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Biting All The ApplesBonus Episode: No Kings, Hamiltons Writing Desk, and Dogma FangirlingWe're taking a quick detour this week with a bonus episode. Join us as we swap stories from the No Kings day events and do our best to convey how wild it is that small conservative towns showed out. Then we get giddy over the second coming of the 1999 Kevin Smith movie Dogma in theaters. Dust (His Dark Materials) https://hisdarkmaterials.fandom.com/wiki/DustDogma Film https://dogmamovie.com/Kevin Smith says he was in full faith when he made the film and was surprised that peo...2025-06-2025 minBiting All The Apples"If I perish, I perish" and other main character energy moments in the Book of EstherAren't we all a little bit Vashti? Let us ask that question as the Victorian feminists guide us through their favorite passages in the book of Esther. It's one of JV & SKs favorite Old Testament Books so far. Today we are coming at you with the Book of Esther! Don’t let the senior center name fool you, this is another throne wars book in the bible and it is full of salaciousness, sin, and slaughter. We get to see a woman defying King’s orders and learn the story behind the feast of Purim. We’ll go over...2025-06-1348 minBiting All The ApplesHalved babies, balloon art, and radical gals in the book of KingsWe're talking about Kings before No Kings Day - just in time. When all is said and done, we end up talking about the fascinating women in the chapter more than all the kings - because really, Kings are quite predictable. And ya never know what smart resourceful women will do.Our brilliant victorian feminists shed a light on the nuances buried in the book of Kings. It's another dramatic book in the bible. It is full of, well, kings and all their wives and lovers and concubines and conniving deeds. We are certain George RR Martin wa...2025-06-0644 minBiting All The ApplesHoney traps, fish gods, and the ark of the covenant: The soap opera of SamuelIf we could buy the exclusive film rights to just one book in the bible, it'd be Samuel. What? You'd say Genesis? Well that'd be a fun debate for a listener to start. But first, listen to this episode. We start by extending an invite to Pope Leo to come on the show as our first guest. Then we get into the Woman's Bible chapter on the book of Samuel and boy is it full of danger and dastardly deeds. The victorian feminists tell us how the whole thing is just more dudes breaking the laws they wrote while w...2025-05-3056 minBiting All The ApplesThe busy hands and not-overly-pleasing face of RuthWho doesn't love a sturdy woman? We imagine they were beloved before the book of Ruth made them holy, but boy did that bible chapter seal the deal. Greatest PR campaign for the selfless busy lady archetype, rivaled only by, maybe, the Marlboro Man. Join us for this lively episode where we discuss what the victorian feminists discussed about the book of Ruth. Double discussion! Ruth is one of only two books in the whole bible titled with a woman's name (the other one is Esther). You'll see how as long as you're willing to give up your beliefs a...2025-05-2344 minBiting All The ApplesA woman’s victory is punishment for a man who lacked faith & other nuggets from the book of JudgesAfter a little trip down first communion memory lane with your cradle catholic cohosts, we dive into the book of Judges. Holy moly is it full of female baddies. Unfortunately, they are used much like a mob wives in the picture shows: as a plot points. In the case of the book of Judges, their heroism is even used to humiliate a guy for not believing in gods direction. Stanton and some freethinking victorian babes have some sharp, zippy, and insightful analysis. By the end of this episode you won't wonder where all that fragility comes from. Ex...2025-05-161h 00Biting All The ApplesSonic warfare, pyrotechnics, and hailstones in everyone's favorite sequel: JoshuaIn this not to be missed episode, SK & JV marvel at the 19th century literary reviews of the the first part of The Woman's Bible before digging into the book of Joshua. It includes remakes of all of Moses greatest feats and tricks! And phrases like, "whinst not whence they were". The Victorian feminists respond with equal eloquence and spice. More info on hot topics mentioned in this episode:John Stuart Mill Wrote The Subjection of Women Sir Henry Rider Haggard KBEHis sci-fi novel She2025-05-0958 minBiting All The ApplesIf you're going to be so strict, you could at least tell us where to find stoning stones: DeuteronomyIf you take your victorian feminism with a heavy dose of sassy brilliance, this is the episode for you. The laws in the previous Old Testament books were so good, they created a dupe chapter called Deuteronomy. It is full of rules and evidence of a cranky god. We discuss the exasperated, yet fiery wit of Elizabeth Cady Stanton's criticisms. She takes on tithing, commandments, laws, parenting, and more. You won't believe it wasn't written on a Substack yesterday. Here's more info on some of the topics we discuss:The Pentateuch - what is...2025-05-0254 minBiting All The ApplesIf there's one thing you can count on, it's the book of NumbersThe hosts of this episode are using organic performance enhancement: recording way later in the evening than usual. Side effects include increased cusses. Makes sense for an episode that covers the chapter of the Woman's Bible about Numbers. The book that covers the no-nonsense directives of the big guy in the sky on hot topics like inheritance, concubines, and taxes. Of course our Victorian thought leaders want us to know that when it comes to Numbers, there isn't much sense to it at all. Other stuff we mention:Hostile Government Takeover EDM Remix - song by...2025-04-251h 04Biting All The ApplesShow tunes, wizards, and meats: Leviticus for the rest of usIn this episode we don our finest (rented) Victorian frocks (that you can see if you check out our TikTok) and dive into the 19th century feminist analysis of Leviticus. It's pretty much the how to live rules & regulations section of the bible and you will be amazed and depressed at how these thousand(s) of years old ideas are still running the show. These Woman's Bible gals tried to tell us 130 years ago. We shall finish their work!Here's more info on some of the topics we discuss: Witch T...2025-04-1850 minBiting All The ApplesThe one where women ignore the rules and act for the greater good (again) - ExodusIf you've ever wondered why women are terrified of being seen as selfish or why others judge women by how much they do for other people, you need not look any further than everyone's favorite two thousand year old book. “We are so accustomed to the assumption that men alone form a nation, that we forget to resent texts such as these.” - Elizabeth Cady Stanton Oh we won't forget Elizabeth. Especially not after reading the chapter in The Woman's Bible on Exodus . This one has it all -- birth, Pharaoh bullies, thievery, violence, circumcision, escape, law...2025-04-1152 minBiting All The ApplesCain & are you Abel to stand how good this episode IsThe knowledge quest continues. Our 19th century writer pals have yet to find a single place in Genesis where anyone anywhere says women are inferior and subordinate to men. We crack open the rest of the chapter and discuss the sass attacks our Victorian luminaries launched on the wiley translators over things like floods and pregnancy. Additional info about The Woman's Bible contributors mentioned in this episode:Clara Bewick Colby (CBC) Bio: https://womeninwisconsin.org/profile/clara-bewick-colby/She was also the first female valedictorian of the University of Wisconsin: http...2025-04-0451 minBiting All The ApplesEve Derangement SyndromeOk now we are getting into it with Genesis! Listen in on our reaction to reading The Woman's Bible take on the start of everything. The beginning of earth, animals, humans, and of course, sin. Stanton and her pals make some convincing points about reading Eve as the complex main character. They highlight where the wiley english interpreters took liberties and tell us more about the gorgeous allegories hidden in the classic creationist tale of how it all started. Plus other stuff that still affects us to this very day. Did you know woman is the ancient form...2025-03-2848 minBiting All The ApplesA bible, you say? Hear us out.It's our intro episode! The one where we tell you why you should be jazzed about revisiting Elizabeth Cady Stanton's The Woman's Bible with us. Even if you aren't particularly religious, your life is still impacted by the morality and hierarchy dictated in the Bible. 130 years ago, Stanton and some of her scholarly friends took a look at how the gentleman who translated the bible may have taken a few liberties. Join us - Sara Kaye and Joanna, two reunited childhood friends who are curious about all the fuss - as we break down, admire, and yeah, ok...2025-03-2146 min