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Here's the TowerI Like to Rap
Episode 119
I’m the kind of rapper who likes to rapAnd I’m rapping to my rap songs when I rapAnd everybody knows that I like to rapAnd now you’re the one listening to me when I rap
And I’m the kind of rapper who likes to rapAnd if you listen to me then it’s because I’m rappingAnd if you want to listen to the songs that I rapWell, just listen up cuz here’s how I rap
Everybody likes the way...2024-11-1301 minHere's the TowerI Like to RapEpisode 119 I’m the kind of rapper who likes to rapAnd I’m rapping to my rap songs when I rapAnd everybody knows that I like to rapAnd now you’re the one listening to me when I rapAnd I’m the kind of rapper who likes to rapAnd if you listen to me then it’s because I’m rappingAnd if you want to listen to the songs that I rapWell, just listen up cuz here’s how I rapEverybody likes the way...2024-11-1301 min
Here's the TowerThe Concession SpeechEpisode 117
At the end of the long 2024 campaign, Donald Trump gives a late night speech to a crowd of his weary supporters.Scott Ritcher as Trump, with the help of voice-altering software. ➸ Here’s the Tower is possible only with your support.Get extra content and personalized rewards, while helping me make better episodes with more actors and musicians. Sign up at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron Visit Here's the Tower2024-10-2302 minHere's the TowerThe Concession Speech
Episode 117
At the end of the long 2024 campaign, Donald Trump gives a late night speech to a crowd of his weary supporters.
Scott Ritcher as Trump, with the help of voice-altering software.
2024-10-2302 min
Here's the TowerThrowback WednesdayEpisode 116
As a very lucky adult, I have toured the US and Europe many times, singing and playing guitar for people. But in my younger years – when I was the handsome young man you see in this photo – the music I made was keyboard based.
When I was a senior in high school, I was in a synthesizer band called Pink Aftershock. We released a cassette tape of some of our originals songs on this date 35 years ago, November 17, 1986. That tape was the first release from a small indie label I operated called Slamdek which issued more than 4...2021-11-1704 minK Composite MagazineThrowback Wednesday
Episode 116
As a very lucky adult, I have toured the US and Europe many times, singing and playing guitar for people. But in my younger years – when I was the handsome young man you see in this photo – the music I made was keyboard based.
When I was a senior in high school, I was in a synthesizer band called Pink Aftershock. We released a cassette tape of some of our originals songs on this date 35 years ago, November 17, 1986. That tape was the first release from a small indie label I operated called Slamdek which issued more than 4...2021-11-1704 minHere's the TowerThrowback Wednesday
Episode 116
As a very lucky adult, I have toured the US and Europe many times, singing and playing guitar for people. But in my younger years – when I was the handsome young man you see in this photo – the music I made was keyboard based.
When I was a senior in high school, I was in a synthesizer band called Pink Aftershock. We released a cassette tape of some of our originals songs on this date 35 years ago, November 17, 1986. That tape was the first release from a small indie label I operated called Slamdek which issued more than 4...2021-11-1704 min
Here's the TowerOnly With the Utmost TrepidationEpisode 106
It is a snowy winter night at the Tower’s mountaintop manor as Lord Chutney responds to a desperate rasp upon the door.
A weary guest is brought in from the cold for a private audience with the Tower. But on the way down the twisting hallway and through the library, the visitor is advised to be careful. The Tower is a most curious fellow who exhibits all manner of eccentricity.
Associate producer: Betsy McClimans
Music: “Only With the Utmost Trepidation” by Scott Ritcher ➸ Here’s the Tower is possible onl...2021-05-1200 minK Composite MagazineOnly With the Utmost Trepidation
Episode 106
It is a snowy winter night at the Tower’s mountaintop manor as Lord Chutney responds to a desperate rasp upon the door.
A weary guest is brought in from the cold for a private audience with the Tower. But on the way down the twisting hallway and through the library, the visitor is advised to be careful. The Tower is a most curious fellow who exhibits all manner of eccentricity.
Associate producer: Betsy McClimans
Music: “Only With the Utmost Trepidation” by Scott Ritcher ➸ Here’s the Tower is possible onl...2021-05-1200 minHere's the TowerOnly With the Utmost Trepidation
Episode 106
It is a snowy winter night at the Tower’s mountaintop manor as Lord Chutney responds to a desperate rasp upon the door.
A weary guest is brought in from the cold for a private audience with the Tower. But on the way down the twisting hallway and through the library, the visitor is advised to be careful. The Tower is a most curious fellow who exhibits all manner of eccentricity.
Associate producer: Betsy McClimans
Music: “Only With the Utmost Trepidation” by Scott Ritcher
2021-05-1200 min
Here's the TowerDem Cawds
Episode 103
Bertrand Benoit looks back on his long life as a Cajun grifter.
He spent years walking town to town along the swampy roads of Louisiana. He passed his days doing card tricks, hustling people out a few bucks, running afoul of the law, and breaking a few hearts across the bayou.
Now he feels at home just about anywhere.
Here’s the Tower presentsDEM CAWDSScott Ritcher as Bertrand BenoitMicah Touchet as the Sheriff of Terrebonne ParishJasmine Weatherby as Miss PaulinePat McClimans as Beaure...2021-04-1405 minHere's the TowerDem CawdsEpisode 103
Bertrand Benoit looks back on his long life as a Cajun grifter.
He spent years walking town to town along the swampy roads of Louisiana. He passed his days doing card tricks, hustling people out a few bucks, running afoul of the law, and breaking a few hearts across the bayou.
Now he feels at home just about anywhere.
Here’s the Tower presentsDEM CAWDSScott Ritcher as Bertrand BenoitMicah Touchet as the Sheriff of Terrebonne ParishJasmine Weatherby as Miss PaulinePat McClimans as Beaure...2021-04-1405 minK Composite MagazineDem Cawds
Episode 103
Bertrand Benoit looks back on his long life as a Cajun grifter.
He spent years walking town to town along the swampy roads of Louisiana. He passed his days doing card tricks, hustling people out a few bucks, running afoul of the law, and breaking a few hearts across the bayou.
Now he feels at home just about anywhere.
Here’s the Tower presentsDEM CAWDSScott Ritcher as Bertrand BenoitMicah Touchet as the Sheriff of Terrebonne ParishJasmine Weatherby as Miss PaulinePat McClimans as Beaure...2021-04-1405 min
Here's the TowerPut It On the Bottom
Episode 97
Everybody knows the formula for making a hit record: sing about life hacks for household chores.
I have a simple rule I like to live byIt comes in handy in lots of situationsAnd it’s called…
Put it on the bottom
After you wash the dishesAnd you’re putting them awayPut the clean ones on the bottom of the stackIf you put the clean ones on the topThe same dishes get used over and overIf you put the clean...2021-03-0303 minHere's the TowerPut It On the BottomEpisode 97Everybody knows the formula for making a hit record: sing about life hacks for household chores.I have a simple rule I like to live byIt comes in handy in lots of situationsAnd it’s called…Put it on the bottomAfter you wash the dishesAnd you’re putting them awayPut the clean ones on the bottom of the stackIf you put the clean ones on the topThe same dishes get used over and overIf you put the clean...2021-03-0303 minK Composite MagazinePut It On the Bottom
Episode 97
Everybody knows the formula for making a hit record: sing about life hacks for household chores.
I have a simple rule I like to live byIt comes in handy in lots of situationsAnd it’s called…
Put it on the bottom
After you wash the dishesAnd you’re putting them awayPut the clean ones on the bottom of the stackIf you put the clean ones on the topThe same dishes get used over and overIf you put the clean...2021-03-0303 min
Here's the TowerBeers on the Balcony
Episode 96
During the long winters in Sweden, cozy weekend parties in friends’ apartments are a big help in making cold darkness more bearable. I have missed those parties this year, since getting together like that hasn’t been possible* during the pandemic.
Stockholm’s apartments are fairly compact and the refrigerators are also small, so there’s not a lot of space to keep beer and bubbles cold for your guests. Instead, it’s quite common for people to stack their beers outside on their apartment balcony. Out there it is usually very cold indeed.
You’d thin...2021-02-2401 minHere's the TowerBeers on the BalconyEpisode 96During the long winters in Sweden, cozy weekend parties in friends’ apartments are a big help in making cold darkness more bearable. I have missed those parties this year, since getting together like that hasn’t been possible* during the pandemic.Stockholm’s apartments are fairly compact and the refrigerators are also small, so there’s not a lot of space to keep beer and bubbles cold for your guests. Instead, it’s quite common for people to stack their beers outside on their apartment balcony. Out there it is usually very cold indeed.You’d thin...2021-02-2401 minK Composite MagazineBeers on the Balcony
Episode 96
During the long winters in Sweden, cozy weekend parties in friends’ apartments are a big help in making cold darkness more bearable. I have missed those parties this year, since getting together like that hasn’t been possible* during the pandemic.
Stockholm’s apartments are fairly compact and the refrigerators are also small, so there’s not a lot of space to keep beer and bubbles cold for your guests. Instead, it’s quite common for people to stack their beers outside on their apartment balcony. Out there it is usually very cold indeed.
You’d thin...2021-02-2401 min
Here's the TowerShhh! Li'l Tower is Sleeping
Episode 87
In March of 2020, I began using a sleep monitor app to track and analyze my sleep patterns.
Each morning when I wake up, I can see data about my previous night’s sleep and how it was affected by any number of factors including what time I got into bed, how many steps I walked the previous day, the weather, the lunar phases, and more.
I can see trends and insights over time as well, like that I sleep better when I have cleaner sheets, when my sleep schedule is consistent, and when I don...2020-12-0902 minHere's the TowerShhh! Li'l Tower is Sleeping
Episode 87
In March of 2020, I began using a sleep monitor app to track and analyze my sleep patterns.
Each morning when I wake up, I can see data about my previous night’s sleep and how it was affected by any number of factors including what time I got into bed, how many steps I walked the previous day, the weather, the lunar phases, and more.
I can see trends and insights over time as well, like that I sleep better when I have cleaner sheets, when my sleep schedule is consistent, and when I don...2020-12-0902 minK Composite MagazineShhh! Li’l Tower is Sleeping
Episode 87
In March of 2020, I began using a sleep monitor app to track and analyze my sleep patterns.
Each morning when I wake up, I can see data about my previous night’s sleep and how it was affected by any number of factors including what time I got into bed, how many steps I walked the previous day, the weather, the lunar phases, and more.
I can see trends and insights over time as well, like that I sleep better when I have cleaner sheets, when my sleep schedule is consistent, and when I don...2020-12-0902 min
Here's the TowerTwenty Years Since Everybody Was On EarthEpisode 82
One of my favorite bookmarked websites is a very uncomplicated page called howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com.
This site simply displays a number, usually between 3 and 6, that tells you how many people are in space at the moment and it provides links to the Wikipedia pages of those people.
As I record this, right now there are three people in space.
Since NASA’s Space Shuttle program ended in 2012, most of the people in space at any given moment have been living and working at the International Space Station. This research outpost hangs 250 miles above th...2020-11-0403 minK Composite MagazineTwenty Years Since Everybody Was On Earth
Episode 82
One of my favorite bookmarked websites is a very uncomplicated page called howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com.
This site simply displays a number, usually between 3 and 6, that tells you how many people are in space at the moment and it provides links to the Wikipedia pages of those people.
As I record this, right now there are three people in space.
Since NASA’s Space Shuttle program ended in 2012, most of the people in space at any given moment have been living and working at the International Space Station. This research outpost hangs 250 miles above th...2020-11-0403 minHere's the TowerTwenty Years Since Everybody Was On Earth
Episode 82
One of my favorite bookmarked websites is a very uncomplicated page called howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com.
This site simply displays a number, usually between 3 and 6, that tells you how many people are in space at the moment and it provides links to the Wikipedia pages of those people.
As I record this, right now there are three people in space.
Since NASA’s Space Shuttle program ended in 2012, most of the people in space at any given moment have been living and working at the International Space Station. This research outpost hangs 250 miles above th...2020-11-0403 min
K Composite MagazineOctober Surprise: Tower Nation Update
This is a quick reminder that you have less than two weeks left to submit your Fantasy Cabinet bracket.
All entries must be received before 11:59 pm Eastern Time on November 2, 2020. That’s the day before the civil war… I mean, the day before Election Day.
If you want to have a chance to win that luxurious Here’s the Tower coffee mug – and otherwise have some sort of distraction to get you through the upcoming long, dark winter of of our discontent – head on over to kcomposite.com/cabinet to fill in your Fantasy Cabinet bracket.2020-10-2104 min
K Composite MagazineFantasy Cabinet
Episode 80
(Looking for the scoreboard? It’s right here.)
This is a special audience-participation episode of Here’s the Tower. It’s a game that you and all listeners can play and it’s called Fantasy Cabinet.
If you’ve ever filled in a March Madness basketball bracket or bet on a horse race, you kind of know how to play the game already.
What would you say if I told you we are about to combine all the thrills of college basketball with the exciting world of executive branch politics?
This is Fa...2020-09-2306 min
Here's the TowerCome Along EverybodyEpisode 79
Far out, man! It’s the finale of Here’s the Tower’s third season. Let’s celebrate this beautiful life we’re living. Our wonderful world just grows more glorious with each day we share together.
But please be advised: The management accepts no responsibility if your head explodes while attempting to process this celebratory song’s ever-escalating exuberance.
Today’s anthem was inspired in no small part by the Barry Manilow hit “I Can’t Smile Without You.” If you’re familiar with that song, perhaps you’ve noticed that it has a silly number of key changes...2020-08-1202 min
Here's the TowerSmart Home Merle Haggard
Episode 78
Gather ’round the smart speaker for an old timey radio play.
Frank has just purchased a new digital smart home system that has the voice of country music legend Merle Haggard.
Merle can set the thermostat, start the coffee maker, update Frank’s calendar, and assist with other tasks around the house.
But soon after the device is plugged in, Merle begins complicating Frank’s life.
Here’s the Tower presents“Smart Home Merle Haggard”a radio play in three short acts
Starring Ed Nash as Frank Davidso...2020-08-0522 minK Composite MagazineSmart Home Merle Haggard
Episode 78
Gather ’round the smart speaker for an old timey radio play.
Frank has just purchased a new digital smart home system that has the voice of country music legend Merle Haggard.
Merle can set the thermostat, start the coffee maker, update Frank’s calendar, and assist with other tasks around the house.
But soon after the device is plugged in, Merle begins complicating Frank’s life.
Here’s the Tower presents“Smart Home Merle Haggard”a radio play in three short acts
Starring Ed Nash as Frank Davidso...2020-08-0522 minHere's the TowerSmart Home Merle HaggardEpisode 78
Gather ’round the smart speaker for an old timey radio play.
Frank has just purchased a new digital smart home system that has the voice of country music legend Merle Haggard.
Merle can set the thermostat, start the coffee maker, update Frank’s calendar, and assist with other tasks around the house.
But soon after the device is plugged in, Merle begins complicating Frank’s life.
Here’s the Tower presents“Smart Home Merle Haggard”a radio play in three short acts
Starring Ed Nash as Frank Davidso...2020-08-0522 min
Here's the TowerThe Heist, Part 2
Episode 77
Here’s the Tower’s team of investigative journalists continues digging into an unsolved case from four decades ago.
Residents in the quiet town of Haniston, Kentucky, were left reeling after three masked criminals pulled off a daring robbery at Pleasant Valley Savings Bank. Suspicions and theories still surround the case 40 years later.
In this episode, our team runs into a little frustration while collecting firsthand accounts from people who were on the scene, including Haniston’s former chief of police Larry Parsomn and DJ Spellchecker.
Associate producer: Betsy McClimans
You can...2020-07-2901 min
Here's the TowerThat's So Tower!
Episode 76
What in the world is Tower doing in Debbie’s apartment? Seems like they’re both up to their wacky antics again!
Guest voice:Sararose Willey as Debbie
Catchphrases in this episode: “That was my nickname in high school.” “You don’t like having fun or…” “All this!” “I would love to laugh, but your humor is so juvenile.”“Don’t bother” courtesy of a tour guide in Amsterdam years ago who meant to say “It’s not a bother.” “Joking off” courtesy of Stan Doll and Sam Sneed
Music in this epi...2020-07-2203 minHere's the TowerThat's So Tower!
Episode 76
What in the world is Tower doing in Debbie’s apartment? Seems like they’re both up to their wacky antics again!
Guest voice:Sararose Willey as Debbie
Catchphrases in this episode: “That was my nickname in high school.” “You don’t like having fun or…” “All this!” “I would love to laugh, but your humor is so juvenile.”“Don’t bother” courtesy of a tour guide in Amsterdam years ago who meant to say “It’s not a bother.” “Joking off” courtesy of Stan Doll and Sam Sneed
Music in this epi...2020-07-2203 minK Composite MagazineThat’s So Tower!
Episode 76
What in the world is Tower doing in Debbie’s apartment? Seems like they’re both up to their wacky antics again!
Guest voice:Sararose Willey as Debbie
Catchphrases in this episode: “That was my nickname in high school.” “You don’t like having fun or…” “All this!” “I would love to laugh, but your humor is so juvenile.”“Don’t bother” courtesy of a tour guide in Amsterdam years ago who meant to say “It’s not a bother.” “Joking off” courtesy of Stan Doll and Sam Sneed
Music in this epi...2020-07-2203 min
Here's the TowerMore Useful Swedish Phrases
Episode 75
If you’ve mastered the previous lesson, it’s time to move on to the next level. Today we’ll be learning more useful Swedish phrases to help you prepare for your trip.
Are your bags packed? — Är du helt jävla puckad?
That’s delightful! — Kors i taket!
You have been very helpful — Du har inte alla hästar hemma.
You are doing a really great job — Vem fan tappade dig när du var en bebis.
Let’s sit down – Sätta på mig pucko.
Would you like something...2020-07-1500 min
Here's the TowerThe New Walkman
Episode 74
We’ve been hearing rumors for weeks and now it’s finally here.
Sony announced their new Walkman models with a lot of new features and a sleek design for playing your tapes on the go. But it’s the absence of a headphone jack that may cause the biggest commotion.
Most people expected Sony to introduce wireless headphones, but industry experts say Bluetooth won’t be invented for another 16 years, and even then, it won’t work.
Guest voices by Mark Brickey of Adventures in Design and Carla Jacob. ➸ Here’s t...2020-07-0801 min
Here's the TowerPlay Some Mendelssohn
Episode 73
Today’s scene is a concert hall. We are with two friends who are anticipating what the orchestra might have prepared for them.
Guest voices: Pat McClimans and Jasmine Weatherby. ➸ Here’s the Tower is possible only with your support.Get extra content and personalized rewards, while helping me make better episodes with more actors and musicians. Sign up at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron Visit Here's the Tower2020-07-0101 min
Here's the TowerCoin Commemorative Coin
Episode 72
About the size of a US half dollar – and painstakingly minted in solid, brilliant, uncirculated Cooper nickel – the Coin Commemorative Coin is a beautiful souvenir reminder of when people used coins.
Guest voices by Mark Brickey of Adventures in Design, Carla Jacob, and Armond Pastore. ➸ Here’s the Tower is possible only with your support.Get extra content and personalized rewards, while helping me make better episodes with more actors and musicians. Sign up at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron Visit Here's the Tower2020-06-2401 min
Here's the TowerI Don’t Even Know If I Should Be Opening the Door - with Curtis Mead
Episode 71
My longtime friend Curtis Mead tells us a cautionary tale about answering the door at a famous person’s house. He joins the program from Los Angeles for this special 9 1/2-minute episode.
Music in this episode: “Vanadislunden” by Scott Ritcher “Yellow Rose of Berkeley” by Rondo Brothers “Trapped” by Quincas Moreira “Darling Ranch” by Jingle Punks “Dude” by Patrick Patrikios “Destination Unknown” by Ugonna Onyekwe “Impending Doom” by Doug Maxwell “Haunt” by Silent Partner “Great Hope” by Vibe Mountain ➸ Here’s the Tower is possible only with your support.Get extra cont...2020-06-1709 minHere's the TowerI Don’t Even Know If I Should Be Opening the Door - with Curtis Mead
Episode 71
My longtime friend Curtis Mead tells us a cautionary tale about answering the door at a famous person’s house. He joins the program from Los Angeles for this special 9 1/2-minute episode.
Music in this episode: “Vanadislunden” by Scott Ritcher “Yellow Rose of Berkeley” by Rondo Brothers “Trapped” by Quincas Moreira “Darling Ranch” by Jingle Punks “Dude” by Patrick Patrikios “Destination Unknown” by Ugonna Onyekwe “Impending Doom” by Doug Maxwell “Haunt” by Silent Partner “Great Hope” by Vibe Mountain
2020-06-1709 minK Composite MagazineI Don’t Even Know If I Should Be Opening the Door – with Curtis Mead
Episode 71
My longtime friend Curtis Mead tells us a cautionary tale about answering the door at a famous person’s house. He joins the program from Los Angeles for this special 9 1/2-minute episode.
Music in this episode: “Vanadislunden” by Scott Ritcher “Yellow Rose of Berkeley” by Rondo Brothers “Trapped” by Quincas Moreira “Darling Ranch” by Jingle Punks “Dude” by Patrick Patrikios “Destination Unknown” by Ugonna Onyekwe “Impending Doom” by Doug Maxwell “Haunt” by Silent Partner “Great Hope” by Vibe Mountain ➸ Here’s the Tower is possible only with your support.Get extra cont...2020-06-1709 min
Here's the TowerDonny Edge
Episode 70
Just when you thought the president couldn’t get any more petty in his personal attacks, now he has his own straightedge podcast and he’s calling out the posers. So-called “hardcore” bands like Chain of Strength and Four Walls Falling? “Not that classy.”
Donny Edge lays it on the line, talking some serious smack about the “fake youth crew.” He is disgusted by all these Victory bands with barcodes on their CDs.
No one is safe, including Snapcase, No For An Answer, A Chorus of Disapproval, Earth Crisis, or Mean Season. Well, he does give a shout out...2020-06-1001 min
Here's the TowerTower Nation AnnouncementNow you can sign up at patreon.com/tower to become an Official Member of Tower Nation.➸ The latest 36 episodes of Here's the Tower are free in podcast apps. You can enjoy the complete collection of more than 75 episodes for just a few bucks.Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron2020-06-0700 min
Here's the TowerThe Dirty Statler Brothers
Episode 69
A lot of folks love the Statler Brothers, but their family-friendly image is just a little too squeaky clean. That’s why we’re proud to introduce The Dirty Statler Brothers.
Special thanks to the people who made this disgusting episode possible. The fella who does our high voice singin’, that’s Pat McClimans. The voice of the woman who doesn’t care for music that isn’t dirty, well, that’s Jamblin Weatherbug. This episode was co-written with wordsmith Teobaldo Berliner. ➸ Here’s the Tower is possible only with your support.Get extra content...2020-06-0301 min
Here's the TowerAppalachian Getaway
Episode 68
It’s that time of year, folks. In the summer, you picked your own apples. In late spring you picked your own strawberries. Well, it’s harvest time again.
Bring the family on down to Appalachian mountain country to experience an authentic getaway. Finally, you can mine your own coal.
Breathe in the dampness, rich with bug dust. Choose your own hopper in the unit train. Ride down in the cage with a seasoned miner.
Then you’ll have 8 hours in the manway, shaft bottom, bed, and drift mouth to mull about and pic...2020-05-2700 min
Here's the TowerEverything You Touched
Episode 67
I saw you sitting across from me this morning on my commute. Then you stood up tall because it was your stop, but I’ll never forget the look of everything you touched after you coughed into your hand. ➸ Here’s the Tower is possible only with your support.Get extra content and personalized rewards, while helping me make better episodes with more actors and musicians. Sign up at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron Visit Here's the Tower2020-05-2001 min
Here's the TowerSeason 3 TrailerYour favorite one-minute audio adventure series – Here’s the Tower – is coming back for another season of 13 brand new episodes.
This season will be action-packed and some of the new episodes will be longer than a minute.
The first new episode – clocking in at a massive one minute and 32 seconds – is coming on May 20, 2020.
After that you’ll get a new episode every Wednesday for 13 weeks.
Until then, refresh your memory by blasting the previous 66 episodes now. They’re free wherever you get your podcasts and on kcomposite.com.
Here are some h...2020-05-1100 min
Here's the TowerMy Battle with IPS
Episode 66
I am ready to admit something to myself and to my listeners. I suffer from an affliction known as IPS, or Irritable Person Syndrome.
Reported cases of IPS have grown in recent years as the world has been getting increasingly more annoying at an alarming rate.
Vaping, gamers, fake lips, videos shot in portrait orientation, tapas, walking and typing, bloggers, missing font files, DJs, sign-up-for-our-newsletter popups, people who ask if they can ask you a question.
These all take an invisible toll on us.
So while there is no cure f...2019-11-2700 min
Here's the TowerThe Statler Brothers Revealed
Episode 65
Nashville Masters presents The Statler Brothers Revealed.
Riding a wave of success in 1982, the Statler Brothers purchased the former Beverly Manor Elementary School in Staunton, Virginia, where most of them had attended as children.
They converted the school into offices for the group, installing a family-friendly museum and a garage for their tour buses. ➸ Here’s the Tower is possible only with your support.Get extra content and personalized rewards, while helping me make better episodes with more actors and musicians. Sign up at patreon.com/tower. Become a Pat...2019-11-2000 min
Here's the TowerFleeting Like the Wind: Haiku Episode
Episode 64
This week’s episode,it is in five-seven-five,they call it haiku.
It’s Here’s the Tower,and my name is Scott Ritcher,haiku episode.
I woke up early,at once I brewed the coffee,I took it to go.
Dark like the winter,it warmed me on the inside,helping to wake me.
Near a small forest,from my door to the bus stop,seven-minute walk.
The book I borrowed,I forgot it on the bus,2019-11-1300 minHere's the TowerFleeting Like the Wind: Haiku Episode
Episode 64
This week’s episode,it is in five-seven-five,they call it haiku.
It’s Here’s the Tower,and my name is Scott Ritcher,haiku episode.
I woke up early,at once I brewed the coffee,I took it to go.
Dark like the winter,it warmed me on the inside,helping to wake me.
Near a small forest,from my door to the bus stop,seven-minute walk.
The book I borrowed,I forgot it on the bus,2019-11-1300 minK Composite MagazineFleeting Like the Wind: Haiku Episode
Episode 64
This week’s episode,it is in five-seven-five,they call it haiku.
It’s Here’s the Tower,and my name is Scott Ritcher,haiku episode.
I woke up early,at once I brewed the coffee,I took it to go.
Dark like the winter,it warmed me on the inside,helping to wake me.
Near a small forest,from my door to the bus stop,seven-minute walk.
The book I borrowed,I forgot it on the bus,2019-11-1300 min
Here's the TowerChekhov Foxworthy: You Might Be a Russian Spammer
Episode 63
Standup comedian Chekhov Foxworthy wins over the crowd with some bits from his classic routine.
If your bathroom selfie is taken with a Nokia 3390 telephone … you might be a Russian spammer.
If you make your emails from Yahoo address … you might be a Russian spammer.
If your profile photo has watermark of Shutterstock … you might be a Russian spammer.
If you are from Jackson, Mississippi, but your name has character of backwards R … you might be a Russian spammer.
If you send me shocking news story of Hillary Clinton …...2019-11-0600 min
Here's the TowerAutumn
Episode 62
Just a little soundtrack to accompany a minute of your autumn day. ➸ Here’s the Tower is possible only with your support.Get extra content and personalized rewards, while helping me make better episodes with more actors and musicians. Sign up at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron Visit Here's the Tower2019-10-3000 min
Here's the TowerUseful Swedish Phrases
Episode 61
In this lesson we’ll learn some common phrases that will help you communicate when you visit Sweden. The text is printed below so you can follow along as you learn. You’ll be speaking like a local in no time at all.
Little child – Dödgrävare.
Sir – Skitstövel.
Ma’am – Kärring.
Hello, waiter – Hallo, kåtbock.
Dear sir or madam – Din jäkla manshora.
I’m happy to meet you – Jag heter fitta.
Excuse me, ma’am – Ursäkta, likjävel.
I would like to buy y...2019-10-2300 min
Here's the TowerThe Roast of J.D. SalingerEpisode 60Give it up, y’all! The reclusive Bard of Cornish is in the house. ➸ Here’s the Tower is possible only with your support.Get extra content and personalized rewards, while helping me make better episodes with more actors and musicians. Sign up at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron Visit Here's the Tower2019-10-1600 min
K Composite MagazineThe Metroschifter’s Favorite Albums
Episode 41
If you’re one of those people who feel that one-minute episodes are “kinda short,” oh boy, are you in for a treat. With a playing time of 2 hours and 25 minutes, this week’s episode is 145 times longer than usual.
In this special, extended episode, I sit down with my bandmates as we discuss our favorite albums.
My best friends Pat “Pea” McClimans, Chris “The Hört” Reinstatler, and I have traveled the world and played music for thousands of people. Our band, the Metroschifter, has played over 200 shows in 15 countries.
Though we haven’t played...2019-02-272h 24Here's the TowerThe Metroschifter's Favorite Albums
Episode 41If you’re one of those people who feel that one-minute episodes are “kinda short,” oh boy, are you in for a treat. With a playing time of 2 hours and 25 minutes, this week’s episode is 145 times longer than usual.In this special, extended episode, I sit down with my bandmates as we discuss our favorite albums.My best friends Pat “Pea” McClimans, Chris “The Hört” Reinstatler, and I have traveled the world and played music for thousands of people. Our band, the Metroschifter, has played over 200 shows in 15 countries.Though we haven’t played...2019-02-272h 24Here's the TowerThe Metroschifter's Favorite Albums
Episode 41
If you’re one of those people who feel that one-minute episodes are “kinda short,” oh boy, are you in for a treat. With a playing time of 2 hours and 25 minutes, this week’s episode is 145 times longer than usual.
In this special, extended episode, I sit down with my bandmates as we discuss our favorite albums.
My best friends Pat “Pea” McClimans, Chris “The Hört” Reinstatler, and I have traveled the world and played music for thousands of people. Our band, the Metroschifter, has played over 200 shows in 15 countries.
Though we haven’t played...2019-02-272h 24
Here's the TowerIt's Hardly a Podcast, Colonel Ritcher
Episode 22
With election season in full swing, the ads are starting to turn negative, and now this weekly minute of entertainment has come under attack.
2018-10-1700 minHere's the TowerIt's Hardly a Podcast, Colonel RitcherEpisode 22
With election season in full swing, the ads are starting to turn negative, and now this weekly minute of entertainment has come under attack. ➸ Here’s the Tower is possible only with your support.Get extra content and personalized rewards, while helping me make better episodes with more actors and musicians. Sign up at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron Visit Here's the Tower2018-10-1700 minK Composite MagazineIt’s Hardly a Podcast, Colonel Ritcher
Episode 22
With election season in full swing, the ads are starting to turn negative, and now this weekly minute of entertainment has come under attack. ➸ Here’s the Tower is possible only with your support.Get extra content and personalized rewards, while helping me make better episodes with more actors and musicians. Sign up at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron Visit Here's the Tower2018-10-1700 min
Here's the TowerFall Pledge Drive
Episode 17
We’re in the middle of our autumn on-air pledge drive here at listener-supported K Composite.
If you enjoy quality programming like Here’s the Tower, we want you to show your support. It costs a lot* to produce these programs which are all distributed without advertising interruptions**.
This year alone, Here’s the Tower has brought you more than 15 minutes of original*** entertainment.
Every little bit helps, so don’t feel bad if you can’t afford our annual Platinum Membership at $650,000.
If you’re reading this in your podcast app...2018-09-1200 minK Composite MagazineFall Pledge Drive
Episode 17
We’re in the middle of our autumn on-air pledge drive here at listener-supported K Composite.
If you enjoy quality programming like Here’s the Tower, we want you to show your support. It costs a lot* to produce these programs which are all distributed without advertising interruptions**.
This year alone, Here’s the Tower has brought you more than 15 minutes of original*** entertainment.
Every little bit helps, so don’t feel bad if you can’t afford our annual Platinum Membership at $650,000.
If you’re reading this in your podcast app...2018-09-1200 minHere's the TowerFall Pledge DriveEpisode 17
We’re in the middle of our autumn on-air pledge drive here at listener-supported K Composite.
If you enjoy quality programming like Here’s the Tower, we want you to show your support. It costs a lot* to produce these programs which are all distributed without advertising interruptions**.
This year alone, Here’s the Tower has brought you more than 15 minutes of original*** entertainment.
Every little bit helps, so don’t feel bad if you can’t afford our annual Platinum Membership at $650,000.
If you’re reading this in your podcast app...2018-09-1200 min
ClifTones w/ JC DenisonScott RitcherScott Ritcher lives in Stockholm, Sweden, but recently came back to Louisville to batch and promote his own Bedtime Bourbon. Before his exodus, he fronted influential bands Sunspring and Metroschifter and founded the legendary Louisville music label SLAMDEK. He also helped run Initial Records and published his own zine, K. Composite. Oh yeah, and he ran for mayor! He sat down with JC to talk about being an ex-pat, immersing himself in DIY culture, bourbon, and more... This episode is sponsored by Cobra Verde and Dauntless Distributing.2018-08-211h 38
Here's the TowerHIgher
Episode 9
Here’s a cover of a song I really love by Rihanna. I’ve been playing this for a while around my apartment, however, I had to speed it up quite a bit and remove some parts in order to fit it into this one-minute format. This version is faster, less sparse and less country than I usually play it.
While working on this episode, I found that if you look up the lyrics to this song online, the text in the seventh line is different on Rihanna’s website than it is elsewhere. Her site lists i...2018-07-1800 minHere's the TowerHIgherEpisode 9
Here’s a cover of a song I really love by Rihanna. I’ve been playing this for a while around my apartment, however, I had to speed it up quite a bit and remove some parts in order to fit it into this one-minute format. This version is faster, less sparse and less country than I usually play it.
While working on this episode, I found that if you look up the lyrics to this song online, the text in the seventh line is different on Rihanna’s website than it is elsewhere. Her site lists i...2018-07-1800 minK Composite MagazineHigher
Episode 9
Here’s a cover of a song I really love by Rihanna. I’ve been playing this for a while around my apartment, however, I had to speed it up quite a bit and remove some parts in order to fit it into this one-minute format. This version is faster, less sparse and less country than I usually play it.
While working on this episode, I found that if you look up the lyrics to this song online, the text in the seventh line is different on Rihanna’s website than it is elsewhere. Her site lists i...2018-07-1800 min
Here's the TowerIntroducing: Here's the TowerEpisode 1
Hi, I’m Scott Ritcher, publisher of K Composite Magazine, songwriter with the band Metroschifter and the losing candidate in a Kentucky election or two.
I moved to Stockholm, Sweden, in 2009 where I have worked with design in the magazine business and produced a podcast series with my friend Karin Olli-Nilsson called Snuggling With the Enemy. If you’ve heard that podcast, you know I love sound effects and the magic of audio.
Now, I’d like you to join me for a new, experimental audio series called Here’s the Tower. This is the first...2018-05-2300 minK Composite MagazineIntroducing: Here’s the Tower
Episode 1
Hi, I’m Scott Ritcher, publisher of K Composite Magazine, songwriter with the band Metroschifter and the losing candidate in a Kentucky election or two.
I moved to Stockholm, Sweden, in 2009 where I have worked with design in the magazine business and produced a podcast series with my friend Karin Olli-Nilsson called Snuggling With the Enemy. If you’ve heard that podcast, you know I love sound effects and the magic of audio.
Now, I’d like you to join me for a new, experimental audio series called Here’s the Tower. This is the first...2018-05-2300 minHere's the TowerIntroducing: Here's the Tower
Episode 1
Hi, I’m Scott Ritcher, publisher of K Composite Magazine, songwriter with the band Metroschifter and the losing candidate in a Kentucky election or two.
I moved to Stockholm, Sweden, in 2009 where I have worked with design in the magazine business and produced a podcast series with my friend Karin Olli-Nilsson called Snuggling With the Enemy. If you’ve heard that podcast, you know I love sound effects and the magic of audio.
Now, I’d like you to join me for a new, experimental audio series called Here’s the Tower. This is the first...2018-05-2300 min
Snuggling With the Enemy#24: It’s Never Too EarlyKarin and Scott talk about job changes, Scott’s new apartment/flat (again), Scott’s foray into the bourbon business, and the mailman brings audio postcards from Karin’s trips to Crete and Scotland.2018-02-0915 min
Snuggling With the Enemy#24: It’s Never Too EarlyKarin and Scott are back in Stockholm and ready to talk about their job changes and Scott’s new apartment/flat (again). Scott’s foray into the bourbon industry – sometimes called the “whiskey business” – is also discussed. The mailman stops by with exciting audio postcards from Karin’s trips to Crete and...2018-02-0900 min
Snuggling With the Enemy#23: Alternative facts and booze-loving babiesScott sends an audio postcard from a New Orleans bar and Karin gets her Best Friend Beth™ make her first snow angel.2017-02-0400 minSnuggling With the Enemy#23: Alternative facts and booze-loving babiesScott spent his Christmas holidays/vacation in – where else? – America. But just how much did he have to drink? Judging by his audio postcard from a New Orleans bar it seems he was 80 per cent/percent drunk. At least. Or so he says. Karin, on the other hand, is terrible at math/s and...2017-02-0400 minSnuggling With the Enemy#18: The Lost EpisodeFrom the depths of the archive vaults deep down in the Stockholm suburb of Farsta come the ultimate Snuggling with the Enemy outtakes: It’s THE LOST EPISODE! For your aural pleasure, we present a WHOLE THIRD of an episode consisting of Scott & Karin airing their DIRTY LAUNDRY in public...2015-12-1000 minSnuggling With the Enemy#15: The Passion of the JohnEpisode number FIFTEEN gets a well-deserved touch of Scott’s organ, and we find out that Karin has been to a classical concert titled The Passion of the John. We’re still not sure whether it was about toilets or about a man who was keen on prositutes. We get a LIVE REPORT...2015-01-1800 min
Snuggling With the Enemy#14: Crappy New YearHas Karin really started imitating Scott's American accent? Did her family really go to church DRUNK on Christmas Eve? And what is the actual difference between a hound and a dog? Find out in this New Year's extravaganza of an episode!2015-01-0432 minSnuggling With the Enemy#13: Single BellsIt’s finally here: the festive episode you’ve all been waiting for! While the prosecco is flowing, Scott gets treated to a couple of English Christmas favo/u/rites: mince pies and Christmas crackers. Also don’t miss our very unique interpretation of Jingle Bells, recorded live during a Snuggling jam session. And just to clarify once...2014-12-1400 min
Snuggling With the Enemy#11: Snuggling’s back alright!After nearly four months of podcast abstinence, Scott and Karin are BACK in the studio on Sveavägen, and boy do we have lots of stuff and things to talk about! A LOT has happened since our...2014-11-1529 minSnuggling With the Enemy#11: Season 2 Premiere – Snuggling’s BACK!After nearly four months of podcast abstinence, Scott and Karin are BACK in the studio on Sveavägen, and boy do we have lots of stuff and things to talk about! A LOT has happened since our last show. Karin has new hair, new glasses, a new coat, AND a brand new job...2014-11-1500 min
Snuggling With the Enemy#10: Presidential SurpriseWe get a quick update on Scott's habit of losing fingernail clippers just as the program is interrupted by a surprise guest who wants to wish Karin a belated, albeit celebratory happy birthday!2014-07-1930 minSnuggling With the Enemy#10: Presidential SurpriseThis week’s program opens with a discussion of Karin’s necklace which contains a tiny, little clock. The conversation quickly turns to the world’s most famous clock wearer, Flavor Flav of Public Enemy. Scott is upset because he likes taking pictures but most of his friends don’t like being photographed. Though...2014-07-1900 min
Snuggling With the Enemy#9: The Best Things In Life Are ExpensiveHaving survived the Swedish midsummer zombie apocalypse, Scott and Karin get straight into discussing how most things in Sweden are extremely expensive.2014-07-0534 minSnuggling With the Enemy#9: The Best Things In Life Are ExpensiveHaving survived the Swedish midsummer zombie apocalypse, Scott and Karin are finally back in the recording studio after a 2-week hiatus. They get straight into discussing how most things in Sweden are extremely expensive, from getting your keys cut to buying an apartment. But not all Swedish things come with a price tag: neighborhood newspapers...2014-07-0500 min
Snuggling With the Enemy#8: Free Booze and Naked AnimalsKarin reveals having spent an entire evening enjoying free booze while looking at pictures of naked animals. Disgusting! We also find out why Scott hasn't sorted out the sound clips he promised for this week's show.2014-06-1430 minSnuggling With the Enemy#8: Free Booze and Naked AnimalsIn the eighth episode, Karin reveals having spent an entire evening enjoying free booze while looking at pictures of naked animals. Disgusting! We also find out why Scott hasn’t sorted out the sound clips he promised for this week’s show. It’s because he hasn’t had enough time in his busy schedule. Karin’s problem...2014-06-1400 min
Snuggling With the Enemy#6: Held Up By the Stockholm MarathonOn their way to the recording studio, Scott and Karin are surprised to see that their route is blocked by tens of thousands of people running in the Stockholm Marathon. By the time we finally are able...2014-05-3119 minSnuggling With the Enemy#6: Held Up By the Stockholm MarathonOn their way to the recording studio, Scott and Karin are surprised to see that their route is blocked by tens of thousands of people running in the Stockholm Marathon. By the time we finally are able to sit down and begin recording, much of the day has passed and the episode is...2014-05-3100 min
Snuggling With the Enemy#4: Double-spaced BananasScott and Karin announce the launch of www.snuggling.se and make some corrections from last week: they apologise to The Hört, to a couple of cats and to all the people of China. Karin finally keeps...2014-05-1729 minSnuggling With the Enemy#4: Double-spaced BananasScott and Karin announce the launch of www.snuggling.se and make some corrections from last week: they apologise to The Hört, to a couple of cats and to all the people of China. Karin finally keeps...2014-05-1729 min
Snuggling With the Enemy#3: The Licorice EpisodeIn the third episode, the podcast gets a brand new introduction from Kevin the Charismatic South Carolina Presenter and officially changes its name to Snuggling with the Enemy. Scott and Karin dissect topics ranging from...2014-05-1032 minSnuggling With the Enemy#3: The Licorice EpisodeIn the third episode, the podcast gets a brand new introduction from Kevin the Charismatic South Carolina Presenter and officially changes its name to Snuggling with the Enemy. Scott and Karin dissect topics ranging from...2014-05-1032 min
Snuggling With the Enemy#2: Bad Parenting Darby SpectacularScott and Karin discuss the joys of watching horses die at the Kentucky Derby, bad parenting, how they sometimes dress the same and, of course, heroin.2014-05-0227 minSnuggling With the Enemy#2: Bad Parenting Darby SpectacularScott and Karin discuss the joys of watching horses die at the Kentucky Derby, bad parenting, how they sometimes dress the same and, of course, heroin.2014-05-0227 min
Snuggling With the Enemy#1: The Frank and Ashley ShowKarin and Scott discuss online dating, how to take a better selfie and why you should avoid doing both.2014-04-2631 minSnuggling With the Enemy#1: The Frank and Ashley ShowKarin and Scott discuss online dating, how to take a better selfie and why you should avoid doing both.2014-04-2631 min
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