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Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Amy and Riley Discuss 'Joy Ride', 'Magnolia', and 'Eyes Wide Shut'Amy and Riley talk about various films for 7 minutes! If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2025-10-3013 min
Turtle TimeTurtle Time Trip: Amy and Riley Go To Tequila (RHONY S9 E16-18 Recap)On this special episode of Turtle Time Trip, Amy and Riley recap RHONY's iconic Tequila trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the RHONY Tequila trip is featured on RHONY season 9 from episodes 16 - 18. We hope this discussion will have you feeling like you just drank tequila out of a beautiful horn.If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and un...
2025-09-101h 53
Turtle TimeRichard Branson's Kingdom (RHOC S19 E9 and RHOM S7 E14 Recap)On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Richard Branson's Kingdom" - we start by honoring Giorgio Armani and then we discuss the recent SNL cast shake-up and what a hard time Lorne Michaels must be having finding talent. We also discuss Bethenny Frankel dating the person Jennifer Aniston is dating, and Meghan O'Toole King (Edmunds) breaking into her ex-husband's house. (19:20)We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 9) - "Not Tonight". (19:20)And finally, we discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 14...
2025-09-051h 43
Turtle TimeDon’t Tell It to the Judge (RHOC S19 E4 and RHOM S7 E8 Recap)On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Don’t Tell It to the Judge" - we discuss more news than you could ever imagine. We talk about the potential Next Gen LA cast, Jax Taylor trying out a new pair of Toto's at The Valley reunion, and Scheana Shay being a New York Times bestselling author. 🗡️(25:30)We then discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 4) - "The Rose Canyon Cantina Confrontation". (25:30)And finally, we briefly discuss the latest episode Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 8) - "James Bonding". (1:00:25)
2025-08-011h 30
Turtle TimeTAMRA SOS (RHOC S19 E2 and RHOM S7 E6 Recap)On today's episode of Turtle Time - "TAMRA SOS" - we talk about Jax Taylor not returning for season 3 of The Valley and what that means for the future of the series, and the bombshell revelations from Scheana Shay's US Weekly interview. (33:30)We then discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 2) - "Gretchen Revisited". (33:30)And finally, we briefly about the latest episode Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 6) - "Larsa + Lisa Forever". (1:15:45)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life...
2025-07-181h 35
Turtle TimeA Portrait of Lisa Hochstein in Mourning (RHOM S7 E4 Recap)It's the 4th of July and it's also Miami Time again! Amy and Riley discuss all the news that's fit to print including Tom Cruise's birthday yesterday, Madison LeCroy having a baby, Scheana Shay's memoir excerpt about her affair with Eddie Cibrian, and Janet Caperna receiving death threats from deranged Bravo fans. (22:05)We then discuss this week's decent episode of Real Housewives of Miami - "Julia and Martina's Baby Shower". (22:05)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to...
2025-07-041h 14
Turtle TimeThe Catch of a Lifetime (The Valley S2 E12 Recap)We feel like Frank Sinatra because we're spreading the news on today's episode! We cover Charlize Theron going to Jax's Studio City and then two other major news stories. (00:00 - 25:00)We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of The Valley (season 2 episode 12) - "Out of All the Fish in the Sea, Doute is the One For Me" - in which Kristen Doute and Luke Broderick get engaged. (25:00)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclus...
2025-07-021h 25
Turtle TimeTurtle Time Trip: Amy and Riley Go To Morocco (RHONY S4 E8-10 Recap)On this special episode of Turtle Time Trip, Amy and Riley recap RHONY's iconic Morocco trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the Morocco trip is featured on RHONY season 4 from episodes 8 - 10. We hope this discussion will have you clomping down the stairs like a buffalo in delight. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its...
2025-06-182h 09
Turtle TimeAmy and Riley in Lisa Land (RHOM S7 E1 Recap)It's Miami Time! Amy and Riley discuss barely any news at all and then get right into a full-blown conversation about the legacy of Real Housewives of Miami up to this point. And then they keep running with that Miami energy and recap the delightful season 7 premiere - "MIA Back in Action". If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncove...
2025-06-131h 38
Turtle TimeJax's Little Jean Jacket (The Valley S2 E9 Recap)Amy and Riley feel like they're Wolf Blitzer and Pamela Brown in the Situation Room with all of the latest Bravo news they cover including Lexi Wood leaving Summer House, the RHOC trailer, Rachel Zoe joining RHOBH, and Brit Eady suing Bravo for 20 million dollars. As well as the latest hair color for Julie Chrisley. (00:00 - 35:55)We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 9) - "When One Door Forecloses". (35:55)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa...
2025-06-111h 54
Turtle TimeThe Anti-Lexi Birthday Brunch (Summer House S9 Reunion Part 1 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss Todd and Julie Chrisley's escape from prison, the new Paul Reubens' documentary as well as his legacy, Tom Sandoval being cast on House of Villains, and Kathy Griffin's reputation in Hollywood. (00:00 - 20:25)We then discuss Part 1 of the Season 9 Reunion of Summer House. (20:25) as well as this week's The Valley After Show. (01:16:35)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginn...
2025-05-301h 31
Turtle TimeSunday in the Park with Jax (The Valley S2 E7 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright casually dating someone, Carl Radke talking about dating Salley or Venita from Southern Charm, the Chrisley Family Pardons, Charlie Zakkour from Next-Gen NYC seeing his Crypto friend get arrested, a recap of Phaedra's return on RHOA, as well as other news items. (00:00 - 29:10)We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 7) - "Jason's Ring". (29:10)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapp...
2025-05-281h 40
Turtle TimeThe Dawn of Darkside Danny (The Valley S2 E5 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss the BravoCon 2025 announcement, RHONY being completely cancelled never to return, Emmy Sharrett and Will Kulp's wonderful upcoming marriage to each other, and way more news than even that. (00:00 - 30:40)We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 5) - "Drunk Danny Revisted". (30:40)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secret...
2025-05-141h 41
Turtle TimeThe Many Faces of Jesse Solomon (Summer House S9 E13 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss the bounty of four new Bravo shows that are being bestowed upon us, the end of Sutton and Avi's wonderful partnership. the online feud between Carl Radke and Lindsay Hubbard, and our new sponsor - Pedigree Drizzlers. (00:00 - 40:35)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 13 - "The Changing of the Tides at the Beach". (40:35)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're...
2025-05-091h 49
Turtle TimeJax in Mental Health House (The Valley S2 E4 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss Luke Broderick saying that the food at SUR is pure shit, Lindsay Hubbard teasing that she might be on the next season of RHONY, and even way more news that. (00:00 - 19:50)We then discuss the latest beautiful episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 4) - "Santa Barbara Bags and White Flags". (19:50)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week a...
2025-05-071h 31
Turtle TimePillow Fights and Zootopia Nights (Summer House S9 E12 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright ranking Jax Taylor's sexual prowess between a 2 and a 7 on Watch What Happens Live, the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 trailer, Vanderpump Villa, and even more news than that. (00:00 - 28:20)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 12 - "Red Flags and McDonald's Bags". (28:20)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each w...
2025-05-021h 35
Turtle TimeThe First Annual Summer House Snoozefest (Summer House S9 E11 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clarke Schroeder having sex in Hartford's ball pit after her first birthday, Fyre Festival Featuring Amy and Riley from Turtle Time, Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo's new book on the New York Times Bestseller List, Alex Baskin on the Nick Viall podcast, and even more news than that. (00:00 - 23:23)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 11 - "Reading Between the Tanlines". (23:23)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and be...
2025-04-251h 28
Turtle TimeThe Ghost of Kenya (RHOA S16 E6 Recap)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Blue Origin space flight, Coachella fever, the RHOSLC and Below Deck crossover, Tom Schwartz' interview on the E! News red carpet, The Baldwins, and so much more stuff that you'll definitely feel like you listened to Amy and Riley talk about news. (00:00 - 37:27)And then we discuss the Real Housewives of Atlanta - season 16, episode 6 - "Kenya Moore Twirls Down to Hell". (37:27)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in...
2025-04-151h 21
Turtle TimeWhat Has Jesse Solomon Done? (Summer House S9 E8 and RHOBH S14 Reunion Pt. 1 Recap)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Riley interviewing Brittany Cartwright and Jason Caperna, Lisa Vanderpump on the Hot Mic podcast, Victoria Lee Robinson and Tom Sandoval having sex after eating oysters, and much more! (00:00 - 30:55)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 8 - "Lexi and Jesse Make It Official". (30:55)As well as Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 14 reunion. (1:18:35)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle...
2025-04-031h 44
Turtle TimeAmy and Riley on Trial at Sea (Summer House S9 E6 and RHOBH S14 E16 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Southern Charm season 10 reunion trailer, the reason Jax Taylor got fired from Vanderpump Rules, and fashion at the iHeart Awards. (00:00 - 26:45)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 6 - "Craig on Trial at Sea. (26:45)As well as the horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 16 - "Sutton on Trial at Sea" (1:22:20)If you enjoyed this episode and need more...
2025-03-201h 59
Turtle TimeThe Barber of King Street (Southern Charm S10 E14 and RHOA S16 E2 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the new crop of Bravolebrity memoirs, Tom Cruise finding love, and the latest Vanderpump Rules reboot news. (00:00 - 20:50)We then discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 14 - "Enough Tears to Fill Up an Ocean". (20:50)And finally, we talk about the latest episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta - season 16, episode 2 - "Much Ado about Dennis and Drew". (1:15:40)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time...
2025-03-181h 37
Turtle TimeCongrats Jesse & Lexi (Summer House S9 E5 and RHOBH S14 E15 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss The Valley season 2 trailer, Tom Sandoval being on the cover of US Weekly, and Dorit Kemsley countering the claims that she doesn't pay people that work for her. (00:00 - 28:00)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 5 - "Red Flags and Dirty Rags". (28:00)As well as the horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 15 - "Dorit and Sutton Revisited" (1:20:24)If you...
2025-03-131h 34
Turtle TimeThe Lawyer and the Storyteller (Southern Charm S10 E13 and RHOA S16 E1 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss King Charles III's Apple Music playlist, Brittany Cartwright's response to Jax Taylor's Hot Mic interview about his cocaine addiction, Tamra Judge leaving RHOC, James Kennedy taking a selfie with Andrew Tate and his brother, and the simmering online feud between Lindsay Hubbard and West Wilson (00:00 - 47:50)We then discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 13 - "A Necklace for Sienna". (47:50)And finally, we talk about the Season 16 premiere of the Real...
2025-03-111h 51
Turtle TimeAmy and Riley's Q Score (Summer House S9 E3 and RHOBH S14 E12 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley talk for 20 minutes about the new show, The Baldwins, and then discuss Karen Huger being sentenced to prison for her DUI as well as Kelly Bensimon's dream RHONY cast. (00:00 - 33:30)We then discuss the latest episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 3 - "Hannah Berner's Revenge". (33:30)As well as the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 13 - "Caftan Dreams and Caviar Wishes" (1:21:50)If you enjoyed this...
2025-02-272h 08
Turtle TimeWhat We Talk About When We Talk About The PK Text (RHOBH S14 E9 and RHONY S15 Reunion Pt 1 Recap)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Taylor Swift's plans to dunk Travis Kelce in a jug of Gatorade, the upcoming Super Bowl commercials including one potentially featuring Something About Her, and Jesse Solomon expressing interest in dating Paige DeSorbo. (00:00 -24:15)Riley then tells Amy a little bit about this week's episode of Real Housewives of Potomac. (24:15)And then, we discuss the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 9 - "Once More About the Text, My...
2025-01-302h 04
Turtle TimeThe Bridges Brynn Burned (RHONY S15 Finale, RHOBH S14 E8, RHOP S9 E15 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Joe Exotic not getting a pardon, Bethenny Frankel watching Riley's TikTok, and the latest news about the Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively scandal. (00:00 - 15:55) And then, we discuss the shocking, instantly iconic Real Housewives of New York City season 15 finale - "Paradise Lost" (16:00)We then discuss the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 8 - "Let's Talk About The Text More" (1:12:30)We then finally and with...
2025-01-232h 17
Turtle TimeAmy and Riley Raise Cain (Southern Charm S10 E1 and RHOSLC S5 E12 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the end of Gypsy Rose and Ryan Anderson's marriage, Lindsay Hubbard giving birth to a child, Kristen Doute's baby gender reveal, and our thoughts on Leonardo Da Vinci. (00:00 - 25:05) We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 5, episode 12 - "Bronwyn at the Bat Mitzvah". (25:05)And then we discuss the powerful season 10 premiere of Southern Charm - "C'est Fini, JT". (01:14:15)If you enjoyed...
2024-12-102h 02
Turtle TimeAt War with Shannon Beador (RHOC Season 18 Finale Recap)We're back again, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! This episode is hot off the presses! Amy and Riley first discuss Amy seeing The Exorcist in theaters and they also talk about the Conclave fever that is sweeping the nation. (00:00 - 11:40)And then Amy and Riley discuss the shit out of Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 episode 16 - "Sunday Roasted" as well as last night's season 18 finale. (11:40)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hea...
2024-11-011h 05
Turtle TimeThe Worst Party in New York City (RHOSLC S5 E7, RHOP S9 E4, RHONY S15 E5 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news and the upcoming trailers for the new Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills seasons. (00:00 - 36:55)And then we break down everything that happened on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5 episode 7 - "The Huzzbands" (36:55)As well as the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 4 - "Bunking Beds and Butting Heads". (01:12:00)And then finally but with the same amount of passion, Amy...
2024-11-011h 59
Turtle TimeAn Offer Jared Osmond Couldn't Refuse (RHOP S9 E3, RHONY S15 E4, and RHOSLC S5 E6 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest episode of Tom Sandoval's new podcast in which he discusses the issues he had with Billie Lee, Katie Maloney's new boyfriend, serial killers that have never been caught, and much more! (00:00 - 35:00)And then we break down everything that happened on The Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 3 - "Momma Knows Best". (35:07)As well as the latest very boring episode of The Real Housewives of New York City season 15 episode 4 - "Match Point of No...
2024-10-242h 25
Turtle TimeDouble Decker Dramamine Drama (RHONY S15 E3, RHOSLC S5 E5, RHOC S18 E15, and RHOP S9 E2 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tamra Judge's autism diagnosis, Big Jim Bellino's newest fling, the latest news on the final season of Vanderpump Rules, Katie Maloney's new boyfriend, and much more! (00:00 - 43:00)And then we break down everything that happened on The Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 3 - "Dramamine Drama". (43:00)As well as the latest wonderful episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S5 E5) - "Whitney Drew and Her Clues". (01:18:00)And then finally...
2024-10-183h 12
Turtle TimeThe Ghost of Miller Cave (RHONY S15 E2, RHOSLC S5 E4, RHOP S9 E1 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Joker: Folie A Deux, Jen Shah getting out of prison early on good behavior, Bethenny Frankel's criticism of Kamala Harris' Call Her Daddy interview, and our final verdict on the Menendez Brothers case, and the latest updates on Vanderpump Rules' last season. (00:00 - 42:10)And then we break down everything that happened on The Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 2 - "You Can Run But You Can't Ride'. (42:45)As well as the latest wonderful episode of...
2024-10-112h 24
Turtle TimeJenna, Jessel, and Sai, Oh My! (RHONY S15 E1, RHOSLC S5 E3, and RHOC S18 E13 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the scary films they've been watching, Jax Taylor accidentally giving up custody of his son Cruz, Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney's Avatar-themed birthday party for Peter Madrigal, and much more! (00:00 - 45:00)And then we break down everything that happened on the season 15 premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City. (45:00)As well as the latest wonderful episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S5 E3) - "Basketball, Bobbleheads, and the Brow Girl". (01:27:30)
2024-10-042h 50
Turtle TimeTamra's Keeper (RHOSLC S5 E2 and RHOC S18 E12 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss going to the Megalopolis IMAX screening and their thoughts on the film, the latest troubling news regarding Diddy, Eric Adams getting indicted and what that means for the Big Apple's rat population, and much more! (00:00 - 01:02:00) And then we break down every single thing that happened on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5 episode 2 - "Walking a Tightrope". (01:02:06)And then finally, Amy and Riley discuss the latest episode of Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 episode 12...
2024-09-272h 36
Turtle TimeWhat Ever Happened to Baby Gorgeous (RHOSLC and RHOC Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the continuing adventures of the Four Seasons Baby, Brat Fall, the future of Vanderpump Rules, Stassi Schroeder's New York Times bestselling book, the feud between Brock Davies and Jax Taylor, and even more than that. 00:00 - 56:29)And then we break down every single thing that happened on the premiere episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5. (56:29)And then finally, Amy and Riley discuss the latest episode of Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 episode 11 - "...
2024-09-202h 32
Turtle TimeJohnny J's Disparaging Ways (RHOC S18 E10 Recap)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! First off, sorry for Riley's audio. That will never happen again.On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax Taylor renting an apartment, Kristen Doute and Luke Broderick getting engaged, The Valley season 2, Bill Murray's antics on set, and even more stuff that's similar in spirit to that. (00:00 - 51:38)And then we break down every single thing that happened on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 episode 10 - "Catfights and Catwalks". (51:40)If you enjoyed this episode and...
2024-09-131h 59
Turtle TimeTurtle Time Trip: Amy and Riley Go To Amsterdam (RHOBH S5 E15-18 Recap)On this special episode of Turtle Time while Riley is on paternity leave - Amy and Riley discuss RHOBH's Amsterdam trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the Amsterdam trip is featured on RHOBH season 5 from episodes 15 - 18.If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more T...
2024-08-302h 39
Turtle TimeTurtle Time Trip: Amy and Riley Visit "Scary Island" (RHONY S3 E11-13 Recap)On this special episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley dive into one of the most iconic trips in Real Housewives history - RHONY's "Scary Island". If you want to join us on this journey, the "Scary Island" trip is featured on RHONY season 3 from episodes 11 - 13. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And...
2024-08-232h 27
Turtle TimeThe Judas and the Giudice (RHONJ Season 14 Finale Recap)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Lindsay Hubbard's nursery, what the season finale of RHONJ means for the future of the franchise, Riley watching Absolute Power before bed, and much, much more. (00:00 - 44:38)And then we break down every single thing that happened on the Real Housewives of New Jersey season 14 finale. (44:39)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Va...
2024-08-091h 34
Turtle TimeThe Haunting of Big Bear Lake (Vanderpump Rules Season 11 Reunion Part 2, The Valley, and Summer House Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss the opening of Something About Her, Riley reads a new installment of The Reality of a Scandal, they discuss Jesse Lally on Watch What Happens Live, and Riley going to Jax's Studio City. (00:00 - 34:54)And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 reunion part 2 (35:00), The Valley season 1 episode 10 (1:35:38), and Summer House season 8 episode 13 (2:22:15).If you enjoyed this episode, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Va...
2024-05-233h 07
Turtle TimeScary Scandoval Waters (Vanderpump Rules S11 E14, Summer House S8 E10, and The Valley S1 E7 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss the film Challengers, Something About Her officially opening, Vanderpump Rules being put on pause, Riley's wife being put on the witness stand to defend Ariana Madix in the court of law against Rachel Leviss, and much more! (00:00 - 38:14)And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 11 episode 14 (38:14), The Valley - season 1 episode 7 (1:40:24), and then Summer House - season 8 episode 10 (2:10:00).If you enjoyed this episode, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa...
2024-05-022h 55
Turtle TimeThe Sad Story of Joseph and T-Money (Vanderpump Rules, Summer House, and The Valley Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss France, Notre Dame, Pirates of the Caribbean, the mid-season trailer of Summer House, and Jax and Brittany's faltering marriage. (00:00 - 32:31)And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 11 episode 11 (32:31), Summer House - season 8 episode 7 (1:18:34), and The Valley - season 1 episode 4 (1:50:55).And finally, Amy and Riley discuss #ClayGate - the infamous moment from 2003 when Clay Aiken put his hand over Kelly Ripa's mouth and the fallout. If you enjoyed this...
2024-04-112h 17
Turtle TimeThe Return of Tom Sandoval (Vanderpump Rules S11 E2 Recap)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the RHONY casting rumors, Kandi leaving RHOA, the Grammy's, and then Riley reads part 3 of The Reality of a Scandal. (00:00 - 01:05:15)And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - The Ultimate Betrayal. (01:05:20)If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets....
2024-02-082h 58
Turtle TimeThe Descent of Lala Kent (Vanderpump Rules Season 11 Premiere Recap)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz on Nick Viall's podcast and Rachel Goes Rogue Chapter 5. And then Riley reads Part 2 of The Reality of a Scandal. (00:00 - 01:07:39)And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 premiere. (01:07:40)If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets....
2024-02-012h 39
Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Miami Vices (Vanderpump Rules S3 E13 Recap)Happy holidays, our little turtle cuties. On this special day, Amy and Riley recap the "Miami Girl" episode of Vanderpump Rules and watch in horror as Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix lie through their teeth about every aspect of the scandal. Make Christmas day extra special by spending time with Amy and Riley as they recap one of the most consequential episodes in Vanderpump Rules history.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Va...
2023-12-2508 min
Turtle TimeThe Legacy of RHONY (Southern Charm and Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Riley's trip to Schwartz and Sandy's and Jax's Studio City as well as the new details surrounding Scheana Shay and Tom Schwartz' mysterious kiss. (00:00 - 22:38)And then, they dive into the latest episode of Southern Charm (22:38), and Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy. (01:18:02).If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncove...
2023-12-201h 52
Turtle TimeAmy and Riley and Rachel Leviss Go Rogue (RHOSLC, RHOBH, and Winter House Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval on Special Forces, Ariana Madix on Dancing with the Stars, NeNe Leakes distancing herself from the Reality Reckoning, and much more! (00:00 - 48:00)Then they discuss Rachel Leviss going rogue (48:00), and then dive into the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (01:02:33), the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (02:00:50), and Winter House (02:29:37).If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're...
2023-12-012h 55
Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Amy and Riley's BravoCon ReportOn Patreon, Amy and Riley present their full, completely candid BravoCon 2023 experience with all of the highs and horrific lows. We leave no stone unturned and no tea unspilled.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. ...
2023-11-0904 min
Turtle TimeCome One, Come All (Southern Charm, RHOSLC, and RHONY Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the difference between horror and terror, the Chateau Marmont, Tom Sandoval on Special Forces, Riley's trip to Jax's Studio City, and even more than that! (00:00 - 44:00)Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (44:04), the season finale of RHONY (01:28:35), and then finally the latest episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (02:06:10).If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapp...
2023-10-202h 35
Turtle TimeTamra Judge’s Reign of Terror (Southern Charm, RHOSLC, RHOC, and RHONY Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties. Southern Charm is back and Amy and Riley are ready to be charmed. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Shannon Beador's DUI, their dream unauthorized BravoCon panel, Bethenny Frankel's response to last week's episode, the films of Nicole Holofcener, and much, much more. (00:00 - 01:01:05)Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (01:08:00), RHOSLC (01:57:50), and RHOC (02:35:17), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY. (02:57:13)If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hea...
2023-09-223h 16
Turtle TimeAmy and Riley's Death Oath (RHOSLC, RHOC, RHOA, and RHONY Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the further fall of RadHouse aka the end of Lindsay Hubbard and Carl Radke's relationship, the Winter House season 3 trailer, Tom Sandoval on Masked Singer, Ariana Madix and Mauricio Umansky on Dancing with the Stars, Vicki Gunvalson being awarded a Wifetime Achievement Award, Frank Sinatra and much, much more. (00:00 - 01:08:11)Then they discuss this week's episode of RHOSLC (01:09:40), RHOA (01:32:55), and RHOC (02:07:50), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY and award the first ever Amy and Riley's Certified Stinker Award! (02:22:33).
2023-09-152h 52
Turtle TimeAmy and Riley in Outer Darkness (RHOSLC, RHOC, RHOA, and RHONY Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Vanderpump Rules season 11 finale party where a man wreaked havoc upon Kyle Chan's beautiful whiskey launch party, the further fall of RadHouse, Jax's new House of Villains show, Mauricio on Dancing with the Stars, and much more. (00:00 - 00:55:16)Then they discuss this week's episode of RHOSLC (00:55:20), RHOC (01:36:56), and RHOA (1:54:56), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY (02:17:24). If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hea...
2023-09-082h 38
Turtle TimeThe Redemption of Rachel Leviss (RHONY, RHOC, and RHOA Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other perfectly and then dive in to Stassi Schroeder's analysis of the Rachel Leviss / Bethenny Frankel podcast. Amy and Riley then speculate if there is any possibility of a redemption arc for Rachel and offer advice of a potential way back for her. Then they discuss this week's episode of RHONY (01:11:00), RHOC (02:16:00), and RHOA (02:36:50)If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus conten...
2023-08-252h 58
Turtle TimeAmy and Riley Mention It All (RHONY and RHOA Recaps)Amy and Riley are back and they are ready to emulate Bethenny Frankel and mention it all! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other after a long absence and then discuss Amy's New York trip and Jax's Studio City (00:00 - 22:08) and then discuss Bethenny Frankel's interview with Rachel Leviss. (22:08) After that action-packed convo, they discuss this week's RHONY (01:46:20) and this week's RHOA. (02:20:18)If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus conten...
2023-08-182h 49
Turtle TimeWelcome to Villa Grigio (RHONY, RHOC, and RHOA Recaps)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet one another and then discuss the Weinstein brothers, the secret to immortality, Tom Sandoval bringing photos of Raquel to his Special Forces show, and much, much more. (00:00 - 21:45)Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (21:45), Real Housewives of Atlanta (00:59:02), and Real Housewives of Orange County (01:23:44)This is the absolute embodiment of Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus conten...
2023-08-041h 49
Turtle TimeJessel’s Hideous Horrible Granny Green Lingerie (RHONY, RHOA, RHOC, and Welcome to Crappie Lake Recaps)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet one another and then discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news, Jax and Brittany's Spin-Off, Oppenheimer, Barbie, and much more. (00:00 - 50:42)Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (51:00), Real Housewives of Orange County (01:36:12), Luann and Sonya: Welcome to Crappie Lake (02:21:00), and Real Housewives of Atlanta (02:30:52) This is 2 hours and 47 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus conten...
2023-07-282h 49
Turtle TimeAmy and Riley Raise Hell (RHONY, RHOA, RHOC, and Welcome to Crappie Lake Recaps)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley say hello to each other and then discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news, Wolf by Vanderpump, BravoCon, Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One, and much more. (00:00 - 34:50)Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (40:25), Luann and Sonya: Welcome to Crappie Lake (01:33:00), and Real Housewives of Atlanta (02:01:48) Real Housewives of Orange County (02:23:25)This is 2 hours and 53 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa V...
2023-07-212h 54
Turtle TimeAmy and Riley's Follies (RHOA, RHOC, and Welcome to Crappie Lake Recaps)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley say hello to each other and then discuss Emo Nite, the latest Vanderpump Rules news, BravoCon, Catch Me If You Can, and much more. (00:00 - 1:03:43)Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of Atlanta (1:03:48), Real Housewives of Orange County (1:47:48), and Luann and Sonya: Welcome to Crappie Lake (2:14:07)This is 2 hours and 51 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're...
2023-07-142h 53
Turtle TimeHouse of Divorce (RHOA S15 E1-8 Recap)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other warmly and then Riley discusses his back injury and then recounts his night at TomTom. (06:50) Amy and Riley then discuss the Vanderpump Rules spin-off with Jax and Brittany (19:52) and then get breaking news about Kyle Richards and Mauricio separating. (48:10)Amy and Riley then finally recap the first half of Real Housewives of Atlanta season 15. (01:10:03)This is 2 hours and 2 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Tim...
2023-07-072h 04
Turtle TimeIMDuBrow (RHOC S17 E4)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other with the utmost respect and then discuss being a major part of Stassi and Ariana's birthdays (00:00 - 55:38)Amy and Riley then definitively rank their favorite and least favorite Housewives taglines. (56:42)And after that, they take a huge trip to Orange County in the form of discussing the RHOC S17 episode 4. (01:33:30)This is 2 hours and 45 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Vill...
2023-06-302h 48
Turtle TimeThe First Cut is The Deepest (RHOC S17 E1-3 Recap)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other with the utmost respect and discuss the things that matter most to them - Vanderpump Rules updates, safety in crowds, Tom Sandoval in a submersible, Fatwas, Mount Everest, and a Catania & Conover update. (00:00 - 31:10)Amy and Riley then discuss Jax Taylor and Stassi Schroeder's appearances on The Toast (31:14) and some other things related tangentially to that. And after that, they take a huge trip to Orange County in the form of discussing the RHOC S17 episodes 1 through 3. (01:08:00)
2023-06-233h 01
Turtle TimePeter's Wish (Vanderpump Rules Secrets Revealed and RHONJ Reunion Pt. 3)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other warmly and discuss the things that matter most to them - Starbucks, Rick Dalton merch, Wolf by Vanderpump, Vanderpump Villa, Loverboy, and Amy's camping trip. (00:00 - 38:37)Amy and Riley then recount their wonderful See You Next Tuesday experience with DJ James Kennedy at Sur. (38:37) And after that, they take a little trip to New Jersey in the form of discussing the RHONJ S13 Reunion Part 3. (01:01:07)and then finally, Amy and Riley have all of the...
2023-06-163h 15
Turtle TimeThe Ghost of Charlotte (Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Part 3 Recap)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their beautiful day at Pride on Vanderpump Row (08:05) where they had the best day of their lives up to this point. Then we take a little trip to New Jersey in the form of discussing the RHONJ S13 Reunion Part 2. (48:20) and then the sun starts to shine as Amy and Riley talk about the Summer House S7 Reunion Part 2. (01:03:22)and then finally, Amy and Riley dive into the dark, demented, evil Vanderpump Rules Season 10 Reunion Part 3. (01:32:20) and try to find...
2023-06-093h 23
Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Vanderpump Rules Season 1 Reunion + Reunion Secrets RecapAmy and Riley raise their glasses high and say goodbye to Vanderpump Rules season 1. To finish the season, they recap the Season 1 Reunion as well as the Reunion Secrets episode which Riley had never seen before. Listen as Amy and Riley laugh and cry and finally say goodbye to the first season of VPR and look onward to the iconic Season 2. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beg...
2023-06-0510 min
Turtle TimeMalicious Intent (Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Part 2 Recap)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their new microphone setup and then discuss Howard Stern (03:30) for a brief minute. Riley offers an apology to Brian Grazer (06:00) and gives an update on our Loverboy package (07:04). And then Amy and Riley debut their new segment, Celebrity Spotlight, (08:00) where they discuss celebrities they have seen over the week.Riley then recounts his wonderful experience at Emo Nite and meeting Scheana Shay for the first real time. (10:50) and then they discuss acts of violence perpetuated by celebrities. (16:42)And then the...
2023-06-022h 57
Turtle TimeThe Rat and the Worm (Vanderpump Rules Season 10 Reunion Part 1 Recap)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their beautiful night at Junkyard Dog watching the Vanderpump Rules reunion with the most wonderful people in the world and then remark on the state of Bravo (5:00). Then they break down Ariana Madix's Call Her Daddy interview. (13:00)As that segment ends, Amy and Riley conduct their most popular segment, the Official Turtle Time Summer House Minute. (33:03)And then finally, Amy and Riley recap the hell out of Vanderpump Rules season 10 reunion part 1 (56:30) and prepare for the next chapter of Turtle...
2023-05-262h 35
Turtle TimeTrue Disgusting Lovers (Vanderpump Rules S10 E15 Recap)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their beautiful night at Junkyard Dog watching the Vanderpump Rules finale with the most wonderful people in the world and then remark on the Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss breakup (6:13) and try to figure out if there were any highlights from their 10 month long romance. And then finally, Amy and Riley recap the Vanderpump Rules season 10 season finale (13:30) from ashes to ashes and dust to dust. This is 2 hours and 45 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode...
2023-05-192h 47
Turtle TimeFury in Sur Alley (Vanderpump Rules S10 E14 Recap)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley formally greet each other and then immediately discuss the Vanderpump Rules Season 10 reunion trailer. After that, they dive into the Summer House Minute (18:00) and discuss the most recent episode of Summer House for one full minute. Then they recount Andy Cohen and Craig Conover's fun train ride (43:45) and Amy discusses reading Andy Cohen's latest book,The Daddy Diaries. Amy and Riley also discuss their favorite types of ice in a new segment called the Summer Ice Minute (46:45) and James Kennedy's new home in Burbank! (50:00)...
2023-05-122h 43
Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: I'm Not a Ghetto Bitch (Vanderpump Rules S1 E5 Recap)Amy and Riley recap the fifth episode of Vanderpump Rules, witness the first Sur all-hands meeting, and watch Scheana rock the hell out of The Roxy. They also discuss taking over Pump Restaurant and starting a new treehouse restaurant there.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram.
2023-05-0810 min
Turtle TimeSandoval The Liar (Vanderpump Rules S10 E13 Recap)Amy and Riley wish their little turtle cuties a happy May the 4th and briefly discuss their relationship to Star Wars. They then discuss Summer House for one full minute (11:30), mourn the loss of Pump Restaurant (30:18), and discuss the VPR Finale Trailer (33:55). And then finally, Amy and Riley recap this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - "The Lady and the Glamp" (S10 E13) - an episode that Riley hated and that Amy was indifferent on (38:00). This is 2 hours and 3 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more...
2023-05-052h 04
Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Vegas With a Vengeance (Vanderpump Rules S1 E4 Recap)Amy and Riley recap the iconic fourth episode of Vanderpump Rules, "Vegas with a Vengeance", and reminisce on their own beautiful times in Vegas. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about yo...
2023-05-0108 min
Turtle TimeThe Curse at Tower 12 (Vanderpump Rules S10 E12 Recap)Amy and Riley officially declare Ramona and Avery Singer as their first "Certified Stinkers" and hopefully solve the mystery of why James Kennedy called Tom Schwartz "Mr. Buzz Button" on last week's episode. And then finally, Amy and Riley recap this week's iconic episode of Vanderpump Rules - "Beach, Don't Kill My Vibe" (S10 E12) - and declare it a masterpiece.This is 2 hours and 33 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We'll be rec...
2023-04-282h 34
Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: You Don't Know Jax (Vanderpump Rules S1 E3 Recap)Amy and Riley recap the third episode of Vanderpump Rules - "You Don't Know Jax" and learn that they truly have never known Jax.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about yo...
2023-04-2506 min
Turtle TimeThe Rise of Satchel (Vanderpump Rules S10 E11 Recap)Amy discusses her powerful horoscope reading with Ally Lewber and gets to the bottom of her birth chart and what it has in store for the future of Turtle Time. Then Amy and Riley discuss the latest Bravo news and create a new segment called the "Summer House Minute". And then finally, Amy and Riley recap this week's divisive episode of Vanderpump Rules - "Mistress in Distress" (S10 E11). This is 2 hours and 8 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa...
2023-04-212h 11
Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: This Is a Break-Up (Vanderpump Rules S1 E2 Recap)Amy and Riley recap the second episode of Vanderpump Rules - "This Is a Break-Up" and mourn the end of Stassi and Jax's iconic relationship. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn mo...
2023-04-1706 min
Turtle TimeThe Fall of Schwartz (Vanderpump Rules S10 E10 Recap)Amy and Riley document their experiences with the Vanderpump Rules cast over the weekend - Beau and Stassi at Albertsons; Katie, Ariana, and Scheana at Emo Nite; and then Tom Sandoval in the pits of Hell at the Canyon Club. After that, they dive into Tom Sandoval's disastrous interview on Howie Mandel's YouTube show, and then finally and crucially, Amy and Riley recap this week's powerful episode of Vanderpump Rules - "It's All Happening... Again" (S10 E10). This is 2 hours and 30 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand...
2023-04-142h 33
Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Welcome to Sur (Vanderpump Rules S1 E1 Recap)Amy and Riley welcome their Villa Rosa VIPs to Lisa and Ken's beautiful home, and recap the very first episode of Vanderpump Rules. The start of the dynasty.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. L...
2023-04-1207 min
Turtle TimeReservation for Bubba (Vanderpump Rules S10 E9 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss their trip to Pump Restaurant Lounge in its final days, Tom Schwartz's elucidating appearance on Watch What Happens Live, and this week's beautiful episode of Vanderpump Rules (S10 E9) - "Forbidden Fruit". We hope you like it, little turtles! If you need more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-04-071h 43
Turtle TimeFine China (Vanderpump Rules S10 E8 Recap)It's Turtle Time again! This week Amy and Riley discuss being in the courtroom for Scheana Shay's restraining order hearing, the latest VPR breaking news, and an in-depth recap of this week's Vanderpump Rules episode - "By Invitation Only". We hope you like it, little turtles! If you need more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-03-312h 01
Turtle TimeTequila Soda Grapefruit (Vanderpump Rules S10 E7 Recap)Amy and Riley are back discussing everything that has rocked the Vanderpump Rules universe since last week - the latest episode (S10 E7), Jax and Brittany on WWHL, season 10 reunion predictions, the current state of Schwartz and Sandy's, TSGs, and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-03-241h 41
Turtle TimeSad Divorce Gathering (Vanderpump Rules S10 E6 Recap)Amy and Riley are recording live from an echoey bunker on this latest episode of Turtle Time. They discuss Kristen Doute's latest Scandoval updates, Jax and Brittany on Watch What Happens Live, and give a detailed breakdown of Vanderpump Rules' latest episode (S10 E6) Divorce Party Crashers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-03-171h 19
Turtle TimeScandoval and its AftermathAmy and Riley recount what they saw happen at TomTom the night SCANDOVAL erupted. They share their complicated feelings on the Vanderpump Rules universe, the latest episode, Lisa Vanderpump on WWHL, and give helpful advice on how we can all move forward. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2023-03-101h 52
Riley Hamilton's 31 Days of HalloweenDead Man in the Woods Part IIIThe exciting conclusion to the "Dead Man in the Woods" series and also the conclusion of Riley Hamilton's 31 Days of Halloween. Thank you all for listening and I hope you have a very happy Halloween.
2020-10-3133 minRiley Hamilton's 31 Days of HalloweenThe Haunting of Orson WellesOrson Welles spooked an entire generation with his infamous reading of "The War of the Worlds" and now it's old Orson's turn to get completely scared. For your listening pleasure, I present "The Haunting of Orson Welles".
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2020-10-3015 minRiley Hamilton's 31 Days of HalloweenThe Mandalorian Halloween Special - Authorized and CanonRiley Hamilton presents The Mandalorian Halloween Special. An authorized and canon story taking place in the Star Wars universe. And be sure to watch The Mandalorian Season 2 premiering October 30th on Disney+.
2020-10-2022 minRiley Hamilton's 31 Days of HalloweenDead Man in the Woods Part 2You asked for it and Riley Hamilton delivered it - the sequel to his most played episode "Dead Man in the Woods."
2020-10-1910 minRiley Hamilton's 31 Days of HalloweenThe Tale of The ExorcismExorcising a demon out of someone is certainly scary so Riley Hamilton tells a scary story about that happening.
2020-10-0423 minRiley Hamilton's 31 Days of HalloweenThe Lost TeenagersRiley Hamilton continues his 31 Days of Halloween project by telling one of the scariest stories you'll ever hear in your life. The tale of two horrible teenagers who become obsessed with an evil social networking app.
2020-10-0319 minRiley Hamilton's 31 Days of HalloweenDr. Frankenstein's Next DayDid you ever wonder what happened to Dr. Frankenstein after he created a monster? Well, Theodore Munch wrote a classic scary story in 1914 that answers that very question. Join Riley Hamilton as he tells his second scary story of the month.
2020-10-0115 minRiley Hamilton's 31 Days of HalloweenThe Boy Who Cried GhostRiley Hamilton reads Theodore Munch's classic ghost story "The Boy Who Cried Ghost." Join him every day in October for more spooky stories to keep you scared until Halloween.
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Riley Hamilton's Search for AliensEmergency DOLITTLE ReviewThe critics are at it again! Dolittle currently has a 15% on Rotten Tomatoes when it should probably have an 80 - 90%. Riley fights back against the disgusting critical narrative of this film and also gives an update regarding his Paul Hellyer interview.
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2020-01-1614 minRiley Hamilton's Search for Aliens2020: The Year We Discover AliensRiley Hamilton discusses a new job he got that will finance his year of alien research. He also talks about Paul Hellyer, the alien guy who used to be the Defence Minister of Canada, and he finally lets loose with his opinion on Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.
2020-01-1514 minRiley Hamilton's Search for AliensStar Wars: Attack of the Movie Critics!A little fun episode about Star Wars and what it means to be a fan in this horrible era.
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2019-12-1812 minRiley Hamilton's Search for Aliens"Ashtar the Alien God Who Hath Come To Save Us" plus a plea for Patreon supportRiley Hamilton continues his search for aliens by looking into Ashtar, the alien god mentioned throughout history. He also makes one last desperate plea for Patreon support.
2019-11-2118 minRiley Hamilton's Search for AliensEpisode 5: A Plea for Patreon plus bonus interview with Tom DelongeRiley Hamilton continues his search for aliens and discusses his time as a background actor on a Jim Beam commercial. Also a fun, brief interview with leading alien researcher, Tom Delonge.
2019-11-1918 minRiley Hamilton's Search for AliensBONUS EPISODE: Aliens in Pop Culture 2 - Reviews of "Unidentified" and "The Irishman"In a bonus episode between Riley's interview with Charles Hall and his interview with Tom Delonge, Riley gives an in-depth look at the History Channel television show, Unidentified, as well as Martin Scorsese's new film, The Irishman. He also talks about the challenges of recording the podcast during No Nut November. If you have any money to spare, please support Riley's patreon as soon as you can.
2019-11-1010 minRiley Hamilton's Search for AliensInterview with Alien Researcher Charles James HallRiley Hamilton continues his search for aliens by talking to Charles James Hall about his life's work and how he got his start as an alien researcher. Charles James Hall metaphorically passes the torch to Riley for him to carry on his legacy. If you want to hear more episodes that contain research into aliens, please support me on Patreon.
2019-11-0708 minRiley Hamilton's Search for AliensThe Search BeginsRiley Hamilton begins his search for extraterrestrial life building upon the explosive New York Times article that confirmed the existence of UFOs.
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