looking forward to a whole new year of pumping out pods. Enjoy!2022-01-161h 07Two Joke MinimumFlirty Past ThirtyApologies for the late episode. COVID dontcha know. This is a fun episode. Steve turns thirty and were waiting on the carbon dating to come back to determine Ray's age. We also discuss fiscal policy and the national debt ceiling. Enjoy!2021-12-2151 minTwo Joke MinimumWhat Smells Like Ammonia?This is a very important episode of the Two Joke Minimum Podcast. We finally get to the bottom of what that smell is. Turns out the human body can only process so much Diet Coke until it starts producing cleaning supplies. Thanks for listening and don't forget to like, share and subscribe! Enjoy!2021-12-051h 18Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum- Jean God Van DamnSlippery when wet! Another great episode of jokes, stories and whacky opinions. Also, are you ready for our new robot overlords? They're ready for you. Get prepped. Enjoy!2021-12-021h 03Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum- Post Tour ShowWe're back! Just Steve and Ray this episode. We talk about all the laughs and the drama on our recent ten days on the road. This is a fun episode, it's good to be back! Enjoy!2021-11-231h 06Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Davine KerDavine Ker returns to the show. Always a blast to to sit down with one of the funniest people in the DMV and probably the world. Davine is a killer stand up, if you haven't seen her check out her social media for dates. Davine DC. Enjoy the show!2021-10-181h 10Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Kurt RyanHot Pod! The much anticipated return of Cursed Ryan. We've tried to do this three times since episode one and this is the only one that took. We're glad it did and you'll be glad you listened. Enjoy!2021-10-041h 07Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Brandon FusonBrandon Fuson is the reigning undisputed Snacktown Smackdown champion. He's a dominant force in the heavy weight comedy division. Weighing in at 450 lbs., Brandon is a true colossus. It's impressive that he can maintain that weight having only half the teeth of a regular man. Brandon is also the mastermind behind the Open Mic Nitro on Monday nights at the Church of Satire comedy club in Hanover, PA. Check him out!2021-09-271h 29Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Thez GrimesHappy Labor Day! Sit back and crack open an ice cold pod. This weeks Guest is Thez Grimes! Thez is a very funny young man hailing from the north of Maryland. He's been around in the DMV scene for a long time. You can catch him live all over the place. He hosts a monthly open mic at the State Theater in Havre de Grace, MD. It's the best open mic that you could ever hope to encounter. Enjoy the Show!2021-09-061h 16Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Peter SullivanPeter Sullivan is a person. And being a person comes with certain inalienable rights. Such as the right to be a guest on this podcast. Peter is a super funny guy and we were lucky that he graced us with his presence. You can catch Peter around the DMV and soon he'll be headlining the International Delaware Kangaroo comedy festival. Enjoy!2021-08-221h 18Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Anwar FikriThe hilarious Anwar Fikri returns to the show! It's always a pleasure to sit down with Anwar. Anwar is a comic, father, and veteran in that order. Check out his new weekly show on Wednesdays at the Speakeasy in DC. Enjoy!2021-08-161h 36Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Bernard WilliamsThis was a great conversation with Bernard Williams! Bernard is a stand-up comic, musician, coach and Olympic Silver medalist. He shared his experiences at two Olympic Games with us. He's a beast of a comic as well and we just found out he's also a musician. If you need coaching check out BWProTechniques and listen to his music here https://open.spotify.com/track/6jZw54QQu9fj2AaRvC7cCo?si=b9356462ebd84522 Enjoy!2021-08-081h 35Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum- Near Death Experience StoriesYou ever wondered what it's like to look death in the face and live to tell the tale? Lucky for you, you don't have to because we already did and told the stories here. Enjoy!2021-08-021h 06Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Trish SmartIt doesn't matter what country you live in Trish can sneak into it or out of it. And then she'll convince the local police to come to the comedy show she's putting on at your favorite bar. After that your mom is gonna make her a really nice traditional home cooked meal and they aren't gonna save you any. This is a great episode and you should listen to this lady. It's Trish! Enjoy.2021-07-261h 06Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Joya DiazFresh off a month on the road, Joya Diaz returns to the program. This is a super fun episode and for more of Joya check out his album Practice on Spotify. If you're in to math he can teach how to do that as well with his math tutorials on YouTube. Enjoy!2021-07-191h 13Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Eddie LilesEddie Liles ladies and gents! Eddie is an awesome comic that you can see all over, especially in the D.C. and Baltimore scenes. He produces a ton of shows all throughout Maryland and the District. Check out his podcast called: Imma Get In Trouble anywhere podcast can be found. Enjoy the show!2021-07-131h 23Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Petey SteelePetey Steele ladies and gentlemen! This man has been a staple in the DC scene for the past decade. You can check him out on his podcast Counter Currents even in real life at places like the Arlington Cinema Draft House. Enjoy the show!2021-07-041h 15Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Dewayne WhiteThis week we were joined by the mighty hilarious Dewayne White. Dewayne is comic and a veteran. He's probably other things too but that's really all we talked about on this episode. You can catch Dewayne live at his weekly open mic every Monday night at the Electric Palm in Woodbridge, VA. He's also an instructor with ASAP, which helps veterans get started in the arts. Their comedy classes are free and you can find out more at asapasap.org. This is a really fun episode, we can't wait to have Dewayne on again. Enjoy!2021-06-281h 15Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum- Strip Club StoriesHere's another stories episode for your enjoyment. This time its Strip Club Stories. We sit down to swap some Titty Bar Tales! No guest this week just some Nudie Pub Nostalgia. Just the boys reminiscing over some Yank House Yarns. We're just talking about back when we would run some Skin Tavern Scams. -Alright we get it- Enjoy! 2021-06-211h 06Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Kate LoiceKate Loice is a comic and producer out of Austin, Texas. She is the mastermind behind Austin Texas Comedy, and a very funny and sweet person. This was a great conversation, comfortably recorded at a safe distance over the internet. Enjoy!2021-06-141h 21Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum: Austin w/ Leo Kon & Anthony KnightFull disclosure the audio in this episode isn't great but the content is gold! We were trying something with the set up and recording on location and it didn't quite come out. Leo Konopka and Anthony Knight are comics from the DMV who moved to Austin and are killing it. Leo's new show, House Rules, will be at The Creek and The Cave on Sundays starting in June. If you're in the area go check it out and if you're not in the area you should be. Thank you all for listening! Enjoy! 2021-06-011h 11Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum: AustinAnother hot pod coming at you from the great state of Texas! We took a field trip to check out the comedy boom. It's fun. For more details enjoy this episode! For the best fudge in the hemisphere check out Divine Fudge and use promo code twojokepod for 20% off your entire order. https://divines-fudge.myshopify.com2021-05-241h 02Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Stephen BaxleySteefin Backslee returns to the show! We had a great conversation with our pal Stuffing Backpacks about life after covid and the downside of the vaccine. Stumbling Bungholes host a podcast called Not Your Daddy's History all about historical events and figures. Check it out on YouTube and enjoy this episode with our good friend Stinging Backstraps! For the best fudge in the universe check out our sponsor Divine Fudge! Use promo code twojokepod for 20% off your entire order at checkout. https://divines-fudge.myshopify.com2021-05-021h 20Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Winston HodgesWinston Hodges is a comedian! We had a really fun conversation that you're all sure to enjoy. Tell a friend and enjoy our company in the company of others. And be sure to check out Winston on Tik Tok for the hottest Tok's in the Tok game! Enjoy. Check out our sponsor Divine Fudge for the best fudge in the fudge game! Use promo code twojokepod at checkout for 20% off your entire order!2021-04-251h 15Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Fernando MadrigalFernando Madrigal is a renaissance man! This week Two Joke Minimum brings to you another amazing pod as we are joined by comedian, show producer and expert on film, the hilarious Fernando Madrigal. We talk comedy, movies, and Fernando's star turn as "Akeem" in the YouTube series, Film School. As an added bonus.....we are attacked by a MONSTER!!! Listen carefully and see if you can hear that moment. Check out our sponsor Divine Fudge. Use Promo code twojokepod at checkout for 20% off your entire order. https://divines-fudge.myshopify.com2021-04-181h 15Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ John ConroyJohn Conroy is a beast of a stand up comic and you can catch him this week, April 15-17th, at Magooby's Joke House featuring for Damon Wayans! John shared with us some of his wisdom and experience in his long comedy career. Check out our sponsor Divine Fudge and use promo code twojokepod at checkout for 20% of your order. https://divines-fudge.myshopify.com 2021-04-111h 10Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Ace JacksonHailing from The City of Fairfax. Ace Jackson is a teller of jokes and a producer of shows. He hosts a weekly open mic at Carpool in Fairfax Virginia every Monday at 8PM. Ace tells an incredible story about being maliciously wounded by a knife wielding paramour. Enjoy! Check out our sponsor Divine Fudge! Use promo code twojokepod at checkout for 20% off your entire order. https://divines-fudge.myshopify.com2021-04-041h 20Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Sandy BernsteinSandy Bernstein is the hardest working lady in the comedy scene! She gives an education on the zoom show comedy world and introduces the concept of "Zoom Bombings". Listen to the end of the episode for Sandy's list of upcoming dates! Enjoy. Check out our sponsor Divine Fudge for the best fudge around. Use promo code twojokepod at check out for 20% off your order. https://divines-fudge.myshopify.com2021-03-281h 15Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Jacob RosalezJacob Rosalez moved out to LA years ago and it was great to catch up with him. We couldn't have asked for a nicer, funnier or harder working guest this week than Jacob Rosalez. You don't have to go see him, he'll come to a comedy room near you. Follow Jacob on IG @chingadiculous and if you're in the LA area keep an eye out! Enjoy! Check out our sponsor Divine Fudge and use promo code twojokepod at check out for 20% off your order. https://divines-fudge.myshopify.com2021-03-211h 05Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Mike GMike G is the current king of dada/ anti humor! This guy cracks me up every time I see him perform comedy but he is also a musician and just a super cool guy. This was a really fun conversation and when we asked Mike what he wanted to promote he said his dad's vintage clothing store called Ten Car Pile Up. The guy is a peach, check out his dads store and enjoy the episode! Check out our sponsor Divine Fudge. The best fudge around! Use promo code twojokepod at checkout for 20% off your order on...2021-03-151h 23Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Parker BrownSome people think that alcohol puts them in touch with a higher plane of existence. While that is just an alcoholic's excuse to drink more. The drunken savant, Parker Brown, makes you think there might be some truth to it. Sober Parker is boring as sin but just give him a beer and watch him go. He's like a wind up toy but the little crank on his back is a steady stream of firewater, hootch and ambrosia. Enjoy the show! Check out our sponsor Divine Fudge at https://divines-fudge.myshopify.com/ and get 20% off at checkout w...2021-03-071h 20Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum- Ray & SteveIt's a Ray & Steve date. No guest this week, just the two of us! We had some things to discuss that we wanted to share with you all so we skipped the guest and got right to the meat and potatoes. Good chat. Enjoy! Check out our sponsor Divine Fudge for all of your fudge necessities: https://divines-fudge.myshopify.com and get 20% off at check out with promo code twojokepod. 2021-02-2800 minTwo Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Alfred "Daisy Dennings" BarnesAl and his alter ego Daisy Dennings are a blast to talk to. Al appears from the mist when the planets align and if you're lucky you can catch him perform on such an occasion. Check out out Al's songs at Al Can't Sleep on Bandcamp. Check out Divine Fudge on Shopify for the best fudge in the world. Use promo code 'twojokepod' at check out for 20% off your order.Click the link: https://divines-fudge.myshopify.com/ 2021-02-221h 05Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Garrett HarvestComedy, Haircuts, & Covid-life were the subjects of discussion on this weeks episode with our guest Garret Harvest! Garrett is the host of the Thursday open mic at Wits End Saloon in Timonium, MD. If you haven't been to one of these shows you need to! Garrett always brings a powerful energy to the stage and we were happy to have a conversation with him. Enjoy! We're also super excited to share our sponsor Divine Fudge! It's the best dang fudge around, pardon my language. Use promo code 'twojokepod' at check out for 20% off your order: https://divines-fudge.m...2021-02-141h 20Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Derek HumphreyGreat conversation with the hilarious Derek Humphrey! Derek is a comedian based out of the Big Apple. He dropped in for a great chat and a few laughs. Follow him on instagram @humpderek and check out his podcast The Bushwick Bears: Petty Crime Review. Enjoy!2021-02-081h 11Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Rose VineshankWe had some good ol' fashioned family fun on this episode joined by Rose Vineshank! Rose is a stand-up comic hailing from the metropolis of Baltimore. She's a regular host at Magooby's and you can check out her sweet writing skills on Hardtimes magazine. https://thehardtimes.net/author/rose-vineshank/ Enjoy! 2021-01-3159 minTwo Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum- Beef SamwichWe're back! This first episode is good time with our friends "Young" Samuel Cobb and Brandon "Hoot" "Beef" Fuson. If you like having a good time you'll like this episode and if you don't like this episode than you don't like having a good time. 2021-01-2457 minTwo Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Cliff CashBuy yourself the belated Christmas gift of laughter and get Cliff Cash's new album "Half Way There". Available on iTunes January 8, preorder now! Cliff Cash is a road warlock, this was an incredibly enlightening conversation about the life of a traveling stand up comic. Also, keep an eye out for Cliff's half hour coming out on Dry Bar comedy and follow him on Instagram: @cliffcashcomedy. We couldn't have picked a better guest for our season 2 finale. Stay tuned after the episode for season recap and some much deserved shout outs. Enjoy!2020-12-271h 34Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum w/ Leo KonopkaThis one is a steamer! Leo Konopka is stand up comic currently residing in Baltimore. He runs an open mic every Monday night at Zen West. Leo also runs a show called House Rules that you might be able to catch in various locations if you're lucky. Leo is much more than that though, he's sinner, he's a smoker, he's a midnight toker. If you're not lucky enough to live in Baltimore to catch Leo Live check him out on TikTok: @Leo.comedian and on Twitch: @Leocomedian. Enjoy!2020-12-201h 16Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Quentin HardyHot new pod fresh from the factory floor! We're joined by DC's own Quentin Hardy. Quentin has been working the stand-up comedy festival circuit for a while now and it was great to talk with him today. He's a very funny dude, be sure to keep an eye out for him anywhere jokes are told. 2020-12-071h 09Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Eric AskerEric Asker has a girlfriend! Eric is a real funny gut from DC. We talk about the rising cost of tacos, where to find the best bowl of pho and share some stories from the past. Follow Eric on Instagram @laughatmedammit and on Twitter @laughateric. Pho is better in Vietnam!2020-11-301h 21Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Michael CopenhaverMichael Copenhaver spits hot fire! Ohio comic Michael Copenhaver zooms in to show off his amazing beard and declares he's running for president in 2024. Keep an eye out for his new podcast called "One Joke at a Time" coming to you soon. His website is www.michaelcopenhavercomedian.com where you can find all of his content and hit him up on Facebook. Michael has also been known to sketches with Eargasm Comedy. Enjoy!2020-11-221h 32Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Shawn LeverettShawn Leverett ladies and gentlemen! This man is the worlds funniest chocolatier, and a damn good stand-up comic. Shawn is a Baltimore based comic who has performed at the Punchline in Philly, Cobbs comedy in San Francisco and hosted for Ms. Pat at Magooby's. He also runs an open mic every other Wednesday at the Tin Roof (COVID permitting). He also makes incredible fudge and I mean incredible! He sent us samples that I haven't been able to stop talking about and my whole family will be getting for Christmas. Check out Divine Fudge! 2020-11-161h 11Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Jeff KingJeff King is one funny dude! This is a great conversation, we swap a few military stories and even scarier stories from open mics. Jeff is a former Marine turned stand up comic doing big things in the Baltimore area. We talk about awaiting the election results, fast food, writing material and being woke. 2020-11-081h 37Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Tina FrimlHot Pod fresh from the factory floor! Tina Friml joins us this week to shoot the breeze. Tina is a hilarious stand up comic who recently performed at the Just For Laughs comedy festival in Montreal. Most of the comics we know couldn't even get in to Canada. Tina has an incredibly inspiring story and was an absolute delight to talk to. Enjoy this weeks episode with Tina Friml!2020-11-011h 21Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum: Spooky StoriesHeres one to trick-or-treat to. Happy Halloween to all you ghouls and goblins! Here is a bonus episode all about first hand spooky stories. Apparently we've lived pretty spooky lives. From actual skeletons in the closet, a desert full of clowns, to meeting the devil and the devils son. We thought we'd share some of our stories with you this Halloween. 2020-10-301h 11Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum: Road Pod W/ Hoot FusonGood times as we finish up the Coffee Pot Tour with a podcast in our hotel room after the final show. We are all a little bit delirious at this point in the trip but we're still cooking. Brandon Fuson joins us to talk about our experiences on the road. 2020-10-261h 09Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Stephen BaxleyWe've had to say goodbye to a lot of venues because of this pandemic and this latest closure really hit home. So, we invited Stephen Baxley back on the show to talk about the last show at Second Chance Saloon and share some fond memories. From hecklers, to unruly bar patrons, to acrimonious management, Second Chance posed a lot of challenges to performers and show runners. But on this episode we relive some fonder memories as we say farewell to one of our favorite venues. RIP Second Chance Saloon. P.S. Keep an eye out for Stephen...2020-10-181h 30Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum: Injury StoriesThe long awaited follow up to drinking stories is here! We talk about the dumb ways in which we've injured ourselves over the years. From playing sports, to being drunk, to being non-consentually humped while sleeping by a horny cat. We cover the full gambit. Enjoy the show and tell your friends! 2020-10-121h 20Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Anthony OakesThis was such a fun conversation we had with Anthony Oakes! Anthony is a hilarious stand- up comic and producer out of the DC area. His latest project is called Black Think Tank with Anthony and Patrice, which discusses ideas around black communities, content, creators, and consumers. Anthony likes to keep himself busy and he's producing Zoom stand-up shows every first Thursday of the month called Gays in Space that feature all LGBTQ comics. Follow him on all social medias at Anthony Oakes and anthonyoakescomedian.com Enjoy the Show!2020-10-041h 24Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Abby MelloWe're back this week with Abby Mello! Abby is a comic and producer out of Baltimore. She is absolutely hilarious and we had a great conversation. We talk to Abby getting back to comedy now that things are opening back up. Go get some tickets for Abby's all ladies lineup show You're Being Hysterical on November 19th at Baltimore County Brewery. 2020-09-271h 17Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Adam GabelWhat does Wolf Blitzer look like after eating a pack of wolves? Find out on this weeks episode! This is another great episode for aspiring comics. We are joined by Adam Gabel who is comic out of New York City that spends most of his time on the road. He shares his tips and tricks with us on getting on the road and how to deal with bookers. Check out the Lifestyle Report with Adam on Youtube and more content on Adam's website adamtellsjokes.com.2020-09-071h 16Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Joel ByarsThis one had me pumped up! So much so, that I after we finished recording I tried to run a marathon. I made it two miles, a new record! Joel Byars is one heck of a guy and a hilarious comedian out of Atlanta. If you're interested in doing stand-up, getting on the road or just curious about how all that works, this episode is for you. And if you like what you hear here you can get more of Joel on his podcast Hot Breath! He gets some amazing guests that give great advice on how to do...2020-08-301h 26Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Anwar FikriWe're trying something new with the production! Anwar Fikri is a DMV comic. We have a great conversation about things going on in the world from Baltimore to Beirut. It was cultural, educational and creepy. Enjoy! 2020-08-241h 29Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Von MychaelVon Mychael is a hilarious, national touring stand-up comic out. He joins us this week to talk about his new Quarantine Comedy Special. If you want to check it out for free, direct message him on any social media, tell him you heard him on the Two Joke Minimum podcast and he'll send you the link. FOR FREE! Enjoy the show!2020-08-091h 02Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Young SamuelStand up comic and friend of the show, Sam Cobb, joins us for a nice evening chat. Sam tells us about his life since returning to work after quarantine and gives a spirited lesson on shoe culture. 2020-07-271h 04Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Parker BrownParker Brown joins us this week to promote his new podcast "The Worst Thing In The World". We talk about everything under the sun and the second half of the podcast Steve tells the story of taking friend of the show, Stephen Baxley, suit shopping. Enjoy!2020-07-131h 28Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Patrice DeveauxWe are joined this week by Patrice Deveaux! Patrice is ridiculously funny and we had a great time chatting with her. Patrice just got back from the west coast where she was on Kill Tony. Check out her album No Laugh Tracks, Vol. 1, it's available on iTunes and YouTube.2020-07-061h 12Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Joya DiazThe hilarious Joya Diaz returns to the podcast to promote his new album that is available now on iTunes and Spotify. The album is called "Practice" by Diaz the Comedian. This album is hysterical so make sure you check it out!2020-06-221h 08Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Stephen BaxleyFriend of the podcast Stephen Baxley takes some time to join us for a chat over Zoom. Baxley is a local Maryland comic who produces shows all over the area but primarily at Second Chance Saloon in Columbia. There has been talks about getting back to doing live shows soon so be sure to keep an eye out for that!2020-06-151h 14Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Tate GriffenTate Griffen joins us this week to talk about his debut comedy album "No Stage Too Small". You may know Tate from his days as a professional wrestler. Which if you didn't know is a completely fascinating world all of its own. Enjoy the episode and check out Tate's album which is available on iTunes and Amazon!! https://www.amazon.com/No-Stage-Too-Small-Explicit/dp/B08563VJ8N/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=tate+griffen+no+stage+too+small&qid=1590663440&sr=8-12020-06-081h 05Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Jeff CusickWhoooo this was a fun one to record! Jeff Cusick is one of the coolest, nicest guys you could ever meet. On top of that he's hilarious as well. This is fun episode, we hope you all enjoy listening to it as much as we did recording it! Make sure you check out Jeff perform live once things get open again and stay safe!2020-06-011h 17Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Anthony WithersThis week we are joined by Anthony Withers! Anthony is a very funny man who writes and performs stand-up comedy and produces his show Black CNN on YouTube. Check him out in this weeks episode of Two Joke Minimum, he even showcases his joke writing skills on the show!2020-05-251h 11Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Marlenas!Marlenas McMahon-Purk is a hilarious stand-up comic based out of New York City. We had a great conversation about aliens and ghosts, comedy, culture, Covid, and moisturizing techniques. Marlenas is making masks, so if you need one hit her up on Venmo @rillitho, Facebook or Instagram. Enjoy!2020-05-181h 07Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum: Just UsNo guest this week. Just Ray and Steve shooting the breeze, chewing the cud, chomping at the bit. Any who, enjoy!2020-05-111h 02Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Davion WilliamsDavion Williams is a hilarious stand-up comic from the DMV. He joins us this week to talk about all things quarantine and how to pass the time. He's hilarious and you'll love him. Check out Davion!2020-05-041h 14Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Casey BauerWe are joined this episode by Casey Bauer who is a hilarious stand-up comic. She is normally based out of NYC where she performs and produces stand-up shows. Casey produces shows for Laughing Matters NYC and is currently hosting digital open mics. If you're interested in signing up you can do so on their site! Check it out! https://laughingmattersnyc.com2020-05-011h 21Two Joke MinimumTwo Joke Minimum W/ Mike MoranOn this week's episode, Ray and Steve are joined by the multitalented Mike Moran. This guy does it all, Mike is a stand-up comic whose newest special "Pause Comedy" will be coming out on YouTube sometime soon. Be sure to keep an eye out for that but in the mean time you can check him out on the Confessional Podcast. Mike is also the frontman for the band The Loss and has been published in The Hard Times magazine. Links included below, be sure to check him out and enjoy the episode! The Confessional Podcast: https://podcasts...2020-04-271h 07