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Shlompitude Nation Tourist BoardSnacks in Shlompitude Nation - Epidode 4HSNTB excerpts about Bombay mix
2021-01-1302 min2020-03-1801 minShlompitude Nation Tourist BoardHarpischordogramopher 15,000 - Episode 3QListen to this, if you dare! (Nothing scary)
2020-03-1702 min2020-03-1603 min2020-03-1401 min2020-03-1102 min2020-03-0901 min2020-03-0800 min2020-03-0701 minShlompitude Nation Tourist BoardNews and Weather - Episode 3JWhat's on the New's today, and the Weathe'r.
2020-03-0601 min2020-03-0502 minShlompitude Nation Tourist BoardGeological features of Shlompitude Nation - Episode 3HDeserts, jungles, rocks and all sorts to be seen, son.
2020-03-0402 minShlompitude Nation Tourist BoardAmazing facts aboyt... - Episode 3GLots of facts, inclyoyding: currency, loyt, planets.
2020-03-0302 min2020-03-0201 min2020-03-0101 min2020-02-2901 minShlompitude Nation Tourist BoardShlompitude Nation: A History Written By Jimminy Glynn - Episode 3CGood book this
2020-02-2801 min2020-02-2700 min2020-02-2601 min2019-11-3000 min2019-10-2901 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#121 The Bi-Annual Jimminy Glinn ProcessionJust as it says on the tin. Oh, did I nay mention ye can also buy a tin with The Bi-Annual Jimminy Glinn Procession written upon't? Nay, I suppoyse Ich did nay - unless Ich did, in which case please accept this tinned apology.
2019-10-2800 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#120 Smithins On The River PlumjThere's so much to see! The beach, etc.
2019-10-2501 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#119 500 Ways To Remove A Stain1. Remove it, 2. Listen to this Podcast, 3. Why am I listing it here?
2019-10-2401 min2019-10-2202 min2019-10-2100 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#116 Oar GunI think that's how ye spell it, never played one mesen soy I do nay knoy cos I am an pidiot.
2019-10-1801 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#115 It's CookingtimeIf you're ever stuck for a recipe for Tomato Soyp, look noy further.
2019-10-1701 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#114 Business Up-DateKeep up to date with all the business occuring around Business this day.
2019-10-1602 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#113 Up Close And PersonalThe long-running spin off of the Employment and Human Resources TV programme, Up Close And Personnel, Up Close And Personal took more of an Arts and Culture bent. Listen oyt for the Prizewinner.
2019-10-1501 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#112 FMRadioys have existed since the invention of the radioy. And what an invention they were! The first radioy was invented in the morning (AM), and the second was in the interim period between morning and evening (FM).
2019-10-1400 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board[Archive] #083 An Oyd To An PidiotFrom Series 1: Sometoymes a poetry just really gets to the nub of your emotions at a certain point in toyme. Very poignant.
2019-10-1300 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board[Archive] #021 Learning Inglis - Lesson 6 - RestaurantationFrom Series 1: We are quoyte cultured in Shlompitude Nation - we even lern others' languijes. This is an exarmple lesson in Inglis, all aboyt restaurants.
2019-10-1201 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#111 Sticks / SurvivalSticks are good, probsbobsly. Have ye made a flag? Separate items.
2019-10-1101 min2019-10-1001 min2019-10-0901 min2019-10-0801 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#107 Walking On My Head (A Poem By A Youthman)Walking on my, walking on my, walking on my head.
2019-10-0700 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board[Archive] #045 Long Long Way To NitwitFrom Series 1: It is certainly a Long Long Way To Nitwit, but of course it all depends on your starting point.
2019-10-0600 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board[Archive] #074 Shlompitude Nation: A Nation Of WeathersFrom Series 1: Whether the weather be good, or whether the Shlompitude bad, the Jimminy is always Glinn, and that always means it's rainin'.
2019-10-0501 min2019-10-0401 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#105 Soynds + ExplicationsSometoyms it's difficult to hear what you've heard. Or at least, to knoy what it is that you've heard and understand why you've heard it. You've probably heard somebody say that before - though you may nay have understood what they said, or you heard (one or the other).
2019-10-0301 min2019-10-0201 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#103 Dog in the StreetIf it says "Woof!", ye must leave IMMEDIATELY.
2019-10-0101 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#102 Computers, Lesson 1Have ye ever used a computer? If nay, listen to this. Oyt of interest, hoy did ye downloyd this podcarst? Arnswers on a postcard please. (Or electronic mail.)
2019-09-3001 min
2019-09-2700 minShlompitude Nation Tourist BoardEnd Of Series OneThank ye for listening, we'll be back at some point.
2019-04-0301 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#100 One-Nundruth Episoyd SpectaculozzaMany, many bits of the podcarst fall by way-soyd (or into the actual podcarst), but sometoyms when they come together they're even better. It's called SYNERJOZZA. Probably - not actually got the knack of SYNERJOZZAs me-sen.
2019-04-0202 min2019-04-0100 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#098 It's Rainin'I often feel that it isn't the time or the place, but I never have the guts to say. I would take my hat off to this man, but it's rainin'.
2019-03-2900 min2019-03-2800 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#096 There’s Only One Person In Shlompitude Nation With The Name Of Jimminy GlinnFor, of course, there is oynly one person in the world with that name.
2019-03-2701 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#095 Argold Warbly - ‘Turning In’ & ‘Friends That Turn Into Ham’Turning In is aboyt the noyt. Is the other poym? Noy. It's aboyt hamuel.
2019-03-2601 min2019-03-2501 min2019-03-2201 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#092 Extract From A LectureThe history of Shlompitude Nation Dkr. Plenjimen.
2019-03-2101 min2019-03-2001 minShlompitude Nation Tourist BoardEmergency podcarst. Unforeseen delay.I do nay have an Klakssen soy Ich cannay ring pit to annoynce and Emergency Podcarst. There was an unforeseen/foreseen delay in podcarst delivury. Hoyp this helps in the interim.
2019-03-1803 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#090 Conversation At The Shlompitude Nation Tourist Board OfficeSaint Vincent and the Sniblen on Pigsworth, or summat.
2019-03-0801 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#089 Foyntain / MeetingA two-parter today. The first part, preceding the second part is partly aboyt a part of Shlompitude Nation, the second part is partly aboyt a party, part of which is part-amusing, part-meeting.
2019-03-0700 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#088 Chip The WhipFar be it from me to state that this is the most hip I've ever felt listening to this, but it is pretty cool. For Shlompitude Nation.
2019-03-0601 min2019-03-0501 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#086 Man On The Incorrectly Set Up Phone Line For SNTB Focus GroupTechnology. Sometime's it's fine but that's only rarely. We troyd to record a foycus groyp all aboyt this podcarst, unsuccessfully.
2019-03-0401 min2019-03-0101 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#084 Lying In Wait For Jimminy Glinn’s Surprise PartyI would nay enjoy a surproyse party - who would organise it?
2019-02-2801 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#083 An Oyd To An PidiotSometoymes a poetry just really gets to the nub of your emotions at a certain point in toyme. Very poignant.
2019-02-2700 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#082 On The TrainThe train has got to be the singlemost important thing that revolutionised the rail industry in Shlompitude Nation.
2019-02-2601 min2019-02-2501 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#080 The TwentypencepieceAh yes, a Shlompitude Nation phenomenon! Enjoy, or should I say 'Twentypence'. No, I'll stick with 'Enjoy'.
2019-02-2201 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#079 Argold Warbly - ‘Ahenobarbus’ & ‘Ignorance’Have ye ever seen a fish with a beard? Or a chicken?
2019-02-2101 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#078 The Pitywig Poy PlaceSometoymes I'm absolutely dying for a poy. I don't care where I have it, as long as I can have one. On a plate generally.
2019-02-2000 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#077 In The SeaSometimes when you tell stories you don't realise the pain they will cause.
2019-02-1900 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#076 ResponsibilityNow if you want a top hit - this has got all the trappings of any song that has ever done well. Drums, vocals, and music.
2019-02-1801 minShlompitude Nation Tourist BoardSilver Anniversury Special - Intervyoy With Jimminy Glinn Regarding The Work Of The SNTBWith a special intervyoy with Jimminy Glinn, we really understand what's going on in the world of the SNTB. A candid interview - but one which is also important for anybody interested in how tourism in Shlompitude Nation works.
2019-02-1503 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#075 Little PotsThe supermarkets sell these little pots at Xbus. A flaky, quite fragile, case with a lovely fruity skin moisturiser insoyd.
2019-02-1401 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#074 Shlompitude Nation: A Nation Of WeathersWhether the weather be good, or whether the Shlompitude bad, the Jimminy is always Glinn, and that always means it's rainin'.
2019-02-1301 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#073 The CarstleIngerliand - what a generous nation. I believe this may have been the largest carstle they ever produced (or 'prodyoyced').
2019-02-1201 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#072 Learning Inglis - Lesson 14 - VehiclementInglis is very tricky. Especially when it comes to transportationimificationsonandson.
2019-02-1101 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#071 Library - BookesYes - libraries do also have store rooms, where books are kept. Doesn't make sense to me. Isn't there enough shelving in the main open area? Odd.
2019-02-0801 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#070 Never Left Me HoymeVery difficult for those who have always lived in the same hoyse. Believe me. Not that I've got any experience of that whatsoever.
2019-02-0701 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#069 Argold Warbly - ‘Pit’, ‘Hoyse’ & ‘Once Upon A Toyme’It's a three-parter today. PIT is aboyt summat, HOYSE is longer, and OUAT is even shorter still.
2019-02-0601 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#068 Remembering Radioy StationsWOW. I mean, WOY. Who loves the radioy? Me! Ich love the radioy, especially the radio called 'LONG WAYVE' because you can't really hear it.
2019-02-0501 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#067 The Shoy - Trivia Aboyt Shlompitude NationAs an oytsoyder, ye may nay really understand Shlompitude Nation quizzes. It's perfectly natural.
2019-02-0401 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#066 The Introduction Of Nettles Into Shlompitude NationWith a title such as 'The Introduction Of Nettles Into Shlompitude Nation', you'd expect there to be more facts regarding the introduction of nettles into Shlompitude Nation. Sorry aboyt that.
2019-02-0101 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#065 Visit Shlompitude NationOne of those adverts that never really caught on, if ye would catch me drift.
2019-01-3100 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#064 Shlompitude Nation Gallery Audiogoyd - LoytA new exhibit (pronoynced: ex-hib-it) at the Shlompitude Nation Gallery. One not to be missed! If ye loyk loyt, that is. If ye do nay loyk loyt, cloyse yoy eyoes noy.
2019-01-3001 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#063 Argold Warbly - ‘The Penalty For Treason’ & ‘The Taste Of Chocolate’This is one of me favourite poems by Argold Warbly: 'Tear Oyt The Carpet'. Unfortunately it's not in this episoyde.
2019-01-2900 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#062 S(H)LOMPITUDE NATIONWhat do ye call an irate affirmative mark? A cross tick. That's a joke. Bit of a work in proygress. I'm still working on it. (That's the same thing.) Did ye knoy that the only acrostic written in green is on display at the Flenj Gallery? Did nay think soy
2019-01-2800 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#061 The ZooyWelcome to the Zooy, one of the most excoyting places to come in Shlompitude Nation if you like aminals.
2019-01-2501 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#060 My Message To The WorldThis peacesong peaked at #32 in Shlompitude Nation's Top 33 in 1982 and stayed in the charts for 1 week. The singer, Cargran Shlabobson, currently works in Nitwit's 8th district finest eatery 'Everything On Toyst'.
2019-01-2401 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#059 Make Yoy Oyn Droy Stoyne WallThey're oblongular, yelloy and a bit greasy (and I got them from the Supermarket). They can oynly be one thing.
2019-01-2301 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#058 Beach CleaningNice to see there's somebody with some respect for our beaches - not like those people who make an absolute mess.
2019-01-2201 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#057 Argold Warbly - ‘Fog’ & ‘Loyt’Fog is all aboyt (about, sorry) someone looking oyt (sorry, out) of the window. What can they see? Foynd oyt noy. Loyt is similar, except it's aboyt hoy animals are created, or summat.
2019-01-2101 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#056 The Soynd Of Me Marster’s FootstepsOh pity it's a deep one today. We're gettin' pity deep. What a song.
2019-01-1801 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#055 I Bet You Don’t Know How To Smell PastryThese Shlompitude Nationers, going over there, opening bakeries. Experts in customer service.
2019-01-1701 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#054 Enter Into Me HoymeI don't know aboyt ye, but every time I press a button oytsoyd a hoyse it doesn't sound anything like this.
2019-01-1600 min2019-01-1501 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#052 Chugga Chugga Cheepe CheepeShlompitude Nation's moyst famous "famous" train.
2019-01-1400 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board#051 Shlompitude Nation Gallery Audiogoyd - Special Video ExhibitA special exhibit!! Ye'll be royt silly to miss this one. It woyn't come back again. (Reason, I've heard, is that it is very poor quality.)
2019-01-1101 minShlompitude Nation Tourist Board'Twas The Noyt Before XbusIt being the noyt arfter the noyt before Xbus, the SNTB thought this would be a good toyme to release this podcarst.
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