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The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 65-White Men Can't PissSeries finale. This episode is our magnum opiss2024-09-052h 10The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 64- Piss RailHow you gone run a train on a autistic bitch?2024-08-281h 39The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 63-85% EskimoWhat the hell is a damn Buccees?2024-08-211h 15The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 62- Sex, Drugs, and VidjaThe ep was supposed to be about Elden Ring, but we mainly just talk about how we hungry in this thang.2024-08-141h 26The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 61- Ma'am Could You Do Me A Favor And Grab Your Ankles?Reverend Finessa Carlton back in the mix2024-08-071h 08The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 60- Bomb Pussy Disorder Pt 2: Cuck EditionLawd won't he cuck it tho2024-07-311h 06The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 59-Dallas Buyers Club 2None of us have Aids, allegedly2024-07-241h 15The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 58- R? F? K?Ey bruh what the fuck do that stand for?2024-07-181h 05The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 57 -Vape ApologistVery sorry folks, this is how a Juul pod(cast), get it? I don't think ya do2024-07-101h 15The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 56- HIV We Just Killed the ClubBrought to you by Berry's Seafood2024-07-031h 13The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 55- No Good, My FriendWe talk about the Kendrick/Drake beef, trying to get ahead of it while it's still fresh.2024-06-261h 13The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 54- Gen A/ MeneBig ol J* titties2024-06-191h 32The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 53- Tada La PhilHe's a gay magician who gets your dick hard2024-06-121h 01The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 52 - Paulie’s WhoreLeaning Tower of Gaza2023-09-271h 09The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 51- Blood. Sugar. Gay Sex. Magick.Anthony Bleedass2023-09-201h 30The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode Fiddy- Banana ResuckdickWhy a man gay til he gotta be gay?2023-09-131h 04The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 49- Ass Ass In Nation Class RoomSteve done shot Da Baby2023-09-061h 07The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 48- Man De La EffectThis is now a being fucked by a brush podcast2023-08-311h 20The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 47- Running a Toxic Gossip Train on That BitchDont try that in a small town, mayn. That's disrespectful, mayn.2023-08-241h 07The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 46- WezrThis is no longer an Evangelical Christian podcast, this is now a catchphrase in the description podcast.2023-08-171h 15The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 45- SpergatoryThis man been dead for almost a year and all he wanna talk about is some damn choo choo trains.2023-08-101h 20The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 44- BoppenheimerI am become bopper, sucker of dicks2023-08-031h 17The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 43-Barkway AvenueWould you *woof* me? I'd *woof* me.2023-07-261h 12The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 42- The Matrix Pt 5: The Straight MovieI got a submarine for ya baby. Right here *zips*2023-07-191h 13The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 41- Boosie Cherry LimeadeLemme get a Bacardi lime, mayn. With some sprite and cherry flavoring mayn. Waaaa2023-07-1259 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 40- Grand Mammy KaneSeason 4 premiere. fuck the pain away2023-07-051h 21The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 39-But what Jew can do for your countrySeason finale. Parchman Farm, here we come2023-01-1152 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 38- Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For JewJohn Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and we seem to be stuck in some sort of attorney loop2023-01-0454 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 37- Applebee'sIs the apple knees2022-12-281h 02The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 36- Michael Sarah Jessica ParkerNo need for introductions folks, this one gone be some bullshit2022-12-2140 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 35- The Jew Dickhole SystemIt’s a secret society of Hasids that are into sounding. Wesley James Huff has a deep dark secret, and I'll be a gosh darned if we aren't gonna get to the bottom of this. This one’s pretty bad folks2022-12-1447 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 34-RigamaroleThe Jesus Freaks are stuck in the middle of a jail riot, but the show must go on. Special guest Shaq Jr and Old Greg help us discover the beauty of whoopins and why British comedy is so gay.2022-12-081h 10The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 33- Jeffrey Dahmer Is A HomoI'd like to drill some head if ya know what I mean *zip*2022-11-3053 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 32- The Cool Running of the BullsThree Men and a Baby Throw Mama From the Train While Drinking Juice in the Hood.In loving memory of Takeoff 💔2022-11-231h 05The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksBonus Episode- Rob's RaveE-Dogg sits down for an interview with Rob of Rob's Rave as they discuss the miracle of life.2022-11-1642 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 31-John McLain XMohammad Mo Problems2022-11-091h 00The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 30- Areola 51What if our lord and saviour had 12 inch nipples? Would he use them for good or evil?2022-11-021h 06The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 29- FeelosophyThe long lost art of copping a feel2022-10-2657 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 28- Lo Mein TenantsGang ass shit famalam2022-10-201h 04The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 27- HominaSeason 3 Premiere. Homina Homina Homina, remember when folks used to say that when their dicks got hard? We get topical on this one, unfortunately we can't seem to stay on topic for longer than a few seconds.2022-10-191h 17The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 26- The Train Mission From GTA: San AndreasSeason 2 Finale. All you had to do was give me some goddamn brain CJ.The Reverends get bammed up, and other exciting scenarios. Yeah this my son, Scenario.2022-05-131h 35The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 25- Anal VorecraftI got news for ya, that means you're gay.2022-04-201h 03The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 24- Once Bitten Twice ChideDark Vader in the stu, gettin tossed up in this shiiiiyiiiiiit.2022-04-131h 15The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 23- Pissed Ass CheetosThis is no longer an Evangelical Christian podcast, this is now a podcast for the fellas.Thumbnail courtesy of the legendary Rob Van Zandt. Warning for all headphones users(and people with ears) turn it way down around the 12:15 mark, we had some slight technical difficulties and it sounds like a Merzbow concert for about 10 seconds.2022-04-0654 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 22- See AliceFor all your bad dick needs2022-03-301h 04The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 21- UreaYas queen fuck his dad2022-03-231h 18The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 20- Orange You Glad I Didn't Say VaginaThat would've been bad. We got ghosts in this junt, they wylin.2022-03-161h 06The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 19- Sister Crisis ActorSister Act 2 was a false flag. You heard it here thirst folks.2022-03-091h 15The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 18-Monsters Ball 🏀And it’s a movie about monsters shooting hoops. These monsters have been spotted wylin out here. Remember when Halle Berry had her titties out?2022-03-021h 00The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 17- I'm A CumputerWas gonna save this one for way later but it made more sense to drop it now. Just to warn you folks, this is an E-Dogg episode. Him and our boy T Woadie talk about NFTS. Still not sure what that stands for but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.2022-02-231h 02The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 16- Reality Pt 4 The Gay MovieThis says alot about our suckciety2022-02-161h 17The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 15- Jlory of JodJoo miss me baby jurl? This is temporarily an evangelical Christian podcast again. Beep2022-02-091h 18The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 14- Finessa Carlton’s a BeeeeepSeason 2 premiere. They been fuckin with ya boy Finessa Carlton mayn. Aw mayn, don't cut the boy dick off mayn.2022-02-021h 05The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 13-Eldritch HoardersSeason 1 finale, shit gets real on this one folks. Will we make it out of this one alive? Idk, but I do know that you a bitch, Johnny Pesos.2021-09-081h 37The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 12- ShrimpasodeI cook scrimps on this one, that's about it folks. Nothin to see here, not bein problematic in the slightest.2021-09-011h 13The Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 11- New Testaments on the Block(Fo20 Pt II)Nothin but net, or should I say, nothin but Nanette? I put my name to the test and finessed the hell out of these inbred,racist, homophobic, beautiful followers of Christ. In his name we pray, gay men.2021-08-2545 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 10- Ol Dirty Testaments(Fo20 Pt I)Blaze it mon, in Jamaica we have a bobsled team man, n we all take turns fuckin your mom, mon.2021-08-1844 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 9- Na Na Na Na I'm Very GayIt's like my ipod stuck on replay. Shawty's like the HIV2021-08-1145 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 8- Working TitleSee there fellas, this here's a workin' title. Unlike you liberal sumbitches. Nobody seems to wanna work anymore. Spotify wasn't workin yesterday n our episode was late. Hwack2021-08-0445 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 7- Mouthful of SermonsLike this episode to receive the best news of your life tomorrow. Ignore to become the big gay.2021-07-2845 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 6- Bomb Pussy DisorderWho the fuck gone fuck me? (in my ass)Who the fuck gone fuck me? (in my ass)2021-07-2145 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 5- RVZvoir DogsThe first full length episode we ever recorded. Before Jerry died and before homosexuals were officially allowed on the podcast. Takes me back to simpler times. Got the boy RVZ in the mix, lawd bless that mafk.2021-07-1444 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 4- Swollen ValorYeah I got some valor for ya baby, I got your valor right here. * gestures vaguely at my exposed penis* Hmmm?2021-07-0745 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 3- Edogg's a BeeeeepThe studio has been overrun with female ass grabbers and fancy ass globalists. They want me to say "happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas". You want me to be more inclusive? Might as well cut my fuckin dick off2021-06-3044 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 2- Jizz RailWe're off to the holy land folks, Little Saint James Is(rael)land2021-06-2344 minThe Jesus FreaksThe Jesus FreaksEpisode 1.5- Special Dickems UnitBasically a glorified mic check. Shit soundin good right about nowish.2021-06-1615 min