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Black Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanNew Pirates of the Caribbean Movie Setting Sail – Margot Robbie as Redd? (Bonus 1)Disney drops the cannonball that more Pirates of the Caribbean films are headed our way. In this Season 3 bonus episode, Scott and Heather chat about the latest news that Margot Robbie (who brought Harley Quinn to life) and Christina Hodson, writer of Birds of Prey, are developing a new Pirates of the Caribbean universe movie. Like the previously announced Pirates of the Caribbean 6 that continues the saga, both films will be produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. The new film to star Margot Robbie will be an original story with new characters inspired by the long-running Pirates of the Caribbean attraction at...2020-06-2700 min
Black Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanNew Pirates of the Caribbean Movie Setting Sail – Margot Robbie as Redd? (Bonus 1)Disney drops the cannonball that more Pirates of the Caribbean films are headed our way. In this Season 3 bonus episode, Scott and Heather chat about the latest news that Margot Robbie (who brought Harley Quinn to life) and Christina Hodson, writer of Birds of Prey, are developing a new Pirates of the Caribbean universe movie. Like the previously announced Pirates of the Caribbean 6 that continues the saga, both films will be produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. The new film to star Margot Robbie will be an original story with new characters inspired by the long-running Pirates of the Caribbean attraction at...2020-06-2728 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanSlimy Bastard (Dead Man’s Chest Minutes 120-121)We’re back, Scalawags, with an all new episode of The Black Pearl Show (Pirates of the Caribbean Minute)! Join us for episode 110 as we walk the plank on minutes 120 and 121 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. From Jack Sparrow gloating with his jar of dirt to Pintel and Ragetti pulling their ropes, we discuss some old English, break down the details of the Flying Dutchman’s cannons, and give semi-proper credits to those poor uncredited pirate actors who comprise Davy Jones’ crew. And, Scott forgets a cephalopod is a member of the molluscan class.
We’d also be VER...2020-02-1800 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanSlimy Bastard (Dead Man’s Chest Minutes 120-121)We’re back, Scalawags, with an all new episode of The Black Pearl Show (Pirates of the Caribbean Minute)! Join us for episode 110 as we walk the plank on minutes 120 and 121 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. From Jack Sparrow gloating with his jar of dirt to Pintel and Ragetti pulling their ropes, we discuss some old English, break down the details of the Flying Dutchman’s cannons, and give semi-proper credits to those poor uncredited pirate actors who comprise Davy Jones’ crew. And, Scott forgets a cephalopod is a member of the molluscan class.
We’d also...2020-02-1858 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanClanker Swings His “Cannon” Balls (Dead Man’s Chest Minutes 114-115)In this latest installment, we discover the proper way to chase Elizabeth Swann…skipping through the jungle while swinging your cannonballs. Join us as we discuss minutes 114 and 115 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest while watching the water wheel on Isla Cruces. From iconic 70s and 80s movies like Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Jaws and Weird Science, we learn some disturbing facts about Heather’s cinema prowess and round out the movie references with a bit of failed Princess Bride quotes and more Geena Davis and Cutthroat Island...2019-01-2447 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanClanker Swings His “Cannon” Balls (Dead Man’s Chest Minutes 114-115)In this latest installment, we discover the proper way to chase Elizabeth Swann…skipping through the jungle while swinging your cannonballs. Join us as we discuss minutes 114 and 115 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest while watching the water wheel on Isla Cruces. From iconic 70s and 80s movies like Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Jaws and Weird Science, we learn some disturbing facts about Heather’s cinema prowess and round out the movie references with a bit of failed Princess Bride quotes and more Geena Davis and Cutthroat Island...2019-01-2400 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanMénage a Trois Swordfight (Dead Man’s Chest Minutes 108-109)If you’re looking for a bit of man on man on man sword fighting action, then look no further than the internet or Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Scott and Heather return from an unplanned hiatus to tackle the euphemism of the week while reviewing minutes 108 and 109. Join us as we discuss the latest in Pirates of the Caribbean news (from merchandise to the end of Jack Sparrow), go deep on the pirate philosophy with ambition, redemption and temptation, identify Elizabeth Swann as the real focal point of the sword fighting scene and give her props for...2018-11-0655 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanMénage a Trois Swordfight (Dead Man’s Chest Minutes 108-109)If you’re looking for a bit of man on man on man sword fighting action, then look no further than the internet or Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Scott and Heather return from an unplanned hiatus to tackle the euphemism of the week while reviewing minutes 108 and 109. Join us as we discuss the latest in Pirates of the Caribbean news (from merchandise to the end of Jack Sparrow), go deep on the pirate philosophy with ambition, redemption and temptation, identify Elizabeth Swann as the real focal point of the sword fighting scene and give her props for...2018-11-0600 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanHandle Your Sword (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 92)We celebrate 4th of July in all its independence glory as we let loose the euphemisms and attempt to cut through the sexual tension with a…cutlass. Join us as we breakdown minute 92 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest by discussing Disney’s ability to craft dialog that flies over the kids’ heads while keeping adults entertained, Captain Jack Sparrow questioning Elizabeth Swann’s moral compass and calling her a pirate without honor, Norrington beginning to plot his return to a respectable status, acting and character chemistry, Scott’s ranking of the scene’s euphemisms, revelations about Captain Jack S...2018-07-0500 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanHandle Your Sword (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 92)We celebrate 4th of July in all its independence glory as we let loose the euphemisms and attempt to cut through the sexual tension with a…cutlass. Join us as we breakdown minute 92 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest by discussing Disney’s ability to craft dialog that flies over the kids’ heads while keeping adults entertained, Captain Jack Sparrow questioning Elizabeth Swann’s moral compass and calling her a pirate without honor, Norrington beginning to plot his return to a respectable status, acting and character chemistry, Scott’s ranking of the scene’s euphemisms, revelations about Captain Jack S...2018-07-0527 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanHow Dare You! (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 80)It’s a first for this bloody episode as we confront an anonymous dirty, filthy bilge rat for a lack of pirate love. After we gather our composure, we tackle minute 80 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest with a bit of frustration. Join us as we discuss listener feedback, Gore Verbinski’s choice for direction and music in this particular scene, Elizabeth Swann and Captain Jack Sparrow continue to be out of character while discussing how to save William Turner by finding the chest of Davy Jones, James Norrington as the drunk and honest voice of reason, Scott...2018-05-2900 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanHow Dare You! (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 80)It’s a first for this bloody episode as we confront an anonymous dirty, filthy bilge rat for a lack of pirate love. After we gather our composure, we tackle minute 80 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest with a bit of frustration. Join us as we discuss listener feedback, Gore Verbinski’s choice for direction and music in this particular scene, Elizabeth Swann and Captain Jack Sparrow continue to be out of character while discussing how to save William Turner by finding the chest of Davy Jones, James Norrington as the drunk and honest voice of reason, Scott...2018-05-2934 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanTemporarily Off CourseScott and Heather announce the show is temporarily off course as they deal with minor family emergency. But fear not scalawags, the show will return to its normal Monday, Wednesday and Friday schedule next Monday, May 7, 2018.
THANKS for listening and understanding. And don’t forget to keep the hornswaggling to a minimum.2018-04-3001 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanTemporarily Off CourseScott and Heather announce the show is temporarily off course as they deal with minor family emergency. But fear not scalawags, the show will return to its normal Monday, Wednesday and Friday schedule next Monday, May 7, 2018.
THANKS for listening and understanding. And don’t forget to keep the hornswaggling to a minimum.2018-04-3000 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanGhostly Spoiled Climax (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 67)We would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling pirates! And just as we neared our ghostly climax, Heather jumps in and spoils the list. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss this scene’s similarities to Scooby-Doo cartoons, a full torso, vaporous apparition that rattles the Edinburgh Trader’s crew, we plea for a bit of realism and some special effects strings, Captain Bellamy cinematography, Elizabeth Swann’s man problems, the role of superstitions on 18th century sailors, and the top 5 haunted ships.
Thank you for listen...2018-04-1824 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanGhostly Spoiled Climax (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 67)We would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling pirates! And just as we neared our ghostly climax, Heather jumps in and spoils the list. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss this scene’s similarities to Scooby-Doo cartoons, a full torso, vaporous apparition that rattles the Edinburgh Trader’s crew, we plea for a bit of realism and some special effects strings, Captain Bellamy cinematography, Elizabeth Swann’s man problems, the role of superstitions on 18th century sailors, and the top 5 haunted ships.
Thank you for listening to this ep...2018-04-1800 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanBall and Chain (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 65)Grab your ball and chain because it’s time to jump into tragic love and cliché marriage jokes that continue to stand the test of time. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Captain Jack Sparrow’s negotiation with Davy Jones, his failed attempt to close the deal, his uncanny ability to procrastinate and cheat death, Andy Griffith references, marriage is worse than servitude aboard the Flying Dutchman, Heather’s love of Barnaby Jones, and Really Bad Eggs – the recurring segment where we highlight our favorite lines from the last 6 episodes.
Thank you f...2018-04-1325 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanBall and Chain (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 65)Grab your ball and chain because it’s time to jump into tragic love and cliché marriage jokes that continue to stand the test of time. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Captain Jack Sparrow’s negotiation with Davy Jones, his failed attempt to close the deal, his uncanny ability to procrastinate and cheat death, Andy Griffith references, marriage is worse than servitude aboard the Flying Dutchman, Heather’s love of Barnaby Jones, and Really Bad Eggs – the recurring segment where we highlight our favorite lines from the last 6 episodes.
Thank you for listeni...2018-04-1300 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanBlack Spot Spores (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 55)There’s only one logical place to keep your heart and that’s in a tiny knight. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we announce the lucky winner of Scott’s heart, get down and dirty with the amorphous black spot, discuss a few of our favorite things spanning Gibbs’ little jig to ward off a curse and revenge from the set decorator, and dive into the fashionable trend of 12th and 13th century heart carvings and burials, including notable historical figures, like Richard the Lionheart, who’s hearts were not buried with their bodies.2018-03-2129 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanBlack Spot Spores (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 55)There’s only one logical place to keep your heart and that’s in a tiny knight. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we announce the lucky winner of Scott’s heart, get down and dirty with the amorphous black spot, discuss a few of our favorite things spanning Gibbs’ little jig to ward off a curse and revenge from the set decorator, and dive into the fashionable trend of 12th and 13th century heart carvings and burials, including notable historical figures, like Richard the Lionheart, who’s hearts were not buried with their bodies.
T...2018-03-2100 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanBat Nipples (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 49)It’s time for some great Disney imagery, a bedtime story to rock your children to sleep. Imagine, the last thing you know on God's green earth is the roar of the Kraken and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses. Join us and Joshamee Gibbs for a riveting minute 49 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. In this episode we discuss Scott’s love for Gibbs’ storytelling, the first mention of the Kraken, Will Turner’s heroic coat, behind the scenes on the Pantano River, actually known as Indian River, and the incredible set design that attracted...2018-03-0728 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanBat Nipples (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 49)It’s time for some great Disney imagery, a bedtime story to rock your children to sleep. Imagine, the last thing you know on God's green earth is the roar of the Kraken and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses. Join us and Joshamee Gibbs for a riveting minute 49 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. In this episode we discuss Scott’s love for Gibbs’ storytelling, the first mention of the Kraken, Will Turner’s heroic coat, behind the scenes on the Pantano River, actually known as Indian River, and the incredible set design that attra...2018-03-0700 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThat’s a Man, Baby! (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 41)It’s a dodgy episode bustling with euphemisms, the politically incorrect topic of cannibal gender misidentification, and the penetration of tropical fruits. Join us for minute 41 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss the mysterious appearance of fire on Captain Jack Sparrow’s rope, the final production draft of the script in regards to the Cannibal Boy’s reaction and confusion to Jack escaping, and the inclusion of the Cannibal Women scene, Terry Rossio releasing a copy of the script to the public to thwart people selling unauthorized copies on eBay, the actress who portrayed the Tall...2018-02-1635 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThat’s a Man, Baby! (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 41)It’s a dodgy episode bustling with euphemisms, the politically incorrect topic of cannibal gender misidentification, and the penetration of tropical fruits. Join us for minute 41 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss the mysterious appearance of fire on Captain Jack Sparrow’s rope, the final production draft of the script in regards to the Cannibal Boy’s reaction and confusion to Jack escaping, and the inclusion of the Cannibal Women scene, Terry Rossio releasing a copy of the script to the public to thwart people selling unauthorized copies on eBay, the actress who portrayed the Tall...2018-02-1600 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanButterfly Effect (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 32)Lost without answers is the theme of this episode as Heather drops a classic Seinfeld reference and inadvertently invents the 18th century’s first adult film. Join us for minute 32 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we wonder why Pintel and Ragetti are supposedly and specifically looking for the Black Pearl, examine the clothes of the recently escaped Pintel and Ragetti as compared to the Zizzle comic and the official film script, address the symbolism of salvaging the ship and their souls, get an introduction to stuntmen and stunt doubles Jack West and Marc Schaffer, go behi...2018-01-2600 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanButterfly Effect (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 32)Lost without answers is the theme of this episode as Heather drops a classic Seinfeld reference and inadvertently invents the 18th century’s first adult film. Join us for minute 32 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we wonder why Pintel and Ragetti are supposedly and specifically looking for the Black Pearl, examine the clothes of the recently escaped Pintel and Ragetti as compared to the Zizzle comic and the official film script, address the symbolism of salvaging the ship and their souls, get an introduction to stuntmen and stunt doubles Jack West and Marc Schaffer, go behi...2018-01-2640 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanHeaving Parallels (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 27)We can’t keep our eyes off those heaving parallels and ample misdirections as we tackle minute 27 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for this episode where Heather can’t avoid mentioning the supple euphemisms and we explore the connections between Will Turner’s actions on Pelegosto Island and Elizabeth Swann’s concerns while in the Fort Charles jail on Port Royal, Governor Swann breaking Elizabeth out of jail and his ultimate reasons for doing so, the theme of lost trust, the symbolism and magnitude of the Fort Charles jail, and the use of misdirection throughout...2018-01-1700 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanHeaving Parallels (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 27)We can’t keep our eyes off those heaving parallels and ample misdirections as we tackle minute 27 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for this episode where Heather can’t avoid mentioning the supple euphemisms and we explore the connections between Will Turner’s actions on Pelegosto Island and Elizabeth Swann’s concerns while in the Fort Charles jail on Port Royal, Governor Swann breaking Elizabeth out of jail and his ultimate reasons for doing so, the theme of lost trust, the symbolism and magnitude of the Fort Charles jail, and the use of misdirection throughout...2018-01-1725 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanAngry Hat Guy (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 18)Everybody wants a nice hat and Jack the Monkey is no exception. Plus, Scott vents his long-held anger against a 1960’s beloved former President for setting a new fashion trend, and Heather has trouble keeping her composure. Join us for minute 18 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we devote an episode to Jack Sparrow’s infamous tricorn, delving into the numerous legends of how Jack acquired his hat, the casting of the hats for the film franchise, explore whether or not Johnny Depp’s performance is too over the top for the character and the reason for ligh...2018-01-0429 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanAngry Hat Guy (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 18)Everybody wants a nice hat and Jack the Monkey is no exception. Plus, Scott vents his long-held anger against a 1960’s beloved former President for setting a new fashion trend, and Heather has trouble keeping her composure. Join us for minute 18 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we devote an episode to Jack Sparrow’s infamous tricorn, delving into the numerous legends of how Jack acquired his hat, the casting of the hats for the film franchise, explore whether or not Johnny Depp’s performance is too over the top for the character and the reason for ligh...2018-01-0400 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanSaturated Fats (The Santa Clause Minute 25)It’s that time of year when we shave, watch for saturated fats, and realize we’re lactose intolerant…yeah, that means it’s Christmas, The Santa Clause style. Join us for minute 25 of The Santa Clause where we examine Scott Calvin’s descent down that jolly old Saint Nick path, discuss his lack of a traditional Santa Claus image with Sarah the little girl, a mysterious cigar movie reference, ask ourselves if the movie still holds up regarding special effects, story, and acting, and tackle the history of Santa Claus from his origin as St. Nick, the classic red suit, the...2017-12-2527 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanSaturated Fats (The Santa Clause Minute 25)It’s that time of year when we shave, watch for saturated fats, and realize we’re lactose intolerant…yeah, that means it’s Christmas, The Santa Clause style. Join us for minute 25 of The Santa Clause where we examine Scott Calvin’s descent down that jolly old Saint Nick path, discuss his lack of a traditional Santa Claus image with Sarah the little girl, a mysterious cigar movie reference, ask ourselves if the movie still holds up regarding special effects, story, and acting, and tackle the history of Santa Claus from his origin as St. Nick, the classic red suit, the...2017-12-2500 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanJack Sparrow is Han Solo (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 4)Oh, my, God, Heather, look at that hat. It is so black, it looks like one of those East India Company’s hats. I like black hats and I cannot lie, you other pirates can’t deny…Join us for Minute 4 of Dead Man’s Chest as we kick things off with a discussion on the future of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, the claim that Captain Jack Sparrow is the Han Solo to the Will Turner’s Luke Skywalker and the Elizabeth Swann’s Princess Leia. We then dive into Cutler Beckett’s backstory, the assassin and spy Ian Mercer, He...2017-12-1444 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanJack Sparrow is Han Solo (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 4)Oh, my, God, Heather, look at that hat. It is so black, it looks like one of those East India Company’s hats. I like black hats and I cannot lie, you other pirates can’t deny…Join us for Minute 4 of Dead Man’s Chest as we kick things off with a discussion on the future of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, the claim that Captain Jack Sparrow is the Han Solo to the Will Turner’s Luke Skywalker and the Elizabeth Swann’s Princess Leia. We then dive into Cutler Beckett’s backstory, the assassin and spy Ian Mercer, He...2017-12-1400 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanFriends and Treasure Island – What the Hell! (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 2)When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but…I'll be there for you, and I’ll be there for Robert Louis Stevenson as we break the universe by including Friends and the adored literary piece Treasure Island in the same sentence. Join us for minute 2 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest! In this episode we get to the historical and literary nitty gritty and origin of 15 Men on a Dead Man’s Chest, compare the imagery of the film’s title and subtitle, discuss the mastery of only using a musical sc...2017-12-1233 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanFriends and Treasure Island – What the Hell! (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 2)When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but…I'll be there for you, and I’ll be there for Robert Louis Stevenson as we break the universe by including Friends and the adored literary piece Treasure Island in the same sentence. Join us for minute 2 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest! In this episode we get to the historical and literary nitty gritty and origin of 15 Men on a Dead Man’s Chest, compare the imagery of the film’s title and subtitle, discuss the mastery of only using a mu...2017-12-1200 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Walt Disney Omen (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 1)NO MORE LIES! We are making belated good on our promise to launch season 2 and our official breakdown of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest – a ludicrous over analysis of the film one blimey minute at a time. Join us for the debut episode of the 2nd film in the multi-billion-dollar Pirates of the Caribbean Franchise as we discuss Walt Disney Pictures’ modern fully-animated logo that includes Pinocchio’s “When you Wish Upon a Star” song, the 8th logo in the company’s history, the logo’s hidden Magic Kingdom and Peter Pan references, a potential nefarious connection to Armageddon an...2017-12-1134 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Walt Disney Omen (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 1)NO MORE LIES! We are making belated good on our promise to launch season 2 and our official breakdown of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest – a ludicrous over analysis of the film one blimey minute at a time. Join us for the debut episode of the 2nd film in the multi-billion-dollar Pirates of the Caribbean Franchise as we discuss Walt Disney Pictures’ modern fully-animated logo that includes Pinocchio’s “When you Wish Upon a Star” song, the 8th logo in the company’s history, the logo’s hidden Magic Kingdom and Peter Pan references, a potential nefarious connection to Armageddon an...2017-12-1100 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanLet’s Go Sinning – The Pirates of the Caribbean Rides (Bonus Episode 5)As all pirates know, there’s a time and a place for sinning. And it just so happens those places are the world-famous Disneyland theme parks – home of the various incarnations of the Pirates of the Caribbean dark rides, the seven deadly sins, and unadulterated pirate action. In this swollen episode we discuss the Pirates of the Caribbean rides spanning Disneyland, Florida’s Magic Kingdom, Tokyo Disneyland, Disneyland Park Paris, and Shanghai Disneyland. We tackle the dark ride genre and the Pretzel Amusement Ride Company, proclaim our love for the original Pirates of the Caribbean ride while swooning over the techno...2017-12-041h 10Black Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanLet’s Go Sinning – The Pirates of the Caribbean RidesAs all pirates know, there’s a time and a place for sinning. And it just so happens those places are the world-famous Disneyland theme parks – home of the various incarnations of the Pirates of the Caribbean dark rides, the seven deadly sins, and unadulterated pirate action. In this swollen episode we discuss the Pirates of the Caribbean rides spanning Disneyland, Florida’s Magic Kingdom, Tokyo Disneyland, Disneyland Park Paris, and Shanghai Disneyland. We tackle the dark ride genre and the Pretzel Amusement Ride Company, proclaim our love for the original Pirates of the Caribbean ride while swooning over the techno...2017-12-0400 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanPeddling Flesh and Thor Gets Wedlocked (Bonus Episode 4)In true pirate fashion, we dabble in the flesh trade right out of the gate on this explosive shotgun of an episode that kicks off season 2. Pirates, wenches, prostitutes, Thor, the fake Randolph Scott parodies a late-night version of Tomb Raider, Cotton, Scarlett, and Giselle all make an appearance as we jump on the colon heavy “Pirates of the Caribbean: Tales of the Code: Wedlocked” short film. Join us for the first episode of our new season as we build up to the release of our daily movies by minutes breakdown of Dead Man’s Chest.
Thank you for li...2017-11-1046 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanPeddling Flesh and Thor Gets WedlockedIn true pirate fashion, we dabble in the flesh trade right out of the gate on this explosive shotgun of an episode that kicks off season 2. Pirates, wenches, prostitutes, Thor, the fake Randolph Scott parodies a late-night version of Tomb Raider, Cotton, Scarlett, and Giselle all make an appearance as we jump on the colon heavy “Pirates of the Caribbean: Tales of the Code: Wedlocked” short film. Join us for the first episode of our new season as we build up to the release of our daily movies by minutes breakdown of Dead Man’s Chest.
Thank you for listening to thi...2017-11-1000 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 139: Living a Lie
It’s the rare moment, even for a pirate, that Scott admits to living a lie in this credits extravaganza episode on Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 139 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss IMDb revisions to improve film crew titles, the Drapery Foreman, the Green Foreman, the Armorer, playout a rooftop fight between the Paint Gang Boss and Plaster Gang Boss, put the eye on Johnny Depp’s executive assistant, and we unleash our List of the 18 Most Important Curse of the Black Pearl Quotes as chosen by us!
Than...2017-07-2633 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 139: Living a LieIt’s the rare moment, even for a pirate, that Scott admits to living a lie in this credits extravaganza episode on Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 139 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss IMDb revisions to improve film crew titles, the Drapery Foreman, the Green Foreman, the Armorer, playout a rooftop fight between the Paint Gang Boss and Plaster Gang Boss, put the eye on Johnny Depp’s executive assistant, and we unleash our List of the 18 Most Important Curse of the Black Pearl Quotes as chosen by us!
Thank you for list...2017-07-2600 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 138: Python WranglerBroadcasting from either a zoo, the jungle or the steamy underworld of the San Fernando Valley, we wrangle those pythons and credits in this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 138 of the Curse of the Black Pearl as we play round two of name that affiliation, Scott complains about the number of awards dedicated to the movie industry and hypocritically hopes to win a podcast award, we dissect film crew jobs such as wig masters, dolly grips, playbacks, and cablemen, present some not so quick Curse of the Black Pearl facts, and belittle “The 15 Most Im...2017-07-2500 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 126: A Humorous ExecutionerIn today’s episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute we ask the big question if you would rather have a serious or humorous executioner while Heather braves another day of illness. During minute 126 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we review the list of crimes against the crown Captain Jack Sparrow has accumulated, highlight the crime in which he is most proud, discuss Elizabeth Swann stepping up to save Jack, wonder why Commodore Norrington and Governor Swann didn’t let Jack go free, round out the show with the weekly segment about our favorite lines of the week in R...2017-07-0719 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 126: A Humorous ExecutionerIn today’s episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute we ask the big question if you would rather have a serious or humorous executioner while Heather braves another day of illness. During minute 126 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we review the list of crimes against the crown Captain Jack Sparrow has accumulated, highlight the crime in which he is most proud, discuss Elizabeth Swann stepping up to save Jack, wonder why Commodore Norrington and Governor Swann didn’t let Jack go free, round out the show with the weekly segment about our favorite lines of the week in R...2017-07-0700 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 125: Lost the Pearl, Found the GallowsLet the executioner’s drumbeat commence and Heather’s sickness prevail on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 125 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss getting lost in the movie and talk Captain Jack Sparrow being bored and obnoxious – interrupting Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann’s moment, Will’s missed opportunity to kiss Elizabeth, Jack’s horde of gold mementos, Jack losing the Black Pearl and its link to Captain Barbossa’s lost Aztec gold, the man behind the Town Clerk character (Owen Finnegan), and we try to uncover the history of a drum cade...2017-07-0723 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 125: Lost the Pearl, Found the GallowsLet the executioner’s drumbeat commence and Heather’s sickness prevail on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 125 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss getting lost in the movie and talk Captain Jack Sparrow being bored and obnoxious – interrupting Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann’s moment, Will’s missed opportunity to kiss Elizabeth, Jack’s horde of gold mementos, Jack losing the Black Pearl and its link to Captain Barbossa’s lost Aztec gold, the man behind the Town Clerk character (Owen Finnegan), and we try to uncover the history of a drum cade...2017-07-0700 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 123: Now Get Me My RugThe pirate frustration swells and washes over the deck on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 123 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we kick off the show with the latest news from Disney that they plan to remove the bride auction from all the Pirates of the Caribbean Rides, Scott and Heather vent their political correctness irritation regarding the buy a wench situation, and then dive into the breakdown discussing the Aztec curse reversed, Koehler’s death, Twigg contemplating fighting or surrendering and the ramifications of death by sword or hanging on th...2017-07-0526 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 123: Now Get Me My RugThe pirate frustration swells and washes over the deck on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 123 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we kick off the show with the latest news from Disney that they plan to remove the bride auction from all the Pirates of the Caribbean Rides, Scott and Heather vent their political correctness irritation regarding the buy a wench situation, and then dive into the breakdown discussing the Aztec curse reversed, Koehler’s death, Twigg contemplating fighting or surrendering and the ramifications of death by sword or hanging on th...2017-07-0500 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 120: Cheesy Pirate ProfilingIt’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for…Scott and Heather cross the line with pirate profiling while Elizabeth Swann delivers her cheesy hero line. Join us for minute 120 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we set sail with a little highbrow Golden Age of Piracy and real treasure maps, and then roll into our breakdown discussing Mullroy and Murtogg’s interesting character twists and stereotypes that reveal our own biases, link our preconceptions to Pintel and Ragetti, dive into Ragetti’s wooden eye and the meaning it has in the future of the franchise, Elizabeth evolves in...2017-06-2925 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 120: Cheesy Pirate ProfilingIt’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for…Scott and Heather cross the line with pirate profiling while Elizabeth Swann delivers her cheesy hero line. Join us for minute 120 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we set sail with a little highbrow Golden Age of Piracy and real treasure maps, and then roll into our breakdown discussing Mullroy and Murtogg’s interesting character twists and stereotypes that reveal our own biases, link our preconceptions to Pintel and Ragetti, dive into Ragetti’s wooden eye and the meaning it has in the future of the franchise, Elizabeth evolves in...2017-06-2900 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 116: Slap Heard Round the World
It’s a listeners’ revolt as Scott gets virtually slapped by both the audience and Heather while she continues to hijack the show’s introduction. On a more authentic pirate note, in minute 116 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we discuss Governor Swann’s character growth and taking a stand again cursed pirate skeletons, we rank the main characters swordsmanship skills which define the action in the Pirates of the Caribbean universe, thoroughly breakdown the Captains Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa duel, reveal the movie’s three big shocking moments, and discuss our likes and dislikes of Jack’s skeleton t...2017-06-2337 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 116: Slap Heard Round the WorldIt’s a listeners’ revolt as Scott gets virtually slapped by both the audience and Heather while she continues to hijack the show’s introduction. On a more authentic pirate note, in minute 116 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we discuss Governor Swann’s character growth and taking a stand again cursed pirate skeletons, we rank the main characters swordsmanship skills which define the action in the Pirates of the Caribbean universe, thoroughly breakdown the Captains Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa duel, reveal the movie’s three big shocking moments, and discuss our likes and dislikes of Jack’s skeleton tra...2017-06-2300 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 115: That Pinnace Came in Handy
It’s that time for a little Commodore Norrington bashing as we revisit his missed opportunity to put the kybosh on the cursed pirate sneak attack. In minute 115 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we discuss Norrington’s mistake of not sending a longboat to intercept the disguised Pintel and Ragetti, identify the smartest man on the HMS Dauntless, point out a Pirates of the Caribbean ride reference, talk parasailing pirates, delve into history with some wicked cool facts about cannons and boats on the HMS Victory, the ship that inspired the Dauntless, set the record straight regarding the...2017-06-2229 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 115: That Pinnace Came in HandyIt’s that time for a little Commodore Norrington bashing as we revisit his missed opportunity to put the kybosh on the cursed pirate sneak attack. In minute 115 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we discuss Norrington’s mistake of not sending a longboat to intercept the disguised Pintel and Ragetti, identify the smartest man on the HMS Dauntless, point out a Pirates of the Caribbean ride reference, talk parasailing pirates, delve into history with some wicked cool facts about cannons and boats on the HMS Victory, the ship that inspired the Dauntless, set the record straight regarding the myst...2017-06-2200 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 94: Stripping on the PlankIf you’re looking for a gratuitous stripping scene involving Elizabeth Swann, pirates and a plank, then you’ve come to the right episode. On minute 94 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we can’t avert our eyes as Elizabeth Swann removes her dress while walking the plank at the request of Captain Hector Barbossa – a move that excites the cursed crew, Scott gives a shout out to the Brady Bunch with a touch of Ragetti, we debunk the widespread idea of a movie mistake involving a warm dress and Barbossa, debate if the writers are correct that Elizabeth Swann re...2017-05-2400 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 92: Pirates Getting HandsyThings get a bit fresh as we ponder the potential future of Elizabeth Swann returning the “favor” for taking advantage of Captain Barbossa’s hospitality – a cringeworthy future with immortal skeleton pirates getting handsy. It’s minute 92 of the Curse of the Black Pearl as Heather gets stuck on technicalities, we have a heated discussion on the meaning of Barbossa’s sexual connotations and innuendos, identify the proverbial “our hero is believed dead but soon returns with a superman pose” cliché alert, examine the intricately detailed Black Pearl’s torches which may double as weapons useful for the zombie apocalypse, discuss the ominous...2017-05-2200 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 92: Pirates Getting HandsyThings get a bit fresh as we ponder the potential future of Elizabeth Swann returning the “favor” for taking advantage of Captain Barbossa’s hospitality – a cringeworthy future with immortal skeleton pirates getting handsy. It’s minute 92 of the Curse of the Black Pearl as Heather gets stuck on technicalities, we have a heated discussion on the meaning of Barbossa’s sexual connotations and innuendos, identify the proverbial “our hero is believed dead but soon returns with a superman pose” cliché alert, examine the intricately detailed Black Pearl’s torches which may double as weapons useful for the zombie apocalypse, discuss the ominous...2017-05-2229 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 88: Where’s the HoleIt’s a rare episode where Scott not only makes a pronunciation correction but walks back a previous statement regarding damage to the Black Pearl and HMS Interceptor’s hulls. Join us for minute 88 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we begin with Paul McCartney’s appearance in Dead Men Tell No Tales, and quickly move to the meat of the episode analyzing a battlefield bravery movie cliché, the romantic imagery of pirates, a snag in the Monkey Captain Hypothesis, a breakdown of the blunderbuss and powder magazine, and we scrutinize the cursed crew swinging aboard the Interceptor – presentin...2017-05-1600 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 84: Adrienne Barbossa
It’s another heated debate episode as Scott and Heather can’t seem to agree on why the Gibbs, Anamaria and the rest of the motley crew are already giving up on their plan to sail to the shoals in an attempt to lose the Black pearl, and which direction the flags should be flying in the wind. Join us for minute 84 of the Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss Dead Men Tell No Tales news, Will Turner’s idea that the HMS Interceptor stand and fight, more high seas cinematography and scrutinizing a possible movie error, a curs...2017-05-1029 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 84: Adrienne BarbossaIt’s another heated debate episode as Scott and Heather can’t seem to agree on why the Gibbs, Anamaria and the rest of the motley crew are already giving up on their plan to sail to the shoals in an attempt to lose the Black pearl, and which direction the flags should be flying in the wind. Join us for minute 84 of the Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss Dead Men Tell No Tales news, Will Turner’s idea that the HMS Interceptor stand and fight, more high seas cinematography and scrutinizing a possible movie error, a cursed...2017-05-1000 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 83: Will in his Tighty WhitiesHoist that Jolly Roger for minute 83 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. On this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute, Scott tries to convince himself he’s not a robot, we accidentally imagine Will Turner in his underwear and as a Ralph Lauren cologne advertisement, jump into the symbolism of raising the skull and cross bones and its emblematic link between the first Pirates of the Caribbean film and the upcoming Dead Men Tell No Tales, highlight a classic Captain Blood and Errol Flynn reference, talk about 18th century pirate ship pursuits, add more evidence to the Monkey Ca...2017-05-0900 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 82: Polluted by Aristocracy
It’s a rare highbrow episode as we make a brief Shakespearean reference but quickly create an accord to adhere to the pirate code of euphemisms for future shows. Join us for minute 82 of The Curse of the Black Pearl to hear Heather disparage Scott with the Pirate Word of the Week, and listen to our discussion as we examine a fed-up Hector Barbossa’s lack of respect for Captain Jack Sparrow, high seas cinematography, scrutinize Elizabeth Swann’s expertise in naval strategies, and breakdown a couple of nautical terms. Settle in for Pirates of the Caribbean Minute.
...2017-05-0924 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 82: Polluted by AristocracyIt’s a rare highbrow episode as we make a brief Shakespearean reference but quickly create an accord to adhere to the pirate code of euphemisms for future shows. Join us for minute 82 of The Curse of the Black Pearl to hear Heather disparage Scott with the Pirate Word of the Week, and listen to our discussion as we examine a fed-up Hector Barbossa’s lack of respect for Captain Jack Sparrow, high seas cinematography, scrutinize Elizabeth Swann’s expertise in naval strategies, and breakdown a couple of nautical terms. Settle in for Pirates of the Caribbean Minute.
Thank you for li...2017-05-0900 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 81: Sweeter Bigger OnesGrab the grog and settle in for the weekend to discuss Captain Jack Sparrow giving Captain Barbossa the mother of all “I told you so’s” and politely offering him a bite of his apple. It’s a sticking it to the man episode on Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 81 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we continue to explore the Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa chess match, scrutinize the bowl of apples for historical accuracy, discover the link between apples and Fairyland, highlight our favorite lines from the week in our Really Bad Eggs seg...2017-05-0700 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 77: Drunken Bobsled RideAll Hell breaks loose as we ride a shield down the treasure mound in an effort to escape the chaos on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 77 of The Curse of the Black Pearl where we witness Heather pass out from too much rum, present our pirate word of the week, quickly point out a Pirates of the Caribbean catchphrase, discover the meanings of the motley crewmembers’ names, answer a listener’s question about the stolen oars, compare the first draft of the script to the final version of this minute, and theorize why Will...2017-05-0237 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 77: Drunken Bobsled RideAll Hell breaks loose as we ride a shield down the treasure mound in an effort to escape the chaos on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 77 of The Curse of the Black Pearl where we witness Heather pass out from too much rum, present our pirate word of the week, quickly point out a Pirates of the Caribbean catchphrase, discover the meanings of the motley crewmembers’ names, answer a listener’s question about the stolen oars, compare the first draft of the script to the final version of this minute, and theorize why Will...2017-05-0200 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 74: Hanging Down to His KneesHeather just can’t help herself as a bit of history and Captain Barbossa’s weapon turns into a naughty metaphor on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 74 of The Curse of the Black Pearl to discuss the proverbial killing of a henchman, Pintel’s demotion with a shot through the heart, interview tips from Pirates of the Caribbean Minute, Elizabeth Swann’s revenge on Estrella, her pirate adventure, and the world’s greatest smug look, and we end things with an introduction to the cursed crewman Hawksmoor.
Thank you for listening to this ep...2017-04-2630 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 74: Hanging Down to His KneesHeather just can’t help herself as a bit of history and Captain Barbossa’s weapon turns into a naughty metaphor on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 74 of The Curse of the Black Pearl to discuss the proverbial killing of a henchman, Pintel’s demotion with a shot through the heart, interview tips from Pirates of the Caribbean Minute, Elizabeth Swann’s revenge on Estrella, her pirate adventure, and the world’s greatest smug look, and we end things with an introduction to the cursed crewman Hawksmoor.
Thank you for listening to this episode of...2017-04-2600 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 64: Frightfully Bad LuckJoin us for episode 64 of The Curse of the Black Pearl to discuss our fan theories and the many meanings behind Captain Jack Sparrow looking at the sky and the resulting frightfully bad luck. Scott decides to boycott Comic Con 2017, we go behind the scenes to expose some storm-making movie magic, and check out the history of the compass and Jack Sparrow’s compass that doesn’t point North all in this Pirates of the Caribbean Minute.
Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, please like and share on Twitter and...2017-04-1200 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 61: It’s All About the BonesThings go off the rails in song and definitely out of tune as Scott pens a modern sea chanty before we even have a chance to discuss minute 61 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Join us for this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we talk movie magic and the visual effects of the film, inform the audience that we are officially launching our Pirates of the Caribbean Minute Cursed Listeners’ Crew Facebook group, fully examine the curse and find a solution to a film debate that has been left unanswered since 2003, highlight catchphrases, clichés, and Pir...2017-04-0700 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 59: Pirate Action on the SideHeather, the Queen of Euphemisms, contributes to the downfall of Western Civilization, well, maybe just the introduction in this derailed episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us as we breakdown minute 59 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. After we get back on track, we discuss Barbossa’s infatuation with apples, his channeling of Robert Newton’s Long John Silver, a bloody knife and the its connection to the curse, and we theorize that Estrella, Elizabeth Swann’s maid, set her up as an act of revenge.
Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribb...2017-04-0500 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 59: Pirate Action on the Side
Heather, the Queen of Euphemisms, contributes to the downfall of Western Civilization, well, maybe just the introduction in this derailed episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us as we breakdown minute 59 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. After we get back on track, we discuss Barbossa’s infatuation with apples, his channeling of Robert Newton’s Long John Silver, a bloody knife and the its connection to the curse, and we theorize that Estrella, Elizabeth Swann’s maid, set her up as an act of revenge.
Thank you for listening to this episode of Pir...2017-04-0531 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 55: Rambling Crazy Moon of SinThat’s right, we go deep on full moon symbolism in episode 55 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Heather works to reign Scott in from crazy moon ramblings which are weaved throughout discussions on the audio and visual film transitions successfully implemented in this minute, a glutton-packed pirate ship meal, and we ask if the CGI holds up. And of course, we join Pintel and Ragetti in imagining Elizabeth dining with the crew naked. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean Minute!
Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you enjoyed it, pl...2017-03-3000 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 55: Rambling Crazy Moon of SinThat’s right, we go deep on full moon symbolism in episode 55 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Heather works to reign Scott in from crazy moon ramblings which are weaved throughout discussions on the audio and visual film transitions successfully implemented in this minute, a glutton-packed pirate ship meal, and we ask if the CGI holds up. And of course, we join Pintel and Ragetti in imagining Elizabeth dining with the crew naked. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean Minute!
Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute! If you en...2017-03-3024 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 45: On Pain of DeathOn pain of death you must listen to this episode! Join us for minute 45 of The Curse of the Black Pearl where we tackle a Hector Barbossa listener question, expose Captain Jack Sparrow’s classic trickster accord with Will Turner, wonder if any soldiers would actually hear the cell door fall from its hinges, speculate if the prison dog holding the keys is just a decoy while the real ones hide in plain sight, discuss Will’s devotion to die for Elizabeth, go behind the scenes at Wallilabou Bay and Wallilabou Anchorage, and test Heather’s literacy. It’s another fun Pira...2017-03-1600 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 45: On Pain of DeathOn pain of death you must listen to this episode! Join us for minute 45 of The Curse of the Black Pearl where we tackle a Hector Barbossa listener question, expose Captain Jack Sparrow’s classic trickster accord with Will Turner, wonder if any soldiers would actually hear the cell door fall from its hinges, speculate if the prison dog holding the keys is just a decoy while the real ones hide in plain sight, discuss Will’s devotion to die for Elizabeth, go behind the scenes at Wallilabou Bay and Wallilabou Anchorage, and test Heather’s literacy. It’s another fun Pira...2017-03-1633 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 39: Disco PirateJoin us for minute 39 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we get a full-on introduction to Captain Hector Barbossa, we watch Elizabeth Swann take a blow to the face from Bo ‘sun as she attempts to negotiate for the safety of Port Royal, and we delight in the verbal jujitsu that results in Ms. Swann calling the pirates’ bluff. It’s a time for a few laughs – Heather forgets Star Wars 101 and attributes dueling banjos to the Spaghetti Western genre – and character backstory on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute.
Thank you for listening to this ep...2017-03-0840 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 39: Disco PirateJoin us for minute 39 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we get a full-on introduction to Captain Hector Barbossa, we watch Elizabeth Swann take a blow to the face from Bo ‘sun as she attempts to negotiate for the safety of Port Royal, and we delight in the verbal jujitsu that results in Ms. Swann calling the pirates’ bluff. It’s a time for a few laughs – Heather forgets Star Wars 101 and attributes dueling banjos to the Spaghetti Western genre – and character backstory on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute.
Thank you for listening to this episode of...2017-03-0800 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 33: What Knockers!In minute 33 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we drop a few too many movie references, theorize that the Swann’s butler is a relative of James Norrington, play a deadly game of knock, knock, who’s there, explore the backstory of Pintel and Ragetti, see Elizabeth as a woman of the people, and patronize Scott while he tells us a little history about pieces of eight. Join us for this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute and get details on our listener appreciation contest that runs from February 27, 2017 to March 12, 2017. Learn more about the contest at http://blac...2017-02-2800 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 31: Morbid Sense of HumorJoin us for minute 31 of The Curse of the Black Pearl! Captain Jack Sparrow challenges the Black Pearl legend that it leaves no survivors as the ship sends a barrage of cannonballs to port Royal and Fort Charles. The attacking pirate crew come ashore in all their creepy glory and we are officially introduced to Pintel, Regatti and his wooden eye – the anti-Mullroy and Murtogg. Besides a few laughs, Heather reveals her dark side and morbid sense of humor during this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute.
Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of th...2017-02-2325 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 31: Morbid Sense of HumorJoin us for minute 31 of The Curse of the Black Pearl! Captain Jack Sparrow challenges the Black Pearl legend that it leaves no survivors as the ship sends a barrage of cannonballs to port Royal and Fort Charles. The attacking pirate crew come ashore in all their creepy glory and we are officially introduced to Pintel, Regatti and his wooden eye – the anti-Mullroy and Murtogg. Besides a few laughs, Heather reveals her dark side and morbid sense of humor during this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute.
Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean mi...2017-02-2300 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 30: First Line of OffenseAfter a couple of episodes filled with double entendres, we unfortunately take a break from the euphemisms to watch the Black Pearl unleash cannon fire on Port Royal in minute 30 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Heather is awarded the dumb joke of the week, Governor Swann tries to cheer Norrington up since he has yet to get an answer from Elizabeth after he popped the question, Captain Jack Sparrow hears and sees a familiar ship, and pirate prisoners expand on the legend of the Black Pearl in this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute.
Thank...2017-02-2221 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 30: First Line of OffenseAfter a couple of episodes filled with double entendres, we unfortunately take a break from the euphemisms to watch the Black Pearl unleash cannon fire on Port Royal in minute 30 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Heather is awarded the dumb joke of the week, Governor Swann tries to cheer Norrington up since he has yet to get an answer from Elizabeth after he popped the question, Captain Jack Sparrow hears and sees a familiar ship, and pirate prisoners expand on the legend of the Black Pearl in this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute.
Thank you for...2017-02-2200 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 28: Flaunting Our Stuff
Join us for a true flaunting our stuff episode on minute 28 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. In this minute of discovery, John Brown takes credit for capturing a wanted pirate, Jack Sparrow, we bounce across four different locations, Elizabeth reveals her true feelings about Norrington and marriage, Estrella divulges a pair of pirate festival and renaissance fair Easter eggs that catches Heather’s attention, and we discuss the prison dog – the most famous mutt of the 18th century and of the Pirates of the Caribbean rides.
Thank you for listening to this episode of Pira...2017-02-2029 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 28: Flaunting Our StuffJoin us for a true flaunting our stuff episode on minute 28 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. In this minute of discovery, John Brown takes credit for capturing a wanted pirate, Jack Sparrow, we bounce across four different locations, Elizabeth reveals her true feelings about Norrington and marriage, Estrella divulges a pair of pirate festival and renaissance fair Easter eggs that catches Heather’s attention, and we discuss the prison dog – the most famous mutt of the 18th century and of the Pirates of the Caribbean rides.
Thank you for listening to this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean minu...2017-02-2000 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 26: Don’t Call Me StrumpetJoin us for minute 26 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discover that what we thought was just a cute, innocent nickname takes an incredible turn for the worse. We announce that Scott will be a guest on the Goonies Minute podcast, find additional evidence that Will Turner is indeed Legolas from Lord of the Rings, discuss the critical need for action sequences to have a story, and explore some behind the scenes facts. Join us for this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute.2017-02-1600 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 24: Fifty Shades of PirateMinute 24 of The Curse of the Black Pearl takes another famous gratuitous turn as things get a little frisky when discussing weapons and 18th century torture devices - how appropriate for Valentine's Day. That’s right, our own Will Turner apparently builds executioner axes and iron masks, a departure from his morally good character. Join us for this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as Scott strives to set a personal record for putting Heather at the heart of his jokes, and we watch Jack’s plan of escape almost come to fruition.2017-02-1427 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 24: Fifty Shades of PirateMinute 24 of The Curse of the Black Pearl takes another famous gratuitous turn as things get a little frisky when discussing weapons and 18th century torture devices - how appropriate for Valentine's Day. That’s right, our own Will Turner apparently builds executioner axes and iron masks, a departure from his morally good character. Join us for this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as Scott strives to set a personal record for putting Heather at the heart of his jokes, and we watch Jack’s plan of escape almost come to fruition.2017-02-1400 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 21: Blindly Shooting CiviliansJoin us for minute 21 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we laugh and cross our fingers that a trained Royal Marine who is blindly waving and shooting his musket does not hit any civilians or other soldiers. Captain Jack Sparrow makes a daring escape using townspeople for cover while crossing a bridge and seeks refuge in a blacksmith shop, successfully eluding capture for the time being. Additionally, we examine the reality of soldiers shooting and reloading their muskets, learn a little about Gillette, and Heather causes us to look at 18th century literacy rates and the need for...2017-02-0928 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 21: Blindly Shooting CiviliansJoin us for minute 21 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we laugh and cross our fingers that a trained Royal Marine who is blindly waving and shooting his musket does not hit any civilians or other soldiers. Captain Jack Sparrow makes a daring escape using townspeople for cover while crossing a bridge and seeks refuge in a blacksmith shop, successfully eluding capture for the time being. Additionally, we examine the reality of soldiers shooting and reloading their muskets, learn a little about Gillette, and Heather causes us to look at 18th century literacy rates and the need for...2017-02-0900 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 20: Big RedIt’s time for minute 20 and Jack’s daring escape from the clutches of Commodore Norrington. Besides launching himself skyward, things take a decidedly 1980s turn as we explore Jack’s need for fresh breath, his overt revenge on Governor Swann and Norrington that’s filled with sexual innuendo towards Elizabeth, and we mourn the drowning of two British Royal Marines since obviously they can’t swim. Join us as we identify catchphrases and Scott sings a jingle on this episode of The Curse of the Black Pearl on the Pirates of the Caribbean Minute.2017-02-0800 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 19: Pirates of Middle EarthDid we really just make a connection between Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings? Scott expands on his medallion theory with the help of a listener, realizes that British Royal Marines were the pioneers of gang colors and pistol holding techniques, and examines the meaning of life through Captain Jack Sparrow. Join us for minute 19 of The Curse of the Black Pearl on the Pirates of the Caribbean Minute.2017-02-0700 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 9: The Pirate of HeartsThe pirate of love, Elizabeth Swann engages in a battle of hearts and desires with the off-limits workingman Will Turner. In minute 9 of the Pirates of the Caribbean Minute we are introduced to our first real pirate; the pirate we all wanted to see. Meanwhile Scott may or may not call Elizabeth a dog and we theorize that pirates may have been the inspiration for Batman’s utility belt. Join us as we analyze The Curse of the Black Pearl.2017-01-2400 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 8: Flip the Sword in 15 TakesJoin us for minute 8 as we watch Will Turner seemingly nail and display his sword flipping skills while Governor Swann flinches and Elizabeth makes her grand Scarlett O’Hara stairway entrance. Scott and Heather also pretend to be sword experts and discuss how nice it is to have their own 18th century butler.2017-01-2300 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 8: Flip the Sword in 15 TakesJoin us for minute 8 as we watch Will Turner seemingly nail and display his sword flipping skills while Governor Swann flinches and Elizabeth makes her grand Scarlett O’Hara stairway entrance. Scott and Heather also pretend to be sword experts and discuss how nice it is to have their own 18th century butler.2017-01-2327 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 6: I Wanna be a PirateElizabeth brushes off dust from the gold medallion that she has been hiding in a secret compartment and decides to put it on…perhaps imagining what it would be like to be a pirate and reliving her experience on the HMS Dauntless. Join us as we wonder why the medallion has been hidden for so long, what other infamous pirate could have been Captain Jack Sparrow, and Heather pretends to be Dr. Evil.2017-01-1900 minBlack Pearl Show: Pirates of the CaribbeanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 6: I Wanna be a Pirate
Elizabeth brushes off dust from the gold medallion that she has been hiding in a secret compartment and decides to put it on…perhaps imagining what it would be like to be a pirate and reliving her experience on the HMS Dauntless. Join us as we wonder why the medallion has been hidden for so long, what other infamous pirate could have been Captain Jack Sparrow, and Heather pretends to be Dr. Evil.2017-01-1924 min