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You Don't SayThe Noid & Protein BarsHope you're hungry, cause we're getting positively gastronomical this week. You'll get to learn all about The Noid (and why he is to be avoided at all costs), and gain a newfound appreciation for what Richard sounds like with food in his mouth. Also got quite a few crinkle-tinkles in there for all you ASMR-heads ;)2017-05-1030 minYou Don't SayThe Dixie Mafia & Google PlusOooh we back at it again, talking about the two things in the title of this episode. Hope you're ready to learn about some southern boys doin' murders, and the saddest place on the web. 2017-05-0329 minYou Don't SayBeer Mile & Guy FieriIn our glorious return to your ear-holes, we share our findings from our in-depth research into the beer mile and Guy Fieri. We also debut a mediocre new halftime bit in which we talk about mysterious gifts. Bye!2017-04-2734 minYou Don't SayThe Ending of Grease & The BachelorIn this week's episode, Maytal tells us about the absurd ending of the original high school musical, and Richard tries to figure out why people watch The Bachelor. You'll also enjoy this episode if you like knowing how much things cost in Yen, or if you're fed up with your awful shoes.2016-03-0127 minYou Don't SayThe Sims 2 & SimlishThis week is a Sims spectacular! Topics include The Sims 2, Simlish, and your physical therapy exercises. While we're here, we'd like to take this opportunity to publicly apologize to Tricia for so rudely calling out her relationship with Aleve. This episode was absolutely not brought to you by the healing powers of Aleve.2016-02-1630 minYou Don't SayBerries and Cream & Ben's Trivia NotebookThis week, Maytal tells us all about Berries & Cream, and Richard explains Ben's trivia notebook. Listen up if you're interested in pageboy haircuts, like palindromes, or your phone's always running out of juice.2016-02-0229 minYou Don't SayThe Mall in Barbra Streisand's House & Competitive EatingWe're back from a hard-earned break with info both insane and upsetting: Richard's got intel on the mall in Barbra Streisand's basement, and Maytal's an expert on competitive eating. Big thanks to Maddie Ogilvie for sponsoring this episode, which also features loving tributes to Bobby Fischer, Spy Kids, and the Popcorn Sarcophagus. 2016-01-2631 minYou Don't SayRuneScape & RuneScapeThis week is a RuneScape extravaganza, as Maytal and Richard spend 28 of your precious minutes telling you everything you never wanted to know about a video game you never wanted to play. Notable highlights include your snake's progress, restless ghost, and Chet.2015-12-0127 minYou Don't SaySheep Washing & CampThis episode, brought to you by your mom, features Richard explaining how to wash sheep, and Maytal looking back on her time at camp. Extra topics include the pros and cons of showering and Elon Musk's misadventures through time. [Note from Mayt & Rich: We'd like to apologize on behalf our intern Gary, who thought it would be a good idea to hang out in the studio even though he had a cough this week. Don't worry, though, we fired him.]2015-11-2430 minYou Don't SayFurbies & Blue as a FlavorThis week, Maytal discusses the ancient origins and mysterious tongues of Furbies, and Richard gets tangled up in blue as a flavor. You'll also want to pay close attention if you're interested in gator-bait, the NSA, or protein bars.2015-11-1728 minYou Don't SayThe Pony Express & Stomp the YardIn this episode, Richard regales us with the history of The Pony Express, and Maytal recaps your year in seventh grade through the lens of Stomp the Yard. We also cover the history of "going cold turkey," and learn that Richard might very well be a horse.2015-11-0427 minYou Don't SayDrones & CrowdsourcingThis week spells doom in all directions, as Maytal warns us of the imminent drone takeover and Richard prepares for a joyless, hyperemployed, crowdsourced future. Luckily, there's hope to be found in a disruptive tech startup: Uber for Dogs. 2015-10-2728 minYou Don't SayHoosiers & MoonshineIn the season 2 premiere of You Don't Say, Richard seeks truth in the conflicting origin stories of Hoosiers, and Maytal clues us all in to the mysteries of moonshine. Make sure you stick around for halftime if you want to learn the secret history of Twitter.2015-10-2027 minYou Don't SayTime Zones & OrthodonticsThis week, Maytal explains why we need time zones, and Richard tries to explain why we don't need orthodontia. Listen closely if you like muffled drum beats, the agricultural-industrial complex, or horrible stand up comedy.2015-06-1626 minYou Don't SayJo-Ann & OuijaThis week Richard explains the cheesy history of Jo-Ann's Fabrics and Crafts, while Maytal delivers a spooky summary of Ouija boards. Pay close attention to learn about 2D-3D printers, a ghost named Seth, and the origins of the phrase "swan song."2015-06-0926 minYou Don't SayPancakes & ParrotheadsThis week Richard imparts some pancake-related wisdom, and Maytal teaches us about Jimmy Buffett's loyal fan base. We also touch on sweaty cakes, revealed religions, matrilineal fandom, and the invention of magnets.2015-06-0225 minYou Don't SayThe Manson Family & Fecal TransplantsThis week Richard tries to find comedy in the tragedy of cult murders, and Maytal paints a word picture of reverse pooping. Also, we introduce a new half-time show, called Idioms with Idiots. Give this a listen if you believe in the power of music, wish desperately that things could be the way they once were, or want to know how to get the world's worst enema right in your own kitchen.2015-05-2626 minYou Don't SayDread Pirate Roberts & April Fools' DayMaytal explain the misdeeds of Dread Pirate Roberts, and Richard delves into the history of April Fools' Day. Listen up if you want to learn about Bitcoin, moist surprises, April's Fish, or the world's worst roommate.2015-05-1926 minYou Don't SaySibling & PiratesIn this episode, Maytal asks Richard about sibling (yes, singular), and Richard grills Maytal about pirates. Talking points include, but aren't limited to: cat abuse, frat wombs, IMDB porn reviews and the intricacies of baseball.2015-05-1225 minYou Don't SayUterus & GleeCome along with Richard as he learns what a uterus is, and share in Maytal's frustration as she learns that Glee isn't always very gleeful. If you like spaghetti, love sick ollie mctwists or hate Lima, Ohio, then this episode is for you.2015-05-0525 minYou Don't SayCIA University & PezIn the inaugural episode of You Don't Say, Maytal has to explain the mysteries of Pez to Richard, and Richard has to educate Maytal on the inner workings of CIA University. Listen if you want to learn about Spy Kids, regrettable tattoos, or how Richard passed geometry in high school.2015-04-2824 min