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Chismosas and ChainsawsTrap: Like Criminal Minds But WorseIn this episode, we talk about Trap (2024), how much Reyna likes Seleka's music, and how this movie is only good if you're not completely sober. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2024-12-241h 13Chismosas and ChainsawsI Saw The TV Glow: You Won't Even Remember That You're DyingIn this episode we discuss I Saw The TV Glow (2024), how it's absolutely a queer allegory despite Britany gaslighting herself out of seeing it, and how each time she sees it Reyna gets a little emotional. Email us at chismosas.and.chiansaws@gmail.com!
2024-10-301h 33Chismosas and ChainsawsParasite: Peaches Remain AmazingIn this episode, we talk about Parasite(2019), how we’re all trapped in a capitalistic nightmare, and how Reyna remains obsessed with this score. Follow us on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2024-07-031h 03Chismosas and ChainsawsChild’s Play: More Like Bad Guy DollsIn this episode, we talk about Child’s Play(2019), how biased Reyna’s opinions on this movie are, and how hot Aubrey Plaza is. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2023-10-181h 01Chismosas and ChainsawsScream 6: Who Gives a F*ck About Movies?!?In this very long episode, we talk about Scream 6(2023), how this one subverts the franchise expectations, and how Reyna’s opinion will always be biased for a Scream movie. Follow us on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2023-09-131h 40
Between The Sheets With LeaRelationships Do's and Don'ts With Reyna MartinezWe had the pleasure of being in one of my closest friends' spaces Reyna Martinez's home in Bakersfield California. We sure did bring the podcast to Cali! Cali love in the house for sure! We wanted to check in with Reyna and Reyna wanted to check in with us as well, touching base on the last few podcasts that we put out. She was excited to chime in on the conversations we have been having and also wanted to give her input from her own life experiences. From someone who does the work on a continuous basis, yall should...
2022-09-141h 06Chismosas and ChainsawsBlair Witch: That’s The Same Movie TwiceIn this episode, we talk about Blair Witch(2016), how all Reyna can think about is Scooby-Doo, and whether or not the tapes from the original exist in this universe. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2022-08-171h 08Chismosas and ChainsawsFear Street 1666: Goode Guys Finish LastIn this episode, we talk about Fear Street 1666(2021), how the first part of this movie is Brittany’s vibe, and how the last part of this movie is Reyna’s vibe. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2022-08-031h 01Chismosas and ChainsawsTusk: They Should Have Killed HimIn this episode, we talk about Tusk(2014), how much Reyna hates Justin Long, and how much Brittany likes the little Canada jokes. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2022-06-1057 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Conjuring 2: A Supposed True StoryIn this episode, we talk about The Conjuring 2(2016), how much Reyna hates the Warrens, and how box office money should go to cast and crew members and not the studios. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2022-05-1149 minChismosas and ChainsawsSeed of Chucky: Jennifer Tilly Remains An IconIn this episode, we talk about Seed of Chucky(2004), how Reyna’s hot take is this is Billy Boyd’s best role, and how there’s really so much to unpack here. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2022-03-3059 minChismosas and ChainsawsThir13en Ghosts: What An Ugly HouseTrigger warning: we do talk about sexual assault from about the 38 minute mark to about the 43 minute mark. In this episode, we talk about Thir13en Ghosts(2001), how terrible this architecture is, and how much Reyna hates Shannon Elizabeth. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-11-0350 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Cleansing: Free on Prime and Still Too ExpensiveIn this episode, we talk about The Cleansing(2019), how this concept could’ve been done well, and how ultimately it just wants what The VVitch has. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-09-0828 minChismosas and ChainsawsFrom Dusk Til Dawn: Great News If You Like CheechIn this episode, we talk about From Dusk Til Dawn(1996), how truly iconic Salma Hayek is in this movie, and how Quentin Tarantino is creepy. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-09-0138 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Lighthouse: Why’d Y’Spill Yer Beans?In this episode, we talk about The Lighthouse(2019), how insane this dynamic is, and whether or not we’re on Robert Pattinson’s or Willem Dafoe’s side. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-08-2549 min
La Plataforma97. El Equilibrio en la PAREJA (Dar Y Recibir) Maria Aurora Garza ReynaEl caso de Rosaura, es una mujer que pagó un alto precio #emocional cuando desobedeció a sus padres por #amor a José.
En esta charla te contaré la historia que se repitió de generación en generación hasta la actualidad, a menos que la bisnieta logre sanar ese dolor con el que murió su bisabuela quien no encontró ni a los especialistas ni las herramientas.
Además hablaremos de lo que sucede cuando en el amor no hay equilibrio entre el #DarYrecibir con la Consteladora @María Aurora Garza Reyna
Hay un #regalo 🎁 para...
2021-08-2425 min
La Plataforma92. La Jerarquía En El Amor Maria Aurora Garza ReynaEl sol sabe lo que tiene que hacer, Aquel árbol también ¿Por que nosotros no?
Todo en el universo está orquestado en un perfecto orden, porque el orden crea la conexión.
El crecimiento espiritual sólo puede darse en la persona que está en su lugar.
Mientras no estemos en nuestro lugar no conectaremos ni con la realidad ni con el espíritu
Hoy vamos a hablar de la Jerarquía en el Amor con la Consteladora Maria Aurora Garza Reyna de Instituto de Constelaciones Familiares
Hay un #regalo 🎁...
2021-08-1923 minChismosas and ChainsawsAmerican Psycho: I Need to Return Some VideotapesIn this episode, we talk about American Psycho(2000), how sweaty Christian Bale is in this movie, and how it really is hip to be square. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-08-1851 minChismosas and ChainsawsFriday the 13th: Like It or Not, It’s IconicIn this episode, we talk about Friday the 13th(1980), how these actors probably tried, and wonder where we’d be without this iconic film. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-08-131h 08
La Plataforma81. Los Excluidos de la Familia con María Aurora Garza Reyna¿Cuántas personas amaban profundamente a su pareja pero las diferencias los llevaron a la ruptura?
Levante la mano ¿Cuántos han sentido que no pertenecen a su comunicad, a su sistema familiar, o a cierto grupo?
La exclusión también se da cuando Padres y Madres no permiten a sus hijos ver o hablar con el otro progenitor.
Estos padres están privando a sus hijos del sistema familiar al que pertenecen.
El amor es como el agua, sin un recipiente que lo contenga, se desparrama. Y sin un cauce que la libere se estanca...
2021-08-1027 min
La Plataforma77. Maldita Herencia - Resolviendo Conflictos Heredados María Aurora Garza Reyna¿HERENCIA MALDITA O ÁRBOL GENERACIONAL LASTIMADO?
Te toca sanar lo que se quedó pendiente.
¿Cuántos de nuestros abuelos y ancestros vivieron violencia, guerras, saqueos, violación o suicidio? Y ni nos enteramos, pero bien que traemos en nuestro ADN emocional ….. todo ese sufrimiento.
Esos acontecimientos emocionalmente intensos que se quedaron sin solución y en conflicto son duelos no cerrados, problemas no resueltos …
Que cuando se repiten en nuestra familia actual, en forma de depresión, patrones repetitivos, enfermedades recurrentes…… nos toca a nosotros sanar el #ÁrbolGeneracional.
Hoy podría ser el día...
2021-08-0630 minChismosas and ChainsawsA Nightmare on Elm Street 4 The Dream Master: Just Let Me Watch These Kids DieIn this episode, we talk about A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master(1988), how this is where the series takes a turn, and how no matter what Tuesday Knight is not Patricia Arquette. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-08-0453 min
La Plataforma69. Conoce el poder de la Geometría Sagrada con Maria Aurora Garza ReynaUna #figura geométrica para aumentar (ventas, energía, amor, alegría)
Otra para concretar, aterrizar y materializar.
Otra figura para comunicar y compartir ideas
Otra más para elevar la conciencia, tener paz y fluir a nivel sentimental.
La #GeometríaSagrada es investigada hasta por científicos, porque representa las fuerzas de la creación del #universo. Por eso cuando las vemos y tocamos, se nos activa la #intuición y #creatividad.
Su significado llega al #subconsciente y algunos opinan que es como tener las llaves de la libertad.
Descubre...
2021-07-3028 minChismosas and ChainsawsCandyman 2 Farewell to the Flesh: I Miss Helen LyleIn this episode, we talk about Candyman 2: Farewell to the Flesh(1995), how cool Tony Todd is in everything, and how big of a disappointment this is after the original. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-07-2843 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Final Girls: None of Us Asked to Be Written This WayIn this episode, we talk about The Final Girls(2015), how underrated Alia Shawkat is, and how campy but fun this movie is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-07-2134 min
La Plataforma¿Quien SOY y a donde VOY? Antroposofía de Maria Aurora Garza ReynaCuando nos preguntamos “¿Quién soy? ¿A dónde voy? ¿Qué hago aquí? ¿Para qué nací?”
Estamos cerca de comenzar #ElCaminoDelGuerrero y la búsqueda de nuestro propósito.
Algo que nos puede aclarar nuestra misión es la #Antroposofía y en esta charla Maria Aurora Garza Reyna, terapeuta en #ConstelacionesFamiliares lo explica magníficamente.
¿A qué edad comenzaste a hacerte estas preguntas trascendentales? COMENTA! Hay un regalo 🎁 para ti al final de esta charla
Escucha la charla completa y descúbrelo!
2021-07-1528 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Wicker Man: This is Why You Should Leave People AloneIn this episode, we talk about The Wicker Man(1973), how Brittany loves folk horror vibes, and how this cop should’ve left immediately. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-07-1445 min
La Plataforma42. La Magia del Toque cuántico, Sanación instantánea Consteladora Maria Aurora Garza ReynaPues será el sereno pero cuando estaba niña, mi mamá nos quitaba los dolores de panza o de raspones a mi y a mis hermanos con imposición de manos (tipo #Reiki)
Se los prometo que nos quitaba el dolor !
¿Será que hay personas con ese Don? ¿Conoces a alguien? Tu lo tienes?
Jesús dijo “Harás lo mismo y mas de lo que yo puedo hacer”
Ya estamos en la era de #Acuario y de eso se trata este tema, del poder de Sanación que podemos desarrollar ahora! con el...
2021-07-0832 minChismosas and ChainsawsMidsommar: There’s a Lot to Unpack HereIn this episode, we talk about Midsommar(2019), how amazing Florence Pugh is, and how Brittany would fall for this hook, line, and sinker. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-07-071h 22Chismosas and ChainsawsThe Omen: Take One For the Team and Kill Your KidIn this episode, we talk about The Omen(1976), how cool Gregory Peck is, and how easy it should theoretically be to kill a little kid. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-06-3039 minChismosas and ChainsawsUs: Let’s All Just Hold HandsIn this episode, we talk about Us(2019), how flawless Lupita Nyong’o and this cast is, and how Good Vibrations probably won’t sound the same after this. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-06-241h 11Chismosas and ChainsawsParanormal Activity 3: Back to the PastIn this episode, we talk about Paranormal Activity 3(2011), how pretty the mom and boyfriend are, and how this ending is kind of confusing. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-06-1638 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Craft: It’s Fun, It’s Scary, Who Gives a Sh*t?In this episode, we talk about The Craft(1996), the undeniably fun witchy vibes, and how many snakes and spiders there were. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-06-0943 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Perfection: Two Girls, One CelloContent warning: this movie does deal with sexual assault and trauma. In this episode, we talk about The Perfection(2018), how great these two actresses are, and go on a brief tangent about catering. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-06-0239 minChismosas and ChainsawsChildren of the Corn: This is Your Fault, BurtIn this episode, we talk about Children of the Corn(1984), experience technical difficulties for the first few minutes, and mourn the death of a cute dog. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-05-2649 minChismosas and ChainsawsWould You Rather: Actually I’d Rather Not But ThanksIn this episode, we talk about Would You Rather(2012), how tame this is for “torture porn”, and why Brittany doesn’t wear contacts. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-05-1943 minChismosas and ChainsawsParanormal Activity 2: Haven’t You Learned Your Lesson Yet?In this episode, we talk about Paranormal Activity 2(2010), how it’s kinda sorta racist, and how once again the dad doesn’t want to believe they’re haunted. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-04-2144 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Hills Have Eyes: Isn’t It Enough That They’re Cannibals?Trigger warning: we talk about sexual assault from about 20 minutes to the 30 minute mark. In this episode, we talk about The Hills Have Eyes(2006), how you absolutely have to train big dogs well, and how nothing matters at the end of this movie. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-04-1454 minChismosas and ChainsawsPet Sematary: Death is All Around UsIn this episode, we talk about Pet Sematary(1989), how cute the kids are, and how the father in law is so rude to Louis. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-04-071h 01Chismosas and ChainsawsHush: Maddie’s a Bad*ss B*tchIn this episode, we talk about Hush(2016), what an absolute fighter Maddie is, and how this is Reyna’s literal nightmare. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-03-3154 minChismosas and ChainsawsTragedy Girls: I Feel Like They Should’ve KissedIn this episode, we talk about Tragedy Girls(2017), how cool it is to see two teenage girl killers, and how they realistically shouldn’t have been able to take down Craig Robinson. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-03-2446 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Conjuring: Just Another HauntingIn this episode, we talk about The Conjuring(2013), how creepy the house’s history is, and whether or not we’d buy a house that had multiple deaths happen inside. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-03-1755 minChismosas and ChainsawsSaw: Don’t Piss Off Your Terminal Cancer PatientsIn this episode, we talk about Saw(2004), how neither of us can pronounce Cary Elwes’s name, and how long ago 2004 feels. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-03-1040 minChismosas and ChainsawsUrban Legend: It Just Wants What Scream HasIn this episode, we talk about Urban Legend(1998), how much we hate Jared Leto, and how 90s everything in this movie is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-03-0336 minChismosas and ChainsawsA Nightmare on Elm Street 3 Dream Warriors: Welcome to Prime TimeIn this episode, we talk about A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors(1987), how iconic Nancy Thompson continues to be, and how dangerous needle fingers are. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-02-241h 15Chismosas and ChainsawsScream 4: Why Did You Say That, Judy?In this episode, we talk about Scream 4(2011), how cool Kirby is, and how creepy Judy is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-02-171h 13Chismosas and ChainsawsMy Bloody Valentine: PneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisIn this episode, we talk about My Bloody Valentine(1981), how fun it is to see a slasher without teenagers, and whether or not venison is good. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-02-1055 minChismosas and ChainsawsBram Stoker’s Dracula: Lots of Boobs and Lots of LickingIn this episode, we talk about Bram Stoker’s Dracula(1992), how beautiful Winona Ryder is, and the insane amount of licking this movie has. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-02-031h 03Chismosas and ChainsawsScream 3: Sidney Prescott Remains an IconTrigger warning: from about 24 minutes in to 30 minutes in, we do talk about Harvey Weinstein and rape. In this episode, we talk about Scream 3(2000), how terrible Gale’s terf bangs are, and just how poorly written this supposed end to a trilogy was. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-01-2754 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Amityville Horror(2005): All Confusing, Not Enough ScaryIn this episode, we talk about The Amityville Horror(2005), the differences between this and the original and how difficult it is to see Ryan Reynolds in a serious role. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-01-2050 minChismosas and ChainsawsIt’s Been a Year of This!In this episode, we look back on 2020. Yes it royally sucked, but we also covered a lot of movies so we talked about some of our favorites we’ve covered so far. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2021-01-131h 12Chismosas and ChainsawsKrampus: Like Home Alone But MulticulturalIn our last episode of the year, we talked about Krampus(2015), the fun creature designs, and what a nice dad Adam Scott makes. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-12-2352 minChismosas and ChainsawsHolidays: Our First AnthologyTrigger warning: one of the short films deals with some sexually violent circumstances. In this episode, we talk about Holidays(2016), break down each one, and rank all 8 from worst to best. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-12-161h 04Chismosas and ChainsawsAnna and the Apocalypse: This is Nae DisneyNo, that’s not a typo! In this episode, we talk about Anna and the Apocalypse(2017), how much Reyna loves the combination of horror and musicals, and how much Brittany loves the accents. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-12-0945 minChismosas and ChainsawsHereditary: A Family TragedyIn this episode, we talk about Hereditary(2018), how iconic Toni Collette is, and what we’d do in Peter’s situation. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-12-0258 minChismosas and ChainsawsGet Out: Racists are EverywhereIn this episode, we talk about Get Out(2017), how it’s truly a masterpiece worthy of more than one Oscar, and how every actor in it really is amazing. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-11-251h 09Chismosas and ChainsawsIn The Tall Grass: It’s Not Just a Boulder, It’s a RockIn this episode, we talk about In The Tall Grass(2019), how confusing the time travel involved is, and whether or not we’d go into the grass. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-11-1835 minChismosas and ChainsawsChristine: Hell Hath No Plymouth Fury Like a Car ScornedIn this episode, we talk about Christine(1983), how this movie has a killer soundtrack, and the big differences between the movie and the book. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-11-1146 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Purge Election Year: You Don’t Watch a Purge Movie for the WritingIn this episode, we talk about The Purge: Election Year(2016), how it’s far too relevant, and we talk way too much about politics. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-11-0355 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Rocky Horror Picture Show: Nothing Beats Tim Curry in FishnetsHappy Halloween! In this bonus episode, we talked about The Rocky Horror Picture Show(1975), how hot the entire cast is, and how iconic this movie still is 45 years later. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-10-311h 10Chismosas and ChainsawsHalloween: The Film Debut of an IconIn this episode, we talk about none other than the original Halloween(1978), how iconic Jamie Lee Curtis was and continues to be, and how people should generally answer the door if you hear someone screaming to call the police. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-10-2858 minChismosas and ChainsawsAmerican Horror Story S1 Halloween: Back When Ryan Murphy Had Original IdeasIn this episode, we talked about episodes 4 and 5 of the first season of American Horror Story(2011), how much Reyna hates Ryan Murphy, and how much Brittany wants to protect the women in this season. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-10-2150 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Delicious Roadside BBQ and HeadcheeseIn this episode, we talk about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre(1974), how genre changing it was, and how much screaming there is in this movie. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-10-1459 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Houses October Built: Blair Witch But WorseTrigger warning, there is some sexual violence that’s pretty strongly alluded to in this movie, nothing too graphic but a warning nonetheless. In this episode, we talked about The Houses October Built(2014), how it just wants what The Blair Witch Project had, and what a letdown the ending is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-10-0746 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Silence of the Lambs: Substitute Human for BeefHappy October! In this episode, we talk about The Silence of the Lambs(1991), how cool Jodie Foster is, and what human flesh allegedly tastes like. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-10-0157 minChismosas and ChainsawsFinal Destination 3: Reasons to Not Use Tanning BedsIn this episode, we talk about Final Destination 3(2006), how it’s basically the same as the first with no new twists, and how Ben Franklin probably sucked. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-09-2344 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Shining: The Worst Social Distancing Experience EverIn this episode, we talk about The Shining(1980), how great the soundtrack is, and how Danny and Wendy really deserves better. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-09-1656 minChismosas and ChainsawsChild’s Play: The Only Karen We Care AboutIn this episode, we talk about Child’s Play(1988), what a cute kid Andy is, and whether or not Chucky has the strength of a man or a doll. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-09-0943 minChismosas and ChainsawsInsidious: More Kids and More DemonsIn this episode, we talk about Insidious(2010), how similar it is to Sinister, and how much Reyna hates Patrick Wilson. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-08-1237 minChismosas and ChainsawsA Nightmare on Elm Street 2 Freddy’s Revenge: No Homo But...In this episode, we talk about A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge(1985), how it’s truly one of the gayest horror movies out there, and what a great scream queen Jesse is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-07-3152 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Babadook: Sometimes You Gotta Stab Your MomIn this episode, we talk about The Babadook(2014), how this mom deserves a break, and how neither of us could be parents. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-07-2337 minChismosas and ChainsawsParanormal Activity: Ouija Boards Are Never the AnswerIn this episode, we talked about Paranormal Activity(2007), what a douche bag Micah is, and how it’s crazy what someone can do with a small small budget. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-07-1549 minChismosas and ChainsawsMisery: Kathy Bates is an IconIn this episode, we talk about Misery(1990), how iconic Kathy Bates is, and how neither of us knew Rob Reiner was a director. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com
2020-07-0836 minChismosas and ChainsawsHappy Death Day: Men Aren’t Worth ItIn this episode, we talk about Happy Death Day(2017), what a stupid name Tree is, and which of the deaths we’d be okay with happening to us. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-07-0138 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Rite: A Little Too CatholicIn this episode, we talk about The Rite(2011), what an icon Anthony Hopkins is, and which of the Popes are cool. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-06-2444 minChismosas and ChainsawsRepo The Genetic Opera: This is a BiohazardIn this episode, we talk about Repo The Genetic Opera(2008), how Blind Mags truly has big d*ck energy, and whether or not Nathan’s a bad guy. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws!
2020-06-1740 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe VVitch: You’re No Good, Goat!In this episode, we talk about The VVitch(2015), how beautiful Thomasin’s hair is, and what an icon Black Phillip is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-06-1058 minChismosas and ChainsawsProm Night: Every Movie Deserves a Choreographed DanceIn this episode, we talk about Prom Night(1980), what an icon Jamie Lee Curtis is, and how familiar those songs at the dance sound. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-06-0350 minChismosas and ChainsawsSinister: Reasons to Not Have ChildrenIn this episode, we talk about Sinister(2012), how weird Ethan Hawks is, and how Reyna thinks it’s just a worse version of The Ring. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-05-2735 minChismosas and ChainsawsCarrie: Maybe It’s Maybelline, Maybe It’s Psychic PowersIn this episode, we talk about Carrie(1976), how much older these “high schoolers” look, and how truly iconic this film is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-05-201h 12Chismosas and ChainsawsThe Human Centipede: Like Saw But WorseIn our shortest episode yet, we talk about The Human Centipede(2009), how utterly gross the concept is, and how it does the sub genre torture porn in the worst way possible. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-05-1342 minChismosas and ChainsawsUnfriended: Reasons to Not CyberbullyCONTENT WARNING: we do talk about rape and suicide in this episode. In this episode, we talk about Unfriended(2014), how terrible kids are in high school, and why you shouldn’t keep butcher knives in your bedroom. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-05-061h 15Chismosas and ChainsawsPoltergeist: It’s Steven F***ing Spielberg(and Tobe Hooper)CONTENT WARNING: About 25 minutes in, we talk about the deaths of Heather O’Rourke and Dominique Dunne. In this episode, we talk about Poltergeist(1982), how people think it’s a cursed film series, and what a breath of fresh air it is to have a family to root for. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-04-291h 03Chismosas and ChainsawsScream 2: At Least It’s a Scream Movie?Heads up: there’s a strange lag for about 50 minutes of this episode due to some connectivity issues when recording. In this episode, we talk about Scream 2(1997), how cool Sidney Prescott still is, and what makes a serial killer. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-04-221h 21Chismosas and ChainsawsThe Exorcist: Pea Soup for the SoulIn this episode, we discuss The Exorcist(1973), how much Brittany loves being creeped out by Catholicism, and how gross pea soup looks. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-04-151h 00Chismosas and ChainsawsReady or Not: It’s Not You, It’s My Satanic Worshipping FamilyIn this episode, we talk about Ready or Not(2019), what a badass final girl Grace is, and how disappointing men are. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-04-081h 09Chismosas and ChainsawsRosemary’s Baby: Guy(s) SucksDISCLAIMER: neither of us are doctors and our medical advice should not be interpreted as anything other than our opinions. CONTENT WARNING: in this movie, Rosemary does get raped and we do talk about it throughout the episode. In this episode, we talk about Rosemary’s Baby(1968), how Rosemary is constantly led astray, and what a terrible doctor she had. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com! Sexual assault resources: https://www.rainn.org/about-national-sexual-assault-telephone-hotline https://www.nsvrc.org/ https://www.ywca.org/
2020-04-011h 14Chismosas and ChainsawsIT Chapter Two: Just Jessica Chastain and 5000 Gallons of BloodCONTENT/TRIGGER WARNING: we do talk about the suicide scene, the homophobic hate crime, and domestic abuse throughout the episode. In this episode, we talk about IT Chapter Two(2019), how Ben is basically the perfect person, and how Bill Hader makes Reyna cry. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-03-251h 41Chismosas and ChainsawsThe Cabin in the Woods: Beware the MermanIn this episode, we talk about The Cabin in the Woods(2011), attempt to break down the horror movie tropes, and briefly ramble about Joss Whedon. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-03-181h 11Chismosas and ChainsawsIT Chapter One: I’m 11 so stfuIn this episode, we talk about It Chapter One(2017), how amazing Beverly Marsh is, and how biased Reyna’s opinions are on this movie. CONTENT WARNING: we do talk about Beverly’s backstory and childhood trauma about thirty minutes in and that topic goes on for about thirty five minutes. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-03-111h 30Chismosas and ChainsawsThe Blair Witch Project: Stay Out of the WoodsIn this episode, we discuss The Blair Witch Project(1999) and its cultural impact on everything from most found footage films to Scooby-Doo. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-03-041h 31Chismosas and ChainsawsA Nightmare on Elm Street: Just Johnny Depp and 500 Gallons of BloodIn this episode, we talk about A Nightmare on Elm Street(1984), how biased Reyna’s opinion is, and how much she loves Heather Langenkamp. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-02-261h 36Chismosas and ChainsawsThe Ritual: All My Friends Are Dead 🦕In this episode, we talk about The Ritual(2017), how these men don’t know how to deal with their grief and whether or not we’d bow down to the bastard child of a god. Email us with any suggestions or concerns at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!
2020-02-191h 21Chismosas and ChainsawsJennifer’s Body: Mark Me Down as Scared and HornyIn this episode, we talk about the underrated movie: Jennifer’s Body(2009), how hot and scary Megan Fox is, and how truly iconic and very 2009 the script is. Email any suggestions to chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com
2020-02-121h 12Chismosas and ChainsawsFinal Destination: Possible But Highly UnlikelyIn this episode, we talk about Final Destination(2000). We discuss the icon that is Devon Sawa and how this movie could’ve used a little more Tony Todd. We also now have an email! Email us for any movie suggestions or thoughts at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com
2020-02-051h 13Chismosas and ChainsawsThe Ring: How to NOT Defeat an Evil Psychic Child GhostIn this episode, we talk about The Ring(2002), how iconic Samara is, how Anna did nothing wrong, and how one of us really didn’t like this movie. TRIGGER WARNING: we do talk about rape during the first half hour of this episode.
2020-01-291h 26Chismosas and ChainsawsCandyman: Bees and Hypnotists and Hooks, Oh My!In this episode, we talk about Candyman(1992) and how much of an absolute icon Tony Todd is.
2020-01-221h 02Chismosas and ChainsawsScream: Men Can’t Be TrustedGood news: this one’s only an hour! In this episode, we talked about Scream(1996) and how biased Reyna’s opinions are on this movie.
2020-01-1559 minChismosas and ChainsawsThe Amityville Horror: It Was The 70s and Children Are MonstersIn our way too long first episode, we talk about The Amityville Horror(1979) and what a weird time it was for filmmaking.
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