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Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 93, 29/09/2014: Smutty Cakesintro: Team Teamwork - I Used To Love H.E.R. (Hyrule Market)/ G is actually trying to learn things at Uni this time around, when is a bomb not a bomb, Leamington BOWs, Simon can't tell the difference between FDR and Ironside, choosing our presidential theme tunes, everyone is doing stupid shit with drugs/ drug like substances, the Poptart/crack smokeoff, drug advice from the 1990s, teens rule the web, 3D printers in space, a next gen tangent, woman (doesn't) get a 3rd breast added to her body and Molly Ringwald appears to be a pretty good agony aunt...2014-10-031h 06Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 92, 23/09/2014: Come Back SaladIntro: Hookworms - The Impasse/ The most powerful dump, the new wild west, London is the worst, French farmers are the most hardcore rioters, clearing up the origin of the onion man, incidents at European theme parks, Russia's libdems may be slightly/very fascist, more neighbourhood feuds resolved, 2 dank 4 me, usher starts a sex cult for rap pariahs, what ever happened to Public Enemy? And pervert ghosts touch up women... maybe./ Outro: Destiny Opening2014-09-241h 10Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 91, 08/09/2014: Check Those RegsPowerglove - Blood Dragon Theme/ G's mysterious job on da streetz, the evil flip side of hipster rabbis, Bojack Horseman is about Tim Allan if he was a horse and it's great, over 2 years of podcasting, Captain America smells a bit like Hideo Kojima, going a bit too far down the comic book nerd rabbit hole, getting drugs delivered direct to your school, facebook is giving Simon terrible advice, we weigh in on #gamergate, more who's that anime and a man pulls down the wrong pair of pants /Bad Choices - Shout Out Out Out2014-09-161h 04Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 90, 27/08/2014: OWL WARIntro: Jake Chudnow - Shona // Diablo 3: Ultimate Nipple Ring Edition, white house cake annoys the Americans, Cake Boss is all TV Shows and Jesus, Taylor Swift makes shit music for terrible people and may be an eastern European pimp, the return of the EoM Neighbourhood Watch, Zack Snyder made a kids movie about psychologically scaring owl war, are the Bronies dying out? And G plays who's that anime?!// Outro: Abingdon Boys School - Strength2014-09-111h 20Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 89, 22/08/2014: From Orifice to EndIntro: Megaman X Intro Stage Theme// 9 comes after 8 in the number alphabet,a very English barbecue, What's Peter Dinklage's game like?, next gen Dad shaming, G finally watches the Prestige, what it's like in Chris Nolan's house, a bumper crop of sex toy reviews, Taiwanese fascist pasta, one step closer to robot oblivion, a Bear, a brony and an Jehova's witness walk into a convention centre and the new goths on the block.// Outro: - Daniel Inhart - Huepa2014-08-271h 06Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 88, 13/08/2014: Evil Japanese Cake ManIntro: Azaelia Banks- Esta Noche //messed up on being middle class, Jakie Chan and Jayden Smith love Chinese food, Camelot the failed theme park gets eaten by other theme parks, the many tiers of rag and bone men, incidents at British theme parks, the importance of soberly wearing pants, we must not allow the All-Uncle to become King, the post bakeoff chatoff, the only way to defeat shadow Simon is terrible, Batman and Robin is the best batman movie for some reason, becoming a social media hermit and Jumanji is severe fantasy terror// Outro: Ending theme to The Animals of...2014-08-201h 07Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 87, 05/08/2014: Is Orlando Bloom?Intro: Grange Hill Theme// Its been so long that we are now ghost Muppets, offensive sitcoms are finally finishes, Justin Beiber the swag lich has picked a fight with an elf (and lost), more incidents at american theme parks that may or may not prove that ghosts exist, there have been basically no movies for like 2 months, Simon's wife does not know One Direction so you can leave her alone now, the uncoolest dads, the most obscure cartoon references, the worst t-shirts, Nazi symbol removal/ cover up specialists, Tradesmen Vs Evil, Baby Narc and Christopher Walken is going to be...2014-08-111h 07Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy: Behind the CurtainIntro: Thin Lizzy - Showdown// While Simon spends some time moving into his new house take a listen to some scintillating behind the scenes audio where we discuss such topics as: Which Star Trek series is the best? How good is Assassins Creed? Dad Chat! Another dip into Zanu PF twitter, and the gross sound of Geraint eating a yogurt. It's the material they never wanted you to hear! Until they did. //Outro: Dan Meth - Wang Warriors2014-07-0140 minErrand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 86, 24/06/2014: Japanese ScientologyIntro: Tenacious D - Papagenu/ Japan finally bans (most) of the child pornography, but they still love Tom Cruise, Filk is bullshit stop it you guys, Promwatch uncovers a den of dirty teachers, 5SOS are our new SMFTP, the return of the EoM Neighborhood watch, sexy sex boat exposes serious airport security risk and simon watches some not sports./ Thao with the Get Down Stay Down - Bag of Hammers2014-06-241h 06Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 85, 13/06/2014: WE'RE GOIN TO SIX FLAGS!Intro: De Mi Amor - Lonlon Nyeku// friday the 13th, megamoon and word cup fever AT THE SAME TIME, mind controlled exoskeleton tech is on the up, how desperate are drone teens for boob shots? Grandad Ford broke his ankle in his spaceship, Blues Brothers in space, new kids on the block are too hardcore for Al Qaeda, jaybubs finds Jesus in a bath tub with help from Usher, robocoasters are now a thing, Walt Disney World has the most magical crimes on earth, Cake Boss needs to take control of his fondant, G is part of the origin story...2014-06-181h 13Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 84, 03/06/2014: A Podcast for KidsIntro: Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M.// more maths facts with simon, hacking in the 90s with Watch_Dogs, Simon experiences a midnight game release, men will beat you up if you go to see One Direction, fuck the olds (we are the olds), Prom Watch 2014 shines a light on the Radest drunkest science teacher ever, Cornish man jerks off in shit for 8 years and we ask can a whiping cane be sadistic?// Outro: Todd Terje - Inspector Norse2014-06-101h 10Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 83, 22/05/2014: 24/7 Hardon PatrolIntro: The Kinks - Ape Man// Sex offender finally finds a job he loves, american border security knows you already, is my Barista dying? Terry Wogan may be next, Marinara sauce: that stuff aint right, gross satirical fast food, launching prom watch 2014, disarming pervdads with bears, Russian men think that beards are the universal symbol of the drag queen, the most racist Jeger ever, 16 year old student turns out to be 34, friends don't buy friends sex toys and our awesome guys of the week are spitting bullets and tripping balls// Outro: The Ramones - Sheena a Punk Rocker Now2014-05-281h 06Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 82, 13/05/2014: Thanks for the Rocket Nerds!Intro: Maxïmo Park - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)// a sans beverage breakfast show, Eurovision 2014 and learning about the EU, Life on Mars is set in the ancient days of 2006, Friends ended 10 years ago and then Yahoo tried to buy Google, the lost 2nd (and racist) verse of the sun has got his hat on, Tumblr needs to chill and BRONIES IN SPAAAACCCCE// Outro: Harry Mac McClintock - Big Rock Candy Mountains2014-05-211h 03Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 81, 07/05/2014: Find Your Own TreeIntro: Siriusmo - High Together// the (no nacho) Nacho Grande, Everyone in Manchester is becoming an MP while crime lords climb Ferris wheels, One pork pie, 17 porks, Chris Browns logical quandary, Harvard makes super paedo vampire mice, postman pat is in a blockbuster movie, Welsh Cartoons are the best and a sword dildo// Outro: The Divine Comedy - Gin Soaked Boy2014-05-131h 06Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 80, 01/05/2014: EXPERIENCE BIJIntro: LEN - Kids in America //Purple AKi is the best wrestler, Simon plays dark souls 2 and G doesn't understand why, Mass effect has the blandest dudes, Pierce Brosnan is Voldermort, CP30's weird human lips, simon misses the Expanded Universe and is mad as hell about it, are small people a valid hate crime target? nothing is home made, no one hand pops corn, the internet reviews FSoG nipple clamps, the Star Trek VHS boardgame and G's weird ass youtube favourites// Outro: SXY RKR - The One Who Is Grooving Now2014-05-061h 19Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 79, 23/04/2014: Buttholes, Boobs and BurritosIntro: Lamb - Scratch Bass// I don't sound like Moss from the IT crowd, Learning to be married, the King is a seasoned rapist, Simon's amazing american food adventure, the most haunted (board game) in Britain, baby vigilante turns own children in to police, picking sides in a civil war we know nothing about, preparing for the next big crash, Spanish village finally changes name from 'kill Jews', meeting Mr Cocaine, an Englishman in Hogsmead, kill all the cats, G hates the ancient Egyptians and porn star social networking is bizarre// Outro: Barry Gray Orchestra - The Mysterons Theme2014-04-291h 40Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 78, 14/03/2014: Enticing a BroIntro: THE ART OF NOISE (Feat. MAX HEADROOM) - PARANOIMIA 1986// Weddings and trains, Carling is stealing everything, more sex toy reviews, G's Erotic Emporium, Miley Cyrus and the Fist of Adonis, Seinfeld is genuinely concerned, a Megazord of shit music for terrible people, G sees a weird ass T, Venus Bro Traps, awesome tank of the week, Pacific Rim news and WTF DC?// Outro: Editors - Munich2014-03-181h 09Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 77, 03/03/2014: Strong Enough for an Allegator Fuck House but made for a DelorianIntro: The Clash - Radio Clash// Radio Guilla Chiwawas are taking over Arizona, Dogs are basically wolves, Putin appears to have been reading a lot of Tom Clancy, old/new America's Next top Model is back and Tyra Banks may be a Lich, Porn MD may actually be useful for something, while Twitch wins Pokemon while new pokemon gradually goes insane. Geraint's universal law of toilets, What's your piss jam, we get really confused about Duran Duran and Roger Moore, Simon's Tiesto plan, daring sex acts, discussing bold penis tattoos, getting excited for Wrestlemania and Hulk Hogan is starting to...2014-03-041h 08Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 76, 21/02/2014: None of the Vulgarities of Our PeersIntro: Pizzicato 5 - Twiggy Twiggy// Prince is a crazy funky guy, post stag do debrief, the lego movie is amazing but cinema ad, Her is not a rom-com, 80s Robots are directing traffic in the DRC, it's time to talk about The Matrix, the worst neighbour ever may be living the american dream, 16 year old is now a sex offender for no reason and- pornhub users say the darnedest things, // Outro: Cake - Shadow Stabbing2014-02-251h 05Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 75, 15/02/2014: Same Room Stag PodcastingA same room stag do podcast, the south is underwater but the Midlands are still too bland, an insight into married life with Simon, reading up on sex toy reviews, no food is actually food, Science proves that Voldermort loves chilli, Frimpton is too good for Aldi and the conservatives have a massive boner for denying things that are definitely happening./ Outro: Two Fingers - Keman Rhythm2014-02-2548 minErrand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 74, 06/02/2014: A Happymeal Box Full of HerorinIntro: Beta Band - Squares//Beibermania is running wild, X Men Origins: Wolverine is way better than Wolf of Wall Street, Rob Ford CANNOT BE STOPPED except by Snow, British PSAs are bullshit but Assassins Creed 4 is amazing, Simon has some how got a life but still hasn't, more super meth cannibals, putting more drugs in comics, Empowering women by calling them Slags/Hags, for some reason G wants to talk about Mistry, terrifying tower of jawbones in South Korea, and EoM accidentally make a TV ad.// Outro: The Offspring - Pay the Man2014-02-101h 15Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 73, 28/01/2013: WeebldicksIntro: Rage Against the Machine - New Milenium Homes/ A metaphysical episode, cultural hairdressing dichotomy, Beiber/ Michael Jackson news, terrible rap needs to stop, Youtube is falling apart, solving the global downturn with magic, rob ford works for the Illuminati, Gay angry birds data analysis, sex ed is out of date and shitty but we aren't going to fix it, iO9 banned G and he is super pissed, Geeks are dead and we are glad, CoD themed atrocity based knock off lego and our awesome guy of the week refuses to crash broken fighter jets twice./ Outro: The Zutons...2014-01-301h 07Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 72, 20/01/2014: the Great God MiramaxIntro:Caetano Veloso - Alfomega// Getting into Justin Beiber's midget rap entourage, Planning the best celebrity party ever, British comic memories, Simon is 80, G is 19, Jason Derulo is at it again, one man has written ALL OF THE MUSIC, Lady Gaga and the Muppets together at last, possibly evil Google contact lenses, homosexuals aren't magic, Simon meets a man who has never heard of Scientology after going to the internet and our cinema chat goes off the rails a bit. // Outro: Space Jam Theme2014-01-211h 11Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 71, 10/01/2014: An Unholy Union of Chimp and PigIntro: Hugh Laurie - Swanee River/ Being a pirate is more fun than being an assassin, a lame game give away, going back to our anime roots, Harry Potter as an allegory for East Asian Politics, talking about the chimps and the pigs, it's time to talk about Michael, glock presentations and open carry, nerf gun tech is out of control, A Christian led monument chain reaction and the unfortunate career of Tila Tequila/ Outro: Mississippi John Hurt - The Chicken2014-01-141h 06Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 70, 02/01/2014: Welcome to Twenty FarceteenIntro: I Want You - Scarfo// Hamster Principalities, the first (and hopefully last) Beibernews of 2014, Rob Ford finds Jesus, 2014 predictions, Kevin Smith the 90s stoner Lich, stop trying to pay your rent by playing video games, accidental real talk, G knows exactly the right amount about computers (to break them), Jules Holland is still going and stil weird, telling the kids to stay away from New Years Eve, Adults talking about Lego, Simon knows way too much about Star Wars and no one cares, Tuna Beats by Dr Dre, Simon gets a sudden attack of the feels and the police...2014-01-071h 05Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 69, 05/12/2013: Call of DoobiesIntro: Simple Minds - Mandella Day// A horse does what we all wish we could do, G is totally not ready for the CRP, tiny man buys picture of Xbox One, the best shoes in the world, starbucks hippy musical classes for babies, our first (and only) weird twitter digest, Paul Walker was an amazing man, American police think anime credit card is a forgery because it is an anime credit card, police shoot at man and sue him because they missed him and Simon has a plan to make a lot of money.// Outro: Carly Simon - Why2013-12-091h 12Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 68, 28/11/2013: A Reason to Destroy National LandmarksIntro: Neon - My Blues is You //Looking forward to episode 420, giving up on anime, Simon is (kind of) a man now, the Torontonians love Rob Ford, taped up wrestling fans, making big statements with your nudes, we want next gen gaming to leave us alone, gross bro videos, someone must stop Seth Macfarlane, big in Malasia/ Saudi Arabia, the IPCC is terrible at its job so we are reforming it (for the wrong reasons) and McDonalds accidentally plays violent rape centric rap music during the breakfast shift.// Outro: Thin Lizzy - Dancing in the Moonlight2013-12-021h 11Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 67, 19/11/2013: The Chairman's StoneIntro: Gurren Lagann Sountrack - Escaping the Wasteland of Hot Sand// Episode 67: a casual episode, bob dylan is surprisingly in touch with the internet, an unfortunate history of charts, Robbie Williams is the best we have, Rob Ford is the future, Beiber is the past, Ed Sheeran is now a metal band, we go on our first neighbourhood watch ride along, the worst biblical movie inspires us to make the best one and the old testament was hardcore// outro: groovemanSpot - Affection2013-11-261h 05Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 66, 12/11/2013: Dr Dre's Letter from the QueenIntro: Daniel Avery - Knowing We'll Be Here// Simon is (not) a DJ, the worst film maker doesn't understand what remembrance day is, the american box office is embarrassing, Jackass should be over now and it is making us sad, inevitable Star Wars Chat, the nerd game done changed, Simon's Harry Potter audition stories, posh people know nothing about Glasgow, Facebook makes us feel old, John Major is back and he is hilarious as ever, the return of creep or creation and we have some Sheen family revelations.// Outro: DJ Hero 2 sountrack - Oops (oh my) VS Who am I...2013-11-181h 05Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 65, 05/11/2013: The Harrison Ford Cast with Harrison and FordIntro: Sting - All this Time// Fucking apple... Fuck!, Anonymous is over, Simon learns what 3rd World means, we are living in the future and its kind of lame, Britain's most extreme thrill ride is trying to kill everyone, American woman vehemently protects KKK costume choice, Halloween memories, terrifying spider stories, Geraint has some controversial opinions on Tesla (and Simon's bullshit), we learn why we can't have nice things and tackle the mysterious case of the Crack Smoking Mayor// Outro: Tycho - A Walk2013-11-111h 13Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 64, 01/11/2013:Jesus Knows When you're Faking itIntro: Tokyo Shoe Shine Boy - Teruko Akatsuki //EoM is bringing people together, Everyone is naked and we draw the line at mons pubis, The PSL is a drink not a lifestyle choice, The worst viral video attempt ever, The scariest 5 year old boy ever, existential balloon models, tackling the lame busker epidemic, CoD makes us feel like ancient old men, Picking our places in the TLO Krew, elderly Russian man does most Russian thing possible, We offer some original takes on the bible, filling the YOLO void and everyone should watch Gogglebox and Ambassadors// Outro: Murrays of the Deep...2013-11-051h 10Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 63, 22/10/2013: The Password to the Vice President's HeartIntro: Hammerfall - Riders on the Storm /Welcome back to the Christian comedy webcast, Jaybubs needs to up his shenanigans game, G is angry about disgusting GIFs, G is terrified of eye touching, iTunes is a sassy bitch, Azerbaijan's democracy is unconventional at best (but the US is still worse), unsecured political Wifi pacemakers, Simon's new mean hobby, our brains are not ready for Netflix, There is a Christian rock band called "The Devil Wears Prada" but wait... it gets better, Geraint is a metal racist, Stone Island is the mark of the beast and some totally radical church memories...2013-11-011h 13Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 62, 08/10/2013: Gentlemen = Jiggy, Cads=JazzyIntro: Toots and the Maytals - Reggae Got Soul//Trendy Student bars are sneaking up on us, autonomous kill droids are prowling the seas around South Korea, we cover the worst science story yet, Bob Geldof thinks we're all going to die, the Wii U gives Simon hope for the future, Dad's remind us to stay positive, G's voice is a passport and Jason Derulo makes shit music for terrible people.// Outro: Duran Duran - The Reflex2013-10-121h 08Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 61, 02/10/2013: Animal RacistsIntro: Faithless - Reasons// Northern tests and space age Greggs pastry, lazy vampire RPG writing, Wacky Races memories, the Daily Mail is a Nazi rag, newspapers are weird and crazy, giving Tom Clancy a proper send off leads us to a number of strange revelations, internet ghosts/ghost dad, Joss Wheadon writes too many good lines, man shoots elephant in the face on NRA sponsored TV show then calls us all Hitler and star trek movies are terrible.// Outro: Hot Chip - Baby Said2013-10-051h 07Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 60, 27/09/2013: White Trash Oracles of ChangeIntro: Neon Indian - Future Sick// What kind of Nazi's like in Leamington Spa, an accidental English history lesson, is EoM a Reptilian Podcast? Saving the Go Compare guy, Mumford and Sons have finally been vanquished, inventing Brap for aspirations of comfortable fame, ancient (possibly) Swedish pissing traditions, PTSD at the cinema, Stevo's youtube channel is kind of depressing and a hotel security director has the best/worst strategy for getting time off work and we find out what website exists at skinternet.com (it's not porn). 60 EPISODES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO./ Outro: Supertramp - Cannonball2013-09-271h 10Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 59, 17/09/2013: In a Stable ConditionIntro: David Ford - Decimate //An insight into our pre show talk, old movies BELONG IN A MUSEUM, Mugabe Memories, disproving homosexuality WITH SCIENCE (but not really), is brogrammer the worst word ever? Simon's terrifying tattoo and tech start up ideas, we tackle the weird shit going on in Northampton, Manchester's very own (mundane) superhero, we work out what Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus would sound like if they had sex, man is stabbed and robbed just after buying a game about stabbing and robbing people, what the fuck does stable condition mean? G is terrified by penis t-shirts, we...2013-09-211h 17Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 58, 12/09/2013: It's CyclicalIntro: Ceasar Gartor - Yeh Keh Yea// EoM live from Liberia, L'egret strikes again, black magic coconut arrested in the Maldives, teen martial artist exorcists want to kick the shit out of Harry Potter, we decided which Hogwarts houses we would be sorted into, Simon may be possessed by demons, Pokemon has gone too far and Bob Geldoff is going to space but David Bowie won't/can't... its been a weird week// Outro: Flight of the Conchords - Bowie's in Space2013-09-141h 04Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 57, 03/09/2013: TurntIntro: Washed Out - Don't Give Up//podcasting on a terrible diet because of Rome Total War 2, Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus join forces to twerk, who is our Kurt Cobain? Bananadine memories, EoM killer of trends, we finally prove that Jesus loves the gays, crazy government sanctioned North Korean pop feuds, top tier OG peeping toms from the church of pornography, no one can go to Liberian University and we think we know why and a dangerous special agent bird is captured and released in Egypt// Outro: Mirror's Edge Soundtrack - Still Alive (Junkie XL Mix)2013-09-061h 03Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 56 27/08/2013:the Switch is CoccaineIntro: Elbow - Dear Friends// Rolling out of bed and rolling a blunt, twerking leads to slugs, slugging and the Bishop's itch, everyone is missing the point about Mylie Cyrus's crack and she's stealing Rihanna's act, G is terrified by more sea creatures and our horrific torture experiments on octopi, we are scared of flesh rocks and Alec Baldwin, who the fuck is Daniel Baldwin, filthy Seinfeld youtube comments, Chinese Iron Man is worse than we thought// Outro: Jean Sibelius - I. At the Castle Gate2013-08-311h 01Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 55, 21/08/2013: Rainbow 6Intro: Kyu Sakamoto - Sukiyaki// Not starting a show with Jaybubs, Dick Van Dyke WILL NOT DIE, Tjikistan has great food and will not be independent until it saves the Russian LGBT community, Simon rides the smiler and G learns that he will allow children to die if it means that he can live, dangerous anime convention social gambits, Simon is done with nerds, t-shirts that have to stop and EoM talks fashion.// Outro: Radiohead - Fitter Happier2013-08-251h 05Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 54, 06/08/2013: Oh Kami-SamaIntro: Jeremiah Fink Audograms - Everybody Wants to Rule the World// We're back after a brief hiatus with new jaybubs news, pod people are the new reptilians, Simon beats Satan at an internet card game in Camden, shit (and racist) music for terrible people, Brian Molko is confused by computers, Simon's anime revelations and we play convention event or creation and it breaks G a bit// Outro: College - Les Automates2013-08-091h 03Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 53, 23/07/2013: Misinformed of MercyIntro: Prince Buster - Al Capone //The Simpsons and family guy team up in irrelevance, Kid's movies are getting out of hand, breaking Beyonce news, Royal baby nutters, equine tomfoolery at Mcdonalds, The UK government does not know how to internet and the great British public are similarly confused, Japanese train passengers efficiently rescue a tiny lady// Outro: Jamiroquai - Revolution 19932013-07-251h 15Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 52: 16/07/2013: Loving Asexual LasersIntro: Deathwish IX - We Dig Giant Robots// teen washing machine memories, Simon unsurprisingly loves Pacific Rim, G is confused by e-sports, the most obvious fix in football history (from Nigeria... with Robocop), Will-I-Am has a new song out and may be a sexless freak/pokemon and we investigate the curious case of Ms Voice.// Outro: Tes - New New York2013-07-191h 10Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 51, 09/07/2013: A Human Shape Comprised of Shit and Fueled by MethIntro: Ella Fitzgerald - Too Damn Hot (RAC Remix)// barely planned podcasting, A surprisingly tasteful nerd wedding, planning G's future career as a small-town American Councilman, Charles Saatchi is a deplorable reptile man, pondering the existence of were-fascists, man covered in shit is hiding inside your toilet, Brazil needs to take some pointers from Seinfeld, Gok Wan is scaring us, travel writer who hates everything writes terrible travel article, a Texan man has some romance problems involving shotguns, adorable guide dogs are in love/match makers for the blind and a ridiculously badass man from history.// Outro: The Specials...2013-07-111h 05Errand of Mercy04/07/2013: Megamix of MercyIntro: Dirt off Your Shoulder (The Show Floats on) - Isosine// a teenage adventure in terrible anime from the early 2000's, Simon loves fighter jets with church windows, G loves Sleeping Dogs, Woman is made target of drug dealers by fed ex, Jason Satham is... Jason Statham the Unneccicarily litigious bastard, discussing a naked podcast, TGI Fridays tries to steal #yolo (badly), Lamenting our lack of American food outlets, Don't take your teen daughter to Disney Land and we talk music like sad old men.// Outro: Before Icarus - Isosine2013-07-0544 minErrand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 50, 25/06/2013: It's Always Breakfast Time SomewhereIntro: The Divine Comedy - The Pop Singer's Fear of the Pollen Count// Celebrating our golden podcast anniversary with an all day breakfast show, Glastonbury the middle classes and the death of the Rolling Stones, Simon goes to an Indy Games show and meets cool/ tragic people, a freaky goth update, trolldad of the week, Pony based newspaper apologies, The Errand of Mercy take on the mysterious turning statue of Manchester Museum and comes to some vague conclusions, Stephen Hawking does not support the EDL, The most Russian news story (and theme park) in the world, nerding out about how...2013-06-271h 07Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 49, 19/06/2013: Beams and/or SpellsIntro: Daedelus - Scaling Snowdon//The (fake and crazy) truth about Scientology, Jaybubs gets one step closer to becoming a dangerous psychotic enthralled to the dark powers, discussing the upcoming Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson art house movie (probably not though), nerd with a death-wish saves coffee shop from armed robbery, American teens commit (amazingly stupid) credit card fraud, new and terrible/terrifying wearable tech from around the world, Worming and terrifying Japanese bands, more shameless racism from the states, 90 year old republican accidentally attends LGBT rally, The Wanted have been making shit music for terrible people/ are less scary...2013-06-211h 08Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 48, 11/06/2013: CokequestInto: Simple Minds - Sanctify Yourself// Budget airline pilots go in hard, getting freaked out by airports and fellow passengers, Saying no to named autotweeting cokequest coke bottles, SHARE EVERYTHING, introducing the Paedometer and a new Tate Modern exhibit, Louisville man sets everything on fire while trying to flee a crime scene in a flaming vehicle on fire, we were scared of shit like PRISM before it was cool, DayZ may be the new home of weird IRL crime rings, small town ironic American police chief tickets kids for icecream, inside the most middle class festival ever, The failed curry...2013-06-121h 09Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 47, 04/06/2013: Gramattically Correct, Culturally VacuousIntro: MF Doom - Deep Fried Frenz// BEST HEADLINE EVER, redefining the new American Dream, Our first (kind of fucked up) email, pondering sub/dom relationships, watching kids TV shows and accidentally finding Demi Lovato (a well priced Italian roadster), Michael Douglas find a unconventional method of contracting (and curing) throat cancer, planning to meta market some terrible t-shirts, G makes some youtube videos, awesome hospital of the week, missing the good (stupid) old days of comics, agreeing to just enjoy things at face value and haters absolutely has to stop.// Outro: Uncharted Soundtrack - Nate's Theme 3.02013-06-061h 01Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 46, 28/05/2013 : Next Level Tier 1 OG DollsIntro: Can't Stop Won't Stop - Scrape the Sky// Selling ancient wall comics, the messed up personal lives of the X-Men, London Comicon is mostly depressing but is rescued by family costume teams, hellish ball jointed dolls from Japan, TMNT is back and it's freaky as ever, America never got Sharky and George, Top Tier Hipster Tshirts, Antman is to dark for Adam and Joe, Superman is totally played out, staying cautious about Gatsby, Simon enters a Mcdonalds toilet and is reborn as poop Keyser Söze and we celebrate the defeat of racism with tea, biscuits and 5-a-side// Outro: K...2013-05-301h 19Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 45, 21/05/2013: More GoblinIntro: DIIV - Wait// Errand of Maths from a parallel universe, Simon retires from Yugioh, national level children's card game events are terrible, Australian minister accidentally likes teen balls, Doctor prescribes blowjobs as treatment for gag reflex, fake man medicine, Kennedy Space Center is the new home of Angry Birds and it makes us angry, the return of the Tuesday surgery, naming our kids, dressing as Tim Westwood to talk about the birds and the bees, an Italian roadster from the 1980's makes terrible music for shit people, we take a look at the confusing album charts, and ponder upon...2013-05-231h 16Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 44, 14/05/2013: Errand of Mercy Year TwoIntro: Tennessee Ernie Ford - 16 Tons // Welcome to year two of Errand of Mercy! The Mystery Method might not be the cornerstone of a stable relationship, we are now on twitter (@eompodcast), the prog virtuoso voice, a new game called Trick or Track, the vaccines are shit and other music chat, fake people are piloting real robots, the fallout of the Teen Mom sex-tape, terrible movie premiere ideas, nerds think that real bears are CGI, Jesus Christ putting sugar on a mayoral candidate's candy // Outro: John Holt - Ali Baba2013-05-161h 33Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 43, 07/05/2013: Grown Ass men Talking About Cartoon PoniesIntro: The Darjeeling Limited OST - Typewriter Tip, Tip Tip// Surprise buttsex and suicide picnics, The Rolling Stones are offering reasonably priced tickets for the first live on mummification, TWEEN HACKER ALERT, childhood gaming memories, taking things full circle, goodbye hotmail, North Korea is a punk ass pussy mothafucka, G's too pro to play call of duty, Iron Man 3 is amazing and you should totally watch it, China's special (kind of racist) versions of movies, kid's cartoons are cool again guys honest, we go through the portal to Equestria with some bronies and G has an old man freak out...2013-05-091h 09Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 42, 29/04/2013: A Nostalgic Dreamful EpisodeInto: Frank Turner - Oh Brother// More Jaybubs news involving drugs, a monkey and a stun gun, looking into competing online used underwear stores, Breaking and horrifying news about the most perfectly constructed boy-band ever, Congratulations Frank Turner, Emily Sande has been in the charts for 63 weeks and no one knows why, referencing and explaining the new/old craze: Flushing, finally explaining Hex Darkling and the Goth Family Outing to Ian Curtis' Grave, UKIP Candidate is anti-Semitic on facebook: blames trolls (and possibly Golems), Elvis impersonator is framed by peado robot musician after martial arts dispute, First racially integrated prom...2013-05-021h 14Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 41, 22/04/2013: The Doubling up Pokemon ShowIntro: Emperor's Main Course - Kid Koala// Welcome to episode 40 Junior, Episode Milkwater, the Second Movement in the Third Symphony of Errand of Mercy. Shit Symphony. G is almost a minor celebrity now and wants people to set up creepy shrines to him, dreaming of hitting the Big Average Hundo, John "Sexual Volcano" Cherry takes us back to the good old days of confused, genteel, ignorant racism with help from Simon's uncle, lady in Texas claims she is too racist to touch kids, Illegal meat boat rams protected coral reef: crew attempt to bribe the Coastguard, Simon gets real angry...2013-04-261h 08Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 40, 14/04/2013: No Longer Noobs, Just Olds.Podcasting on the Lord's day, Simon and Taylor Swift give G a panic attack, Breaking Beiber News involving the holocaust, Simon watches Britain's got Talent and gets on his high horse then gets weirdly meta, refusing to go on Don't Tell the Bride, planning a terrible Star Trek wedding, competing for a dream wedding (and extensive plastic sergery), 2000 more fake poodle stories from Japan, kids are getting high off of ASMR youtube videos, G gets a bad whispering/Wispa trip, amazing Midwestern US names, Police chief Stickupasserson gets high as hell by accident, Simon hits the advanced Shisha pipe and...2013-04-151h 12Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 39, 09/04/2013: Doki Doki Cyberleg Peado PanicEgun Dude - Sami Kamar & The Black Diamonds//An update on centaur sex, drinking and podcasting, Sharm El Shiek is a crazy ass city, North Korea is trying too hard, Argentinian steriod Ferrets sold as Poodles, creating some con pets, twitter aint for teens, the youth crime comissioner was a stupid idea and should not have happened and it makes G super mad, Social media is depressing and weird, Reading get's into a twitter fight with anime girls, missed tabloid headlines, coming up with a story outline for the worst/best anime ever and we get confused and weirded out...2013-04-111h 08Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Student Radio Special 2Another episode of our 2010 series Sound Syringe featuring: an update from the first time Geraint went full veggie for lent/ hey kids! go to bed!/ Simon went to karaoke while Geraint went to Xiu Xiu, which says a lot looking back on it now/ Political Correctness: Gone Mad?/ Science finds that dudes like boobs (according to The Sun)/ Crystal Maze memories/ And then... THE STUDIO BASICALLY LITERALLY EXPLODES (A BIT)2013-03-2833 minErrand of MercyErrand of Mercy Student Radio Special 1No regular episode this week but please enjoy an episode of our Student Radio show Sound Syringe's pod cast In Vitro featuring: End of Mauve Squadron and the birth of the Syringettes/ Geraint likes Rugby: Simon thinks it would be improved by steampunk (of course)/ Are Golf buggies street legal?/ Geraint also likes Forumla One/ G's Erotic Book at Bedtime2013-03-2224 minErrand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 38, 14/03/2013: Goodbye Monster and Fat GirlIntro: Chipmunk Ft. Emeli Sande - Diamond Rings // Sad times for our shark wrestling champion, HMV and GAME may be going out of business for a number of reasons, some of them make us mad, Google Reader is dead but we don't know what it did, Simon is surprised to find that getting Married is pretty taxing, New Creeps and Creations, more news broadcasters can't tell the difference between video games and real life, the Notorious BIG is the new Ghost Dad, Simon is in yugioh internet training with his big Gay friend for the national championships and depressingly confusing...2013-03-141h 24Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 37, 07/03/2013: Save PD PeachIntro: Gurren Lagann Soundtrack - Minna no Peace// Beiber news and eye witness accounts, Simon revisits the Yugibros and is given hope/despair in almost equal measure, fighting racism with a swift slap to the head, lady hides loaded gun (and meth) in her vagina, boy suspended from school for eating a pop-tart and the Crown Prosecution is acting like an angry impotent headteacher and we are still afraid of One Direction.//Outro: Benny Carter - Gin and Jive2013-03-071h 02Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 36, 28/02/2013: The Dick Centre of my BrainIntro: Chiemi Eri - It's Only a Paper Moon// will another year feel as good as 2012 to say? What's going on Italy?, tasteless wedding advice, 2 for 1 on funerals, how would you like to be buried or die, Simon talks about his 15 minutes of fame, we are only using the internet for dicks, student radio reminiscence, The King's Homelessman is Awesome guy of the Week, Catfish is the crazyest show, bad internet relationship advice and the twitter account of Senator Rape// Outro: Vince DiCola - Escape.2013-03-021h 13Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 35, 19/02/2013: This Dragon Doesn't RunIntro: TES - Morrowind and Skyrim Intros and Dovakiin (Kostya Remix)// Simon has a big announcement to make, G shares some real life Cock stories, Naught Korea is at it again and funds it's nukes with MMO money, Valve is building a secret nuclear moon base, Iran builds a new stealth fighter jet (which may not fly), South Korea has awesome teen cybercops, Joe Biden is a shotgun advocate in the best possible way, irresponsible toy guns, Summer Super Soaker Warlord memories, Dudes on the internet get shared and shamed and we hold an internet intervention for Ant and Dec...2013-02-231h 10Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 34, 12/02/2013: Choose a LabelIntro: Keith Masfield - Soul Thing// A big week for terrible things, stop making up celebrity quotes, William Shatner calls out Reddit, Simon and G fight about Q, touching Christina Hendricks, Tory students suggest rape debate, Fox news promote straight marriage (with lesbians), Indiana church wants streights only prom, Simon's harrowing prom memories, Don't lock in too early, people who do not know they aren't on the down low, drinking 10lt of coke a day may kill you, Luddite landlords and a Japanese hacker update.// Outro: The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary2013-02-131h 08Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 33, 07/02/2013 Neon Slave AuctionIntro: Level 42 - Heaven in my Hands// Naughty Korea gets sued by Activison, Stalingrad returns (for 6 days of the year), Boyz 2 Men imported to sex up Russia, The Love Machine is a neon slave auction, Brazillian poisons her vagina, Captain Thunder is an Awesome guy of the week, Biffy Clyro make shit music for terrible people, Japanese girl band member shaves off all her hair and G is forced to stare into the raw schism of Jpop and is... changed.// Outro: Hudson Mohawke - Fuse2013-02-081h 17Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 32, 29/01/2013 Equal Opportunity ThuggistIntro: Laserhawk - Overdrive// More Beiber news, behind the scenes at the best/worst care home in England, G becomes an advocate of prostitution and Simon is a mind virus carrier, Amelia Lilly wants you to SHUT UP AND GIVE HER WHATEVER YOU'VE GOT, shit matchmaking for terrible people, the Errand of Mercy is no longer with it, Chris Brown thinks he is Jesus, Awesome guy of the week stands up to jerks, Creep or creation is serious like cancer and Wikipedia is full of corpses.// Outro: Snap - Rythm is a Dancer
Errand of Mercy is One World2013-01-311h 11Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 31, 22/01/2013: Sapient LardIntro: Gorillaz - M1A1 //Beiber gets his arse (half) out, Connor Maynard glimpses the darkness that dwells within us all, Jason David Frank makes good on his promises of being the most radical dude, pensioner matches shark on the field of battle in this life (and the next), Thomas Lowe is a surprisingly douchey lawyer, creating more legal dramas, the return of Creep or Creation, Lovecraftian Lard, Arthropod facts and Dappy may be going to jail.// Outro: Rob Roy - Axela2013-01-231h 12Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 30, 15/01/2013: This has Actually HappenedIntro: Ralfe Band - Parkbench Blues\\a big thank you to Jellycast, The Hildebrants are getting a stupid divorce of their stupid marriage, a 13 year old's big roadtrip... across 3 countries, Japanese super hacker enlists cats to help him troll the authorities, Disturbingly honest hacker card games, Bowling For Soup may all be gay, the gay Star Wars planet, cleaning lady derails train into house, mooning puppy hurling bulldozer student, our big Oscars predictions and Organising an inter-presidential Counterstrike Source tournament// Outro: Frank Turner - Live Fast, Die Old2013-01-191h 09Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 29, 10/01/2013: Beats by Dr Dre on my AutarchBeautiful Existence is off her face on the American Dream, boring/creepy men love Sex Robots, Day Z will make monsters of us all, Will I Am and Britney want you to party party party club club club with Shit Music for Terrible People, investigating Jesus Lag, David Bowie should be number 1, what does Will I Am's Warhammer 40,000 army look like and working out G's World Service Voice2013-01-101h 23Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy: New Year SpecialIntro: Sale of the Century// The most inept police force in recent history, Simon gets real mad about Avatar, Rockstar Games presents: Hulk Hogan the Game, friends and gaming, setting up a farming based dating game for middle aged people, tweeting about Barack Obama's gaming habits, stop reading my blog, Kool Kids on da net, Geraint's insufferable childhood years, our dads used to work in the ol' Data Mines and reminiscing about Banzai.// Outro: John Henry
Bonus Footage: 25 Minutes of Mass Effect chat! We love it. Possibly too much.2013-01-0456 minErrand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 28, 18/12/2012 The Average Joe Podcast with Joe and The CatalystIntro: Vitalic - Poison Lips // Cyborg arms are here are they going to go evil and take over our minds? we hope not, Johnny 5 has robot aspergers, eating dinner while watching Star Trek and Superman, the worst segueway, The Mummy Returns hasn't aged well but The Rock has, how bad is Indiana Jones IV REALLY, RIP US Senator Daniel Inouye: Ultimate Badass, exploring crazy Christmas traditions, statistic show your Nan hasn't realised that her hairdresser is gay, average joe and the catalyst, Festive Spirit: The Christmas Elemental, Merry Christmas!2012-12-211h 05Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 27, 12/12/2012: Playing Video Games With David IckeIntro: Valve - What Kind of Hospital is This? //12/12/12 an auspicious day, Slipknot corrections, discussing G's halcyon new rave days, Simon learns to twitter and almost steps into the evil teenage girl dojo, #gamergirlproblems, shooting your girlfriend because of the Walking Dead, gaming people need to chill the fuck out, unexpected Victorian time travel encounters, Christmas in hell, a Christmas miracle... with dude-bros, keep calm and stop doing that and Awesome Town of the Week // Outro: Takako Minekawa - Never/More2012-12-131h 09Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 26, 04/12/2012: It's a Buddhist ThingIntro: Smoke Fairies - Storm Song// Reinstating the starbucks embargo for unfunny reasons, Stalin Street keeps it Soviet, the crazy drug fuled evolution of Shock Rock, Simon grows a mullet foor anime conventions, arguing for the abolishment of the Quiet Carriage with ironic racism and confused logic, liveblogging the news needs to stop but cricket is ok, not more internet commenting on things unless you're being whimsically nonsensical, Reading is the most "A Town" Town, don't shit where you eat; don't fuck where you teach, G predicts the internet's attitudes towards horrible things, and the Dental Falcon is the cheapest...2012-12-071h 08Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 25, 28/11/2012: The Zero Seg Breakfast ShowIntro: Braintax feat Dubble Edge - Anti Grey // Geraint's unemployed problems, Germany tries to ban bestiality with limited success, the Bank of America does not understand death, Gay cruise company bans drag queens on drag queen cruise to protect children/ combat terrorism, the Onion quoted as fact by major Chinese newspaper, South Korea plans to build cyberpunk future city, NASA begins funding for theoretical warp drive research and Creep or Creation returns to freak you out.\\ Outro: 12 Girls Band - Take Five2012-11-291h 00Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 24, 20/11/2012: Pound-land Panic AttackIntro: Cake - Opera Singer // One month till the end of the world and we're going out big, dress up as an animal and help strangers, update on cocaine trick or treat news leads to another amazing Errand of Mercy screenplay, The Cage Effect, People don't have enough integrity apart from the the people have too much integrity, fuck off Kevin Bacon, youtube adverts are crazy terrible, Simon nearly kills a child then has a nervous breakdown because That's Entertainment is so bad, India has insane shcool textbooks, update on our wrestling alter-egos, tuesday surgery relationship advice // Outro: The Blues...2012-11-221h 06Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 23, 13/11/2012:Sex at Velocities that only Robots can WithstandIntro: Yellow Ostrich - Mary \\ Pondering the Justin Beiber sex doll and the Fifty Shades of Grey pleasure range, easing ourselves into the Christmas retail period Shit music for terrible people: the incredibly bland Thanksgiving issue, right wing American letters to the Queen and what the hell happened to the Power Rangers? // Outro: Aerosmith - Other Side2012-11-151h 13Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 22, 07/11/2012: Smashing News to Bring you the TruthIntro: WWE - Smoke and Mirrors // Crazy media coverage of the election, giving Aemon Homes stillettos and a lump hammer just to see what he does, Simon goes to WWE Monday Night Raw, Errand of Mercy officially back the Rhodes Scholars, tumblr is full of Otherkin and they are Teir 1 crazy, the Oldham haloween cocaine givaway and we play wrestling catchprhrase or creation. // Outro: Kokolo - Vote Black President2012-11-091h 08Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 21, 30/10/2012: Pissed at the Wheel on JeezoIntro: Holograms - Hidden Structures// Simon learns the terrible news about Star Wars, Texas acts like an oppressive totalitarian regime, Republicans say crazy things, Harvard politics students are terrible at political debate, America's scientific advisers don't believe in the Big Bang, Embryology or Evolution, Creep or Creation becomes Trick or Tragedy, Simon has terrible opinions about cancer research, terrible charity mugger game, and Stag weekends teach us that F1 is crazy and Reading lads are pussies// Outro: Dragonforce - Cry Thunder2012-11-031h 19Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 20, 23/10/2012: Deep in the Duodenum of NihilismIntro: The Answer - Under the Sky // The Big 20, More alleged facts, the Chinese dildo conundrum, the duodenum is where the party really starts, when news reader banter goes too far, cleaning up Britain's T-shirts, BWARRRP is totally played out, if you sigh we will kill you, teens getting duped on the internet, redefining the Übermensch, introducing the Internet Proficiency Test, helping Observer readers deal with their sex problems, more creep or creation, crazy uncle Deutschland won't give up on blackface, the EDL are drunk in balaclavas in the back of lorries, police mistake blind man for dangerous sword wielding d...2012-10-261h 12Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 19, 16/10/2012: Toothpaste NightmaresIntro: Opiuo: King Prawn\\ The Rolling Stones are doing a small (£100 per ticket) 50th anniversary tour, going to old man's gigs, terrifying Youtube comments, close calls with internet perverts, the return of creep or creation, using art to pick up strangers, Taylor Swift is actually OK and Simon needs to have a word with himself, The shards of Narsil REFORGED, the new Furbies are either indoctrinating our children or grooming them, no one is nostalgic about washing up liquid, the Aquafresh family give Simon nightmares, the Sensodyne Actress Conspiracy and a worrying insight into G's home life. \\ Outro: the Disposable H...2012-10-181h 22Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 18, 08/10/2012: Just Pervin'Intro: LSF [Version Revisited] // Apologising for Bowling for Soup, the Conservatives are scared of gay concentration camps, married gay couple become poster boys for Republican homophobia, Orc Rouge's are unfit for US politics, One Direction are the best we have, just pervin' , the genesis of Creep or Creation, G has opinions about adverts, man vandalises priceless work of art as the world tweets about it and Reidar Finsaud is a legit mathematician, physicist, sculptor, artist and amazing dude // Outro: Fela Kuti: Water No Get Enemy2012-10-121h 12Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 17, 03/10/2012: Ray Winstone Vs. the Cheese SmugglersIntro: Shonen Knife; Pop Tune // Live music events have got weird, women from London are self absorbed and crazy, Green Day are still failing to act like grown ups (and we are fed up with them), Psy is everything England wants in a pop musician, K-pop hipsters need to shut up, One Direction make shit (and terrifying) music, Taken 2: the 12A rated film, Simon goes to Euro Gamer Expo, Killing the god of the gamerbros, the internet watches a man sleep and we delve into the seedy world of Cheese Smuggling. // Outro: Bowling for Soup; Almost2012-10-051h 19Errand of MercyThe Errand of Mercy Emergency BroadcastTalking beefcake Chris's, no one understands Hench, getting Terry Wogan to read Mein Kampf, Wikipedia entries on rap songs, trapping architects inside their creations, estimating in inches (for no reason), learning to use this crazy new internet thing, drunk (fake) twitter beef, pointless porn comments, Nazis on Youtube, the worst stuff on the internet makes G crazy, it turns out Nietzsche was right and all you can do is laugh, Adrian Brody was almost The Joker, learning to deal with timeline, Tom Cruise's Manshakes and misunderstood Chinese lesbianism.2012-09-2544 minErrand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 16, 19/09/2012: Heroes in a BathhouseErrand of Mercy: Pirate Kings of the internet, my special ability is a knowledge of German Techno, pretending to be a vamprie...with friends! Simon accidentally becomes a video gaming journalist, radical gay satanist dinosaurs, Anthony Perry is an awesome guy, good deeds to piss off natzi ghosts, Crazy anchient highlander soldiers, Dredd shoots the baddies IN 3D, the Hangover 3 is a gory action movie, students invade our lives again and we dispense advice to freshers in the Tuesday/Wednesday surgery.
The Errand of Mercy: We're still cool right kids? ARE WE STILL COOL?!2012-09-201h 12Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 15, 11/09/2012: Girthier, Longer and More SatisfyingSimon the Comedy Parasite, frenemies failing at tech, my uncle's pointless comedy vortex, starting the responsible/historic YOLO revolution, the Neil Pert rock and roll update, putting rapey preists and Billy Bragg on the shitlist, Tories smash up a poundland, putting G in the conservative party, fighting disenfranchised teens with handshakes, a failed KFC intimidation and the sunday surgery can't deal with disabled teens.2012-09-151h 21Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 13, 28/08/2012: Takeshi's Castle and Primate Research InstituteThe chilling 13th episode, Simon is a creepy sitcom character, G defends Seals in court, Man bites back at snake crime gangs, Investigating Takeshi's Castle and Primate Research Institute, Listening to Paranormal Late-night Midlands Talk Radio, insects making ghosts, spider hauntings, The best Disney soundtracks, Peruvian street bands and being some kind of Hispanic, Exposing Sam and the Womp as musical frauds and Rush are still amazing but need to stop so Neal Peart can finish his plastering.
The Errand of Mercy, we're too ignorant to be racist2012-09-111h 10Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 12, 21/08/2012: The Late Night Jazz EpisodeEpisode 12; the late night jazz episode, Justin Beiber is going to jail, our bonus episode is ready to spray its filth all over the internet, Connor Maynard is not famous enough yet, Ne-Yo makes terrible and bland music for shit people, Rap-Rock collaborations with Bryan Adams, Julian Assange is an ass hole, what are we going to do when Peter Gabriel dies? Like this picture if you like dads, terrible twitter death bed wishes, Big Bang Theory vs Seinfield: the Great Debate and campaigning against racist money makes you racist.
The Errand of Mercy, we bring a social dichotomy2012-09-111h 09Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 11, 14/08/2012: Simon Goes to an Anime ConventionIntro: Belle & Sebastian – Sunshine // Outro: Stevie Wonder – Higher Ground // Simon goes to an anime convention, the sinister brotherhood of guys dressed like ponies, unconvincing anime cross dressers, convention celebrities, new contender for whackest game, the Olympics closing ceremony, Jessie J worse than Hiroshima? Ed Sheeran’s career is a clerical error, a massive golden statue of Jessie J, scientists watching sleepy birds getting it on, a rag tag band of animals escape from a German safari park, we create the greatest kids movie ever, wrestling and the hottest Olympian, terrible lessons from America’s next top model.2012-09-111h 24Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 10, 31/07/2012 Plug Your Skin Into This EpisodeIt's episode 10, it gets exponentially harder from here, bullshit future olympics, G the podcasting hobo, leaving the house to work on your costumes, crazy teenage fashion trends, Tony Stark/internet nerds trolling the Iranian government, Ebola is probably not a big deal, Kim Jong Un's super secret wife and family, Killer Whales will mess you up, aquatic frolicking with murder crabs and kidnapper squid, Crackpimptopi from the wrong side of the reef, dealing with 14 year olds having sex and starting families, Simon becomes the man, teenagers plugging their skin into porn, the 100th episode suicide pact and teenage glam rock...2012-09-111h 16Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 9, 24/07/2012: The 5th Horseman: Utah Goat ManDisappointingly normal David Bowie, Time Magazine's top 10 people in comas, drunk live-blogging Topgun, opening the doors on the Tuesday Surgery, breaking into scene kid cliques, boyfriend of my mum don't preach I've been loosing sleep, Cox A'Poppin and Bruce Moonshot talk pornconomics, terrifying frankenjellyfish, koalas have human hands and are evil, The Utah Goat Man is guilty of being a creepy fucker, charming cinema chavs, singing Wagner in Germany with a swastika tattoo on your chest and Plan B loves Skrewdriver.
We're on an Errand of Mercy... Badman.2012-09-111h 06Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 8, 10/07/2012: Awful...J Bubs is speeding up quim road, Prince the original and best sex goblin, G and Burt Bacharach jamming together, Connor Maynard is the shit Justin Beiber, Connor Maynard is trying to assimilate your daughters, altruistic clubbing, North Korea trolls you with secrecy, does Mickey Mouse support North Korea? Getting a taste of Mugabe icecream, the Batman bullshit science experience, wingsuits are terrifying, skewed stoner statistics in Palau, coming out of competitive collectable cardgame retirement, playing street yugioh, hanging with the yugibros, kids will stab you (if you diss their my little pony stickers), John Terry is a colossal dickhead...2012-09-111h 15Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 7, 04/07/2012: Stealing Teeth and Melting HeartsHappy HB and Independence day, mermaids officially aren't real, fighting cancer with hats, lovecraftian teddy bears, Stealing teeth and terrible museums, melting wax cold war sculptures, (no) baby blues, gender targeted advertising, inoculating against the homophobic disease, drunk twitter beef with fake Mel Gibson and the Manchester Falling Down man.
Stealing teeth and melting hearts, we're on an Errand of Mercy2012-09-111h 02Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 6, 27/06/2012: The Terrible Social Interaction EpisodeThe decline of the charts, Jessie J steals terrible music, Lana Del Rey somehow gets worse than before, Lonesome George is dead (and an asshole), The mysterious case of the rock in the sea, building a conspiracy spectrum, Weapons that Changed the World, a show from the dystopian future... today! England is socially awkward and bad at parenting, the craziest flirting techniques and 10 pranks to make you're husband murder you and your family.2012-09-111h 09Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 5, 20/06/2012: the Mandella and Mugabe Power HourFeeling sonorous and funky fresh, the Starbucks embargo is dropped, stop using the olympics to sell subways, rad post party rituals, The Mysterious and messed up case of the Taman Shud, ghost babies, too old for Topman, I accidentally a Dr. Who convention, hot-tub etiquette, Mandela and Mugabe: the odd couple, the Blandroid and sex robot make terrible music and good deeds for teenage nerds.2012-09-111h 08Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 4, 12/06/2012: Bathsalts Canaballism FuntimesPeople... Stop eating people, making Meth a sometimes thing, overblown Youtube proposals, SHODAN goes to starbucks, theoatmeal trolls funnyjunk with bears and boobs, Taylor Kitsch is box office poison, Florida makes terrible (and unsettling music), England's stupidly named towns, the curious inspiration of the wise men of Gotham, straight wilderness chilling and the evolution of the boyband.2012-09-111h 09Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 3, 29/05/2012: A Couple of Crevass WankersIt's Episode 3 with Simon and G. this week they're dealing with the solar dictator, living in the water gun arms race, crashing Kurdish weddings, dealing with the euro-vision song contest, the Susan Boyle story guest staring Susan Boyle, Simon's top 2 favourite musicals, crazy communists are getting organised, Robert Mugabe the tourist rep, the BBC and the United Nations Space Command, Touching the Void and crevasse wankers, dealing with the demise of guys, staying off quad bikes unless you're the Cads of Monmoth, Justin Bieber is in hiding, makes terrible music and the internet wants him dead, the Denver International Airport...2012-09-111h 16Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 2, 23/05/2012: $tarbucks = $cientologyFeeling funky and making one of those "podcasts" that the kids love. Topless and too funky for the MRHA, staying dehydrated, Converting punks to funks, Starbucks are name fascists, Geraint the beverage nomad, Mixing up a mocha Frap, David Hayter is a busy man, playing the Wikipedia Sex Game, Dr Wank and the Sex Robot, eating 200 goat heads, Scientology is here, Scientology is scary, Scientology is Starbucks, the Olympics are sinister and we don't care, prepping for the summer riot season, Olympic paint-balling, awesome guy of the week, stop sending things into space, iphone retweets are lame and Maroon 5 make...2012-09-111h 14Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 1, 14/05/2012: The Cads of MonmothYou load 16 tonnes and what do you get? One day older and deeper in debt. It's our first official show and this week we talk about the origins of trolling, The Cads of Monmouth, Zach Galifianakis and Liam Neeson vs people traffickers, quarter life crises, getting destroyed by Patrick, Gandalf took our innocence, getting the internet on disks, G's crazy trip back from work, aggressively sexual gay baristas, spitting on your heros, bus trips and tramp piss, 3Oh!3 make terrible music for shit people and Bill Hicks is Alex Jones.2012-09-111h 00Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 0: PilotOur pilot episode, made to make sure all our amazing tech was working. Fraudulent tiny dogs, not so secret service, read but also don't read the Metro, eating chickens in the poultry isle, the black sheep of the Listeria family, the good looking fried chicken rapist, post gay, not gay, get over it, cryptic buses, Alpicin is a fraud, PC world sold me a wireless router and I killed myself, Lizzie Grant is double fake, Burt Bacharach fixes everything, Justin Beiber makes good pop music, calling out Jessie J, Simon has white girl music tastes, Bob Hoskins is THIS MAN...2012-09-111h 12Errand of MercyErrand of Mercy Episode 14, 04/09/2012: Usher's Slithering Chitonian Tide of Malice and RageIts Autumn and the weather is... pleasant, defining 2012's summer jam, Gangnam Style is an international sensation and Kpop is still crazy, creating Rap Just a Minute, Usher can't get hard unless you scream, Simon loves Lovecraft,Deep Dad chat, making antibiotics with used cooking oil, cats give you brain slugs, joining the search for yourself and finding a better definition of Asian with Xerxes O' Madullah Beth Israel.2012-09-071h 09