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Blueberry PancakesReaganSome weird friend group shenanigans, smush pain and a uterus-shaped stress toy are unavoidable in loft 4D. But I have to stay here and eat pretzels…and blueberry pancakes. Utilities aren’t included (just wanted to make sure that didn’t get lost in all of this). Join us for the 100th episode of our fake radio show where we review a show where someone had had a fake radio show reviewing snacks.2023-07-291h 43
Blueberry PancakesBob & Carol & Nick & SchmidtSchmidt can’t stay out of the Bob & Carol & Nick storyline. But when the fallout from a Cece and Winston mess-around threatens to overshadow his story in this episode, we can only be sure of one thing—Jess is going to have a lot of work to do when she comes home from jury duty.2023-07-031h 29
Blueberry PancakesNo GirlAre they serving blueberry pancakes at Hotel Loft 4D? Nick is stepping up as Schmidt’s best man to do whatever it takes to give him the bachelors party of his dreams. Cece is stepping up to help the guys of the loft while Jess is sequestered. Neither one is that helpful. You’re cracking—take your 15, and don’t give caffeine to Winston.2023-06-2659 min
Blueberry PancakesJury DutyJess is faced with the only situation that would cause her to want to get out of jury duty, but she can't go through with it. And now she's going to be sequestered (or is it to jail?) for a month! Will the loft survive, and can we email the judge to find out if the aggressively mediocre hotel has blueberry pancakes?2023-06-191h 15
Blueberry PancakesWhat About Fred?Jess has a date with the first Railie to implement wire-framed humans. Unfortunately, the best thing about him is his parents. Join us for Cobra Kai rules, Ferguson’s knot and your mother. Flip and Nancy and I love blueberry pancakes!2023-06-121h 08
Blueberry PancakesBig Mama PThe silly hounds have been released! With any New Girl-style engagement party comes Winston-style pranks! This is one of the most important nights in Schmidt’s hair’s life—what could go wrong? Nothing some matching rings and Bollywood dancing can’t fix! My vision board has blueberry pancakes—break out the party fund!2023-05-301h 09
Blueberry PancakesClean BreakWhat happens when everyone tries to use Coach’s “clean break” system to move on with their lives? Coach packs more than he meant to. Schmidt gives more to charity than he intended. Nick almost ends up without sunglasses. And the secret of the sex mug is revealed. Listen for the sound of two track pants hitting together and learn all about blueberry pancakes during Crepe History Month! Lyrics discussed from episode are from the song Rivers and Roads by The Head and The Heart2023-05-201h 05
Blueberry PancakesPanty GateWhat do Panty Gate, Mount Shasta and an endpin anchor (aka rubber circle) have in common? Jess is a love doctor, Schmidt can’t stand all these underpants, and Coach is moving. Thankfully we learn that you treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol…and blueberry pancakes. :)2023-04-091h 28
Blueberry PancakesPar 5Is Winston a cop or a stripper? Did Schmidt try to darken his skin or make it sparkly? Is it a good idea to skip underwear when wearing a very short skirt during a game that requires bending over? Jess will get her computers—underwear or no. Schmidt will get Fawn—sparkly or no. Winston will get to date KC—cop or no. Eat the pancakes—blueberry or no!2023-03-281h 01
Blueberry PancakesThe Right ThingIs Jess really the property of Pete, and is a sext a reason to go to a funeral? We have a ladybug in labor and songs about sports foods. We have popsicle and popcorn psychology. Write your thank you cards and eat your blueberry pancakes, like JJ Watt.2023-03-211h 31
Blueberry PancakesWalk of ShameConfessions and embarrassment all around! Jess confesses that she wrote a musical instead of having a one-night stand. Genzlinger confesses that he is the clown at the party, not the dad at the perfect house. Coach is embarrassed of Nick and Winston, but really he’s embarrassed of himself, and he confesses to May that he hates classical music. I confess that blueberry pancakes are the best 🥞2023-03-141h 13
Blueberry PancakesSpiderhuntY2K was an uncertain time, and now Schmidt has a very intense fear of spiders. They can’t call an exterminator ever since the “Dandelion Incident,” but he can’t let Fawn see him like this either, so a good old fashioned spiderhunt commences. All the while, Nick stirs The Sauce… would the sauce be good on blueberry pancakes?2023-03-061h 39
Blueberry PancakesOregonThere may be more than one way to stall a wedding, but pulling the fire alarm in order to run into a firefighter has nothing on Cookie Monster’s slow motion rendition of Ave Maria. Hopefully at least one of the 18+ stops on the hometown tour includes blueberry pancakes.2023-02-281h 21
Blueberry PancakesThe CrawlThe Crawl is for all! Nick’s decade-long project to complete a smiley face using coordinates for a bar crawl is coming true with a new bar in the neighborhood. That, combined with his recent breakup, mean The Crawl is tonight, even though it’s also Valentine’s Day. Maybe Winston will have blueberry pancakes in his backpack for a good breakfast after The Crawl! In the name of love and booze!2023-02-201h 59
Blueberry PancakesSwuitWhatever drawings you talk about, always shoot for the stars! Doing business between friends shows its pros and cons, especially with investment opportunities. Don’t settle for substitutes, swettle for swubstiswuits…and eat blueberry pancakes!2023-02-141h 03
Blueberry PancakesComing OutAre you a da Vinci in tie-dye or a fat Jewish Dennis Rodman? Or maybe just the back of a horse in a 2-person horse costume? Everything is upside down as Jess and Ryan come out as a couple—Winston has a magic crystal, Coach is dressing like Ryan and the biology teacher is in charge of the field trip. Don’t get bee’d up, just eat blueberry pancakes, and pitch some invention ideas!2023-02-051h 30
Blueberry PancakesSharkEveryone wants to try on Winston’s uniform but no one can handle it, and what is his project with the pet dishes? She’s Councilwoman Fawn Moscato, and she approved these blueberry pancakes, she told us.2023-01-311h 27
Blueberry PancakesLAXmasWhen time is pressed against us at Christmas, you know it will be a good episode of New Girl! We have reverse Santa, in-laws in castles, a pillow that is a first class lounge all by itself, and Barry, who just wants Jess to have the perfect Christmas. Debbie, don’t start with me, you’re in a mood!2023-01-231h 36Blueberry PancakesGirl FightHow many rubber duckies needed to die to make the yellow purse? Is double-syringe the worst text of them all? Even if it’s received on a phone with a duckie case? What happens when all the women at the baby shower start fist-fighting, using a stuffed duckie as a weapon? The real hero of the episode: the duckie. Do duckies eat blueberry pancakes?2023-01-171h 36
Blueberry PancakesThanksgiving IVWelcome to Bangsgiving where the attire is aprons and oven mitts only and the food is forgettable. Does Nick have the money he owes Cece? Can Winston get past his lunch lady hang-up? Did Tran drink more beers than Nick? Will Jess ever understand Ferris Bueller? Just eat blueberry pancakes and stay away from Pepper’s blind spot!2023-01-091h 33
Blueberry PancakesTeachersWhat does great sangria, a living room fort and laundry lessons have in common? It’s guys night to celebrate Jess going out of town to a kiss-your-cute-coworker conference with Coach and Ryan! Guess who’s getting blueberry pancakes on the way home?2023-01-021h 22
Blueberry PancakesGoldmineHow do you tell someone new that you live with your ex? To find out, we meet many zany characters including hunks, sleepy guys, the Peter Pan and the ghost of Nick. We also see a preview of Jess’s one-woman performance of “A Christmas Carol.” Rock, paper, scissors to see if you should listen to blueberry pancakes first or eat blueberry pancakes first!2022-12-131h 24
Blueberry PancakesBackground CheckMustache! What did we learn in this background check? You can’t go to the outlet mall without a game plan, Schmidt’s never heard the name “Paul” before, Jess has always thrown like a boy, squirrels and chipmunks can live through being fed cereal flakes, the toilet in 4D is not made more functional by trying to flush rocks. Get a cinnamon pretzel on your way home from the outlet mall…or Blueberry Pancakes!2022-12-0459 min
Blueberry PancakesLandlineHelloyouvereachedtheloft. Don’t give out this number unless you want Nick to answer AND handle all your problems. What happens if we return to a time where an answering machine on the fritz can ruin your chances to be in your favorite magazine and Winston is the smoothest of them all? Anyone know if there is a British version of blueberry pancakes? Don’t be surprised if you take a bite of blueberry pancakes and the syrupy deliciousness Geauxinue. Too soon?2022-11-141h 28
Blueberry PancakesMicroWatch out for the lessons in this one! If “we’re all covered in micro-penises” isn’t enough for you for maybe Winston’s Sesame Street thing will be. Are you a warrior poet or a chill alien? What can be done to share your beauty with the world? I’m going to paint a skylight on the floor that looks into a restaurant serving blueberry pancakes!2022-11-071h 11Blueberry PancakesJulie Berkman's Older SisterTouchdown! Everyone is making a mess! Nick gets crimson stains on Schmidt’s idea notebook and orange pulp in the candy bowl. Schmidt makes a mess of his project at work, Jess makes a mess of being supportive of her dad, and somehow the tagine is still in 64 frickin B! All this mess seems like a job for a sponge!2022-10-311h 16Blueberry PancakesDiceFlush, flush, what’s the rush? Join Winston for his cop party or join Jess for the Dice Diez and lessons by Schmidt…unless you’ve had the brownies or the rock shrimp meatballs.2022-10-241h 06
Blueberry PancakesThe Last WeddingWinter…is coming. No better way to start this season off than with one of New Girl’s specialties—wedding shenanigans! They’re pulling out all the stops for the last wedding of the Summer of Sex where no one is going home alone. Is it too much to ask for ONE of those wedding receptions to have blueberry pancakes?2022-10-161h 17
Blueberry PancakesCruiseJoin us for this very exceptional limited edition season 3 finale episode WITH SPECIAL GUESTS! Are Jess and Nick killing this breakup or is this breakup killing them? Just when it starts affecting all their friends they decide to take this breakup on the high seas to really put it to the test under the authority of Captain Jan Nortis. It's not a cruise if they're not serving Blueberry Pancakes!!
Special thanks to our guests on this episode: Kennedy & Sara Kinkade2022-10-101h 51Blueberry PancakesDanceA classic New Girl whodunnit!! Who is trying to sabotage Jess’s middle school dance? Is it one of the teachers—forced to chaperone and paid only in hats? Was it one of the stragglers Nick bonds with in the parking lot, the bully Schmidt goes up against, or maybe even Jess herself who went out of her way to make it particularly painful on herself. Come find out who all ends up running through the parking lot and if the dance will go on!2022-09-101h 20
Blueberry PancakesBig NewsWhat do an almost life-sized police officer piñata, no fewer than four cat costumes and deep cuts from Chumbawamba have in common? Join us for a party where the roasts are sweet, the dress code is optional and everyone is faaaaaaantastic!2022-09-031h 09
Blueberry PancakesMars LandingWhat happens when you combine Reginald VelJohnson, True American and a one-year-old's birthday party? An episode where a double mention of pancakes is only one of the things that makes it great!2022-08-301h 30
Blueberry PancakesFired UpAlmost everyone is going for what they want! Nick wants to be a lawyer, Jess wants to be a vice principal, Coach wants to be a teacher, Buster wants to date Cece, Schmidt wants to save money and Winston wants to play the piano and play lawyer to help his friend. Take what you want from life by eating blueberry pancakes and following your dreams!2022-08-191h 14
Blueberry PancakesSister IIIThere just wasn’t enough havoc for Abby Day to wreak on the inhabitants of 4D. What’s a girl to do? Go move in next door and wreak the extra havoc on the sole inhabitant of 4C. Join us for the third of three episodes featuring the chaos and destruction of Abby freaking Day!2022-07-301h 44
Blueberry PancakesSister IIWho gets called a troublemaker in this episode? Is it the inventor of Sky Knife, the Day sisters up to their old pranks, No-Nonsense Schmidt, Nic-with-no-k, Coach trying to date a client, or Winston trying to distract himself? It's not who you think, so eat some Blueberry Pancakes while you listen to find out!2022-07-261h 02Blueberry PancakesSisterAbby Day, she always says the most inappropriate stuff. Is Schmidt a nutball or a goofball? Is Nick using a common barber’s comb? Even Bertie’s 10 or 11 cream-based soups cannot save them from an even more awkward meal than the first one in her kitchen. Maybe she should have served Blueberry Pancakes… we’ll never know.2022-07-141h 17
Blueberry PancakesExesNick and Jess are playing sexual chicken again, only instead of the landlord, this time their exes are the pawns! Who is Frank Scabopolis and why does he love blueberry pancakes? I am Frank Scabopolis! Is this helping? I forgot the plan…2022-07-111h 31
Blueberry PancakesPrinceThere are 3 possible reasons this might be the biggest episode yet… Is it because IT’S PRINCE!! Or because Nick and Jess (eventually) say “I love you” to each other? Or is it because it features an actual PANCAKE?!? (We’re assuming it’s blueberry as we have no evidence to the the contrary). What Prince says goes, and he says you have to finish your pancake!2022-07-051h 10
Blueberry PancakesBirthdayJess’s birthday can only mean a few things—inside joke cakes, 90-minute omelettes and unrealistic expectations that turn out to be misunderstandings. Come party with Blueberry Pancakes for Jess’s birthday!!2022-06-271h 40
Blueberry PancakesBasketsballRivalries and standoffs abound! The Pistons vs. the Bulls, old vs. young, Jess vs. Nick in a sex standoff. Somehow it all helps Winston figure out what he wants to be when he grows up. Don’t be minnow toast, grab life by the avacadas, and listen to the newest episode of Blueberry Pancakes!2022-06-201h 22
Blueberry PancakesClavado En Un BarJess has 21 minutes to make a life-changing decision, and the beautiful sons of bitches from the loft are going to help her. How could it go wrong? Coach’s advice is “be who you are and do what you do,” so listen to and eat those blueberry pancakes!2022-06-121h 20
Blueberry PancakesThanksgiving IIIYou are invited to a Thanksgiving feast! Hosts: Nick Miller & Jessica Day. Location: forest and lake almost walking-distance from Oregon. Time: whenever we’ve hunted and gathered enough dirty vegetables and bad fish for a feast. Wear your favorite hat and come prepared for survival challenges to determine the best camper. You might learn how to do a classic human-bear team-up and how to tell when the fish you’re cooking is done. Come celebrate Turkey Day giardia-style! Hopefully Jess will be able to eat blueberry pancakes again soon!2022-06-061h 29
Blueberry PancakesLongest Night EverYou know when Schmidt gets hit by a car and that’s NOT the craziest thing that happens, that it’s time to listen to the next episode of Blueberry Pancakes to find out what’s up!2022-05-081h 40
Blueberry PancakesMenusAre you a doer or a dumplinger? The dumplinger ends up as the voice of reason, so it’s Chinese food for brunch, blueberry pancakes for dizzert and a chai tea very late. Would you rather have a wheelchair from a ditch or a hot dog beach hat? Just remember, it’s easy as peanuts—Physical Education Activity NUTS—like go nuts, have fun!2022-05-021h 07
Blueberry PancakesCoachCoach. Is. Back!
That means bunny money. That means strippers and bad lobster. That means maybe having to fight a cop while wearing strip club gift shop outfits. Come join the shenanigans! Don’t worry, we’ll make coffee (and blueberry pancakes!) in the morning.2022-04-251h 09
Blueberry PancakesKeatonHop in the Batmanmobile and join the Halloween party! We have costumes made out of trash, we have jack o’lanterns that have been punched in the face, we even have the real ghost of an old neighbor just next door! We’ll find out if JD stands for Jack Daniels or Jessica damn Day, what kind of laugh Letterman really has, and how far away Schmidt has to get from 4D for a fresh start. Join us for the latest Halloween edition of Blueberry Pancakes!2022-04-141h 46Blueberry PancakesThe BoxIt might have been just as much fun if there had been a hand in the bag instead of cash, but we’ll never know. Nick learns that the bank charges you money to open an account. Schmidt learns that rabbis will beat you up if needed. Winston learns that even the biggest shiniest candelabra doesn’t necessarily always have a genie. While Winston wishes for more candelabras, we’re wishing for more blueberry pancakes!2022-04-111h 32
Blueberry PancakesThe CaptainDo you know any members of the Billy Zane fan club? Have you ever been on a date with a guy, everything seems to be going really well, then you realize it’s really your cat who’s on a date, not you? Are you a fan of Papa Smurf? You may not think there’s much in the world that could combine all these weirdnesses, but this episode delivers! Add some blueberry pancakes (always advised), and this episode will put the choir in your rap song!2022-04-0354 min
Blueberry PancakesDouble DateDexter and pie. Double date with Nick and Jess. Winston and Ferguson splitting pasta. Horses from outer space. We knew the truth would come out soon enough, so come witness the painful and hilarious unfolding of events and ominous conclusion in the latest episode of Blueberry Pancakes!2022-03-261h 28
Blueberry PancakesNerdYou know shenanigans are going down anytime Nick becomes the voice of reason. But even Nick can’t stop Jess from committing a jacooz-related crime with her cool new work friends and stop Winston from revenge-killing Daisy’s cat at the same time! An eye for an eye or a cat for a heart? Schmidt’s not getting any help but that doesn’t stop him from somehow pulling off one date with two ladies. Grab your fun mug, and join Suzuki Sinclair to listen to newest episode of Blueberry Pancakes—ask for Charles.2022-03-191h 30
Blueberry PancakesAll InAll in! Nick and Jess are both tested and both find themselves to still feel like they are All In on their relationship—wherever that leads. Cece and Elizabeth have both proven that they are All In to be with Schmidt, but Schmidt feels All In for both of them. And if you think anyone has ever been more All In for a puzzle, you haven’t met Winston. You never know what might happen when you jump in with both feet—the only way to be sure it will turn out well is to put some blueberries on top and co...2022-02-2858 min
Blueberry PancakesElaine's Big DayWho is Elaine? Whose big day is it? It is Cece’s wedding after all, and Shivrang gets to make his big entrance—nope, not them. Is it Nick or Jess who aren’t sure they’ll be able to navigate their relationship out in the real world—it’s not their day either. Is it Winston, who tried to mature but has been asked to give “full-on crazy” to prank this wedding? Turns out it’s not his day either. Maybe it’s Schmidt who seizes an opportunity he’s not quite sure what to do with. No. The episode is called Elai...2022-02-211h 35
Blueberry PancakesWinston's BirthdayHow can one day that starts off so beautifully get out of hand so quickly? Jess starts out with Maid of Honor duties but quickly has to add to her list keeping-her-dad-and-Nick-from-discussing-the-only-thing-on-Nick's-mind duties, interviewing-for-a-new-job duties and pretending-to-plan-a-birthday-party-for-Winston duties. Not all of these were successfully fulfilled but the roof was the perfect place to come together to celebrate surviving it all!2022-02-011h 40
Blueberry PancakesVirginsEveryone has a reason that we’ve arrived at the moment we’re learning all of our beloved characters’ stories for how they lost their virginity. Jess’s story involves…murder. Elizabeth has to decide if the Archduke is friend or foe. The time has come for Nick to break the truth to Winston about Mysteria and Octopussy. Cece must tell her story every chance she gets—it’s not embarrassing at all, it’s rock and roll. Everyone ends on a sexy note as well…We’re nearing the end of the season, and nothing is insignificant in this series finale eve ev...2022-01-301h 28
Blueberry PancakesBachelorette PartyThis bachelorette party is off the hook! Besides a lesbian gynecologist in a room full of models, this party also has games like pin the dong on Shivrang—a more difficult game then we expect for Cece. Other fun things happening the same night are a real fire in the bar bathroom and an insulted ice cream man stripper with all of his clothes on. Who fancies a shandy? Join us for the next episode of Blueberry Pancakes, where there’s only one acceptable excuse for an orange velour track suit! Or is it yellow?2022-01-241h 25
Blueberry PancakesFirst DateIs it a date? Is it not a date? It’s right there in the title! And if anyone can interefere, it’s the only man they ever both loved—Russell. After this night, Nick and Jess still won’t know what they are to each other, but they do know what happens when Nick gargles his beer. While Nick is racking up a number of very expensive jaywalking tickets, Schmidt and Winston entertain Outside Dave, and try to determine which is the neutralist room. Nick drinks to forget, but even if we were drinking we can never forget the image of...2022-01-091h 21
Blueberry PancakesChicagoWhat’s an Elvis-themed party without a funeral to drag it down? Or is it a funeral-themed Elvis party? This party has EVERYTHING—drunk Elvis, family feuds and people stealing from the dead. Of course, it’s set in the best snow-covered party venue of them all—Chicago! Not the land of books, but a land where Schmidt looks like a remote control and Nick takes care of everyone, a land where Elvis is king and you better bow down. Join us on Blueberry Pancakes as we attempt to explain how all of these things are related.2022-01-011h 39
Blueberry PancakesQuick Hardening CaulkNew things we’re trying this week—making the bar patrons pay for their drinks and going to the aquarium to heal heartbreak. While one is the result of shenanigans and one leads to shenanigans, it gets more complicated than that. Maybe the motivations for putting up a punching bag and orchestrating a Guy’s Night at the bar come from trying to please one girl, while the ambition and sheer lack of laziness is inadvertently attracting another girl to Nick—a “room friend.” Maybe seeing a beautiful Cece-fish then breaking the law of the Great State of California to attempt to o...2021-12-201h 24
Blueberry PancakesTinfinityIt’s party time again, and this time we’re celebrating Nick and Schmidt’s 10-year roommate anniversary. Can Jess handle Nick, can Jax handle Jess, can Nick handle party chores? Does Jess really want a man who can express his feelings, is Cece really on board to “do this thing” with Shivrang, and just how many people can run away from the same party before it’s not a party anymore? Join us for an episode that ends with and engaged Cece, Jess running away from Nick in a panic, and a professional football player in tears! Nothing we can’t handle...2021-12-141h 23
Blueberry PancakesParking SpotIn episode 17 of season 2 of New Girl, who really deserves the parking spot? Is it Schmidt who discovered the spot, but thought he could cheat by peeing inside his own body (but later peed his pants)? Is it Jess who's been bribing Outside Dave with lattes and using her body on Nick? Is it Winston, wearing Daisy's yoga pants with "YUM" on the butt, on an unsuccessful mission instead of hanging in the parking garage fighting with the others for the spot? Or is it Nick, who did kiss Jess but did not read the fine print in the roommate...2021-12-071h 19Blueberry PancakesTable 34What happens when 5 extra people show up to Cece's Indian marriage convention? There will be lust, there will be confessions, there will be hula hoops. Someone will get punched--multiple times in multiple locations. "Turban on or turban off" will be the least of your questions. How do you train to catch strawberries for a Lil Wayne video? How do a couple of people (not a couple!) angry-engineer the strongest newspaper table ever? Who really is allowed to sit "above table 6?" Will Winston ever learn how to weild his mojo? Can pink wine and Taylor Swift heal heartbreak? Join Jami and...2021-11-301h 17
Blueberry PancakesCoolerIs Nick wearing a woman's coat? Is there a reason Jess is Nick's specific "cooler?" What happens when you leave Jess alone with her imagination, and what lengths must she go to in order to get all of these people in the same room together? Is there such thing as a beautiful woman who is attracted to pain and misery, and will she be turned off by the woman's coat? Will Winston learn to talk to women or has he found The One so he can stop trying? Join us for Jess's weapon-crafting skills, more plumbing insights from Nick Miller, a...2021-11-212h 02
Blueberry PancakesPepperwoodChoose your own adventure! You can pick an alias and a cool hat and follow Nick to Edgar’s shed. Or you can stay at the loft and help wrangle Schmidt’s centaur boots and decide if it’s better to know your POGO. Does the annoyance bowl measure up to the douchebag jar? What happens when you don’t agree on your safe word ahead of time? Will Nick’s natural enemy always be The Plumber? We ask these and other important questions in this very special episode of Blueberry Pancakes!2021-11-111h 23
Blueberry PancakesA Father's LoveCool guy power! How does one pull off a con? Slowly with chopsticks? No! Number 1-master feely cup. Number 2-buy a bunch of hats for young girls who root for the bills. No 3-convince Blue Eyes to invest in a horse for a second chance at a father’s love, end up losing a game of Sugar Ray and skip town without your pants immediately for the next con! Join Jami and Calli for lucky episode 13 of season 2 of New Girl—the latest Blueberry Pancakes installment!2021-11-011h 24
Blueberry PancakesCabinIt’s January in New Girl land, and that means the Street Youths are at it again!! Schmidt and Winston pretend to try to score some crack, and end up in a Hilarious Misunderstanding where no one gets robbed but Winston does finally get his fro yo. Nick wears lady’s shades on his free weekend with Angie at Sam’s boss’ cabin. Cabin shenanigans ensue: Jess + boom stick = no electricity for the night, absinthe + fire = switching boyfriends and pretzels for dinner. The weekend is good for Jess and Sam, but not so good for Nick and Angie. Nick can only pay...2021-10-241h 27
Blueberry PancakesSantaDon’t throw the cranberries! Join Jami and Calli for their discussion of the Christmas episode of season 2 of New Girl! The gang heads out for the evening in an attempt to hit as many Christmas parties as possible. Jess’ goal is to avoid Sam, but there is no avoiding him. Does Nick make his plane home for Christmas, should Schmidt put money in the douchebag jar for any of his comments, what is a thump thump, where did they find the biggest gingerbread men we’ve ever seen, and what is Santa doing—he should be at home getting ready...2021-10-161h 40
Blueberry PancakesBathtubBlueberry Pancakes has a word that’s going to change your life: Bathtub! Thus begins the episode of many pitches—some of which were made in a suit with a giant golden lightning bolt on the back! If you choose to break the rules, as Street Youths are known to do, and cross the bar, it might get messy. Is it a good idea to fill a bathtub while it’s on the roof? Does Jess know that her closet door is faulty, and that Remy will think they are playing hard to get? Does Schmidt ever find out the identi...2021-10-141h 31
Blueberry PancakesEggsZ is for Zombie! Join us, Street Youths, for the newest episode of Blueberry Pancakes covering episode 9 of season 2 of New Girl where we learn how many eggs we have left and what zombies and zoos have in common. How many times does Winston mention his “adjusted schedule,” how do you get hot glue off of skin, and how exactly do you let the snakes out? We don’t know all the answers but we do know you should watch New Girl and eat blueberry pancakes!2021-10-081h 29
Blueberry PancakesParentsThanksgiving again! Season 2, and the Schmidts are grilling! Jess is on a parent trap train apparently not for the first time.
We discuss the hierarchy of fake Hollywood beer and Jess’ evil Parent Trap face.
Do we really want to be a fly on the wall or are we glad they spared us the visual details of some of the events of the Schmidt olympics? Don’t miss the big, beautiful side characters in this one. Always follow the money, and always eat Blueberry pancakes! This episode is recorded in the classic style de julienne, which should meet any modern masc...2021-09-271h 37
Blueberry PancakesMenziesNick is not the poorest or the angriest in the this episode!! Which means poor Jess is trying to make the guys understand about the “red devil in my belly!” Join us for puppies in cups, water massage, and many lessons—good and bad. We pretend to know stuff ahout IMS—irritable male syndrome, Watsu therapy and the effect of the alpha female. Don’t get sabotaged by your baby box, find your magical best friend and listen to the latest episode of Blueberry Pancakes.2021-09-211h 46
Blueberry PancakesHalloweenThis is Halloween, Street Youths! Come along on a fun adventure with your favorite Blueberry Pancakes hosts! What do a bride, a ninja turtle and young Abe Lincoln have in common? It can only mean one thing—Halloween shenanigans! We’d like to see Nick get the guitar out in the loft, and we need to know how Robby cut himself on a pumpkin! Does a clown nose count as dressing up? Can Jess punch Nick when the time comes? Is it worth it to wear a costume that requires explanation? We can’t promise any answers, but we can promis...2021-09-111h 51
Blueberry PancakesModelsGave me cookie, got you cookie! For all you Street Youths, we have another episode for you! We’re exploring important topics from the 5th episode of season 2 like if Jess is a Russian monkey cartoon or if she’s Giggle Bangs Rice Bowl. What kind of cookies are best suited to be a piece of your heart? How will Nick decide to celebrate his tin anniversary with Schmidt? Please don’t ever boob slap anyone, Serena Williams, but do get some blueberry pancakes to eat while you listen!2021-09-051h 41
Blueberry PancakesNeighborsStreet Youths, we have another one for you—season 2, episode 4 of our beloved New Girl! We cover deep topics like the ambience of found furniture and sitar music. We wonder what the cut off is for “spoilers” in generations who are new to stuff and if Winston deserves the title of “Prank Sinatra.” We even flex a little 80’s sitcom knowledge ourselves! We are grateful to be old enough to not have to sleep off an ass-ton of quinoa, and you’ll have to decide for yourself which casserole concoction will best fuel your night bikes.2021-08-291h 33
Blueberry PancakesFlufferStreet Youths, you unexpected geniuses! Here we are for a 3rd episode of the infamous 2nd season of a little badass show called New Girl. Everyone is making decisions for everyone else, and that can’t lead to anything good. We explore what it means to help someone pick out and/or help build a piece of furniture, why Jess would not have chosen pink wine for this particular occasion, if cheating and Creepy Eyes is the same same thing, and if Schmidt could have passed for a Romney if he hadn’t been trying to convince actual experts. Thanks for...2021-08-221h 29
Blueberry PancakesKatieJoin Katie, Jess, Bearclaw, Andy and 2 Nicks for just one of many shenanigans in this episode! Jess goes off the grid and juggles 2 men with the help of all the pink wine Nick can pour. Our Nick meets future Nick, and has so many questions for him. Schmidt takes on a WNBA player in a bet for a date (of course). Always eat blueberry pancakes, but a bearclaw would be an acceptable substitute this week.2021-08-161h 39
Blueberry PancakesRe-LaunchLook sharp, ya dumb ass! Questions we ask in this, the first episode of the second season of our beloved New Girl: is it really possible that Nick is fine after the most recent events, what does Jess use to help Schmidt with his itch, what kind of drink does a coal miner drink, what is Robby’s brand besides possibly Lord of Winterfell, and who sings a better Groove is in the Heart?2021-08-091h 01
Blueberry PancakesSee YaHey, Street Youths! We’re finally getting around to the season 1 finale! We’re wrapping up Season 1 of New Girl with discussions of the first season as a whole, the characters, villains, love interests! We also chat about our prior knowledge of White Fang, how “in the middle of the desert” they actually are, Remy’s finished “broom,” and Slim Jims as a meal.2021-08-021h 40
Blueberry PancakesBackslideWhat do a smooth jazz album, a Disney pirate movie and Shaquille O’Neal’s birthday party have in common? Would you make a video at the end of a breakup warning your future self not to get back together with your ex? Can it possibly be a timing thing and does that even matter? Only one marriage proposal in this episode, but it’s pretty exciting anyway, so check out this penultimate Season 1 episode!2021-07-111h 31
Blueberry PancakesTomatoesJami and Calli deep dive into the 22nd episode of this fantastic show, entitled Tomatoes. We continue the conversation about if passion equals a healthy relationship. We wonder if it’s Nick who is the quitter or if it’s Jess. We also explore more important topics like scarecrows, nudity in the steam room, if Mickey Mouse should be earthbound, and penis fractures. Shake your ass like the quitter you want to be, and join us instead of whatever you’re supposed to be doing!2021-07-051h 36
Blueberry PancakesKidsWho really is the “kid” in the title of this episode? Is it Russell’s daughter Jess is attempting to teach about Italy? Is it Joe, who Winston just needs to get to the show? Is it Nick’s girlfriend who knows Russell’s daughter from the bus? Or could it be the Indian in the Cupboard? Nothing that 7 copies of Speed on VHS can’t help us solve! Don’t forget to revisit the bloopers for a great Schmidt and Ouli scene from this episode—https://youtu.be/hWfywCaAmMk.2021-06-281h 18
Blueberry PancakesNormalJFK! FDR! Jami and Calli finally get to discuss True American AND show off their extensive knowledge of peach basket catch-it-up! We ponder life’s big questions—what makes them hangover eggs, is the shiv to be used by or on a gentleman, how do they not fall off the chairs while drinking all the beers, how exactly did the elevator cables wear out in the first place, and how do you take back control AFTER the beans have been dipped? Also, don’t miss the discussion of one of the best fan theories yet!2021-06-211h 45
Blueberry PancakesSecretsWhen one big secret comes out, many many more can’t help but follow. We discuss secrets (duh!), confessions and things better left unsaid. We start down the rabbit-hole of disney-fying the gang of 4D. Our transitions may be bursting at the seams, but the giggling covers it up.2021-06-071h 43
Blueberry PancakesFancyman, Part 2This episode contains 2 separate parts of the same episode recorded separately... everything gets more confusing (and hilarious!) from there. So many questions--is it Tony the Tiger style or Alvin, Simon and Theodore? Is Dirk an evil genius or just an arrogant creep? How did the sex wall painting jump from the inside of the closet to a whole wall in Winston's room? When does a hill become a mountain? Who really is the "Fancyman?" Jami and Calli may not be the most sooooophisticated podcasts hosts you know, but they appreciate the best things in life like quality guest stars and...2021-05-301h 39
Blueberry PancakesFancyman, Part 1Let them eat cars! Fold your sweater, put on some Jodeci and join Jami and Calli on their journey of this 17th episode of New Girl. We talk about why Nick needs a phone, how Elvin steals the show with his cuteness, and the history of the court of the Sun King-ish. Mr. Fancyman does that little thing with his mouth when he's yelling, so get the koi out of your dress and throw your phone into the fiery chasm--scratch that--you might need your phone to listen to Blueberry Pancakes!2021-05-161h 31
Blueberry PancakesControlUno, bitches! Put on your slippiest loafers and try Jami’s new breakfast recipe while we dive in for Schmidt’s 3-day(?) trial of new homeless: beach style. Will Jess get to put her hutch in the living room? Will we ever do a clean intro? (Spoiler—it’s same answer for both...)2021-05-091h 16
Blueberry PancakesInjuredHow many ears does Daniel Boone have? Come along with Jami and Calli while they ask questions about the meaning of life—things like can a speculum wizard cure a baby backache, what shape does a butt make in the sand, if the mechanic says your car is no longer a car, can your paperclip still be the key? Listening to this podcast won’t make you smarter, but it will answer questions you never wanted to ask.2021-05-021h 40
Blueberry PancakesBullyWhen Jami and Calli get together to discuss the 14th episode of New Girl, you can bet it will be l’chaim (a celebration)! Middle school was painful to live through but hilarious to recount now—we were not building robot arms! Nick plays Humpty Dumpty with a cactus, and we explore the merits of using “hump” for your euphemism. Bring your good scissors!!2021-04-261h 17
Blueberry PancakesValentine's DayAll the cheesiest parts of Valentine's Day including cockfights, creepy interns, pedicures, and way too many condoms (depending how much salmon he's had). We don't know who's going to to be smelling what with this episode, so we just sprayed giggles all over the place! Please pardon a few technical difficulties--maybe it was those Street Youths!2021-04-201h 33
Blueberry PancakesThe LandlordStreet Youths! Come hang out with Jami and Calli as they discuss things they know nothing about like Pinocchio, the difference between landlords and supers and celestial tea ceremonies. Is 4D's landlord, Remy, truly a nice guy or is he helping Jess with his own agenda? We don't ferment stuff in the basement, but we do swoon over Cece, quote Schmidt and question everyone's motives, but what else is new? Check out this clip with Schmidt’s boss (Gillian Vigman) in a fantastic scene from the movie Stepbrothers: https://youtu.be/vAfAKsd2P0k2021-04-131h 37
Blueberry PancakesJess & JuliaJoin Jami and Calli for the 11th installment of Blueberry Pancakes covering the 11th episode of New Girl—Jess & Julia! Our conversation includes Nick Miller’s list of fears, missed movie references, humidity because we’re women, but most of all OSI...our shared interests. Even the dogs are excited!2021-04-041h 33
Blueberry PancakesThe Story of the 50Jami and Calli discuss BroJuice, the party bus, d-bags and Ms. Phatbooty. We built this Schmidty!2021-03-281h 25
Blueberry PancakesThe 23rdJami and Calli discuss all things The 23rd...including Sexy Santa, Cecelia #5, and an anatomically correct heart of a 50-year old non-smoker. We talk mullets, superheroes and Christmas music. There may also be some giggling...2021-03-141h 43
Blueberry PancakesBad in BedJami and Calli discuss Season 1 Episode 8 of New Girl. Highlights of the episode include the infamous Starfish, a pool party baby shower, an unexpected haircut, Genzlinger's list of won'ts, a legitimate reason to stall an elevator, all the lessons we learn along the way, and Danny Glover's grandfather. Please enjoy!
The bloopers references in the episode can be found at https://youtu.be/hWfywCaAmMk2021-03-081h 19
Blueberry PancakesBellsJami and Calli breakdown the best and the worst of the 7th episode of season 1 of New Girl. Ensembell may very well become a household name...2021-03-011h 16
Blueberry PancakesThanksgivingJami and Calli gobble about the first of the legendary Thanksgiving episodes of the tv show New Girl. There may even be some singing... Check us out at Instagram/blueberrypancakespodcast2021-02-221h 30
Blueberry PancakesCece CrashesJami and Calli laugh it up while discussing all things Season 1 Episode 5 of New Girl, "Cece Crashes!”2021-02-161h 44Blueberry PancakesNakedJami and Calli discuss all thing episode 4 of New Girl, and then some! Lots of laughs!!2021-02-091h 40
Blueberry PancakesWeddingJami and Calli look back at one of the all time greatest episodes of New Girl, Season 1 Episode 3 Wedding. There may be some laughing...2021-01-291h 12
Blueberry PancakesS1S2 KryptoniteNew Girl Episode 2 retrospection! 2021-01-251h 14
Blueberry PancakesPilot On A PilotSisters Retrospecting Season 1 Episode 1 of New Girl. Check us out in Instagram @blueberrypancakespodcast!2021-01-1854 min