Shows
The Ryan ChroniclesFiestaJillian makes a spread and mama and Mr. Crumbacker do weirdness.2024-01-1312 minThe Ryan ChroniclesCatching PhillingsPhill Collins (not that Phil Collins) has a surprising revelation. Jillian kills my lawn. Jail is a hell of a ride.2024-01-0413 minThe Ryan ChroniclesThe Final Countdown (Or How I Learned To Like Prison Food)The last one for a while. Find out where Ryan has been and why this might spell the end for the ole Ryan Chronicles.2023-04-1925 minThe Ryan ChroniclesRejectsticalJillian’s saucing again. Jill Collins just won’t back off. Tree Hugger Tommy thinks I’m a sucker.2023-02-1525 minThe Ryan ChroniclesDrum Circle JerksTwitter has some nerve.2023-02-0815 minThe Ryan ChroniclesHalf WitA tree hugger ruins my breakfast2023-02-0121 minThe Ryan ChroniclesIrrational GeographicJill Collins gets a ratings boost and Bryce bearly makes it!2023-01-2523 minThe Ryan ChroniclesThe JapooziJillian makes soup and Giuseppe has some choice words.2023-01-1817 minThe Ryan ChroniclesPout About the GoutJillian needs a supportive medical boot.2023-01-1123 minThe Ryan ChroniclesScratcher TaxesCity counsel probs.2023-01-0410 minThe Ryan ChroniclesBlackened Spaghetti and MeatballsGiuseppe overcooks a classic Italian dish and Phil Colins has home troubles.2022-12-2916 minThe Ryan ChroniclesThe Itemized StatementAunt Diane and Bryce hit a rough patch.2022-12-2117 minThe Ryan ChroniclesKnuckle Heads Out Here Cold Checkin Some BootsI got me a pair of ostrich skin boots.2022-12-1413 minThe Ryan ChroniclesIndecent ProposalGot Jamison off my back and Jillian needs another favor.2022-12-0720 minThe Ryan ChroniclesEulogy For The Chicken Little SandwichJillian is on the wagon and Jamison Thornsburry is a trash diving freak2022-11-3022 minThe Ryan ChroniclesBONUS EPISODE 🤯🎩🍆It’s a bonus. Fred’s Fancy Hot Rods edition.2022-11-2510 minThe Ryan ChroniclesThe Cheese Drawer BoogieThe feds just won’t leave me alone.2022-11-2314 minThe Ryan ChroniclesThe ParodyNaomi’s grandson is wild and me and mama gotta go to the pharmacy.2022-11-1622 minThe Ryan ChroniclesLiquor Down There on Route 2Mama gets an injury and Jillian gets framed.2022-11-0916 minThe Ryan ChroniclesThe Killer Clowns From Down The Street Halloween SpectacularIt’s a spooky good time with Ryan, Giuseppe, Dinkles and all the locals on the creepiest night of the year.2022-11-0224 minThe Ryan ChroniclesKung FondueMama graduates self defense class with honors and Giuseppe gets an unexpected tax break.2022-10-2623 minThe Ryan ChroniclesMoble DomeCharity sends a partially flattering email and Ruby is exposed.2022-10-1915 minThe Ryan ChroniclesThe Break UpCharity news and a big revelation from Ruby.2022-10-1223 minThe Ryan ChroniclesMound to Ground Tears the Hammies DownI’m injured and Jillian sees dollar signs2022-10-0518 minThe Ryan ChroniclesLeg DayNaomi has not been skipping leg day. And she definitely doesn’t cheat on her squats. She goes muff to the rough for sure. And Hans finds himself in a compromising position.2022-09-2816 minThe Ryan ChroniclesEnemy At The Baby GateGiuseppe throws a fit and Naomi muffs a punt.2022-09-2111 minThe Ryan ChroniclesBONUS EPISODE 🫵A bonus episode featuring a special guest.2022-09-1609 minThe Ryan ChroniclesBaby Batter ChatterSome surprising developments in regards to Charity and I got robbed at the one arm bandits.2022-09-1414 minThe Ryan ChroniclesYou Better Think About It Baby,BabyA BIG surprise email and love is in the air for Aunt Diane.2022-09-0725 minThe Ryan ChroniclesPeach MargsJillian is trying to change her life and a familiar face re-emerges. Also a silly jail anecdote.2022-08-3123 minThe Ryan ChroniclesThe Pot Luck IncidentA new love interest emerges and aunt Diana has a crush.2022-08-2429 minThe Ryan ChroniclesBroke Finger MountainBryce has an illicit affair and my cheese sticks don’t quite measure up.2022-08-1721 minThe Ryan ChroniclesCode Name Marvin HaglerThe police are starting trouble and Jillian gets her hair done.2022-08-1025 minThe Ryan ChroniclesThe Summer LeagueAn Email from the comish and Jillian’s in a whole world of trouble.2022-08-0320 minThe Ryan ChroniclesTrailer2022-07-2900 minThe Ryan ChroniclesJillian Might Have A PorcupineJillian messes up bad. Dinkles messes up bad to but not as bad as Jillian.2022-07-2724 minThe Ryan ChroniclesClowns To The Left Of MeThe lawyers are out to get me and creepy things are afoot.2022-07-2022 minThe Ryan ChroniclesTricked Out Chevy Luvs and Black Market BabiesJillian can’t find her figurine and my new monster manual comes in.2022-07-1318 minThe Ryan ChroniclesSuspension Bridge Over Troubled WatersConsequences are possible for an incident and Jillian has a new boyfriend.2022-07-0614 minThe Ryan ChroniclesBig Ole SuzieLots of news including Giuseppe’s slanderous poster.2022-06-2920 minThe Ryan ChroniclesSafety ScissorsBryce does something sweet and I see something in jail that would break the common man.2022-06-2220 minThe Ryan ChroniclesA Loving Tribute.The Schwartz are laid to rest with one final tribute.2022-06-1519 minThe Ryan ChroniclesFresh FishJail ain’t easy.2022-06-0818 minThe Ryan ChroniclesRyan’s Audition For High School Graduation Keynote SpeakerI give a motivational speech and there are changes coming.2022-06-0121 minThe Ryan ChroniclesAbandonment IssuesThings heat up and I do not fit in a baby abandonment box at the fire station.2022-05-2614 minThe Ryan ChroniclesOrgysus ChristChevy luvs and indecent proposals.2022-05-2320 minThe Ryan ChroniclesThe Scottsdale SkedaddleI get a job and I look at a new truck.2022-05-1919 minThe Ryan ChroniclesElection FraudTreachery abounds as an Election Day thriller unfolds before our very ears.2022-05-1620 minThe Ryan ChroniclesHeel TurnSome very big news and and unlikely alliance may be taking shape.2022-05-1219 minThe Ryan ChroniclesMothers DayMama gets a gift and I review and product any mother would love.2022-05-0918 minThe Ryan ChroniclesAsian FusionKarate and Asian Fusion.2022-05-0520 minThe Ryan ChroniclesTwisted SisterRyan’s product review2022-05-0216 minThe Ryan ChroniclesGED Is The Degree For MeMama purchased me a puzzle.2022-04-2816 minThe Ryan ChroniclesFart Mask TechTroubles with the police and some squatching backlash.2022-04-2512 minThe Ryan ChroniclesHigh Five The One Armed BanditJillian teaches me about the Artemis program, Charity reaches out and I hit the big money in Hoboken.2022-04-2112 minThe Ryan ChroniclesThe Pipe OrganistMe and mama get some culture2022-04-1817 minThe Ryan ChroniclesLast Will and TestamentBad news and storms2022-04-1413 minThe Ryan ChroniclesAunt Diana misses me and Jillian pops a squatchI head to the woods with Bryce2022-04-1114 minThe Ryan ChroniclesBuffalo RanchMy identity is stolen and mama allegedly has dementia2022-04-0712 minThe Ryan ChroniclesChristian MingleLetters and mom2022-04-0413 minThe Ryan ChroniclesThe Next OneMore fan mail and some backgammon talk.2022-03-3113 minThe Ryan Chroniclesthe pilotI cover some fan mail and tell stories that are just delightful.2022-03-2811 min