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Don’t Wreck YourselfCatDogfished by America's Fact-Checking SweetheartRyan and Cap are joined by a storied figure in our podcast history, Maurice, who is fit to join any adventuring party of 4th level in need of a rapscallion, scalliwag, or any other sort of nautical ne'e'r-do-well. This episode hits the ground with Questionable Headlines, discussing a controversial gift the Russian government gave to symbolize its thanks. Then they try to spot a scammer with a sus looking Taylor Tomlinson account. Then they examine an archaeological claim Ryan found on a half-baked like-farm history Facebook page, and they really dig into Roman taxes and social welfare programs in...2025-03-151h 15Don’t Wreck YourselfThankfully StuffedRyan and Cap take stock of all the things they're grateful for before breaking the news that their side did, in fact, lose the election. If you heard it here first, that's both dope and sad. Cap gives Ryan three minutes to say his piece on fascism before they turn to Turkey-day topics. Somewhere along the way, Ryan recounts his run in with the Turkish mob during a college trip to Istanbul.
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...2024-11-231h 00Don’t Wreck YourselfWe're NOT Falling Back!Election Day Eve Surprise Drop! Vote for Kamala Harris, because we don't want a racist schemer for President. This episode covers a Day Light Savings question from r/NoStupidQuestion, and then Cap proves a practiced listener as Ryan airs all of his anxieties about the election. Be your best selves.
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2024-11-0544 minDon’t Wreck YourselfHeavy Petting at the CemeteryONE FINAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE FOR 2024! Cap and Ryan talk about the horror of the Presidential Race andRyan's recent brush with uncouth AITA behavior. Then they delve into a bunch of tangents, a mysterious grave marker, the man of all of our dreams, and they perform a deep legal analysis of witchcraft laws in Pennsylvania.
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2024-10-3158 minDon’t Wreck YourselfScissoring with the HatmanRyan and Cap take on some super spooky current events, before talking about a mysterious dark figure in a classic fedora who keeps showing up when no one can prove it. Then they rip apart an Edward Scissorhands fan-theory that will scissor this community in twain!
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2024-10-2654 minDon’t Wreck YourselfRoll Buckaroo! Murder On the Oregon TrailRyan takes Cap, and guest hosts Mo (from The Squonk and the Hag) and Ian Mauldin (from Shrimp and Crits) back in time to the dusty trails of the American West in a table top roleplaying game of his own design. Cap takes on the role of Coop, The Trailblazer; Mo plays Eleanor, The Doctor; and Ian introduces Sturgil, The High Class... as they brave a section of the Oregon Trail and blaze a trail through the dark recesses of the human heart.
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Find Ryan...2024-10-181h 56Don’t Wreck YourselfDevil Take the Wheel: Prisma's Diner Pt.2Cap and Ryan scratch feverishly at the earth to dig up a couple spooky season topics before the conclusion of Prisma's Diner starring Quinn Majeski, Jess Sparks, Cap, and our hosts!
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2024-10-101h 18Don’t Wreck YourselfDevil Take the Wheel: Prisma's Diner Pt.1Cap and Ryan are letting the Devil take the wheel for all of October.
NOTE: We're not literally consorting with any demonic forces. It's October 2024, and polls are saying it's a coin toss whether Ted Cruz gets to preside over my witch trial... so to be clear, it's just a Halloween goof. But that goof is going to transition us from the Oktoberfest Devil's Wheel into the first half of an Actual Play Table Top Roleplaying Game single shot session of Absurdia with its creator Quinn Modjeski and special guest player Jess Sparks.
C...2024-10-041h 13Don’t Wreck YourselfCutting Edge Gaydar TechnologyRyan and Cap talk about the most recent episode of Drag Race Global All Stars, what they learned about the origin of drag houses. Then they move on to discuss the dated notion of Gaydar, whether it exists, and where it is taking us in the future. Then they dig into the statistics around stereotypes about gay promiscuity and attraction. If you're picking up big gay energy in this episode, your Gaydar isn't broken!
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2024-09-2647 minDon’t Wreck YourselfThe ReTruth About Cats and DogsRyan and Cap talk about the scientific awards nobody puts on their CV before opining on the state of global drag. Then they blabber about politics and why Donald Trump is racist, and why Laura Loomer is a victim of her own schtick, and how you should definitely vote for Kamala Harris in November. Holy smokes. Don't panic. But if you do feel a sense of panic, that's okay. We're just primates, and evolution hasn't caught up to the demands of civilization. Cut yourself some slack. Be a little bit more Funky Kong, and a little bit less Cranky...2024-09-2059 minDon’t Wreck YourselfNutty Putty BuddiesRyan and Cap become Nutty Putty buddies while studying a strange death in a Utah cave, then they talk about other cave related topics covering everything from limestone cenotes to ready-made man-caves. They also discuss a "new" system of government being promoted by America's number one caveman, Elon Musk.
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2024-09-1242 minDon’t Wreck YourselfMidwest DangerousRyan and Cap read through a bunch of Apple reviews, and discuss user feedback. Then Ryan introduces a new segment called Questionable Headlines leading to in-depth speculation about the corn sweat threatening the midwest. Then they discuss a map Ryan found detailing the search engine history of conspiracy enthusiasts around the country.
2024-09-0536 minDon’t Wreck Yourself1 Great Show, and a Couple Humble 0'sIn this week's episode, Ryan quizzes Cap on previous episodes of the show. He does okay. Unfortunately due to platform limitations, we were unable to publish the quiz at the time of the episode launch. The link will be updated... soon? Finally, Cap delves into the truth behind a Reddit comment, presenting a tale of a house divided to bolster his co-host bona fides.
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Happy 100th Episode! Holy Smokes! We...2024-08-2941 minDon’t Wreck YourselfBeans, Beans, the Marital FruitRyan and Cap give you a leg-up on legumes, addressing a pair of Reddit inquiries at the intersection of humans and beans. Then they discuss the aftermath of beans by pondering flatulence in philosophy, politics, and the sciences. Along the way, Cap quizzes Ryan. We learn a lot about beans, a little about toots, and a lot about our own humanity.
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2024-08-2252 minDon’t Wreck YourselfGold Medal MadnessCap and Ryan offer a retrospective of strange Olympic history discussing the utter chaos of early Olympic events, from the long hard, traffic clogged, rat-poisoned slogs, to the whimsical dismantling of France's signature coifed canine at the hands of a farmer's wife. Finally, they address accusations that Imane Kalif of Algeria should have been barred from competition for crimes against the patriarchy.
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2024-08-1540 minDon’t Wreck YourselfThe Lurker in the Farthouse Gives No QuarterIn this episode Ryan and Dr. Brad talk coinage trends, probability, and youth culture before segueing into accounts of an ancient Mesopotamian demon whose victims were always taken on the commode inflagrante delicto. Take this opportunity to learn a thing or two from Brad, who unlike virtually everyone else on this show, is an actual expert.
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Chat w...2024-03-2444 minDon’t Wreck YourselfThe Kelce-Swift ProtocolRyan and Ian tackle the conspiracy that Taylor Swift and the NFL are rigged in Joe Biden's favor. They also weigh in on some pop culture questions and explain the differences between First, Second, and Third World countries.
Eat up, slop's gettin' cold.
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...2024-02-2942 minDon’t Wreck YourselfThe Butt Plug RailgunRyan takes to the streets with Cap to patrol the internet in search of questions and topics in need of vigilante illumination. Ryan provides an update on the state of the show, before they dive into the hows and whens of doing the gritty at a funeral, taking breastmilk baths, before ruling on whether there is a connection between Impossible Meat and Planned Parenthood. TW: This episode does feature discussion of abortion and cannibalism, but that's the price of exploring the MAGA web I guess. Finally, Cap dives into whether a viral image on the internet faithfully recounts an...2024-02-2054 minDon’t Wreck YourselfDon’t Spook Yourself 3: Holiday Turspookin!The lights are off. You knock anyway. Silence. You wait a month. The light comes on. The terror begins. Enjoy your tofurkey stuffed with candy corn, you freaks.
This year's Halloween episode is grossly late, but worth the wait! Join Ryan, CJ, and Cap for all the tricks, all the treats, and all the human skin based fashion apparel you can buy on Etsy!
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Find...2023-11-251h 06Don’t Wreck Yourself420 Friendly Crabdaddy Seeks Old BaeIn this wild episode Matt and Ryan discuss deeply personal healthcare stories, tease a whale milk topic that you heard last week, and generally conduct themselves like over-caffeinated class clowns. But in the process they help an r/nostupidquestions asker embrace their inner Mandolorian. Then they weigh the pharmacological benefits of hotboxing crustaceans, before discussing how to make the humans of today the sentient crabs of tomorrow.
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2023-10-2057 minDon’t Wreck YourselfThe Taylor Swift LifestyleRyan invites Ian Mauldin to dust off his microphone to talk about all of the internet's hottest topics from several weeks ago! First they throw a wet blanket on Burning Man, before discussing the impact the Taylor Swift Lifestyle can have on a relationship. Then they discuss whether a human being like you and me suffering from lactose intolerance can safely pop a big old rubber whale nipple in our mouth and suckle. Is it cetacean good or is it cetacean bad like this joke?
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...2023-10-0457 minDon’t Wreck YourselfRocky Balbobot and the Great Fantasy MigrationRyan and Cap shoot the breeze about Sci-Fi, seeking to know what Sci-Fi is and whether it can tell us anything about ourselves. They also make some fart noises and go on some pretty gnarly tangents.
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Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and do...2023-09-2654 minDon’t Wreck YourselfDispatches From the Cola WarsYes, there's a heat wave, but there's nothing more refreshing than rubbing a cool new episode against your earballs. Ryan and Matt start off by taking on an r/AskReddit question about the soundtrack in Hell, before taking on a hellishly tumultuous family feud pitting two golden children against their jealous siblings in the Case of the Stolen In-laws which comes to us courteous of r/AmItheAsshole. Then they take a dip into a purported image of Presidential loser Donald Trump rescuing cats from dangerous flood waters found on Facebook. Then they wrap up the episode with a pair o...2023-07-1850 minDon’t Wreck YourselfDon’t Spook Yourself Midnight Double Feature!Ryan and Cap revisit our Halloween Specials and provide behind the scenes commentary on a pair of our favorite episodes! Relive Cap's first show appearance, and let us haunt you with all the facts. Faaaaacts.
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In this special Halloween episode, Matt and Ryan are joined by Cap from the podcast Shrimp and Crits. They take on a variety of terrifying topics, including ghosts, vampires, werewolves, zombies, pregnancy, and the end user license agreement for one of Amazon's software solutions. Are you terrified yet? While discussing whether there are ghost seamen...2023-06-222h 30Don’t Wreck YourselfREMASTERED: Ep.027 - The Gordian Forget Me NotA Classic from the Archives, one of Ryan's personal favorites because Matt is totally on top of his game!
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On this week's episode, Matt and Ryan celebrate a minor production milestone: six months of podcasting. Then they help the desperate souls of Reddit by tackling their most challenging r/nostupidquestions question yet in which the asker would like to become less stupid. Then they plug into a Black Mirroresque story out of the UK that is too graphic and horrible to describe with any level of anatomical precision. They turn their attention to the font...2023-06-1448 minDon’t Wreck YourselfTug of Gore!Ryan is joined by Ian, world renowned podcast editor and table top RPG personality to discuss the topics Wrecking the Internet. They start off with a topic from r/RandomThoughts about the films we see that haunt our very souls. Then they dig into a topic from r/ELI5 (Explain it Like I'm 5) asking some pretty hard, and frankly disturbing questions about Tug of War safety. Then they way into a pair of topics r/AmITheAsshole which have two Redditors asking the internet if they were jerks to disabled strangers... SPOILER: At least one of these two people is...2023-06-0645 minDon’t Wreck YourselfMr. Ed is My Work HusbandRyan and Matt take on a lot of work topics in this episode! They start off discussing a fated golf game in which a junior partner at a financial firm publicly spanks rootin' tootin' Texas oil tycoon, costing his company a key customer, and his boss wants to know how to handle it. Then they discuss an incident in which an employee's dissatisfaction gets back to a boss, creating a delicate situation. Then they tackle Elon Musk's egalitarian take on Work from Home, which, like Matt's microphone in this episode, sucks ass. By the way, Matt's microphone in this...2023-05-3048 minDon’t Wreck YourselfA Lobster or a Dildo, For ExampleRyan and Cap reunite for some pretty questionable questions. First they answer a question from r/TooAfraidToAsk that will change the way you look at genitals. Then, speaking of things people lie about the size of, Ryan and Cap swap fishing stories as they analyze a portrait of gargantuan tuna. Then they wade into another ocean life related question, as they discuss a family's psychopathic ritual crustacean murders... no really. Then they discuss the bathroom etiquette of the dildos you live with and the dildos of the dildos you live with... it's like a Russian doll, but dildos, like...2023-05-2238 minDon’t Wreck YourselfBeerdozerIn this week's episode, Ryan and CJ discuss a meme purporting to save you money on home repairs. Then they offer the Jim Kramerest possible wealth management advice on the market when they tackle Whiskey Investment with slightly less slurred enthusiasm than CNBC. Finally they weigh in on the right wing assault on Bud Light, and specifically they look to crush a video of a steamroller destroying pallets of Bud Light.
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Find the...2023-05-1046 minDon’t Wreck YourselfEating Kids and Yeeting KidsIn this episode, Ryan and Matt discuss the leak of classified documents on Discord. Then they take on a controversial police action that starts off infuriating, but ends deliciously when everyone eats the victim. Then they discuss a case of a whale supposedly beached in the middle of the Amazon rainforest. Then Matt shares a skydiving service marketing to the parents of toddlers on Facebook. Finally, they discuss a redditor's request for one last cigarette before a fiery air disaster.
You can support the show as a Sponsor by signing up to our Sponsor Patreon at http...2023-05-0146 minDon’t Wreck YourselfYakuza Kitty Kisses and Other Crimes of PassionRyan is joined by Cap and Jess for a wide-ranging discussion covering a lot, and revealing so much more. First they discuss a story from Kentucky centering on a tattling toddler dropping dimes for the 5-0. Then they discuss an unusual rumor at the intersection of Japanese organized crime and sex-focused body modification culture. Then they tear into a completely different topic, with an apparent over the counter sex aid that claims to improve sexual and mental performance. Lastly, Cap elaborates on an old topic about smooching felines, with some practical advice of how to cover up the crime.2023-04-1049 minDon’t Wreck YourselfThe Dork Side of the MoonRyan, Matt, and Monica eat their protein pills and put their helmets on before launching into a slew of Moon related topics. First they establish the facts about when exactly it's 4:20 on the Moon. Then they educate some fellow podcasters about the geological history of the Moon and also, sorta, dinosaurs. Then they tuck into a delicious topic, the literal breakfast of champions: the "traditional" astronaut breakfast of steak and eggs. Then they dive into the blackest hole in the universe, r/AmITheAsshole, with a question about whether or not it's okay to opt out of your high school...2023-03-2043 minDon’t Wreck YourselfNo Time for Balls, Dr. JonesRyan and CJ analyze a viral video from Facebook purporting to show the death of an Indiana Jones stunt performer. Then they provide an exceptional value to folks online looking for the cheapest possible legal opinion by weighing in free of charge on a question by someone considering a lawsuit against their neighbor for beekeeping. Then they settle a question posed by a TikTok user who wants to know which sportscar is most likely to get pulled coming out of the parking lot of a bar. Then they try to break down the science of a penis moving at...2023-03-0738 minDon’t Wreck YourselfRodent Based Weather Monitoring BalloonsMatt returns for an episode to help break Ryan from a news cycle that will not die not matter how many Executive Branch officials have to get raided by the thugs of Joe Biden's crooked FBI (that's a joke, but seriously, you're great FBI, no notes this time.) Matt opens up the show by spinning a tale of deceit, lust, intemperance, and a lovely Delta Airlines customer service representative named after a snack icon Little Debbie (I assume). Then they go on to discuss a final, yes FINAL Groundhog's Day themed question shared by listener Diana, followed by a...2023-02-2055 minDon’t Wreck YourselfA Seemingly Infinite Number of Weeks of REDACTEDBEEP BEEP BEEP. Ryan wakes up to even more of the same. He reaches out to a friend to discuss recurrent events. Again. And Again. And AGAIN.
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https://discord...2023-02-0633 minDon’t Wreck YourselfSix More Weeks of REDACTEDRyan wakes up to more of the same. He reaches out to a friend to discuss recurrent events.
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2023-02-0343 minDon’t Wreck YourselfGoing 6,000 Rounds With Your Teacher’s Twin SisterRyan and CJ revisit a recent topic from Episode 66 by discussing the fundamental differences between Joe Biden and Donald Trump's respective breaches of US national security protocol. Then they delve into a topic from listener Maurice regarding a memed up story of a sewer worker who allegedly got into the vault of the Bank of England. Then they discuss a question from r/TooAfraidToAsk that seeks clarity on how different a person has to be from your significant other to make it "not cheating". They follow up by taking a question from r/NoStupidQuestions from a student who wants...2023-01-2339 minDon’t Wreck YourselfCan A Bald Eagle?Ryan is joined by CJ on this episode to discuss all the internet's questions! First they discuss a conspiracy about r/conspiracy posted on r/conspiracy. Then they take a deep dive into the internet rumor that America's former sweetheart Ellie Kemper won a KKK beauty pageant, but the truth is actually way weirder and it involves a lot of armed, racist sorcerers throwing fat stacks at a parade celebrating the dismantling of 100 year old labor dispute. Finally, CJ and Ryan tackle a topic submitted by Cap from Shrimp and Crits! Then at the end, technically speaking, a surprise!2023-01-0840 minDon’t Wreck YourselfWreck the Halls 2: Bless Ye Merry BaphometIn this holiday special, Ryan summons three host to help him Wreck the Halls with boughs of internet folly. Normally we tell you all the topics we cover in an episode, but this is a season of gift giving. Just unwrap it.
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Matt cannot be found. By choice.2023-01-021h 11Don’t Wreck YourselfTouchTunes TerrorismCJ rejoins Ryan to answer all the heavy hitting questions, like a listener submitted question about roundabout legal etiquette from r/NoStupidQuestions. Then they offer some insight into best barbecue brisket practices from r/bbq. Then they discuss another question from r/NoStupidQuestions that delves into Constitutional rights or physics... it's honestly not clear. Then Ryan dives deep into a topic from r/theydidthemath about dying in sealed room, and then he offers up an anecdote about a popular superstition from South Korea. Then they perk their ears up for another r/theydidthemath question about music piracy! Arrrrrrrrr!
2022-12-0343 minDon’t Wreck YourselfOn Flat Earth, I’m Six FootRyan is joined by his friend Monica this week to unravel the knot of internet ignorance. They start off by explaining what life after 40 looks like to the young folks out there. Then they discuss the population statistics of polar bears in the southern hemisphere, before taking on a picture of a homeschool model of the Earth that frankly has no hemispheres. Then they answer a question from r/antinatalism about why historic maternal death rates did not lead to widespread celibacy, before discussing a meme'd text exchange between some poor kid who is too short for love and...2022-11-1252 minDon’t Wreck YourselfDon’t Spook Yourself 2!Happy Halloween! For the second annual Don't Spook Yourself Halloween spectacular, Ryan is joined by the incredibly spooky Catie Stroud and absolutely kooky Cap from Shrimp and Crits. They talk candy hotdogs memes, before knocking on a stranger's door to provide a smart answer to an r/nostupidquestions inquiry exploring the connection between Dracula and the classic Halloween banger Toccata and Fugue in D Minor by Johannes Sebastian Bach. Then they try to figure out whether a native American curse is murdering Floridians with cotton candy colored farts. Then they delve into the darkest innermost reaches of the human...2022-10-291h 12Don’t Wreck YourselfOops! All Sex Education!CW: IT IS OUR 69TH EPISODE, SO YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE NICE. AND BY NICE WE MEAN SEXUALLY EXPLICIT. LIKE... SLIGHTLY MORE THAN USUAL.
Ryan is joined once again by Cap from Shrimp and Crits to celebrate our arrival at a very good number of episodes wit ha very special Oops! All Reddit! episode. This week, they answer a request from r/theydidthemath breaking down the condom budget run rate of a sexually confident Facebook user. Then they take on an age old landmine in every relationship with a query from r/TooAfraidToAsk , before discussing h...2022-10-1454 minDon’t Wreck YourselfTripping BullocksRyan welcomes Will, AKA Dr. Crox, to the show for a riveting discussion about Japanese fart scrolls, before taking on a question about dancing testicles from r/TooAfraidToAsk. They segue from the surreal to the hallucinatory, when they deal with a meme found on r/TheyDidTheMath requesting info about how much LSD a town would need to get the party started. Then they get into some deep analysis of a bloodthirsty check splitter from r/AmITheAsshole, and round out the episode with a beauty claim from r/conspiracy that accuses Ms. Congeniality Sandra Bullock of harvesting baby penises to...2022-10-0838 minDon’t Wreck YourselfHan Solo’s Frozen Carbonite DongCONTENT WARNING: This episode features descriptions of criminal acts, some of which are violent nature. These crimes include, but are not limited to the following...
MATRICIDE
HUMAN CLONING
ORGAN HARVESTING
TRAPPING PEOPLE IN CARBONITE
STAR WARS EPISODES 7-9
TACO SPAGHETTI
SERIAL MURDER
PETTY THEFT
Today, Ryan is joined by Ian Mauldin from Shrimp and Crits. They discuss a strangely Star Wars branded erotic dessert, before weighing in on a r/AmITheAsshole post seeking judgment on a bride's wedding party politics. Then Ryan and Ian offer their best Tinder...2022-09-3058 minDon’t Wreck YourselfLocked Down, Tuned Up, Taking Secret Data DumpsThis week Ryan is joiend by CJ Cypress to talk alcohol and barbecue. First they discuss a query from r/TooAfraidToAsk about whether 1pm is too early for her boyfriend to be drunk... then they cross the International Date Line to discuss an alleged Japanese government initiative to get people to drink more booze. Then Ryan breaks down the difference between Hillary's email server and Donald Trump's intentional violation of national security procedures for an r/ask Redditor. Then they talk about... have you ever seen The Shape of Water? It's like that, but instead of water it's . Finally...2022-09-2427 minDon’t Wreck YourselfMattmorial Laser Bike ParadeWe are coming back from a hiatus with all sorts of changes! Tune in to find out! Cap of Shrimp and Crits Fame joins Ryan to revisit the Trolley Problem before switching modes of green transportation to discuss laser bikes! Then they weigh in on a r/nostupidquestions inquiry in which an internet user wonders whether their overweight work colleagues are going to cause his pool to overflow. Then, while you're still basking in pool party vibes, they pivot to ways you can love your hole self by simply getting a little more sun. They end the episode by...2022-09-1639 minDon’t Wreck YourselfREMASTERED: Doggy Day DrinkingThis episode originally aired on 06 April 2021, and it has only improved with age and hard lessons about audio production. The episode has been remastered for better audio quality. Don't Wreck Yourself will return with new episodes after Labor Day!
The guys run down a series of rabbit holes in their search for the truth. Ryan tells about his harrowing near death experience at the wrong end of a banana. Matt sniffs around a dog adoption bar. Then they talk hot lava and prove they have the balls to make a splash.
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Find...2022-07-0855 minDon’t Wreck YourselfLoud, Obnoxious, and Extremely Horny for FactsOn this week's episode, Ryan tracks Matt down and forgets to make a Dr. Livingstone reference. The hosts record live and in person for the first time, sacrificing audio quality like a fatted calf on the altar of basic human companionship. They tell you what they did in Philly, take on the folks next door having loud, obnoxious hotel . Then they dig into why humans need to cook their food while our fellow animals get to tear into the raw stuff. Finally, they parse out what to call a straight guy who prefers the friendship of men.
...2022-07-0143 minDon’t Wreck YourselfMiddle America Bee Fishy SometimesShakin' Shaner from What's Shakin' With Shaner keeps Matt's seat warm as he and Ryan get under the hood of Pixar's Cars franchise to figure out what's going on with Lightning McQueen's Finn McMissile. Then they discuss a photoset making the rounds on social media that depicts a surprisingly conventional Fourth of July party in an unconventional place. Then they discuss the mysterious appearance of a Viking runestone in Minnesota, home of the late great artist formerly known as Prince. Finally they finish with a California court ruling that makes a surprising taxological decision.
Find us on F...2022-06-1745 minDon’t Wreck YourselfBusted! True Crime in Ancient TimesOn today's episode, Ryan's old boss Dr. Brad Hafford fills in for Matt to talk about a couple popular myths associated with the ancient city of Ur. This episode is 100% archaeology. Ryan and Brad talk about a busty Roman hanging out at a thrift shop in Texas, and seek to answer the all important question "what IS a museum" without smoking any OG kush at all. Then they discuss a pair of ancient Mesopotamian businessman (one of whom you may already know). Finally they take on a claim from r/conspiracy that asserts that mysterious artifacts may be the...2022-06-1150 minDon’t Wreck YourselfI'm Ur Muse Now Dr. BradOn today's episode, Ryan's old boss Dr. Brad Hafford fills in for Matt to talk about a couple popular myths associated with the ancient city of Ur. This episode is 100% archaeology. Ryan and Brad talk about a busty Roman hanging out at a thrift shop in Texas, and seek to answer the all important question "what IS a museum" without smoking any OG kush at all. Then they discuss a pair of ancient Mesopotamian businessman (one of whom you may already know). Finally they take on a claim from r/conspiracy that asserts that mysterious artifacts may be the...2022-06-101h 01Don’t Wreck YourselfThe Revivifying Power of the Electric Nut MassageNEW EPISODES NOW DROP ON FRIDAY
Ryan works with co-host pro tempura Cap from Shrimp and Crits to get to the bottom of an r/NoStupidQuestions inquiry trying to get answers about an aviation mystery from the internet. Then they discuss the political fallout of definitely killing, but only allegedly murdering one's spouse while running for office. They follow up murder, both cold-blooded and alleged, by helping an r/nostupidquestions asker confront the stigma against kissing kittens... apparently it's a thing. Finally, Ryan and Cap walk through one of the strangest co-branding campaign ever, when they discuss...2022-06-0351 minDon’t Wreck YourselfHighly IrwreckularMatt and Ryan are joined by Stu Horgan the creative force, host, and sole heir to the Highly Irregular podcast fortune which shall be, according to the mysterious last will and testament slipped to him rolled up in a copy of a particularly scandalous edition of The Sun while he was taking in a bit of fresh air at local park... paid in laughs. First they discuss a question from r/TooAfraidToAsk about the implications of the ubiquitous internet Rule 34, which governs pornographic content online. Then Stu shares a clip from his program mocking his nations leader, and then...2022-05-1858 minDon’t Wreck YourselfYo Momma JokesHappy Mothers Day to all child rearing humans and wolves!
CONTENT WARNING: This episode deals with pregnancy and pregnancy complications.
This week, Matt and Ryan discuss mom related topics! First they talk about whether moms deserve special social privileges over other people. Then they discuss whether it's possible to for a person to become pregnant alone and through the combined power of YouTube videos, positive thinking, and sonic vibrations. Finally, they wrap up with a somewhat familiar looking meme purporting to be a sign created by a child whose parents covered up a negligent homicide...2022-05-1139 minDon’t Wreck YourselfMillennials and Their Participation War TrophiesIn this week's episode Matt and Ryan discuss the military's Uniform Code of Long Distance Relationships when they advise someone dating a soldier who clearly keeping dependents in different residences if you know what we mean. They they discuss a raid in Russia in which authorities claimed to have foiled a Neo- wet-work cell that just could not get enough of Sid Meier's SIMS. Then they discuss an opportunity to purchase a piece of the Ukrainian resistance.
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Visit us on the web at www.wreckyourpod...2022-05-0335 minDon’t Wreck YourselfSlinging Rum at the Elephant BazaarIn this week's episode, Matt and Ryan discuss whether employers care if you got to the top of the rope in gym class. If you did, then Charlie Kirk suggests you may have been radicalized by the secret message Karl Marx scrawled up there 170 years ago, causing you to foolishly critique the corrupt capitalist system from your fancy high rise penthouse. Finally, they discuss whether a beloved sixty-five foot tall elephant played a part in an Atlantic City smuggling ring.
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Visit us on the web...2022-04-2645 minDon’t Wreck YourselfThis Ottoman Slaps!In a return from a one week hiatus, Matt and Ryan offer yet another meaningless take on the slap heard round the world... but wait, there's more slap related content! Ryan tells Matt about a secret Ottoman martial technique in which open hand slaps are honed by striking marble, making it the second time in the episode they talk about some guy slapping theout of a Rock. Then they discuss a mysterious meme that seems to show a well preserved tyrannosaurus fossil in the woods of rural Tennessee. Then they discuss the peak moment when vulcanological comedy erupted onto...2022-04-1943 minDon’t Wreck YourselfPotato Fudge Around and Find OutOn this week's episode, Matt and Ryan discuss how Russians will be forced to get things their way after McDonald's pulls up stakes... will they be "lovin' it"? Then they transition into two listener food related questions dealing with mayo applications and an ad circulating online purporting to be a genuine advertisement for Kraft's Potato Fudge. Then they discuss an r/AmItheAsshole post from a woman who lashes out after being excluded from her husband's family gatherings. Then they take on an r/unpopular opinion dealing with how we calculate age, and then they double dip into r/AmITheAsshole...2022-04-0540 minDon’t Wreck YourselfA Year in WrecktrospectMatt and Ryan take you on a tour of some of their best bits from their first year of podcasting, and they drop a few clips from their unreleased demo recordings to.
Thanks to everyone for an amazing first year! We look forward to doing more, saying more, and thanking you all again next year. Sure, we'll say thank you to all of our listeners, but you should know that anyone showing up after you won't get the same level of heartfelt gratitude.
Huge thanks to the wonderful podcasters who have guested on our show: S...2022-03-301h 38Don’t Wreck YourselfBirthday Wishes from the Worm VortexOn this week's very special pre-birthday special, Ryan and Matt celebrate another successful year of Matt being in the world. They take on a new spin on the chicken or egg question, discuss the crappy exchange rate of the Russian Ruble, and discuss the origin of the numerical decimal place system that is all the rage. They delve into a claim about a vortex of worms in New Jersey, and then discuss the practical advantages of ditching your automobile for a horse and buggy. They round out the episode discussing what you can get an 18 year old for their...2022-03-1541 minDon’t Wreck YourselfCena Later AlligatorMatt and Ryan are joined by Ryan Stroud from the popular... uhh, structured fiction gambling podcast Shrimp and Crits? He lends his expertise in all things alligator to help settle an unsanctioned matchup between representatives of both WWF organizations. Then they investigate a claim by a Tennessee preacher that cartoonist Matt Groening, of Simpsons fame is in direct communication with an actual, literal, demon. Then they quickly change the subject to football to avoid a lot of things they weren't ready to confront. Finally, they dig into a claim that an Amish bakery in Bird-In-Hand was even more prepositionally...2022-03-0850 minDon’t Wreck YourselfPäntsdrunk at the Spank BankMatt and Ryan open up with a couple listener recommendations, two topics that have to do with what folks do when there's a hole in the ground (put stuff in or get stuff out). Then they discuss a curious Finnish past time that starts in your skivvies and ends up face down on the kitchen floor. Then they reflect on a boomer's reminiscence of a time when any man worth his salt was expected to be carrying at least one sharp implement. Then they give you the facts about sperm banks and orgy etiquette.
@wreckyourpod on social...2022-03-0143 minDon’t Wreck YourselfMcDonald’s Eating ThotsOn this episode, Matt and Ryan plow through some minor audio issues and dive into some political claims on Twitter, a service that will be remembered in the post apocalyptic wasteland as a precursor to Truth Social, the communication platform for mutants, degenerates, and other irradiated deplorables. Then, if you like stuffed crust you better put a ring on it, and that ring should be a 10 karat gold Pizza Hut Excellence ring. Next, they look into interesting facts surrounding the planned obsolescence of the International Space Station, and finally they fact check a medical claim about the color of...2022-02-2242 minDon’t Wreck YourselfPaying a Queen’s Ransom to Lay PipeRyan drags Matt into a dumb conversation on Twitter about the Keystone XL pipeline's relationship with inflated gas prices. Then they dream up solutions for a young man in a terrible conundrum that could end with his nasty bits being showed all over the internet. Then they open up a can of marital worms when they take on an r/amitheasshole post about a husband caught getting smoochie in public with someone who was not his wife. Finally, they take the queen to task on the eve of her platinum jubilee for underpaying her new housekeeper.
Find...2022-02-0842 minDon’t Wreck YourselfThe First Rule of Dinosaur Nipple Butter Gun ClubThe first rule of Dinosaur Nipple Butter Gun Club is Don't Wreck Yourself. Admittedly, this one gets weird. Matt and Ryan open up the show discussing a post from r/randomthoughts about dinosaur milk and all the anatomy that implies, before moving onto a surprising east coast/west coast beef right out of Dr. Seuss's Butter Battle Book. They go on to discuss the Chinese government's new ending to the cult classic Fight Club, and then wrap up the episode verifying a listener submitted topic about a man who used to have a golden gun. Mostly they talk about...2022-02-0146 minDon’t Wreck YourselfThat Song That Goes Who Du Du Du Du Du Du Du Done It?Ryan and Matt star in the sequel to Shazam (the app, not the best film in the DCU franchise). Then they get into strange rumor lying at the intersection of Leonardo DiCaprio's two great loves: old school sci-fi fantasy, and women in their early 20's. Next Ryan brings everything down with gun violence statistics, and Matt saves the day by bringing up the Israel-Palestine conflict... but like, in a fun way. No seriously, there's a murder, but also in a fun way. Trust us, it will be okay. Then they finish the show by giving sound, well-seasoned career advice...2022-01-2541 minDon’t Wreck YourselfSilverback to the FutureTechnical problems create an open loop in the timestream as Matt and Ryan take on a tale from a Victorian era legal dispute that proves your rights end at the tip of your nose... even if your nose has been bitten off and spit onto the floor. Then they discuss a viral image that lives at the intersection of privacy and public health, and then they squeeze in a r/nostupidquestions topic about who is the top banana in the primate fight club. Then disaster strikes, and from the ashes (sic?) emerges an edgy corporate tweet from PBR encouraging...2022-01-1844 minDon’t Wreck Yourself20/20 Deuces!It's 2022, and Matt and Ryan are jumping into the New Year! They open up with a recap of what you missed in their absence, and they affirm their unwavering loyalty to the ravenous content eating monster that lives at the center of the internet. Then they discuss the evolutionary advantages of humanity's end to end flavor sensors. Finally, they skirt the philosophical debate around an analogy they found on the eternal battlefield of the YouTube religious turf war. Welcome back! Happy New Year!
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Chat with us on...2022-01-1141 minDon’t Wreck YourselfWreck the HallsMatt and Ryan are joined by Rick Reynolds to talk holiday shop as they form a tribunal to determine whether a Redditor from r/aita is the villain in a family Christmas drama. Then Matt and Ryan discuss what a young man with no holiday plans can do when family and friends are not an option. Following that, they give you a map lesson that starts with a question from Reddit's Explain It Like I'm Five subreddit. Then they take on an image showing a lady Krampus, and then they address another Grinchly figure crying war crimes in the...2021-12-2450 minDon’t Wreck YourselfThe Worst MREIn this week's episode, Matt and Ryan help a Redditor break up with their long term significant other, tell you how to talk to women, and discuss a mysterious administrative disciplinary form from the Army that cropped up online in which a foreign government is invited to eat America's .
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2021-12-1539 minDon’t Wreck YourselfThe Specter of the Pervert Boy Jones and the Bad Word BirdsMatt and Ryan discuss the merits of real estate advice from the Illegal Pro Life Tips subreddit on Reddit before diving into a question about whether it is safe to perform self-love in a world of horny spirits. They then dive into the sordid tale involving a chimney sweep imposter and Queen Victoria's skivvies, before cackling with some foul mouthed avians causing a dust up at a sanctuary in England.
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2021-12-0743 minDon’t Wreck YourselfThe Horse in Room SixMatt and Ryan are joined by Kalea from The Whores in Room Six podcast to answer all the internet's questions. Our helpful trio first answers a query from r/nostupidquestions about female anatomy. Then they discuss an image from the internet warning the perpetrator behind a string of heinous bell pepper related crimes of a coming divine retribution. Then Kalea presents the sad but true fate of Chattanooga Tennessee's Swingers Tiki Palace. Then they finish off a few horses related topics in a final race to the end of the episode.
Join us on the Cast Junkie...2021-11-3049 minDon’t Wreck YourselfOops! All Reddit Part DeucesIn this episode, Matt and Ryan fly by the seat of their pants answering a series of rapid fire Reddit questions about parenting, animals, electric car charging stations, wicca and other things they are grossly underqualified to discuss. Gone is the veneer of research, replaced with the hubris of bravado!
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2021-11-2335 minDon’t Wreck YourselfTrapping and Pretending to Eat HumansIn this episode, Ryan and Matt get schooled by some smart listeners when they revisit their mistakes. Then they teach a short networking seminar about how to meet the scrappiest entrepreneurs in your neighborhood: drug dealers! Next they fact check a meme claiming that someone in 1882 actually did invent a better mousetrap: a gun. They also break down why you can't buy white laser pointers in language so simple that a five year old can understand (or someone from the "explain it like I'm five" subreddit at r/eli5), and lastly Matt looks into claims touting a healthy vegan a...2021-11-1635 minDon’t Wreck YourselfKhaaaaan!In this episode Matt and Ryan discuss a question from r/nostupidquestions about what to do when someone poops on you like a pigeon. Like, if they were a pigeon. Nobody poops on pigeons. There's a pecking order. Then they discuss a listener submitted claim regarding the possibility that the Ghost of Genghis Kahn might be preparing to declare World War 3 from the afterlife. Then they finish up by choosing a species to finish off when they answer another r/nostupidquestions inquiry.
Also, content warning: Genghis Khan used to be a huge piece of, and this episode d...2021-11-0941 minDon’t Wreck YourselfDon’t Spook YourselfIn this special Halloween episode, Matt and Ryan are joined by Cap from the podcast Shrimp and Crits. They take on a variety of terrifying topics, including ghosts, vampires, werewolves, zombies, pregnancy, and the end user license agreement for one of Amazon's software solutions. Are you terrified yet? While discussing whether there are ghost seamen in vampire balls, they hold flashlights under their faces to increase the spook factor. How about now?
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"Thunder...2021-10-291h 05Don’t Wreck YourselfKetchup and Grab Some KinksMatt and Ryan examine Hooters' new uniform policy and find it comes up short on fighting patriarchal exploitation of female sexuality to sell dead animal parts dipped in hot sauce. Then they take on a pair of ketchup related question, the first makes you think, the second make you want a drink. There are two types of people in this world, ketchup fans and not-ketchup fans, and you'll walk away from this episode knowing once and for all who you are. Finally, Matt and Ryan investigate a missing fetish report from r/nostupidquestions on Reddit, scouring the internet for...2021-10-1935 minDon’t Wreck YourselfPocket Ninjitsu on the International Spank StationMatt and Ryan reminisce about Bostonians they've known before diving into a claim that eating a veggie burger will send you right through a Biblical loophole to . Then they stalk silently through the shadows, emerging to strike when least expected with the truth about a recent ninja attack against US soldiers. From there, they judge whether the eviction of unwanted and unhoused guests is an move when they take on an r/aita inquiry. Finally, they slip into something a little more comfortable--like a NASA jumpsuit--as they try to answer an r/nostupidquestions thread about whether there are zero...2021-10-1241 minDon’t Wreck YourselfDon’t Rick YourselfRick Reynolds joins Matt and Ryan to solve the internet. They discuss all the movie set dressing you can stuff up your nose answering an r/nostupidquestions query. Then Rick explains how to use the term "fair dinkum", and does a fair dinkum job of it. Then they talk about a lady who sparked a massive wildfire while boiling bear urine. Then, as a final affirmation of Rick's sanity, he is asked to defend the very existence of his homeland against allegations of non-existence. This one is high stakes.
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2021-10-0546 minDon’t Wreck YourselfTurtle Shaped Thirst Trap in BronzeIn this episode, Matt and Ryan cut to the core of a user submitted question about a beach where chainsaws are expressly forbidden. Then they answer a question from r/nostupidquestions about simulation theory. Then they go deep inside of an image of a mysterious statue making the rounds on social media, weirdly dissecting a Disney classic unprompted. Finally, they round out the episode with another r/nostupidquestions generated inquiry regarding the status of manmade islands under international law.
2021-09-2837 minDon’t Wreck YourselfThe Gordian Forget Me NotOn this week's episode, Matt and Ryan celebrate a minor production milestone: six months of podcasting. Then they help the desperate souls of Reddit by tackling their most challenging r/nostupidquestions question yet in which the asker would like to become less stupid. Then they plug into a Black Mirroresque story out of the UK that is too graphic and horrible to describe with any level of anatomical precision. They turn their attention to the font of very much not stupid questions again, but this time the question asker is inquiring about what happens when you put a grenade...2021-09-2146 minDon’t Wreck YourselfLawyers, Bats, and Other Inflatable RatsIn this Episode, Ryan forces Matt to describe a recent stint of misfortune for your entertainment, then Matt brings up a user correction of a fact that Ryan misremembered in a clear retaliation. Then Matt walks us through a question from Reddit's now infamous r/nostupidquestions regarding how bat babies get born. Well, when a Batwoman loves a Batman very much... Then Ryan raises issues with career advice from the internet. Matt then goes on to talk about Scabby, the ubiquitous labor union mascot that pops up outside non-union job sites. Finally, the guys return to Reddit to figure...2021-09-0745 minDon’t Wreck YourselfTick Talk With Shakin’ ShanerFind Shane at:
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In this episode, Matt and Ryan are joined by Shakin' Shaner from the What's Shakin' With Shaner Podcast, a geek centric podcast that dips its toes into the strange and absurd. Ryan opens up the discussion by attacking Matt and Shane's conclusions from Matt's guest spot on Episode 11 of What's Shakin' With Shaner. Then they discuss a geologist's theory that the Great Sphynx at Giza is actually about 5,000 years older than everyone thinks, before moving on to an r/nostupidquestions topic that seeks to know how the government would...2021-08-3154 minDon’t Wreck YourselfThe Vampire Mines of ArizonaOn this week's episodes, Matt and Ryan uncover everything the government doesn't want you to know about Xanax addicted, Ketamine peddling, Yakuza tattoo artist furries fighting the Islamic State in the streets of Lima Peru. If we're being honest, it's mostly stuff the government doesn't care if you know... but you'll learn all the same. Then they issue a declaration on a query posted to Reddit's AITA forum that strips away layers of deception, dances around the issue, and ultimately grinds out some solid relationship advice for all the a-holes out there. Then they weigh in on a question...2021-08-1751 minDon’t Wreck YourselfAn Orgy of EelsMatt and Ryan open up by discussing how they want to open up episodes in the future. Does Matt need a catchphrase? Ryan thinks so. Then the guys discuss a questionable tweet purportedly written by Elon Musk praising the acumen of drug dealers. After that, they take a trip through history and possibly to uncover the secret writings of a nun who penned the devil's diss track... is she quoting the devil or is this just more Elon Musk plagiarism? They follow up with a sinful discussion of the breakfast of Millennial champions... butt, then they talk about the...2021-08-1048 minDon’t Wreck YourselfUmami Jesus’ Savory SmorgasbordMatt and Ryan tastefully unravel the implications of the common blaspheme "Sweet Jesus!". Then they answer a Reddit user's question about using simian troops in war. Revisiting a topic raised in a previous episode, Matt discusses the history of China's Panda Diplomacy. Finally, they wrap up just before the cows come home by helping a Redditor join a herd of cows without raising the alarm.
2021-08-0446 minDon’t Wreck YourselfOur Deepest RumpologiesMatt and Ryan make peace with listener feedback from Maurice. Then they tackle a silly meme decrying the rampant socialism in our technoplutocracy. They discuss fishy video that surfaced online. Then they go searching for the truth, only to find out it was right behind them looking cheeky the whole time. Finally, they revisit the topic of self-driving cars, but this time they want to discuss googly eyes and their safety applications.
2021-07-2749 minDon’t Wreck YourselfTHCheeseApparently you can't put a cheese emoji in an episode title, and scientists say they don't have new problems to solve... In this episode, Matt and Ryan answer a Reddit user's query about the big picture significance of having offspring, then they discuss the recent controversy surrounding the International Olympic Committee's inclusion of Marijuana in a list of banned performance enhancing drugs. Stick around for investment tips as they discuss a bank that will take cheese as collateral, and finally Ryan holds Matt's feet to the fire over how many corpses it would take to scare him out of...2021-07-2038 minDon’t Wreck YourselfThe Hardest GThe fellas get into the "gif or jif" debate. But before that, Ryan and Matt dive headfirst into the Reddit hive mind to answer questions about the stigma swirling around a popular (probably) male toy and how to best interact with a romantic interest. Ryan also debriefs on his recent nay-cation, and Matt gets into the nitty-gritty of a recent gender reveal party involving a favorite nocturnal mammal.
2021-07-1334 minDon’t Wreck YourselfOops! All Reddit!On the precipice of a vacation, Matt and Ryan skip the research and just dive right into a big bowl of Reddit questions. This episode features nuclear explosions, dinosaurs, more dinosaurs, and murder most foul. Clap your hands, we did it!
2021-07-0645 minDon’t Wreck YourselfBlowing Holes and Blowing MindsMatt and Ryan came to the internet to blow holes and blow minds, and they're both out of their minds. This episode uncovers the truth behind some whale tales, then the guys help a Redditor who has been chasing his tail. After that, they are back to the beaches examining a claim about a beloved cartoon character who keep washing up on the shores of France before they dive into a few math related quandaries.
2021-06-3045 minDon’t Wreck YourselfFossil FoolsRyan questions the fashion choices of a brachiosaurus meme, Matt disagrees.
Matt presents his grand theory of why Jurassic Park is the perfect feminist movie of the 90s.
A Reddit inquiry as to the origins of fossil fuels, naturally sparks a discussion about a dinosaur puppet TV show, because of course.
2021-06-2239 minDon’t Wreck YourselfSmoking, Joking, and Some Ice Cold PokingIn this episode, Matt shares a meme with Ryan that makes dubious claims about ancient drug paraphernalia. Then they discuss the sleepiest way to kick a bad habit. The guys then examine some ubiquitous yet largely unnoticed sources of canned laughter in popular media. Finally, they provide serious medical advice regarding precisely where you should stick it. What's "it" ? Well, how about a hint? It'll help you keep your cool when you're getting... hot.
2021-06-1545 minDon’t Wreck YourselfThe Tooth About SwansIn today's episode, Matt and Ryan ruffle feathers with hot takes on birds and bird culture, exposing the seedy corkscrewed sexual underbelly of waterfowl courtship. Matt also takes his love of minerals mainstream in a discussion of tooth on tooth violence. Be sure to rate, review, and follow us on social media at @wreckyourpod everywhere it matters.
2021-06-0833 minDon’t Wreck YourselfWeezy and the White MessiahA Redditor asks the true meaning behind the 90's rap lyric, " , get money."
Ryan finds another Reddit user who wants to know if their smelling of pregnancy is legit or not.
Matt admits his favorite god is a woman who rules all things door hinges.
Ryan presents the fascinating tale of how the people of Vanuatu worship a British Royal.
In the end, Matt wants to worship Beyonce, just like the rest of the country.
2021-05-1857 minDon’t Wreck YourselfGI SnowIn this episode, Matt and Ryan tackle claims that the government and Bill Gates conspired to destroy Texas with artificial snow. SPOILER: They didn't. (But please listen anyway, it's fun).
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After fighting for truth in weather, they take on whether cannibalism is illegal, and talk a little bit about some fine young cannibals in history.
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/lrdfrm/is_cannibalism_illegal/
Ryan brings up a Roman Anti-Christian Polemicist to...2021-03-2930 min