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Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: ANORA starring Mikey Madison. The sexiest sad movie of the year...or vice versa?Let’s go to the ATM, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Mampy watched ANORA, the new sex worker dramedy from Sean Baker. Will the fellas chuckle like they took too many painkillers? Or will they cry like they just realized their dreams will never come true? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to go to every bar in New York...
2024-11-2059 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Iron Claw from A24, starring Zac EfronWrestling is real, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched The Iron Claw, the new wrestling melodrama from A24, written and directed by Sean Durkin! Will the fellas get pumped like they needle just dropped on Tom Sawyer? Or will they plink plonk on their guitar fruitlessly? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to vomit blood! Bon Appétit!
2024-01-171h 04Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Carpentober: Escape from LA starring Kurt RussellThe name’s Plissken, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s Escape From LA, the dystopian future-prison movie starring Kurt Russell! Will the boys wear eyepatches? Or will they yell, “THE FUTURE IS NOW?” Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be very good at basketball! Bon Appétit!
The name’s Plissken, Kill Donkeys! It's...
2023-10-181h 00Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Talented Mr. Ripley (or, Not So Talented At Impressions)
You’re shivering, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY, the prestige serial killer movie starring Matt Damon. Will the fellas love a trip through the dark and decadent lives of the rich and murderous? Or will they end up feeling like they’ve been brained with a bust? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s...
2021-07-311h 00Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Space Jam: A New Legacy (or, Double Drivel)
That’s gonna leave a mark, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY, the cursed sequel to the beloved, by some, 90s movie/commercial. Will the boys have a great time having a bad time? Or will they just have a bad time? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s gasp for air as IP ge...
2021-07-241h 02Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Sneakers (or, Ocean’s 5)
It’s about the information, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Michael and Jon watched SNEAKERS, the heist movie starring Robert Redford. Will the fellas delight in the quirky ensemble cast? Or will they crash a few commuter jets? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to yell “Martyyyyyyyyy!” Bon Appétit!
Caption: Indecipherable Long Island...
2021-07-1453 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CRANK 2 (or, Look Who’s Cranking Too)
Full body tourettes, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE, the coked out sequel from Neveldine and Taylor. Will the boys enjoy the absolute madness? Or will they do a very bad Statham impression and say, “It’s little much, init?” Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to kick a severed head into a sw...
2021-07-011h 00Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CRANK (or, Crank Nugs)
Suck your own dick, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched CRANK, the maxi-action comedy from Neveldine and Taylor. Will the chums feel the crank slamming into their veins? Or will they shoot too much junk and end up drooling on the bathroom floor? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to have sex in public! Bon Appétit...
2021-06-1959 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (or, Even The Devil Wouldn’t Do This)
Love conquers all, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Jon, and Michael watched THE CONJURING: THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT, the new demon possession whodunit. Will the boys be sitting at the edge of their seat? Or slumped back in it, half asleep? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time run from the meatloaf zombie! Bon Appétit!
2021-06-1153 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Army of the Dead (or, Yawn of the Dead)
Zombie tiger, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched ARMY OF THE DEAD, the new zombie movie from visionary director Zack Snyder! Will the fellas have a rollicking zombie-killing time? Or will they wish they were killed in the opening credits? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be quiet because the zombies are sleeping! Bon...
2021-06-051h 14Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Annabelle: Creation (or, Howdy Moody)
Girls and Dolls, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched ANNABELLE: CREATION, the demon doll horror movie from Director David F. Sandberg! Will the chums jump out of their seat? Or will they jump out of their seat? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because who cares, RUN! Bon Appétit!
Caption: Chucky > All Other Doll...
2021-05-221h 09Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Star Wars: A New Hope (or, Rise Of The Porkins)
May the Force be with you, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE, the sci-fi classic from George Lucas! Will the fellas think it's out of this world? Or would they rather be crushed in a trash compactor? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it's time to these are not the droids you're looking for...
2021-05-141h 10Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Galaxy Quest (or, Nomadlandia)
Never give up, Never Surrender, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and Michael watched GALAXY QUEST, the Trekkish comedy starring Tim Allen! Will the fellas think it's out of this world? Or would they rather be crushed Gorignak? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to kiss an octopus! Bon Appetit!
2021-05-071h 04Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Mortal Kombat (or, Know Babalities, Know Peace)
Get over here, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched MORTAL KOMBAT (2021), the video game remake from Director Simon McQuoid! Will the dudes both turn into huge fire dragons? Or will they commit suicide by spike pit? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it's time to cut a bat woman in half w...
2021-05-0158 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Ninth Gate (or, Horny Devils)
Over 8 gates, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched THE NINTH GATE, the devil procedural directed by some guy, we're not sure who! Will the dudes float through the air like a witch? Or will they set themselves on fire to please the dark lord? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to...
2021-04-231h 00Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: VOLCANO (or, Dante’s Nadir)
What is magma, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael, and Jon watched VOLCANO, where they put the LA in lava! Will the dudes run to the ocean to cool off after the rush of a solid disaster flick? Or will they jump directly into the lava and melt wicked witch of the west style? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your...
2021-04-1754 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Godzilla vs Kong (or, Pod On Pod Crime)
KONGZILLA, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael, and Jon watched Godzilla vs Kong, the big monsters fighting movie from Adam Wingard! Will the chums climb to the top of a building and swat at prop planes out of joy? Or will they shoot their atomic breath into a mirror so it flies back and kills them? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak...
2021-04-0955 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Da 5 Bloods (or, Doo Doo The Right Thing)
What's goin' on, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael, and Jon watched DA 5 BLOODS, the old-men-on-a-mission movie from Spike Lee! Will the dudes feel their open hand turn into a raised fist as they wash this powerful tale? Or will their hand, like Spike Lee's, be too heavy to even lift? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, a...
2021-04-021h 03Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Justice League: The Snyder Cut (or, Chapter 1: Call me Fishmael)
Faster than a speeding bullet, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched Zach Snyder's JUSTICE LEAGUE, the epic super heroic battle from, you guessed it, Zach Snyder! Will the buds love this amazing adventure? Or will they wish they could get in a portal to another world where HBOMAX doesn't exist? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your s...
2021-03-2655 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Fury (or, We watched it......with a machine gun!)
Don't touch me, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE FURY, the psychokinesis thesis from Brian De Palma! Will the fellas love this saga of brain power unleashed? Or will their hair turn shoe polish white from boredom? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to run really slowly! B...
2021-03-1957 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Devils (or, The Devil Is In The Car O’Nine Tails)
What the devil, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE DEVILS, the Nunsploitation epic from Ken Russell! Will the chaps have smiles in the shape of Oliver Reed's pointy moustache? Or will they yell, "Another naked nun?" Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to monologue while being burned a...
2021-03-1354 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Deep Blue Sea (or, ”We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Podcast”)
My hat is like a sharks fin, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched DEEP BLUE SEA, the Flowers for Algernon of shark movies from Renny Harlin! Will the boys love the gratuitous shark carnage? Or will they start an inspiring speech in the hope that they get eaten mid-sentence? Tune in too find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, a...
2021-03-0556 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Psycho Goreman (or, Mighty Morphin’ Parental Guidance Suggested)
Hunky boys, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched PSYCHO GOREMAN, the rubber suit blood fest from Steven Kostanski! Will the bros love the goofs and the gags? Or will they do a lot of deep sighs as another silly thing happens? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to t...
2021-02-2652 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Unhinged (or, 300 Odd Pounds Of Grunts)
Here's your courtesy tap, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched UNHINGED, the down and dirty road rage movie starring Russell Crowe! Will the fellas delight in the hijinx of our portly anti-hero? Or will Crowe be just big enough to fail? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to drive a...
2021-02-1848 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: TENET (or, Go Hang A Salami I’m A Lasagna Hog)
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched TENET, the new clock-action movie from Christopher Nolan! Will the gents love this time-twisted shoot-em-up? Or will they yell the title of the 70s sitcom, "What's happening?" Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your CIA pill because i...
2021-02-131h 02Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Little Things (or, As Jared Leto Would Ad Lib: ”Poop”)
Every Little Things she does is magic, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE LITTLE THINGS, the new serial killer thriller from Denzel! Will the boys gasp as each new twist turns? Or will they pray for a swift death via shovel? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to get...
2021-02-0657 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: ZODIAC (or, We Met At The Movies Once.)
Before I kill you I'm going to throw your baby out the window, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's ZODIAC, to close Manksgiving Ranksgiving where we rank all his films! Will we get to the bottom of the best Finch? Or will we follow the clues to a dead end? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your...
2021-01-3057 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Game (or, The Plot Summary That Would Not End)
THE GAME is afoot (a movie), Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched David Fincher's THE GAME, as part of Manksgiving Thanksgiving where we rank all his films! Will this be the movie that gamed the savage beasts? Or will the boys say, "the Game Over?" Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time...
2021-01-231h 16Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Gone Girl (or, Tyler Perry’s Gone Girl)
His majesty prefers not to be moistened, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's GONE GIRL, as part of Manksgiving Ranksgiving where we rank all his films! Will the fellas follow the clues and love the mystery? Or will they, like the tv duck, yell "Attack!"? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto...
2021-01-161h 02Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: SE7EN (or, Se7en 8ight 9ine)He made me F her, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched David Fincher's SE7EN, as part of Manksgiving Ranksgiving where we rank all his films! Will the boys forget old acquaintances as they watch the John Doe's horrors unfold? Or will they splash hot spaghetti sauce in their eyes that they may look no longer? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in...
2021-01-011h 14Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Gremlins (or, Don’t Feed Howie After Midnite)
Bright Light, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched Joe Dante’s GREMLINS, the charming story of a boy and his pet! Will the chums be filled with good cheer as the Gremlins murder an old lady? Or will they say humbug to all those puppets? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto bec...
2020-12-241h 05Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: MANK (or, Best Episode of Drunk History EVER)
Manks for all the memories, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's MANK for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the fellas delight in this celebration of old Hollywood? Or will they Mank their lucky stars that it's over? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your...
2020-12-1149 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (or, Bubba Gump Button Co.)
Benjamin over, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the boys love this whimsical tale about ever-encroaching death? Or will they find the Shar Pei baby too off-putting? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak...
2020-12-0400 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (or, More White People Shit)
And their blood shall be upon them, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the chums have a grand time with all the sadism? Or will the deep dive into minutiae numb their poor brains? Tune in to find out!
2020-11-2952 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: PANIC ROOM (or, Manksgiving Ranksgiving Continues with PANIC ROOM)
Here it is! I'm Raoul, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's PANIC ROOM for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the Courtesans delight in the dark thrills of this haunted house (by robbers)? Or will they line up for the door like Jared Leto's corn rows? Tune in to find o...
2020-11-211h 03Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Social Network (or, I’m Sad As Hell And I’m Not Going To Take It Anymore)
If you'd invented Facebook, you would have invented Facebook, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched David Fincher's THE SOCIAL NETWORK for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the boys point and click with this movie? Or does Zuck not deserve a much more lacerating bio? Tune in to find out!
So grab your...
2020-11-131h 07Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Fight Club (or, First Rule of Proud Boys)
The First rule of Food Club is we don't talk about Food Club, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's Fight Club for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the fellas get macho and eschew dainty concerns like furniture? Or will the stench of the alt-right linger in the noses of o...
2020-11-0857 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER Halloween and Halloween II directed by John Carpenter and Rick Rosenthal
Hey Mikey he likes it, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s HALLOWEEN and HALLOWEEN II, the classic tales of a deranged madman who wears a mask to cover up his acne. Will the boys delight in the deaths of so many teens and nurses? Or will this episode be so divisive that Michael and Sean fight a duel of death at dawn? Tune i...
2020-10-301h 20Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER Body Bags directed by John Carpenter and Tobe Hooper
Carpentober continues, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched John Carpenter presents BODY BAGS, a proud ripoff of Tales from the Crypt. Will the EC Comics stylings be so much bloody putty in Carpenter’s capable hands? Or was old John too busy playing Super Mario Kart? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in some snacks, and pop some pesto...
2020-10-2655 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER In The Mouth Of Madness directed by John Carpenter
Reality ain't what it used to be, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter's IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS, a movie with the silly premise that what we read and watch can drive us insane. Will the boys, as the kids say, "read Sutter Cane?" Or is 90s Carpenter better off forgotten? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, enter and empty...
2020-10-151h 00Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER Vampires directed by John Carpenter
Did you get wood, Kill Donkeys? It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Carpentober continues: Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael and (returning triumphantly) Jon watched John Carpenter's VAMPIRES, the swinging dick vampire flick from old JC. Will the boys toss on their leather jackets and have a kick-ass good time? Or will they resignedly don their cowhide coats and have a butt-kicking good time? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in...
2020-10-1054 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER The Thing directed by John Carpenter
Here's The Thing, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter's THE THING, the goo-horror classic from, you guessed it, John Carpenter. Will the boys enjoy the mystery and intrigue of one of cinema's classic monster movies? Or will they take a bold stance against greatness? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's...
2020-10-021h 01Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Devil All The Time (or, Devil May Not Care)
What the devil is this, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael Hampton watched The Devil All The Time, the downer drama starring Tom Holland. Will this story of a town with an evil underbelly ring true in these dark times? Or do we prefer movies that offer us an escape from such thoughts or at least some tiny amount of entertainment or didacticism? Tune in to find out!
2020-09-2544 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Tax Collector (or, Oscar De La Hoya Bait)
Hey vato, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and new co-host Michael Hampton watched Tax Collector, the crime drama/Chevy commercial from Director David Ayer. Will this gritty story captivate the home theater audience? Or is this the worst Cheech and Chong movie ever? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to get a...
2020-09-1850 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Ratatouille (or, You Dirty Rat)
Rat patootie, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Change Willie watched RATATOUILLE, the coming-of-age rat story from Pixar. Will Brad Bird delight the senses and tug the heart strings? Or is childhood itself a scam that insufficiently prepares us for the horrors of adulthood? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because i...
2020-08-2957 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Breakfast Club with Brian Bates from Nateland
Don't you forget about me, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Brian Bates watched The Breakfast Club, the coming-of-age classic from John Hughes. Will the boys applaud The Brat Pack's finest hour? Or should this problematic fav be destroyed forever? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to break g...
2020-08-2059 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: HOST (or, All I Wanna Do Is Zoom Zoom Zoom And A Boom Boom)
What's that behind you, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Seth Pomeroy watched HOST, the Zoom ghost story from Director Rob Savage. Will this be cinema's next great evolution? Or is entertainment just what the government uses to distract us from the inevitability of our extinction? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because...
2020-08-1459 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Old Guard (or, Old Maid is More Apt and More Fun)
There can be only one, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Move theaters no longer exist so Sean and special guest Josh Lewis watched The Old Guard, the immortal mercenary movie starring Charlize Theron. Will Charlize reach the heights of Fury Road once again? Or was even bringing up Fury Road a huge mistake? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to...
2020-08-0748 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Over The Top (or, ”When I Turn My Hat Around, I Turn Into a B-Movie Actor”)
Yo Adrian, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Carl Roberts III watched Over The Top, the estranged family arm wrestle festival starring Sylvester "Sly" Stallone. Will Stallone's veiny arms win the day? Or should they change the name to Under The Bottom? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time t...
2020-08-0142 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Dead Ringers (or, Twins, But With Laughs)
Mimsy and coral, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Jamie Bradley watched DEAD RINGERS, the gynecological love story from director David Cronenberg. Will Jeremy reign over acting with an Irons fist? Or will two Jers mean double trouble? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to...
2020-07-2455 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Starship Troopers (or, Another Bughunt)
The only good bug is a dead bug, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Mark Anundson watched Starship Troopers, the anti-hate satire from director Paul Verhoeven. Will Johnny Rico make us laugh and then make us think? Or will the battle sequences fall flat as a bug under your boot? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your s...
2020-07-1741 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Seconds (or, Frankenheimerstein’s Monster)
I want to be a tennis pro, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Carter Glascock watched Seconds, the sci-fi thriller starring Rock Hudson. Will Rock make us think twice about getting experimental surgery from a mysterious organization? Or is this just a long episode of the Twilight Zones? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snack...
2020-07-1246 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Falling Down (or, Some Things Never Stop Never Changing)
Whammy Burger, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Seth Pomeroy watched Falling Down, the alt-right fantasy starring Michael Douglas. Will Mikey Dougie get his fast food breakfast? Or will we learn an important lesson (don't be bad?) Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to not understand the concept o...
2020-07-0446 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Cliffhanger (or, Over The Mountaintop)
Don't let go, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh "The Judge" Lewis watched Cliffhanger, the rock-climbing action spectacular starring Sylvester "Sly" Stallone. Will our muscles be sore from the non-stop tension of watching Stallone's muscles be ripped? Or will Renny Harlin lose his grip and drop us, screaming, into a chasm? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak i...
2020-06-2744 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Hell Comes To Frogtown (or, Triple Snake Wine)
What in the SAM HELL, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Rob "Hot Sauce" Haynes watched Hell Comes To Frogtown, the Dystopian Mad Maxian sex romp starring "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. Will the Rowdy One bring us all the one-liner madness we love and respect? Or is the future so dark we don't gotta wear shades? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn...
2020-06-2048 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (or, Scooby Twoby Two: 2 Fast 2 Fur-ious)
Raricia Rilverstone, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Michael Hampton watched Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed, the "live action?" remake of the cartoon classic. Will this be a fitting sequel to the Academy Award winning classic Scooby Doo? Or was that last sentence a lie? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because i...
2020-06-1649 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: DREDD (or, The Contagion Of Cop Flicks)
I am the law, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Gary Fletcher watched DREDD, the brutal future cop blood-bath from Alex Garland. Will Karl Urban grimace his way to a winner? Or will a movie about cops killing without oversight feel too much like a certain present time we don’t wish to name? Tune in to find out!
So grab yo...
2020-06-0543 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Capone (or, Never bring farts to a poop fight!)
Poop, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Seth Pomeroy watched CAPONE, the boom-boom biopic starring Tom Hardy. Will Josh Trank redeem himself after the crushing failure of Fant4stic (that’s really how it‘s formatted on the posters)? Or will the dumps just keep on dumpin’? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop som...
2020-05-2841 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Terrified (or, Chipotlegeist)
Boo, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis watched Terrified, the Argentinian monster movie on Shudder. Will the big bad monster kill people real good? Or will the inter-dimensional scares trap us inside a cabinet with glass in our eyes? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time...
2020-05-1545 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Extraction (or, The Child’s Play Remake We Didn’t Know We Needed)
Pew pew, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis watched Extraction, the new action movie from The Russo Brothers. Will Thor kill them real good? Or will this be just another steaming pile of Asgarbage? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to beat up childre...
2020-05-0846 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Upgrade (or, Held In Contempt)
I can walk, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Jon dove into UPGRADE, the sci-fi horror classic from Leigh Whannell. Will the boys gush more than a 90s fruit snack? Or will they rip the movie apart like a strip of a different 90s fruit snack: Fruit by the Foot? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and p...
2020-04-2941 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Greed (or, Greed is NOT Good)
Show me the money, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw Greed, the new satire from Michael Winterbottom. Will this comedy insightfully slice and dice the lifestyles of the rich and famous? Or will it crash like the stock market? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to deposit all of our vas...
2020-03-1149 min
Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Invisible Man (or, Hollower Man)
He’s right behind you, Food Victims! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw The Invisible Man, the sequel to Tom Cruise’s the Mummy. Can Leigh Whannell re-reach the high heights of Upgrade? Or has all his skill DISAPPEARED? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to for a floating knife to cut all our...
2020-03-031h 02Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Call of The Wild (or, Why Are You Wearing That Stupid Human Suit?)
Ow wooooo, Food Wolves! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis, saw The Call Of The Wild, the very newest CGI dog movie of all time. Will this heartwarming tale of a codger and his dog heal the nation? Or is it just a mocap man pretending to be dog and, thus, deeply uncomfortable? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and p...
2020-02-2849 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: JoJo Rabbit (or, The Day The Clown Cried)
Heil, Food Courtlers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw Jojo Rabbit, the “anti-hate satire” from Taika Waititi. Will this tale of a Hitler Youth resonate with our current political climate? Or is everyone who watches it, in fact, a Nazi? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to unsuccessfully attempt to tie our (spoiler) dead Mom’s shoes...
2020-02-2133 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Birds of Prey (or, Birds On A Wire)
Ca Caw, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw Birds Of Prey: The Fantabulous Etc. Of Harley Quinn, the sequel to the universally reviled (but profitable) Suicide Squad. Will Margot Robbie’s irresistible charm save the day? Or does DC still stand for Dumb Crap? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to kick ass with roller s...
2020-02-1438 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Doolittle (or, Do As Little With Your Talent As Possible)
There’s a sassy duck, Food Courterlies! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw Doolittle, the newest remake of the not-very-beloved classic(?). Will Robert Downey Jr. reprise his role as the only interesting thing in a huge CG mess? Or can no one save this trash? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to pull
2020-02-0654 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Gentlemen (or, Dads of Anarchy)
Cheerio, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw The Gentlemen, the new meta-crime comedy from Guy Ritchie. Will Ritchie’s cleverness have us dancing on the ceiling? Or will we be wishing for his glory days to come back and say, “Hello, is it me you’re looking for?” Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because RACISM! Bon Appetit!
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2020-01-3039 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Underwater (or, You can’t hold your breath and apply mascara at the same time)
Splash, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw UNDERWATER, the wettest, wildest ocean monster movie since The Meg. Will Kristen bring some serious Ripley energy? Or will T.J. Miller bring some serious T.J. Miller energy? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because I love moon pies! Bon Appetit!
Caption: Land, Ho!
2020-01-2354 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Cats (or, Putting Out Fires With Gasoline)
JELLICLE, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon and special guest Michael Hampton brought CATS before the Food Court Of Appeals, to see if we need to put these kittens down. Will we unlock the mystery and truly understand the masterpiece CATS truly is? Or is it just the kitty-litter covered turd we always thought it was? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop...
2020-01-1540 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Uncut Gems (or, GoodMensches)
You’re a Jew again, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw Uncut Gems, the newest discomfort machine from The Safdie Brothers. Will Adam Sandler be able to pull from his deep well of talent to play an irritating Jewish man? Or will it be SafDEEZ NUTS? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because this is how we win! Bon Ap...
2020-01-1147 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Rise of Skywalker (or, Franchise Installment No. 9)
Meesa Skywalker, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Seth Pomeroy saw Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, the final film in what they have now decided to call The Skywalker Saga. Will J.J. Abrams tap into the fun and adventure of a classic Star War? Or was digging up Carrie Fisher’s corpse for one last Wars as crass and icky as it sounds? Tune in to find out!
So...
2020-01-0258 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Cats (or, Pussy Galore)
Jellicle cats singing Jellicle nonsense, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw CATS, the nightmarish film adaptation of the classic musical. Will movie magic make kittens come to life? Or will Judi Dench put the ow in meow? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to decide which cats get boobs! Bon App...
2019-12-2855 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Black Christmas (or, Bob Clark Wept)
Deck the Halls with boughs of DEATH, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon and Sean saw Black Christmas, the newest remake of the 1974 horror gem. Will the rich history of socio-political horror gain a new classic? Or just not even close to that at all? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to Cary on my wayward Elwes! Bon Ap...
2019-12-1929 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast Episode 70: Knives Out (or, Clueless in Cleattle)
Heavy sort-of New Orleans accent, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw Knives Out, the new whodunit from Rian Johnson. Will Johnson’s knack for genre flourish once again? Or will this be some Leia floating around like Mary Poppins kinda bullshit? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to give get nana something to eat. TO EAT...
2019-12-1038 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast Episode 69: The Irishman (or, Marvel-ous Marty)
I heard you paint houses, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Josh Lewis marveled at The Irishman, the new crime epic from Martin Scorsese. Will the 1-2-3 punch of DeNiro, Pacino, and Pesci knock us out and stomp on our hand? Or will we wish Scorsese de-aged back to 1990? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time...
2019-12-041h 01Food Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast Episode 68: A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood (or, Life Is Like A Box Of Beautiful Days In The Neighborhood)
Speedy Delivery, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher saw A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, the new Mr. Rogers movie starring Tom Hanks. Will this meaty role satiate our hankering for Hanks? Or am I the captain now? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to cry! Bon Appetit!
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2019-11-2645 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast Episode 67: Parasite (or, Upstairs, Downstairs)
God Bless Wifi, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon and Sean saw Parasite, the new thriller from Bong Joon-Ho. Will anything I write be a spoiler? Can I even mention the basement? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because mentioning the basement definitely feels like a spoiler! Bon Appetit!
2019-11-1347 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast Episode 66: Terminator: Dark Fate (or, Judgement Dang)
We need your clothes, boots, and your motorcycles, Food Courtinators! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis (@thejoshfromtn) saw Terminator: Dark Fate, the newest Timebot attack on James Cameron’s most beloved characters. Will Tim Miller use his Deadpool skills to quip the franchise back into shape? Or will we be yelling More Like In-Terminable-nator? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks...
2019-11-0635 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Lighthouse (or, Rime Of The Ancient Binge Drinkers)
Let’s get drunk on lamp oil, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw The Lighthouse, the new surreal thriller from the director of The VVitch. Will Willem kill’em? Or will Eggers have them begging for less? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to marvel at a mermaid’s labia! Bon Appetit!
2019-10-3030 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Judy (or, Somewhere Over Some Studio-Provided Blow)
There’s no place like home, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Comedian Chris Crofton (@thecroftonshow) saw Judy, the biopic about.....well, who else? Judy Garland! But here’s the twist: it stars Renee Zelwegger and......well, no one else! Can Nene’s Chicagoan swagger carry the picture? Or should she have been, like Judy herself so many times, replaced with another starlet? Tune in to find out!
So grab your p...
2019-10-2445 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Gemini Man (or, Will.i.am)
Where there’s a Will there’s a Will, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw Gemini Man, Ang Lee’s newest High Frame Rate 3D sci-fi/action spectacular. Will Will will this film into quality? Or has Ang’s obsession with frames gone bad? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because there’s also a third Will at the very end...
2019-10-1634 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Joker (or, woop woop)
HA HA HA, Food Courtals! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guests Michael Hampton and Seth Pomeroy saw JOKER, the newest take on the Clown Prince Of Crime. Will Todd Philips stick the landing from frat comedy to comic book brutalism? Or has Joaquin’s self-flagellation finally gone too far? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because this clown Taxi ain’t gonna...
2019-10-0952 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: The Shining (or, NOT the Stephen Weber Classic)
You didn’t let me finish, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon and Sean saw The Shining, the horror classic now in 4K (We’re glad they added the extra K.) Will the boys revel in the measured pace of the Kubrick classic? Or will they #cancel the K-man? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because we are completely unreliable...
2019-10-0236 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Ad Astra (or, To Infinity And Beyond...and beyond...and beyond)
Catch some space Zs, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon and Sean saw Ad Astra, the new space meditation by critical darling James Gray. Will Brad’s performance be (inter)Stellar? Or will it feel 2001 hours long? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because my daddy didn’t wuv me! Bon Appetit!
2019-09-2431 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Hustlers (or, Insert Cardi B Noise Here)
Climb the pole, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw Hustlers, the based-on-a-true story of two strippers with a heart of darkness. Will a healthy combination of crime and jiggling bring a smile to your face? Or will the “squad goals” not be “a mood”? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to slip dr...
2019-09-1846 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: IT Chapter 2 (or, IT Stinks!)
What IT is, Food Courtiers? It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis (@thejoshfromtn) saw IT: Chapter 2, the newest big budget adaptation of the Stephen King horror classic(?) Will the sort-of-Star-studded cast shine brightly? Or will the movie be three hours long for some goddamn reason? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to drool while we talk to...
2019-09-1142 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Don’t Let Go (or, Please, Let It Go)
Great Scott, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Jon saw Don't Let Me Go, the new time thriller from Blumhouse. Will David Oyelowo prevent a crime that has already happened? Or will the audience be mostly confused and occasionally horrified? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to brutally murder a child more than one time... Bon Appetit!
2019-09-0543 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Ready Or Not (or, Not Quite clueless In So Many Ways)
We want Wadsworth; yes we do! We want Wadsworth; how about you!?
Get a clue, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher saw Ready Or Not, the new not-quite remake of Clue. Will the murders satisfy our incessant blood lust? Or will we just be back at the theater next week to sip on more blood? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak i...
2019-08-2932 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Apocalypse Now - Final Cut (or, Final Water Buffalo Cut)
Cambodian Dream Dusty Rhodes
I loved you in Wall Street, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Jon saw Apocalypse Now: The Final Very Last Cut, the very most final cut of Francis Ford Coppola's Vietnam classic. Will this new cut still have Marlon Brando? Or is it just two and a half hours of Larry Fishburne dancing with his shirt off? Tune in to find out!
So grab your po...
2019-08-2135 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (or, Michael Is Back!)
Up Next, We're Afraid
Where's my big toe, Food Courtiers? It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Special Guest Michael Hampton saw Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, the new YA scary movie based on the popular book series. Will it be a spooky treat for all ages? Or milquetoast macabre for no one at all? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop s...
2019-08-1445 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast: Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (or, Shaw & Hobbs)BADASSES
Oil up your pecs, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Special Guest Brian Bates (@brianbatescomic) saw Fast & Furious Presents: The Rock (Hobbs?) & (vs?) Shaw (Jason Statham!) Will the boys blow 'em up real good? Or will they blow it very badly? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to go to Samoa! Bon Appetit!
2019-08-0746 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast Episode 51: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (or, Doc Scholl's Hollywood)
Sadly, the purse-lipped King of Californication isn't in Tarantino's new jam, but the Kalifornia Kid sure is.
Name a more iconic duo. We'll wait.
Alright Wood Hollies, let's get Hollywoodin'! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Jon and Sean saw Once Upon a Time dot dot dot in Hollywood, the brand new comedy (?) from soon-to-be-cancelled Quentin Tarantino. Will this blast from the past from the (alternate) past be a blast? Or has Tarantino f...
2019-08-0236 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast Episode 50: The Lion King (2019) (or, It means no new ideas! For the rest of our days!)
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Satenya, Food Lions! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and special guest Laura Peek saw The Lion King (2019), the new "Live Action" remake from the makers of all media, Walt Disney Fascist Movie Corp. Will this new version of the cartoon classic be a total waste of time? Or will it be something far worse? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because i...
2019-07-2242 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast Episode 49: Midsommar (or, FYREFEST Y'ALL)
Furry Subreddit Gonna Love This One
Don't jump, Hair Pies! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Jon and Sean saw MIDSOMMAR, the new folk horror movie from Director Ari Aster. Will this new adventure in violence and toxic relationships click (wink) like Hereditary? Or will the sophomore slump hit Aster as it did our dear Mr. Peele? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some a...
2019-07-1733 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast Episode 48: Spider-Man: Far From Home (or, Zero Mentions Of Tom Holland Self-Consciously Dancing)
Worship At The Altar Of Gyllyballs
Love is in the air, Food Spiders! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Sean and special guest Matt Boyd (@mattnealboyd) saw Spider-Man: Far From Home, the newest adventure from our favorite web-slinger. Will Spidey swing into our hearts like he did in Homecoming? Or will the ghost of (Spoiler Alert) Iron Man haunt them? Tune in to find it!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, a...
2019-07-0846 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast Episode 47: Child's Play (or, The Chuckie Awakens)
Apparently Jennifer Tilly and Brad Dourif weren't available
Use The Force, Food Soldiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Sean, Jon and filmmaker/comedian/shitbird Seth Pomeroy (@sethpomeroy) saw the latest installment in the revered Star Wars franchise - this chapter curiously titled "Child's Play"! Wait, what? It's a reboot of The Chuckie Franchise? You don't say! Wait well then why is Mark Hamill in it? WHAT?! Where the fuck is Brad Dourif?! Tune in t...
2019-07-0244 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast Episode 46: Saving Private Ryan (or, How About Not Saving Ed Burns)
How WILL Tom Hanks get out of this pickle?
Take the beach, Food Soldiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Sean and Jon saw Saving Private Ryan, the little seen World War 2 drama from Art House Director Stefan Spielburg. Will they save Private Ryan? Or will he die like so many of our boys did on that fateful D-Day? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and p...
2019-06-2737 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast Episode 45: The Dead Don't Die (or, Groundhog Day of the Dead)Groundhog Day of the Dead
Kill the head, Food Chuggers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw The Dead Don't Die, the new star-studded zombie comedy from Jim Jarmusch. Does Jim have a clever twist to bring to the tired zombie genre? Or should no one ever make a zombie movie ever again? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some a...
2019-06-1737 minFood Court Movie PodcastFood Court Movie Podcast Episode 30: High Flying Bird
Hey now, gym rats! It’s time for a very special CROSSOVER episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.
Sean, Jon, and Chuck Anderson from Fastbreak Breakfast NBA Podcast (@fastbreakbreak) watched High Flying Bird, Stephen Soderbergh’s latest foray into the sports film genre and, this time, he shot it all on a dang iPhone! Will ol’ Steve remember to turn the phone sideways before he hits record? Will Chuck & Jon be able to recreate their chemistry on a different podcast...
2019-03-0434 min