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The Backwoods Radio ShowS3E3: The Return, Part 3Now with a plan in place, Squatch, Gary and Roach King set out to defeat the N.E.W.T. once and for all. Meanwhile, Krimtar adds a new member to The Swarm...
Produced by Michael Lorusso
Guest Starring Andrew Parker as Zebulon
Original Score By Jon Simmons
"Run Hound" By Cellophane Sam
Misc. Sound FX By Zapsplat.com
2023-07-0628 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowARCHIVE: S2 Fourth of July Special - The EmancipatorTHROWBACK TO SEASON 2 INDEPENDENCE DAY SPECIAL!
In this special Fourth of July Edition of The Backwoods Radio Show, Squatch shares all the gory ways in which Dogsnout County celebrates the holiday. Meanwhile, a serial killer prowls the streets, choosing his victims based on the Bill of Rights.
Special Thanks to @tinkerbuff_ for inspiring the character of The Emancipator!
Featuring: Andrew Parker as Inside Out Boy - https://linktr.ee/cryptaseries
Music:
Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
2023-07-0436 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS3E2: The Return, Part 2Squatch and Gary meet the Roach King. The three of them collude on a plan to eliminate the bloodthirsty N.E.W.T. - Part 2 of 3
Produced by Michael Lorusso
Guest Starring Andrew Parker as Zebulon
Original Score By Jon Simmons
"Run Hound" By Cellophane Sam
Misc. Sound FX By Zapsplat.com
2023-06-1423 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS3E1: The Return, Part 1After their home is ripped away from them by the Locustfolk, Squatch and Gary journey down into the sewers with the hope of building a new home for the cannibals of Dogsnout County.
Credits:
Produced By Michael Lorusso
Original Score By Jon Simmons
Featuring Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
Misc Sound FX courtesy of Zappsplat.com
2023-06-0123 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowSeason 3 Teaser TrailerThe Dogsnout County Squatch once knew and cherished has been taken over by the Locustfolk, forcing the cannibals down to the sewers beneath the town. They say every day above town is a blessing... Perhaps in time Squatch Ronson can learn to cherish his days below...
Coming June 1st!
2023-05-0203 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowSPECIAL: The Halloween Heart Attack REDUXThe two part Halloween Special from Season One recut and re-released as one supersized spook-tacular experience!
Squatch explains how Halloween is celebrated in Dogsnout County. Meanwhile, a giant mutated heart is prowling the streets, butchering all those that cross its path...
Featuring Music By Breakfast Monsters, Jon Simmons, and Kevin MacLeod.
2020-10-2351 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowMinisode: Mama vs The Spine-TinglersWhen Mayor Mama finds out that the Locustfolk are converting Dogsnout Residents to The Swarm, she and Bagman prepare for battle.
Featuring Casey Lauren as Mayor Mama.
2020-09-2215 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowFINALE: The Bugs of CalamityThe Swarm has infested Dogsnout County. Severely outnumbered, Squatch and Gary barricade themselves inside the studio. What ensues is an epic fight for their lives against an endless horde of humanoid locust people...
Featuring Andrew Parker, Robb Robertson, and Matt Kriz as the locust people. And Jon Simmons as Elston Gunn.
Andrew Parker: @cryptaseries
Robb Robertson: @outoftheblank_podcast
Matt Kriz: @thegvillekaiju
Music:
Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
2020-09-0938 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowPrologue: Rise Of The Planet The SwarmKrimtar records his manifesto and plots his revolution with the intent to wipe Dogsnout County from the face of the Earth.
2020-09-0111 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowMinisode: The Last Will & Testament of Krimtar The WiseThe humanoid locust person Krimtar The Wise talks about why he was banished from The Swarm, and looks towards the future.
2020-08-2510 minThe Backwoods Radio ShowREPOST/RECAP - S2E3: The Bone ParkREPOST/RECAP TO PREPARE FOR THE FINALE!!!
This week in Dogsnout County, a new playground made out of human bones is erected, and Squatch welcomes a familiar face to step in as the new traffic correspondent.
Featuring: Jon Simmons as Elston Gunn & Pelvis Ghastly
Music:
Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
2020-08-1926 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowMinisode: Squatch's Campfire #3Squatch muses about venus fly traps and old friendships.
2020-08-1712 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS2E11: The Tooth FuryA sinister pixie prowls the streets of Dogsnout County, harvesting the teeth of children with the help of her club-wielding mutant son, Lester.
Featuring:
Mark Flipe as Lester
@madmark_va
Adrian Zambrano
@evilzodiacpod
Music:
The Abyss by Mr. Maggot
@mrmaggot10
Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
2020-07-2033 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowSPECIAL: The EmancipatorIn this special Fourth of July Edition of The Backwoods Radio Show, Squatch shares all the gory ways in which Dogsnout County celebrates the holiday. Meanwhile, a serial killer prowls the streets, choosing his victims based on the Bill of Rights.
Special Thanks to @tinkerbuff_ for inspiring the character of The Emancipator!
Featuring: Andrew Parker as Inside Out Boy - https://linktr.ee/cryptaseries
Music:
Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
2020-07-0336 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS2E10: MurdermooseAs a maniacal moose with psychic abilities wreaks havoc across Dogsnout County, Squatch rushes to finish his broadcast so that he can take advantage of free donut day.
Featuring: Robb Robertson as Marv - rastarob22.wixsite.com/outoftheblank
Music:
Crown by Boohag - boohag.bandcamp.com
Run Hound By Cellophane Sam
2020-06-2228 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowMinisode: The H.A.D.E.S. InstituteA mysterious conglomerate moves to Dogsnout County and residents are not pleased.
2020-06-0913 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS2E9: Surf SwampAs a gang of mutated tentacled children ravage the town, Squatch builds an effigy out of human limbs to scare them off.
Music:
Surf Swamp, Death Stomp By Jon Simmons
Run Hound By Cellophane Sam
2020-06-0231 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS2E8: Cannibal QuarantineSquatch addresses the madness surrounding the pandemic, and shares the numerous ways that Dogsnout County is generously devoting its time and energy to combating the coronavirus.
Music:
Quarantine Queen By Grasskingdoms - linktr.ee/grasskingdoms
Runhound By Cellophane Sam
2020-05-1534 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowMinisode: Springtime GoryMayor Mama shares her tips on how to make the most out of Spring 2020 during quarantine.
Featuring Casey Lauren as Mayor Mama.
2020-05-0415 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS2E7: The ShackA mysterious shack appears in the woods, luring folks inside it, only to replace their heads with large fungal masses.
Music:
The Tall Man By Poltergeist OD
Run Hound By Cellophane Sam
2020-03-1834 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowMinisode: Miss Dogsnout CountySquatch showcases the winner of the 42nd Annual Miss Dogsnout County: Princess.
2020-03-1015 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS2E6: The Suck-U-BusThe folks of Dogsnout County live out their wildest sexual fantasies as a bus full of BDSM demons makes its rounds through town.
Guest Starring: Adrian Zambrano & Andrew Parker
Music:
Run Hound By Cellophane Sam
2020-03-0426 minThe Backwoods Radio ShowTRAILER: The Backwoods Radio ShowIf you're a fan of horror and have a twisted sense of humor, then you'll love The Backwoods Radio Show! It's chock full of distasteful jokes, deranged characters, and over the top violence that is sure to tickle your cold black heart!
2020-02-2901 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowMinisode: Squatch's Campfire #2 - A Story About MamaSquatch kicks back by a cozy fire and muses about his dog, and shares a personal anecdote about Mayor Mama.
2020-02-2410 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS2E5: Sir SlugSquatch sits down to chat with Sir Slug: A man who has created for himself a cocoon made out of garbage bags in the hopes that he may one day transform into a giant butterfly.
Music:
Music for Manatees by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4102-music-for-manatees/
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
Helios 3 By Cullah
2020-02-1926 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS2E4: The Wrath of Torque TygerAs a maniac clad in BDSM leather rampages across Dogsnout County in his monster truck, Squatch and Gary seek refuge inside the radio station.
Featuring "Judgement Road" by Haunted Garage.
Other Music:
Run Hound By Cellophane Sam
2020-02-0429 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowMinisode: Necro NancyIn this week's minisode, Squatch tells the tale of Necro-Nancy; the woman with the ability to re-animate from even the most gruesome of deaths.
2020-01-2911 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS2E3: The Bone ParkThis week in Dogsnout County, a new playground made out of human bones is erected, and Squatch welcomes a familiar face to step in as the new traffic correspondent.
Featuring: Jon Simmons as Elston Gunn & Pelvis Ghastly
Music:
Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
2020-01-1526 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowMinisode: Squatch's CampfireSquatch kicks back by a campfire and muses into his old tape recorder about the mysteries of life.
2020-01-0708 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS2E2: The House of PutridThis week, Squatch addresses the cancellation of the town sacrifice, and gives an update on the well-being of Krimtar The Wise.
Today's episode brought to you by Billybob Beetlebug's Corn Shed.
Featuring: Adrian Zombrano, Jon Simmons, and Kristyn Simmons.
Music:
Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
2020-01-0428 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowMinisode: Secret SatanIn this Christmas minisode, Squatch and Gary exchange gifts with one another. But the real excitement comes when they open the little black boxes left for them by Satan himself.
2019-12-3114 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowMinisode: The Spore ZoneIn this mini episode, Squatch dives into the lore behind The Spore Zone.
2019-12-2111 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS2E1: Helter SmelterSquatch returns to podcasting with a bus-load of interns, a pyromaniac bear, and a giant car-eating ogre!
Featuring Adrian Zambrano as Barbecue Billy Bear, Frank Schulter, and a brand-new theme song by Jon Simmons.
Music and Other Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
2019-12-1230 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowSPECIAL: Praise Be The Cornea-Copia: A Thanksgiving TaleIn this bonus Thanksgiving Episode, Squatch and Gary are visited by the almighty Cornea-Copia: An all-seeing eye that judges Dogsnout County residents on the level of their gratitude, under threat of death.
Music:
The Fallen
By MC Cullah
2019-11-2818 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowSPECIAL: The Halloween Heart Attack: Part IIIn the heartbreaking conclusion to the Halloween Special, Squatch comes face-to-face with the heart monster... But can he survive a heart attack of this magnitude...? This episode is not for the faint of heart. Is that enough heart puns or should I keep going?
Music & Sound FX: credits.backwoodspod.us
2019-10-3134 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowSPECIAL: The Halloween Heart Attack: Part IHALLOWEEN SPECIAL! Squatch explains how Halloween is celebrated in Dogsnout County. Meanwhile, a giant mutated heart is prowling the streets, butchering all those that cross its path...
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
2019-10-2720 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowSEASON FINALE: Wendigo WonderlandSeason Finale! When Wendigo Joe transforms back into an actual wendigo, Dogsnout County is thrown into an ice age. As the wendigo rampages through town, slaughtering countless Dogsnoutians in its path, Squatch and Gator Gary try to keep warm by throwing interns on the fire.
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
2019-08-1544 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS1E9: Nickel-Smarts: The Lesser Evil ClownSquatch discusses the new Blood Tower erected in town, and covers the recent shenanigans of Nickel-Smarts the Evil Clown.
Featuring: Andrew Parker, Co-Creator of Crypta! @cryptaseries
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
2019-07-2926 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS1E8: Searching For SquatchAfter Squatch was thrown into a portal by Cthulhu last week, Gator Gary has no choice but to step in and host. Will Squatch ever return? Only time will tell...
Special guest this week: Adrian Zambrano of Valle De Cielo Gris @valledecielogrispodcast
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
2019-07-1331 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS1E7: The Innsmouth FluIn this cosmic episode inspired by the works of H.P. Lovecraft, Squatch Ronson addresses the virus going around that's transforming people into fish, while he attempts to evade the merciless Cthulu.
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
2019-06-2823 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS1E6: The Sacred MoltingIn this week's episode, Squatch addresses the whereabouts of Wendigo Joe and takes a call from a subterranean humanoid locust person looking to bridge the gap between Locustfolk and Cannibals.
Sound Fx Used In Our Show: credits.backwoodspod.us
2019-06-1323 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS1E5: The Ballad Of BagmanIn this week's episode, Squatch addresses the Hell portal that has opened up in town and showcases a standout citizen in town: Bagman.
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
2019-06-0121 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS1E4: The Plasma PoolIn a very special episode of the show, Squatch has an in-depth conversation with the founder of The Plasma Pool: A place where families go to bond together by literally fusing together into one entity.
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
2019-05-1520 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS1E3: Mama's MilkMayor Mama launches a campaign to supply the alcoholics of Dogsnout County with free breast milk from her teet, and Squatch hires a new weatherman.
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
2019-05-0123 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS1E2: R.I.P. Gator Gary, Our Favorite MutantDogsnout County loses its most beloved mutant, the rabid children are returned to Hank's Child Farm, and Squatch suspects that the evil clown Nickelsmarts is back to his old shenanigans. This episode brought to you by The Foot Baron.
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
2018-05-2621 min
The Backwoods Radio ShowS1E1: Hank's Child Farm (Pilot)Squatch discusses the incident at Hank's Child Farm, the elusive King Pork, and provides listeners with some travel tips. He also takes a call from a listener, and features a sermon by Wendigo Joe.
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
2018-05-1020 min