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Beauty and DeGeestHow would it feel to be rejected by the devil?Pat and Scott talk about the 2005 film The Devil's Rejects
2024-03-091h 07Beauty and DeGeestHow many corpses are in your house? It is 1000?Pat and Scott talk about the 2003 Rob Zombie film House of 1000 Corpses
2024-03-021h 00Beauty and DeGeestCocaine Bear, loosely based on a True StoryPat and Scott talk about the 2023 film Cocaine Bear
2024-02-2450 minBeauty and DeGeestGet a load of Drillvis, he's got quite the buzzPat and Scott talk about the 1987 film Slumber Party Massacre 2
2024-02-1752 minBeauty and DeGeestThere's only Massacres at this Slumber PartyPat and Scott talk about the 1982 film Slumber Party Massacre
2024-02-101h 03Beauty and DeGeestA gaggle of stars were in John Carpenter's The WardPat and Scott talk about the 2010 film The Ward
2024-02-0354 minBeauty and DeGeestWhy am I reading while watching Cube?Pat and Scott talk about the 2021 Japanese film, Cube
2024-01-2752 minBeauty and DeGeest110: What comes before a cube? Apparently it's Cube ZeroPat and Scott talk about the 2004 film Cube 3: Cube Zero
2024-01-2038 minBeauty and DeGeest108: We were hyper for the Hyper CubePat and Scott continue the Cube series with 2002's Cube 2: Hypercube
2024-01-1351 min2024-01-0651 min2023-12-2350 minBeauty and DeGeestChristmas month continues with A Christmas Horror StoryPat and Scott talk about the 2015 movie A Christmas Horror Story
2023-12-161h 01Beauty and DeGeestThis movie may have ruined snowmen for mePat and Scott talk about Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Killer Snowman, and some Magic the Gathering talk
2023-12-0944 minBeauty and DeGeestHoliday season has started a bit early, it's time for Jack Frost to nip at your nosePat and Scott talk about the 1997 film Jack Frost
2023-12-0258 minBeauty and DeGeestCelebrating Turkey day by Thankskilling Episode 100 (we think)Pat and Scott talk about the 2008 film Thankskilling and the new Magic set Lost Caverns of Ixalan
2023-11-251h 04Beauty and DeGeestSomeone's Mary got Urban Legend bloodiedPat and Scott talk about life and the final Urban Legend film, Urban Legend Bloody Mary.
2023-11-1849 minBeauty and DeGeestThis Final Cut maybe should have been left on the cutting room floorPat and Scott breakdown the 2000 "masterpiece" Urban Legend Final Cut
2023-11-1148 minBeauty and DeGeestUrban Legends aren't real, are they?Pat and Scott break down the 1998 film Urban Legend.
2023-11-0458 minBeauty and DeGeestThis episode has been added to The CollectionPat and Scott talk about the 2012 film, The Collection.
2023-10-281h 01Beauty and DeGeestWe're finally done with TexasPat and Scott talk about life and the 2022 Texas Chainsaw Massacre file
2023-10-2154 minBeauty and DeGeestWho is really Leatherface? The answer may shock you...Pat and Scott have a discussion about the 2017 film Leatherface.
2023-10-141h 04Beauty and DeGeestWhere was the question of why your best friend is wearing your boyfriend's shirt and he's not wearing one at all?Pat and Scott talk about the 2013 Texas Chainsaw 3D film
2023-10-0759 minBeauty and DeGeestThe beginning of the beginning of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre seriesPat and Scott talk about life and Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning.
2023-09-301h 00Beauty and DeGeestReboot brings more Chainsawing, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 EditionPat and Scott recap the previous week and talk about the 2003 film, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
2023-09-231h 03Beauty and DeGeestThe new generation begins the Slaughter, without using a chainsaw...Pat and Scott talk about the 1995 film Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the New Generation. Or The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
2023-09-1657 minBeauty and DeGeestLots of screaming, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2Pat and Scott talk about the 1986 film, Texas chainsaw massacre 2
2023-09-0252 minBeauty and DeGeestA special guest brings the start of a new seriesPat and Scott talk about Crypticon and Texas Chainsaw Massacre with special guest Anbry, from Masks by Anbry.
2023-08-261h 11Beauty and DeGeestWhat if Kevin McCallister killed the Wet Bandits? He would be The CollectorPat and Scott talk about the 2009 film The Collector
2023-08-191h 06Beauty and DeGeestThe Autopsy of Jane Doe, a psychological thrillerPat and Scott talk about the film The Autopsy of Jane Doe and necrophilia
2023-08-1245 minBeauty and DeGeestSequel, Prequel or just a pile of film? Subspecies V: BloodrisePat and Scott talk about the Full Moon Feature, Subspecies V: Bloodrise (2023)
2023-08-0555 minBeauty and DeGeestEnding Shark Month with The Meg, just in time for the sequelPat and Scott talk about the 2018 Jason Statham masterpiece, The Meg.
2023-07-291h 17Beauty and DeGeest2020 brought us Deep Blue Sea 3Pat and Scott continue Shark month with Deep Blue Sea 3.
2023-07-221h 05Beauty and DeGeestDeep Blue Sea had a sequel that most of us didn't know aboutPat and Scott promote Pat's upcoming comedy shows and talk about the 2019 film Deep Blue Sea 2.
2023-07-1553 minBeauty and DeGeestShark Month Week 1, Deep Blue SeaWe are celebrating Shark Month in July, Pat and Scott broke down the movie Deep Blue Sea
2023-07-081h 07Beauty and DeGeestYou are cursed if you don't listen to this episode about La LloronaPat and Scott talk about the movie The Curse of La Llorona, a movie from The Conjuring universe
2023-07-011h 00Beauty and DeGeestWax ecstatic or wax poetic? 2005's House of WaxPat and Scott break down the Paris Hilton classic, House of Wax.
2023-06-241h 05Beauty and DeGeestThe Behavior in this movie wasn't the only thing that was DisturbingPat and Scott talk about the 1998 film Disturbing Behavior and promise to look at spoilers for the MTG Lord of the Rings set
2023-06-171h 06Beauty and DeGeestEvil Super Boy in the town of BrightburnPat and Scott talk about the movie Brightburn (2019)
2023-06-101h 04Beauty and DeGeestThe end of the Candyman series...for now. Where was Tony Todd?Pat and Scott discuss the 2021 Candyman movie.
2023-06-0355 minBeauty and DeGeestCandyman 3, better than the numbers showedPat and Scott talk about the film Candyman 3: Day of the Dead from 1999.
2023-05-271h 08Beauty and DeGeestCandyman 2, like a 9 hour marathonPat and Scott talk about Candyman 2: Farewell to the Flesh.
2023-05-2059 minBeauty and DeGeestDon't look in the mirror, it's the Candyman!Pat and Scott talk about the 1992 film The Candyman.
2023-05-131h 02Beauty and DeGeestTake it to space in Event HorizonPat and Scott talk about the Paul WS Anderson film, Event Horizon
2023-05-061h 05Beauty and DeGeestShort movie, short episode- Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-rama 2Pat and Scott have a quick review of a mistake film
2023-04-2945 minBeauty and DeGeestTerrifier 2, nothing more needs to be said in this titlePat and Scott talk about Terrifier 2 and how boring our lives are
2023-04-221h 13Beauty and DeGeestThat's a creative way to use a hacksaw, The TerrifierPat and Scott talk about 2016's The Terrifier and reveal each of their top 5 wanted cards from March of the Machine
2023-04-151h 12Beauty and DeGeestWhat to do when Halloween Ends? Move on to the next thingPat and Scott break down Halloween Ends and talk about the next couple of movies.
2023-04-081h 01Beauty and DeGeestThis movie killed my love for Halloween, so it's fitting that it's called Halloween KillsPat and Scott talk about the 2021 film Halloween Kills
2023-04-0157 minBeauty and DeGeestWhere did the rest of the story go? Halloween 2018Pat and Scott voice their opinions on Halloween 2018, and talk about some conventions
2023-03-251h 04Beauty and DeGeestRob Zombie made a sequel, Halloween 2 (2009)Pat and Scott give their opinions on Halloween 2 (2009)
2023-03-1854 minBeauty and DeGeestA very shrill remake...Rob Zombie's 2007 HalloweenPat and Scott talk about the 2007 film Halloween, written and directed by Rob Zombie.
2023-03-1152 minBeauty and DeGeestLet's make a movie to rip off an MTV reality show, Halloween 8: ResurrectionPat and Scott mockingly review the 2002 film Halloween Resurrection
2023-03-041h 26Beauty and DeGeestH20, much less pleasing than H2OPat and Scott talk about the film H20, Halloween 20 years later and give their top 5 IPs that they would like to see incorporated in Magic the Gathering
2023-02-251h 22Beauty and DeGeestPaul Rudd can beat up Michael Myers and not even agePat and Scott break down Paul Rudd's aging and the film Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers.
2023-02-1857 minBeauty and DeGeestMichael Myers wants his revenge, but gets a net made of chains insteadPat and Scott give their breakdown of Halloween 5 and discuss their top 5 most wanted cards of Phyrexia All will be One
2023-02-111h 07Beauty and DeGeestMichael Myers is jealous of his niece, Halloween 4Pat and Scott talk about the fourth installment of the Halloween franchise.
2023-02-041h 11Beauty and DeGeestA strange little movie about masks, Halloween 3 Season of the WitchPat and Scott talk about Halloween 3 Season of the Witch.
2023-01-2858 minBeauty and DeGeestNew Season, New Series...It's already Halloween season on this episodePat and Scott talk about the 1978 horror classic, John Carpenter's Halloween
2023-01-141h 05Beauty and DeGeestKeystone cops, angels and Cenobytes don't mix well in Hellraiser: JudgmentPat and Scott talk about the 2018 film Hellraiser: Judgment
2022-12-3158 minBeauty and DeGeestFilmed in 2 weeks, you couldn't tell at all. Hellraiser: RevelationsPat and Scott talk about the placeholder that is Hellraiser: Revelations.
2022-12-2457 minBeauty and DeGeest12 Days of Christmas: Days 7-12 Bonus Episode: Christmas EvilPat and Scott talk about the 1980 film Christmas Evil.
2022-12-1857 minBeauty and DeGeestWhat a long, strange trip this has been, in Hellworld.....Pat and Scott have a civilized discussion about Hellraiser 8: Hellworld.
2022-12-171h 07Beauty and DeGeestTwelve days of Christmas: Days 1-6 Elves....What the hell did we just watch?Pat and Scott break down the Shitasterpiece film from Uncork'd Entertainment, Elves.
2022-12-1242 minBeauty and DeGeestWinter is coming....along with his Deader cult and only the mainstream media can stop himPat and Scott talk about Hellraiser 7: Deader and talk about their top 5 Christmas movies. (Somehow Die Hard was included)
2022-12-101h 02Beauty and DeGeest5 for 1 seems like a bad deal, unless it's for your soulPat and Scott talk about the mayhem in the film Hellraiser 6: Hellseeker.
2022-12-031h 18Beauty and DeGeestDon't hunt the Engineer, or he will hunt you..Hellraiser 5: Hellseeker.Pat and Scott talk about Hellraiser 5 and have a slight rant about people leaving bad movie reviews.
2022-11-261h 23Beauty and DeGeestWhat would happen if Indiana Jones found a puzzlebox? Hellbound: Hellraiser II is the answer.Pat and Scott talk about Hellbound: Hellraiser II and life updates from the both of us.
2022-11-0549 minBeauty and DeGeestApparently the Cenobites were what's in the box, Brad...Pat and Scott talk about the 1987 film Hellraiser
2022-10-291h 12Beauty and DeGeestA podcast about a paper companyPat and Scott break down the last (for now) of the Final Destination series and talk about the future episodes of the podcast
2022-10-221h 06Beauty and DeGeestIf only the Title were true, it's The Final DestinationPat and Scott talk about the turdtastic film, The Final Destination.
2022-10-151h 18Beauty and DeGeest2 for 1 sale on death premonitions, Final Destination 3 Death Coaster of fondling the devil's ballsPat and Scott talk about Final Destination 3 and reuniting at a party after this is released
2022-10-081h 09Beauty and DeGeestThe river runeth clear...or do they?Pat and Scott have a civil discussion regarding Final Destination 2.
2022-10-011h 18Beauty and DeGeestWorst character name in a movie ever, try to change my mind....Pat and Scott talk about the 2000 movie Final Destination, starring Devon Sawa, Ali Larter, and Sean William Scott.
2022-09-241h 27Beauty and DeGeestIt Chapter 2, the emergence of PennywisePat and Scott discuss It: Chapter 2 and catch up on life.
2022-09-171h 15Beauty and DeGeestIt was the summer of 89 in Derry, MainePat and Scott talk about the It Chapter 1 movie.
2022-09-101h 23Beauty and DeGeestMy favorite book turned into a 1990 ABC TV miniseriesPat and Scott talk about the 1990 Miniseries IT. Originally aired on ABC in 1990, when we were 10.
2022-09-031h 30Beauty and DeGeestFriday the 13th, the Final, Final, Final ChapterPat and Scott have a discussion of the 2009 film Friday the 13th. Starring Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker and Willa Ford (only in the movie, not on the podcast).
2022-08-271h 37Beauty and DeGeestToo many villains, not enough victims -- Freddy vs. JasonPat and Scott give their thoughts on Freddy vs. Jason and Magic drafts.
2022-08-201h 32Beauty and DeGeestWhat you get when you lock a maniac in a spaceship with horny college kids --- Jason X!Pat and Scott talk about the 2001 masterpiece, Jason X
2022-08-131h 14Beauty and DeGeestJason goes to Hell, and takes the whole series with himPat and Scott give their opinions on Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
2022-08-061h 15Beauty and DeGeestJason Takes Manhattan, if Manhattan is another name for a giant dumpPat and Scott talk about the large turd that was Friday the 13th Part 8 Jason takes Manhattan and catch up on life
2022-07-301h 32Beauty and DeGeestTelekinetic Tina and Nick vs. Masked KillerPat and Scott continue the Friday the 13th series with Part 7, The New Blood.
2022-07-231h 18Beauty and DeGeestThe closing of the Tommy Jarvis, the bad boy, sagaPat and Scott cover the movie Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives
2022-07-161h 20Beauty and DeGeestGordon the dog, Tommy the mask maker and Rob "he's killing me with my own knife" walk into a horny coed cabinPat and Scott talk about Friday the 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter and try to figure out what happened to Gordon the Golden Retriever.
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Beauty and DeGeestIf Seth Rogen were in an 80s 3D horror moviePat and Scott continue on the Friday the 13th journey with Part 3 this week
2022-07-021h 25Beauty and DeGeestILL fitting shirts, horny co-eds, a severed head and a sack wearing psychopath walk into a bar....Pat and Scott spoil the movie Friday the 13th Part 2, from 1981.
2022-06-251h 19Beauty and DeGeestThe beginning of the series of Friday the 13thPat and Scott break down the original Friday the 13th movie, continuing on the listener suggestions
2022-06-181h 14Beauty and DeGeestA new beginning, after a near disasterPat and Scott review and break down Friday the 13th Part 5, A New Beginning and catch up on life
2022-06-111h 41Beauty and DeGeestA man can regenerate from any injury except a brain injury? That's absurd!Pat and Scott catch up on life after breaking down the 1981 Italian film Absurd.
2022-06-041h 20Beauty and DeGeestClass? More like Cretins of Nuke 'em HighPat and Scott break down the Troma classic Class of Nuke 'em High and catch up on life
2022-05-211h 18Beauty and DeGeestStock footage, stock sound effects, a guy with terrible aim, and a dumb blonde....welcome to Devil StoryPat and Scott break down the 1986 film Devil Story, all we can say is "Wow"
2022-05-141h 09Beauty and DeGeestThe episode about the drunken Wisconsin SamuraiPat and Scott break down Blood Beat, which is very apparent the writer/director was admittedly on drugs during most of the filming. Plus the greatest scene ever involving a can of Tab soda.
2022-05-071h 20Beauty and DeGeestThe Black Roses, better than Guns N Roses? Our first Troma feature was a classicPat and Scott break down and review the Troma Studios classic The Black Roses, starring former Oakland Raider tight end Todd Christensen...(not really, they just look alike)
2022-04-301h 25Beauty and DeGeestI can't even come up with a name, it's The Unnamable episodePat and Scott break down The Unnamable, a movie based on an HP Lovecraft story
2022-04-231h 13Beauty and DeGeestBack to the 80s we go, for The Mutilator!Pat and Scott break down the slasher film The Mutilator in all its glory and you even get to hear some singing from The Beauty for a few seconds.
2022-04-161h 16Beauty and DeGeestFred the Bigfoot is too pervy for his bridePat and Scott watch the 2021 "film" Bigfoot's Bride, and make fun of its perverted nature.
2022-04-091h 15Beauty and DeGeestMay all your Maniacs be of the neon varietyPat and Scott talk about the roller coaster of emotions that was called Neon Maniacs, by far the longest episode we've ever done.
2022-04-021h 40Beauty and DeGeestFeast your eyes and ears on this film, also called FeastScott and Pat discuss the events of the creature feature Feast, starring Judah Friedlander, Josh Zuckerman and Henry Rollins
2022-03-261h 06Beauty and DeGeestThe end of a series, and what a slow end it wasPat and Scott break down Subspecies 4: The Awakening, the end of the series. We also get super excited to watch the next movie Raw Force.
2022-03-121h 18Beauty and DeGeestThird Subspecies movie down, one more to go...Pat and Scott talk about Bloodlust: Subspecies 3, and about how it was so much better than Subspecies 2, despite the character of Bob.
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