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The ScottyDontX ShowEpisode # 33, the "Reboot" - Return of the Dont !Scotty Dont X makes a triumphant return after (10 months, actually) of silence! Energized from Morning Show Boot Camp 37 and navigating recovery from a broken leg, this reboot episode brings a fresh perspective on technology, gaming, and finding connection during challenging times.Drawing on his roots as a radio talk show host and producer, dating back to 1993, and his extensive experience in TV production, Scotty shares a game-changing tech hack for Samsung phone users. Imagine transforming your smartphone into a complete workstation with just a USB hub, DisplayPort, keyboard, and mouse! This practical tip exemplifies Scotty's knack for...
2025-08-1706 min
The ScottyDontX ShowBJ Shea Week Episode 5 of 5: "I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve"Ever tried to chase away the blues with a Papa John's pizza? Today, we explore just that—alongside a heartfelt message to our buddy BJ, who’s facing the challenging transition of being 'on the beach.' Emotions are running high as I recount the rollercoaster ride of post-Morning Show Boot Camp life, where the struggle of seeing talented friends exit the industry hits hard. With a sprinkle of humor, I couldn’t help but share the slapstick antics of a construction worker mishap at an off-leash dog park, which provided a brief moment of levity amidst the seriousness.
2024-10-1802 minThe ScottyDontX ShowBJ Shea Week Episode 4 of 5: "Watching X-Files with no lights on"Ever thought you'd find yourself in a hot tub filled with Lucky Charms? That's just a taste of the chaos and hilarity we're serving up on the Scotty Don't X Show! I'm here to regale you with tales of outrageous antics from the BJ Shea Show, like the time I cleverly snagged a Nintendo GameCube by mastering the art of outrageous acts. And let's not forget that time I became the unsung hero of a Bellevue live event, armed with only a collapsible table and a knack for foresight. Whether it's about Lucky Charms displacement or the wizardry of...
2024-10-1705 minThe ScottyDontX ShowBJ Shea Week Episode 3 of 5: "I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors"Quick Recap at the start: Ever find yourself on the receiving end of a surprise firing because of a prank that didn't quite land? Picture this: Mehoff, Jack Mehoff, at your service—well, until the ill-fated laughter of a few grandkids led to my immediate exit from a major mobile company. Join me as I relive this bizarre moment from my career, reflecting on the days when toxic work environments were simply the norm, and humor was my only armor. It's a tale of absurdity and workplace culture that might just make you chuckle and shake your head in di...
2024-10-1604 minThe ScottyDontX ShowBJ Shea Week Episode 2 of 5: "Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes"Surprise Style Firings: Ever found yourself in a pickle because of a practical joke? Picture me, Scotty Don't X, at the dog park, sun on my face, K9 sniffing away, recounting my unforgettable brush with the "Jack Mehoff" incident. What began as a simple attempt to lighten the mood with a particularly angry customer spiraled into a comedic saga of corporate miscommunication and unexpected job separation. Join me as I share how this prank gone wrong became one of the more colorful anecdotes in my career and why it still makes me chuckle to this day.Life...
2024-10-1504 minThe ScottyDontX ShowBJ Shea Week Episode 1 of 5: BJ Shea's Radio Exit: "It's been, one week"Ever wondered what it's like to lose a legend? The recent and unexpected departure of BJ Shea from KZOK left many of us in the radio community reeling, especially since his new role there had just begun this past January. Join me, Scotty Don't X, as I share personal stories and memories from our interactions over the years, including when BJ banned anyone named Max from calling in after one of my infamous prank calls. We’ll explore the profound impact BJ has had on the radio industry and his meteoric rise from tryout shows in 1999 to replacing Howard St...
2024-10-1405 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode # 32 - Disney World Trip - drink or be destroyed by a potential Hurricane?Have you ever had a perfectly planned trip derailed by the unpredictable whims of weather and scheduling mishaps? Join me on the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as I navigate just that while preparing for a whirlwind adventure to Disney World. From dodging a potential hurricane in Orlando to wrestling with a time-travel conundrum due to a podcast scheduling glitch, this episode is packed with my latest escapades. I'll also share the laugh-out-loud tale of how a central check-in glitch at the eye doctor almost ruined my visit—but fear not, my vision is as clear as...
2024-09-2606 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode # 31 - Pianists and Racers Words and WondersEver wondered why someone who plays the piano gets a fancy title like pianist, while race car drivers don't get labeled with something quite as eloquent? Join us on the Scotty Don't X Show as we unravel this linguistic conundrum, diving into the fascinating etymology of words that shape our understanding and highlight the stark contrasts in cultural connotations. Our journey doesn't stop there; we hit the road (and the water!) to decode the mystery of how Hawaii ended up with interstate highways—a tale that stretches back into the annals of history when Hawaii was still just a tw...
2024-09-2306 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode # 30 - Welcome to the 30th Anniversary of The SDX Show!Episode # 30 - What do sign makers use for picket signs when they strike? Get ready for a chuckle as we explore this and other offbeat questions on the 30th episode of the Scotty Don't X Show! Join me for a hilarious ride through a game of "Two Stupid, One Smart," where I dig up bizarre internet queries like the fate of synchronized swimmers when one decides to be a solo act in the deep end. Spoiler alert: drowning is not part of the choreography! It's a laughter-filled escapade that promises to brighten your day and leave you with tales...
2024-09-2104 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode # 29 - The Science that Keeps Your Pans Slip-Free - from a not-so dumb questionWhat really keeps Teflon from slipping off your frying pan and onto your dinner plate? Join us on the Scotty Don't X Show as we unravel the sticky science behind this slick kitchen marvel. From the fascinating history of Teflon to its miraculous non-stick properties, discover what makes this technology both a kitchen hero and a maintenance must-know. Get ready for a tantalizing teaser: we’ll reveal the secret behind Teflon’s steadfast grip on pans while ensuring your cooking doesn’t go up in smoke, literally!In our latest episode, we take you step-by-step through the comple...
2024-09-2102 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode # 28 - Language Laughs and the Sticky TruthWhy do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Come along as we unravel this puzzling enigma, and many more, with a healthy dose of humor and a sprinkle of historical insight. Prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the lexicon as we ponder why a cake baked in a pan doesn’t magically transform into a pancake, and how shipment and cargo took on their respective transportational forms. If you've ever wondered why glue stubbornly refuses to stick to the inside of its bottle, we’ve got the sticky answers you crave.Listening to this episode is l...
2024-09-2004 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode # 27 - Beyond the Plate: The Heart of a HumanitarianWhat do humanitarians eat if vegetarians munch on veggies? Tune in to the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as we untangle this whimsical riddle with humor and insight. We take a light-hearted journey through the curious minds of Reddit users, exploring how the term 'humanitarian' is all about promoting human welfare—not snacking on Homo sapiens. Join us for a delightful discussion that blends wit and wisdom, reminding us that whether you're vegan, vegetarian, or a carnivore, humanitarians are united by their dedication to helping others, not by what's on their plate.As we na...
2024-09-1902 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode # 26 - Is the internet stupid, or is it just words?What if the internet's transformation into a breeding ground for wannabe comedians is more tragic than comedic? Explore the curious ways online culture has morphed everyone into self-proclaimed jokesters, often forgetting the crucial elements of wit and subtlety. This episode of the Scotty Don't X Show boldly tackles the chaotic blend of humor and absurdity pervading the digital landscape. We challenge these aspiring comics to elevate their craft beyond random quips and offensive gags, encouraging them to embrace creativity and seek genuine laughs rather than resorting to online trolling or offensive commentary.Join us as we dissect...
2024-09-1805 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode # 25 - Beetlejuice 2 and the Battle of Nostalgia vs. FreshnessEver wondered how much a sequel can rely on nostalgia before it loses its spark? That's the big question in Episode 25 of the Scotty Dune Text Show, where we give you our spoiler-free take on Beetlejuice 2. We grapple with the fine line between honoring a classic and keeping it fresh, and let’s face it, talking about movies without spoilers is a tricky business! We also revisit the Star Trek reboot era, examining how prequel comics and extended trailers shape our viewing experiences. Whether you're a fan of avoiding spoilers like the plague or you’re okay with a litt...
2024-09-1602 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode #24 -Hobby vs Obsession and Pez Dispenser FameDoes your partner's passion for car restoration leave you feeling more frustrated than fascinated? Join us on the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as we tackle a listener's dilemma: should they ask their husband to abandon his beloved hobby of fixing up classic cars? We explore the fine line between an enriching pastime and an all-consuming obsession. Why should anyone have to choose between clean fingernails and the joy of bringing a vintage T-Bird back to life? We suggest turning this potential conflict into a bonding opportunity, and yes, we even imagine a "Ghost" movie moment...
2024-09-1404 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode #23 - Broadcasting Chaos and The Seattle FreezeImagine dealing with unpredictable, sometimes downright disturbing callers while hosting a public access cable show in early 2000s Seattle. Join me as I walk down memory lane, sharing stories from the Scotty Dune X podcast and my adventures with colorful characters and controversial content, including the infamous incident involving unlicensed pornographic material on public access. I'll also shed light on the logistical hurdles of those broadcasting days and offer a heartfelt comparison of the warm, friendly vibe of Des Moines, Iowa, to the chilly, often distant social scene known as the Seattle Freeze. Plus, get my spoiler-free take on "...
2024-09-1314 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode #22 - From Dirty Fingers to Treasured TrinketsIs the Illuminati pulling the strings behind the scenes, or is it all just a load of hooey? On this electrifying episode of the Scotty Dunt X Show, we serve up conspiracy theories and secret societies with a side of humor and a dash of skepticism. Get ready to laugh out loud as we dissect the absurdities of these outlandish claims while pondering what it means to have meaning in our lives. And hey, if you’ve ever been asked to ditch your dirty-fingered passion for something more "acceptable," you’ll want to tune in for our hilarious take on h...
2024-09-1204 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode #21 - Invent Pet Rocks - make like - a billion dollars?Have you ever wondered what it's like to throw an axe, collect hairballs, or engage in competitive punning? You're in for a treat on this episode of the Scotty Don't X Show! We venture into the world of quirky hobbies that are as fascinating as they are offbeat. From the thrilling rush of knife and axe throwing to the nostalgic charm of pet rocks and bottle cap art, our spirited exploration reveals activities that can bring joy without emptying your wallet. We even get into the absurd with hairball collecting and the eccentric tradition of cheese-rolling in England. Extreme...
2024-09-1106 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode #20 - Big Oil, Big Pharma, Big Data - and now Big Cleaning?Ever wondered how a simple bar of soap could spark a competitive spirit? Or how a wooden hobby horse could lead to a thrilling race? This episode of the Scotty Don't X Show promises to uncover the quirkiest hobbies you never knew existed. From the high-stakes world of bug fighting, where real insects battle it out, to my soap carving escapades that trace back to a Procter & Gamble competition from the 1920s. Plus, you'll hear all about my geocaching adventures in Bellevue, Washington, including some unexpected and rather odd discoveries.Prepare to be amazed by the whimsical...
2024-09-1006 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode #19 - KATU Paul Linnman - you are my Exploding Whale Hero!What kind of person willingly traps ferrets in their pants? Find out as we explore the bizarre and frankly unsettling world of ferret legging—a hobby that's as controversial as it is peculiar. We question the ethics and sanity behind this practice, sparing no judgment for those who subject our furry friends to such antics without their consent. Expect a mix of humor and critique as we debate who really has to endure more—the humans or the ferrets?On a lighter note, brace yourself for laughter as we dive into the absurd universe of news bombing, wher...
2024-09-0905 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode #18 - Epic Showdowns and Tree LoversWhat if the ultimate champion of your favorite candy could be determined through a series of intense, thumb-crushing battles? On this week's Scotty Don't X Show, we explore the bizarre world of M&M battles where one man's quest to crown the top M&M raised some surprisingly interesting questions. Along the way, we dive into the delightful oddities of tree hugging and the jaw-dropping phenomenon of extreme ironing – where the outdoorsy and domestic collide in the most unexpected ways. Join me on this rollercoaster as I unravel these quirky hobbies, from affectionate embraces of nature to the...
2024-09-0604 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode #17 - Portland Radio Fun and Seattle Sci-Fi GeekingEver been to a CD release party with a breakfast spread so divine it included fresh pineapple? Join me, Scotty Donst, as I take you back to those glory days of Z100 Portland’s Morning Zoo and the incredible Dan Clark, the brain behind many of their best moments. This week, I recount the time I attended one of their iconic events and followed it up with a unique scavenger hunt at Portland Airport leading to Seattle, with the rare thrill of early cell phone updates and a coffee challenge! These tales from my past will give you a he...
2024-09-0507 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode #16 - Laughs and Mischief from Z100's PastEver wondered what happens when a radio intern tries to turn a station van into a wrecking ball for the sake of dominance? Or how conserving battery power in an electric car race at Toys R Us can lead to an unexpected victory? Episode 16 of the Scotty Don't X Show Travel Edition is packed with hilarious and outrageous moments from my days at Z100 Portland. From nostalgia-charged parodies like the Monica Song to the unforgettable and ridiculous Mo Booty, Mo Problems by intern Nelson, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and wild tales. Join me as I recount...
2024-09-0405 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode #15 - Airbags, Scandals, and Laughs on the Road: ScottyDontX Travel EditionHave you ever wondered just how much it costs to replace a deployed airbag? It's more than just a number; it's a glimpse into the high stakes world of road travel. On this adventurous leg of the Scotty Don't X Show Travel Edition, we're sharing the real, often surprising, stories from the road. From the nuances of driving etiquette to the shocking expenses of vehicle repairs, we cover it all while reminiscing about my days at KCOL Newswatch 25 and the unique connections we forged with the Columbian newspaper. This episode is packed with tales from behind the camera, and...
2024-09-0305 minThe ScottyDontX ShowEpisode #14 - Ray-Ban Meta Smart Glasses Road Trip Adventure to Seattle Mariners GameEver wondered what it's like to experience a road trip through high-tech smart glasses? Join me as I journey from Vancouver to Seattle for an unforgettable Mariners game at T-Mobile Park, all while exploring the amazing features of my Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses. These aren't just any glasses—they capture still pictures, record videos, stream music, and even use AI to describe your surroundings. Let's see if they live up to the hype, all while enjoying some lighthearted commentary on BJ and Sarah from KZOK 102.5 and a few laughs inspired by comedian Justin Ruppel's take on futuristic tech.
2024-09-0205 min