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A Schmuck and A HottieThere Are No Bears in New MexicoYou know what Scarlet is really good at? Putting her foot in her mouth. Disclaimer: this is NOT an educational show. Join your favorite couple as Scarlet forces Ezzra to embrace the Spooky Season with some eerie stories.Did any of these stories make your skin crawl? People Reveal Their Eeriest Experiences No One Believes -https://www.ranker.com/list/eerie-experiences-no-one-believes/amanda-ashley?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=snspost&pgid=128472013912354&utm_campaign=eerie-experiences-no-one-believes&fbclid=IwAR0ESHShHwoV_Qdzb58geTW7iRsqSS_PZeMXNn5vqpI3dIJ9Onp54bwi3E0Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate o...2022-10-201h 12A Schmuck and A HottieMarinating in 12 Peoples UrineJoin Scarlet and Ezzra as they explore the mythology of Sanpaku Eyes. Naturally that leads them down the road of questionable decisions and dead bodies. Do you have Sanpaku Eyes? If so which type do you have?https://wakelet.com/wake/3lqnu7U94Rhttps://www.tofugu.com/japan/sanpaku/Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)T...2022-10-1444 minA Schmuck and A HottieScarlet Knows Too MuchEzzra is starting to realize what exactly Scarlet's knowledge bank really holds. Join Ezzra and Scarlet as they debate shrinking panties and lies we believe in movies.Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottie2022-10-0556 minA Schmuck and A HottieI'm Ready to Shit.Inspired by one of our listeners emails, Scarlet and Ezzra explore the challenges of curb stomping shit down the drain and poop journals. Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:aschmuckandahottie.comEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession2022-09-211h 05A Schmuck and A HottieOne Erogenous Zone at A Time with Ragnar - Pt 2What's better a dick microphone or a clit microphone? Join Scarlet, Ezzra, and their guest star Ragnar as they explore the lovely world of Unpopular Opinions. Follow Ragnar - Youtube - Ragnar's TableTwitter - @ericssonragnarLike what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession2022-09-141h 07A Schmuck and A HottieRagnar Guest Stars - Pt 1Join Scarlet and Ezzra as they bring on their first guest host, Ragnar!Follow Ragnar - Youtube - Ragnar's TableTwitter - @ericssonragnarLike what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession2022-09-0741 minA Schmuck and A HottieUnits of Pillow in Chaotic Evil vs Chaotic GoodWe're back madafakas!What's your D&D Alignment? Everyone has a moral compass, but what that moral compass points to can be the difference between helping the little old lady cross the street or robbing her blind. Take your D&D Alignment Test and tell us what you got! http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.htmlLike what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://aschmuckandahottie.comEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you wa...2022-08-311h 05A Schmuck and A HottieThat Means You Wanna F*ckWhat are you like in bed? Just like personality types, did you know that there are sexual personalities types too? Scarlet and Ezzra hash out who's the bigger slut and why type of sexual partner Ezzra is. MTV's 11 Types of Sex Partners - http://www.mtv.co.uk/life/news/11-types-of-sex-partners-youll-probably-experience-in-your-lifeLike what you hear? Please rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:Podcast Overload - https://t.co/QsyZG35nHohttps://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to...2022-03-101h 05A Schmuck and A HottiePart 2: Money, Sugar, and OpiumLike what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession2022-03-021h 37A Schmuck and A HottiePart 1: The Final Embrace and a Cup of Fizzy JizzyThings They Didn't Teach You In School - The Original of Aloha Oe and The Story Behind the US' 50th StateEzzra can't let go of that historical embrace (grope?) and now Scarlet can't focus. Isn't that a shock? Join Scarlet and Ezzra in this trip - or stumble - back into history. Listen to the songs Scarlet played for Ezzra:Queen Lilliuokalani - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1bIxMYPlasElvis Presley - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeLXcHWxjkQLilo & Stitch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0BYbPjlujcHuge shout o...2022-02-241h 40A Schmuck and A HottieIt's Okay Sweetie, I'm Already Walking AwayScarlet and Ezzra have shared the terrible pick up lines used on them before so this episode they try different pick up lines to see it's a hit or miss. What's some of the worst pick up lines you've been hit with? Or pick up lines that you've tried that were just terrible?Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Tw...2022-02-161h 11A Schmuck and A HottieHomeless Nomads with Detachable Strap OnsDo you remember what it was like when you went under anesthesia? Has a doctor (or someone without a "license") cut you open without it? Join Ezzra and Scarlet as they share their surgery experiences. Have you had any surgeries? Were you awake for them? We want to know!Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @Sc...2022-02-091h 34A Schmuck and A HottieOff Script and Raw Doggin ItEzzra and Scarlet are traveling and boy are they tired. Take a shot for this one because we are definitely raw doggin this off script episode. Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession2022-02-0251 minA Schmuck and A Hottie50 Spicy QuestionsThings get SPICY this episode. Scarlet has a list of naughty questions and Ezzra has even naughtier answers. Kick up your feet and get ready for some spit takes cause this episode is a WOWZERS! What do you think about Scarlet's questions? What are some of your experiences?Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at: https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottie Instagram - @Schm...2022-01-261h 35A Schmuck and A HottieCorn CategoriesUp for a Plot Twist? Ezzra throws a curve ball during our recap and mentions he has a great idea. So of course we're rolling with it. The tables have turned while Ezzra asks Scarlet which Corn Categories she'd actually participate in. Not sure if the results are shocking or what. Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @SchmuckNHottie2022-01-121h 22A Schmuck and A HottieFantasies About Fantasy CharactersOn our previous episode Scarlet and Ezzra talked about her obsession with ACOTAR (yes, she finished it) and CIILFs. Well that got us thinking... why do people fall in love with fictional/fantasy characters? Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @SchmuckNHottie2021-12-2258 minA Schmuck and A HottieA Good Smut SeriesScarlet is OBSESSED. She's guilty of reading a few smutty book series, but let's be honest - who hasn't? Join Scarlet and Ezzra are they discuss the allure of smutty books and everyone's exposure to P*rn. Have you read ACOTAR? Or what's a smutty book series you're guilty of enjoying? Do you have any recommendations? How were you exposed to p*rn? Did your parents know? Or was it just whatever? Let us know!Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at...2021-12-081h 06A Schmuck and A HottieWhen Does It Become Dating?Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @SchmuckNHottie2021-11-251h 03A Schmuck and A HottieWhat Does That Mean?How many times has someone used a phrase or word in a conversation and you thought "What the F**k does that mean"? On this weeks episode Scarlet tests Ezzra's street smarts with a selection of slang words hand picked from Urban Dictionary. Who doesn't like a good definition from Urban Dictionary?Did you know any of the words or phrases from Scarlet's list? Do you know any good ones?Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Se...2021-11-1058 minA Schmuck and A HottieV-Cards, Gone But Not ForgottenWe were all born with it, and we all end up losing it at one point (typically). It's not usually pretty or very romantic (for the select few, we deeply envy you). Get comfy as we talk about losing our V-Cards. What was it like for you? If you could have a re-do would you take it? We want to know!Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us wh...2021-10-271h 32A Schmuck and A HottieThe Parent/In-Law Show DownMost of us have - or have had - them: Parents and In-Laws. Some people have great relationships with them while others...not so much. Pull up a chair and get comfy while Ezzra and Scarlet compare parents and In-Laws (both past and present).A big shout out to Victoria Belle for claiming the title of our One Listener for this episode! Thank you for the email, please continue to send the love!Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at: ...2021-10-131h 37A Schmuck and A HottieBonus Episode: LaLaurie Mansion - Pt 2Bonus Episode Alert!As promised, here is the a small peek of the paranormal activity that occurs at the LaLaurie Mansion. After this recording session, it is ABUNDANTLY clear that Ezzra is not good with the paranormal stuff. Would you stay at the LaLaurie Mansion? Or buy a haunted house that was the site of gruesome acts? Have you stayed at one? Let us know by reaching out to us below!Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at: Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.comT...2021-09-2955 minA Schmuck and A HottieLaLaurie Mansion - Pt 1He asked and he shall receive! After the last episode Ezzra made a special request of Scarlet and she does not like to disappoint. It is abundantly clear that he isn't a fan of "Murder P*rn", especially after this episode. Pull up a chair and get comfy as Scarlet tells Ezzra about the true crime horrors of the LaLaurie Mansion. Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at: Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell...2021-09-221h 44A Schmuck and A HottieCreepy Chill-drenAs similar and in sync Scarlet and Ezzra can be, they are definitely two different types of people. Scarlet has a deep fascination and love for everything spooky, but Ezzra.... doesn't. Pull up a comfy chair and wrap yourself in a safe blanket as Scarlet reads posts off of Bored Panda's 50 Of The Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said To Their Parents List.Please comment, share, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at: Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.comTwitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @Sc...2021-09-011h 11A Schmuck and A HottieChildhood CringinessWe've all had those old habits, favorites, and beliefs when we were kids. A lot of which we are most likely cringing at these days. Take a trip down memory lane with Ezzra and Scarlet as we revisit these mortifying moments. What were some of your most cringe moments? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.comTwitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @schmuckandhottie2021-08-181h 10A Schmuck and A HottieAre People Crazy or Just Helpless?There's A LOT of craziness happening around the world these days, and a lot of it tends to stem around people. Now, the real question is are the people crazy or just helpless? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.comTwitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @schmuckandhottie2021-08-041h 16A Schmuck and A HottieCould I Get A Hallpass?Do you know what a "hallpass" is? Well Ezzra didn't.. Come sit with us while Scarlet explains to Ezzrra what a Hallpass is in a relationship and they debate on whether on not they'd ever give one to each other.Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.comTwitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @schmuckandhottie2021-07-221h 17A Schmuck and A HottieBlackberry Storms and Getting HammeredEveryone has had the Blackberry Pearl, but has anyone ever had the Blackberry Storm? Ezzra and Scarlet have both had the Storm, but their experiences were very different. Going from types of cell phones and their carriers, how did we end up at talking about getting hammered? Who knows, We're just that talented.Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.comTwitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @schmuckandhottie2021-07-071h 23A Schmuck and A HottieWe're New and We're SorrySo we listened to our previous episode and realized just how new we are.. Just want to point our that we're new here..Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.comTwitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @schmuckandhottie2021-06-231h 13A Schmuck and A HottieThe Plot Twist with the Plot TwistDidn't see that coming! If you thought you knew what was coming next, you were probably wrong. Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.comTwitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @schmuckandhottie2021-06-091h 06