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Feed The GeeksFeed the Geeks Ep. 64 ft. Tiny - Past Lives, One Piece, State of Play“There’s a Korean word, In-yun. It’s said that it was Luffy’s In-yun to obtain the One Piece and become King of the Pirates”
Kino is back in FTG with Thirdy and Bayani having a look at A24’s Past Lives, and the film has been so overhyped that they even got Retasocast’s Tiny to make an appearance and rant about why she didn’t like what some are saying is this year’s Everything Everywhere All at Once.
Listen to Bayani also desperately try to get Thirdy to check out the live-action One Pi...
2023-09-171h 08
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 62 | Crowds, Art Books, FeedbackWe had a very fun and hectic time at Cebu ABF last weekend. Aside from it being the launch of our zines, Tiny's chap book, and a lot of merch it was also our first time recording a podcast in the middle of a very crowded event. Felt like we were attending a 1 year old's birthday in Shakey's, sans The Dawn karaoke - claustrophobic, bewildering, and oddly entertaining.
We sat with old friends and new for a cultural temperature check, and roamed around the event to scrutinize people's event loot. There's also a deepdive into the differences...
2022-07-121h 28
Feed The GeeksFeed the Geeks Ep. 33 - The State of Stranger Things at PlayLet’s take a trip back to Hawkins (and Russia?) for the fourth season of Stranger Things. Though Tiny and the rest of Retasocast weren’t so keen on the new season, Bayani and Thirdy had a lot of fun, and they talk about what makes the Duffer Brothers’ homage to the 80s so great.
Before all that though, we take a look at all the big reveals for State of Play 2022 as well as Darth Vader’s first real appearance in Obi-Wan Kenobi.
“Your pain is only beginning, Obi-Wan”
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2022-06-121h 03
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 61 | AGAIN?!?Election results that make you wish the multiverse existed? A re-education secretary focusing on indoctrination? Merely hoping that the apple falls far enough from the tree so it's at least not as bad? It looks like the beginnings of the new dark golden age of Philippine history. Or is it?
2022-05-241h 34
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 60 | The Poors We See Along the WayBridges are supposed to "bridge" gaps, right? Well one bridge in particular has widened it - between the riches and the poors! Also Let us dissect why infrastructure has always been a thing for Philippine politicians, those scum-dredging, tax-thieving, bony-eared assfish!
2022-05-141h 35
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 59 | Paweekend feat. Bin, Bugz & MatthanHow far would you go for turtles? Would you die for them? These were questions we inadvertently answered during our Dumaguete/Apo Island weekend trip. We savored the many flavors that Dumaguete had to offer, made friends with the locals, pondered our mortality through memorabilia, and braved the stormy sea to swim with these gentle green giants.
And maybe the real endangered species were the Japanese remains we found along the way.
2022-04-301h 36
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 58 | Diños & Dinos: A Birthday, Bashed feat. Bia & JohnWelcome to the Prehistoric political pizza party of one adult's dreams. Complete with a dino-sized roast, sauro-spangled setup, and pints of primordial lager. With guests Bia and John, get ready for the most Diño-studded episode in 65 million years Gives new meaning to "old as a dinosaur."
2022-04-141h 58
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 57 | Honoring Yourself feat. BinFrom a very rocky erratum-filled start to Orwellian political spirit animals, Bin once again helps the crew out navigating red-hot topics. In this ep: understanding mothers, tips to avoid work on weekends, and how it pays to know the right psychological terms. Get ready to hear a lot about masasamang words and actions!
2022-03-282h 00
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 56 | Just Tea feat. JustineThis week we imported our dear friend Justine from the olden days, and discussed the much-buried college roots of the podcast: the infamous ACT-UP film org! Also in the ep: pop culture's influence on politics and vice versa, war prices, and insider info on block voting. So get your ass off to virtual-Kamputhaw, mix your favorite college drink, and make sure everyone's of drinking age. We're Acting-Up again!
2022-03-182h 01
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 55 | Schemes & Scam SystemsAnyone who's aggressive-marketing-averse has a had a scam story at some point, and that's the main subject for this episode. We call out overly-committed mall kiosk clerks, conniving linemen, gendered forms of taxation, and those putting premiums on pregnancy. Get savvy as we school you on some of the scam systems we've suffered and survived!
2022-03-101h 46
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 54 | Philippine Souls-like Simulator Feat. Feed The GeeksThe Geeks have once again invaded the podcast in the guise of "freeing" us from our politics. See them make gaming metaphors of real-life situations and tragedies, and make insane tangents into fictional worlds to avoid the horrors of existence. Don't forget to pause for a pee break!
2022-03-081h 54
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 53 | Breakfast McMuppetsStart the morning wrong with the gang as we look back on our early morning preps for elementary school and the local morning shows that accompanied our breakfast routines. We also keep up with (Kan)Ye, the Muppets, Jake Zyrus, and downtown Colon's Phil-Chi business practices. Plus some tried and tested Chi-pid tips!
2022-03-022h 00
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 52 | The Anti-Valentines Come-BackTiny and Bayani are back in Cebu, just in time for the Valentines ep! We run through all our Odette survival hurdles, and the Wordles that got us through those dark times.
Join us as we get the Twitter trifecta this episode: love, cancellation, and politics!
2022-02-221h 58
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 51 | Check Your Pre-Village feat. Bugz, Bin, Joshua, & MatthanA New Home (Opening Crawl)
About a week ago, in a subdivision not so far away...
We checked in on our homies in their new home and hear about how they survived the ravages of Odette, the pressures and proclivities of "village" life, and the challenges of living apart from the magic that exists in an upper-middle class household.
So welcome us again as we start anew, in this post-Odette, post-booster, election campaign period Cebu!
2022-02-131h 57
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 50 | Is ART Fair? feat. Mark Deutsch, Wyndelle Remonde & Ronyel CompraFor our art episode, we went to the Visayan Art Fair (not the first nor the only art fair in the Visayas, but quite possibly the biggest since the pandemic) to ask people fundamental questions about art, love, and fairness. We'd like to thank Mark Deutsch, Wyndelle Remonde, and Ronyel Compra for sitting down with us, and everyone else in the fair who was gullible enough to answer our stupid questions.
2021-12-142h 12
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 49 | The Un-Scene Rock Resurgence feat. BobbyWe spent our post-first-gig-in-a-while decompression time with the architect of the current indie gig resurgence himself, Mr. Bobby Olvido. Listen in as we milk him for his dirty tricks, pet peeves, and IATF-compliant tips for bands and production people. We also have artist recommendations, both old and new. And it wouldn't be a Bobby conversation without that slight bit of band-on-band slander, all in the name of bettering the community of course. So open up the proverbial wanbats, and listen in!
2021-11-261h 57
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 48 | Horoscope and LimitationOn this ep we get our birth charts read by Madam Sabina Espina, PhD for Tiny's birthday bash. Find out our proclivities, our hopes, and our traumas as we let the stars show us who we really are - sentient beings incapable of free will. And watch out for the third part where an overabundance of tequila triggers a supernova of Scorpio energy. 12th house, biiiitch!
2021-11-212h 37
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 47 | CamotescapadeBayani's back for another island vacation episode, this time in Camotes! Amidst all the great outdoor activities we still managed to find some things to trash, like the quality of halo2 and some underwhelming caves. Listen in as we take a mini-respite on the podcast itself and let Bayani do his thing for most of the runtime. The water's warm and not too salty, so dive in!
2021-11-171h 27
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 46 | Martial Law Horror Stories feat. NiñoPrepare for a night of historical horror with Niño and the gang as we tell bone-chilling stories and myths from one of the darkest periods of the past: the Martial Law era. From man-eating murderers, pump-wearing plunderers, and everything in between, we examine how infamy and villainy turned into fame and political clout. And just like a real live suspense mystery, we delve into how we can piece together the truth from fragments of memories, facts, lies, and schemes. We even reached out to the late dictator himself for a few choice questions. Blood-curdling accounts and jump scares a...
2021-10-292h 25
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 45 | Feelings: The Persona is PoliticalWelcome to the slam book episode where we get deep in our feelings and talk about ourselves and nothing else. We define the characters we've been playing in the show and our origin story, regret not getting into the Duterte Manifesto and other self-help bullshit, and agonize on how people take politics a little too personally. This 45th ep might be a nice jumping off point if you want to dive into the daunting body of work that is RetasoCast.
2021-10-201h 30
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 44 | Let's Get Pink Started In HereFresh off Leni's bid for VP and the bilateral trolling that followed, we discuss how to better communicate with the differently-supporting people in our lives. We may not be Nobel Prize winners but we sure have some pretty good ideas about it. Let's get (redacted) in here!
2021-10-161h 47
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 43 | Miss U-Shouldn't feat. JoshuaWhile we can debate on whether or not we can separate art from the artist, it's hard for us to be separated from one artist in particular. We're back with recurring guest Joshua to discuss the pomp and pageantry of Miss U, COCs for presidential candidates, a look back on the pre-lockdown music scene, and more. What are you waiting for? Spit on that proverbial chain and have a drink!
2021-10-092h 01
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 42 | It’s-a Bee, Marital Woes!Ku-laugh out loud with the gang as we become casting directors, wedding coordinators, union leaders, and true crime podcasters in this very ideas-laden episode. Don't forget to claim your free bee freebies at the counter, señores y señoras!
2021-09-301h 43
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 41 | Feminist Allies and Apologist All-LiesAfter hearing about Toni Gonzaga's clout increase post-BBM interview we think we could probably do better, and for the worse. Listen in and see where our allegiances lie on the plethora of wanton topics we found ourselves in, all stories being equal and all that.
2021-09-231h 44
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 40 | Life Begins at For-Titty feat. Bin & BugzWe invited a couple of OG RetasoCast guests over for our special 40th episode. From from taking a mini-retrospective, to commie capybaras, to taxi driver podcasts and the Pharmally faux-pas, we've got a lot of nourishing topics for you to suckle on.
2021-09-181h 53
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 39 | Much Ado About Ugly BabiesNot all babies are cute. We may not want to admit it, but there are ugly babies among us. Let us show you why that's okay. We also talk about blatant murders of law professionals, OnlyFans porn ban, influencers, and the BIR. But it's all mostly baby talk.
2021-09-061h 36
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 38 | Mission on Audit: The Talib BanOn our 1st post-Bayani and post-fall-of-Kabul ep we discuss COA's weeks-long killstreak, the plight of Afghan women, and repopulating the world post-endtimes. Feel free to audit these deets from our most geopolitical episode yet!
2021-09-021h 35
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 37 | Bye-yani (Bayani Leaves Pt. 2) feat. ThirdyFor Bayani's last episode in the podcast we had Thirdy over for an unofficial Feed the Geeks crossover. Gamer culture, mansplaining, and a lot of drunken bullying ensue as we discuss unpaid lechon packages, Hidilyn Diaz, Blizzard Bro Culture, and a lot more.
Bye, 'Yani!
2021-08-261h 42
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 36 | Bay-exit (Bayani Leaves Pt. 1)On this weeks-delayed episode we start the countdown to Bayani's exit from the podcast, the qualifications for his replacement, and all the relevant things that happened almost a month ago when this was recorded.
2021-08-181h 37
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 35 | Adobo Variance Authority feat. MigsOur collective culinary wisdom and experience has led us to this nexus event for Filipino food, the quest for the Ado-BEST adobo! We also have a lot of appetizing factoids as well as some hard-to-swallow info. Join us with self-made gourmet expert Migs as we try to map out the confusing cooking landscape that is Filipino cuisine.
2021-07-281h 47
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 34 | Vax That Ass UpOn this ep the gang gets inoculated and intoxicated just in time for Pia's birthday celebration. We talk about the futility of vaccine preference, Ernest's retirement from shitposting, Pia's quarter life crises & problematic tiny horse vids, and the poor's apparent contentment in poverty, among other things.
2021-07-181h 38
Feed The GeeksFeed the Geeks Episode 06 ft. Zach - LGBTQ+ Representation in Media, LUCA, and YaoiFeed the Geeks is finally branching out on their own channel apart from Retasocast!
In this episode, we have over resident friend-taso Zach to talk about LGBTQ+ representation in films, TV, and gaming. We discuss actors and which roles they should be able to take, and the recent rise in problematic ex-child actors. Plus, we take an in-depth look at Disney Pixar’s Luca, a film with an LGBT theme at its very heart. Also something about Yaoi and how it appropriates the gay experience.
Thanks for listening!
2021-07-151h 48
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 33 | Of Perished Presidents & Predatory Poets feat. MagsThough our 1st choice guest couldn't make it our 2nd choice guest Mags more than made up for it by the sheer amount of impropriety alone. In this week we discussed the death of a bachelor president, Drake Bell pleading guilty, and sexual harassment in the LGBT and literature scenes.
2021-07-111h 24
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 32.5 | Feed the Geeks 6 feat. ZachIn this episode of Feed the Geeks, we have over resident friend-taso Zach to talk about LGBTQ+ representation in films, TV, and gaming. We discuss actors and which roles they should be able to take, and the recent rise in problematic ex-child actors.
Plus, we take an in-depth look at Disney Pixar’s Luca, a film with an LGBT theme at its very heart.
Also something about Yaoi and how it appropriates the gay experience.
Thanks for listening!
2021-07-071h 48
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 32 | Sweet 69 on Father's DayWe're sonning everyone this Father's Day. Let this ep take you on a ride with cooking master cabbies, Father's Day fuck-yous, C*VID conspiracies, IATF idiocy, BTS Meal maliciousness, and a lot more.
Also available on YouTube with video! Don't forget to like and subscribe!
2021-06-231h 31
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 31.5 | Feed the Geeks 5 feat. IvoIn this fifth episode of Feed the Geeks, Bayani and Thirdy are joined by their friend Ivo to talk about the big reveals of E3 2021 and the future of gaming. We also delve deep into Netflix's Trese and what other Filipino comics can be adapted into series.
Follow us on Twitter!
Bayani - @yoodadude
Thirdy - @feliiiciiiano
2021-06-211h 35
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 31 | Independence Day Filipedo Baiting feat. Zach & JomNothing says Filipino resilience more than continuing on with the show just moments after finding out the recorder's broken. Good thing there's friends, flags, and Filipino beer to keep things going. Drunken degeneracy ensues, from patriotism and Pinoy anime, to pathological perverts preying on preteens.
Thanks Zach & Jom for cringing in solidarity with us throughout this Filipino experience speedrun.
2021-06-181h 22
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 30 | Pride, Enby, & a Cop's Wrath feat. AstridCan you celebrate Pride and still go full-on biblical on that ass? Well, apparently we can, and did, with our guest Astrid. Although only with us through call for half the episode, we managed to squeeze in some Old Testament kink, men's month cringe, Filipinx opinions, and some good ol SOGIE enlightenment — for those of us who were listening, anyway.
Though guestless, we returned for the second half to discuss the Jollitowel, another gruesome lola murder by cop, upcoming elections, and a lot more. Don't forget to like and subscribe!
2021-06-091h 29
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 29 | Shout Out Mental Wellness feat. Ms. JazzTo cap off Mental Health Awareness Month we finally get serious about our mental health issues and talked to an expert: Ms. Jaseluh "Jazz" Saturinas, RGC. She talks about the importance of seeking help during the pandemic, how to give psychological first aid, harmful psychology tropes in film and media today, and the importance of setting boundaries.
We'd like to thank Ms. Jazz for this insightful and surprisingly sobering episode! Also, thanks to everyone who watched and interacted when we went live.
Experience RetasoCast on YouTube, now in Technicolor! What's the worst that could happen...
2021-06-041h 27
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 28.5 | Feed the Geeks Ep 4 feat. JoshuaIn this episode of Feed the Geeks, Bayani and Thirdy have brought over Friendtaso Joshua Aquino to talk about the latest trailers and speculate on the upcoming hype of the Electronic Entertainment Expo 2021 (or E3). Plus we discuss the upcoming Filipino-inspired anime on Netflix, Trese.
About Feed the Geeks:
Bayani and Thirdy are pop-culture newswriters in Cebu who want to make good use of their geek know-how and share their knowledge (and unwarranted opinions) to you, the self-described Filipino geek.
2021-06-011h 44
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 28 | 1 1/2 Taong Walang Josh feat. JoshuaHitherto-Most-Coveted-Male Joshua finally graces our eyes and our mics on this mental health kamustahan session/vasectomy intervention episode. We discuss the cons and cons of having children, coke during the pandemic, the price of fame in the Philippines, code switching, and then some.
This one's for all the current and future cool aunts and uncles out there. Remember, whatever you're going through, just fuck it out!
2021-05-261h 41
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 27 | How Have You Been & How Long Has It Been? feat. BinOn this ep, we catch up with our dear friend Bin and get some tips on pandemic mental health management, for introverts and extroverts alike.
We also look back on the amazing turn-of-the-millennium Filipino films that graced our childhoods, and some not-so-shining examples thereof.
So let's dive into the comfort of kamustahan. Arya!
2021-05-191h 19
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 26 | 500 Years of Hysterical History feat. Cortz CortezAwakened from his pandemic slumber by a month chock-full of historical inaccuracies, the venerable historian Cortz Cortez finally comes out of podcast retirement to set the archives straight, and slam the fact-check coconut cudgel down on the heads of historical revisionists.
Join us as we warp back in time to witness Magellan's megalomania, Pigafetta's piga-fetish, cowering conquistadors, the First Philippine Politician, and Lapu-Lapu's legacy-ending lubi.
Here's this podcast's tuba-fueled contribution to National Heritage Month!
2021-05-121h 25
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 24.5 | Feed the Geeks Episode 1In this third episode of Feed the Geeks (Yes, we decided on a name, finally) we ran into some technical difficulties and lost 80 mins worth of audio recordings. What we have here is the remainder of our salvaged audio which includes a small guest appearance from our friend Vince.
In this episode, we update you on the latest pop-culture news, plus discuss the end of The Falcon and The Winter Soldier, the new Mortal Kombat film, and the hype behind Resident Evil Village. It’s a shame we lost a bunch of audio, but hopefully you can ge...
2021-05-1154 min
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 25 | Quarter-Life HoldoutsThe two remaining holdouts of the RetasoCast gang continue to put out timely, informative, and compelling discussions despite a multitude of setbacks, unlike most of the Philippine presidents we pop off on during the episode. Also discussed: obstinate Japs, history of the insurgency, Labor Day, both KKKs, and more.
Uneventful as this 25th episode might be, it just shows that we're still growing and working to make do with what's given to us as we continue to search for our place in the world. Or we're just stubborn as shit.
2021-05-061h 18
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 24 | Community Pantry Proliferation - New Proletarian AdvocacyNow that everyone's earned their community pantry participation trophies, we decided to get down to brass tacks and tackle these brazen attacks on the Bayanihan spirit. Turns out we were too passionate about the topic that we ended up fighting ourselves.
Also in this ep: Indonesian Sub Sob Story, Chauvin found guilty, and the beheading of Lapu-Lapu's legacy by politicians and pseudo-politicians.
So bring out your ambag, humbugs. We're filling these pantries right up.
2021-04-301h 36
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 23 | Caught Blackin': Black Saturday 2021 feat. Mags & WesOn this Jesus-less day, the gang (minus Pia, plus Wes & Mags) delves into the history of a tradition well-hidden - HG's Black Saturday. Cultural shenanigans ensue.
Editor's note: There may or may not be a longer cut in existence, in some unlisted vault somewhere.
2021-04-161h 22
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 22.5 | Rule Thirdy-Fourth: Men of Pop Culture As WellBayani, fourth of his name, and Thirdy are back for their second pop culture rundown, this time with more anime and JRPG waifu wars. In this ep: James Gunn's Suicide Squad, Obi-Wan cast reveal, Game of Thrones on Broadway, getting Attached on Titans, and fantasizing over Final Fantasy VII Remake's remastered milkers.
2021-04-051h 32
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 22 | Daddy Issuez CanalNegativity prevails this week as Bayani and Tiny finally get back on the pod thanks to their negative test results, but we also lost Pia in the process. Through the magic of editing, manipulation, and schedule micromanagement, we did manage to get everyone in for this episode.
Listen in for maritime mishaps, belligerent boycotts, Woody Allen's inappropriate parental behavior, the withholding nature of problematic relationship dynamics, and more!
2021-03-301h 27
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 21 | Fetishization Nation & The Kapoy Confession Feat. JohnIn this ep House Gwapo gets WAP-y as Bayani confesses about his current bout with the specter of the Covid scare, while we ponder on how Asian fetishists might react to our very own crazy-dicked Asian guest, the legendary John. A difference in location really does yield a difference in energy. The big dick kind.
Plus, we take a walk down Bayani's cringe lane as we confess how we took "Kapoy" without his permission, and made it our own.
So #StopAsianHate, love yourselves, and take care.
2021-03-231h 23
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 20 | Alleged Beach of Protocol feat. Regil & SamEven the beach can't kill our bad vibes as we get political on the white sands of Bantayan for our 20th episode getaway. With us were Regil and Sam, pandemic island castaways who we dragged into our authority-critical discussions about vaccines, COVID's economic effects, Meghan & Harry, and a lot more. But hey, we had fun, too! Shout-out to Kuya Guard for waving into the camera after shutting us down!
Be sure to listen up to the very end, as we miiiight have gotten a bit sappier than usual with our thanks. Bantayan would do that to you.
2021-03-171h 56
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 19.5 | The Day We Were Reincarnated Into a Pop-Culture Podcast Based In CebuBayani's been doing too many pop-culture rants on RetasoCast, so the council has decided that he be banished to do his own spinoff pop-culture podcast down in the basement, along with his emotional support geek Feliciano Mondigo III.
On this ep, they dissect (a little too much) WandaVision's finale and the upcoming Snyder Cut of Justice League. Plus, the merits of Raya and the Last Dragon, and a lot more nerd stuff we don't really have time to discuss on the main pod.
So here's episode 1 of Retaso Subcasts, spinning off!
2021-03-111h 24
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 19 | Nega-Wide Carbon Private MarketGuess what we found out when we finally did our market research! Cebu's biggest and most iconic market is no longer "public." We had Nica from Movement Against Carbon Market Privatization and Nanay Bebe from Cebu Urban Poor Woman's League over for a grassroots situationer.
Shout-out Women's Month!
2021-03-091h 26
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 18 | Barely Legal: Better Call Sho feat. Atty. PatrickRetasoCast Ep 18 | Barely Legal: Better Call Sho feat. Atty. Patrick
When PNP and PDEA agents have a shootout while you're buying donuts, when friends make a mock campaign tarp of you, when you're an up and coming podcast trying to dodge libel suits, who you gonna call? Better call Sho, AKA Atty. Patrick Gallito!
Big thanks to all the listeners who submitted their legal queries. And thank you, Patrick, for professionally answering even our dumbest hypothetical scenarios.
Now grab a drink, have a seat, and lawyer up!
2021-03-021h 27
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 17 | Penis Envy & the Nude Truth feat. Mags & WesGet ready for some heavy dick talk this week, whether it be the PNP being dicks to Lumad students, dickish things to do with nudes in your possession, or what a dick one's own mental negativity can be during a COVID scare.
Thank you Mags (The Magz Virus) and Wes (The Hidden Noise Podcast) for your valuable phallic input!
2021-02-241h 58
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 16 | Laugh & Love, LIVE! feat. ChatWatch our first foray into live streaming while we're being reluctantly perceived by friends, strangers, and parents on social media. Topics include: Valentine's day, Britney's conservatorship, Gina Carano's cancellation, Chris Prat's continued Christian existence, and more!
Thanks for the interactive support, live chat people! Free our girl Britney!
2021-02-151h 13
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 15 | Grooming Marilyn's Unsung CoochieOn our Quinceañera we tackle fittingly coming-of-age topics like coups, grooming, incest, and, most adult of all, laundry. Also, tune in for someone's post-cancellation non-apology.
RetasoCast will be recording an interactive segment of episode 16 on Saturday, Feb 13 at 8pm live our page facebook.com/retasocast. So watch us be stupid in real time, hop into the chat and send us your Valentine's greetings, incel manifestos, well wishes, and potentially cyber-libelous threats.
2021-02-091h 45
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 14 | A-stonks on Titan & Lack History MonthThis episode's filled with gamer moments, uninformed economic advice, and historical inaccuracies. We get stuck in our musings on how to make fiat money from the (de)merits of this podcast. We also delve into the roots of Phil-Chinese otherness; and the concept of "diskarte" for the family's wellbeing, often by any means necessary. We've also got Cosmo-type tips on getting treated better in government offices. Join us as we dive deep into the cultural deficit of the Philippine diaspora!
2021-02-021h 32
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 13 | The Gospel Accord-ing To feat. Niño OlayvarWe're breaking down some bilat-eral agreements here in our UP-DND Accord special, with guest explainer and educator Niño Olayvar. We also ask "how safe is Ayala, really?" Plus, some dinosaur discussions to spice everything up. So grab your allies and join us as we climb this mountain of a molehill for academic freedom!
2021-01-281h 51
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 12 | Quit Senyor, Eat SenyorOur yearly Sinulog special is a bit more special this year, with Sinulog itself getting cancelled. Hear us wax poetic about the potential Pacquiao Presidency, and why Armie Hammer went after Shia LaBeouf's actual Hollywood cannibal title. So listen the fuck up, Samurai.
2021-01-221h 32
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 11 | Quarantine Angst / Don't Call it A Come-VaccOn this ep the RetasoCast gang comes back from semi-retirement to reflect on surviving the events of worst-year-yet 2020, and to agonize about an already crazy first two weeks of 2021. Get your quarantine passes and half-effective vaccines ready and let's get back on that saddle!
2021-01-171h 32
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 10 | Don't Panic It's A-SIMP-tomatic feat. Mona & FidelOn this ep Ernest, Pia, Fidel, Mona, Tiny, and Bayani get caught in a quarantine and discuss all things COVID-19, such as the rise of e-teaching, handshake alternatives, the OG simp, and Duterte's post-apocalyptic prose. So wash your hands, tune in, and get e-taught!
2020-03-181h 55
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 9 | Unfriendly Reminders® feat. Zach, Wes, Rapi & MarOn this ep Ernest, Pia, Rapi, Zach, Wes, Bayani, and Mar celebrate International Women's Day by delving into the roots of Tuslob Buwa®, re-examining an establishment's weird flex that riled up the whole city, make fun of Bo Sanchez's OnlyFans Facebook group, and explore the circumstances that led a Greenhills guard to become the very thing he swore to defend people from. Shout-out Women's Month!
2020-03-101h 47
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 8 | Going Off The Grid-dleOn this ep Pia, Tiny, Ernest, Rapi, Bayani, Mags, Bin, and Bugz drink to the short-but-sweet memories of the late great venue Mr. Griddle, gripe about the music scene some more, talk about Little Women and rapists getting what's coming to them, building a local stand-up comedy scene, and remember local childhood party games.
2020-03-031h 33
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 7 | Taking the Piss Outta Duchamp (Art Criticism Primer) feat. Migs and BeaOn this ep Ernest, Pia, Migs, Bea, Tiny, and Bayani imbibe both in liquors and art appreciation, or lack thereof. Midway through the episode there is a rant that may be triggering to art and/or local film aficionados so here's the link to John Berger's Ways of Seeing https://youtu.be/0pDE4VX_9Kk for you to watch before you can come back to timecode 1:8:07 when it's all over.
2020-02-281h 33
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 6 | Plan Be Not Afraid (Post Valentine's PSA) feat. Erik and RaeOn this ep Ernest, Pia, Tiny, Bayani, Erik, and Rae get sloshed and discuss the importance of getting tested for STDs, the dirtiest of sex positions, contraception bans in the Philippines, and dedicating an entire month to our oft-overlooked sex workers: Hoevember.
2020-02-281h 36
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 5 | Fully-Amorous (Pre-Valentines Special) Feat Neil and MariyaOn this ep Ernest, Pia, Tiny, Bayani, Neil, and Mariya get plastered trying to think up the best Valentine's date, discuss the Filipino-Chinese post-Coronavirus experience, comment on popular dating apps, and a closet weeb comes out.
2020-02-281h 25
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 4 | Ginang-Gang's All Here (The Snack Food Special) Feat. EveryoneOn this ep Ernest, Bayani, Tiny, Pia, Bugz, Bin, Joshua, Mags, and Rapi discuss a recent erotica exhibit, reminisce on the snacks of yesteryear, desperately try to plug a liquor brand that doesn't even know we're here, look back on the UP Cebu icon that is Manang Lisa and implore our listeners to consider supporting her medical expenses through the avenues below.
Manang Lisa GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/manang-lis...
Or contact: Aleza Mae Mendez (Daughter)– 09184762437 BPI Account – 1029217323
2020-02-281h 22
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep 3.5 | This is LossOn this ep Ernest, Bayani, Tiny, and Pia mourn a loss so great that it almost broke the podcast. Also, #MambaOut
2020-02-2859 min
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep. 2 | Sinulog, Nag Ashfall ug KusogOn this ep Ernest, Bayani, Tiny, and Pia spend Sinulog Sunday trying to make sense of the festivities, look back on childhood bullying, lament the Taal ash fall crisis, and look back on an eventful multi-gig weekend.
2020-02-281h 06
RetasoCastRetasoCast Ep. 1 | PILOT Hitherto Unnamed Podcast of Vaguely Cebuano OriginOn this ep Ernest, Bayani, Tiny, and Pia get hammered trying to talk about: the nameless state of the podcast and its target demographic, viability of being a serial killer in the country, the maddening horror that is Cats, and merits of the Bay Transformers franchise.
2020-02-281h 42