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StorylordsEpisode 66: Skyscrapers & LotteriesRich unveils the hidden secret behind a lottery that gives you a better life, Jeff returns to the mystery of what the heck is even happening to Johnny Long, and Josh showcases that sometimes the buck-nastiest worlds take their toll just as hard as ours!
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StorylordsEpisode 65 - Vines & InfectionsJeff drops a tale of a long-awaited duo doin' what they do, Rich digs deep into a brand new worlds' darkest secret, and Josh sends The Flamingos on their most dangerous, and heart wrenching, mission yet!
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StorylordsMid-Season Break E-Mail Spectacular!YOU ASKED AND NOW WE'VE ANSWERED! Two hours plus of e-mails sent in by lovely listeners like yourself that we painstakingly answer with either the truth or at least a pretty good joke. It's a smorgasbord of Q's and A's!
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StorylordsEpisode 64: Deities & DelusionsJeff dives into the deepest, darkest recesses of the mind, Rich reveals just how bad it can possibly get in the Omniverse, and Josh finally gets back to a story YOU, yes you, have been waiting for forever! THE MID-SEASON CLIFFHANGER EP!
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StorylordsEpisode 63: Rebirths & MalfunctionsJosh's story goes completely off the rails, Rich's tale delves into the psyche of a human jock strap AND makes you care about him, and Jeff's tales diverge into comedy and tragedy at the intersection of STORYLORDS!
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StorylordsEpisode 62: Pets & Murder MysteriesRich proves that if science CAN go wrong, it WILL go wrong, Jeff pulls the curtain back on the REAL monsters behind Wall Street, and Josh copyright infringes a song JUST enough to get us into trouble on THE RETURN OF STORYLORDS!
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StorylordsEpisode 61: Clowns & BetrayalsSEASON 3: EPISODE 9
It's the April Fools Switcheroo! What do you mean it's April 14th? Rich tackles fantasy, Jeff takes on science fiction, and Josh dives into horror on this once a year goof-around-and-find-out type episode! It's a wild one, folks.
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StorylordsEpisode 60: Snipers & Unusual Tools with VidaZen!SEASON 3: EPISODE 8
GUEST STARRING GREG "VIDAZEN" GERVASI!
Josh tells a harrowing tale of nudity and phone booths, special guest VidaZen puts the pedal to the metal for love AND murder, Jeff introduces a different new gross horror than last time, probably, and Rich ends an entire universe in the name of character development! Not ours though, it's fine.
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StorylordsEpisode 59: Amnesia & ShipwrecksSEASON 3: EPISODE 7
Jeff's mystery veers hard into terrifying insanity, Rich's omniversal tale gets even more dire stakes, and Josh writes an adorable lil' bedtime story for a precocious scamp! Sort've.
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StorylordsA Little More Lords!MID-SEASON BREAK 1
Every few episodes this season we're gonna take a break from writing and do something a little less strenuous - this time we decided to ask each other incredibly personal questions, which kinda defeats the point, but we had a great time! And maybe became better friends? Adorable.
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StorylordsEpisode 58: Handcuffs & TransformationsRich's experiment in the applied science of the multiverse begins in earnest, Jeff takes the mysterious disappearance of Madeline Brooks to a wild new reveal, and Josh's haphazard heroes find themselves at the mercies of a new friend worse than any foe! Also: Jokes!
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StorylordsEpisode 57: Spelunking & FortressesJeff's mystery gets back on track as Johnny Long meets his true horror: his new partner, Josh's rapscallion heroes find themselves even deeper in the giggledirt, and Rich pulls back the curtain to reveal connections you never imagined in the Omnizone!
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GoosebudsEp 190 - 'Dragon's Heaven' & 'Angel's Egg'Prepare for something a bit different, Goosebuddies! While Chad flees the LA fires (don't worry; he's safe), Paul and Kevin gather to talk about two pieces of non-R.L. media they enjoy. The anime OVA classics: 1988's 'Dragon's Heaven' by Makoto Kobayashi and 1985's 'Angel's Egg' by Mamoru Oshii. Both about girls wandering desolate apocalypse landscapes. Hope you enjoy this departure from our usual fare. We're exploring more art to discuss for this podcast and want to hear from you about it on Patreon! OFF TOPICS: Spyro, Sauna 2000, 2D vs 3D Games, Storylords!, SuperTry Intros D...2025-01-221h 40
StorylordsEpisode 56: Oil & ParasitesSEASON 3: EPISODE 4
GUEST STARRING KEVIN COLE!
We're joined by the newest honorary Lord, the Lord of Games, Kevin Cole, who weaves a tale set inside his brand new Stone Song TTRPG world and also the normal three dumdums tell their stories too, sorry fellas there's a word limit lol.
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StorylordsEpisode 55: Diners & Long-Lost SiblingsSEASON 3: EPISODE 3
Rich's science fiction goes science horror when twin sisters meet, Jeff's pulp horror goes family horror when twin sisters meet but different, and Josh's high fantasy gets high as a kite as enemies become... well not quite lovers yet, but we're all holding out for that, right?
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StorylordsEpisode 54: Time & BenchesSEASON 3: EPISODE 2
Jeff introduces us to YET ANOTHER DETECTIVE and his season's plot, Josh creates the most perfect buddy cop scenario you've ever seen in your life, and Rich tells a tale of a gross weird weaboo living his sweatiest dreams.. OR IS HE?!
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StorylordsEpisode 53: Peaches & TrophiesSEASON 3: EPISODE 1
The Lords returneth... for season 3! Josh brings us up to speed with the world of Daranos and just what the hell even happened after last seasons finale! Rich opens up a brand new world of spine-tingling sci-fi with the introduction of The Omni-Zone! Jeff dives back into the history of horror with a tale that's sure to make you poop-pants, AND HOW, set during World War II!
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StorylordsSeason 2 RECAPThe Lords sit down and discuss what went right, what went wrong, and what was generally arousing about season 2 of the podcast! But really they mostly just tangent off about a million other things and have a laugh.
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StorylordsTRIVIA SHOW-DOWN pt. 2 with Kevin Cole!GUEST STARRING KEVIN COLE!
The Lords are infamous for not being able to remember the specifics of their own stories - but just how true is this hurtful joke at our expense? Kevin Cole joins us as Quizmaster to find out the answer in a Trivia Show-Down with user submitted questions! This is part 2 cause we did it for a very long time.
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StorylordsTRIVIA SHOW-DOWN pt. 1 with Kevin Cole!GUEST STARRING KEVIN COLE!
The Lords are infamous for not being able to remember the specifics of their own stories - but just how true is this hurtful joke at our expense? Kevin Cole joins us as Quizmaster to find out the answer in a Trivia Show-Down with user submitted questions! This is part 1 cause we did it for a very long time.
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StorylordsEpisode 52: Bosoms & ButterfliesTHE GRAND FINALE OF SEASON 2 OF STORYLORDS IS HERE!!!
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StorylordsEpisode 51: Orbs & PsychosisThe final countdown begins! Jeff's troupe faces imminent demise at the hands of Nil! Josh's weirdos ride the wave of destruction toward the Golden Lich! And the fate of all universes comes down TO ONE DECISION in Rich's grand finale! Wait, isn't this there one more episode...?
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StorylordsEpisode 50: Sharks & Self-DestructionTHE GRAND FINALE STARTS HERE! Rich serves an all-out bloody war for reality! Josh weaves a time-spanning betrayal! Jeff exposition dumps HARD! It's all down to the wire!
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StorylordsEpisode 49: Beer & RollerskatesJeff's ragamuffins arrive at the evil hideout, Rich's roustabouts discover the man (dog?) behind the curtain, and Josh's freaks of nature band together to put on the best darn circus this town has ever seen - FOR THE FATE OF THE WORLD! Wait, wasn't clowns last time? Did I read that wrong? Well, whatever. Enjoy!
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StorylordsEpisode 48: Dracula & ClownsRich reveals the secret origins of one of his beloved characters and it's DRACULA?! Josh's dommy mommy villainess steps closer to her ultimate goal and a skeleton is DRACULA?! Jeff's bunch of weirdos finally make it to Gestalt headquarters but won't stop talking about DRACULA?! This episode is about Dracula.
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StorylordsEpisode 47: Signposts & UnderworldsTimelines collide as Josh's heroes face off against a Skeleman cult - the worst kinda! Plotlines converge as The New Spooky Squad meet up with some season one weirdos you like in Jeff's tale! Rich's dangling plot threads suddenly become ROCK SOLID and blow your mind right back through the Omniverse! STORYLORDS!!
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StorylordsEpisode 46: Tournaments & CheeseJeff brings us a showdown with death! Or does he... Rich gives his heroine a life-or-death of the universe decision to make! Or maybe a dog does? Then finally Josh shows us just what a dwarf will do for love! And he WILL do THAT!
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StorylordsEpisode 45: Junkyards & BodybuildersRich drops the bomb on you, baby, with a post-apocalyptic style, Josh spins a yarn of true romance and outright metal on metal warfare, and Jeff creates the most tension-filled family dinner since the last one he attended personally!
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StorylordsEpisode 44: Dick & DommJosh brings us the buck-nastiest dungeon ritual this side of the Pain Mines dark site, Jeff brings together a new team against the horrors of the inhuman secret society Gestalt, and Rich tries his hand at a brand new genre with even MORE erudite crocodile men!
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StorylordsEpisode 43: Baking & StaffsJeff's bunch of weirdos face off against a triple threat of horrors beyond reckoning, Rich's weirdos traverse hell itself for answers to burning questions, and Josh's weirdos reach across time and space to survive an unknowable foe! WEIRDOS EVERYWHERE!
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StorylordsMid-Season Q&A Pt. 2Life and work has gotten in the way of the Lords' storytelling once more so it's time for our first ever MID-SEASON Q&A! We got such an influx of questions from our lovely patrons this time around that we're splitting the Q&A episode into two parts! This is the second and final part of us self-aggrandizing and grandstanding with some questions and next week is a brand new regular episode!
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StorylordsEpisode 42: Bazookas & ReligionRich gets risque to almost the point of changing the purpose of our podcast, Josh introduces a BRAND NEW beloved character, he swears, and Jeff finally weaves his narrative together for once! The stories have started rocketing towards a grand finale!
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StorylordsEpisode 41: Laboratories & CucumbersGUEST STARRING VIDAZEN!
Rich tugs at your heart strings, Greg introduces the greatest character ever made, Jeff finally puts ghost cats in a story, and Josh's heroes FINALLY make it to Graal!...or do they? They do. ...or do they?
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StorylordsEpisode 40: Rivers & GraffitiJeff breaks the page count for another monster mash up of intrigue and mystery, Rich brings the heroes of a hundred timelines face to face with the final results(?) of their arduous journey, and Josh reveals the truth about the unstoppable threat facing all of Daranos instead of finishing that ant story or whatever!
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StorylordsEpisode 39: Cooking & IncantationsJosh blows your balls off with ANOTHER battle of the bands you'll never forget, Rich illustrates the dangers of loving a joke character too much, and Jeff finally stops To Be Continued-ing your heart with some BIG SHOCKS!
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StorylordsEpisode 38: Coffee & TaxidermyRich brings his heroes face-to-face with ultimate evil - CLAMPS! Jeff forces his heroes to face an enemy they can't just bash to death for once, and Josh revels in hot brown cat-digested Daranosian intrigue like always!
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StorylordsEpisode 37: Axes & BlacksmithsFollowing a run-in with real life Miasma the boys are BACK! Jeff takes nerds down a peg with Jason, Josh makes an axe so rad even Axewound can't handle it, and Rich brings it on home with the return of a cowboy so beloved he uses the same voice for half a dozen other characters!
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StorylordsEpisode 36: Trombones & MiasmaONLY REAL 'BONERS NEED APPLY! Josh brings us part 2 of a daring ANTventure, Jeff brings us part 2 of whatever was going on with T.K. and Ghost Dips, and Rich brings us part 10 of the time-bumpin' shenanigans of his merry weirdos!
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StorylordsEpisode 35 - Cryptids & PassagesMerry December 28th, Storysquires! To celebrate the festivities all three Lords: Jeff, Rich, and Josh, have all agreed to pen holiday themed one-shots for everyone! ...but do even one of them follow even ONE of the prompts?
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StorylordsEpisode 34: Cowboys & FungusRich takes us WAY back to the Wild West but ties it in somehow THE MANIAC, Josh tells the tell of bloody ant revenge with maximum ant puns AND yo mama jokes, and Jeff creates his own Urkel! There's other stuff too, just listen already, GOD
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StorylordsEpisode 33: Blood & FestivalsJosh reveals the finale fate of a beloved book, I mean character, Jeff weaves a tale of a small-town serial killer on the loose, and Rich brings us an explosive turning point in his new Omniversal saga! THIS IS A BURNING HOT ONE!
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StorylordsEpisode 32 - Cards & SerpentsJeff brings back a beloved character and introduces a new one to hate (also horror stuff), Rich sends his beloved HUM13 and others on a road trip for the truth (also sci-fi stuff), and Josh gives the highest stakes in Daranos to it's slitheriest little guy (also fantasy stuff)!
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StorylordsEpisode 31 - Hogs & RiftsRich brings us a sci-fi comedy tale of grief, pain, anguish, and hatred that'll have you in stitches, Jeff brings us the end of the two-part Frankenstein vs. Witch vs. Mafia syfy channel movie we've all been waiting for, and Josh brings the war back to our heroes whether they like it or not as Daranos' fate heats up, sexual style!
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StorylordsEpisode 30 - Princesses & AnachronismsJosh continues the harrowing tale of a Dracula vs. an oncoming apocalypse caused by reading, Jeff opens the journal of a hardboiled detective caught between a witch and an international crime syndicate, and Rich brings us home with another step on the jounrey to understanding the unfolding fate of a brand new Omniverse!
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StorylordsEpisode 29: Inns & LibrariesJeff brings us a spooktacular haunt of innocent youth coming face to face with unspeakable horror in classic Goosebumpsian style (he promises), Rich regales us with a look into the past of his brand new Sci-Fi universe that introduces the most beloved Italian stereotype in the history of our show - and also two new lovably main characters I guess, and Josh brings us on home with a look into the fate of a seemingly one-off joke character from several episodes ago that gets REAL AS CRAP at the end! You won't wanna miss it.
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StorylordsEpisode 28 - Mountains & RevengeRich brings us a Sci-Fi tale with enough worldbuilding to put Sanderson to shame, Josh dishes out a Fantasy take on one of the greatest films ever made but better somehow(?), and Jeff caps off the summer with a Horror unimaginable to uncorrupted minds - small-town America!
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StorylordsEpisode 27 - Fractures & PromisesTHE STORYLORDS ARE BACK!
Rich ended the first season and begins the second season with a brand new sci-fi universe with so many new characters to kill available in it you'll never get a moment's rest!
Jeff returns to one-shot horror with a sci-fi/horror mashup that threatens to alter your perception of life and death but also make you dook!
Josh returns to Daranos in style with a brand new broken status quo after The Flamingos daring finale last season! What will become of the land of Daranos in this brave new world?! It'll give you a bone, that's...2023-09-042h 11StorylordsSeason One Q&A - Part 2The Storylords have returned to their thrones and are ready to answer all of your hottest, most burning questions about the stories they've crafted! And because we got 33 of 'em we're splitting it into two parts - here's part two! Thanks for all the emails, Storysquires!
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StorylordsSeason One Q&A - Part 1The Storylords have returned to their thrones and are ready to answer all of your hottest, most burning questions about the stories they've crafted! And because we got 33 of 'em we're splitting it into two parts - here's part one!
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StorylordsEpisode 26 - Echoes & FathersTHE SEASON ONE FINALE IS HERE! Poignant, action-packed, deeply crass, and everything else you've come to love about Storylords, join us here at the end of all things (for this season)!
Josh opens up a brand new realm of possibilities that will keep you rock hard LONG after doctor's recommend you go to ER - all the way into next season!
Jeff brings his unlikely, unlovable heroes face to face with an apocalypse 90 years in the making and so far beyond screwed it's ridiculous! Can they possibly survive - let alone save the world from unimaginable never-ending terror?
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StorylordsEpisode 25 - Towels & OuthousesThe penultimate episode of the season brings us two gigantic ramp-ups to the very end and one explosive ending story that you have to hear to believe!
Jeff's plucky weirdos finally make it into the final stretch to stop the ritual once and for all but things aren't what they seem in this thrill-a-minute action tale!
Rich seals the book on this chapter of The Omniverse as our heroes plucked from across time and space finally have no choice but to come fact to chrome face with The Technomancer, the source of all evil across existance!
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StorylordsEpisode 24 - Ice & MonolithsThe Lords bring the season towards three spectacular climaxes (if you know what I mean) with a tall, cold prompt for refreshment afterward!
Josh's Daranos rockets towards the reveal of stunning secrets about the fate of the entire world plus goblins get DOWN and DIRTY in it, gd!
Rich's Omniverse has a fate hanging in precarious balance across multiple dimensions as our heroes decide once and for all what must be done about The Technomancer!
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StorylordsEpisode 23 - Pacts & SacrificesUnholy rights and dark promises bring us back to The Three Realms once more for stories of terror, wonder, and honestly a lot of horniness if we're being honest - again!
Rich's Omniverse hangs on a string as a dark deal must be made for the fate of existence across all dimensions! But will this deal save us all or spell our utter annihilation?
Jeff's precocious ghost hunters The Candle Cousins stumble into a dark conspiracy a century in the making they will never understand in patented Spookyvision!
Josh's unimaginably toyetic antiheroes The Flamingos go on their most dangerous mission...2023-06-122h 36
StorylordsEpisode 22 - Debts & Break UpsThe Storylords return with harrowing tales of lost love and the toll it takes!
Jeff brings us back to Spookyvision's seedy world of Frankenstein P.I. for the return of a long-awaited friend... or foe? ...or maybe more than one? Just listen to the story.
Rich's Omniverse opens up wide as he reveals the true machinations of what's been going on beyond our scope of vision this entire time! Has the Technomancer truly finally won?
And finally Josh tells his most heart-wrenching tale of Daranos ever as we peak behind the curtain to eight years ago and see exactly what...2023-05-292h 24
StorylordsEpisode 21 - Concerts & Arm-WrestlingWith a BRAND NEW NAME that will shake the thunder down from the clouds and make yo mama tremble, The STORYLORDS ride into your earholes with an episode all about Concerts & Arm Wrestling!
Rich bridges the gap between three titantic tales of science fiction heroism and relationship woes between friends and sentient watch lovers!
Josh brings together fan favorite wizards to guide two heroes on a journey for power that may cost more than it's worth!
Jeff tosses an unsuspecting victim into the deep-end once more, a victim who may just be the lynchpin for our heroes plot to stop...2023-05-152h 33
StorylordsEpisode 20 - Gems & NemesesJosh brings us a Daranos tale of a a Murkmonk who bites off more than he could chew when a giant ruby falls into his life! Love, Family, and one of the most disgusting jokes in the show's history are on the line!
Jeff returns to Marshall University for a visit from two brand new villains who have an offer for Kayla S. Hunter... or is it an ultimatum? In a brand new Spookyvision that's guaranteed to 1 your pants!
Rich brought together the heroes of The Omniverse but can he keep them together? Are we witness to the final days...2023-05-012h 30
StorylordsEpisode 19 - Ships & ZoosWith Ships & Zoos as our prompts given by our lovely supporters, we set sail for adventure - or a reasonable facsimile.
Jeff brings us another case file from the desk of Frankenstein, P.I. about finding meaning and acceptance as a big nasty freako, Rich warns us and we don't heed him about how depressing his story is this week when the heroes of the Omniverse must escape their deepest desires, and Josh brings us the much-needed laughs the rest of the episode was missing with Sid and friends facing down a brand new threat - A BUCK WILD PARTY!
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StorylordsEpisode 18 - Silver & DinosaursThe Three Realms come alive with tales of silver and dinosaurs beyond the reckoning of mere mortal men!
Rich weaves a tale of a rest stop that's too good to be true for our beloved heroes, Josh puts the acab in abracadabra with a tale of a magical race for the fate of The Flamingos, and Jeff brings back the infamous private eye Pavlov Flinch who finds a new thread to unravel to the secrets of the end of the world!
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StorylordsEpisode 17 - Mysterious Signals & FossilsThe portal to the Three Realms has opened once more and their three sexy storymancers have new tales to spin for your enjoyment AND education!
Josh reveals the fate of one of the most beloved characters in the history of EVER, not just Daranos! Jeff brings you another tale of horror noir with a dramatic new evil force! Rich gets meta in a whole new way and dives head first into the truth behind the entire universe!
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StorylordsEpisode 16: Gauntlets & MeteorsThe Bros are back with three new daring tales of adventure, mystery, and whatever else we do on this show! Romance? That doesn't sound right...
Jeff introduces us to a brand new leading man with a dark origin, Rich finally brings together his cast of un-murdered heroes, and Josh takes us to the very origins of Daranos themselves! OOOOH GIRL!
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StorylordsEpisode 15: Pizza & ThunderstormsIt's time again to open the spooky science book of your fantasies and venture into the Three Realms!
Rich tells a galloping tale of man-machine interface that will both depress AND tickle you in just the right way starring two beloved characters he probably doesn't want me to reveal here!
Josh finally brings us the long awaited origin story of this podcast's breakout Daranos characters - The Flamingos! How will Joey Pizza make it outta THIS one, guys?!
Jeff's beloved precocious non-twins return with a seaside mystery that will thrill you, chill you, and tug at your heartstrings a lil...2023-02-202h 06
StorylordsEpisode 14: Shields & CursesWith the fastest turnaround in the history of podcasting, the Bros return yesterday with tales of invincible shields and terrible curses (and you know this means potty language by now I'd hope)!
Josh regails us with a tale from the far past of Daranos that will surely have ramifications on both the modern bardic tales of the land and also his friendships on the podcasts! Jeff actually does a second part after a cliffhanger immediately for a change on this show and reveals the ultimate fate of a beloved character or two! Rich breaks our hearts and his characters over...2023-02-062h 32
StorylordsEpisode 13: Politicians & ZigguratsThe tome opens on one of our most esoteric prompts ever with "Ziggurats" and one of the easiest swings in the game of writing "Dreams" all on a brand new episode of Bros!
Jeff's back from some kind of horrible outbreak movie disease to get dunked on for being sick for some reason but also to scare your pants right offa you with a new subterranean horror! Josh regales us with a tale of a tale being told of cult smashing and the duality of ants in his normal high fantasy style! Rich weaves a deeper narrative with his richly...2023-01-232h 22
StorylordsEpisode 12: Dreams & CountdownsAfter a long holiday break we're back with an episode recorded before the holiday break! Makes sense! This time around we're confronted with the inescapably Freudian world of Dreams alongside the inevitably pulse-pounding Countdowns!
Our three Wordsmiths weave Horror, Sci-Fi, and Fantasy the likes of which you've never seen - creating unseen worlds that you might not even know are being born before your eyes! Why yes, it has been too long for me to remember what the actual stories were at this point - why do you ask?
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StorylordsEpisode 11: Hermits & ChasesWith the perfectly matched smooth combination of Hermits & Chases, our heroic wordsmiths bring to light three new tales from the Book of Blood, straight to your ear-holes, and down into your groin somewhere probably.
Jeff weaves a tale of pointless machismo and heavy machinery, life and death! Rich FINALLY reveals the origin story of Grissom Graves - or at least part of it! And Josh brings back Daranos' most beloved character who might be plotting to change the fate of the realm... forever!
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StorylordsEpisode 10: Feasts & KeysWith the tantalizing dup of Feats & Keys our favorite Prose Bros. have hand-crafted three glorious tales to keep you on the edge of your seat for much longer than you imagine the episode to be, usually!
Rich goes back to the future, Josh brings back the long-awaited past, and Jeff pens a tale that's even scarier than the present (no guarantees or refunds on that one)!
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StorylordsEpisode 9: Casinos & Crime LordsThe stakes have never been higher as the Bros take turns rolling against the house with Casinos & Crime Lords! Three tales of dirty money, bloody consequences, and continuing overarching narratives - you don't wanna miss it!
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StorylordsEpisode 8: Masks & AutopsiesWith the festive masks and the questionable autopsies as our only guiding light the Bros wrangle in a new set of impeccable tales perfect for HALLOWEEN!
Jeff closes out the Blood Moon Saga for now with a literal earth-shattering conclusion that will leave you as breathless as Pavlov Flinch going up stairs!
Josh introduces us to two of the nastiest lil' freaks he's ever created in a split Fantasy/ Horror/ Comedy tale that's terrifying on so many different levels you're gonna 3 in pure fear, I imagine. Any other reason and you're the nasty freak.
And finally Rich brings back two...2022-10-312h 13
StorylordsEpisode 7: Bards & PropheciesWith the fantastical Bards and the spooktacular Prophecies as our only guiding light into the realm of stories and myth we spun three yards to delight, disparage, and perhaps even disgust!
Josh introduces us to his most hateable character ever in a crossroads tale of music and dark deals!
Rich takes us to the future and back with two of the most lovable and cute characters to date!
Jeff brings back the OG awful guy Flinch on the next leg of his Blood Moon journey - but will he survive THE STACKS?
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StorylordsEpisode 6: Trains & HeistsWith choo-choos and BIG stealing as their only guide, the Bros craft three dope tales just for your ear holes!
Rich brings us back to the beginning of his Sci-Fi tales with the re-introduction of Lionel Richie (no relation)!
Jeff introduces several new characters of his own in the next chapter of his Blood Moon Conspiracy!
And rounding out the introduction of new characters with a whopping WHOLE CAST introduced is the Fantasy train heist of the CENTURY by Josh!
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StorylordsEpisode 5 - Katanas and SocksWith one of the dopest instruments of death ever conceived and comfy cozy footwear as their guide, the Bros craft three new tales!
Rich creates a brand new type of mentor/hero relationship you're not gonna believe set amidst corruption and crime!
Jeff sends up back to the past for a tale of dark pasts and primeval vengeance!
Josh introduces literally the dopest idea for a sword in history and thrills us with a battle for every kind of ears you can think of!
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StorylordsEpisode 4 - Frogs & PossessionsThe Bros. are given one of the wackest prompts in history and spin gold outta that loose thread! Only they POSSESS the power to craft like this! Get it? Get it??
Jeff brings us a ghoulish tale of a dweeb in love and also a witch in the woods and it goes off the RAILS, dude
Josh introduces us to a brand new fraternity and their weenie rival jerks and also there's a war and Josh says it's the dumbest thing he's ever written
Rich ties a giant bow around everything and everyone with an origin story that will leave...2022-09-061h 51
StorylordsEpisode 3: Chainsaws & AmputationsThe Bros. are faced with the challenge of a lifetime - somehow make boring old chainsaws and amputations fun and interesting for the first time ever!
Rich starts us off with a brand new sci-fi story about a grisled badass on the hunt for cybers - but not the kind you think!
Next Josh tells a fantasy story that will chill you to your bones and probably leave you wetting your bed by the end!
And Jeff brings us a Hallmark Channel original romantic comedy about Christmas. For real.
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StorylordsEpisode Two: Portraits & BreweriesSettle in for three hilarious tales of Portraits & Breweries!
Josh regales us with another tale of Daranos, a true love that can survive the BUCK WILDEST mission ever placed upon familiar shoulders! Rich breaks the mold in only the second episode by introducing a disgusting new fantasy world of REVENGE! Jeff opens the spooky door and ferries us across a tale of marital strife and fiery hot hauntings!
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StorylordsEpisode One: Fish & ChipsIt's our first episode! Watch us try and wrangle Fish and Chips into stories that contain zero percent football hooliganism.
Jeff makes us shudder with his tale of forbidden online love, Rich introduces us to a brand new Lionel Richie in the far-flung future, and Josh brings it all home with the long-awaited return of DARANOS from that other podcast whatever it was called!
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& find our website at brosb4prose.carrd.co!2022-07-251h 05