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Confused as Usual"That's None Of Your Business"Sam and comedian Kelly Turner hang out and talk about drunk wrestling, online dating, traveling to New York City, and more. Its's another classic episode. Enjoy!!2025-05-1952 minConfused as Usual"I'm Doing It All"Today I'm alone on the podcast and I talk to myself about finding sunglasses, public swimming pools, crazy travel stories on my trip to Toronto, and I announce my LIVE PODCAST MAY 18! CONFUSED AS USUAL: LIVE AT THE GRINDSTONE THEATRE! GET TICKETS WHILE YOU CAN! 2025-05-1243 min
Long Term Podcast#127 - Sam Bayne - The Life of a ComedianSam Bayne is a stand-up comedian and the voice behind the Confused as Usual podcast. With five years of comedy experience under his belt and countless performances across Alberta and Canada, Sam has carved out a unique comedic voice that blends self-awareness, storytelling, and sharp observations. Whether it's riffing alone on his podcast, lighting up the stage with fresh material, or weaving real-life experiences into punchlines, Sam offers humor that’s not just funny—but personal. In this episode, we’ll dive into his journey through stand-up, podcasting, and the deeply personal roots of his comedy shaped by family and id...2025-05-111h 25Confused as Usual"The Jig Is Up"Sam and Matt Kusmire hang out and talk about potty training, children's snacks, phycology, attachment styles, and way more. It's a banger! Enjoy!2025-05-0557 minConfused as Usual"You Look Like a Wizard"Sam and comedian Jared Leeder hang out and talk about martial arts, unibrows, playing sports growing up, hot yoga, smoking weed, and fast food. Enjoy!2025-04-2849 minConfused as Usual"You Don't Wanna Peak Too Early"Sam and comedian Jay R hang out and talk about stage names, music, facial hair, sleep apnea, and working out. Enjoy!!2025-04-2124 minConfused as Usual"That Only Happened Once"Sam and comedian Steven Darnell hang out and talk about crazy blackout stories, travelling stories, and Steven's incredibly interesting past including landing a plane. Enjoy! 2025-04-1445 minConfused as Usual"Elephants Never Forget"Sam and comedian Moe Aden hang out and talk crazy about Epstein's island, exotic pets, bears, and Moe's trip to Africa. Enjoy! 2025-04-0744 minConfused as Usual"I Get Crazy Dreams"Sam and comedian Katie Yoner hang again out and talk about caffeine, white noise, True Crime, always losing things, and pegging! Its pretty wild. Enjoy.2025-03-3150 minConfused as Usual"My 600-Ib Life"Sam and comedian Kevin Singh hang out and talk about physical contact, blood pressure, “My 600-Ib Life”, Freaky Friday, kicking Chihuahuas, and inventing a colour. Enjoy!! 2025-03-2450 minConfused as Usual"I Am That Guy"Today I’m alone on the podcast and I talk to myself about owning rubber boots, old people crossing the road, Monty getting neutered, coyotes, hot yoga, and group fitness classes. Enjoy!2025-03-1741 minConfused as Usual"Green Means Go"Sam and comedian Matt Ray hang out and talk about getting shot while driving, skiiing, being good looking, and more!! 2025-03-0345 minConfused as Usual"The Hamburgler"Sam and Cole hangout and talk about losing weight, spankings, married life, car accidents on instagram, Starbucks, and more!! 2025-02-171h 07Confused as Usual"What's In The Glass?"Sam and comedian Kevin Signh talk about big balls, car crashes, top 5 beverages, dry weddings, Chuck E. Cheese, and talent shows. Meanwhile Monty eats Sam’s slippers the whole time. Enjoy! 2025-02-1049 minConfused as Usual"Beggars Can't Be Choosers"Sam and comedian Joleen Ballendine hang out and talk about peanut allergies, public school math, being photogenic, ugly crying, peeing in the shower and more. Enjoy! 2025-01-2752 minConfused as Usual"Who Done It?"Sam and comedian Chris Borger hang out and talk about fancy coffee machines, Dentists, Weddings, comedy, potty training and more funny stuff. Enjoy!! 2025-01-201h 03Confused as Usual"Happiest Place on Earth"Sam and Levi hang out and talk about parenting, sledding with boogers, racist dogs, swimming lessons, Disneyland, small towns, and going to the bottle depot 2025-01-1341 minConfused as Usual"Auld Lang Syne"Today I’m home alone and I talk to myself about vacation, December weddings, New Year’s parties, sleeping positions, peeing in the backyard and Wii boxing. It’s a bit chaotic. Enjoy!!2025-01-0634 minConfused as Usual"Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals"Today I’m alone on the podcast and I rant about my dogs weird behaviour, hanging Christmas lights with my dad, getting lost in Walmart, and Christmas! Enjoy!!2024-12-2342 minConfused as Usual"Cold as Usual"Sam and Kevin return to talk about wearing scarfs, Christmas decorations, and their different ways to approach comedy. Enjoy!2024-12-1643 minConfused as Usual"Indoor Recess"Sam and comedian Moe Aden hang out and talk about gym teachers, indoor recess, Chinese food, and going commando. 2024-12-0943 minConfused as Usual"Tokyo Drift"Sam and Shohil hang out and talk about winter driving, comedy and Shohil's trip to Japan. Enjoy!! 2024-12-021h 01Confused as Usual"Confused with Ian Edwards"Sam and comedian Ian Edwards talk about stand up comedy, joke writing, and Ian’s legendary comedy career over the years. Enjoy!! 2024-11-2535 minConfused as Usual"We're Gonna Get a Noise Complaint"Sam and Comedian Gabby Rose hang out and talk about hotel water slides, starting comedy, fighting each other, and so much more!! 2024-11-1839 minConfused as Usual"The Tribe Has Spoken"Sam and comedian Katie Yoner talk about survival skills, taking baths, doing mushrooms, nude beaches, and more!! 2024-10-281h 00Confused as Usual“This Is Not A Learning Show”Sam and comedian Kevin Singh talk about traffic, new shoes, live podcasts, charcuterie boards, P Diddy and more!! 2024-10-2137 minConfused as Usual"Keep It Professional"Sam and comedian Jules Balluffi talk about homeless people with cell phones, reading in public, public speaking, Sex-Ed and more. 2024-09-0925 minConfused as Usual"Summer Dump"Today I’m alone on the podcast and I talk to myself about my puppy, professional Spike Ball, and Will Ferrell movies. Also Chloe jumps on the podcast and makes things interesting!! 2024-09-0340 minConfused as Usual“Blame It on the Boogie”Sam and comedian Kevin Singh return and talk about matcha tea, pregnant male seahorses, farting in public, music, and Dwayne Johnson movies.2024-08-2632 minConfused as Usual"Speak Melodically"Sam and Edmonton rapper TDott hang out and talk about performing at Calgary Stampede, the music industry, and his new music coming soon.2024-08-2043 minConfused as Usual"The Littlest Hobo"Sam and comedian Brandon Peters sit down and discuss The Tooth Fairy, weird dreams, famous dogs, and more!! Enjoy. 2024-08-1233 minConfused as Usual"Adults Don’t Wear Pajamas”Sam and comedian Adriaan Kriel hang out and talk about male hygiene, comedy on the road, tutoring kids, pajamas, house hippos, and animals in Africa. 2024-07-3051 minConfused as Usual“I’ve Never Tried A Bidet”On this episode, Sam is alone and talk to himself about summer weddings, becoming an ordained minister, camping, smart toilets and more!! 2024-07-1537 minConfused as Usual"Too Many Beverages"Sam and Kevin return to talk about ringing doorbells, barking dogs, domestic violence and more!! 2024-07-0828 min
Advantage ConnorsWimbledon preview & Sam Bayne InterviewJimmy and Brett preview this years Wimbledon championships and take a look at the odds going into the fortnight at SW 19.Jimmy answers some of your Wimby questions, including if the grass court season should be longer.Then longtime friend of Advantage Connors, Sam Bayne joins the show to discuss his friendship with Jimmy which started back in the early 90's and Team Tennis. Sam was Jeanie Buss's right hand man for 6 years working alongside the current Lakers President early in their career's at the Forum. Sam eventually found his way into the real estate...2024-06-301h 30Confused as Usual"Moustached Canadians"Sam and comedian Danny Martinello talk about the dentist, man buns, facial hair , comedy in New York City, and so much more!! 2024-06-1752 minConfused as Usual"Near Death Experience"Sam and comedian Alex Jocko talk about ants, garbage trucks, crack houses, bear attacks, cheese strings and more!!2024-06-1032 minConfused as Usual"Hot Cross Buns"Sam and comedian Curtis Stone grab a beer and talk about home renovations, facial hair, using big words, playing instruments, and ankle socks. 2024-06-0331 minConfused as Usual“Fat Ass Corgi"Sam and comedian Mike Lynch drink beer and talk about working out, manly skills, dog attacks, sharks and other things.2024-05-2753 minConfused as Usual“Long Story Long"On this episode I’m alone again and I talk to myself about my birthday weekend, mariachi bands, hot tubing, slap fighting, and cigars, and more random things about the month I had 2024-05-2033 minConfused as Usual"Bad Rio"Sam and comedian Kevin Singh are on a comedy road trip in Lethbridge where they talk about eating breakfast, trouble checking into a hotel, punctuality, and places in the world they want to travel. 2024-04-2944 minConfused as Usual"Organized Chaos"Today I’m alone on the podcast and I talk to myself about Easter egg hunts, singing karaoke, googling myself, being tired, and rant about board games. Also Happy Easter. 2024-04-0233 minConfused as Usual"Beating a Dead Horse"Sam and comedian Jules Balluffi drink beer and talk about microwaves, whistle etiquette, riding the bus, and starting comedy. 2024-03-2527 minConfused as Usual“Kids on Leashes”Sam and Russell return to rant about Barber shops, Disneyland, people in wheelchairs, their Mexico trip together, and Russell's pet rock ….It’s crazy!! 2024-03-1843 minConfused as Usual"Love on the Spectrum"Sam and comedian Brad Semotiuk talk about haircuts, hugging our dads, Love on the Spectrum, homeless people, and strange dreams.2024-03-1131 minConfused as Usual"Shower Thoughts"Sam and Cole hang out and talk about their shower thoughts, being colour blind, homeless people, nude beaches, serial killers and fun times they had growing up. 2024-03-0448 minConfused as Usual“Would you coach little league?”Sam and comedian Kevin Singh are back again and talk about Sam’s Mexico trip where he saw a SHARK. They also talk about hostage negotiators, military, little league sports, and lots more!! 2024-02-2747 minConfused as Usual"The Better Half"Sam and comedian Kevin Singh are back to talk about Elon Musk, Childhood foods, catching pests, Weddings, and yeah… I don’t even know man. Just listen. 2024-02-1956 minConfused as Usual"I used to steal sunglasses"Sam and comedian Moe Aden talk about getting bit by animals , childhood stories, getting old, random history facts and a whole lot more. Enjoy! 2024-02-1244 minConfused as Usual"On Tinder I’m Hispanic"Sam has comedian Sunee Dhaliwal on the podcast to sip some whiskey and talk about height, celebrities they met in the past, and comedy 2024-02-0544 minConfused as Usual"Apples to cocaine"Sam and Russell return and talk about animal attacks on YouTube, fighting people, drugs, A.I., and other topics that are super important 2023-06-2655 minConfused as Usual"Apples to cocaine"Sam and Russell return and talk about animal attacks on YouTube, fighting people, drugs, artificial intelligence and other topics that are super important. 2023-06-2655 minConfused as Usual"That's my mannequin"On this episode Sam and Kevin talk about Hawaiian shirts, reading more books, shopping malls, mannequins, and homeless people. 2023-05-0249 minConfused as Usual"Don't eat quail eggs!"Sam and Stillman eat weird asian candy and try not to throw up. We also talk about crazy news stories. Episode is a gong show...enjoy!2023-01-101h 08Confused as Usual"Santa's Dead"Sam and Chloe talk about siblings, Christmas stuff, kindergarten, toilet paper and more!!2022-12-1246 minConfused as Usual"Soap out the ass"Sam and Stillman over discuss drinking water, building habits, Christmas music, and feet... and more2022-12-0556 minConfused as Usual"We need medical assistance"Sam and Kevin wait for pizza and talk about fasting, farting, fire fighters, and fighting the cops2022-05-2335 minConfused as Usual"Guy with a spider"Sam and comedian Cian Beatty talk about stand up, bullsh*t jobs, terrible pets, and more. 2022-05-0234 minConfused as Usual"I need so many kitchen utensils"Today I talk to myself about my drinking habits, wisdom teeth, noisy neighbours, Johnny Depp, and summer plans. It's a disaster...enjoy.2022-04-2532 minConfused as Usual"The Jizzy House"Sam and Stillman drink craft beer and talk about dangerous animals, going bald, peeing your pants traumatically, and holding in farts2022-04-1147 minConfused as Usual"Everybody's house smells different"Sam and Kevin drink and talk about gay shower curtains, drinking stories, and moms grilled cheese. 2022-03-1431 minConfused as Usual"Confused and Dirty"Sam and Matt celebrate the podcast 1 year by talking about curse words, sh*tting in the woods, irrational fears, and scary bugs2022-02-0849 minConfused as Usual"She's got little hands"Sam and comedian Mike Lynch talk about seasonal gayness, big headed babies, smoking weed and sex addictions. 2022-01-3138 minConfused as Usual"If I made a sex tape..."Sam and comedian Brad Semotiuk talk about covid, religion, discuss the afterlife. and more.2022-01-2440 minConfused as Usual"At least 50 people died"Sam and comedian Charles Haycock talk about midgets, 9/11, rich people, and more 2022-01-1734 minConfused as Usual"There's fart on my cake"Sam and comedian Will Hannigan talk about fighting kids, farting on cakes, cosplay, and more. 2022-01-1037 minConfused as Usual"Is Christmas overrated?"Sam rants about Christmas, Eggnog, $800 AirPods, New Years plans and pink eye. 2021-12-2741 minConfused as Usual"I need a woman on this show"Today I rant about winter, Will Smith, pyjamas, and other stuff that's not important 2021-11-2923 minConfused as Usual"Smokin hot Nazi Chick"Sam has comedians Matt Ray and Kevin Singh on the show this week to discuss stand up, kinky sex, gym class, and other fun stuff2021-11-2240 minConfused as Usual"Sandwich Artist"Today I talk to myself about dry feet, being tired, homeless people, and subway. 2021-11-0826 minConfused as Usual"Do I Have autism?"Sam and Russell drink and talk about autism, bad food combinations, first jobs and female cops. 2021-11-0138 minConfused as Usual"I saw a ghost one time"Sam and comedian Matthew Ray talk about sex positions, elementary recess, Halloween and ghosts. (video clips on instagram @confusedasusualpodcast) 2021-10-2558 minConfused as Usual"Naked and afraid"Sam returns to explain the absence, rants, about the dentist, names his top 5 rappers, and talks about tv shows2021-10-1931 minConfused as Usual"Hot, sexy, or cute"Sam and Cole discuss hot people, treehouse shows, scary movies, and more random things. 2021-08-3032 minConfused as Usual"Army of turtles"Sam and Stillman talk about CRAZY NEWS STORIES like McDonald's tattoos, a slavery photo shoot, Tickle me Elmo assault, and and army of turtles2021-08-2344 minConfused as Usual"Raccoons freak me out"On thus episode I am alone and hung over but ramble about my swollen lip, Lil Naz X Raccoons, and some other bullshit 2021-08-1627 minConfused as Usual"Who's dying first?"Sam and Russell talk about animals, church girls, death, game shows and more 2021-08-0932 minConfused as Usual"I hate gummy bears"Sam and Cole chat about the olympics, Bill Cosby, Disney channel, drugs, and more. 2021-08-0234 minConfused as Usual"Gay body types"Sam and Cruz talk about penile fractures, gay body types, drinking and more crazy stuff!!2021-07-1229 minConfused as Usual"Girl with a moustache"Sam and Russell drink and talk about body hair, the military, tattoos, kids names, and stripping 2021-07-0539 minConfused as Usual"Cottage cheese is not my friend"On this episode I am alone and I rant about strange dreams. Father's Day, cottage cheese and more2021-06-2124 minConfused as Usual"Kicked by a Moose"Sam and Levi talk about vegans, pooping, shampoo and conspiracy theories. Also Levi got kicked by a Moose. 2021-06-1447 minConfused as Usual"Bisexual Groundhog day"On this episode sam and Russell get drunk and talk about pride month, midgets, hot girls, turn ons, and so much more!!2021-06-0754 minConfused as Usual"The gay test"On this episode sam and Stillman talk about butt pimples, pancakes v.s. waffles, food fights, and take the gay test. 2021-05-2441 minConfused as Usual"Ms. Frizzle was wild"Sam and Ben run it back to talk about Rod Wave, Beyonce v.s, Rhianna, kids shows, vine and bad texters. 2021-05-1726 minConfused as Usual"I'm starting to get into MILFS"on this episode I am alone and I rant about birthdays, mothers day, Bill Gates, and milfs2021-05-1022 minConfused as Usual"Babies are dumb"On this episode sam and Russell talk about wife beaters, cat AIDS, going to the moon, relationships, and way more dumb stuff2021-05-0345 minConfused as Usual"Advanced Butt Technology"Sam and Cruz talk about aliens, the lion king being racist, running a fight club, and more. 2021-04-2628 minConfused as Usual"Everything makes me shit"On this episode I am alone and I rant about the news, dicks, fast food, Jake Paul, and the movie deliverance, 2021-04-1926 minConfused as Usual"I don't think I could do porn"ON this episode I am by myself and I talk about porn, baby crackers, DMX and I roast Steve Harvey, 2021-04-1229 minConfused as Usual"This is why I have trust issues"On this episode me and my boy Ben talk about taking shits, elementary lunches, clean AirPods, the vaccine and more 2021-04-0532 minConfused as Usual"Elastigirl was thicc"On this episode my buddy Cole joins me and we talk about hot cartoon characters, kids movies, becoming dads, and more. 2021-03-2939 minConfused as Usual"We sound like Alcoholics"On this episode I have my buddy Russell on the show and we talk about our feet, crying, dreams, social media and more!! The word today is pride. 2021-03-2245 minConfused as Usual"Confused with Tdott"On this episode I have my friend / Edmonton rapper Tdott on to talk about his music, favourite rappers, covid stuff, and confidence. 2021-03-1553 minConfused as Usual"Promiscuous girls"On this episode I have my buddy Cruz on the show to talk about strippers, promiscuous girls, hot teachers, and courage2021-03-0839 minConfused as Usual"Swedish prisons"On this episode I am by myself and I talk about bobby shmurda, being lactose sensitive, different prison lifestyles, and enjoyment 2021-03-0131 minConfused as Usual"Confused with Jaydaan Ray"On this episode is have recording artist Jaydaan ray and we talk about music, his new EP "Ew" we also discuss famous people, magic crystals, and peace 2021-02-2254 minConfused as Usual"Being a nudist is a lifestyle"On this episode I'm alone and I talk about showers, seeing my friends dicks, nudity, and anxiety. 2021-02-1526 minConfused as Usual"What's heaven like?"On this episode I'm by myself and I talk about men taking baths, what's heaven like, and motivation. 2021-02-0829 minConfused as Usual"Are Dogs Gay?"On this episode Sam sets up the show and talks shit about penguins, gay animals, licking crayons, and trust 2021-02-0829 min