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Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve & Jason Brave the Facebook Marketplace!Jason's wife told him to buy a new iPad while she was on a business trip! He went to the Facebook Marketplace, because losing your kidney in a deal gone bad while you have the kids for the week is great parenting! He made the swap and even sweetened the possible murderer with an extra fiver! Afterwards, his kids got ice cream as he pondered his life choices!2025-07-2816 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve & Jason Get Soaked!Steve got a used kayak from a guy tangentially-related to the Seattle Mariners! Then he flailed like a Muppet in about a foot of water! Jason has had his slippery boat dockings, too! He might also be on the wrong Instagram, apparently! And both dads are excited to see their well-adjusted kids eat it, occasionally!2025-07-2118 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve & Jason Get a Loaner!Steve's car has a ghost! And Jason doesn't know how they start in the first place! Steve says "foot-punching" like it's a normal thing! Jason loves when the service department yells at the mechanic department!2025-07-1419 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve & Jason Get Up To No Good!Jason saw so many adolescent dropkicks that expressed teenage angst and rebellion! Steve and his friends jumped out the back of a school bus with no warning! One is a narc, the other is cool, and get to decide which is which! WORDS ARE DUMB FIGHT ME WITH YOUR HANDS2025-07-0720 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve & Jason Do Hero Stuff!Jason did real hero stuff! Which is surprising to Steve considering (gestures generally towards Jason)! His good deeds also got him some bomb-ass cookies! Being good rocks! Also, Steve is probably seeing random phantoms and his family might be experiencing... the Shinning.2025-06-3022 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve & Jason Go Clamming!Steve learns from a horny clam Miyagi how best to pleasure the beach and Jason agrees to seek him out. Adventure!2025-06-2316 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve & Jason Go To The Park!Everyone has a good time at the park until the crotch is injured! But even a near-testicular laceration cannot deter Jason's son from enjoying some freakin' froyo! Steve regales us about the sad tubes and tires that peppered his childhood parks! And find out why Jason thinks he was a Seinfeld on the playground, but Steve finds his material much more Rickles-esque.2025-06-1617 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve and Jason Take Their Pants Off!Jason can't find a new job because no one knows or will acknowledge how awesome he is! But he also can't get his pants off! Maybe he should think of giving up the joggers and also admit they're really just sweatpants! Steve thinks he can use the situation to grow and learn!2025-06-0916 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve and Jason Overthink the Shower!Jason's family must wear shower shoes in their own showers and Steve has a number system for his bathroom waste and you'll never guess what number three is! Now get in there and make a new number!2025-06-0221 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve and Jason Are Addicted To The Shinn-dig!The guys agree that the best part of playing a sport is getting to choose your walk-up/out music and Jason agrees that Steve is too on-the-nose with his daily music choices! His musical would never work!2025-05-2616 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve and Jason Eat Weird Things!Steve's classmate ate chalk like it was an Altoid! It caused extreme tummy distress! Steve also paid kids to eat june bugs! Jason would rather blow his quarters on Street Fighter II which Steve totally respects! He also doesn't eat weird stuff, no matter what his supposed friends say! And he always goes twosies on McRibs! Steve's dyslexia is music to Jason's ears!2025-05-1914 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve and Jason Remember Supermodels!We're relaunching with a new look, a new season, and the same great taste! Eww!Jason's son made a new Chinese friend in the girl next door! Jason's friends (friend?) used to ask him to play video games for them, too! He swears to it! Both Steve and Jason wonder if the supermodels are all woke now! Steve is concerned that he can only name three supermodels! Jason's high school basketball team was warned not to... enjoy the Swimsuit Issue they'd smuggled onto the bus! Steve heard a guy complaining about not receiving his copy in his...2025-05-1215 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeWhen Irish Upon a StarSteve isn't willing to remove clothing to physically capture and reserve a space because he doesn't care enough, I guess. Meanwhile, Steve and his wife trying to verbally occupy a space just look like a flash mob who lost most of their mob. To Jason, Shinney Quest sounds like a game where everything is fetch quests. Finally, the guys wonder if Joe works in a button-pushing factory, or a button-making factory... either way, he sounds pretty unmanageable.2025-04-2117 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeChrist May Have Risen, But You Died Up ThereSteve proved at Asian comedy night that yes, white people be crazy. Jason once drove over an hour to see someone's comedy set and he's pretty sure he didn't come off as too creepy. Also, Steve got too distracted by the rats to defend the women from the crackheads in what is apparently a regular experience in downtown Seattle. Finally, Steve wouldn't burn a Tesla, but he'd consider both numbers 1 and 2 on one. Buyer beware!2025-04-1419 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeA Tisket, A Tasket, An X-Rated BasketSteve shows Jason an extremely phallic gourd with another special surprise for keen-eyed viewers! Meanwhile, Steve's family also gathered underneath a Christmas swastika to celebrate the season and Jason has just so many questions. Finally, Jason's mom made tiny biscuits for Christmas one year and no, they never let her hear the end of it.2025-03-2413 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeLadies and Gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. Steve AmericaTruly, "while going to the M&M Store, I saw Captain America try to cold cock a dude" is the kind of thing that definitely shouldn't stay in Vegas. Also, if Steve Rogers drops an F-bomb, you know you're on the last page of the comic book. Riker is the kind of freak to hold down someone so his friend could pee on them and we all know it. Finally, Steve (the co-host of this show) is such a dad, OTHER giant teenage boys fall asleep on his shoulder during flights.2025-03-1716 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeBeefin' It With Steve "Xtremely Soft" ShinneySteve took his family skiing and assumed he would be the XTREME MASTER due to his prior snowboarding days. However, despite Jason's protestations to the contrary, once he found the right slope, Steve was hotdoggin' and sandwichin' and just being a really sexy snake. Finally, Jason thinks heaven's foyer is playing a 24/7 video of the worst fails of the new arrivals to the Pearly Gates. Just nards on stair rails all day and all night!2025-03-0316 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeYou Woke Up and Chose VioloquenceSteve's daughter delivered the perfect burn on a potential bully and he couldn't be prouder. Meanwhile, the Nintendo Treehouse remains the most magical place in the world in Jason's mind and he can't wait to mark it off his bucket list someday. Also, Steve has chosen his brother to off him in a zombified scenario because he once beat a traumatized deer to death with a tire iron. Finally, animal heaven must be the best place, because every creature enters pure and whole, so it's just the coolest, most peaceful zoo.2025-01-1315 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThanksgiving Misgivings with Beeves ShinneySteve and his family eschewed Thanksgiving traditions for freezer treats and snowshoeing and the gods (... God?) made him pay for their transgressions. Jason found inconsistencies in the Chiefs Hallmark holiday romance, leading the guys to craft the perfect holiday schmaltz plot. Also, Steve and his friends couldn't even afford the tennis rackets that poor people (and cartoon characters) make snowshoes out of.
Finally, yes, we checked and Patrick Duffy is still alive.2024-12-2317 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeIs She Curious? Is She Sad?Steve's wife saw a guy peeing at public, so of course she checked out what he was packing. Also, if a man decides to pee in public, that's gross, but everyone deserves to look if they want. Can you say if you've ever held your pee just to spite someone? Finally, Steve brings back a Then You Ruined It classic: dog table boosties! And yes, Steve has (or has not) pooped in too many caves for Jason to keep them separate.2024-12-0913 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeWeaponizing Our IncompetenceDoing it right and doing it your way are different concepts we should all grasp to ensure we get along. Jason agrees with Steve's thoughts on another Shinney Swindle to get his daughter into a different swim class and then immediately regrets the validation. Steve plots a murder on the podcast, forgetting that it's public and available to listen by anyone (though very few do, so the chances he'll be caught are slim). Finally, the guys talk about how many podcasts they've hosted and ruined (it's a non-zero number!).2024-11-2514 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeGonna Catch Me Old and GrumpySteve believes that walkin' and talkin' on a speakerphone should exclusively be a social shortcoming of the olds. Jason's eyes are giving up on him by refusing to pick a focus distance to stick with. He also thinks that hair dye should be illegal to sell to those related to someone with impending memory and cognitive decline. Finally, Jason says Steve creates dongless angels every week and you've got one in your ears right now!2024-11-1814 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeYou Shall Be Poop SaladMan, remember the days when everyone loved fartknocker? Jason and Steve remember. Also, Jason avoid teaching putdowns with his son because he doesn't want to equip him with that ammunition just yet. Finally, the guys attempt to craft the perfect, dirty putdown but come up short. It's a great time while they try, though! Oh, and doesn't dongslice feel like only Pauly Shore should say it?
2024-09-1615 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThere's No Joy In The Plumbing BusinessSteve's dyslexia rears its ugly head again and leads him to believe people are giving the rivers STDs. And Jason's precocious sister once tried to increase her medical knowledge and only got more confused. Also, Jason's mom once told a customer something dirty that was surprisingly normal to everyone else in the room. Finally, Steve met a doomsday prepper who can't be bothered by electronic trivialities.2024-09-0218 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThe Code You Don't Bring Home To MotherJason's bosses have all been pretty cool... except for the greasy dude who was almost certainly a homophobe and maybe the one that made him feel dirty about CSS. Meanwhile, Steve's crotch-grabbing teacher gave the kids something to engage them in the classroom: betting on the day's number of Southern readjustments. Also, Steve begs Jason to name any kind of duck other than mallard but he can't be bothered to remember the types of birds he's slaughtered. Finally, metal confetti is just shrapnel, so don't throw it up in the air, regardless of the occasion.2024-08-1216 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeDog Is Woke But Still a Good BoySteve loves dogs! Dogs love Steve! At least, most dogs love Steve. But when one decides he can't be trusted, can Steve move on? Also, just how similar to a dog is Steve? Jason investigates while noting that his height is something that dogs don't seem to like. It's certainly that and no other unfavorable traits to consider!2024-08-0514 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeIt's Deep, It's Hard, and It's PainfulSteve attracts a wide range of dental hygienists to his mouth, from the hygienist-you-wouldn't-bring-home-to-mother to the lady who mistook vinegar for maple syrup. Meanwhile, Jason loves his hygienist and can't suffer anyone else to touch his teeth. And Steve says he appreciated the dullard who comforted him during a difficult dental procedure. Finally, both guys agree that a brief questionnaire should be completed before someone is allowed to access their mouths.2024-07-1514 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeButts Aren't Like SnowflakesSteve can't help slapping any butt that's similar to his wife's even when he knows she's not actually around, so look out Chinese women of a certain build, hair, and coat style! Also, if breasts have cup sizes, do bottoms have bowl sizes? Curious and stupid men want to know! Meanwhile, Jason's children emulate his behavior and slap his butt FAR too aggressively for his sensitive tush to handle. Finally, Steve created a fun, shin-achingly great game to play with his daughter and no one thinks it will catch on.2024-06-0319 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeAI Scream, You Scream, We All Scream About AISteve wants to go on ice cream adventures, naturally, and Jason prefers the same thing every time, as you'd expect. Jason believes lavender is meant for soap and candles, not ice cream, so stop making fragrances tasty; tastemakers confound Jason like a Mindfreak from Criss Angel. Finally, Steve thinks any idea is a good one until someone dies from it.
2024-05-2015 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSuck My Baritone, BritneyJason took his family out to the ballpark, buying them both peanuts AND Cracker Jack, neither of which they cared to get back. He also returned the massive food box he was granted access to and wants a medal or something. Oh, and when someone who is not the main performer sings harmonies to the National Anthem, please don't encourage them. Also, the guys welcome a new podcast character: CHURRO MONSTER! He saves money when necessary and only eats when his budget allows. HE'S SO ZANY! Meanwhile, Steve likes his family frugal so they eat BEFORE the game. Weirdos...2024-05-0622 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeOf Taints And CocklesJason has never prepared a meal in his life and it shows! Meanwhile, Jason's wife is getting targeted ads for saucy products and he'd like to know why. Also, Steve's Letterboxd is basically just Mr. Skin 2.0, so don't ask him to share it with you. And finally, Jason will turn on anything that produces sound to avoid having to hear anyone (including himself) chew food. They're a couple of cool dudes, huh?2024-04-2916 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeTick D*** BoomJason's dad tried to help fend off a tick attack by burning it from a... private place and Steve thinks he actually made it worse. Steve's bud freaked out about nothing until it turned into something and Steve once confused humans with lizards and cost a young man a healthy chunk of flesh. Burrow in and stay a while!2024-04-0815 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeYou Got a Piece Of It, Now Get The Rest Of ItSteve wants more detail out of the album covers his daughter is drawing all over the outside of their house but Jason thinks she should consider her medium of choice first. Jason carried childhood trauma from striking out at the plate all the time into adulthood and it's way worse then. Finally, if time travel were invented, Jason would use it to go back in time and make himself better at sports by... harassing his younger self? The plan needs work.2024-03-2520 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeDave Thomas, Not THAT Dave ThomasSteve ate bugs for money as a youth, but you couldn't pay him ENOUGH to eat these weird-tasting, ruined insects that are crawling around today! And Jason missed out on eating bugs completely and thus, the outrage that would apparently accompany the weird flavor they now possess. He does, however, convince Steve that Rick Moranis could be the key to figuring this whole thing out and they workshop the next Honey I Shrunk movie together.2024-03-0416 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeRoll Them Matrimonial Bones!Jason isn't superstitious, just easily freaked out by most everything. Steve's wife put a mirror in their bedroom and the doppelganger spirit it drowsily conjured ruined his chances of having a healthy start to 2024. Steve thinks the guys should get their mirror selves together to double our podcast output. Finally, Jason sleeps in the nude, and in bed will have food, but combining the two? That's just rude!2024-02-1917 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeDefending Your Right To LaughJason saw Gallagher three times and yes, it gets as old as you think on repeat viewings. Have you ever seen a standup perform in a board room? Steve has and it was... official and pandering. Also, Jason once sold knives to a celebrity of a sort and thought that was his start on the climb to Comediosity. In Steve's mind, he could have been creepier about it.2024-02-1213 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeBetrayal: The Game (Now With Blankets!)What do you think it's called when you cover your buddy's head and beat them mercilessly until they escape? THAT'S A BLANKET PARTY, BABY!!! Also, Jason's finally had too much of Steve's s*** and had to flip the bird at him to stop the BS from flowing. And finally, Steve discovered that if you take the football out of football, NOW you've got a game!2024-01-2220 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve Has a Wife, Two Kids, and Works In a Button FactoryJason imagines Costco pants are super comfortable and double as a cry for help, but his hips don't lie and they're pleading him to start working out. Also, Zoom ruined meeting time poops for Steve until he realized he can fake Wi-Fi issues to do his business.2024-01-1518 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeJake Sully, Famously Played By Tom HanksSteve is weirded out when something is so beautiful he doesn't want to pee on or in it. Also, Jason attempting to hang upside down would be like the grace of a spider hanging from its web being hit by a light wind. Finally, Steve thinks airdropping through the Aurora Borealis would be the ultimate thrill... for him to pee on!2023-12-1113 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeHerpin' and Burpin' with Steve and JasonJason attempted a mini yoink of a garden snake but his kids feared he would anger the snake gods and he relented. The guys contend that "he's halfway to Jesus" sounds like a perfectly cromulent Southern colloquialism for describing the movements of a lizard. Finally, Steve proves that growing up an Idahoan means saying things like "I had to put all of my snakes down and I was very sad" is pretty normal.2023-12-0419 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeEvery Tom, Dick, and Harry I've Gifted Cattle BonesJason relished the chance to show people his giant bone and Steve was so taken with a lady he offered her his finest battle skull. Steve also overcomplicated college by forgetting the two key things he could do at any time: read or masturbate. We also find out that Jason's got a list of Boner Jamz you should never play around him. And finally, a college sex shower (singular) shouldn't require as much planning and forethought as Jason required.2023-11-2717 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeVirile, Penile, DenialSteve describes at least one workout at the gym he doesn't want to do because it requires sharing the same... meatspace as another guy. Jason calling out Steve's terrible visual descriptions somehow leads a conversation about dongs on workout machines to stray ever-so briefly to the subject of accessibility. Together, the guys create a set of themed gyms they'll someday start.
2023-11-1315 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeDenying The Triumvirate of Short, Martin, and ChaseSteve went to one of those "only in a teen movie" high school parties and there was JELL-O WRESTLING. But it wasn't... sexy? Really? Something's wrong here...
Jason missed out on a massive outdoor co-ed mud fight because he didn't want to upset his girlfriend. Also, Steve forces Jason to relive a painful, bullying Pizza Hut-related memory for content because he thinks this is a good replacement for therapy.
Finally, the freedom of high school lunch forced us all to make decisions we either immediately or eventually regretted.2023-10-3019 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeHear, Their, and EverywareSiri regularly provides comedic timing that the best stand-up comedians only wish they could craft and Jason's family just moved on to allowing "butt" and the excitement amongst the parents is palpable. Steve gave up curse words for fresh chocolate chip cookies (and friends, probably). Also, Steve accidentally texted with his dad about how the sex was going with his mom and immediately chucked that phone in a lake. Our dads probably got into exclusive clubs by telling people we were differently-abled and we don't see any shame in that game.2023-10-0916 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeMike Tyson's Purse ForfeitureJason ruined his garage door by failing to think about how and why it works. Also, people keep showing up to Jason's house and stick around until he growls enough for them to catch his drift.
Meanwhile, Steve and Jason can't remember where they were on 9/11, but they sure as heck know their whereabouts when Mike Tyson bit a man's ear off. Finally, Jason's opening a one-man show, George Foreman Calls Things George. Tickets are available starting last Friday and are already sold out.2023-10-0218 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeA Renaissance Painting-Like ReactionJason teaching his son how to shower went great... until it didn't. Meanwhile, Steve thinks showering with a partner is a great time and Jason wishes that were the case, but history has yet to bare that out. Finally, Steve showered with dudes and cultural differences made it more tense than usual.2023-09-1819 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeXeet Xeet If You Like Penile CoronasJason's son unlocked the world when he learned to write "pee pee" while Steve thinks his friendship with Jason has saved both their marriages and he might not be wrong. Also, the guys agree that Jason's biggest drawback (and greatest strength?) is that he needs to get real problems.2023-09-0419 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeA New Kind of CreepJason and his wife criticize each other's lounging pants for fun while the ghost of Jason's once-perky butt haunts him to this day. Steve thinks Bob Saget probably had a very unremarkable butt. Also, Jason understands that men assume their tugs and adjustments are secret, but everyone knows... and Steve with his big black coat was no different.
2023-07-3117 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeI Know, I Know, But I Can Only Do It OnceSteve is far too melodramatic about his nose hairs, but to be fair, it does sound pretty annoying to have that many. However, thanks to a massive fireball that took out all of them, he's literally playing with fire to keep it that way. Meanwhile, Jason has problem with the logistics of the ending to the summer blockbuster movie, Independence Day. Finally, a Chinese custom about sneezing has Steve's kids believing he's basically a god.
2023-05-2916 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeWe Care About the Pissues | Then You Ruined ItSteve saw a man peeing on a bank and that man saw Steve seeing him peeing on a bank, and Jason would be terrified to be caught peeing in public, but if it were a bank, would he become a hero, the leader of a movement? Also, the guys agree that, once you've gone inside, you must find a bathroom or else the social contract is broken. Also, DON'T PEE ON THINGS PEOPLE KISS.
2023-05-0816 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeParental Controls Mean No Control At All | Then You Ruined ItToo much electronic juice on the eyeballs ruins life for both Jason and Steve's kids. Also, Jason's kids are bad at lying and that's... a bad thing? Finally, one of the stupidest things Steve has ever said was, "Tonight, I can't play Zelda, because I'm working on my screenplay."2023-04-0317 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeRee-ooh? Rai-ooh? Seriously, Let's Call The Whole Thing Off | Then You Ruined ItSteve can't replace his wife, so he decides his phone will have to do and he's also taking pictures of... things in the bathroom? Don't worry, we talk about that as well as his position on Street Fighter sex appeal and whether or not the fandom should require hand checks. Finally, Jason questions Steve's impersonations of problematic celebrities.
2023-03-2718 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeMessed Around and Got the Hoobastank | Then You Ruined ItThe guys agree that makin' married whoopie takes commitment and planning. Jason says it's all too taboo, but Steve thinks he shares TMI. Steve also knew ahead of everyone else that Forrest Gump wasn't that great so he skipped it while his daughter tries to inform people about the illuminati through 50-year-old dance trends. It's an eye-opening episode!
2023-03-1318 minSteve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeBadabababa... I'm Hating This | Then You Ruined ItJason wants to impulse buy a house, but luckily there are adults in the room and Steve thinks he should just pull into the drive thru and order his McMansion. Steve is also set on making his family into ghosts because they'd be so much easier to deal with, so maybe don't trust his advice.2023-03-0621 minSteve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeLion's Loins IS In The Bible | Then You Ruined ItJason got this show censored on TikTok and it was actually totally Steve's fault (for an actually dumb reason) and Steve got censored in high school for lazy wordplay. Also, the guys remember when Jason ruined an aspiring cartoonist's life with his criticism and found his life's calling in the process.
2023-02-2017 minSteve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeTired: Californication; Wired: FLORIDARNIA | Then You Ruined ItSteve thinks a minotaur got hit by a car in Florida and Jason has a hard time convincing him otherwise, while Jason thinks a Narnia-like portal in Florida is what causes all the craziness and... ya know, Florida things. Also, is it possible that Jason's boring Kansan upbringing ruins witnessing anything fantastical in this world? And finally, Steve's wife ruined The Lone Ranger for Steve by failing her casting call.2023-02-1317 minSteve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThanks, Tom Morello! | Then You Ruined ItSteve ruins stick shifts by thinking that knowledge is like bike riding while Jason spent his Thursday nights in college surrounded by local pizza and SmackDown. Steve's buddy's dad ruined the sounds of a car engine for all of us and the guys remember a time when a bad internet connection could ruin a relationship.2023-02-0615 minSteve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimePoof Consent | Then You Ruined ItSteve ruined showering for his buddies by leaving body hairs on the communal soap and Jason ruins poofs for men by refusing to use their proper name. Finally, Steve ruins skin care by jumping straight to a pumice stone for his entire body.
2023-01-3020 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeBaby, Christmas Shoes | Then You Ruined ItJason ruins the wholesome modern Christmas classic song, The Christmas Shoes. Observations include:
Thinking the song is actually sung as a parody by Parker/Stone is the most perfect summation of the song ever
All contemporary Christian band lead singers sound the exact same, come fight us
A song that should make you feel for the child lead instead turns him/them into a zombie choir
Rather than pray for the boy, the protagonist makes it all about him
TCS ruins rhyme schemes for Steve, and that's the most unforgiveable part
A Bible would be a much better...2022-12-2618 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeOf Things Oral and Aural | Then You Ruined ItJason can't stand your loud chewing and lip smacking and will passive-aggressively drown you out with whatever volume control is handy while Steve calls Jason on his hypocrisy and shames his own oral aural foibles. Steve also has a terrible idea to try out and thinks his scientific reasoning will beat Jason's emotional responses.2022-12-1218 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeStop By The Gift Shop, Tell 'Em Chairman Mao Send Ya! | Then You Ruined ItAlligators (could) ruin Steve's Airbnb by body slamming the windows open while Jason ruins the magic of Disney by assuming its "magic" would just keep the gators at bay. Steve also ruins the House of Mouse in so many ways, including demystifying the hotels and forcing his kids to wait and order their gift shop toys online when they get home. Finally, Jason admits that his amazing, memorable finds at the Disney Store are now completely forgotten.
2022-12-0516 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeAYTA (Are You This A**hole?) | Then You Ruined ItSteve's son rightfully asked what else that big, beautiful glacier can do, Mardi Gras is ruined by Jason's youthfulness, and Steve's dad ruined a lame vacation by taking away the hacky sack. It's a vacay bummer, but it's also here for your amusement, so enjoy!2022-11-1418 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSad(ly Not Sad At All About That) | Then You Ruined ItSteve laments the lack of llamas in Jason's life, while Jason is sad (not sad) about it. An innocent woman had her day (life?) ruined when she was covered in llamit (llama vomit), all because Steve can't be gentle with the animals. Finally, Jason writes a cute little jingle you'll be singing for days.2022-11-0716 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeMore Like a Gray Reflective Surface | Then You Ruined ItSteve's phone hears him speaking Chinese and serves him ads to compliment his bilingual lifestyle, while both guys just wish someone would pay them to talk about their balls. Steve's Chinese mother-in-law once had photos taken that are apparently used pretty widely across social media, and Jason would rather you talk about his expensive phone than his rather nice, tall hair.2022-10-3118 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeRunning Afowl of the BLM | Then You Ruined ItSteve nearly ruins the show with a simple misunderstanding, but Jason sets things straight rather quickly. After that, Steve tried to push a semi truck out of the mud with his teenaged friends, while Jason's dad just wanted a nice little plot of land to shoot some ducks on. Finally, Steve contemplates his goat heritage, while Jason thinks he's just a bit sheepish.2022-10-2420 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeBullet Brothers | Then You Ruined ItWhen a kid on the youth baseball team you coach has bullets, YOU MAKE THE CALL. Also, Jason recalls having unfettered access to shotguns and more as a child and not really giving it a second thought. And since bullets are made to travel quickly and efficiently through the air, how do they fare in the human digestive system? Steve files his report in this episode of Then You Ruined It!
Podcast album artwork by Your Seventh Inning Scorecaller, Jason Sigler
2022-10-0318 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeHead-to-toe Yak Spit | Then You Ruined ItWhen it comes to wild animals, the guys agree that "safaris" are great fun until mortal danger is introduced. And just why is Steve known as THE MONKEY KING in China? Finally, does Jason's hairstyle get him in trouble with the more flamboyant birds? All of this and more in the latest buffalo (bison?)-sized episode of Then You Ruined It!
Original episode artwork by The Monkey King himself, Steve Shinney
Podcast album artwork by The Cock of the Walk, Jason Sigler2022-09-2622 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeShut Up, Knuckle Down, and Get There | Then You Ruined ItJason's wife nearly ruined their trip when time zones temporarily confused her, Steve ruins all car trips by declaring they are dictatorships, and Jason learns just how often Steve finds himself over-beveraged. 2022-09-1218 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeYub Nub Hubbub Let's Go and Get Some Grub | Then You Ruined ItJason rarely speaks up but with all the speaking he and Steve do, that's hard to believe. Both guys agree that nachos in a novelty baseball helmet ruin absolutely nothing, and Steve and his son thought it was Taco Time, but no, that time was long past.2022-08-0819 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeRobot Harassment With Your Jimmy Clogging Everything Up | Then You Ruined ItIn this hilarious look back at some previous episodes of this very podcast, we're reminded that Steve hates robots, his parents rolled the Jimmy and NEVER TOLD HIM, he proposed a surprisingly acceptable medical theory, he was reminded of Jason's nude sleeping ways thanks to him talking about Dorito dust in the sheets, and regaled us with stories about a Utah-appropriate sex shop?
Yep, when you're the guy who edits the show, everything's coming up Steve!2022-07-1120 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeOne Good Dumba** Deserves Another Dumba** | Then You Ruined ItSteve tries to ruin Starter jackets for Jason but that's simply not possible, Jason's brother ruined his stuff when it got stolen (or sold them for drug/beer money), and Steve thinks Jason's dad kept the wheels of justice greased for his sons with his plumbing skills.2022-06-2717 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeJello, Chopsticks, and Freshmen Boys | Then You Ruined ItJason ruins a pivotal moment in Steve's cultural development by trying to make it sexual (it was not), then Steve ruins Jason's college friendships that were based entirely on pity (they were not) and then they both ruin Chinese culinary implements by discussing whether or not chopsticks fold (they do not).2022-06-2017 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeYelling Isn't Acting, Mr. Carrey | Then You Ruined ItSteve ruined comedy and debate in tandem with his repurposed comedy bits in high school, Jason ruined forensics (not the CSI kind) and the Princess Bride by breaking his girlfriend's foot, and Steve actually saved his classmates from seeing his chubbiness in a bikini by welching on a bet. Call it a win?2022-05-3016 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThings Touching Things | Then You Ruined ItJason's partner and daughter conspire to ruin pants for him, Steve ruined life for a drug user just looking to offload some swag, and Jason ruins Steve's spot-on analysis by disagreeing with it.2022-05-0916 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve's Precious Everett Silvertips | Then You Ruined ItSteve ruins white trashhood by claiming but not being able to prove it, Jason ruins hot tubs and beers by enjoying them at the ballpark, and both guys agree on the best method to find the rich people at a sporting event.2022-04-0415 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeToo Good At The Busting | Then You Ruined ItSteve ruins invisible people sleepwalking into your bed, Jason argues that Ghostbusters 2 ruined ghostbusting for the Ghostbusters, and Steve returns to ruin car rides with his lethally-detestable jokes.
2022-03-2819 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeDigital Doctor Don't Diagnose Doody | Then You Ruined ItSure, a digital doctor is a cool idea until you realize that can't really do anything for you. Jason ruins Steve's pretension by just being a loathsome, hateable human being, while Dr. Steve ruins life for everyone with fluids.2022-02-1417 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeUtah-Appropriate Sex Shop | Then You Ruined ItSteve nearly ruined the life of a swimsuit model-turned-professor with his front page news while Jason ruins Clark Kent by suggesting he learn Photoshop. Also, Steve reminisces about his favorite porn shop back in Utah.2022-01-3116 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeFun, Fun, Fun 'Til Daddy Gives Steve His Jimmy | Then You Ruined ItSteve's parents ruin love and honesty for him when they fail to relay important family updates to him. Jason wants a chance to ruin Japan before he dies and also avoids ruining Skype calls with his mom by leaving out the chance for bummers. Finally, Jason ruins the podcast by forcing Steve to get back to the Jimmy.2022-01-2419 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeDumpster Zebra | Then You Ruined ItSteve ruins the office for Jason by informing him that he is the office mooch. Everyone ruins donuts for Jason by cutting them in half. And Steve and his son have zebras ruined for them because it's truly what they deserve.2021-12-2716 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeWhat's In Your Wallet? ANOTHER WALLET! | Then You Ruined ItSteve and his daughter ruin the lives of some fine American robots for a few laughs. Steve also ruins Jason's reputation by comparing him to Facebook. And Jason ruins his algorithm by daring to buy something off of Instagram.2021-12-2016 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeDo This To Your Bishop | Then You Ruined ItJason reveals why his distaste for dumb people has found him few friends while Steve is happy to welcome them, even introducing new sign language to a sometimes divided crowd. Jason then ruins sex for everyone by describing how he gets it (and no, it doesn't involve white supremacy) while Steve ruins his chances of ever being a real somebody.2021-12-1315 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeDon't You Forget About Steve | Then You Ruined ItSteve thinks highly of his role as a volunteer coach, but Jason ruins that perspective for him. Zip ties ruin a feeling of security by clipping off the dangly bits. Both guys ruin one another's names, though Steve comes out all the better for it.2021-12-0613 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThis Was Supposed To Feed The Turkey | Then You Ruined ItJason is thrilled that Steve finally got his own tornado, but the experience was less than death-defying and thus. ruined. Both guys are thankful, however, that their families were never forced to raise and then sacrifice their dinners. Stay tuned after the outro to see what Jason really thinks about Steve's dad jokes (hint: they ruin things).2021-11-2915 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeMcDonald's: Facebook For Your Insides | Then You Ruined ItSteve attempts to ruin good, sweet sauces for Jason, but the thickest of dripping dips cannot be sullied with his flimsy meddling! Leave it to Steve's friend to do that. Also, does Winger sound like weiner? A Then You Ruined It investigation.2021-11-0814 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeHalf-Nudist On My Father's Side | Then You Ruined ItAdam Sandler has a new character to try out and it's a real throwback! Also, Jason ruins peeing in the shower AGAIN, this time blaming it on his targeting computer. Finally, Steve disagrees with Jason's stance on nudist bathroom habits and Steve's wife has had enough with these filthy standers.2021-10-1116 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeBob Ross' Boner | Then You Ruined ItSteve's family's tent touched butts with another family's tent and now it's weird. Also, Steve's wife might be trying to tell him something about ... kayak size. Finally, Jason once built a tent out of sticks and a sheet, ruining camping for everyone involved.
2021-10-0417 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeNo Dog, Get Problems | Then You Ruined ItSteve's wife ruins the childhood dream of getting a dog while Steve's mom ruins his life with a simple, solitary, well-intentioned statement.
2021-09-0717 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeBoom, Wham, Thank You, Ma'am | Then You Ruined ItChinese families ruin Steve's dinner with heckling, while Steve a teenage date by smoothly thumbing her in the eye. Finally, Steve ruined soccer for one kid who probably loved butt slaps.2021-08-3014 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeDo You Even Lift, Son? | Then You Ruined ItSteve's son ruins the gym for 18-year-old girls while Steve ruins his son's pants, causing irreparable, psychological damage. Jason ruined fitness for his daughter by forgetting about it completely.2021-08-2315 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThe O.G. Cornholer | Then You Ruined ItSteve's son got beanbagged in the beanbags and Jason wants a full, Zapruder film-like investigation to determine intent, while Jason's son ruins every morning with his surgical strikes on his dad's sensitive area. Also, Steve ruined his school newspaper with his sophomoric games.2021-08-0215 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeMan-Date With a Guy I Hate | Then You Ruined ItJonathan Coulton ruined a work relationship for Steve (don't worry, it was actually Steve's fault, Jonathan is still fine ... right? Has he been canceled? Oh snap, he got canceled, didn't he?) and Jason ruined college for a gay friend who was just being friendly and awkward.2021-07-1214 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeNature, I'm Coming Into You | Then You Ruined ItSteve's wife ruins bald eagles for his family, Steve ruins Twitter for everyone that doesn't gush about birds, and Jason ruins an early No Doubt classic.2021-06-2816 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThe Illuminaughty Pee-ple | Then You Ruined ItJason ruins the pool for his daughter, but maybe saves the bathroom for Steve and all the rest of us? Steve ruins his son's life with his family's pee jugs and then turns his attention to Jason as he attempts to saddle him with a sex offendership.2021-06-2117 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeIdaho Boner-Inducing Potatoes | Then You Ruined ItTwo presidential administrations sent Steve's family food care packages, guess which one ruined Taco Bell beef in the process? Also, Jason's parents ruined a visit by sending ahead their own steaks and Steve's mom ruined her daughter's wedding, the same wedding where Jewish people were unwittingly disrespected. It was pretty epic.2021-05-2418 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeRemember the Blate | Then You Ruined ItSteve ruins both plates and bowls simultaneously, rats ruin Steve's prized blate (no, that's not a typo), and Steve's dad ruins his chances of having a girlfriend as a youth.2021-04-2615 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThe Tooth Hurts | Then You Ruined ItJason ruins dental care as his has always been exemplary and that makes Steve want to punch his teeth out. Steve's father-in-law ruined their first trip together when he confused trains with buses.2021-03-0117 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeRISKing Manhood | Then You Ruined ItJason ruins HeroQuest because he had no friends to play with and thus tried to teach his mom how to play. Steve's kids ruin several things, including "bow-chicka-WOW-WOW", LEGO, and vaginas. Steve also tries to ruin the Beauxbatons girls from Harry Potter, but you can't ruin perfection.2021-02-2216 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeWorkin' It In The Workshop | Then You Ruined ItIn this festive episode, the guys ruin Santa, Christmas, and pasta. Steve also ruins Jason's audio, probably out of spite.2021-01-2516 minSteve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeChase That Yellow High | Then You Ruined ItAs the guys settle on their new podcast purpose, Jason gets weird about his obvious love for Outback Steakhouse while Steve recognizes his wussier traits as factors of an outside nature. Also, Steve ruins Jason being a sweet, funny dad to his preschool-aged son.2021-01-1113 min