Shows
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ScripticalEpisode 75 - Blazing SaddlesWhat if they were all good chaps? Join Lisa and David as they lose their breath over the Mel Brooks classic Blazing Saddles.
2023-08-271h 02
ScripticalEpisode 74 - Zack And Miri Make A PornoWhat if he got iced like a coffee? Join Lisa and David as they use hand warmers on their taints.
2023-08-201h 05
ScripticalEpisode 73 - Crazy, Stupid, LoveWhat if he was charged with assult for the slap? Join Lisa and David as they discuss this rom com?
2023-08-131h 16
ScripticalEpisode 72 - See Spot RunWhat if Lisa could survive watching this and having a chest infection. Join (the ghost of) Lisa and David as they discuss some fine David Arquette action.
2023-08-061h 24
ScripticalEpisode 71 - AirheadsWhat if they were just a little smarter? Join Lisa and David as the explore the deepest recesses of their minds and find only air.
2023-07-301h 09
ScripticalEpisode 70 - Little Miss SunshineWhat if they swapped the Kombi for a fleet of Mopeds? Join Lisa and David as they discuss Little Miss Sunshine
2023-07-231h 20
ScripticalEpisode 69 - OrgasmoWhat if he was Chowder Boy? Join Lisa and David as they discuss Orgazmo.
2023-07-161h 05
ScripticalEpisode 68 - SistersWhat if they were brothers? Join Lisa and David as they climb the fireplace to see the sister tree.
2023-07-091h 48
ScripticalEpisode 67 - Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless MindWhat if Jim Carrey was more dreamy? Join Lisa and David in their erasing minds as we discuss this strange love story...if we can remember Montauk
2023-07-021h 38
ScripticalEpisode 66 - BeetlejuiceWhat if it was a nice model? Join Lisa and David as they discuss Beetlejuice Beetlejuice....
2023-06-251h 12
ScripticalEpisode 65 - Demolition ManWhat if this movie was the Running Man? Join Lisa and David as they discuss this cinematic gem.
2023-06-182h 04
ScripticalE064 - Walk Hard - The Dewey Cox StoryWhat if this does suck when I'm 64? Join Lisa and David as they discuss Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
2023-06-121h 19
ScripticalEpisode 63 - Jurassic ParkWhat if it was Jurassic Pork? Join Lisa and David as they discuss Jurassic Park. Sorry we had audio issues.
2023-06-062h 11
ScripticalEpisode 62 - Popstar: Never Stop Never StoppingWhat if the music was actually good? Join Lisa and David as they discuss this Lonely Island joint.
2023-05-281h 24
ScripticalEpisode 61 - BandidasWhat if characters could be smart and co-ordinated? Join Lisa and David as they discuss Bandidas.
2023-05-211h 40
ScripticalEpisode 60 - Deep ImpactWhat if this asteroid was meatier? Join Lisa and David as we discuss the first ever movie we watched together as a couple a day before our wedding anniversary.
2023-05-141h 32
ScripticalEpisode 59 - Police AcademyWhat if you could tell that the sounds were coming from someone's mouth? Join Lisa and David as they discuss Police Academy.
2023-05-072h 25
ScripticalEpisode 58 - Our Idiot BrotherWhat if Paul Rudd was this simple in real life? Join Lisa and David as they dicuss this hidden gem.
2023-04-301h 07
ScripticalEpisode 57 - Who Framed Roger RabbitWhat if Bob Hoskins was a sex symbol (maybe he is to some). Join Lisa and David as they discuss Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
2023-04-231h 44
ScripticalEpisode 56 - How to Train Your DragonWhat if a dragon was just a big kitty cat? Join Lisa and David as they discuss this animated classic.
2023-04-162h 17
ScripticalE055 - The Lion KingWhat if they didn't rip off Shakespeare? Join Lisa and David as they discuss this animation classic (and musical). It was fun and we aint Lion.
2023-04-092h 00
ScripticalE054 - RatatouilleWhat if we knew how to spell this movie title? Join Lisa and David as they discuss this ratty tale.
2023-04-021h 45
ScripticalE053 - District 9What if South Aftrican's were visited by other "aliens" in films? Join Lisa and David as they discuss this excellent alien movie that has a hidden meaning.
2023-03-261h 34
ScripticalE052 - Edward ScissorhandsWhat if he had scissor feet? Join Lisa and David as they discuss the Tim Burton/Johnny Depp first colab.
2023-03-191h 21
ScripticalNSFW Bonus Episode - Scriptical Blue (Pirates)This one is not for when the kids are around. Lisa and I watched a porn parody and did what ifs for that movie. Watching the parody is not required and we hope you enjoy the episode.
2023-03-141h 24
ScripticalE051 - Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black PearlWhat if the ocean wasn't the only wet thing in (or watching) this movie. Join Lisa and David as they discuss the aquatic exploits of Captain Jack Sparrow.
2023-03-121h 41
ScripticalE050 - Dumb and DumberWhich one is "Dumb" and which one is "Dumber"? Join Lisa and David as they discuss this.
2023-03-051h 55
2023-02-261h 22
ScripticalE048 - 50 First DatesWhat if taking advantage of a mentally disabled woman was OK? Join Lisa and David as they discuss the third of our "Valentine's Month" movies.
2023-02-191h 36
ScripticalE047 - I Love You ManWhat if Peter Claven was Wes Craven? join Lisa and David as they discuss movie number 2 in their "Valentine's Month".
2023-02-121h 19
ScripticalE046 - Forgetting Sarah MarshallWhat if Peter was just Connor 4 Real in his disguise? Join Lisa and David for the first of our "Valentine's Month" movies.
2023-02-051h 45
ScripticalE045 - Two HandsCould we get any more Aussie than this? Join Lisa and David as they discuss this Aussie classic with young Heath Ledger and Rose Byrne.
2023-01-291h 33
ScripticalE044 - Strictly BallroomWhat if she wanted to dance with him at a rave? Join Lisa and David as they step up and just dance through this Aussie classic.
2023-01-221h 37
ScripticalE043 - Van WilderWhat if it was go time? Join Lisa and David as they party on with Van Wilder.
2023-01-151h 48
ScripticalE042 - ClerksWhat if he was supposed to be there today? Join Lisa and David as they enjoy Clerks so much more then Clerks III.
2023-01-081h 20
ScripticalE041 - 200 CigarettesHAPPY NEW YEAR! Its 2023. Welcome to season 2 and what a welcome as Lisa and David discuss 200 Cigarettes.
2022-12-311h 20
ScripticalE040 - National Lampoons Christmas VacationWhat if Christmas was this funny? Join Lisa and David as they discuss a Christmas comedy classic.
2022-12-242h 33
ScripticalE039 - Office Christmas PartyWhat if every office Christmas party was like this? Join Lisa and David as they discuss Office Christmas Party.
2022-12-181h 53
ScripticalE038 - A Bad Moms ChristmasOh My F ing God. Join Lisa and David as they navigate through the car crash event that is A Bad Moms Christmas.
2022-12-111h 30
ScripticalE037 - The RefWhat if they had been doing it all day? Join Lisa and David as they mediate a new path for The Ref.
2022-12-041h 17
ScripticalE036 - Over The TopWhat if he turned his hat sideways? Join Lisa and David as they find a new road for the storylines of Over The Top.
2022-11-271h 33
ScripticalE035 - Willy Wonka & The Chocolate FactoryWhat if Charlie didn't cheer up? Join Lisa and David as they discuss the delicious Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory.
2022-11-202h 34
ScripticalE34 - Beverly Hills CopWhat if it was called Detroit Cop in Beverly Hills? Join Lisa and David as they discuss the possible whatifs of Beverly Hills Cop.
2022-11-131h 15
ScripticalE033 - Adventures in BabysittingWhat if the Babysitters Club were on Crack? Join Lisa and David as they discuss the whatifs of Adventures in Babysitting.
2022-11-061h 55
ScripticalE032 - Fright Night (2011)What if David Tennant did close up magic? Join Lisa and David as they discuss Fight Night (2011)
2022-10-301h 50
ScripticalE031 - Father of the BrideWhat if the microphone hadn't stuffed up? Join Lisa and David in a wind tunnel as they discuss the Steve Martin disaster movie Father of the Bride.
2022-10-232h 05
ScripticalE030 - DogmaWhat if a religious movie could be funny and make sense? NAH Join Lisa and David as they discuss Dogma.
2022-10-161h 49
ScripticalE029 - Chain of FoolsWhat if this movie was actually well known? Join Lisa and David as they discuss Chain of Fools
2022-10-091h 16
ScripticalE028 - The Last StandWhat if a small town could stop a guy in a sports car where the FBI have failed. Join Lisa and David as they discuss The Last Stand.
2022-10-022h 03
ScripticalE027 - The BenchwarmersWhat if three full grown adults playing with kids was reasonable? Join Lisa and David as they discuss The Benchwarmers.
2022-09-251h 11
ScripticalE026 - The ProposalWhat if they just dated first? Join Lisa and David as they discuss The Proposal
2022-09-181h 09
ScripticalE025 - EvolutionWhat if the googly mooglies weren't that great? Join Lisa and David as they discuss Evolution (the movie not the concept).
2022-09-111h 39
ScripticalE024 - American PieWhat if it felt like warm laundry? Join Lisa and David as they discuss American Pie
2022-09-042h 02
ScripticalE023 - Leon: The ProfessionalWhat if this movie wasn't so uncomfortable? Join Lisa and David as they discuss Leon: The Professional
2022-08-281h 05
ScripticalE022 - Mr RightWhy is Sam Rockwell so cool and what if Anna Kendrick was? Join Lisa and David as they discuss Mr Right
2022-08-211h 23
ScripticalE021 - Indiana Jones & The Last CrusadeWhat if his name was Montana Smith? Join Lisa and David as they discuss Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade
2022-08-141h 55
ScripticalE020 - Buffy The Vampire SlayerWhat if vampires were more motivated? Join Lisa and David as they discuss Buffy The Vampire Slayer (The Movie)
2022-08-071h 45
ScripticalE019 - MallratsWhat if the cookie stand was part of the food court? Join Lisa and David as they discuss Mallrats.
2022-07-311h 38
ScripticalE018 - Best In ShowWhat if the Dogs did know they were still in it? Join Lisa and David as they discuss all the possible what ifs of Best In Show.
2022-07-241h 37
ScripticalE017 - Major LeagueWhat if they got their balls out? Join Lisa and David as they discuss Major League.
2022-07-171h 19
ScripticalE016 - Hot ChickWhat if they swapped bodies...no one wants that. But Lisa and David will discuss many more what if moments from the movie Hot Chick...and a few Schnide Quests
2022-07-101h 37
ScripticalE015 - The Mummy (1999)What if sand was fun to run on? Join Lisa and David as they discuss The Mummy
2022-07-031h 21
2022-06-261h 32
2022-06-191h 19
ScripticalE012 - Die Hard 4.0What if you could kill a helicopter with a car? Lisa and David look at John McClane's re-emergence in the 2000s.
2022-06-121h 28
ScripticalE011 - The WaterboyWhat if we too stupid to do what our coach tells us to do? Well we probably would eat a snakes knee part.
2022-06-051h 29
ScripticalE010 - Point BreakWhat if the Ex Presidents were florists? Join Lisa and David as they paddle out to discover what could have been in Point Break.
2022-05-221h 44
Hyper Thetic RLIntroducing "Scriptical"An excerpt from my new podcast "Scriptical" about movie whatifs. Available where you get podcasts. Just search "Scriptical"
2022-05-1622 min
ScripticalE009 - Liar LiarWhat if someone could defeat the claw? Join Lisa and David as they truth be told enjoy talking about Liar Liar
2022-05-081h 09
ScripticalE008 - 10 Things I Hate About YouWhat if all schools had bands playing on their roofs? Joint Lisa and David as they explore what might have been in 10 Things I Hate About You.
2022-04-241h 13
ScripticalE007 - AliensWhat if it wasn't game over man? Join Lisa and David as they explore how things could have been different in Aliens.
2022-04-101h 46
ScripticalE006 - Talledega Nights - The Ballad of Ricky BobbyWhat if he didn't have two first names? Join Lisa and David as they discuss the "Sports Comedy" movie Ricky Bobby.
2022-03-271h 22
ScripticalE005 - CommandoDavid and Lisa are "back" and this time they are talking about the 1985 action movie Commando. We ask:
How do you get a magic gun that re-fills its ammo?
What is with Bennett's crochet top?
Do the bad guys underestimate everyone?
2022-03-132h 00
ScripticalE004 - So I Married An Axe MurdererScriptical sweet Scriptical. Join David and Lisa as they discuss what might have happened if the story had gone another way. We ask:
What if Harriet realised that beat poetry sucks?
What if Tony had sent that fax earlier?
How many great special guests are there in this movie?
2022-02-271h 16
ScripticalE003 - Big Trouble In Little ChinaCome on a journey into the underground of San Francisco Chinatown with David, Lisa and Jack Burton. Maybe we should leave Jack Burton alone?
We will ask the questions:
What if it did come out some more?
Can David Lo Pan marry an eye monster with green eyes?
Why does Lisa hate Gracie Law so much?
2022-02-131h 27
ScripticalE002 - Fired UpAre you ready to get FU? Fired Up that is. Join Lisa and David as they discuss how different it could have been. We ask the questions:
What if they zigged when they should of zagged?
What if they kept their areas clean?
And why are these high school girls so easy?
2022-01-301h 26
ScripticalE001 - 40 Year Old VirginOur first episode and what a great movie to start on. Some turning points include:
What if Andy new what a boob felt like?
What if Andy dies in a bike accident?
What if her told her he was a virgin?
and many more...
2022-01-161h 32
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