Shows
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastSmell ThisSometimes, a TV commercial takes you to places you’ve never been—and makes you wish it hadn’t. 2025-05-1111 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastConfessing to EverythingSooner or later, all your unpleasant habits and bad deeds will be known. And we probably did them first. There will be blood—all colors—and other bodily fluids. Goatless. 2025-05-0715 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastStocker-uppers vs. Make-doersIf you don’t know which you are, your family will find out….after you die. Marci’s mariachi marathon in Mexico.2025-04-3015 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastMarital EnhancementsThings to throw out before you die. Disposing of a marital enhancement. Some people cannot be given financial advice. Does this dog-discouraging spray really taste as bad as it claims (there’s only one way to find out.) 2025-04-2514 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastThe BS Dire WolfMarci is refusing to learn new technology. It will make a fine epitaph. Resurrection of the Dire Wolf, and Marci’s childhood. Turi’s various categories of hokum.2025-04-2215 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastEverything is "Cherry Cherry"When the equipment that’s made for old people—is for you. The “dumb phone” solution. Should you warn someone who is about to see a crappy play/movie/concert. Can you date someone when you hate their taste? When “The Song Remains the Same”….and that song…is “Cherry Cherry.” Marci has joined an online community of bots. Working out for a “donut marathon.”2025-04-0915 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastLet Them Eat BAD CakeMarci’s Only Fans new computer challenge. Marci’s Law bad day. Pizza that’s too fancy, cake on the floor, and deceptive frosting practices.2025-03-2615 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastDog-proof AstroturfAre there really nice people? Prove it. Romper Room and DEI. Fear of puppets and masks. Alarmed by children’s’ TV. The dangers of small household items. Fun with filth. The usual parts of life…with some novelty cucumbers. Celebrate spring at the dump. How to get out of being over-volunteered. 2025-03-2214 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastKinky Trad WifeComputer, or cat toy? Marci is planning a birthday escape to Mexico…which last time didn’t go so well. Are “trad wives” really that traditional? “Mission Impossible” meets “Leave it to Beaver.” Diseases you learn about from drug ads. Here. Wear this apron.2025-03-1915 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastA Tranche of StupidWhy not “Do your own research” and finds their own “Alternative Facts” weather when the road is closed down? A BIG helping of not-good decision making, with a serving of wishful thinking to follow. Your medical history, on a four inch screen. Marci gets a craving.2025-03-1613 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastCrying in your CryptoDog training—an Israeli Army approach. How Turi would respond to training…if she were a dog. No crying in your spilled crypto—a news account reinterpreted. Marci worries about the stock market, and makes a decision. Beta-tested babies: the next generation.2025-03-1212 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastJust Pee AnywhereA blizzard means semi trucks are strewn across Arizona’s highways, but Marci is safe in her own bathroom…unless anyone else is there. Why would someone run up and down the aisle of an airplane with no clothes on? Where to pee: a tough decision.2025-03-0914 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast2 Kinds of BloodbathWhen the British Royals decide to junk a (literally) bloody tradition, it give you hope. The DC firings—in inimitable the words of Tina Turner, “We can do this nice and easy….or we can do this nice and rough.” That college you or your kids didn’t get into? You can feel better about it now. Bringing out your inner snob2025-03-0415 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastWet SpotFeeding your husband dog food for dinner…or is it the other way around? Whoops—did you leave that open? The house sitter attempts a new task. Water everywhere, and the telltale spot. 2025-02-2813 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastDon't Put it in Writing“Information Addicts Anonymous” is something you may want to join. When you send out a little more “news” than you had planned. Paranoia in the pressroom. Unweighted blankets as romantic deterrents.2025-02-2515 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastAdmit You Lost ItGated communities and “The Sovereigns” of rural Arizona. The post office makes an admission, and accomplishes…nothing. Customer service can only get you so far. Who is the more effective complainer. The “Wife Line”, and an explanation of the unrequested D--- Pic.2025-02-2112 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastWhen the Stereotype ExplodesWhen is a microphone like a blind dog? Non-partisan political content that’s mostly schadenfreude. When somebody (erroneously) imagines you are their date. Also, how to figure out that you are on a date. What happens when the stereotype disappears? 2025-02-1912 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastSorry, Can't Hear YouEar pods may end, or save, your marriage. When you go on vacation, you learn a few things about your partner—like which one of you needs to argue with the navigation app. Marci’s dog brings back a trophy.2025-02-1315 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastFancy UnderwearTuri picks the wrong thing to read. Nobody is sleeping. Small accomplishments. When you need subtitles even though the movie is in English. The wrong underwear, and when not to wear it. When do you wear the RIGHT underwear.2025-02-0715 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastGet Rid of the PoisonMarci refuses to ask for help, and gets covered with toxic toner. Computer printers are not for kids…say the kids. The thing you should have sold that on E-bay. Turi discovers she has a house full of poison, but is it as dangerous as what Marci found in her bathroom? 2025-02-0615 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastGut Check, LiterallyThe last (we hope) of the puking puppy chronicles. Lambchop the puppet. You will know you are losing your mind by checking out your pantry. Adventures in mailing stuff. The Screen Actors Guild Awards, reviewing the reviewing.2025-02-0115 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastHow Much for That Snow Shovel?It would be great if we could class up the podcast this week…but unfortunately, we are mostly worried (still) about puking pets, freezing family, and how you get a snow plow on the interstate going 60 miles an hour.2025-01-2815 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastThe Chicken Butt WarmerA new feature for the last, ageing chicken in the flock. Marci considers a “divide and conquer” strategy in the Goat vs Dog dilemma. Turi puts the Small Cutie on a hiatus. Yes, you can be sick of your own kid. Teething baby upgrade. 2025-01-2414 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastThe Puking Puppy Project Marci does not want to admit where the puppy—the one her husband was not enthusiastic about getting in the first place, has chosen to eject his mix of chicken and tumbleweed. Yes. Tumbleweed. There’s also been an incident of cat smuggling.2025-01-2111 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastDate Night Part 2Strange attire for six below, and it’s even stranger at a cemetery. Romance and date night…for the young. High heels on ice. The mystery of the missing Detroit Lions jacket. Take this furnace and get the heck out. Mink Schmink. 2025-01-2115 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastDate Night Part 1 Losing your inner editor, or “no, I won’t indemnify you.” Spilling the tea, or “who would I tell” is a very bad idea. What “date night” means when you live on an Arizona mountain in the middle of nowhere. That piece of paper you could have put on your phone, but didn’t. 2025-01-1512 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastNew Year's Ice Storm Part 2Turi’s takeaway from watching the “Golden Globes”: who lets people go out of the house wearing a traffic cone? Her husband would. So would Marci’s. Important lesson: If it has spaghetti sauce stains on it, it’s NOT new. The dumbest repeating marital arguments, and how to keep them going. A new rule for eating old food.2025-01-1014 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastNew Year's Ice Storm Part 1How long does it take to chip ice off one entire minivan? Marci’s new heater is missing its owners’ manual. A trip back to the pot-fueled 70’s, courtesy of the junk drawer. What not to drive to a funeral.2025-01-0713 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastThe End of the "Year Ender" Marci remembers with loathing the standard end-of-the-year newsroom assignment. The list of people who died can prove useful. Free AstroTurf, and other social media amusements. The REAL danger of bootleg streaming services is not what you think.2024-12-3115 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastMissing and Disgusting Parts Marci throws some parts away. Turi learns the source of “them apples”, as well as a name for a part she wished she’d never heard of.2024-12-2311 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastBe Emphatically Wrong It would be great if you got an injury from a non-embarrassing accident, but how often does THAT happen? If you’re going to commit to your argument, it helps if you don’t find out later that you were absolutely wrong. Look! Up in that lifted truck—it’s….a goat. Is that candy, or are you trying to kill someone?2024-12-1815 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastLet's Alienate Everybody Why DOES Marci make so many trips to the vet? And the boulders she runs over on the way. Leaving your pet to someone as an inheritance. Stolen catalytic converters--bad for your marriage. 3 hours at open mic comedy night with your aspiring comedian (in twenty seconds).2024-12-1514 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastAnimals Were Harmed How is your home insurance like a virtual girlfriend? Depends where you live. Marci’s S—storm of Awesomeness Ranch has some problems in the animal husbandry department. Can social media save the day? Can it ever?2024-12-1013 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastSoliciting The spousal unit is outside canning peppers…because they are a death risk. Marci thought she had a baby and puppy management technique. She is having only 50% success. Movies the scarred your kids for life. The proselytizers who knock on your door: Management techniques and the political upside to solicitors. How EBay and YouTube save you from dementia. 2024-12-0615 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastYour Own Personal KarenMarci has found the ultimate Karen, but Turi has found a source of endless Karens. The kid has a new job, and the face piercings have to go. The hazards of facial jewelry. 2024-12-0415 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastTwo Inches from Your Ear Turi is having a bad day, and now, so is the guy blocking her garage. Marci is working hard at getting the new puppy not to eat…goat poop. Her daughter is about to start a new gig, but is anything real until it happens? Old school radio names: how many Steve St.Jameses can there be?2024-11-2614 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastActing in Your Underwear What does it take for a professional actor to say “I’d like to do this scene with my clothes on.” The puppy gets a name…a tribute to “The Worst [Frank Sinatra] Movie EVER”, according to Marci. A chicken walks into a veterinarian’s office... PS This podcast is rated "explicit" because Turi says "A--" in it more than once. 2024-11-2514 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastJust Say "Ok"Marci’s puppy is “mostly” housebroken. Marital discord lesson #764: When to say “OK”. Does it mean you heard someone, or does it mean you’re ignoring someone. Some people (one of us) like time away from their spouses How to train your puppy not to eat goat poop (and why Marci needs to).2024-11-2015 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastThe Family BedIn the life of every person raising a baby (or a puppy) there’s that moment of decision: “Do I allow it to sleep with me?” A new puppy. Post-election friendship sorting, with added vocabulary. Turi may end up living under a viaduct. Marci will not. A marriage-saving idea (better than separate bathrooms!) Recalculating…your life. 2024-11-1715 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastDead SquirrelsZoom is making sure we really ARE working. Marci is “winterizing” high on the mountain. The goats are not amused. Bad omens. A news source (Blockclub) in Chicago investigates a wave of murders…of squirrels. An ingredient list nobody should read. 2024-11-1210 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastFun Size Your perpetual complaint is noted. The things that are wrong with whatever you’ve bought or borrowed, that you only discover...later. Turi rebels against environmentally responsible products, in a chemical way. How many peanut M&Ms are in the “fun size”? Not enough.2024-11-1012 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastElectioneeringMarci is working her way through bargain-priced Haloween candy. But Turi is working on Election 2024 Getting out the Vote, AND protecting lawn signs at peril of her life, or her sanity. It's our once-in-a-lifetime Election Special. Be civil.2024-11-0515 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastToo Much, Too ManyTuri volunteers to “Get Out The Vote”. She would have preferred to “Get out of the car.” When you try not to be a super controlling person…and then give up. “What does it taste like?” and other annoying questions.2024-11-0115 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastAnesthesia Marci prepares for surgery, and her greatest fear is what she’ll say while she’s “under”. Exotic pets, large smelly salamanders, and vicious insects. The rats of Chicago—a memory that refuses to die. The hypocrisy of the bedroom closet.2024-10-2912 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastRats and GrudgesWhat to say when someone asks you for your opinion….but doesn't really want it. Chicago rats vs New York Rats, and the places you can find (or avoid) them. Turi has a friend who may win a grudge-holding contest, if they ever hold one.2024-10-2512 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastHow Much is a Lifetime Supply? Extreme Arizona snow, fire, and marauding animials. The dangerous chair and the dislocated breast. Medical nightmare—the real kind. Things you used to think you had a lifetime supply of…and now you don’t. How to break your foot while saving the environment. 2024-10-2315 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastBackyard CampingSports regalia: how soon is too soon to stuff you baby into it? Turi tries to "Get out the Vote" during the football game. Filthy bumper stickers, and the people who affix them to their trucks. Backyard camping--did you forget something? What to do with the toilet paper.2024-10-1914 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastThe Heck With The FrenchMarci takes a new pet to the vet, and ends up in a passel of French tourists. Turi has a bad feeling about the French. Sounds (not the usual ones) of the bathroom, and odd toilet seats we have known. The customer service "stand your ground " principle. 2024-10-1615 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastIs That Really a News Story?The spouse and his business partner. Marci hits the deck—literally—thanks to the dog. Compulsive hostessing. Sick of your leftovers. Tarantulas are on the march in Arizona. World’s stupidest news story (thanks, “Block Club Chicago” for the winner)—it’s all about bats. Where are the editors when you need them?2024-10-1115 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastCandies of the ElderlySneaking into places only old people are allowed to go. More about bossy friends. Door décor and dusty candy. Decoy treats. The curse of fruit salad. 2024-10-0913 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastGun Shows and Poop MuseumsMarci has a day off. She spends it with a baby, firearms, and excrement. Turi has a day off. She spends it interrupting people's favorite pastime. Too many executives are tough on a carpool. Bad news on your bumper sticker. 2024-10-0515 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastCan You Be Buried Under Your Swimming Pool?When your day takes an odd twist, and social media is to blame. Old technology Turi and Marci want to keep for the rest of their lives…which makes them think about how long they’ve got. Buying a house with a “family plot” (so far, we have not seen this on “Househunters”.)2024-10-0215 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastA Famous Person Sent You ThisTuri's first community college assignment is over, and teaching is even harder than it looks. Marci has yelled at TWO celebrities: Greg Allman and George Carlin—and then worried one of them was trying to poison her. Can you really multitask? Owners’ manuals—Marci’s policy of never looking at them has finally caught up with her. 2024-09-2812 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastThe Dead Pet CemeteryTuri is a guest on The Mark Thompson Show, with Kim McAllister. Trying to remember people you may have once dated. Did Turi once upon a time spill red wine on a famous person’s white shirt? Looking up Chuck Negron of 3 Dog Night. A big apology to pet owners and parents, because what did Turi know before she had one and was one? Marci’s down to only one dog, and a mass burial. 2024-09-2515 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastEnd of a Friendship (Vacation Pt. 3)What does it take to dissolve a “couples’ friendship”? Marci has a much higher tolerance than Turi does…but yet another vacation trip is involved. This one features someone ELSE’S boat.2024-09-1715 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastVacation Pt 2: An Act of FraudDuct tape. You need it on every vacation. Do you have the correct paperwork? Marci’s pet cemetery/deep freeze. A spin through the 80’s in Marci’s husband’s not-so-new, not-so-functioning boat. 2024-09-1515 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastExotic Vacation pt1 (Bitten, Broken, and Backwards)Bitten, Broken, and Backwards. Both Marci and Turi had the wrong kind of exciting vacations. Marci goes first….2024-09-1014 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastBanned at the BorderPacking for two different countries, Marci and Turi compare notes about what you can take through customs, and how much hair product you really need in the jungle. He who laughs worst. Wandering hordes of banned house pets.2024-08-3014 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastWho Said Life Was Fair?Romantic vs cute. The unexpected text. Marci will measure her vacation thrills (no, not all of them). Marci’s pina colada machine. What went wrong at the post office. Things Turi taught her kids, especially “the complainer”. If you screw up, you will learn.2024-08-2313 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastDeath of an ApplianceExactly what it sounds like—only plural. Marci reveals her research techniques for purchasing only the best—sometimes. Who cares if it works, as long as it's pretty, (Especially if it's on TV)?2024-08-2010 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastBoating on LandMarci starts drinking…but it’s for her health. A husband’s purchase makes sense only to half the podcast. Invitation to the vacation Turi will never take, and Marci unpacks (again). What gets mailed.2024-08-1713 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastDeath of a SuperheroThe wolf pee question is solved…but then there are other animals. A celebrity death announcement. Another death announcement—this one with made to avoid becoming “fake news.” 2024-08-1414 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastIf You Plan It, Something Will HappenDogfights, prescriptions, vacations. Anything can go wrong. We catch you up…and begin Marci’s pre-travel planning. In her case, that is almost never a good idea. 2024-08-1010 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastNo Politics, No PeopleDo you have “that friend” who insists on talking politics? Turi has made a decision about that friend, while Marci has committed herself to a new philosophy, and bought a tee shirt to prove it. The Olympics are on….but what if you need news? Meanwhile, at the Sh—storm of Awesomeness Ranch, nobody smells very good.2024-08-0612 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastWolf PeeDoes your workday involve getting hit by a beer cozy? Or maybe risking death at a hockey rink? How to get rid of unwanted outside-your-house guests, while offering them tasty treats.2024-08-0214 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastFriends Don't Feed You Raw BroccoliEveryone has the same tech question. You can fix it the nice way, or the violent way. We’re going to leave you in the car. The eternal opening of the Olympic games. After effects of break dancing. The aspirational house next door. More of Turi’s tips on how to complain while being only slightly rude. The psychology of catering to vegetarians.2024-07-3115 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastWrong Movie Did you ever walk into the wrong movie theater at a multiplex? The same thing can happen at your house. A new ratings system for film. Ghostwriters and rock stars. The lure of ancient candy, and the end of the jar of jam. PS the really bad 70’s hit that was stuck in Turi’s head was Mouth and MacNeil’s “How Do You Do”. 2024-07-2815 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastHow to Feel OldMarci updates you on her week. You will feel younger when you hear it. Someone asks for "The before picture". Bathing in nail polish. A miracle cure for the coffee-stained outfit. 2024-07-2414 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastReduced to Five-Year-OldsNot enough pajamas. Top 3 arguments in Turi’s marriage…turn out to all be the same. Fighting in the language of kindergarten. Marci knows nothing about being a mother—according to someone who has been doing it for six whole months. A hole in your house.2024-07-1915 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastWhat Did You Do To It?Marci has a mishap, and must live with it for the rest of the recording session. How to boil an egg...forty years of knowledge, and a hacky sack. Librarian bulliten board wars, and the Community College Podcasting Class. Broadcast engineers' favorite question, and why they ask it.2024-07-1715 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastMore Satisfying If It's DirtyWhat you must clean to run and AirBnB Ways to trick people, and yourself, by imagining things are “fun”. First, a life of deprivation…then the payoff.2024-07-1212 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastMove It Again, SuckerA heat wave on the mountain, and all kinds of creeping things are finding their way to Marci's front porch. And then there are the scary boxes....2024-07-1010 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastGratuitous ViolenceWhen your power goes out…was it goats? When you love someone, you move the roadkill. How quickly does someone show you they’re nuts? Love of movie violence—a dating red flag?2024-07-0612 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastFrench WhoresHome improvements, potty training, French whores, ear gauges, and other mistakes parents make. 2024-07-0315 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastDeath Metal Voice Marci spends a day at the hospital, surrounded by cops. It’s not what you think. At Turi’s house, a fascination (not hers) with the digestive tract of the foster dog. Train your puppy just like Megadeath would2024-07-0115 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastWhen You're HotMonsoon season on Marci’s mountain. Marital thermostat wars. Quest for sleep. Animals in the bed. AI and your phone. How to get published in a tabloid.2024-06-2614 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastTen Foot PoleHey, is that your old tee shirt? Peculiar grooming tools, and the people who need them. A new weather word. Have you tried to convince a friend that something is true because you saw it on video? Marci has seen the unbelievable. Turi doesn’t believe it. Dead things. 2024-06-2214 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastLies of OmissionYour relationship may contain a truth teller…or you might be married to Turi, a truth evader. Marci gets blamed for something, and she’s ALMOST sure she didn’t do it. The car that says too much. The Pride festival returns to rural Arizona. Odd pairings.2024-06-1915 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastExtension CordThe neighborhood co-op that is never ever going to open. How to solve most household problems—with electricity! Marci is awash in cowboys and tobacco. Ill-considered green space.2024-06-1415 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastStuck in Your HeadThe dog is stuck. A tiktok video is stuck. Everything is STUCK. And you may join a cult more easily than you thought. 2024-06-1213 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastPlease Take This PetWhat happens when the natural disaster is INSIDE your house... Pet rescue: When to give up. 2024-06-0912 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastUrgent Care What’s more important than a near-medical emergency? How about getting “Have You Ever Seen a Monkey” to stop playing in your hearing device. More things you never wanted to know about your neighbors, and more names you probably shouldn’t foist on your kid(s). 2024-06-0414 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastControlled BurnWhen your car gives advice. Dog food IS groceries. Turi’s “words to live by” are still true—alas. Things to do when your neighborhood is (deliberately) on fire.2024-05-2213 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastWhen Should You Change Your NameDog mayhem and rescue failures. The pop music group of your youth—as they are now. Safety vests—real, or security theater? Why you don’t believe that something is a bargain (hint: NOT because you’re stupid). 2024-05-2013 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastNo "Holding Space"The foster dog is getting too comfortable. The family needs training. The relaxing feeling you get when your partner is gone. New airplane etiquette, and the concept of “holding space.” 2024-05-1512 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastActs of GodIt’s “Lord of the Flies” at Turi’s house. Will the person who cancels after “Three Months Free!” step up for their prize. Life without post it notes. You love it, but you are allergic to it. A thing worse than Jello. The flying cattle of Williams Arizona. 2024-05-1115 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastLearning to Say "No"Animal Troubles. Marci has them. Turi has them. Both marriages have them. You can say “no” in so many ways. Turi is an expert. Somebody uses one of the worst words you know… then puts words like that on their motorcycle…and [so far] lives in Chicago. Meta AI’s ancestor—we’ve found him…and you may know him.2024-05-0815 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastElevation SicknessCompany comes to Marci’s S@*#storm of Awesomeness ranch—at 11,000 feet. They are still alive. Marci’s moment of tech confusion nearly gets her eaten by wildlife. Once again, calls for help go out to “Steve in India.” Trouble at the bank.2024-05-0114 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastWhy Clean it Up?The adult children are here. Marci flies again, with damage. Admitting you are wrong—when to do it? Cleaning: dust colored gloves trump rose colored glasses. Marci believes there are only two types of kids…and Turi should be glad she didn’t give birth to one of them. The digestive qualities of matza, and the renaming of prunes.2024-04-2714 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastYou Were Warned (Pt. 2)Marci has a “freedom of speech freedom of the press” agenda—but she once paid the price for a teenage transgression. Turi is a hard-liner on consequences, until she sees her own kid’s Facebook page. Now on campus: Imagine what happens when the thing you were told would happen…actually happens. 2024-04-2415 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastYou Were Warned Pt. 1Turi experiences a rude awakening. It’s the cops. Crime and punishment, Marci has been hacked. Crime and punishment on the university campus, aka didn’t your parents teach you anything? 2024-04-2115 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastThe ReunionMarci is grandparenting…by some name. Reunion—radio and otherwise. The Denver Boot (for cars) and one for some other use. Update on the garbage house, which may explode. Marci’s history of neighborhood explosions. Reunions, radio and otherwise. Coachella, the algorithm strikes back. 2024-04-1714 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastChivalry is Selective Fine, thanks…and how did YOU sleep? Paying to take orders. The people on your social media that you know you know….but you could be wrong. The worst people at the worst performance at the Fringe Festival.2024-04-1215 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastYou Can't Have It For Free If you give it away….they don’t respect it. Another theory about your memory, and the kid you liked in fifth grade. Those boxes in storage, and the hoped-for natural disaster. The unopened box. 2024-04-0615 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastPets Over HusbandsIn a surprising twist, it turns out Turi may love the spousal unit more than Marci loves her husband. Or it may just be that Marci desperately craves an appearance on “Shark Tank.” There’s a helmet and a goat involved. Contemplating the return of the muumuu.2024-04-0314 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastWhy We Have PodcastsAn old children’s story, and the tale of the foster dog. Marci’s marketplace adventure. Child-rearing, then and now. The nightmare tenant, again and still.2024-03-3115 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastNightmare with Prairie DogsMarci’s hip deep in muck…and possibly vermin. A nightmare with various possible inhabitants in the holes in the back 40. Another foray into reality TV, and our possibly first ever movie review, with lots of dead people. Marci gets ready for a sentimental parting, that will make her $500.2024-03-2715 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastThe Anonymous Poison Pen LetterWhere the band width has gone. Dangerous things you can rent. Turi confesses to the embarrassing thing the foster dog has revealed to her. Hint: Turi is a princess. What quiet people are thinking. The anonymous rat-out. Professor repellent. 2024-03-2214 min
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" PodcastBut Can You Sleep Through It?Marci is exhausted by goats and pina coladas. Turi is exhausted by dogs. The spousal unit sleeps on. And we learn a rule of thumb….about backing up.2024-03-1915 min
The Author Library NetworkApril Rose - Artist and ProducerIn early 2021, April signed an exclusive music publishing deal with BMG Rights Management and a record deal with Soho Records NYC to launch her solo music career. She was also made an official artist of Casio Music Gear & Avantone Pro Audio shortly after. April has toured the US, Canada & internationally having supported/opened for artists such as: Andy Black, The Faim, KULICK, Metro Station, Ryan Cassata, & Mae Krell. Most recent credits include performing in the heart of Times Square, after a sold out debut performance at NYC’s Bitter End, and a virtual performance with “Let Me Help Foundation” & #IAmNoJ...2021-10-0417 min