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BAM! Wedding Podcast53. The Wedding TeaBill and Sam close out the wedding chat montage in their final episode of this 4 part series. They let you know how to prevent mistakes they made, spill some tasty wedding dramas, and have somewhat of a beef midway. Plus, the future transition of this show has been decided.....2022-12-0745 minBAM! Wedding Podcast52. Hey Everybody, COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOKEpisode 3 of 4 on the big day party-down! Bill and Sam share their secrets as to why they looked so fabulous, disagree over Spiderman, and reveal what they gifted one another! Although Bill gave a gift every rom-com lover dreams of, Sam shocked with something quite......scandalous. Little fails, little advices, come along for the ride.2022-12-0254 minBAM! Wedding Podcast51. Now It's A Party!In this part 2 of 4 series, Sam and Bill cover their wedding additives that aren't at everyone's party, but certainly added to the experience! These are the goods that got people REALLY impressed, because it just made the night stand out. Also, Sam accidentally almost drugged all their guests. Don't get weird about it.2022-12-0136 minBAM! Wedding Podcast50. MARRIED, BABY!AHHHHHHH!!! This happened, Bill and Sam are hitched, can you tell they are still on cloud 9? There was just too much to discuss, so this is episode is part 1 of 4, where the married couple breaks into the wedding staples . Get ready for some detail. Oh also Jake where is your gift.2022-11-3033 minBAM! Wedding Podcast49. Married In 2 Days.Wow. This is the last episode as an engaged couple, only 48 hours away from being married! Bill and Sam discuss their fears, last minute happenings, DEEP advice from Sam's dad, what dollar amount you need to pay taxes on from a wedding gift, and whether or not they an have sex in the venue's bridal suite. So many thoughts. See you on the other side.2022-11-2339 minBAM! Wedding Podcast48. Personality FlawsSam and Bill hash out their "do not play" list for the wedding, applied for their marriage license, and try to list out their own flaws for one another as a partner exercise. WHICH basically turn the rest of he episode into a peaceful beef. No shock there. OH and Bill as a baby is horrifying, Just wait.2022-11-1645 minBAM! Wedding Podcast47. The Elopement ControversySam tries her best (still somehow hungover?) to recap the bachelorette weekend for Bill, describes having her first edible, and attempts to theorize what kind of penis she'd have. Bill presents 3 mini-moon locations he's narrowed down, and they have some hot takes on what eloping actually is vs. isn't! One of their friends is doing it and it's sure as hell stirring up some feelings!2022-11-0953 minBAM! Wedding PodcastBONUS: The Bachelor PartyThis. This is what happens when Bill is left alone to record an episode without Sam. Anime, climbing, strippers, sex kung fu. Sam only claims responsibly to this caption, and nothing more.2022-11-0821 minBAM! Wedding Podcast46. Love Letter From An Ex....Bill finds a note from Sam's ex boyfriend in her old room, and decides to do a dramatic reading of it, while they read it for the first time. YIKES. It might be the first time Sam is embarrassed on this whole damn podcast. They also vent about their current wedding bull crap, and Bill pulls out quite the beef.2022-11-0248 minBAM! Wedding Podcast45. Having Your Dog in Your Wedding!Sam and Bill sat down (again) with special guest, Jackie, from Dog Friendly Living! They chat about different ways couples can include their dog on the big day, because whom are we kidding. The dogs are the real stars of our relationships. They also cover some every-day-dog-parent advice, and tangent on people who don't like pitties out of ignorance. Take is personally.2022-10-2643 minBAM! Wedding Podcast44. Sam Lost The Bet.....Yep. It is what it is. On top of coming clean, Sam and Bill chat about their cake tasting, and parents who take back their check after their kid gets divorced. What?!2022-10-1951 minBAM! Wedding PodcastBONUS: The (actual) Wedding Planner!Sam sits down with her friend Karina, the professional wedding planner who's been whispering advice in her ear for the past year. They answer questions from followers, chat about what someone can expect from hiring a good wedding planner, and what someone might expect by NOT hiring one. Woof. This is one hell of an industry!2022-10-181h 08BAM! Wedding Podcast43. Shower With UsBill and Sam had their joint wedding shower! Sam drank too much and Bill felt up legs and fell asleep on the bar. Obviously, the day was a massive success and they now have wisdom to impart on you. Take notes.2022-10-1236 minBAM! Wedding Podcast42. Date Yourself Instead....On this very special episode, Sam sits down with "Date Yourself Instead" queen, Lyss. She's been in the world of influencing for over 10 years, and has basically been in a relationship the entire time.....until recently. Instead of turning to another partner, she's turning to herself. Healing, learning, and ultimately creating her best self without distraction. Sam believes that if you EVER want to be ready for a lifelong commitment to a partner, first you have to actively take this adventure. So let's get personal....2022-10-0558 minBAM! Wedding Podcast41. Two Sized TitsSam had quite the first-wedding-dress-fitting moment when her seamstress told her how drastic her difference in boob sizes was! Bill has been keeping an old photo of him and his college ex in storage, and the two discuss purging ex's from social media. All in all, this one is quite the balance of advice and fuckery.2022-09-2853 minBAM! Wedding Podcast40. ACTUAL (and chaotic) AdviceBill and Sam give their take on choosing music for your wedding, how to win at hair trials, and the perils of trying to be all cute and adding wax seals to your invites! MAY be their worst idea yet, time will tell. Oh also, what the hell, Adam Levine?2022-09-2145 minBAM! Wedding Podcast39. Lost the Bet?!Sam is quite all over for this one, and may still be a bit tipsy as she writes this (rumor has it). Bill and Sam talk about the COMPLETION of their invite journey, actual SABOTAGE of a listener, and stuffing their faces. Also, did she lose the pimple popping bet?!2022-09-1440 minBAM! Wedding Podcast38. 95% My FaultBill and Sam are visiting Laura (previously known as episode 28's Bachelorette Bitch) and her husband Scott! They rate two different weddings they were at over the weekend, and frankly have like 3 separate beefs. But at least this time, they have company to help hash out who's right!2022-09-0755 minBAM! Wedding Podcast37. The Bumble BreakupBill and Sam discuss the possibility of their alternate relationship paths if they never got together, and Bill reveals he's still technically on Bumble! Plus they spill the beans about some more intimate parts of the beginning of their journey together. Turns out they're both pieces of crap humans, for different reasons.2022-08-3156 minBAM! Wedding Podcast36. Lingerie and Nail ClippingsIT'S SAM's BIRTHDAY EPISODE!!! Now that that's out of the way, she needs some help from Bill picking out her first set of lingerie for him EVER. Plus they plan a very unconventional shower, and argue over how gross/not gross one of Bill's public habits may be....2022-08-2437 minBAM! Wedding Podcast35. Dressing DebacleBill and Sam welcome Danielle Monaro and Jeff from IT to help battle out some of their wedding confusion! They figure the pros/cons to a first look vs meeting at the isle, figure out the dress code, and even reveal an embarrassing concern carried over from last episode....2022-08-1742 minBAM! Wedding Podcast34. Prenup PredicamentBill and Sam get into some of the harder marriage questions they've yet to discuss, and one of them is ABSOLUTELY more romanic than the other about it all. Plus, Bill logs back into his bumble account to rehash their first conversation ever! How the hell did this couple get here?!2022-08-1041 minBAM! Wedding Podcast33. The Bull Sh*t VowsBill and Sam write vows for one another to read sight unseen, and he's ready to call off the wedding because of it! Plus they FINALLY have some invite tips, work out how they might include Savannah in the ceremony, and beef about whether or not Sam lost the pimple picking bet already!2022-08-0339 minBAM! Wedding Podcast32. Naggy GyllenhaalIt. Is. CRUNCH TIME!!!! Bill and Sam are less than 4 months away from getting married and this apathetic couple still has so much to do! As they inch closer, Sam basically fires Bill from his role in planning necessities because she just wants to sprint them to the finish line. Which frankly, sounds expensive. Basically, this entire episode is on big beef!!!!2022-07-2735 minBAM! Wedding Podcast31. Our Officiant, Baby Face Jake!Introducing the true star of the wedding ceremony, Officiant Baby Face Jake! He joins Bill and Sam to start discussing ceremony options, and it turns out he may be slightly less experienced than they originally thought. Oh dear.2022-07-2048 minBAM! Wedding Podcast30. Pimple Picking Challenge$1,000 is on the table. If Sam can manage to make it to the wedding without picking at her skin ONCE, it's all hers. Otherwise the cash goes to Bill, and he's pretty sure it will be the easiest grand of his life! Plus they discuss having their brand new niece at the wedding, and somehow end up fighting about almost nothing at all.2022-07-1343 minBAM! Wedding Podcast29. Self Proclaimed Travel ExpertsBill and Sam are now self-proclaimed travel experts! They came up with a list of resort Do's and Don't's after a few glorious nights in Sandals Royal Bahamian. Is it helpful? Probably not. But at least they returned with some interesting stories and a little bit of beef....2022-07-0646 minBAM! Wedding Podcast28. The Bachelorette BitchBill and Sam sit down with their friend Laura, who is hence forth crowned the professional bachelorette bitch (compliment). She has some solid stories/advice, because not only is she attending Sam's, but she's been to over 15! 15!!! And has seen some SHIT!!!!2022-06-2955 minBAM! Wedding Podcast27. Unlucky OfficiantBill and Sam have proposed to their friend Jake, and asked him to be their officiant! Which they were super stoked on until they realized, none of the couples he's married have made it. Yikes. PLUS, Sam has some strong feeling about the bridesmaid dress choosing world.2022-06-2238 minBAM! Wedding Podcast26. The Diamond ChallengeDiamond challenges Bill to trumpet along with her picks for our wedding playlist! If he wants to play with a live band on their big day, this son of a bitch better WURK!2022-06-1541 minBAM! Wedding Podcast25. DON'T TAKE THE MONEY!DIAMOND IS HERE! She challenges Bill to a live trumpet/wedding contest, to see if he actually has what it takes to play on their big day! If he can't nail it, Sam says he can't play at the wedding. Plus, they are going through some real guest-list stresses thanks to accepting a generous financial gift from Sam's parents! Chaos.2022-06-0844 minBAM! Wedding Podcast24. Poop MiningBill and Sam basically get NO WEDDING PLANNING DONE this week. Instead, they argue a record breaking 4 times, teach Bill how to "smize," and ironically take a quiz that says they are more compatible than ever. Honestly, this relationship makes no sense some days.2022-06-0142 minBAM! Wedding Podcast23. Brooklyn Boys BickeringIntroducing distinguished guests, THE BROOKLYN BOYS! Sam and Bill are planning a holiday weekend wedding, and "some people" feel a certain way about that. They all hash out what guests want to experience at a wedding party, and how to potentially assess your wedding gift value! LET THE BICKERING BEGIN!2022-05-2550 minBAM! Wedding Podcast22. Immaculate EjaculateNOT FOR MOM AND DAD! Sam talks about shitting her pants this week, and Billy recalls his first orgasm....which was an accident....and apparently, at 15-years-old! WOAH! They also recap where they are failing in wedding planning, and fight over snacks.2022-05-1838 minBAM! Wedding Podcast21. Anxiety TearsSam addresses some real anxiety she's been dealing with causing wedding nightmares, and literally cries. Which is totally on brand for her. Bill on the other hand is fed up with her subconscious expecting the worst of him, and tries to summon her to correct it! Also he wants angry sex.2022-05-1141 minBAM! Wedding Podcast20. Red FlagsBill and Sam BOTH show up tipsy to celebrate him being DONE WITH SCHOOL! They recount their second date (which apparently was only good from Bill's point of view), spill their drunk "first tell's", and get into one another's red flags.2022-05-0451 minBAM! Wedding Podcast19. The ConfessionSam spends literally more than a month's rent on a single purchase for herself, and wants to come clean about it. Understandably, Bill is NOT the most thrilled. He is, however, slightly more excited about having a joint stripper event, as was suggested by a listener!2022-04-2739 minBAM! Wedding Podcast18. The Stripper QuandaryGuest hosts Carla Marie and Anthony grace us with their opinions as Bill and Sam try to figure if they want any strippers at their bachelor/bachelorette parties! Now that Carla Marie is a bridesmaid, apparently she has plans. Plus, BOTH couples get to air out a beef!2022-04-201h 01BAM! Wedding Podcast17. The Birds and the BeesFirst off, Sam is kinda drunk again. So let's get that annoyance out of the way. Secondly, these two discuss how they learned about sex, and what they are going to do with their imaginary child when that time comes. It's now probable it won't be Bill who does the explaining...2022-04-1342 minBAM! Wedding Podcast16. Panty Thief Bill?Bill stole Sam's thong when they were newly dating, and she JUST found them! EWE is that creepy?! Plus they discuss bachelor/bachelorette parties, and who is responsible for paying for them.2022-04-0642 minBAM! Wedding Podcast15. Bridal Shower Bickering Bullsh*tThese disagreements are getting taxing. Bill and Sam take a "him or her" traditional bridal shower quiz, and disagree on a crap ton! Plus, Sam has an idea for her pending shower which is either absolutely brilliant, or completely evil. Jury's out....2022-03-3055 minBAM! Wedding Podcast14. Two Truths and a Lie of a RelationshipBill and Sam play this common "getting to know you game" to determine who knows the other better. Spoiler alert: outcome not great. Plus, this fancy couple went for their first facial, where Billy boy asked if he had to get naked. What the hell was he thinking?!2022-03-2348 minBAM! Wedding Podcast13. Passive Aggressive Engagement PartyBill and Sam recount their engagement party, and it turns into a giant passive aggressive clusterfuck. Plus Sam gives some "party decorating on a budget" tips, and has maybe HER MOST SATISFYING BEEF YET!2022-03-1640 minBAM! Wedding PodcastBONUS: Sex Life and Chew ToysFriends, meet Jackeline, aka Dog Friendly Living, aka Savannah's trainer! She's here to save Bill and Sam's sex life from being slowly destroyed by their fur baby. Pet parents, get ready to take notes.2022-03-1344 minBAM! Wedding Podcast12. Bill, The MusicalIn preparation for a big day, Bill decided to bring in his trumpet and play for the first time in YEARS! HE STILL GOT IT! So while he's in a good mood, Sam tries to convince him they need a few nonconventional wedding additives.....2022-03-0941 minBAM! Wedding Podcast11. Sam Reconnects with "The Ex"Sam reconnected with an ex boyfriend for an interview with njindy.com. and is trying to get a real gauge of how Bill feels about it......which may actually be worse by the end of the episode. Oops. ALSO, their dog Savannah is ruining sex.2022-03-0250 minBAM! Wedding Podcast10. The Inebriated CohostSam is drunk from a day-long binge, and felt the need to perform the entire Shrek musical montage. While tortured Bill is trying to wrangle her, he accidentally ends up making her cry, describing the song he wants their first dance to be to. Also they have a band.2022-02-2346 minBAM! Wedding Podcast9. Almost Murder and Shrimp CocktailSam thinks all their money should be poured into improving the cocktail hour, which is arguably the MOST IMPORTANT part of a wedding! Meanwhile Bill shares DJ horror stories.....as well as the time he almost literally murdered one of Sam's best friends. For real though.2022-02-1645 minBAM! Wedding Podcast8B. The Tuxedo Toenail TangentBill and Sam start out a little more serious in this one, addressing the intense feels that go along with "long awaited" proposals from both points of view. And then they completely destroy that beautiful intimacy by fighting over men's wedding fashion, and toenail clippers.2022-02-0931 minBAM! Wedding Podcast8A. Andrew Proposes to Sam.....Wait, What?Let's sit down with Andrew, the man who ACTUALLY proposed to Sam, and get his POV on the day! I mean, we already knew he was a huge part of the process, but this story is kind of ridiculous. Also Bill likes to baby talk his dog's poop. Apparently.2022-02-0952 minBAM! Wedding Podcast7. Wedding Dresses and Perpetual MessesSam said yes to her WEDDING DRESS this weekend and it happened so quickly.........like, maybe too quickly? Her standard panic ensues, while Bill tries to describe what he thinks she picked out. Plus, get your first real glimpse into their most common freaking fight.2022-02-0251 minBAM! Wedding Podcast6. The WEDDING DATE!The wedding date and location have FINALLY been chosen! Does the date come with some concerns? YEP! Does Bill know what Hilary Duff looks like? NOPE! Are they gonna make everything work, despite these issues? YOU BET!2022-01-2648 minBAM! Wedding Podcast5. Failed Dressing Room Sex and Wedding ExposSam sasses an employee at the wedding expo and Bill attempts to seduce her into dressing room sex........Sam. Not the employee. Anyway, both are uncomfortable.2022-01-2632 minBAM! Wedding Podcast4. Mom....Dad....Do NOT Listen.Sam has a small (and very real) crisis over fearing her and Bill's most exciting sexual encounters are behind them. Also. He had a threesome once. What the hell.2022-01-1956 minBAM! Wedding Podcast3. Guest List DebaucheryBilly boy FINALLY got his head count, and all it did was create new problems. Screw it, you're all invited!2022-01-1945 minBAM! Wedding Podcast2. Psycho Phil is Shooting Our Engagement!Sam and Bill with world renowned (yes, world) photographer Psycho Phil, and he gives a little Dos and Don'ts list on how to have a successful photoshoot! Also, his stories are amazeballs.2022-01-1949 minBAM! Wedding Podcast1. Sh*t. We're Doing This.....Sam and William AKA Bill introduce themselves as the chaotic couple they truly are, starting this podcast off with a very upsetting wedding quiz. Also, Sam makes Bill bleed.....sorry about that.2022-01-1833 min