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Critical Wade Theory🎃 CWT566: How to Enjoy 'Halloween: Resurrection' (2002) w/Guest Ryan WainioMy brother Ryan joins me to discuss ways to better enjoy the much-maligned "Halloween: Resurrection." In the process, we also discuss plot holes in horror, multiverses, the iffy nature of Freddy and Pennywise's powers, gasoline in The Walking Dead, and the importance of suspension of disbelief.
2025-11-0139 min
The Upside Down Dirty PodcastDoes Anybody Really Know What Not Worth My Time It Is?UDDP Episode #11! My friend Heather returns and is joined by her husband, Tony. Tony is an amazing guitarist who has played with Suzy Bogguss, Jo Dee Messina, Wynonna Judd, The Wreckers, LeAnn Rimes, Gretchen Wilson, Peter Cetera and is currently playing with Chicago. We talk about dogs, cats, covid, neighbors with old timey kid's names, how NOT to be a high school band director, first albums acquired, Buddy Holly & Tommy Allsup, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, and more! Plus UDDP Hall of Fame nominations and a random Wikipedia article about Sifis Valirakis.
Thank you and please rate and...
2024-02-161h 25
Critical Wade TheoryCWT257: Tales from the Crypt REVIEW: 'The Man Who Was Death' (w/guest Ryan Wainio)I got my brother on to chat about the classic series premiere of Tales from the Crypt, titled "The Man Who Was Death." The episode is an electrifying good time! (Hopefully the podcast episode is, too.)
2024-01-1232 min
The Upside Down Dirty PodcastThe Nair Scare of 1991Episode 10! Chris Sorrentino and John Szeluga, the hosts of the now retired Super Live Adventure Podcast return for the filthiest episode yet! We talk about Rytoberfest, John subs at a haunted house, The Fly and David Cronenberg, Beetlejuice #2, John's vasectomy, my vasectomy poem, stepping in pet excretions, a Back to the Future remake, early experiences with porn, tattoos, messing with people, and more! Plus a Frosty the Snowman outtake, a new secret word and I share a random Wikipedia article.
Chris is an amazing artist, jug band member (The Wahoo
Skiffle Crazies) and John Belushi cosplayer. John is a c...
2023-12-141h 51
The Upside Down Dirty Podcast(9) Silver Spoons, Chickens and BridgesMy friend Heather is back for Episode 9! I share an entry from my grandma's 1979 diary about my Silver Spoon gift as an infant, we discuss a recent comedy show, doing local comedy shows, Heather's 6 year wedding anniversary, our birthdays, Gulf Shores, sharks, the Natchez Trace Bridge, Celebrity lookalikes, heckling Billy Corgan, Christopher Walken, pottying dogs, chickens, neighbors, No Man's Sky, Bird Scooters, My mom's neighbor dating John Schneider from the Dukes of Hazzard (?), Nickelodeon Shows, the Talkin' Pee Wee Herman doll and more!
Also the secret word, an idea to get rid of unwanted junk and nominations...
2023-11-091h 50
The Upside Down Dirty PodcastHoly Sh#!t! A Talking Bird!UDDP Episode 8, Part 2! The Rosie Perez Fan Club's first episode continues as Clayton, Jeremy and I read more jokes, talk a little about watch crimes, then I share some greeting cards from my dad. We also nominate new things to the UDDP Hall of Fame, and talk about Magic Darts (NES game).
Email me at uddpod@gmail.com
Thank you, please rate and review. Lastly, always be kind.
Thanks to Zencastr, Spotify
for Podcaster, Uppbeat, FoolBoyMedia and Freesound. The end of the episode song
is "We Will All Go Together When We Go"...
2023-10-1358 min
The Upside Down Dirty PodcastMonster on a TricyclePart one of Episode 8 of the UDDP! First off, I address an issue I have with Wheel of Fortune Andy Rooney style (worst sexual position ever), My friends Clayton AND Jeremy join me as we talk about My Little Pony, Clayton's Benson podcast, flat tires, the Purina Incredible Dog Challenge, Father's Day (which tells you how long ago this was recorded), a softcore porn called Hard Hunted, Rosie Perez, cats, history teachers say the darndest things, Ashton Kutcher in Ishpeming(?), Shrinking, Ted McGinley, Married with Children, Clayton tests Atta Boy Diapers, urinary accidents, and then we begin reading jokes...
2023-09-221h 10
The Upside Down Dirty PodcastThe Whitest Thing You've Ever SeenPart 4: The Final Chapter (without Jason Voorhees or Crispin Glover's sweet, sweet moves)! My Texas friend Imelda and I finish sharing our top 25 favorite songs. We also talk about a songwriter that disappeared without a trace, The Jolly Green Giant song, the 1995 miniseries, "The History of Rock 'N' Roll," Pat Boone's version of Tutti Frutti, an ad for the KalamaZOO and more! Email the podcast at uddpod@gmail.com
Look for the next episode eventually!
Here is the Spotify playlist I created with all but one of our 50 songs.
https://open.spotify.com...
2023-08-251h 09
The Upside Down Dirty PodcastBrian Williams Was in The Beach BoysPART THREE of episode 7! My Texas friend Imelda and I continue to share & talk about our top 25 favorite songs. We also talk about a little different angle for an obituary, the attempted murder of Tom Petty, Beavis and Butthead, and more! Stay tuned for part four, the final chapter (like Friday the 13th Part 4). Email the podcast at uddpod@gmail.com
Here are the songs we talked about in PART TWO. Check them out!
Two of Us - The Beatles
It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding) - Bob Dylan
Red Red Wine - UB40
From a...
2023-08-091h 09
The Upside Down Dirty PodcastHe Does Not Look Like E.T.PART TWO of episode 7 of The Upside Down Dirty Podcast. My Texas friend Imelda and I continue to share our top 25 favorite songs. Part three will be coming soon! Email the podcast at uddpod@gmail.com
THIS EPISODE IS DEDICATED TO RANDY MEISNER (RIP).
Here are the songs we talked about in part one. Check them out!
Three Days - Jane's Addiction
Break My Stride - Matthew Wilder
The Sad Cafe - The Eagles
Oh How Happy - Shades of Blue
Within You Without You - The Beatles
Open Your Heart - Madonna
Thank you...
2023-07-301h 01
The Upside Down Dirty PodcastWait a Minute, My Wife is Related to Patsy Cline...This is PART ONE of episode 7 of the Upside Down Dirty Podcast. My Texas friend Imelda joins me to go through and talk about our top 25 favorite songs. These are songs that we personally enjoy listening to. :) Also: Workplace Razzies, I get "recognized," my funeral songs and obituary, Finland Calling, a fling with a karaoke girl, a practiced dance with a twirl, a yeast infection and of course a new secret word.
Email me comments and questions at uddpod@gmail.com
Thank you and please rate and review! Lastly, always be kind. :)
Thanks to...
2023-07-181h 27
The Upside Down Dirty PodcastOnce in a Blue StreakEpisode 6 of the Upside Down Dirty Podcast! My friend Heather (He-at-her) is back to talk about: Neighbors, cats, dogs, CVS, doctors, a one day business, sensory issues, copycat vacuuming, Gabrielle Douglas, eye exams, exploding head syndrome, made up elementary school games, impersonating a celebrity, a Superior joke, improv comedy, Chicago fan club, coincidences and we nominate two more things to the UDDP Hall of Fame. Does Heather say the secret word? Find out!
Thank you and please rate and review! Lastly, always be
kind. :)
Thanks to Zencastr, Anchor, Uppbeat and Freesound
The end of the ep...
2023-06-292h 18
Critical Wade TheoryCWT220: [w/guest Ryan Wainio] Swiss Family Robinson (1960) MOVIE DISCUSSIONMy brother Ryan and I discuss Swiss Family Robinson. I also mention Ted Kaczynski here, not knowing he would die a few days later. Oddly enough, I decided to wait until June 10th to publish this episode, because it's the birthday of two of the film's stars (Kevin Corcoran, Sessue Hayakawa), and also now the day the Unabomber died.
The coincidence, in case you need it absolutely spelled out: I talk about the Unabomber pretty randomly in this episode, and he died on the birthday of two of the film's stars. Weird coincidence, right?
2023-06-1139 min
Critical Wade TheoryCWT #191: Coke Can Bear?! - w/guest Ryan Wainio [Topics: Willard (2003), Freddy Krueger, Uncle Buck, etc.]I talk with my brother Ryan about horror movies and stuff, including Willard, Freddy Krueger, and Uncle Buck. I also accidentally create the "Coke Can Bear".
And yeah, I realize some might go after me for calling Joe Rogan a "bodybuilder" here rather than a UFC guy, but whatever. The point is, he is a tough-guy type. Whatever.
2023-03-1437 min
The Upside Down Dirty PodcastSwinger Bat SignalEpisode 5 of The Upside Down Dirty Podcast! This episode: Roscoe GPS Coltrane. My friend Clayton (host of The Watchdog podcast) returns to talk about a GPS glitch, Swingers and their Adirondack Chairs, podcast pity listening, stealing food, 60 day juice fasts, Moroccan Lettuce, Himalayan pink salt, my dad's Smurf blanket, drunk dad bingo, a hip slogan Clayton came up with, plus Hall of Fame nominations and does Clayton say this episode's secret word? Listen to find out.
Thanks to Zencastr, Anchor, Uppbeat and Freesound https://freesound.org/s/120776/
The end of the episode song is "We Will...
2023-02-211h 18
The Upside Down Dirty PodcastSupermarket Smash!Episode 4 of The Upside Down Dirty Podcast. In this super sized episode I talk with Chris Sorrentino and John Szeluga, the hosts of my favorite podcast, The Super Live Adventure Podcast! Go to superliveadventure.com or look them up on whatever you use to listen to podcasts. Chris is an amazing artist, jug band member (The Wahoo Skiffle Crazies) and John Belushi cosplayer. John is a comedian and comedy writer/producer for Tru TV's Impractical Jokers.
In this episode we get truly upside down dirty as we talk about Polka music, Chris's birthday chili dog & beef bourguignon, lame...
2023-01-182h 02
The Upside Down Dirty PodcastI'm Mark Abraham!UDDP Episode 3! I find my old See 'N Say, then I talk with my friend Jeremy. I share some words I know in Ojibwa and then we talk about: whippet babies, Buffalo Tom's Chinese Restaurant, The Rosie Perez Fan Club, a game called "Dom DeLuise," the Weird Al documentary, a song to ward off an animal attack, high school plays, dancing differently to the Macarena and Super Mario Bros. 2.
Also, some more advice from a famous person from beyond the grave.
Thank you and please rate and review! Lastly, always be kind. :)
Thanks to Zen...
2023-01-041h 30
The Upside Down Dirty PodcastBebop TownMy friend Heather joins me for the second episode of The Upside Down Dirty Podcast (UDDP). We talk about Nashville, mullets, a weird massage, how people say pop/soda/Coke in different places, pets, George Foreman (and the grill), ICP and more.
I also suffer through reading some terrible ads, contact a famous spirit with a Ouija board and share my relaxation/mind therapy technique for women.
Thank you and please rate and review! Lastly, always be kind. :)
For Honeybee, Butternut and Neko!
Thanks to Zencastr, Anchor, Uppbeat and Freesound https://frees...
2022-12-201h 35
The Upside Down Dirty PodcastIf You're Anything Like Us, You Love Jordache!The first episode of The Upside Down Dirty Podcast! I talk with my friend Clayton about how this is NOT a Stranger Things porn podcast, how we met, a super hero we made up (Earman), John McGiver, the changing interests of Nursing home residents, My grandma and Kid Rock, watches, Derek the hired assassin deer, Door Dashing, Jordache, autograph authenticators and more. I'm still trying to learn all of the editing and stuff, so it may take a while to get the audio levels right and whatnot. This episode was recorded in March, and here it's bloody December. I hope...
2022-12-091h 19
The Upside Down Dirty PodcastThe Upside Down Dirty Podcast TrailerThis is the trailer for my podcast, The Upside Down Dirty Podcast. This adds to the already 50 million other podcasts ~Ryan
2022-12-0801 min
Critical Wade TheoryHalloween Special '22, w/guest Ryan Wainio (Topics: Halloween Ends/ our cousin Dale's Dahmer encounter?!)I talk to my brother Ryan about Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3, Friday the 13th Pt. 7, Halloween Ends, our cousin Dale's fiendish horror-themed pranks, and our cousin Dale's encounter with Jeffrey Dahmer (NOTE: For skeptics on that claim, I get it. Still, there's one simple reason I kinda believe my cousin: He actually grew up in the West Allis/Milwaukee area!)
2022-10-2631 min
Objection to the FormThe Value of Insuring the PastIn this episode of Objection to the Form Gates Grainger and Ryan Wainio from Investors Title Insurance Company discuss the importance of title insurance with Justin Humphries. Hidden liens, forgery, errors in legal description, and mistakes in prior deeds are just a few of the topics explored. Listen in to find out why every homeowner should care about their coverage!
2021-03-1637 min