Shows
Stay RootedS3E37 - Tell Me Lies About WinterStephani and Lauren are here to bring you another episode, and it doesn't mean that it's going to be organized or mindful. But they are promising fun vibes and prayers, just like the government... Lauren recollects her great depression visit to the great Wolf Lodge. While Stephani reviews what she's been watching and how thankful she is that MrBeast can still bring whimsy to this dark, dark digital world.
2026-01-1550 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E86 - That’s My SistahStephani & Lauren are back in true bits & pieces fashion, bouncing from bagel proportions to lovingly roasting their parents… because no topic is too small or too unhinged.
2026-01-0744 minStay RootedS3E36 - Capricorn SeasonStephani & Lauren are back after a long hiatus, just in time for Capricorn season, babyyyy (mermaid goats unite✨✨) Stephani survives another lap around the sun & Lauren just barely is surviving flu season.
2025-12-3057 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E85 - Team Edward or NahhhStephani & Lauren are back to talk about what’s most important in life… are they team Jacob (looking at you Lauren)… or team Edward. They recap SpongeBob The Musical like the proud stage-moms they are and talk logistics on sharing clothes & sisterhood drama.
2025-12-171h 00Stay RootedS3E34 - Plane Crash FashionStephani & Lauren are back to tell you how thankful they are for a new show they’re both willing to binge. They chat about the psychological thrill that is Yellowjackets & decide where their roles would land them in a teen led cult. The girls dig up Lauren’s questionable family vacation she may have forgotten about & discuss whether or not Steph should just get a new birthday.
2025-12-021h 09Stay RootedBits & Pieces | E84 - Hands-On WitchesStephani & Lauren are back, witches. They’re talking hand stuff…?? And the witchcraft overtaking our homes. Steph is on a felt brigade & Lauren’s fighting for her (ottoman’s) life.
2025-11-251h 03Stay RootedS3E33 - Long Live Grandpa JoeStephani & Lauren are finally back to talk about the elephant in the room, aka Steph’s wheelchair. Steph is recovering from another knee surgery (how original) and Lauren is cozying up with her grandpa Joe bestie to talk through it all.
2025-11-1859 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E83 - One Last TimeStephani and Lauren have returned for a preoperative episode. As Stephani awaits to go back under the knife, the girls prove that they do well under pressure. Laughing about what's to come, and getting real about what's on their mind.
2025-11-0558 minStay RootedS3E32 - Self Checking TF OutStephani and Lauren come back to you with another unhinged episode about pretty much nothing. The topic is self deprecation and toxic positivity, as Stephani nears her dreaded loss of physical stability.
2025-10-3045 minStay RootedS3E31 - Ohana Means Emergency ContactStephani and Lauren are going through it, but the show must go on... so, you're welcome for this unhinged ramble of all the trauma that has ensued this last week. Lauren talks plane crashes, family loss, and toddler surgical journeys. Stephani dabbles in being the emergency contact friend, trunk or treat, and a bestfriend crossover that we all (mostly Lauren) was rooting for. Sit down, and grab something caffeinated. You're Ohana now.
2025-10-231h 02Stay RootedS3E30 - Covens Just Wanna Have FunStephani & Lauren are here recapping their latest adventure, broom making. The girls relive Steph’s niche Going Away (to her mobility) party & share some tales along the way.
2025-10-1445 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E82 - Kinky Circus Girls & TikTok Fairy WingsStephani & Lauren are unraveling but in a cute way. They’re talking their kids (and moms) having their own styles, cosplaying as teenage girls & anthropomorphism???
2025-10-101h 04Stay RootedS3E27 - The Summer I Turned HamiltonStephani and Lauren are at it again, and this time they watched some things. Both from the couch and from the theater. First they review a show that everyone's been watching, except for Lauren, The Summer I Turned Pretty. And then, they discuss the play that Lauren has been obsessed with, and Stephani is learning to love, Hamilton! Come along with the girls as they talk about the first time at the theater with their children.
2025-10-031h 14Stay RootedS3E25 - Flip Out v Crash OutStephani & Lauren are flipping, spiraling & crashing out all over the place. Steph shares the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to her & we admit that our kids may not all be as inclusive as we’d hoped.
2025-09-2446 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E81 - AI Sugar Daddies & Flash TattoosStephani & Lauren are back to catch you up on where they’ve been (and who’s been tattooing them 👀). They debate if their bank accounts justify a sugar daddy, unpack the chaotic Bachelorette x SLOMW crossover we never knew we’d get, and dive into the show of the moment: Unknown Number: A High School Catfish. Buckle up, Rooties, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
2025-09-1657 minStay RootedS3E23 - The Holy SpriteStephani & Lauren are back with a new episode! They’re giving 1 pt to big pharma & taking their meds again… which of course will make for an interesting episode.
2025-09-0944 minStay RootedS3E22 - Back 2 School, FoolStephani & Lauren are back here to commiserate, celebrate, and laugh through all the back-to-school chaos with you. But first, catch up with us as we spill where we’ve been, what summer threw our way (including a few unexpected medical scares… someone get Lauren an EpiPen, STAT 👀), and of course, we couldn’t resist making up a brand-new game… because why the heck not?
2025-09-041h 56Stay RootedS3E21 - The Rooties Review: The Parent TrapStephani & Lauren are here to review everyone’s fav movie about twins that are separated at birth and coincidentally wind up at the same damn camp at the same damn time, THE PARENT TRAP. But before they get into it, they’ll check in on each other’s mental health, get through some phone updates & debate Amazon delivery mixups.YOUTUBE EPISODE https://youtu.be/ueLKcK34vyg?si=FT3goB5YnUTzB46I
2025-08-2653 minStay RootedS3E19 - Search, Rescue, and RepeatStephani and Lauren recount a chaotic week filled with humorous mishaps, including a phone fiasco that leads to a frantic search. They reflect on the importance of technology in their lives, share experiences from a recent concert, and discuss the challenges of parenting in a digital age. Lauren has been watching a new show, and please be warned that it is not porn. and thank god for St. Anthony.
2025-08-151h 24Stay RootedBits & Pieces | E80 - Metaphorical CigarettesYouTube Episode: https://youtu.be/Ev5GMpHDx6k?si=DOSZFTRW2Bsoe0ktStephani & Lauren are here to bounce around topics like its their job (and honestly, it kind of is??) They bond over heart-warming parenting topics like your kids creatively cussing you in front of other people and using kpop to teach every day life lessons. The girls reminisce on brighter times, like literally brighter, who remembers tanning in those little sun boxes with the Jersey Shore Music in the background. TBH those were the days...
2025-08-1252 minStay RootedS3E18 - The Rooties (kind of) Review: Happy Gilmore 2Stephani & Lauren are here to talk about the movie we've all been waiting for, Happy Gilmore 2. The girls give you their thoughts (eventally)... but not before they show of their newest merch, Stay Rooted x Jolly Jar & give their unfiltered (obv) feedback on Donnies latest call to action... yeah you guessed it, the Presidential Fitness Test!!! * crickets* Come for the tea (cups) and stay for the testimony to our lord & savior, 90s Adam Sandler.Watch us on YouTube https://youtu.be/N6tQjD1xfkc?si=fvgWkcCFjbxCVtVW
2025-08-051h 19Stay RootedS3E16 - I Write Vows Not TragediesStephani & Lauren are here to recap all of the wedding things. Steph reminisces on being her sisters MOH and Lauren assumes the role of assistant to the MOH. They laugh, they cry & they’re always rooting for love (and a strong Panic at the Disco finale).
2025-07-291h 04Stay RootedS3E15 - What the HayStephani & Lauren are back from their hiatus. Before they catch you up on where they’ve been, they’ve got some animal care stories to get off their chest. And also, where tf does hay even come from???
2025-07-2532 minStay RootedS3E13 - Razzlin' & Bedazzlin'Stephani and Lauren are here to catch you up on all the things. Steph hosts her little sisters bachelorette party in the woods and Lauren survives her first tech week.
2025-07-011h 03Stay RootedS3E11 - Oops, She Did It AgainStephani and Lauren are here to share a PSA with the Rooties, SLOW THE EF DOWN. Lauren’s a horrible texter, but she’s damn good at a parachute station. And Stephani, she fell… again. FULL EPISODE ON YOUTUBE
2025-06-1348 minStay RootedS3E10 - The Boys are FightingFULL EPISODE ON YOUTUBE:https://youtu.be/PHVBu_rkiSw?si=gSuyGkBYzCtVrbeOStephani and Lauren are here to talk about the latest drama between Daddy Donny* & Elon. They recap their night out, discuss some more trends they're falling for and decide whether or not Lauren or Liam Neeson would be more fit to escape an attempted alien abduction...
2025-06-1059 minStay RootedS3E9 - The Pursuit of Fraud BagsStephani & Lauren are here to talk about only the most important of topics: like where you fall on the Benson Boone- Adam Sandler spectrum & how many times a girl can be scammed before she realizes she MAY be the problem...We're talking JoJo Siwa conspiracies (we're onto you JoJo) and calling our good pal Alan Jackson to take down the real enemy, Hollister book bags in the 2000's.
2025-06-0655 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E76 - MomTok about MediumsStephani & Lauren are back with a new episode and as per protocol, they’re all over the effing place. Stephani considers starting a new pod with her nana’s spirit & Lauren brings us back down to earth with a good, wholesome, Mormon wives **recap.
2025-05-2831 minStay RootedS3E5 - The Parties [Are] HereStephani and Lauren decided Spring was a beautiful time to have babies, and now they are faced with having all four birthday celebrations span of six weeks. Come along with the ladies as they recollect the most recent celebration for Lauren's daughters. They'll give you tips, tricks, and material to commiserate with. At the end of the day, the kids are happy and they forgot the rest.
2025-05-2040 minStay RootedS3E4 - Lights, Camera, Nose BleedStephani and Lauren didn't cancel, and no one is more surprised than them. Lauren grapples with the side of her coffee cup. The ladies talk haircuts that probably shouldn't happen. Stephani takes on another children's play, and blunt force trauma to the face. Lukey has his first hang out with Lauren's family.
2025-05-1640 minStay RootedS3E3 - More Of An AshleeStephani and Lauren are back with another episode of your favorite show, and today they're talking about theirs. Lauren's what not to wear prayers have been answered, thank you Stacie and Clinton. Stephani finally watched that episode of black mirror. The ladies laugh their way through a moody mix moment. And you'll maybe feel better once you hear from your moms. Maybe.
2025-05-1340 minStay RootedS3E2 - Mouthy Massachusetts GirlStephani and Lauren are here for to recollect their recent mini family vacations. Discussing how child based travel is a gamble that no one is winning. Lauren still wants Steph to watch that Black Mirror Episode. Then the ladies dust off their SR law degrees and chat about their latest fixation, the Karen Read trial!
2025-05-0641 minStay RootedS2E51 - Yaps & AppsStephani & Lauren are back to recap April break so far. They’re talking staycations, the wolf casino & birthday celebrations. Stephani gets her first nickname & Lauren reminds us of a GNO that feels like a lifetime ago, to see their beloved Hannah Berner.
2025-04-2438 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E75 - Emo Farmer AestheticStephani and Lauren are here to get silly. The ladies catch up on Steph's last animal rescue mission. Lauren enlightens us on the swoon worthy, hamster boy. Stay tuned for the girls anti-advertisement of a new streamed movie.
2025-04-1839 minStay RootedS2E49 - We’ve Got Some Catching Up To DoStephani & Lauren are finally back to let you know where they’ve been the first half of the month. The past couple weeks threw a few (hundred) curveballs our way and the girls are doing their best to talk through it. Come for the life updates & stay for the sister advocacy.
2025-04-1540 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E74 - Severed Bunny SocietyStephani and Lauren are ranting and rambling, on a bits and pieces spree lately. They're wrapping up their newest hyper-fixation with the Severance finale recap. The ladies also chat about their need to take care of small, defenseless creatures. They also discuss what Lauren has been watching with her children, a real liberating curveball, Hamilton!
2025-03-2540 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E72 - Nauseous & DramaticStephani and Lauren are here… mostly. They’re spreading awareness for a cause they are currently very passionate about, ASWB (avoiding sickness with bangs). Lauren’s advocating for bumming wipes off of strangers & Steph is disappointing everyone’s dads. Happy Birthday, RBG. We’re doing our best.
2025-03-1839 minStay RootedS2E38 - Beast Games Finale (Or Is It?!)Stephani and Lauren are talking unfortunate events, and people making a fortune on their new favorite game show. Lauren made a rookie mom mistake, and she's here to burn the Sage. Stephani guides us through the finale of the ladies new favorite game show, Beast Games!
2025-02-1937 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E66 - To Those Who CelebrateStephani & Lauren are back but they’re not ready to set their intentions quite yet, but happy New Year to those who celebrate… Stephani went on a date for her and her husbands birthday and Lauren reminds her that the timing of her birthday is less than desirable. The little rooties have a sleepover & we do more Wicked things!
2025-01-021h 02Stay RootedS2E31- The Rooties Review: Wicked (Pt 1)Stephani & Lauren are back to finally review Wicked! The girlies obv have a LOT to say about it, so much so that we had to make it into a 2 part thang (how Hollywood **eyeroll**)The girls will catch you up on where they’ve been and talk about their IRL theatrical debut for one of their littlest rooties. HAPPY HOLIDAYS FRIENDS!
2024-12-241h 34Stay RootedS2E30 - My Dearest HagStephani & Lauren went to the movies & they want to tell you about it. The girls talk about seeing Wicked & Moana 2 and catch up on the rest of the things they’re doing to get through December.
2024-12-1046 minStay RootedS2E25 - Giggly With The SquadStephani and Lauren come to you with some special updates. Stephani has recently become best friends with Hannah Berner. If you haven't already heard her honorable mention on the Giggly Squad Pod, you're going to learn today. Lauren is trying to channel her jealous rage into something good... She placed in her Trunk or Treat, but she truly won when her elementary school child thought she was the coolest. Watch out, their egos are getting bigger this week.
2024-11-0551 minStay RootedS2E24 - Monster Mash, Face SmashStephani and Lauren join you for a Halloween game, with a middle school style twist. Lauren recollects her series of unfortunate pumpkin carrying events. Stephani relives her Twilight years. The ladies love all things spooky, and they're here to tell you about it.
2024-10-3135 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E62 - Thanks, BeyoncéStephani & Lauren are back with another bits & pieces. They’re appointing the future leaders of Newer England & going off on tangents about how crazy they COULD be. It’s a whirlwind this episode, hold on tight, rooties.
2024-10-2532 minStay RootedS2E23 - Don't Sing Me DiddyStephani and Lauren are back for another episode. This week they are catching up on conversation, and all their side projects. Stephani talks about meeting the newest baby in her life. Lauren discusses her intricate art of procrastination. The ladies are here to serve up laughs and Halloween candy, and they're miraculously not out of either.
2024-10-2243 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E61 - It’s the Wings, For MeStephani & Lauren are here for the removal of reality & the sharing of algorithms. Is Steph getting ear implants? Is Lauren going to figure out how to say Rhysand?? The girls may never know, but they’re gonna try to figure it out.
2024-10-1838 minStay RootedS2E22 - Run to SalemStephani and Lauren are back, and they've been doing the things. Lauren talks about her first 5k with her daughter, and what that means to her. Stephani gives us a synopsis of her touristy local trip to Salem, MA during spooky season. The ladies are here to root for each other, and you as well.
2024-10-1541 minStay RootedS2E21 - The Sarcastic WitchStephani & Lauren are back to talk dream covens, finding yourself after motherhood & some of the things that fill their cups. We’re rooting for all of the hurricane victims to stay safe through the devastating events that have taken place recently. Please click the link below if you are able to donate anything to the disaster relief. https://www.redcross.org/about-us/our-work/disaster-relief/hurricane-relief.html
2024-10-0946 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E59 - What’s My Page Again?Stephani & Lauren are back with another Bits & Pieces! They’re talking about the books they’re trying to read & all things Halloween. The girlies are here for the rise of the Pop Music & for the downfall of Diddy. Let’s romanticize the little things & throw on our witch hats rooties, it’s October!
2024-10-0153 minStay RootedS2E20 - Leslie & AnnStephani & Lauren are here to talk all things friendship, play some games & go down memory lane. We’re gonna tell you which friends we got into trouble with growing up, who we’d jump off of a bridge with and which members of the cast of Friends we’d be most likely to hang out with IRL.
2024-09-2746 minStay RootedStay Rooted From Home | E1 - Zombie BBs [VIDEO]Stephani & Lauren are back with their first ever edition of Stay Rooted From Home! Honestly, anything to not get off of the couch once the leaves start falling. There's no paid sick time for this support group, so break out your zooms, rooties, we’re making it soo virtual** Listen along or check out our VIDEO, LINK BELOW! https://youtu.be/cUrGQbGCg1M?si=-rbUKCL_ZdcDir4w
2024-09-2308 minStay RootedS2E14 - Grandpa Joes (Sectional Version)Stephani & Lauren are back with another episode, and they’re here to commiserate. Take out your pitchforks, because the girls are coming for… everything? Mercury is back in the microwave and they’re burning their sage, get in Rooties, we’re doing our best.
2024-08-0949 minStay RootedS2E12 - Bring Your Friend to Work DazeStephani and Lauren are back with a new episode, and Stephani has a repaired leg! Hear about her journey through Lauren's world, the surgi-center. The ladies go over what it feels like to be the off duty default parent. And then commiserate over the cancelled babysitter, attending weddings alone, and social media etiquette that makes millennials feel cringy. Lastly, the ladies are going IRL AGAIN. Head over to their IG for details.
2024-07-0938 minStay RootedS2E11 - Break a Leg, Literally …Stephani & Lauren are back to discuss the series of truly unfortunate events that landed Steph her first ever ambulance ride.
2024-07-0259 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E55 - Plymouth Rock is a ManStephani & Lauren are giving it a go as morning show hosts in their latest Bits & Pieces. They’re hitting on all of the breaking news from Charlotte the Sting Ray Updates to rogue Flamingos on Cape Cod. The girls introduce a new game, Mt Rushmore, and debate parts of American history they probably have no business talking about.
2024-06-1157 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E53 - The Fact That…Stephani & Lauren are back to share stories, clothes & community water bottles…? We learn that EVEN Charlotte the Stingray isn’t receiving proper women’s healthcare & discuss how al dente her babies probably are by now. The mix gets a little moody and the girls catch up on all of the things they’ve been trying to watch lately.
2024-05-3155 minStay RootedS2E4 - Our Mom’s Made Us Do This ft. Norah & LennonStephani & Lauren are back with another episode AND they’re bringing the girls onto the pod & asking them some thangs. Listen & laugh along with us as we reveal what our 1st graders really think about us.
2024-05-1759 minStay RootedS2E3 - The Rooties Review: Baby ReindeerStephani & Lauren are back with a review of Netflix’s newest true-story based mini series, Baby Reindeer. The girls will catch up over their first IRL experience & exchange pleasantries with the SR ghost-ess with the mostest. Lauren does her best Stephani impression, while considering new pets for Spring, and the girls let you know how they feel about a parking lot fair. Spoiler alert, it’s a no from them.
2024-05-1458 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E51 Free Voice MemoStephani and Lauren are here to catch up. They are back to talk about all things bits and pieces. It was Lauren's birthday, and her 7 year old doesn't want to talk about it. The resident Swiftie begins to decode the newest album, and the GOAT gets roasted. Nextel, we're looking for our sponsorship.
2024-05-0957 minStay RootedS2E2 - We’re Going to Disney… In Two DaysStephani & Lauren are back to recap week two of their back to back family trips. The girls are talking all things surprise trips & judging the luggage they’ve been carting their families around with. Buckle up Rooties, we’re going to Disney!
2024-05-031h 04Stay RootedS1E49 - Awareness, InclusivelyStephani and Lauren hope that you're aware of Autism, but are here to talk inclusion. The ladies dive into birth order, and all the parenting adjustments that come along with your growing family. Lauren is still out for the Nugget sponsorship.
2024-04-1633 minStay RootedS1E48 - Misery&CoJoin Stephani & Lauren as they commiserate over the way life has been happening at them lately. Mercury is retrograding & the jury is still out on whether or not the Solar Collapse of ‘24 was worth the $25 glasses. Honestly, just burn your sage for the Stay Rooted girls this week, because there’s not enough lavender cold foam in the world to compensate for this bs.
2024-04-0929 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E48 - Less Than Three YourselfStephani and Lauren bring you another week of being their most random selves. Margot Robbie has announced that she is tickling our nostalgia once again. Come for the Charlotte the Stingray update, and stay for the luxurious Starbucks foam. Lauren sells you on her newest skin care tool, and Stephani is still trying to make Crocs happen.
2024-04-0435 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E46 - The Boy With The Palm Tree TattooBuy our cool merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stephani and Lauren are alive and well... for now, and sort of. The girls backtrack to bring you up to speed on where they've been, and we're they're trying like hell to go. What's trending harder than the norovirus right now?! These barf covered babes are always on the cutting edge of viral infections. It's time to talk business expenses, chicken adoption, and everything in between. Bachelor nation has never felt more like the metaverse, and Lauren continues to take personal offense to Joey's nurse GF comment.
2024-03-1451 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E44 - MomtrepreneurBuy our cool merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stephani and Lauren are here for more bits and pieces. The girls will review what products they have been consumed by, and what is consuming their energy these days. Let them open up to page 75 of their smut... again. And Lauren makes a desperate attempt at a new hairdresser.
2024-02-2927 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E42 - Start With The Bad NewsSticker pack:https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stephani and Lauren gather here today to say their bits and their pieces. Stephani discusses her new kitten, while Lauren's family says goodbye to a beloved finned member. Catch up on the Bachelor with our half competent corespondents. They'll talk about how being raised in the Super Sweet 16 MTV era has shaped their generations kids parties, and formally ask the public to stop bringing up Saltburn IRL.
2024-02-1534 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E39 - Do You Need a Minute?Stephani & Lauren are celebrating their first Bits & Pieces, “Thursday’s Version”, by talking about everything from Bob Ross to Gypsy Rose. Do your best to keep up while they bounce around from one disconnected 1/2 thought to another. The girls catch eachother up on their new hobbies they plan to inevitably abandon & whether or not they’re still rooting for Gerry & the rest of bachelor nation. Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a517...
2024-01-1854 minStay RootedS1E36 - The Rooties Review - SaltburnStephani & Lauren are back at it with another recap, and this time the girls are talking ALL things, Saltburn… yes, even that. What can we say, we’re drawn to the weird like a moth to a flame (IYKYK). Listen along as we dance all around the twisted plot & stay for our hot takes on every scene we found ourselves watching through our fingers. Grab your popcorn & fairy wings, Rooties! We’re going back to the movies.Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.s...
2024-01-161h 13Stay RootedBits & Pieces | E38 - Union Snails & Emo Guinea PigsStephani & Lauren are ready to deliver all of the Bits & Pieces they’ve got left after (just barely) recovering from this holiday season. Try your best to follow along while the girls catch you up on everything from Gypsy Rose to circus snails. The theme is, there is no theme! Come on Rooties, we’re going to the couch probably. Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad
2024-01-1343 minStay RootedS1E34 - Birthday Holiday HangoverStephani and Lauren are back, and Christmas is officially over! The ladies talk about the blues that come after all the holiday fun. And Stephani tells us what it is like to celebrate your birth in the midst of all that post-festive depression. Nobody likes you when you're 32... and they spent their last dime on stocking stuffers. Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad
2023-12-2743 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E35 - Are We Rats...?Stephani & Lauren are going to catch you up on all the things they’ve been watching once their kids go to bed. They’ll settle the debate of frog vs rat and catch you up to speed on the Donnie’s latest antics. The theme is, there is none, welcome to another Bits & Pieces, baby! You’re gonna love it here. Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae677479
2023-12-1650 minStay RootedS1E32 - Growing Through ItStephani & Lauren are fully giving into this nostalgic season & reflecting on how they’ve grown over this last year. It’s still December, so they’re busy buying Christmas presents & their own B.S. Throw on your comfiest robe & burn your sage bundles, we’re manifesting, Rooties. Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad
2023-12-1258 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E34 - Wedding Post-SeasonStephani and Lauren are back again to catch up on all the time has passed so quickly. Lauren recollects her MOH duties. And the ladies discuss flight time mishaps, team building exercises, and speech anxiety. Let's disco our way through these memories, and try to remember that it's already December. Lauren went far, again, and she's here to ramble about it. Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095...
2023-12-091h 09Stay RootedBits & Pieces | E33 - RSVPlease, StopStephani and Lauren unpack their heavy post-holiday baggage on this episode of SR. Stephani gives us a crash course in speed celebrating with her big, blended family. Telling us all what having 4 Thanksgivings is like. And Lauren recollects her toddler daughter's first hospitalization and the toughest week she has ever experienced as a mom. RSV was the holiday guest that NO-ONE invites. Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad
2023-12-0258 minStay RootedS1E30 - The Rooties Review - Girl, InterruptedStephani & Lauren are here to introduce their very first episode of “The Rooties Review”. Try to refrain from cutting your bangs (or don’t) & follow along as the girls recap late 90s classic, Girl Interrupted. As always, there will be hot takes, would you rathers & of course some FMKs. Get in the cab girls, we’re going to Claymoore! Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad
2023-11-281h 02Stay RootedBits & Pieces | E32 - Lizzie, Lizards & Mushrooms, Oh My!Stephani & Lauren are putting on their tinfoil hats in this weeks Bits & Pieces. Listen in as they debate a controversial theory within their friendship: are they outfit-matching-sister-wives or simply both innocent victims of fast fashion? Also, who says that they can’t we make a lasagna at 4 pm on a Tuesday if they feel like it?? They’re buying lizards & mushrooms they probably don’t need, and they’re gonna tell you all about it! Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803...
2023-11-2441 minStay RootedS1E29 - It’s Giving, ThanksStephani & Lauren are feeling extra thankful as they reflect on the evolution of their friendship. They catch-up on all of the things they’ve been up to & celebrate the season of giving thanks the only way they know how, by playing some games. Would they rather get bit by a dog or endure small talk with a stranger?.. tune in & find out. Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad
2023-11-211h 08Stay RootedBits & Pieces | E31 - Who’s Your Paw-PawStephani & Lauren are on their usual Bits & Pieces behavior this week. Listen to the girls ramble on about what they’ve been watching & burn the sage for the moments they probably shouldn’t even have talked about. They’re all over the place in the best kind of way, try and keep up! Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799adRtVBrKlqNFR3V9elMp3I
2023-11-1844 minStay RootedS1E24 - Lauren's Gonna Go FarStephani and Lauren discuss the two night Noah Kahan in Nashville extravaganza. Lauren will talk all about her trip, and Stephani will provide appropriate anecdotes, and we'll all LOL our way through this one... Until we talk about separating from the ones we hold closest, or whatever. The ladies will discuss all the feelings they get with being 100% just them, and how much time they save in TSA. Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad
2023-10-101h 15Stay RootedBits & Pieces | E18 - Baby Bowser’s MomStephani and Lauren talk fungi and family video gaming on this weeks episode. The girls are chatting about song censorship, Mario party character hierarchy, and everything in between. If there's one this about the ladies of Stay Rooted, they're going to tell you something. Stephani gives some hot takes, while Lauren tries to figure out why her second born is eating out of the dog bowl.
2023-08-1934 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E15 - It's Not Full HouseStephani and Lauren chat about some fan feedback and try to digest the fact that you guys are actually listening to & rooting for us too! The jury is still out on the validity of Lauren’s Girl Scout memories & whether or not Stephani’s reoccurring dreams actually mean anything at all. If you’re into conspiracy theories with little to no information to back them, you’re gonna love what they have to say about 'Disney’s AI Cartel Sharks' that are taking over the ocean as we (kind of) know it…
2023-07-2921 minStay RootedS1E11 - It's All About StephaniThis is a story about a girl named Stephani, and how she's living her most Britney life. Get ready for the best friend questionnaire that answers probably none of what you've been wanting to know about the other half of the Stay Rooted co-host duo. Come along as we build an online friendship through the art of oversharing, it's what we're good at. Get Stephani's unpopular opinion, and find out what makes her eyes roll. Arrive for the games, and stay for the silly banter. This week, we're rooting for Stephani.
2023-07-1143 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E12 - Do Not DisturbStephani and Lauren trail their way through topics that have no connection, but plenty of comic relief. The journey has its twists and turns, but the ladies will leave you wanting more. Discover the Danimals/Shania Twain marketing deal you didn't know you needed. And then learn what Stephani is doing to "keep her peace" that drives Lauren absolutely crazy.
2023-07-0826 minStay RootedS1E10 - It's All About LaurenThis episode is all about Lauren, and the ways that she didn't turn out to be Paris Hilton. Get ready for the best friend questionnaire that answers probably none of what you've been wanting to know about this Stay Rooted co-host. Come along as we build an online friendship through the art of oversharing, it's what we're good at. Get Lauren's unpopular opinion, and find out what makes her eyes roll. Arrive for the games, and stay for the silly banter. This week, we're rooting for Lauren.
2023-07-0443 minStay RootedS1E7 - Nothern Comfort AttitudeStephani and Lauren clutch onto their emotional support water bottles, as they discuss things that make them cringe. This episode is all about things the girls find comfort in, and all the terribly uncomfortable things in between. Find out the music they can't stop listening to, and the noises they can't tolerate hearing. Foods that feed their soul, and items that only feed their anxiety. The ladies get personal about what really goes on when you wear a romper in public, and share their newest self care routines with you!
2023-06-1758 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E9 - Happiness for Eight DollarsStephani and Lauren are switching things up again. Because kids are germy and unpredictable, we're coming to you with a reverse order in episodes this week. Get through your Tuesday with the newest Bits & Pieces, where they breakdown our mental status through artistic plant killing. Then reward yourself post-breakdown with the most expensive caramel drizzle you can get your hands on.
2023-06-1318 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E8 - Festival SeasonStephani and Lauren are here for an empowered man-purse. So, make your barely farm-to-table salad, and let's embark on the emotional rollercoaster that is the local festival. With summer around the corner, all anyone wants is a magical family experience, but those kids love a good villain. And the ladies love a good rewards program, even one that involved sketchy carnival games. The girls talk about getting their coffee made RIGHT... or wrong... and still overpaying for it, either way. By the way, when's the last time you watered your plants?!
2023-06-1024 minStay RootedS1E6 - Come as You AreLet's make this house a home, with Stephani and Lauren. Follow the girls as they discuss what it's really like to own your first house, and how it is to live with the family inside of it! Learn the layout of your local hardware store, and get to those paint touch ups someday. They're tidying up, but never throwing away their kids tiny plastic accessories. Don't be stupid. And it's time to get real about the guilt that strikes at every corner of motherhood. So, welcome to the neighborhood.
2023-06-0649 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E7 - Mr. Air HeadHelp Stephani and Lauren protect the endangered species that is the American Mall. Sibling dynamics are crazy, but family will keep you sane. They cancelled cable, and worship Ms Rachel. The limit of streaming services does not exist in their eyes. But, why is bringing a baby through airport security the most hostile experience of all time? TSA, we're looking at you.
2023-06-0327 minStay RootedS1E5 - Primary TherapistStephani and Lauren want to help you get your mental health right, it's the month of awareness, let's be hyper-aware! Their family's are beautiful, but they were probably fighting on the way to ANYTHING you see them out at. Follow up on their Love Languages, and help them understand the venn diagram of mom friendship. Put away your seasonal depression sweater, we're being cool moms for the summer. Catch up on what they're listening to and watching these days. And stop at nothing to protect your peace!
2023-05-3045 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E6 - Friendship Resume Part 2Stephani and Lauren breakdown their first impressions of one another, from early 2000s to early motherhood. Hear about how they started the mom group for 2, and where they fit into their own friend groups outside of motherhood. Review the levels of trust it takes to leave your kid at a friends house, and the level of insanity you feel when your child asks to go to an unknown friend's house for the first time. They're making up for lost time, but they're now staying rooted together. 🌿
2023-05-2717 minStay RootedS1E4 - Mother Artist, The Main WitchStephani and Lauren take a satirical look at the wild women that paved the way for their modern day mama ways. They tell you how they're feeling, trying to break down if they even have a love language, and Stephani shares a thoughtful gift... the thought was there, but it most certainly left. Chat with them about the drama that comes along with pretend play, because Barbie will never be here to defend herself. This is a safe place to spill the dream house tea. Bring your best illusions and witchcraft, this week, we're getting magical.
2023-05-2330 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E5 - Friendship Resume Part 1Stephani and Lauren talk about the “friendship resume” they unintentionally were building for one another since the dawn of MySpace that eventually led to them meeting IRL… and during a global pandemic. They talk about how hard it is to make mom friends as a new mom and debate whether or not it’s appropriate to bring glitter on the 3rd Play Date, even though they hate calling them that.
2023-05-2023 minStay RootedS1E3 - Consumed & ConfusedStephani and Lauren take you along for some of their best, and worst shopping experiences. They'll teach you how to rationalize any purchase, and brush up on your Dollar Spot etiquette. Never forgetting every thing their kids asked for, but always getting home without anything on their list. They ask the age old question, why can't I return my items without leaving my car? And giggle along as they encounter all the wildlife of retail terrain. Don't you dare mention their full hands, it's too late to turn back for a cart.
2023-05-1646 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E4 - Mother's DazeJoin Stephani and Lauren for their Mother's Day special. They're reclaiming the holiday, one breakfast sandwich at a time. Make Mother's Day about the moms! They'll discuss what it takes to get what you want, even if it's just a new emotional support water bottle. And a friendly reminder, literally no one asked for breakfast in bed. Happy National Lauren Month... and Happy Mother's Day from Stay Rooted to all the mamas out there making it happen. We see you, and we're rooting for you.
2023-05-1310 minStay RootedS1E2 - The Mouse, The Rat, & The WolfStephani & Lauren want to hold you accountable. You're invited along as they chat about the infectiously "fun" family trips, and the expensive park schemes that keep your children hysterically crying for more. Find out our comfort movies, and listen to us go way too far into McDreamy's, Grey's malpractice suit. They're taking on more than they can handle, but it'll always be totally fine. Parenthood should be less complicated than a DIY balloon banner. But, is the tooth fairy Spanish?
2023-05-0948 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E3 - The Lunchable MomListen to Stephani and Lauren as they catch up in this episode of Bits & Pieces. Where they uncover Bill Nye's potential ties to the Girl Scouts of America, and advocate for the Lunchables movement. America's favorite charcuterie-adjacent copout. Stumble along as they inaccurately review the concepts of currency, cryptocurrency, and TRILLIONS. You wouldn't want to hire them as your financial advisors, but you're going to want to hear their hot take on capitalism.
2023-05-0611 minStay RootedS1E1 - Your Moms OnlineStephani and Lauren jump from social media adjacent individuals to best mom friends, instantly... during a global pandemic. Their timing was questionable, their journey, nothing short of hysterical. Listen as they reflect on relating to one another during a time we were barely allowed to breathe the same air. They can check off "keeping kids alive during the plague" on their list if things to do, but cannot find any other list they have ever created. Let's unpack our intrusive thoughts, emotional baggage, and any snacks we may have in our bags.
2023-05-0225 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E2 - Painting the PictureStephani & Lauren are back with another “Bits & Pieces” to attempt to recover from the Girl Scout Cookie incident. They also discuss the identity crisis that comes along with a trip to IKEA and the mind games being played on us at your local furniture store. Get inspired or conspire with us, whichever you prefer.
2023-04-2909 minStay RootedBits & Pieces | E1 - Dance, Everyone is WatchingWatch Stephani and Lauren misuse the mic in their first “Bits & Pieces” episode, ever. They discuss the style of unhinged decision-making that anyone raising humans during a global pandemic could relate to. Touching on the feels of being the monkey-in-the-middle of two generations, the millennial parent. They'll be at the PTA meeting, but damn do they miss social distancing. They're your moms on the internet, and always rooting for you!
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