Shows
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesSeth's Past Life RegressionShain falls off a stage and prepares for a life in the theater. Seth makes his skin man put a number on it, does a horrible show, and finally gets his past life regression session confession profession. Five new patreon sign-ups and we set a date for ASSFEST 2! https://www.patreon.com/assville
2026-03-121h 02ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesBone It In, Bone It OutShain and Seth pitch a can't miss new cooking show. Shain opens for an ex-Joker, Seth does a booze gag on stage that makes him sick. TI's stand up special is watched and debated. Leave us a 5 star review we will read it on the pod :)
2026-03-051h 04ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesShain Tongue Kissed A Dog On StageShain and Seth go into seperate but equal unappealing shows on the same night. Big news about Seth's birthday is revealed. Fresh boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-49-151134550
2026-02-191h 07ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesQuad God MassageShain and Seth have very different Super Bowl experiences. Seth gets his first ever massage. Did he pop a B? Shain gets racially profiled at McDonalds but in a fun way. Extra spicy boner clap live in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-48-150552800
2026-02-121h 07ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesUdders Not GuttersShain introduces Seth to his new favorite rapper. Shain goes to a musical. Seth has a vision so powerful he goes to a tarot card reader while dressed as pineapple pizza.
2025-11-051h 00ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesThicc WeekShain's fear of doo-dooing in public catches up with him. Seth has two snitches on his back, a bad day, a night, then a long day, and turns back into the Old Seth (sleeps through Tron).
2025-10-221h 02ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesKeep It Tight & Keep It LooseLive from Riyad! Seth Wings Poisons himself, Shain gets an offer he can't accept from his fraternity, and Shain & Seth enjoy a true local influencer VIP experience.
2025-10-011h 09ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesNot Seth For WorkShain is back from going too hard at a comedy festival in Denver. Seth has some things to say about literature readings featuring iconic rapper/producers, mascot costumes at open mics, and the market value of his jizz.
2025-09-251h 06ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesCLASSIC ASS: Shain's Birthday & Seth's Instagram BlunderFor very mysterious reasons that will be revealed next week, the Mayors could not record a new ep this week. Enjoy this classic from January 2024, when Shain had a birthday and Seth got in trouble for simply documenting things the algorithm showed him.
2025-09-181h 14ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesThrowback Clap - Phillip M. SpittersIn a truely WASHED moment both Shain and Seth screwed up this week trying to record the pod. Let's just say that one of them forgot to bring an SD Card and the other one didn't set up the equipment properly so they ended up NOT RECORDING for 36 mins that no one will ever hear. Check out their PATREON for the apology video. https://www.patreon.com/thewashedmen
2025-07-101h 00ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesFOOD CRIMES MEGA EP!Shain gets cutoff in the Delta Sky Lounge but still enjoys a nice washed Wu Tang concert and advice from [CENSORED ICONIC HOLLYWOOD PERSON]. Aaaand St. Johns is pretty racist, Seth DOMMED Seattle. Dock Life! Chris Mejia! Deep Down In My Dick Bones! Booty Meat Bounty on Nariko Ott! On Sight!!!
2025-07-031h 26ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies3 OLD AMIGOS FT. Nariko Ott and Geoff TateWhile Seth's away Shain will play... with Nariko Ott and Geoff Tate. Enjoy.
2025-06-271h 08ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesMeaty TortelliniSeth goes wild on white beans and caesar salad for his birthday and Shain can't handle his meaty tortellini. Real hot boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-41-131722806
2025-06-181h 04ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesYeeks WeekShain is back from overeating in Indiana and Seth witnesses a classic Karen meltdown at 7-11, then gets too into the UFO community. Loaf or Tiss?
2025-06-041h 17ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesDouble Whammy in a Bad WaySeth refuses to take his shirt off under any circumstances. Shain gets double whammied in a bad way. New boner clap in the patreon! http://patreon.com/thewashedmen
2025-05-291h 02ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesDark Boner PodShain is just a single father with two dogs trying to make it work who falls in love with the local weather woman until his wife calls. Seth goes on some spiritual/physical journeys to mysterious places and around the neighborhood. The mayors submit a patent for an app that lets you look up hot people from commercials. Shout out to the Patreon! patreon.com/thewashedmen
2025-05-211h 13ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesSt. John's Parade & The Accountant 2The mayors have an eventful day at the St. John's parade. Seth loves The Accountant 2. New drops! Patreon! http://patreon.com/thewashedmen
2025-05-151h 06ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesSensitive Shain Pops The TrunkGREAT EP! Shain gets a much needed dub after Seth ignored his cries for help. Seth can't stop twitching or setting trends. Shain gets too deep into country music. A drunk man joins the party. Yelawolf forever. Hellboy$z forever. Burgers forever. SPICY BONER CLAP ON THE PATREON (AND VIDEO!): https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen
2025-05-081h 09ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesCar 69Seth gets his pinewood derby car dreams crushed by a Clapper. Tom Hardy's new movie is so bad it breaks Shain's brain. VIDEO ERA?!?
2025-04-301h 04ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesAudience MisdemeanorsShain has a sober-wild week in DC and Seth shows out in front of NBA scouts. Both get complimented/insulted by audience members after shows.
2025-04-1648 minASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesCLASSIC ASS: The Mayors Crash The PartySeth has a cold and Shain has a baby so enjoy this classic from way back in 2021 (our prime), when Seth crashed a cool kids house party and embarassed Shain, then the mayors had an eventful road gig that was too far away to be worth it. Wagon Wheel Forever.
2025-04-101h 02ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesProud POC CoyoteShain sees an airport fight and meets a celebrity peer in Albuquerque, Seth has Chet Hanks related theory.
2025-04-021h 03ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesFootlong BunsShain gets busted DMing Seth sexy farmer content. Boner Clap in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen Come to Jokes & Thangs March 29th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1254032437779
2025-03-271h 02ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesGood In GoodbyeSeth and Shain's Jokes & Thangs 3/29/25! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1254032437779 Boner Clap in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen Shain blows up the Space Needle.
2025-03-191h 00ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesInter-Moler MarriageSETH AND SHAINS JOKES & THANGS MARCH 29TH: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1254032808889 Seth walks eight miles, drinks too much, eats two frozen burritos, does two shows, and abandons Shain mid-pod. The vagina mobile pulls up. Then it gets weird.
2025-03-121h 01ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesDog With A HogChet Hanks is the best thing about a show. Seth finally gets an expert to count his moles and has a big thick bone to pick with Shain. Shain becomes an outcast at a group dinner. Boner Clap and discount to the March Jokes & Thangs in patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen
2025-03-061h 02ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesTingly Creams Wherever You WantIt's not a bandage it's a medicated heat pad! Shain injures himself at a Deftones concert. Seth gets the Waterworld treatment in Hood River. Hot boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen
2025-02-271h 11ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesCreampodDo you dry your feet before you get out of the shower? Night pod! Shain has a stern message for the youth, Seth watches The Gorge and learns something important.
2025-02-201h 07ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesChickens Come Home To NutShain and Seth have very different Super Bowl experiences and a classic weekend of local comedy filled with drunk rowdy whites of all ages, making out, and one big bomb for the road. We're back baby!
2025-02-1258 minASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesEnemy of the pod Jake SilbermanEnemy of the pod Jake Silberman (@thecomedianjake) joins to talk about his lavish NYC living situation and how all his friends are making it in comedy. DON'T MISS JOKES & THANGS 2/22! 50% OFF FOR PATREON SUBSCRIBERS WE LOVE YOU: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1222999577659
2025-02-051h 11ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesEnemy of the pod Nariko Ott returns and gets BANNEDShain is off celebrating his birthday so pod villain Nariko Ott (What's More Metal Podcast, @nariko_ott) joins Seth to talk about roasting Seth on the last Jokes & Thangs and other very positive things.
2025-01-291h 04ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesIts Shain's Birthday!The Mayors go on TV, Seth makes an instagram mistake again, and it's Shain's birthday! Boner Clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen Come to Jokes & Thangs 1/25! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1127814857599
2025-01-221h 02ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesBoomers Boom In The Boom BoomShain performs for a Boomers only singles meetup group in Colorado and Seth has nothing. Don't miss Jokes & Thangs 1/25/25! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1127814857599 Patreon members get half of Thangs tix! https://patreon.com/thewashedmen
2025-01-151h 04ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesHPV ONLYLATE NIGHT POD IS DIFFERENT. Seth gets the worst possible intel on Hot Seth and is devastated by Nosferatu. Shain takes his time to get around to lasagna. Don't miss Shain's Birthday Edition of Jokes & Thangs January 25th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1127814857599
2025-01-071h 00ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesDoob In My TubeHairless bears, Gresham comedy, and sweet sweet doob tubin. Seth and Shain's Jokes & Thangs DECEMBER 28 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1106764505429
2024-12-1859 minASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesSmash Or PassNEW SHOW ALERT! SETH AND SHAIN'S JOKES & THANGS DECEMBER 28. Tickets here, FIFTY PERCENT OFF discount code in the patreon: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1106764505429 https://www.patreon.com/thewashedmen
2024-12-121h 11ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesMadea Steals Your DataBIG HOT EP: Shain and Seth do a show in Ridgefield, Washington and a local just has to yell out the n-word. Then Seth accidentally sees a Christian movie and converts.
2024-11-211h 14ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesEither Way Ya Gotta Love ItShain is DOWN BAD after another Dawgs loss, Seth is DOWN BAD after a big bomb in the Couve, and they realize both were their own fault. Then Seth sees an armed man choke a guy. Come on out and see Shain and Seth in Ridgefield this weekend baby!!!
2024-11-121h 01ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies2 Boots And A ScootShain hosts an election party that goes how you might expect. Seth brings cowboy Riff Raff to the pod. Go to hell Big Kahuna sunglasses!
2024-11-0759 minASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesSkinny MeatSeth has a bone to pick with Shain and the washed men uncover a major weakness in our national security at Ace Hardware. Then Shain is forced to deal with a hot horned up Halloween audience. Fresh Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/thewashedmen
2024-10-3156 minASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesEarl Klugh The GodGo Dawgs! Shain deep dives into Seth's past and Jazz Guitar. HOT boner ep on the patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen
2024-10-231h 28ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesMoroccan JelqingShain battles teens on local TV, Seth battles diarrhea while abroad. Stop jelqing and buy Shain's album Either Way, Pretty Funny: https://shainbrenden.bandcamp.com/album/either-way-pretty-funny
2024-10-111h 05ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesSo Seth AllenShain goes on a comedy golf trip and ends up at the club. Seth realizes he has a major branding problem and tells the grossest joke of his life. BUY SHAIN'S ALBUM "EITHER WAY PRETTY FUNNY" https://music.apple.com/us/artist/shain-brenden/1503603424
2024-09-261h 08ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesToday Is Where Your Book BeginsRelease your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin! Shain tries to grind, Seth injures himself playing disc golf.
2024-09-191h 02ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesCrips & CowboysShain's mind is a washed haunted house and Seth thinks Jamie Kennedy deserves more respect. Buy Shain's album or his son won't eat: https://music.apple.com/us/album/either-way-pretty-funny/1762454603
2024-09-121h 03ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesI Got The Internet Blowin NutsSeth has train drama and then is put in his place at Bumbershoot, Shain regrets buying a blue check.
2024-09-061h 07ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesIt Goes Down In The BMCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth go to Seattle. Seth does a house show, Shain is tired of a famous comedian's opener. Well that's a surprise. Patreon! https://www.instagram.com/assvillepod
2024-08-291h 14ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesWashed MenCLAPPERS REJOICE! Who washes the washedmen? Come see Shain and Seth in Seattle on 8/24 to find out! Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/assville
2024-08-081h 05ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesBog With The HogCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets sick in Sacramento and Seth discovers a secret glizzy menu. Shelly drops in hot after returning from [REDACTED].
2024-08-011h 02ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesNickelblackCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain returns from golfing with the wealthy whites of Santa Barbara and Seth helps the black youth save some goats.
2024-07-251h 10ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesSurfboard MechanicCLAPPERS REJOICE! The hilarious Nariko Ott (What's More Metal pod, @nariko_ott) fills in while Shain is on vacay to talk with Seth about Sex Club Comedy, regular degular unhinged open mic behavior, condiment cops, and roast jokes.
2024-07-1757 minASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesBro Country For OldmenCLAPPERS REJOICE! See Shain & Seth in Seattle 8/24 please! Now enjoy the Mayors freestyling over bro-country beats. Boner Clap on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/assville
2024-07-1055 minASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesGot Em Wet Like Baby CarrotsCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain bounces back from his injury (assault?) and Seth runs into surprise challenges emceeing a country music festival. And a fresh Bone to Clap in the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/assville
2024-07-031h 06ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesTug BudsCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain loves Sean Paul's Tiny Desk and Seth should have been a tugboat captain. And a fresh Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville
2024-06-201h 05ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesDSL SethyCLAPPERS REJOICE! Recorded in the green room at Helium in Portland, the Mayors rate some fresh roast jokes about Seth, fried glizzy foreskin snacks, Cam'ron's Ant Edwards diss, and pivoting to a life of being jacked bank robbers who live in the woods.
2024-06-121h 00ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesCLASSIC ASS: Grown & Sexy R&B PlaylistCLAPPERS REJOICE! Mayors could not record this week (Shain in hiding after committing a heinous crime) so enjoy this throwback ep from March 2021 where Shain and Seth reveal the ultimate ASSVILLE R&B playlist. Clappers love theme eps and we almost never do them because we are in our own way. Enjoy!
2024-06-061h 48ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesBar Friends Bar FoesCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain can't remember a man's name, Seth ad libs become mad libs. Patreon! Hot Long Bone! https://www.patreon.com/assville
2024-05-301h 05ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesBoner Clap Leak (Cam'ron has IBS)CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors could not record this week so we're dipping into those hot boner claps from patreon including the original never heard in public Seth Gets Busted Confession, deep inside comedy goss, and Shain getting inspired by discovering Cam'ron has IBS (and made a song about it.). More things like this but unredacted on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
2024-05-2336 minASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesStand On Monkey BidnessCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets lost in the sauce in Phoenix, Seth has a sexy time at the St. John's Parade. Welcome back Curtis! Extended boner clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville
2024-05-161h 01ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesAsspiciousCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain vows to become a stripper, Seth's IG thirsting goes wrong. Too much local tea spilled in the Boner Clap: https://www.patreon.com/assville
2024-05-091h 05ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesHOG WATCHINCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain spends a weekend in Seattle, Seth cooks up a can't miss restaurant concept. Kendrick in the Boner Clap: https://www.patreon.com/assville
2024-05-011h 01ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesGoggs Workin On All Of UsCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth are deep into Fallout, with some bones to pick. Shain becomes the Joker, Seth becomes Gaga, both get Fraternity Names. And spicy comedy talk that is too local. Big Boner Clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
2024-04-171h 04ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesGrand Theft GlizzyCLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth's sacs are filled with juice so he has to buttchug antibiotics. Shain is going through it. Fart in a skillet! Clear eyes, wet sacs, can't lose! ShainBrenden all platforms! HeySethAllen some platforms!
2024-04-111h 07ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesSeth Has Pneumonia!CLAPPERS REJOICE! It turns out Seth was sick the whole time. Ipso facto: the Mayors can't record this week, so enjoy this throwback ep (Country COVID) from the last time Seth was this sick way back in 2022. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville
2024-04-041h 02ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesCritical Ranch TheoryCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets cast in a sitcom pilot with Ernie Hudson, which he has never talked about before for some reason (wet brain). Seth has a conspiracy theory. Diddy goes into hiding. More ass on Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville
2024-03-281h 07ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesSlippery EelCLAPPERS REJOICE! It's an all-timer ep as the Mayors open for a young hot influencer and his audience of hammered lady youths. And Shain launches the Guess Seth's Moles Challenge. Even spicier boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
2024-03-071h 02ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesCome OriginalCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain has a full weekend of L's, Seth strikes show gold. The mayors get grumpy about violations of unwritten green room opener etiquette! Cam'ron IBS on Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville
2024-02-291h 07ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesBeanie WileCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain simps hard for Manscape, Seth gets corrected on horse information again, and Curtis makes deviled eggs. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
2024-02-151h 07ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesLou WilliamsCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain goes to LA, Seth goes to ATL. Bonus Claps on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
2024-02-091h 01ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesHorsey SourceCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets caught being BRIT-ISH and Seth spreads misinformation about horses. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville
2024-02-0158 minASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesPlaces To GoClappers REJOICE! Seth gets HUMILATED by Instagram and it's Shain's birthday! Boner claps in the Patreon https://patreon.com/assville
2024-01-251h 14
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2023-12-1624 minASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesLonely BeekeeperCLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth hang at the horniest show in town and then Shain abandons Seth. https://www.patreon.com/assville
2023-11-021h 12ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesPersons of GravelCLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors record in Seth's room and chaos ensues. Shain is haunted by the ghost of a small white child, Seth has a bone to pick, Shelly is back, and the dresser remains.
2023-04-261h 01ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesTerminally SethClappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and this time you can hear us better! Get your tickets to ASSFEST this Saturday August 20th! Also Seth is on Gig Salad!
2022-08-181h 06ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesVanilla GorillaClappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another ep as delicious as a Arby's Fish Sandwich! This week the boys celebrate Seth making the Willamette Week's Funniest Five Comedian of Portland, Sarah makes a guest appearance with a Shelly story and Seth talks about narrowly escaping thirsty cougars in Salem!
2022-03-251h 00ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesBurnt CD's From Seth's Teenage YearsClappers and Assassins REJOICE! Have you ever wondered what Seth was listening to back in high school??? Well boy oh boy do we have an episode for those TRL CHEEKS!
2022-01-271h 10ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesCyst Gender SethClappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another hot ep! This week Shain comes out hot against the Taco Bell wing regulations while Seth becomes more and more an elderly lady.
2022-01-131h 06
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesHappy Birthday Seth!CLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE!Something about cum and religion? Happy Birthday to Seth while Shain is in Mexico.
2021-06-101h 01
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesBlack Country Eats, White Rapper Treats!Clappers and Assassins Rejoice! This week the Mayors toss each other some tunes to Clap and Review! Shain gives Seth 3 White Rappers to listen to while Seth gives Shain 3 Black Country Music singers to Clap and Review! Get on in there and enjoy the show!
2021-06-031h 23
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesBig Disc EnergyClappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another disc tossin ball slappin peach of an episode! Seth finally reaches his full form as he is introduced to the world of Disc Golf. Shain is very upset by Seth choosing the disc over the ball. The Patreon isup and popping baby!!! Join the already millions of Clappers and Assassins GLOBALLY on patreon.com/assville
2021-05-061h 08
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesWhite Boy Summer?Clappers and Assassins rejoice! Your Mayor's of Assville are back with another peach dropping, cheek clapping episode! Shain has a dream about fat Jack Harlow, Seth can't stop getting owned by Shelly in public, Seth gives his claps for White Boy Summer, and the boys share their mutual hate of breakfast potatoes! New episode clapping every week on the Helium Comedy Podcast Network @heliumpresents on IG and Twitter! @assvillepod on IG and Twitter! Follow Shain @shainbrenden on IG and Twitter Follow Seth @sethhaha on IG and @sethbawl on Twitter ...
2021-03-311h 11
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesShain and Seth's R&B Jams!CLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! The Mayors of Assville are back with a Grown & Sexy episode! This week Seth and Shain dim the lights, pour up big glasses of pinot, wrap our hair up with silk scarfs and get into our favorite R&B Jams! Assville is clapping those cheeks every week on the Helium Comedy Podcast Network @heliumpresents on IG. Find Shain on IG and Twitter: @shainbrenden Find Seth on IG: @sethhaha Twitter: @sethbawl Follow Assville on IG and Twitter: @assvillepod
2021-03-041h 48
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesDwight Howard and Muskrat LoveCLAPPER AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! Back like the cheeks in which we all clap with another delicious episode for you! This week Shain and Seth discover Dwight Howard's weird Kid Friendly rap album, Seth teaches Shain about the magic of muskrat love making and the Mayors get yet another non-keto friendly baked good from our Official Baker of Assville, Chef Sable!
2021-02-241h 13
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesShainus and the Seth MessiahClappers and Assassin Rejoice! Kick off those snow boots and unthaw those cheeks baby because the Mayors are back with another HOT one to help melt the ice off your Subaru Baja's! This week Seth and Shain talk surviving Portland Snowmageddon, Seth and Shellys romantic senior citizen getaway to Hood River, NBA Top Shot and Seth's hatred of the future and Shain's disdain for any snow activity in our Lightning Clap Wrap! Follow us on social media @assvillepod | @shainbrenden | @sethhaha Instagram | @sethbawl Twitter Assville is Clapping at you every week on the Helium...
2021-02-171h 24
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesTOAST THAT BUN!CLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! The Mayors of Assville are back and boy are they ice skating alone at Lloyd Center on a Wednesday afternoon. This week Shain and Seth go in on the delicious Kemuri Japanese Hotdogs! (@kemuri_hotdogs) ****BECOME A CLAPPER AND ASSASSIN AND LEAVE US A REVIEW ON ITUNES!**** Seth calls for bone-in hot dogs while helping Shain piece together events from a forgotten night out. Shout out to our Clapper of the Week @jamesbarelacomedy for the Kemuri recommendation and for the first time in Assville history we have an Assassin of the...
2021-02-101h 33
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesSeth and Shain's 90's Playlist!CLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! The Mayors of Assville are back with a THROWBACK! In this episode Seth and Shain swap and Clap 90's songs. From Wu-Tang's "Triumph" to Everclear's "Heartspark Dollar Sign", Less Than Jake's "Dopeman" to OutKast's "Elevators" throw your backpack in your room, make some pizza rolls and come watch some TRL with yer boys! Shout out to our Clapper of the Week @sable_k! Follow @shainbrenden on Twitter and Instagram! Follow @sethbawl on Twitter and @sethhaha on Instagram! Follow @assvillepod on Twitter and Instagram!
2021-01-281h 29
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesNew Years Resolutions and Booty SolutionsClappers and Assassins REJOICE! 2020 has come to an end but ASSVILLE has just begun to get up in them cheeks! On the closeout episode of the year, Seth and Shain Clap & Review: New Year's Eve Parties, Blazer Fans Blasting Ropes over James Harden trade rumors, Shain giving Drake's son private laser tag lessons, New Years Resolutions, and KISSING! ASSVILLE is now on the Helium Comedy Podcast Network! Follow on Instagram @heliumpresents Find Shain ACROSS PLATFORMS @shainbrenden Find Seth on Twitter @sethbawl Instagram @sethhaha Drop us a THONG at assvillepod@gmail.com
2020-12-291h 27
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesEggnog and Thick Dogs!Ho! Ho! Ho! Ass! Ass! Ass! This week Shain and Seth gift-wrapped a thick and juicy episode for all you Clappers and Assasins out there in Assville! In this episode the Mayor's talk about St. John's post office rage, Seth blasting ropes in Salem, passive-aggressive office gifts, and CLAP up The Doghouse! IG @thedoghousepdx 5029 SE Division St, Portland OR. Clapper of the Week: Blazers Outsider and At The Turn Podcast Host, Joe Simons! On Twitter @joesimonsays If you want some great pastries hit up Offical Baker or Assville: Randall Lawrence on IG @randalllawrence1984 to get...
2020-12-231h 45
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesLove, Actually and Baes ChickenIt's been a long time (2 weeks) we shouldn't have left you, without some ass cheeks to clap to! Sorry for the delay Clappers and Assasins but we got SLAMMED with our duties and responsibilities as Mayors of Assville! This week we talk about Shain's love of the movie Love, Actually and how Seth, Shelly, Sarah, and apparently everyone else in the world thinks the movie is TRASH! The Claptastic Duo also took a trip to Sellwood to grab some fried chicken from Baes Chicken for our #Portland clap and review and Cosmo is super horny and ready to Smash...
2020-12-151h 34
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesBall Was LifeCLAPPERS and ASSASINS REJOICE! Hope yall had a nasty SKANKSGIVING and got your turkeys STUFFED and your CHEEKS CLAPPED!! The Co-Mayor's of Assville are back and busting December wide open! Shain opens up about being a CHUNKY DUNK while Seth reveals his successful weight loss plan, "The Millier High Life Fast." Big Claps to Ball Was Life for the SWAG! If you live in Portland Ass head down to the shop and check out some dope vintage NBA gear, sneakers, custom fits, and all that dope shit! BALL WAS LIFE 3405 SE Hawthorne Blvd...
2020-12-031h 23
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesMessy PopeThe Co-Mayors of #Assville are back and hold on to your earholes as Seth and Shain talk, homemade Pickles, The Pope getting messy on IG with BUTTS, the NBA Draft, Seth Waiting to Exhale alone on the coast, and another hand-crafted Clapper or the Week DROP! ASSVILLE IS ON TWITTER @assvillpod! Give us a follow! Clap us up on iTunes Spotify and everywhere you get your podcasts! Leave us 5 Cheeks and a comment! Drop us a thong at assvillepod@gmail.com Find Seth on Twitter @sethbawl Instagram @sethhaha Find Shain on...
2020-11-241h 21
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesChet Hanks Can't Miss!!!Do it with the windows WIDE OPEN! Clappers grab an Assasin and Assasins grab your Cheeks, it's another juicy episode from your favorite Co-Mayor's of Assville! Shain and Seth are back to provide some good background noise while you're wearing your mask and standing 6-feet apart from that yuck-mouf super-spreader coughing into the atmosphere. This episode of Assville is brought to you by Seth's neighbors continually having sex with the blinds up, Shain stealing shit from old jobs, Seth's wack-ass shoes, Chet Hanks is back at it AGAIN and a BRAND NEW CLAPPER OF THE WE...
2020-11-171h 39
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesBlack Wives MatterHere's the thing... Welcome back Assasins and Clappers! The Co-Mayors of #ASSVILLE are back with another episode full of claps and slaps for all to enjoy. This week is a doozy with half the pod recorded at the World Famous @thefixinto bar in beautiful Assville, while the second half of the pod is recorded in the world-famous Shain's house because @sethbawl/@sethhaha didn't plan accordingly once again. We apologize up top for being "under the influence" for this episode as Shain played a full 18 holes of golf prior to the recording while Seth was just...Seth. In t...
2020-11-031h 42
The SEO Insider: Law Firm Digital Marketing and BeyondSeth & Allen Rodriguez: Helping Law Firms Systematize DigitallySeth Price, Founder of BluShark Digital is chatting with Allen Rodriguez, ONE400 founder, about the legal environment and how ONE400 became the company they are today. Allen explains how growth cannot just be attributed to marketing and growth is multifaceted.They discuss how technology can help with the intake process, and help a company’s growth. Seth and Allen discussed the pros and cons of outsourcing, or keeping everything in-house.
2020-10-2736 min
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesBig Energy! Big Up Da Youth Dem!YeeAHHHHHH! Clapper and Assasins rejoice! The Mayors of #Assville are back with another BANGER of an episode. Shain and Seth are joined by Shain's niece, Jada, to discuss how the guys can reach the youth demographic. This week is CLAPPED full of Tik Tok advice, Dutch Bro's colored straw secrets, Seth's food adventure with St. John's own BIG HOT DOG ENERGY, and JAMAICA HOUSE, and Shain slowly getting more and more smacked as the episode goes on! #CLAPPERS! Throw yer boys 5 stars and leave us a review on iTunes! Subscribe to Assville wherever you get your podcasts!
2020-10-271h 14
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesCarry On Wayward SethTHE CO-MAYOR'S OF ASSVILLE ARE BACK AND THIS TIME SHAIN AND SETH GIVE THEIR CLAPS ON 711 DELICACIES, WHAT "MAKING IT RAIN" IN THE STRIP CLUB REALLY MEANS, THE BELOVED GEM OF ASSVILLE THE FIXIN TO', AND SETH'S WIFE SHELLY DROPS BY TO ROAST HER SIMPLE MINDED MAN ABOUT HIS INABILITY TO TAKE CARE OF ANYTHING BUT HIMSELF. IF YOU ASSISANS OUT THERE HAVE SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE THE BOYS TO CLAP, DROP A LINE TO ASSVILLEPOD@GMAIL.COM FOLLOW @ASSVILLEPOD ON INSTAGRAM FOR DAILY CLIPS! FIND SETH ON TWITTER @sethbawl INSTA...
2020-10-201h 12
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesMac Daddy SeoulThis week Seth tries to explain to fellow Assvillian Shain his love for a very weird Korean drama on Netflix he's really into at the moment for some reason. Shain has gone all-in on Fleetwood Mac but is upset that Seth never told him about the dynamic band before. We got Claps. We got Ass. We got you. Welcome to Assville. Don't forget to give us a rating and leave a comment on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts! Follow Seth on Twitter: @sethbawl Instagram: @sethhaha Follow Shain on Twitter/I...
2020-10-131h 11
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesEp.3- You Say No To Ratchet Podcasts, Juicy J Can't!What's poppin Assvillian's!? Shain and Seth get down to the stretch marks in this episode with NBA Finals "Great White Hope" Tyler Herro, the O.G. Triple O.G. Juicy J, and Damian Lillard becoming a car dealership owner in Yamhill County! Follow Seth on IG @sethhaha Twitter @sethbawl Follow Shain on IG/Twitter @shainbrenden Drop us a CLAP suggestion for our next episode @ assvillepod@gmail.com Rate and Subscribe on iTunes! Tell yer friends about the co-mayors of St. Johns, Portland OR (Assville)
2020-10-071h 39
ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, GlizziesEp.2- Travis Scott MealIn this episode of Assville, Shain and Seth take a culinary journey to one of Assville's finest dining establishments, McDonald's, to taste and review the Travis Scott Meal! Seth's neighbor can't stop having sex in front of his open windows and Shain opens up about his feelings for Drake. For all you ASSASSINS out there on Twitter and Instagram! Follow Shain @shainbrenden (Twitter/IG) Follow Seth @sethbawl (Twitter) @sethhaha (IG) Rate and review Assville on iTunes/Spotify or wherever you get your podcast and tell your friends about the lovable Co...
2020-09-241h 01