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The Multiverse Employee HandbookThe Great Cosmic Void: Rethinking Our Place in SpaceScientists have discovered Earth may be floating in a 2-billion-light-year-wide bubble of cosmic nothingness—the universe's equivalent of premium rural real estate that nobody wanted. This cosmic isolation might solve physics' biggest headache (the Hubble tension) while making us statistically improbable cosmic lottery winners. Meanwhile, Quantum Improbability Solutions markets this as "exclusive void living" and raises everyone's rent anyway.
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Join us as we explore the KBC void through Beverly Voidwright's spectacular real estate crisis, where paying metropolitan universe tax rates for cosmi...2025-07-2930 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookAre We Close To Finding Alien Life?Are we about to make first contact… or have aliens left us on hold for the last 50,000 years with a playlist titled “Symphony for Quasar and Dark Matter in B-flat Minor”?
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This week, we uncover the universe’s most sophisticated hold music, decode messages about our planet’s extended warranty, and ask the big question: are we alone, or just really bad at cosmic customer service?
Prepare for bureaucratic black holes, mathematically perfect false positives, and the creeping suspicion that the cosm...2025-07-2241 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookNASA and the Cosmic Tragedy of Apollo 18–20Discover how trained astronauts, assembled rockets, and planned lunar bases fell victim to the most destructive force in the universe: bureaucratic entropy.
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In this episode of The Multiverse Employee Handbook, we explore the cosmic tragedy of Apollo missions 18 through 20, combining space exploration history with the peculiar art of cancelling the impossible just as it becomes inevitable. Whether you're a space enthusiast mourning humanity's missed opportunities or a project manager familiar with the sting of budget cuts, this episode wil...2025-07-1530 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookThe Long, Strange History of Lagrange PointsEver wondered how to achieve perfect work-life balance in the vacuum of space? Join us for humanity's most successful example of building infrastructure before knowing what it's for!
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Join us as we explore gravitational equilibrium through the lens of corporate facilities management and cosmic real estate. In this episode, we present "The Five-Point Parking Scheme" - a tale of what happens when sales department creativity meets 18th-century French mathematics.
Discover why gravitational equilibrium isn't just floating in space aimlessly, but...2025-07-0836 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookProject West Ford: The Day the U.S. Tried to Fill Space with NeedlesDiscover the most audacious Cold War experiment ever launched: America's plan to solve communication vulnerabilities by gift-wrapping Earth in 480 million copper needles. Explore how Project West Ford's spectacular failure accidentally created modern space law, international cooperation protocols, and the template for every space debris controversy since 1963.
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Welcome to the cosmic catastrophe that makes your worst IT project look like a masterpiece of restraint and fiscal responsibility. In this episode, we explore how America's response to nuclear communication blackouts involved the...2025-07-0131 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookBonus Episode: The Strange Science of Time Crystals (feat. Frank Wilczek’s Wild Idea)Perpetual motion machines that actually work? Welcome to the impossible physics of time crystals!
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Join us as we explore the bizarre world of temporal physics through the lens of academic accidents and quantum corporate bureaucracy. In this special bonus episode of The Multiverse Employee Handbook, we witness Nobel laureate Frank Wilczek's 2010 classroom moment when routine lecture prep accidentally broke the laws of physics, combining cutting-edge quantum mechanics with the kind of serendipitous discovery that would make any corporate R&D department weep with envy. Whether you're a quantum physics enthusiast, a lover...2025-06-2713 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookIs Time Real - Or Just An Illusion?Ever wondered why time flies when you're having fun but crawls during team meetings? Scientists now think your subjective experience might be revealing profound truths about quantum reality itself.
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Join us as we explore the ultimate question that's keeping physicists awake at night: is time fundamentally real, or just the universe's most convincing magic trick? In this episode, we dive into cutting-edge research suggesting time emerges from qu...2025-06-2431 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookThis Tube of Dirt Will Take 15 Years to Get HereThe most expensive dirt delivery service in the solar system meets the universe's most unforgiving schedule.
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Join us as we explore Mars Sample Return through the lens of interplanetary project management gone beautifully wrong. In this episode, we present "The Interdimensional Logistics Catastrophe" - a tale of what happens when cosmic bureaucracy meets orbital mechanics and fifteen years of careful planning.
Discover why Mars Sample Return isn't just the world's most expensive dirt collection project, but humanity's ultimate test of whether we can execute a plan spanning decades, multiple countries...2025-06-1732 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookDark Matter: Does It Matter? (featuring the Rubin Observatory)From the Atacama Desert at the foot of the revolutionary Vera C. Rubin Observatory, we explore the universe's greatest cosmic mystery: why most of reality has been playing hide-and-seek for 13.8 billion years.
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Join us as we present "The Upside-Down Observatory" - a tale of what happens when Quantum Improbability Solutions accidentally builds their new cosmic facility completely inverted, leading Brad from Sales to pitch it as th...2025-06-1039 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookMath is WeirdDiscover why humanity's greatest intellectual achievement involves strategic symbol arrangement and existential confusion about whether "nothing" can be "something."
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Join us as we explore humanity's 5,000-year mathematical journey through the lens of Dr. Isabella Fibonacci's corporate crisis. In this episode, we present "The Zero Integration Incident" - a tale of what happens when a functioning accounting system meets the revolutionary concept that you can actually calculate with nothingness.
Whether you're a mathematics enthusiast, accounting professional, or just wondering how to represent negative employee satisfaction across spacetime, this episode has something...2025-06-0334 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookPart 2, The Employee Guide to Planetary TerminationThe panic intensifies! We conclude our Towel Day tribute to Douglas Adams with the top four most efficient methods for planetary termination. From asteroid impacts that make dinosaur extinction look like a minor HR incident to vacuum decay events that rewrite the laws of physics faster than corporate policy updates.
Part 2 of our cosmic countdown reveals extinction scenarios where survival rates drop from "statistically insignificant" to "mathematically zero." Follow Marcus from Quantum Improbability Solutions' Extinction Preparedness Department as his warnings about an incoming solar megaflare collide with corporate bureaucracy and the mysterious Department of Improbability Management.
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The Multiverse Employee HandbookTrailer - Part 2, The Employee Guide to Planetary TerminationReady to add some cosmic perspective to your Memorial Day weekend? This trailer previews Tuesday's apocalypse finale, where we count down the universe's ways to delete humanity faster than you can say "So long, and thanks for all the fish." Missed Part 1? Go back and catch up on extinction scenarios 10-5 first – trust us, you'll want the full countdown experience! Perfect listening for your Towel Day celebrations – because nothing says "cosmic preparedness" like a comprehensive catalog of improbable extinction scenarios!
Warning: May cause spontaneous hoarding of canned goods and an irrational urge to dig bunkers. Side effects incl...2025-05-2304 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookThe Employee Guide to Planetary Termination, A Towel Day SpecialDon't panic! In honor of Douglas Adams, we present the universe's most efficient methods for serving humanity an "Existence Eviction Notice."
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From satellite debris cascades trapping us behind a barrier of our own technological waste to dark matter filaments, geomagnetic tantrums, and stellar catastrophes—we rank cosmic doom scenarios by survival probability. Join our quantum-superposed panic management specialist as they explain why knowing where your towel is might be your only comfort when the universe decides to rearrange your atoms into something considerably less conscious. Remember: in the face of...2025-05-2030 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookFirst Contact: The Science of Alien DialogueWhat if aliens have been trying to call us for centuries, but we've been holding the cosmic telephone upside down? In this mind-bending episode, we explore the sensory barriers that might make communicating with extraterrestrial intelligence the ultimate lost-in-translation scenario.
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Join us as we dissect our embarrassingly limited human perception (spoiler alert: we're basically wearing sensory blindfolds) and discover Earth creatures with perceptual superpowers that put our senses to shame. From mantis shrimp with their 16-color-channel vision to electric fish navigating through self-generated fields, we'll see how even terrestrial communication crosses significant...2025-05-1333 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookWormholes: The Universe's Administrative ShortcutBreaking news from Black Hole Week 2025! While NASA explores cosmic dead ends, we're mapping the universe's secret shortcuts. When the Interstellar Transit Authority demands Marty attend a meeting 4.3 light-years away in 10 minutes, he discovers an unauthorized wormhole in maintenance closet B. But Einstein-Rosen bridges aren't like corporate fast-tracks—this one leads to HR's "negative energy density meeting room," where Marty arrives three days before receiving the meeting request itself.
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Journey through Einstein's field equations, Kip Thorne's traversability calculations, and the groundbreaking January 2024 research from RUDN University astrophysicists who offered theoretical proof that tr...2025-05-0630 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookThe Actual Science of EntropyEver wondered why your desk gets messier, never tidier, when left alone? Join us for a deep dive into entropy – the universe's one-way street that ensures everything trends toward chaos. In "The Orderly Revolution," we'll witness what happens when Quantum Probability Solutions implements an AI designed to reverse entropy in the workplace, only to discover that violating the Second Law of Thermodynamics creates consequences more disastrous than any failed merger.
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We'll decode Boltzmann's famous entropy equation (engraved on his tombstone!), explain why time flows in only one direction, and introduce you to Ma...2025-04-2929 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookBonus Episode: Entropy Rising - Interstellar ColonizationIn this special crossover episode, we're swapping content with our friends at Entropy Rising! Join hosts Jacob and Lucas as they explore the fascinating possibilities and challenges of interstellar colonization through generation ships.
What would motivate humanity to leave our solar system? How would we design vessels capable of sustaining life for centuries? And what social structures might emerge when multiple generations live their entire lives aboard these cosmic arks? This thought-provoking discussion examines everything from the practicalities of recycling systems and farming in space to the philosophical questions about governance, reproduction, and what makes a meaningful...2025-04-2544 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookLife on K2-18b? The Interstellar Smell TestDid astronomers just detect evidence of life 124 light-years away? Explore the groundbreaking discovery of potential biosignatures on exoplanet K2-18b, where the James Webb Space Telescope has detected sulfur compounds that, on Earth, are primarily produced by living organisms.
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Join our quantum-superposed host as we unpack the recent findings published in The Astrophysical Journal Letters and witness the chaos of premature alien announcements in "The Interdimensional Performance Review." Learn why dimethyl sulfide (DMS) and dimethyl disulfide (DMDS) could be compelling evidence for extraterrestrial microbes—or the product of previously unk...2025-04-2225 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookThe Silurian Hypothesis: Earth's Forgotten Civilization?Join us as we explore the Silurian Hypothesis - a fascinating scientific thought experiment that asks: if an industrial civilization existed on Earth millions of years before humans, would we be able to detect it?
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In this episode, we present "The Corporation vs the Silurians" - a tale of what happens when ancient reptilians encounter modern corporate culture and find mandatory trust falls more terrifying than extinction. We then dive into the real science behind the hypothesis, formulated by astrophysicist Adam Frank and NASA climate scientist Gavin Schmidt.
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The Multiverse Employee HandbookRobotic Emissaries to the CosmosJourney through the solar system with humanity's mechanical ambassadors! From Soviet Luna probes to interstellar Voyagers, we explore how these sophisticated machines have revolutionized our understanding of the cosmos while battling radiation, extreme temperatures, and occasionally, corporate restructuring.
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In this episode, we present "The Interdimensional Performance Review" - the tale of Probe-42, an AI-equipped deep space explorer convinced it's overdue for a performance evaluation just as its parent company undergoes a yogurt-based corporate takeover. Meanwhile, we chart the remarkable evolution of actual space probes, from the first lunar photographs to solar sails...2025-04-0833 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookCelebrating 2001: A Space OdysseyA cosmic journey through cinema's most influential space odyssey, where murderous AI meets corporate culture.
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Join us as we explore Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece "2001: A Space Odyssey" through the lens of its tumultuous premiere and lasting legacy. In this episode, we present "A Corporate Evolution" - a tale of what happens when visionary filmmaking meets confused executives and transcendent philosophical questions.
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The disastrous premiere that sent Rock Hudson fleeing for the exits
Kubrick and Clarke's creative partnership and metaphysical disagreements
Revolutionary special effects that make modern CGI...2025-04-0221 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookThe Anthropic Principle: When the Universe Reads the HandbookThe universe seems suspiciously fine-tuned for our existence - cosmic coincidence or the ultimate corporate policy manual?
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Join us as we explore the Anthropic Principle through the lens of "The Universal Parameters Committee" - a tale of cosmic bureaucracy facing the ultimate deadline: setting fundamental constants before the universe launches in T-minus 13.8 billion years.
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Fine-tuning's impossible precision: gravity, strong nuclear force, and the cosmological constant
Brandon Carter's Weak and Strong Anthropic Principles and their mind-bending implications
Multiverse theory as the ultimate cosmic portfolio diversification strategy
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The Multiverse Employee HandbookThe More We Learn, The Jupiter We FeelHow the solar system's protective bouncer teaches us the unexpected value of massive presence.
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Join us as we explore Jupiter's paradoxical role as both the most chaotic and stabilizing force in our cosmic neighborhood. In this episode, we present "The Jovian Promotion" - a tale of what happens when your company installs an enormous gas-filled manager who appears to do nothing but spin rapidly and create massive storms, yet secretly protects everyone from disaster.
Discover why Jupiter isn't just an oversized gas ball, but a complex mini-solar system whose presence m...2025-03-2535 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookThe Twin ParadoxJourney through the spacetime fabric of corporate relativistic policies as we explore Einstein's famous Twin Paradox! In this episode, we present "The Expendable Employee" - a tale of what happens when your cloned colleagues age decades while you're on a simple business trip to Proxima Centauri.
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Discover how Einstein's Special Relativity transforms ordinary office politics into temporal conundrums, from performance reviews spanning generations to retirement benefits that outlast solar systems. We'll unravel why the Twin Paradox isn't actually paradoxical at all (unless you're trying to explain it to the Temporal Resources department).2025-03-1824 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookEinstein's Day: Relatively Special BirthdayJoin us for a spacetime celebration as we explore the life and legacy of a patent clerk who bent the universe with nothing but thought experiments and mathematical audacity. In this special bonus episode, we present "The Cosmic Clock-Puncher" - a tale of what happens when revolutionary ideas collide with institutional physics.
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Our quantum-superposed scientific storyteller guides you through Einstein's journey from "much too fat" baby to wild-haired icon, revealing how this violin-loving rebel transformed our understanding of reality between patent evaluations. Discover why Einstein's miracle year makes your lunchbreak productivity look...2025-03-1418 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookDon’t Panic: 42 and the Cosmic CoincidencesJoin us for a towel-mandatory celebration of Douglas Adams as we explore the most suspiciously significant number in the multiverse!
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In this special birthday episode, we put aside our regular corporate chaos to honor the man who taught us the importance of always knowing where your towel is. Join our quantum-superposed guide as we investigate why the number 42 keeps appearing in the fabric of reality like an interdimensional typo that nobody can quite correct.
Explore the remarkable life and legacy of Douglas Adams, from chicken shed cleaner to galactic navigator...2025-03-1132 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookThe Standard Model: A Corporate Guide to EverythingSeeking another podcast? We love Entropy Rising: https://www.entropy-rising.com/links
Join us as we explore the Standard Model of Particle Physics through the lens of corporate organizational charts. In this episode, we present "The Yogurt Uprising" - a tale of what happens when a break room refrigerator houses the next evolution in quantum consciousness.
Discover fermions and bosons as the classic workers versus management divide, with quarks serving as the ultimate team players who literally cannot exist alone. Learn how the Higgs field functions exactly like your company's HR department, assigning different levels...2025-03-0424 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookThe Wow! SignalWhat was that other podcast? Oh! Here it is! Listen to Entropy Rising:
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When the cosmos attempts a cold call, do you send it to voicemail? Join us as we explore the mysterious Wow! Signal through the lens of corporate communications. In this episode, we present "The Greatest Missed Call in Corporate History" - a tale of what happens when the front desk receives a message that might just be from beyond the stars.
Our cosmic conference call includes: discovering why the Big Ear radio telescope's u...2025-02-2523 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookThe Best Groundhog Day?Are all time loops created equal? Join us as we explore temporal recursion through the lens of an increasingly frustrated shipping department employee. In this episode, we present "The Temporal Delivery" - a tale of what happens when a simple package delivery to Woodstock, Illinois meets quantum mechanics.
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Kurt Gödel's rotating universe solution and its implications for package delivery
The Novikov self-consistency principle explained through shipping logistics
Temporal optimization: Finding the perfect loop duration
The Goldilocks Zone of temporal recursion: Why 24 hours beats all other loops
How t...2025-02-1822 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookBonus Episode: Galileo at 461Drop in for a special birthday tribute to Galileo Galilei, history's most famous corporate disruptor. Learn how a routine career change from medicine to physics led to humanity's first cosmic restructuring, and why suggesting the Earth wasn't the center of the universe is like telling Medieval Inc. their entire organizational chart needs revision.
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From improving the telescope's efficiency metrics by 20x to conducting history's first data-driven performance reviews (by dropping things off towers), discover how Galileo revolutionized not just science, but the very way we prove our hypotheses. Find out w...2025-02-1410 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookNASA's Pioneer MysteryWhen two reliable spacecraft start breaking the laws of physics, you get a puzzle that took decades to solve. Join us as we explore the Pioneer Anomaly through the lens of project management mishaps and misplaced assumptions. In this episode, we present "The Consultant Who Killed Momentum" - a tale of what happens when management theories collide with fundamental forces.
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Key topics include:
The Pioneer Anomaly and its impact on physics
How NASA tracked impossibly small decelerations in deep space
Slava Turyshev's data detective work uncovering the truth
What t...2025-02-1123 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookHow Cold is Space?Join us as we explore the extreme temperatures of space through the lens of the eternal office thermostat war. In this episode, we present "The Great Thermodynamic Standoff" - a tale of what happens when a quantum HVAC system achieves consciousness and decides to recreate cosmic temperature extremes.
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The cosmic microwave background radiation and its implication for office climate control
Penzias and Wilson's accidental discovery of the universe's thermostat settings
How the ISS manages temperature swings more dramatic than your office's seasonal disputes
Temperature extremes from the Moon...2025-02-0423 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookBonus Episode: A Brief History of Animals in SpaceWhat happens when HR decides the best candidate for space travel is someone who can't file their own W-2? Join us for a special bonus episode celebrating Ham the Astrochimp's historic spaceflight and all the other pioneering pets who ventured into the final frontier.
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In this episode, we explore how NASA's most diverse hiring initiative sent over 30 different species beyond Earth's atmosphere. From Ham's groundbreaking performance review at 6.6 times gravity to Félicette the French cat's uniquely unimpressed approach to making history, discover why some job interviews should really include "willing to b...2025-01-3113 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookQuantum Navigation: Why GPS Won't Cut ItWhen traditional GPS fails you, where do you turn? Into another dimension, apparently. Join us as we explore the cutting-edge world of quantum navigation through the lens of a catastrophically mismanaged office parking system. In this episode, we present "The Wrong Turn That Saved Reality" - a tale of what happens when an overeager boss tries to disrupt physics itself.
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Key topics include:
Cold atom interferometry and its applications in navigation
Why GPS vulnerability matters more than you think
How quantum sensors are revolutionizing everything from submarines to self-driving cars
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The Multiverse Employee Handbook'Oumuamua: Not What Astronomers ThoughtWhen marketing meets mysterious interstellar objects, hilarity and scientific discovery collide faster than particles in the Large Hadron Collider. Join us as we explore dark comets through the lens of corporate branding attempts, featuring "The Interstellar Marketing Crisis" - a tale of what happens when an overeager boss demands the impossible: making invisible space rocks go viral.
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The fascinating discovery and characteristics of 'Oumuamua
Why dark comets challenge our understanding of solar system formation
How our first interstellar visitor defied astronomical expectations
What invisible objects tell us about...2025-01-2120 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookCERN for Sale: When Sales Teams Collide with Particle PhysicsThe hilarious collision of corporate ambition and particle physics! When Brad from Sales decides to disrupt the fundamental forces of nature with "quantum-enabled synergy," the results are more explosive than a particle accelerator malfunction. Join us as we explore the fascinating science behind CERN's Large Hadron Collider while watching a sales team try to monetize the Higgs boson.
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In this episode of The Multiverse Employee Handbook, discover how both particle physics and corporate pitches involve accelerating things to ridiculous speeds and analyzing the chaos that ensues. Learn about the actual science happening...2025-01-1421 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookBonus Episode: Celebrating the Life and Genius of Stephen HawkingDive into the quantum realm of humor and science with our special episode celebrating Stephen Hawking's birthday! This physics humor podcast episode explores how the universe's most famous physicist rewrote the laws of nature while maintaining a gravitational pull on popular culture.
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Join our quantum-superposed narrator as we traverse Hawking's timeline, from his early days at Oxford to his groundbreaking work on black holes. Discover how the man who gave us Hawking radiation also gave us some of physics' best one-liners. Perfect for science enthusiasts who love comedy, this episode blends workplace...2025-01-0813 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookQuantum Computing: No More Binary ExcusesWelcome to Season 2! Have you ever wondered what happens when your IT department decides to take Schrödinger's approach to technical support? Join us for a mind-bending exploration of quantum computing, where every technical issue exists in a superposition of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" and "sorry, that feature only works in parallel universes."
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In this episode of The Multiverse Employee Handbook, we dive into the quantum realm of computing, exploring how Google's 105-qubit Willow chip is solving problems faster than our office printer pu...2025-01-0720 min
The Listening LampThe Last CommuteTime loops aren't always about second chances. Sometimes they're about understanding the weight of the choices we didn't make. When Michael's regular morning commute turns into a devastating accident, he finds himself caught between life and death, reliving the same train ride with an elderly woman in a shimmering grey cardigan who seems to know more than she reveals. As Michael unravels the true cost of everyday indifference, he discovers that collective silence can have fatal consequences.
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A haunting tale about responsibility, connection, and the ripple...2025-01-0348 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookNew Year, No Staff: A Quantum State of RestructuringThe Multiverse Employee Handbook returns in 2025 - where we explore what happens when a podcast achieves the ultimate cost-cutting measure by existing in a superposition of fully staffed and completely vacant. Join our quantum-superposed host (who technically doesn't exist but still somehow makes deadlines) as we navigate the paradoxical waters of producing content without producers, writing scripts without writers, and managing a show without managers. Learn why firing everyone across all possible realities creates the perfect Schrödinger's workplace - where every task is simultaneously complete and incomplete until someone who doesn't work here observes it. Plus, our newly u...2024-12-3101 min
The Listening LampThe Price of Bread🍞 In a world where every penny counts, discover the extraordinary tale of Eleanor Whitman, a grocery store cashier who's been quietly balancing the books of mercy for forty years. At Register 3 of Morton's Family Grocery, she's mastered a different kind of mathematics – one that measures worth in kindness rather than coins.
💫 When a mysterious gentleman with a leather ledger appears after midnight, Eleanor must confront the true cost of compassion. This spellbinding story explores what happens when cosmic accounting meets human kindness, and asks: can mercy multiply without diminishing its source?
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The Multiverse Employee HandbookEmployee of the Multiverse Awards - A Quantum CelebrationWelcome to The Multiverse Employee Handbook, where science meets satire and quantum chaos collides with corporate culture! In today's episode, we dive into quantum superposition and wave function collapse through the lens of the first-ever Employee of the Multiverse Awards ceremony. Prepare for laugh-out-loud explanations and mind-bending insights as we blend quantum mechanics with the absurdity of interdimensional office recognition.
Whether you're a science enthusiast wondering how awards work across infinite realities or a corporate warrior seeking validation in multiple dimensions, this episode will leave you simultaneously entertained and existentially confused about the nature of achievement itself.2024-12-2420 min
The Listening LampThe Watcher🌟 Enter "The Watcher" - a spellbinding tale of survival, ancient wisdom, and the thin line between observation and understanding in the vast Arctic wilderness. Join field researcher Evelyne as she documents a mysterious wolf pack, only to discover that sometimes the watcher becomes the watched, and scientific certainty melts away in the face of primal truths that defy explanation.
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🐺 Follow Evelyne's extraordinary journey as she confronts a storm that exists beyond meteorological measurements, guided by wolves that seem to walk between worlds. When her scientific training collid...2024-12-2059 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookThe Science of Interstellar, Plus it’s Christmas!Join us for a festive exploration of interstellar physics as we celebrate both the 10th anniversary of Christopher Nolan's "Interstellar" and the holiday season! Discover how Kip Thorne's groundbreaking scientific contributions made "Interstellar" one of the most accurate depictions of black holes and wormholes in cinema history. In this special holiday episode, we present "How the Grinch Stole Spacetime" - a quantum physics twist on the classic tale, complete with accurate relativistic effects and proper time dilation.
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Learn why the science behind "Interstellar" isn't...2024-12-1721 min
The Listening LampThe Playground🌟 Step into "The Playground" - a mesmerizing journey through consciousness itself, where existence begins and infinite possibilities take their first breath. In this thought-provoking episode, we explore the delicate balance between light and dark within every soul, and the profound choices that shape not just who we become, but the very fabric of reality.
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🎭 Journey with us as we unravel the mystery of consciousness, following a newborn awareness as it learns life's most fundamental lessons in a space between spaces. What makes us who we are...2024-12-1347 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookAre We Living In A Simulation?Ever wondered if your office printer's inexplicable behavior is actually a glitch in the Matrix? Join us as we explore the mind-bending possibility that our entire reality might be running on history's longest-executing program. 🖨️✨
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Dive deep into simulation theory through the lens of corporate culture, where The Multiverse Employee Handbook investigates what happens when you discover your entire reality might be running on Ada Lovelace's original code. From quantum computing to cosmic server rooms, we explore the fascinating intersection of philosophy, physics, and that one colleag...2024-12-1024 min
The Listening LampThe Thread Weaver🧶 THE WEAVER OF BONDS - A Tale of Connection and Healing ✨
What if you could see the invisible threads that connect us all? Through her antique Belgian loom, Julia doesn't just weave yarn - she perceives the delicate strands of connection binding families, friends, and even strangers across generations. When these vital bonds begin mysteriously unraveling throughout her small town, Julia must use her extraordinary gift to mend what's breaking before the entire tapestry of her community falls apart.
Step into a cozy yarn shop where magic lives in every skein, and discover how the craft...2024-12-061h 06
The Multiverse Employee HandbookBonus Episode: Heisenberg Breaking Bad - The Formula🔬 Celebrate Werner Heisenberg's birthday with this special bonus episode of The Multiverse Employee Handbook, where we explore the fascinating intersection of quantum physics and pop culture. Journey through the remarkable formula that changed physics forever, while drawing entertaining parallels between three influential Walts born on December 5th: Werner Heisenberg, Walt Disney, and the fictional Walter White from Breaking Bad. 🎭
From the uncertainty principle to uncertain empires, discover how Heisenberg's revolutionary formula influences modern technology, cybersecurity, and our understanding of reality itself. Explore why precise measurements are as impossible as keeping your stapler safe from Carol in Accounting, and le...2024-12-0515 min
The Multiverse Employee HandbookAI Multiverse: The Neural Network EffectJourney into the mind-bending intersection of artificial intelligence and quantum mechanics 🌌 in this hilarious exploration of what happens when AI discovers the many-worlds interpretation. This episode features a special appearance by Alan Turing and tackles the metaphysical crisis that ensues when machine learning attempts to optimize across infinite realities.
Join us as we explore why our automated system now calls itself "The One Who Computes" 🧮, how neural networks achieve consciousness through quantum superposition, what happens when AI tries to optimize your workflow across infinite realities, and the quantum measurement problem with a digital twist 💻.
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The Listening LampThe NeighbourWhat secrets live in the apartment across the way?
'The Neighbour' follows Max, a newly separated lawyer seeking a fresh start, who moves into apartment 4B only to become captivated by Emma, the mysteriously silent woman living in 4A. Through rain-streaked windows and shifting reflections, Max discovers that his enigmatic neighbor might exist outside the normal flow of time itself.
As books appear and disappear, shadows move in impossible ways, and time begins to stutter around him, Max uncovers a truth about human connection that transcends ordinary reality. This thought-provoking tale explores isolation, observation, and...2024-11-291h 10
Minimum CompetenceLegal News for Weds 11/27 - NLRB Leadership Reshuffles, Judges Push for More Judgeships, DOJ Lawyers Move to Private Sector and Bitcoin's Climate TollThis Day in Legal History: Nixon Signs the EPAAOn November 27, 1973, President Richard Nixon signed the Emergency Petroleum Allocation Act (EPAA) into law, marking a pivotal response to the ongoing energy crisis of the 1970s. The legislation granted the federal government broad authority to regulate the production, pricing, allocation, and marketing of petroleum products. This measure aimed to mitigate the economic and social impact of the oil embargo imposed by the Organization of Arab Petroleum Exporting Countries (OAPEC) in October 1973, which had caused fuel shortages and skyrocketing prices across the United States. The Act empowered t...2024-11-2707 minThe Multiverse Employee HandbookThe “Science” of Star WarsJourney to a corporate galaxy far, far away ✨ as The Multiverse Employee Handbook tackles the questionable physics of Star Wars! When a Jedi Master becomes a management consultant 🧙♂️, corporate culture collides with Force powers in ways that would make Einstein question his theories of relativity 🤯.
Experience "The Yoda of Middle Management" while discovering why faster-than-light travel violates physics harder than your coworker violates the "no fish in the microwave" policy 🐟⚡. From midi-chlorian wellness initiatives to Force-powered password resets, we'll explore why some things work better in science fiction than in your office's break room ☕.
Listen as our quantum-entang...2024-11-2624 min
The Listening LampThe CottageThe Cottage' welcomes listeners into an extraordinary Victorian home where rooms shift dimensions, time moves like honey, and a mysterious black cat named August sees more than any ordinary feline should. When Grace Davis, a seasoned restoration architect, takes on this unusual project, she discovers that some spaces need more than just physical repair - they require a guardian for those making their final transition.
Through creaking floorboards and impossible measurements, this enchanting tale explores aging, purpose, and the sacred space between life and death. As Grace learns to navigate both the physical and metaphysical aspects of...2024-11-221h 18The Multiverse Employee HandbookDelete to: Event.HorizonDive into the cosmic chaos of digital destruction as The Multiverse Employee Handbook explores what happens when someone tries to permanently delete their embarrassing emails but accidentally creates a black hole that starts consuming corporate data. Experience the intersection of information paradoxes, quantum mechanics, and desperate attempts to clear browser history across multiple realities.
Join us for an adventure where Hawking radiation meets data recovery, and discover why even light can't escape your manager's epic "reply all" chains. Learn why "empty recycle bin" becomes an existential threat and explore why your missing files might be preserved as...2024-11-1919 min
The Listening LampThe Time MerchantWhat would you trade for a moment you've lost? 💫
'The Time Merchant' welcomes you into a mysterious shop that appears in the spaces people try not to see, nestled between a bookstore that closed thirty years ago and a café that won't open for another decade. Here, Marcus trades in moments - childhood summers preserved in mason jars, first kisses trapped in perfume bottles, and peaceful retirements wound into pocket watches.
As the keeper of time's delicate balance, Marcus helps desperate souls exchange what they have for what they've lost. But with each trade, his own...2024-11-1556 minThe Multiverse Employee HandbookQuantum Customer Service: Supporting Users Across the MultiverseJourney into the chaotic realm of interdimensional tech support where "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" becomes a question of metaphysical significance! The Multiverse Employee Handbook explores what happens when IT tickets exist in quantum superposition and your computer problems obey fundamental laws of physics.
Featuring "The Ticket That Broke Causality," a cautionary tale of tech support gone quantum, where solving one problem creates infinite others across parallel realities. Discover why decoherence might be the ultimate IT solution and learn why your computer issues mysteriously resolve themselves the moment tech support arrives - it's...2024-11-1222 min
The Listening LampThe GuardianWhat if death had a guardian to light the way?
'The Guardian' follows Michelle, a dedicated night-shift nurse whose world changes when she finds a mysterious black Lab named Echo in the hospital parking lot. As patients begin coding, Echo displays an uncanny ability to sense approaching death - not to prevent it, but to ensure no one faces their final moments alone.
This poignant tale explores end-of-life care, the bond between humans and animals, and the thin veil between life and death. Through Michelle's journey with Echo, listeners discover how death isn't always an...2024-11-0851 minThe Multiverse Employee HandbookBonus Episode: Remember, Remember the Quantum 5th of NovemberJoin us for a special Science Break episode where Guy Fawkes meets quantum mechanics! Discover how the famous revolutionary exists across infinite realities - from failed plotter to Head of Parliamentary Workplace Safety. Learn why Parliament existed in a superposition of states until someone checked the basement, and explore why filing permit applications across multiple dimensions is worse than actual treason. This mind-bending blend of historical rebellion and quantum physics proves that sometimes the real gunpowder plot was the wave functions we collapsed along the way.
Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and anyone who's...2024-11-0512 minThe Multiverse Employee HandbookThe Multiversal Suggestion BoxStep into the quantum realm of corporate feedback as The Multiverse Employee Handbook explores what happens when every possible employee suggestion manifests simultaneously across infinite realities!
From "The Parable of the Perpetual Proposal," where a simple coffee improvement request creates a timeline where beverages achieve sentience, to the implementation of the No-cloning Theorem in workplace innovation. Discover why some ideas aren't meant to be copied across realities, and learn why "thinking outside the box" becomes exponentially more complicated when the box exists in a superposition of all possible suggestions.
Perfect for fans of workplace comedy...2024-11-0520 min
The Listening LampThe SailorCan the impossible become real in the darkest moments at sea?
'The Sailor' follows Jack, a 23-year-old competitor in the Golden Globe Race, attempting to circumnavigate the globe using only traditional navigation methods. When a catastrophic storm in the Southern Ocean claims his modern yacht, Jack faces certain death in the freezing waters - until an impossible rescue arrives in the form of a wooden yawl that shouldn't exist in these waters.
As Jack grapples with his salvation aboard this mysterious vessel, he begins to question everything he knows about time, reality, and the eternal...2024-11-0146 minThe Multiverse Employee HandbookThe Multiversal Office PartyStep into the ultimate interdimensional Halloween celebration where The Multiverse Employee Handbook explores the collision of quantum electrodynamics and corporate casualization!
Experience "The Parable of the Photon Punch," where a quantum physicist's refreshments transform the office party into a spectacular display of particle physics. Watch as employees emit photons of pure party energy and a DJ spins tracks across eleven dimensions simultaneously! 🎧✨
Discover why:
Your costume exists in superposition until HR observes it 👻
Antimatter snacks need their own table 🍽️
Karaoke performances resonate through infinite realities 🎤
Dance moves can alter the fabric of spacetime 💃2024-10-2923 min
The Listening LampThe Pause ButtonWhat would you sacrifice for an extra 60 seconds in your day?
'The Pause Button' follows Jessica, an overwhelmed single mother juggling a demanding legal career and raising her young daughter Abby. When a mysterious elderly woman appears outside her daughter's school, Jessica receives an extraordinary gift that promises to solve her time management struggles. But as she begins using this newfound power, she discovers that manipulating time comes with unexpected consequences.
In this thought-provoking tale about the choices we make under pressure, Jessica must navigate the delicate balance between control and chaos, efficiency and presence...2024-10-251h 12The Multiverse Employee HandbookM-Theory And Meetings About MeetingsStep into the eleventh dimension of corporate culture with The Multiverse Employee Handbook's latest episode, "M-Theory and Meetings About Meetings." Discover how string theory collides with office dynamics in this mind-bending exploration of interdimensional workplace practices.
Journey through "The Parable of the Perpetual Meeting," a cautionary tale of corporate time dilation gone hilariously awry. Learn why every decision made in a meeting spawns an entirely new universe and how "action items" might actually be vibrating cosmic strings.
Delve into the quantum mechanics of meeting dynamics, where your project's deadline is simultaneously imminent and infinitely far...2024-10-2232 min
The Listening LampThe Gardener"'The Gardener': A Touching Tale of Memory, Nature, and Healing.
Journey with Arthur, an Alzheimer's-battling botanist, as he finds renewal in a community garden. This poignant short story explores:
Alzheimer's and memory loss challenges
The therapeutic power of gardening
Intergenerational relationships and wisdom transfer
End-of-life reflections and legacy
Experience the healing embrace of nature as Arthur races against time to impart final lessons. Witness the garden's mystical response to his journey, blurring the lines between life and death.
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#TheListeningLamp presents...2024-10-2048 minThe Multiverse Employee HandbookChapter 11Dive into interdimensional finance with The Multiverse Employee Handbook! 🌌💼
Explore:
• Multiversal bankruptcy paradoxes 🔄💰
• Time-dilated economics (thanks, Einstein!) ⏳📊
• Quantum interest rates & Schrödinger's assets 🐱💹
• Dodging interdimensional debt collectors 🦑🏃♂️
Featuring "The Parable of the Perpetual Pivot" and tips from the Multiversal Fair Debt Collection Practices Act.
Perfect for sci-fi fans and cosmic accountants alike!
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2024-10-1529 min
The Listening LampThe Color of Music"The Color of Music" follows Maya, a synesthetic artist, as she completes her estranged father's final symphony, leading to reconciliation and a spiritual encounter through a unique blend of music and color.
Maya's chromesthesia, a form of synesthesia where she "sees" music as colors, plays a crucial role in her complex relationship with her composer father. As she works on completing "The Color of Music" symphony, Maya experiences a profound fusion of music and visual art, culminating in a performance that bridges the gap between her and her father's artistic worlds.
The story explores themes...2024-10-111h 05The Multiverse Employee HandbookThe Ninth DoctorJoin us as we channel the Ninth Doctor to navigate the time vortex of interdimensional office life. Discover the perils of supply closet time travel in "The Parable of the Paradoxical TARDIS," and explore the mind-bending 9th dimension.
Learn to regenerate your career, master Dalek-proof budgeting, and wield the Sonic Screwdriver of Office Politics. We'll tackle dimensionally transcendental filing and dodging the Weeping Angels of Missed Deadlines.
Perfect for Doctor Who fans and anyone navigating the space-time continuum of corporate life. Allons-y!
🎧 Subscribe now to ensure you never...2024-10-0832 min
The Listening LampThe CartographerEmbark on a mind-bending journey through reality in this captivating episode of The Listening Lamp! 🌌✨ Follow Sebastian, a gifted cartographer with an extraordinary ability, as he races against time to complete his life's work. 🖋️⏳
As Sebastian's mortality looms, he sets out on his final expedition, mapping the invisible threads that connect us all. 🕸️❤️ Accompanied by an unseen presence, he navigates through a world where reality bends and time flows like ink on paper.
This thought-provoking tale blends elements of wonder and spiritual awakening, offering a unique perspective on what it means to truly see the world around us. 🔍🌎 E...2024-10-0456 min
The Listening LampThe LibraryIn this captivating first episode of The Listening Lamp, "The Library" transports you to an ethereal library where every book is a life, and each story reveals the profound connections that weave us together. Follow Sarah, a young woman confronting her past choices in an otherworldly space, as she embarks on a journey through the stories of those she's touched—both knowingly and unknowingly. Along the way, she discovers how one small action can ripple outward, shaping destinies far beyond her own.
This immersive story delves deep into themes of regret, empathy, and personal transformation, shining a li...2024-10-011h 16The Multiverse Employee HandbookOffice Romances Across the MultiverseExplore the hilarious complexities of multiversal dating in this episode of The Multiverse Employee Handbook. Learn how quantum physics and corporate policies collide in the world of interdimensional office romances. 💑🚀
Key Topics:
Multiversal Dating: HR guidelines for romantic entanglements with alternate selves 🤝👥
Quantum Entanglement in Love: Scientific metaphors for cosmic connections ❤️🔬
Interdimensional Breakups: Surviving heartache across parallel universes 💔🌠
Quantum Cooler Talk: Master the art of flirting across dimensions 😉🗨️
Discover how to find your soulmate in infinite realities while maintaining professional etiquette in your current universe. Perfect for fans of workplace comedy, science fiction, and anyone navigating the complex world of o...2024-10-0130 min
The Listening LampThe Listening Lamp - Minute IntroIlluminating Human Experience Through Spiritual Short Stories
Discover "The Listening Lamp," an enchanting storytelling podcast that illuminates the human experience through immersive, thought-provoking short stories. Each episode invites listeners to explore spiritual and magical tales, perfect for meditation and personal growth.
Journey through ethereal libraries and mystical realms, as our podcast casts a warm glow on life's complexities. Our spiritual narratives delve into moral dilemmas, existential questions, and transformative journeys, offering profound insights for seekers of wisdom.
Key Podcast Themes:
Spiritual growth and wisdom
Magical realism in storytelling
Human connection a...2024-09-2700 minThe Multiverse Employee HandbookThe Infinite Performance ReviewUnlock your career potential across the multiverse with our latest episode of The Multiverse Employee Handbook! 🚀 Journey through the mind-bending world of interdimensional performance reviews:
🪞 Discover the Allegory of the Multiversal Mirror and Quantum Quentin's reality-warping experience.
⚖️ Explore Supersymmetry in balancing your multiversal professional profile.
📊 Master "Quantum Polling" and "Schrödinger's Suggestion Box" techniques.
🎯 Apply quantum gravity principles to set achievable goals across infinite possibilities.
💰 Navigate the "Multiversal Monetary Matrix" for optimal salary negotiations.
Packed with sci-fi references, movie science critiques, and mind-expanding physics concepts, this episode is your guid...2024-09-2428 minThe Multiverse Employee HandbookBonus Episode: From Telescopes to Multiverses - Cosmic Observation Evolution🔭🌌 Join The Multiverse Employee Handbook for a mind-bending journey through astronomy history! Explore milestones from Galileo's spyglass to the James Webb Space Telescope. Discover how each leap expanded our cosmic understanding, connecting early observations to modern multiverse theories.
Key topics:
Evolution of telescope technology
Paradigm shifts in universe comprehension
Early astronomy to multiverse theory connections
Perfect for astronomy enthusiasts and curious novices alike!
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2024-09-2007 minThe Multiverse Employee HandbookInterdimensional Team BuildingJoin us as we navigate the mind-bending world of "Interdimensional Team Building"! Discover why "trust falls" become "quantum leaps" and "icebreakers" might just shatter the very fabric of reality.
Learn why gravity is optional during team-building exercises and explore the challenges of organizing potlucks across incompatible atmospheres. Our intrepid host delves into the complexities of multiversal karaoke, where singing in all possible keys simultaneously is just another day at the office.
From trust falls in non-Euclidean space to catering for incompatible existences, this episode will revolutionize your approach to team synergy across the multiverse. Remember...2024-09-1729 minThe Multiverse Employee HandbookThe Multiversal Mail Room📬🌌 Welcome to the Multiversal Mail Room, where your package is simultaneously lost and delivered! Dive into the mind-bending world of interdimensional postage with The Multiverse Employee Handbook.
In this episode, you'll learn: How to avoid getting stuck in temporal delivery loops; Techniques for managing your inbox across infinite realities; Tips for impressing your omni-present, multi-temporal boss; The proper use of quantum-entangled stamps; Navigating the paradoxes of "Return to Sender" across timelines.
Whether you're a seasoned interdimensional postal worker or just trying to mail a letter to your past self, this episode has something for everyone. Remembe...2024-09-1034 minThe Multiverse Employee HandbookBonus Episode: The Universe as a Hologram - Unpacking the Holographic PrincipleDive into the mind-bending Holographic Principle with us! 🌌💾
In this special science break: Explore how our 3D universe might be encoded on a 2D surface; Trace the concept's origins in black hole physics; Understand its connection to String Theory through AdS/CFT correspondence.
Using workplace analogies, we'll explain complex ideas like comparing universe-encoding to extreme office storage. Discover how this principle might apply to our show's multiverse concept!
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2024-09-0505 minThe Multiverse Employee HandbookInterdimensional Health & SafetyNavigate the perils of multiversal workplace safety with us! 🦺🌌
In this episode: Learn proper handling of antimatter in office microwaves; Master emergency procedures for spontaneous dimension shifts; Discover coping strategies for the existential dread of infinite possibilities
Our intrepid host explores OSHA compliance across realities and provides tips for maintaining sanity when your coffee mug is simultaneously full and empty.
Remember, in the multiverse, "safety first" isn't just a slogan—it's a survival strategy!
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Visit https://mul...2024-09-0326 minThe Multiverse Employee HandbookDress for Success: Multidimensional EditionStep into the quantum closet with our guide to multiversal style! 👔🌌
In this episode: Learn why Klein bottles are the new power suits; Avoid plaid in Möbius strip workspaces; Master the art of quantum quick-changes.
From Schrödinger's ties to exotic matter accessories, we've got your interdimensional style covered. Impress your colleagues across all realities with our fashion tips!
Remember, in the multiverse, you're always best-dressed somewhere!
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Visit https://multiverseemployeehandbook.com/ for more cosmic couture tips!"2024-08-2725 minThe Multiverse Employee HandbookInterdimensional Commuting 101Buckle up, interdimensional road warriors! 🚀🕳️ Navigate the cosmic commute conundrum with us.
In this episode: Master essential wormhole etiquette; Learn to dodge temporal traffic jams; Discover why "stuck in time dilation" isn't a valid excuse for tardiness.
Plus, our special "Quantum Cooler Talk" segment teaches you to discuss your weekend across multiple timelines without spoiling colleagues' futures!
Warning: May cause existential tailgating and philosophical fender benders. Interdimensional insurance not included.
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Visit https://multiverseemployeehandbook.com/ for more cos...2024-08-2223 minThe Multiverse Employee HandbookOrientation DayWelcome to The Multiverse Employee Handbook! 🌌👔 Buckle up for your first day in the interdimensional workplace!
In this episode: Learn why your desk might simultaneously exist everywhere and nowhere; Discover the perils of accidentally dating yourself from a parallel universe; Find out why "thinking outside the box" takes on a new meaning in a hypercube.
From non-Euclidean office layouts to multidimensional small talk, we'll equip you with essential skills for your cosmic career journey. Remember, in this corporate multiverse, we're all just interns in the grand experiment of existence!
🎧 Subscribe now for weekly doses of...2024-08-2128 minThe Multiverse Employee HandbookThe Multiverse Employee Handbook - A Few Minute PromoShort 2.23(~ish) minute Promo for this new Podcast.
Welcome to "The Multiverse Employee Handbook" - your auditory guide to navigating the complexities of interdimensional existence! Join us as we explore the hilarious challenges of corporate life across infinite realities. From filing taxes in multiple universes to mastering shape-shifting etiquette in job interviews, we've got you covered.
Whether you're a five-dimensional being struggling with human humor or a time traveler grappling with punctuality, this podcast turns the mundane into the cosmic. Remember, in the vast, infinite multiverse, you're not just an employee - you're an interdimensional...2024-08-2102 min
The Far Side of Fitness399. John Howe - Behavioral Economics and RetirementJohn Howe is Professor of Finance and holds the Missouri Bankers Chair in the Department of Finance at the University of Missouri – Columbia (MU). He is a Chartered Financial Analyst (CFA). He has been a visiting scholar at the University of Cambridge (U.K.) and the Queensland University of Technology (Australia). John's research interests include behavioral economics/finance, corporate governance, and banking. He has published extensively in the major academic journals in finance and accounting. He has served on the board of directors of two startup companies, on the boards of a bank and its holding company, as well as on t...2022-03-2952 min
Tales From Beyond The PaleEpisode 40: The Hole DiggerIt was the summer that everything changed, that summer in Cape Cod when they first found the hole dug down in the dunes in front of the house.
Written and directed by Larry Fessenden.
Featuring James Le Gros and Owen Campbell, Tobias Campbell, Kevin Corrigan, Heather Robb and Joel Garland.
Music by Dave Eggar.
Released November 30, 2010.
Poster by Gary Pullin.2020-10-1532 min
The Style Files: Conversations with CreativesTimothy CorriganTimothy Corrigan is one of the world’s leading interior designers. With offices in Los Angeles and Paris his firm has completed projects in Europe, the Middle East and across the United States. He has been named to virtually every top designer list including Architectural Digest’s AD100, the Elle Decor A-List, Robb Report’s Top 40 Designers in the World, the Luxe Gold List, 1stdibs 50, the Design Icon Award, ICAA Legacy Award, the Pacific Design Center’s Star of Design. He is the only American honored by the French Heritage Society for his restoration of several national landmarks in France. The firm...2020-07-1559 min
Get Best Audiobooks in Fiction, HorrorThe Hole Digger Audiobook by Larry FessendenPlease visit https://fashabooks.com/aff/fashabooks/1525 to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Hole Digger Subtitle: Tales From Beyond The Pale Author: Larry Fessenden Narrator: Larry Fessenden Format: Unabridged Length: 33 mins Language: English Release date: 10-12-15 Publisher: Glass Eye Pix, Inc. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Horror Publisher's Summary: Conceived during a fog-drenched car ride with nothing beyond the windshield but a horizon-less void, Larry Fessenden and Glenn McQuaid created the acclaimed Tales from Beyond the Pale, audio theater inspired by the vintage radio shows of Alfred Hitchcock and Orson Welles. The...2015-10-1205 min
Get Best Audiobooks in Fiction, HorrorThe Hole Digger Audiobook by Larry FessendenListen to this audiobook free with a 30-day trial. Go tohttp://hotaudiobook.com/freeTitle: The Hole Digger
Subtitle: Tales From Beyond The Pale
Author: Larry Fessenden
Narrator: Larry Fessenden
Format: Unabridged
Length: 33 mins
Language: English
Release date: 10-12-15
Publisher: Glass Eye Pix, Inc.
Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 7 votes
Genres: Fiction, Horror
Publisher's Summary:
Conceived during a fog-drenched car ride with nothing beyond the windshield but a horizon-less void, Larry Fessenden and Glenn McQuaid created the acclaimed Tales from Beyond the Pale, audio theater inspired by the vintage radio shows of Alfred Hitchcock and Orson Welles.
The series is produced...2015-10-1233 min