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If It Scares YouS1E3 | "Caught In a Web"EPISODE 3 “Caught in a Web,” - Shelley is ecstatic to have been invited to new student Sonia’s house for a sleepover. This could finally be her new opportunity to make new friends! Her dream evening takes a turn, however, when she discovers that the host is actually a spider-like creature looking to use the girls as food for her family. Can Shelley find out how to escape before her and the other guests become Sonia’s next midnight snack?
Written by Garrett Ryan. Produced by Jonah Leisure, Garrett Ryan, and Andrew Yoder. Music theme by Bobby Ryan. Gu...2022-08-1217 min
Talking League - NRL Fantasy PodcastRound 22 burning issues and all your questions answeredNew podcast episode is out now and we chat all the NRL Fantasy burning issues from round 21 and we rip through all your questions from social media. Burning questions1. Who is the more urgent trade out of Angus Crichton and Jason Taumalolo? And good replacements for the pair?2. Thoughts and projections on Joey Lussick?3. Who will score more on the run home Latrell Mitches vs James Tedesco?4. Who presents best value Kalyn Ponga $590k vs Ryan Papenhuyzen $538k vs Val Holmes $532k5. Who presents...2021-08-1059 min
This Past Weekend w/ Theo VonNocturnal Emissions | This Past Weekend #127Back from not being well. Following up on commitment, talking Nick Saban, and taking a call from my brother. Support Our Sponsors BetterHelp Professional & Affordable Online Counseling http://betterhelp.com/theo SaneBox http://www.sanebox.com/theo Free 2 Week Trial Grey Block Pizza http://bit.ly/GreyBlock Music “Smoky Little Beat” - Jameson Flood http://instagram.com/jameson_flood Submit a video question on LiveRaise’s Fan Line: http://bit.ly/Theo_FanLine Theo Von/This Past Weekend Patreon: http://bit.ly/TheoVon_Patreon Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theovon/ https://www.instagram.com/thispastweekend_/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheoVon Facebo...2018-09-031h 30
We Watch So You Don't Have To!EP33 - Zoolander 2The sucky sequel strikes again! The original Zoolander was laugh-out-loud funny and had a coherent plot, albeit an absurd one. Zoolander 2 has none of those things. Even achieving the all-time highest recorded SSCPMM (Star-Studded Cameos Per Movie Minute) doesn't help save this cinematic sinking ship. Speaking of light-hearted stuff like ships sinking, this movie kicks off with a building collapse resulting in numerous deaths, a murder by semi-automatic machine gun and eventually works in a child sacrifice ritual and a fun visit to the burn ward. LOL! Comedy. Join us as we discuss the clear overreach in jurisdiction by Interpol's...2017-08-0138 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP32 - GoobyGooby is by far the most nonsensical movie this podcast has ever encountered. This 2009 Canadian motion picture is about a boy named Willy (slang for "weiner") who suffers from hallucinations, looks exactly like Winona Ryder, has parents who clearly despise him, and has a not-so-imaginary friend in the form of a seriously grotesque, frumpy giant bear-thing. And that's just the tip of the iceberg! So hop in your space kart, cancel your Baltimore business trip, and grab a handful of Canadian cookies as we try to make sense of this absolute mess of a movie.2017-07-0745 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP31 - Speed 2: Cruise ControlThat's right! Speed 2. As in the sequel to the 1994 mega-hit Speed. This sequel has all the key ingredients of the original except instead of focusing on a bus that's forced to move fast or else it'll explode, this movie takes place on a cruise ship that's NOT rigged to blow and that moves very, very, very slow...and even comes to a complete stop! Oh, and Keanu Reeves isn't in it. But other than that, it's exactly like the original that you know and love. Join us as we try to unravel the logistics of contracting copper poisoning from computer...2017-06-1942 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP30 - The Best Of: Volume 1WWSYDHT presents a very special "Best Of" compilation! Join us for bad movie highlights across space and time. From prehistoric film flops of Flintstones: Viva Rock Vegas to the slapstick 60's of Grease 2, all the way into the lackluster space age future of Pluto Nash and many, many more. Twenty-nine times we've watched so that you don't have to, so settle in for just a few of our favorite moments so far!2017-05-2036 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP29 - The Fox and the Hound 2Bust out the kleenexes cause this episode we're watching the second installment of the childhood tearjerker The Fox and the Hound! Tune in as we solve the mystery of where puppies come from, hypothesize about Copper and Tod's lost teenage years, and expand the listener's horizons with a little lesson on the lesser-known "midquel." Plus there's plenty of G-rated rump-shaking and oh so many country songs to share.2017-04-1747 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP28 - The Ridiculous 6Adam Sandler fulfills a childhood dream by playing Cowboys and Indians with his pals and manages to offend everyone along the way! It's the Netflix-only release of the "comedy" western The Ridiculous 6! Tune in as we hatch a plot to get into the Happy Madison movie-making party gang, reveal what all the actresses Adam Sandler casts in his movies have in common, and decide once and for all whether we're Team Edward or Team Jacob.2017-03-2142 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP27 - Now You See Me 2What’s more badass than a biker gang, cooler than a rock star and sexier than a supermodel? A magician, duh! At least that’s what the Now You See Me franchise seems to believe. Join us as we debunk this dumbfounding sequel filled with illogical plot twists and unbelievable “magical” stunts. Tune in to find out how long Mark Ruffalo’s dad can hold his breath underwater, why Harry Potter looks so damn tired in this movie and learn how to crack an FBI case using pigeon facial recognition.2017-02-2244 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP26 - SkiptraceHey look at that! It’s a movie on Netflix starring Jackie Chan and Johnny Knoxville. And it’s new. That could be good. Or at least funny! WRONG. Trust us. We watched so you don’t have to! Skiptrace is like Rush Hour. Except swap comic relief police officer Chris Tucker for a not quite likable cowboy, gambler, grifter played by Johnny Knoxville. And then water down all the cool action scenes. And remove the funny parts. And make the plot incomprehensible. That’s Skiptrace! Tune in to find out just how wacky and messed up this movie really is. Plus...2017-01-2434 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP25 - DreamcatcherHow do you take a horror novel from the genre’s preeminent author and turn it into an accidental comedy? Dreamcatcher, that’s how! This 2003 movie based on the 2001 Stephen King novel of the same name is one weird, wild ride. Join us as we try to piece together the individual life cycles of an alien race and attempt to decode the movie’s secret made up language that includes slang terms like clinker, thumper, fuckaroo, jobba-nobba, SSDD and so many other interesting gems. Oh and we end up having to talk about poop monsters quite a bit. We promise it was...2017-01-1227 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP24 - Suicide SquadEarth is threatened. The head of a powerful agency must assemble a rag-tag team of unlikely heroes to save the world from...an asteroid. Wait no, that's Armageddon. In Suicide Squad they need to save the world from an ancient Egyptian undead mummy, not an asteroid. But the rest is the same. Join us as we recount the wacky one-liners, analyze whether all these villains are additive or even necessary to complete the mission and uncover the startling revelation that this same plot played out in the 1998 mega motion picture, Armageddon. You'll laugh like Jared Leto's Joker. You'll cry like...2016-12-2740 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP23 - Santa with Muscles'Tis the season...for Santa to literally kick some ass! This week we watched Santa with Muscles starring wrestling legend/thespian laughingstock Hulk Hogan. This movie is your traditional Christmas tale of a psychotic, millionaire bodybuilder who gets amnesia, thinks he's Santa Claus and fist fights evil scientists in search of magic underground crystals. Seriously. That's the movie. Join us as we discuss the pros and cons of amnesia, contemplate the appropriate food to serve at an orphanage and battle the elements as we record from a brand new location for the very first time!2016-12-2044 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP22 - WaterworldWe watched Waterworld starring the man, the myth, the mutant...Kevin Costner. Speaking of Kevin Costner, in this movie he has webbed feet, wears seashell earrings, beats women with oars, throws children overboard AND drinks his own pee. And yet, he's the film's hero. Suffice to say things get a little weird in Waterworld. Join us as we discuss the mysteries of SPAM, the merits of maps in tattoo form, an unscientific take on the science of atmospheric temperature at altitude and of course, the dynamics of drinking your own urine.2016-12-0936 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP21 - GlitterThis episode brought to you by Goldschlager. Goldschlager: the only alcoholic beverage with real bits of glitter in it. Mmm mmm good. Glitter the movie stars Mariah Carey and features an almost non-existent plot. In fact, our favorite part of this movie is the editing and the transitions between scenes. That's how bad it is. And yet, with so little to work with, we've still managed to deliver an out of this world episode. Tune in as we discuss utterly unrealistic nightclub interactions, the not so subtle differences between glitter and confetti, and stumble into an absolutely jaw-dropping pop music...2016-11-1738 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP20 - I Know Who Killed MeWe've got a horrible horror movie just in time for Halloween! Lindsay Lohan stars as a sweet, smart, talented, good girl on her way to Yale in the Fall. Or, is she actually a fiery, chain smoking, gives no fucks, down on her luck stripper? Join us as we try to make sense of this mess of a movie. Oh and there's an in-podcast drinking game inspired by the movie, plus some character improvisation that brings to light some truly startling revelations!2016-10-2536 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP19 - CellWe're THRILLED to present Episode 19 - Cell, the brand new "thriller" that went straight to Video on Demand. Imagine a world where everyone turns into zombies when they talk on their cell phones. That's Cell. See, it's sort of a metaphor for how constant connectivity in the modern age is turning people into figurative zombies. Liiiiiiiikke whhhooooooaaaaa....right? Good thing mega stars Samuel L. Jackson and John Cusack are here to save the day! Tune in as we reveal the movie's most popular line of dialogue (spoiler alert - it's "Yeah") and get into character to improv a scene that...2016-09-3034 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP18 - Kangaroo JackPut another shrimp on the barbie cause we've got a bloody bonzer episode for you blokes. This week we watched the 2003 dud Kangaroo Jack, starring several actors you'll probably recognize but wouldn't be able to name! Oh and also Christopher Walken. Join us as we discuss this family friendly romp of a comedy that features mafia hits, burglary, grand theft auto, the near drowning of a child, and non-stop cruelty to Australia's national animal!2016-09-1237 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP17 - Nine LivesUh oh. Andrew and Ryan drink a box of wine and things get a bit tense. Reminiscent of the time in Episode 6 when Andrew threatened to start his own podcast, only this time it's Ryan who's had enough. But fear not! There are still plenty of laughs including some impromptu beat poetry, a plethora of pet puns and deep thoughts on life as a cat. Join us as we discuss this absolutely mind-boggling new film starring Kevin Spacey, Christopher Walken and Jennifer Garner. WWSYDHT presents Nine Lives!2016-08-2628 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP16 - Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2Wow. Where do we even begin? Jon Voight delivers a truly cringe-worthy performance as a baby-hating villain whose faux-German accent provides plenty of unintended entertainment. There's scene after eye roll-inducing scene where karate-fighting kids take down hapless henchmen. Plus, you've got cameos by Whoopi Goldberg, George Bush, and a star-studded, chart-topping boy band...you'll just have to listen to the podcast to find out who! Trust me. You do not want to miss this episode of We Watch So You Don't Have To!2016-08-1237 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP15 - Independence Day: ResurgenceWe're all fired up and the f-bombs are flying because this movie is pure cookie-cutter, copycat, mindless sequel, crap. It's got Bill Pullman. It's got Jeff Goldblum. It's got a Hemsworth brother. It even stars Will Smith's son (in the movie - I ain't talkin bout the rich one). But none of that can save this doomed doomsday flick. Tune in to find out what the critics already tried to warn you about...this movie is truly We Watch, So You Don't Have To!2016-07-0955 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP14 - CrossroadsMeet us at the Crossroads for Episode 14 where we dive into the 2002 "film" starring THE Britney Spears. It's the classic tale of three high school girls who used to be friends, but aren't anymore, spontaneously going on a road trip across the country with a man they don't know. There's singing into silverware. There's simple-minded Southerners. There's a shitty, sad Dan Akroyd. There's sexual tension and actual sex. This episode has it all!2016-07-0243 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP13 - Grease 2WWSYDHT reminds you that it's not just new movies you should avoid. Even the 80's had its low points. Like Grease 2! The unnecessary sequel that swaps John Travolta for a British exchange student who has to battle a SUPER lame T-Bird "gang" to win the heart of bad-boy biker loving Michelle Pfeiffer. There's choreographed bowling alley dance parties. There's morally questionable sexual advances. There's a climax building school-wide talent show. What more could you ask for in a belly flopping sequel?2016-06-2446 min
How to Stream Full Audiobook in Teens, Ages 11-13Ghost Boy, Volume 1 by Terrence Alexander | Free AudiobookListen to full audiobooks for free on :https://hotaudiobook.com/freeTitle: Ghost Boy, Volume 1
Author: Terrence Alexander, Micah Harris, Andrew Salmon
Narrator: Roger Price
Format: Unabridged
Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
Language: English
Release date: 06-22-16
Publisher: RadioArchives.com
Genres: Teens, Ages 11-13
Summary:
"LOST" COMIC HERO REVIVED
During the 1960s America was locked in a tense Cold War with the Soviet Union, Ian Fleming's James Bond unleashed a spy craze and the Beatles swept across American shores with their version of new Pop - Rock and Roll. Meanwhile American comics had entered into the Silver Age with the birth...2016-06-228h 08We Watch So You Don't Have To!EP12 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the ShadowsThe ninja turtles are back! But not like you remember them. That's because these turtles are hideous CGI monsters with ill-fitting voice-overs and the character depth of a drooling dog pack. In short, we had a wonderful time going to the theaters to watch the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, Out of the Shadows! All TWO HOURS of it! Don't make the same mistake we did. We watched so you don't have to.2016-06-1946 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP11 - The Flintstones in Viva Rock VegasWe had a gay old time for WWSYDHT Episode 11! That's because we watched the sequel/prequel The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas! We discuss the movie's clear appeal to kids everywhere (gambling, addiction, mating rituals, mega-sized martinis...what more could a kid want?), and also cover theories about the impact of gravity in prehistoric times and carefully select the actors who would make the cut for our all-star Flintstones cast. And Andrew reveals a major theory that could sink the entire Flintstones movie franchise!! You're "saur" to have a rockin good time with this dino-mite episode.2016-05-2946 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP10 - Movie 43Warning! Aviso! NSFW! Keep out! You've been warned. This episode touches on every vile, sick out, potty humor based, taboo subject known to modern man. But don't blame us. Blame the movie. Move 43 goes there so we had to go there too. Luckily we had two special guests join us this episode to help carry the load! If you want to know what happens in this cameo filled, raunchy joke fest...you're just going to have to tune in.2016-05-2953 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP9 - DollsThe lights are turned down low and nerves are high for our firsthorror movie, the 1987 stinker Dolls.But don't let the title fool you! This flick has killer dolls,killer bears and even some killer aliens. There's no telling whatlies around the next corner and this episode of the podcast is thesame way.So click on the nightlight, throw the covers over your head andget ready for this extra spooky episode of WWSYDHT.And thank you to fan Brad James for recommending Dolls! tags: podcast, comedy, dolls, 1987, awful, movie, awful movie,bad, movie, bad movie, movie review, review, awful movie r...2016-05-0326 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!Bonus Episode - Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of JusticeWWSYDHT goes to the movies in this special bonus episode!
The internet is abuzz with disappointment about this new superhero flick. As much as we didn't want to suffer through the movie or pay for theater tickets, we owe it to the listeners to watch so they don't have to. If you're looking for a BvS review from two guys who know very little about comics but a whole lot about bad movies then you've come to the right place!
tags: podcast, comedy, batman, vs, superman, dawn, of, justice, batman vs superman, batman v superman, dawn of justice, ben affleck, a...2016-04-2348 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP8 - The Adventures of Pluto NashThis adventure is out of this world! Or more precisely, on the moon.
Picture the year 2087. Man has colonized the moon. And invented unimpressive robots, slightly hovering cars, moon casinos, moon dive bars, and even pizza dispensers! The future is unintentionally lackluster in this sci-fi "comedy" starring Eddie Murphy, Rosario Dawson, and Randy Quaid.
Join us as we dissect one of the most universally under-performing films of all time.
tags: podcast, comedy, adventures, of, pluto, nash, pluto nash, the adventures of pluto nash, eddie, murphy, eddie murphy, awful, movie, awful movie, bad, movie, bad movie, movie review, review, awful movie rev...2016-03-281h 10We Watch So You Don't Have To!EP7 - TrespassHow the heck did we make it SIX whole episodes without doing a Nicolas Cage movie? Well that changes today, as WWSYDHT presents Episode 7 - Trespass!
This flick stars the aforementioned Nic Cage, plus mega-star Nicole Kidman and a band of bumbling thieves. Can super cool diamond dealer Cage outsmart the robbers that break into his home and hold his family hostage? Or will he lose the diamonds AND his leverage?
Tune in as we break down some truly strange voice acting, contemplate the purpose of bedroom doors that only lock from the outside, and do a play-by-play of the m...2016-03-211h 00We Watch So You Don't Have To!EP6 - Son of the MaskIs this the best episode Andrew and Ryan have ever recorded? They sure think so. In fact, they predict that years from now, this will be the anchor track for a Greatest Hits album. It's that good.
You've got big stars - like Jamie Kennedy! And possibly maybe even Kristen Wiig! And don't forget the zany animated pets and kids getting into Looney Toons-like shenanigans. It all adds up to a roller coaster of an episode filled with shouting and whispering, believing and disbelieving. Andrew even threatens to start his own podcast. Is this the best and last episode of...2016-03-1653 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP5 - Bad JohnsonThis one is a doozy. Put the kids to bed and tell grandma to cover her ears.
In their defense, Ryan and Andrew set out to watch a different movie but ran into some technical issues...sound familiar? In a state of exhaustion and frustration, they found Bad Johnson - a movie about a man whose penis magically detaches from him and takes on human form. If you've been waiting for an episode where Ryan and Andrew have to continuously refer to male genitalia to describe the plot of this movie, then congrats! This is the one for you.
Oh...2016-03-1035 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP4 - CatwomanUh-oh! Ryan and Andrew ran into some technical snags that delayed recording of this episode until late into the night. The end result is a whiskey-fueled, madcap analysis of the hilarious blockbuster Catwoman. This movie is packed with huge stars, CGI cats, and oh so many cat puns. I know, how can it not be a hit?
Tune in as we dissect every jaw dropping moment and contemplate the feline flick's feminism undertones. And the basketball scene! Oh the basketball scene. Trust us, you do not want to miss this edition of WWSYDHT!
tags: catwoman, bad, comedy, halle, berry, movie, movie...2016-03-041h 06We Watch So You Don't Have To!EP3 - American Psycho 2Raise your hand if you like Mila Kunis… yeah you do. Raise your hand if you like William Shatner… who doesn’t! Raise your hand if you like Morgan Freeman… no brainer. Well what if I told you that all three of those talented people worked together on this movie and still weren’t able to make it watchable. But don’t worry, we watched so you don’t have to! Tune into this episode of the podcast to hear all about Mila Kunis as a totally believable serial killer, William Shatner portraying a pervy, horndog college professor and the directing tale...2016-03-021h 02We Watch So You Don't Have To!EP2 - Star Wars Holiday SpecialFor our second episode we watched the 1978 CBS TV event the "Star Wars Holiday Special" and boy is it a doozy. Tune in to try and make sense of this extremely bizarre, almost forgotten journey into the Star Wars universe. We'll tackle questions like what's Chewbacca doing when he's not at home, what's really going on with the shopkeeper and what's the deal with that sex machine that was gifted to Chewbacca's dad Lumpy.....errr Itchy. Yeah Itchy.
tags: bad, comedy, star, wars, holiday, special, 1978, movies, podcast, awful, hilarious, films, star wars, star wars holiday, lumpy, itchy, chewbacca, worst, film, spec2016-02-2555 minWe Watch So You Don't Have To!EP1 - Inspector Gadget 2We kick things off by discussing the wildly popular, straight-to-video sequel Inspector Gadget 2. Take the nostalgic cartoon from your childhood, add French Stewart as the leading man and sprinkle in some low budget special effects and you've got yourself one wild ride. Enjoy!
tags: 2, bad, comedy, gadget, inspector, movies, podcast, awful, hilarious, films2016-02-1839 min