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Straight2L, The L Word PodcastAnd Just Like That 109: No Strings AttachedThe ladies return to talk tampon techniques, small talk strategies, and the penultimate epsiode of AND JUST LIKE THAT.
2022-02-022h 08Straight2L, The L Word PodcastAnd Just Like That 108: Bewitched, Bothered, and BewilderedThe lassies are back with a discussion of episode 8 of And Just Like That, "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered."
2022-01-262h 11Straight2L, The L Word PodcastAnd Just Like That 107: Sex and the WidowThe lassies are back with a discussion of episode 7 of And Just Like That, "Sex and the Widow."
2022-01-192h 12Straight2L, The L Word PodcastAnd Just Like That 106: DiwaliWe talk episode 6 of AND JUST LIKE THAT, Diwali. So many things to discuss that we didn't expect: green screens, masturbation multi-tasking, who knows what else!
2022-01-122h 19Straight2L, The L Word PodcastAnd Just Like That 105: Tragically HipThe ladies are back to talk New Year's adventures, surgery realities, and THAT scene in episode five of AND JUST LIKE THAT. FINALLY, SOME QUEER CONTENT.
2022-01-052h 03Straight2L, The L Word PodcastAnd Just Like That 104: Some Of My Best FriendsWe are back to chat about the holidays, our continued spiral into pandemic despair, and a romp through episode 4 of AND JUST LIKE THAT.
2021-12-291h 39Straight2L, The L Word PodcastAnd Just Like That 103: When In RomeIn our third episode reviewing AND JUST LIKE THAT, we begin to question everything: if the pandemic will ever end, if Carrie will ever stop obsessing over Natasha, if we even understand comedy anymore.
2021-12-221h 50Straight2L, The L Word PodcastAnd Just Like That 101 / 102: Hello It's Me / Little Black DressJoin us as Tonya and Suzanne drag Whit kicking and screaming into the world of SEX AND THE CITY. (Which, if the trailer is any indication, is becoming more queer-adjacent!)
2021-12-212h 23Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls In LoveBefore Laurel Holloman was Tina, she played Randy Dean, a Tina with much shorter hair and an even worse accent. The girls break down the 90s lesbian love story: The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love, which features gas station guitar playing, lesbian aunts always cooking, and what actually turns out to be a cute story of teens falling in love. If only Whit or Suze could have seen it without the Barbara Walters lens.
2021-12-012h 20Straight2L, The L Word PodcastBut I'm A CheerleaderThe girls are back with a recap of the camp classic, BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER. Like every TSA agent, they don’t know if you should take off your belt while watching this quality film or strip down to a full unitard and crocs. Let this episode lead you into Thanksgiving weekend like a cattle prod on a breezy Florida golf cart ride to finding your root.
2021-11-242h 10Straight2L, The L Word PodcastG.I. JaneWe're back with another movie-request-by-charitable-donation. This week, we watch the 1996 Demi Moore classic, G.I. JANE. Get ready to shave your head and struggle for those one-arm push-ups, because we're not ringing the bell on this episode!
2021-11-172h 18Straight2L, The L Word PodcastDeadly IllusionsThis week, the ladies keep the movie-recaps-from-donations rolling with the Netflix release, DEADLY ILLUSIONS. Is it an important film in cinema history? It is not. Did we enjoy it? .... We enjoyed talking about it later! Will The Tens hate us after listening to this episode? We think we're gonna be on the same page with this one. Strap in and strap on!
2021-11-102h 18Straight2L, The L Word PodcastBoundThis week, the ladies take a break from The L Word to recap another bastion of lesbian storytelling: BOUND. Is it an important film in cinema history? We're sure it is. Did we enjoy it? Who's to say. Will The Tens hate us after listening to this episode? We hope not, but we understand. Strap in and strap on! Music Credit: Chitlins and Gefiltefish, by Christian McBride and Gina Gershon
2021-10-282h 25Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word GenQ 210: Last CallWhy do we go so hard against Jeni's in this episode? What's the best way to remove a skin tag? Who does this Apple Genius think they are? Why can't this show just choose one storyline and develop it? Is this be the last season of The L Word: Generation Q? If it is, are we sad or relieved? Strap in and strap on for the season 2 finale of The L Word: Generation Q.
2021-10-132h 14Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word GenQ 209: Last DanceWe talk about it all this week: Whit's new hair journey, Tonya's Miata adventures, Suzanne's on-pod mole check. Oh, and we also talk about how we The L Word Generation Q. But, you know, it's mostly the other stuff. Strap in and strap on!
2021-10-062h 082021-09-292h 212021-09-222h 19Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word GenQ 206: Love ShackShould Shane change the name of Dana’s to ‘Cars, Shut Down, Rats in the Back’ with a take a penny, leave a penny policy? Is Bette stalking Peppa Pig? Is it too much to ask the writers to read last week’s script? Where were you when you found out this shocking story from Tonya? Calling all boss babes to not miss out on this unique opportunity to lean in on making sense of Gigi’s turtleneck, aisle seat requirements on Spirit Airlines, and a real puss down surprise.
2021-09-152h 22Straight2L, The L Word PodcastGenQ 205: Lobsters, TooToo busy chatting to write up show notes this week. Enjoy the ep!
2021-09-082h 11Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word GenQ 204: Lake HouseIs a kids’ soccer coach the highest career aspiration Finley can muster? Are both pancakes and waffles for breakfast for the liberal, Hollywood elite? Is Bette’s fashion choices warlock or Matrix-inspired? Did Shane spend an entire day installing Windows updates on the bar projector? Is Tonya’s hell someone singing at her in a cold room on Sunday night? Cuddle up by moving your feet over someone for this extra long episode of Suze explaining fingering, the Gen Z aesthetic for catastrophic climate change, and why the sky is blue and Jon Hamm has a huge hog.
2021-09-012h 27Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word GenQ 203: Luck Be A LadyThe only question we have for this episode is: How. Did. Shayne. Plan. To. Make. Money. At. Poker. Night. Without. The. Rake. That's it. That's the list.
2021-08-262h 13Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word GenQ 202: Lean On MeWe recorded this episode the night before it drops soooo.... NO NOTES! Enjoy. :)
2021-08-182h 23Straight2L, The L Word PodcastGenQ 201: Late to the PartyDid Kate Moennig cut her bangs wet once and now it’s like this forever? Why wouldn’t Bette and Tina just tell Angie the truth about her donor from the start? Are scallops a grown up restaurant order? Is the new question who is more likely to back into a mailbox and paint it? Cash in your Groupon for a nicely sliced bun to figure out who used up all of Suze’s data, and if the pod is just a Rosie O’Donnell stan account now.
2021-08-112h 17Straight2L, The L Word PodcastGenQ 108: Lapse In JudgmentWill Bette Porter clinch the hotly contested mayoral race? Why can’t Alice tell time? Will Shane ever move beyond the mindset of her early 20s? Is Roxane Gay too good for this show? Who flies in a silk, teal shirt? Will Whit come in last in her 5K? Dig your soup fingers into this season one finale, hot off the burrito grill press.
2021-08-101h 14Straight2L, The L Word PodcastGenQ 107: Lose It AllShould you always diffuse your hair with clothes on in case someone pops in? Does an ultrasound actually sound like a steeplechase? Is Tonya the daughter Suzanne’s dad never had? Is 4 edibles too many? Do Nat and Alice want to be in a throuple or just some extra help with the kids? Does anyone actually know why Bette is running? Order a cobb salad and a soup with two spoons, and find out whether Tonya can set Whit free on enjoying bread that sparks joy.
2021-08-081h 56Straight2L, The L Word PodcastGenQ 106: Loose EndsWould the press really be camped out by Bette’s door like that? Does Finley’s character have to be that dumb? Is Tina the only one having trouble keeping up with who Bette is dating, and why have they both regressed to season two behavior? Will the throuple go back in the walk-in closet together? Ride this lazy river of an episode, standing or sitting, and get some updates on Tonya’s golf lessons, Suze’s mom’s visit, and w
2021-08-041h 24Straight2L, The L Word PodcastGenQ 105: LabelsThe trio is back and busting through The L Word: Generation Q episodes 105: LA Times. Strap in and strap on!
2021-08-011h 34Straight2L, The L Word PodcastGenQ 104: LA TimesOur warp speed journey through The L Word: Generation Q continues with episodes 104: LA Times. Strap in and strap on!
2021-07-281h 43Straight2L, The L Word PodcastGenQ 103: Lost LoveAre the only two options in LA to go dancing or go to an art show? Do you feel beautiful when you walk into a bar? Does anyone care how Alice’s guests take their coffee? Did Bette and Tina co-murder Jenny and ultimately revive her? What is a soft dom? Grab a slice of challah bread, your grandpa shoes, and cast your votes for Tits Up or Puss Down, and whether the girls even know the difference.
2021-07-251h 44Straight2L, The L Word PodcastGenQ 102: Less Is MoreDoes every couple register for an engagement party? Was there a miscommunication between Shane and Finley or did she tell her she could stay there? Should there be two dresses in a lesbian wedding? How can the bar charge $18 for 2 gross shots? Is everyone relieved to finally figure out how Jenny died? Find out whether or not Betty is still touring, and why foie gras reminds Suzanne of cement geese.
2021-07-211h 09Straight2L, The L Word PodcastGenQ 101: Let's Do It AgainWe finally made it. Our recap of The L Word: Generation Q begins now!
2021-07-181h 49Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 608: Last WordWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya invites Suzanne and Whitney to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Is the final betrayal us having to watch this show? Will detectives usually control interrogations and not let Alice talk about her ex-girlfriend? What resolution did Jenny get on that iPhone 2 video of Bette? Who decided Max would have to wear a Sonny Bono mustache? Would the last episode have been better if they just wheeled Jenny’s body back and forth in the house in...
2021-07-142h 01Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 607: Last Couple StandingWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya invites Suzanne and Whitney to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: What are the rules to this dance marathon? That’s it. That’s the only question. Tune in to find out if we -- or the show -- ever find an answer!
2021-07-111h 40Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 606: Lactose IntolerantWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya invites Suzanne and Whitney to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Is this baby shower for Max a hate crime? Should Bette and Tina trick a pregnant woman to come live with them so they can legally adopt her baby, and why is everything centered around them? Why is everyone comfortable being naked around each other? Is eating oysters similar to felatio and why is a show about lesbians talking about that? Have we ever seen...
2021-07-071h 55Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 605: Litmus TestWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya invites Suzanne and Whitney to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How has the whole group not murdered Jenny at this point? At what age does the gang become too old for these recon missions to test Dylan’s fidelity? Can we just watch hot people do hot stuff, or do we have to view it all behind a gauzy lens? Is Dylan’s hair a hate crime? Strap on your hiking boots, skip the...
2021-07-031h 28Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word: Leaving Los AngelesWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya invites Suzanne and Whitney to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: When is Max going to flip a fucking table? Why are Alice and Tasha still together? Why was the vagina so realistic looking in the birth class? What is Bette bringing to this art gallery arrangement with Jessie Spano? Does every lesbian relationship have to start with closet cleaning? Dive into this dumpster of an episode, and find out which Brie is the best Brie...
2021-06-301h 45Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 603: LMFAOWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya invites Suzanne and Whitney to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Do we even have words to describe this season? No. The answer is no. Strap in and strap on!
2021-06-271h 15Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 602: Least LikelyWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya invites Suzanne and Whitney to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Is The Planet the only place in West Hollywood that has wifi so the gang all has to work there? Why does Tina continue to be surprised by the film industry? Is Dan Foxworthy the only couples therapist in LA, and is he getting tired of Bette’s referrals? Why don’t we get to see Jane Lynch’s tiddies? Strap in for this surprise cookie...
2021-06-231h 48Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 601: Long Night's Journey Into DayWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya invites Suzanne and Whitney to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: This? This is what the season is starting with? I'm actually feeling empathy for Jenny? We are still processing. Process along with us!
2021-06-161h 41Straight2L, The L Word PodcastSPECIAL: AmmoniteIt's finally here. We. Recap. Ammonite. Was body odor worse back then, or does it get washed out in the sea? Why isn’t Tonya able to see Elder Hot? When women have melancholia, does yellow wallpapering them or giving them a sea bath in a double wide outhouse work better? Were they able to make Kate look haggard, or will Whit continue to comment on her tits? Dab on some perfume for this special delivery film recap, full of fossil scraping, beach trudging, and Suzanne finally figuring out face sitting.
2021-06-092h 04Straight2L, The L Word PodcastMailbag #3Is the best Tonya a high vis Tonya? Should the girls do a throuple therapy session? Is rhubarb pie any good, and why is Suzanne just wrong? What else can we make Whit do if she is exposed enough to it? Will they shake that sugar tree and finally get to the casino country concert? Tune in to this special mailbag episode and find out whether Suzanne will make it to her first restaurant in the pandy, and if she will order a bowl of cookie dough.
2021-06-021h 15Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 512: Loyal and TrueWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya invites Suzanne and Whitney to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Since when does Shane want to be a photographer? Will Molly give up making copies during her Supreme Court internship for surfing in Honolulu with Shane? Is cheating the only trope this show can write about? Was everything filmed through gauze for this episode, and was it because Tina was bobbing and weaving around Bette? Get some hot goss about JLo and Ben...
2021-05-261h 46Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 511: Lunar CycleWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series ... yada yada yada. Here's the deal, tens. We recorded a hilarious episode. Seriously, primo content. For two hours. Only to find out that one of our audio tracks didn't record. Did we panic? Yes. Did we immediately re-record? Yes. Is it worth your time to listen to? No promises. Can we even remember what we talked about enough to write up a summary? Fuck no. Join us for our punchiest, loopiest episode yet! Or don't! We'll just b...
2021-05-191h 17Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 510: LifecycleWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya invites Suzanne and Whitney to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: What is happening? No, seriously, what is even happening? How are they riding that far on those bikes? Why did they need such large tents? How did those tents even get there? Why did they bring new campfire outfits? HOW ARE THEY NOT ASLEEP BY 8PM?
2021-05-122h 09Straight2L, The L Word PodcastMailbag #2Mailbag time! This week, we take a break from discussing Lover Cindy hijinx and read your emails. How much cinnamon bread can an average garbage disposal take in a weekend? Will any path in college get you to the same boring office anyway? What does a gal gotta do to get a free drink at the penny slots? What is the Dutch pronunciation of Ank-Su-Namun? Get the answers to these pointless questions, and more, in this special mailbag episode where the girls still try and find out why they aren’t getting offered threesomes.
2021-05-051h 16Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 509: Liquid HeatWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya invites Suzanne and Whitney to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Did that "Godfather" style meetup with Dawn Dembo really happen? Why is Shayne still hanging around the movie set? Did Jody just forget to take off her clothes before jumping in the pool? Is Dan Foxworthy the building emergency coordinator? Which couple will win the simultaneous competition for best sex scene? Leave the gun, take the cannoli, and join us for another dizzying...
2021-04-281h 49Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 508: Lay Down The LawWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya invites Suzanne and Whitney to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How much money did production spend on a stunt motorcycle driver for the opening scene? Was the theme of the dinner party “ex-girlfriends?” How long would Jenny realistically have waited on the sidewalk outside the movie premiere? Did Alice think she had to show up as a witness with WW2 pin up girl hair? Did Tasha win anything by giving up her military career, or does...
2021-04-211h 54Straight2L, The L Word PodcastMailbag #1Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya invites Suzanne and Whitney to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show. This week, we drop the show entirely and spend time speaking directly to the tens. You guessed it: it's mailbag time! Strap in and strap on!
2021-04-161h 06Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 507: Lesbians Gone WildWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Why would Sleeza Gibbons run onto the set of Lez Girls with an entire film crew? How do any of Alice’s friends continue to support her going and outing people on this public access station? Why was Kelly McGillis wearing a skirt in this episode of JAG instead of her bomber jacket from Top Gun? Which SheBar wr...
2021-04-142h 10Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 506: Lights! Camera! Action!Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Would a woman really not know how to please another woman? How many hours ahead should you make stir fry chicken for a 2-year old? Did Dawn Denbo recruit Lover Cindi to set the rat traps? Was there an areola sighting in the Bette and Tina sex scene? Will Phyllis ever have a department meeting not discussing lesbians...
2021-04-072h 02Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 505: Lookin' at You, KidWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Where is the exact location of Lover Cindi’s tramp stamp? Did Bette look like she was carrying flour during that “sexy scene” with Jodi? How did production afford the rights to a Jackson 5 song? How many party brownies are too many, and did Alice ever find out? Get the answers to these questions and other hot to...
2021-03-311h 51Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 504: Let’s Get This Party StartedWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Who had the worst punch at the self-defense class and why is it Jenny? Has bargain basement Stanley Tucci never heard of small dick jokes? Why did Dean Porter look like she was chaperoning a dance at a club opening? How many mentions of Natalie Portman can Whit miss in one episode? Which one of the girls is...
2021-03-242h 18Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 503: Lady of the LakeWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Why are Jody's friends such garbage people? How long did Shayne take up equipment at the gym? Has anyone ever been to a locker room like the one in this episode? Did you blink and miss Kit being robbed at gunpoint? Why does Tonya say lawyer that way? Cancel your fundraiser, pack a bag, and get r...
2021-03-171h 52Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 502: Look Out, Here They ComeWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Why did the whole bridal shower drop their panties when Shane walked in? Did Dusty go to jail for tax fraud, or client endangerment of training Dana in the street? Why were all clothes made for Jennifer Beals? Did Jodi make her crimper out of metal scraps from her studio? Grab your paper robe for some...
2021-03-032h 00Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 501: LGBTeaseWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Where has sexy Tina been? Why are Shane and Paige buying a place worse than either of them currently has? And is it just a Ramada Inn from 1991? Will Alice maintain her TERF status, or will she ever stop being horrible? Has Bette and Jodi ever made anyone hot? Check in on Tonya and Suzanne’s ce...
2021-02-242h 09Straight2L, The L Word PodcastDisclosureWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show. This week, we are taking a break and discussing Disclosure, the Netflix documentary on trans representation in television and movies. We are joined by James, one of the greatest of the tens, and discuss questions like: How has trans representation in media changed over time? Can any of us cope with the greatness that is Laverne Cox? Why do...
2021-02-171h 44Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 403: Long Time ComingWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Do Shane and Paige think they can only fuck in cars? Will the girls ever give Ilene credit for calling out the liberal, Hollywood elite, or did the writers just stumble into it again? How did Shane carry that dolly over the fence? Does Dana the ghost look weird drinking a beer? Get your reamer out of your...
2021-02-102h 00Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 411: Literary License to KillWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Why doesn’t Suze want Tonya or Whit going down on her? Does Alice need a license to drive Tasha’s motorcycle? Do students sign up for an instructor’s class based on a gossipy work of fiction in the New Yorker? How hard is it to shut a sidekick 2 phone? Would you eat off a plate that had toe...
2021-02-031h 50Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 410: Little Boy BlueWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How much lipstick does Catherine need to tell Helena that horses run in a circle? Why did Paige let Jared get a green apple sorbet for breakfast? Will Max ever get a happy storyline on this show? How did Bette get that paper out of Jodi’s pants, and did she give her a paper cut? Did Tonya’s dad...
2021-01-271h 51Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 409: Lacy Lilting LyricsWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Did the humidity index cause the big hair effect with Bette and Jodi? Why did Leonard think it was okay to put his shoes on Alice’s bed, and how did no one make a vibrator joke about all the phones ringing? Should Joan Cusack have been recast as Judy? In a non-Trump era, will Tonya watch The Mu...
2021-01-201h 57Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 408: Lexington and ConcordWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Will the new drinking game include any #PeloTens content, or would we all be on the floor? Would Suzanne and Whitney make love, and who would be on top? Would you call your pubes New York style or Chicago deep dish? Did Tonya make a brave choice with wearing overalls to Mardis Gras? Why were Bette’s arms ho...
2021-01-131h 59Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 407: Lesson Number OneWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Did Bette learn all of the dirty ASL first, and how did she and Jodi have time to get matching tank tops? Have we all whored ourselves out at some point, or is that just Jenny and Kit with the horn player? How will the girls answer FTK with Bette, Helena, and Shane? Will Tasha get court-martialed for...
2021-01-062h 07Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 406: Luck Be A LadyWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Is Jenny the original Hilaria Baldwin? Is hot vet still hot? What does an undie add have to do with a movie premiere? Will Papi ever actually explain how to actually play poker? Why does Suz's voice sound so low? Will we ever release the original recording of this episode? Grab a slice of meatloaf and...
2020-12-311h 57Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 405: Lez GirlsWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Was Marlee Matlin only on the show as an edgy lesbian with hot rollers hair because she is JBeals friend? Who is watching Angelica and Mikey while Mangus and The Nanny fool around? How does Shane keep effortlessly pulling women while she’s just trying to raise a child? Why has Suzanne never seen an episode of Law & Or...
2020-12-231h 51Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 404: LayupWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Was Jenny crossed into peak monster behavior with killing this old dog to exact revenge? Who needs a time machine to travel to the early aughts when Papi has tattoo sleeves and a fedora? Who would be the best athlete on the gang’s team and why is it Bette? Will Shane finally realize that kids require more th...
2020-12-161h 55Straight2L, The L Word PodcastHappiest SeasonWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show. This week, we're taking a break and reviewing the 2020 holiday film, Happiest Season. Listen. We know this episode is too long. WE ARE AWARE. But here we are, gabbing for over double the actual running length of the movie we are reviewing. We just couldn't help ourselves. Season's greetings!
2020-12-093h 13Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 403: LassoedWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Could the show have spent the money they used on the opening New Orleans balcony scene on some more weights for Max? Did Ilene have beef with Curve magazine? Does Suzanne’s mom know that Lily Tomlin is gay? Does Shane know she owns Wax now? Door dash some lesbian sushi and strap in for a 50/50 mashed potatoes an...
2020-12-021h 39Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 402: LIvin' La Vida LocaWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Where did Shane get her hit list of people who might know where her dad is? Was Max reading about tech tips in the Wall Street Journal for the new people search? Is Phyllis the chancellor of CU or the women’s basketball coach? If Alice has been living in LA, why does she pronounce it Pappy? ...
2020-11-252h 08Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 401: Legend in the MakingWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How will Helena adjust to her new life in the 99%? Is Papi a Russian bot? Was Helena being anti-semitic or did she just have another lobotomy? Did Kit forget she was in the middle of introducing Jenny, or is Jenny just that forgettable? Is a jumpsuit ideal for a threesome? Grab your supermarket carrot, get a...
2020-11-181h 57Straight2L, The L Word PodcastMovie Week: DisobedienceWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show. This week, we are taking a between-season break to discuss the movie Disobedience and answer questions like: Will we figure out if there is both wigs and fingering? How many stolen glances are made during streetwalking? Would you let someone spit in your mouth if it was Kool Aid flavored? Should they recast this movie with Ellen and Queen Latifah? Can W...
2020-11-111h 57Straight2L, The L Word PodcastSpecial Episode: No Election TalkWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show. This week, we take a break from The L Word and try to keep our minds off of the 2020 election results by answering questions like: Will Whit ever get her BLM sign? Why did Suzanne want the nickname, Big Red, in college? Did Tonya ever catch that frat house D? Will they hope for the best and stay in t...
2020-11-041h 36Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 312: Left Hand of the GoddessWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Why did the outfits Helena bought Carmen’s family look like the Swiss bobsled team? Did Claude and Jenny ever get the ashes and champagne off the hotel sheets? Is Peggy Peabody no longer a hasbian? Was Dana the only true winner of this entire season? Enjoy the merciful finale of season three, catch up on Tonya’s kitten pickup and...
2020-10-281h 48Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 311: Last DanceWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Where did the group get all of the cold weather gear living in Southern California? How did Max learn so much about virtualization in Skokie? Was Dana’s dancing as good as her tennis playing? Did Jenny throw too many ashes? Should Suzanne do her own shag haircut? Zip up your space camp suit, clip your JC...
2020-10-211h 55Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word: Losing the LightWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Could a family of raccoons fit under the crack in Dana’s door? Why is Max sizing himself up against Frosted Tim? Did the screaming bus stop strangers just emerge from the mountains? Did the writers get lazy with researching high school swimming, or is Tonya giving them way too much credit? Is Dana dying the only thing th...
2020-10-142h 17Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 309: Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the WayWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Why does Jenny make Trans Prom about anyone other than Max? Were there any waivers signed for the swimming lessons at Tina’s? Does anyone care that Bette is at the silent retreat? Did Angelica really have fun with Mikey or was Tina just trying to get laid? Why haven’t Carmen and Shane’s matching tattoos made them c...
2020-10-072h 02Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 308: LatecomerWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Was it “Men’s Night” at the San Jose Lightning game? Does Max need a conditioning treatment at WAX to help with the grease? Did the show’s hair department source Dana’s bald cap from the Acme Corporation? Why didn’t Jenny jump in for backup vocals on Kit’s track, since everything else is about her? Get some...
2020-09-301h 48Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 307: LonestarWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Was that the best wig Alice could find for the gay opera? Where did Carmen and Shane get matching sharpie tattoos? How does Billy time lighting his cigarette while standing outside waiting for Kit? Why do the writers insist on throwing this Dana storyline quite literally in the trash? Grab a charred slice of Suzanne’s st...
2020-09-231h 54Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 306: LifesizeWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Was that Colton in the dorm scene or is Tonya the only one paying attention? Can you recycle foam core? Will Jenny get fired from The Planet for essentially interviewing for her new job at her current job? Who looks better in a tie, Suzanne or Tina? Hit the road to find your nearest zaxby’s, go...
2020-09-161h 46Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 305: LifelineWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Where is this desert auto repair shop in Fairfax, VA? Does meditation send you to the path to nirvana or into a panic attack? Why does Whitney like Bette’s green, sparkly tunic? Will Jenny and Shane get evicted for warping those wood floors? Does Cherie Jafie have poolside injuries? Will Suzanne stop lying to her hair stylist an...
2020-09-091h 53Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 304: Light My FireWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Can Tina pull off a colored bra under a white shirt? Is the “Carmen by the stove” lighting Valencia or Sierra? Would you cheat on your partner if it was on a $50,000 carpet? When you win a car, do you just get to drive it home that day? Pour a drink from your novelty-sized bottle of bour...
2020-09-021h 36Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 303: LobsterWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How did Bette find a job that she doesn’t need to go to but also provides a stipend? Why did Moira think it was okay to offer cow balls to people she just met? Is Alice’s doctor, Dr. Spaceman from 30 Rock? Why does Mangus tell everyone to look for a job that makes your heart sing?
2020-08-261h 57Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 302: Lost WeekendWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: What are the logistics of going down on someone in an F-150? Do the employees of Lez Clean Up agree to take down shrines of your ex-girlfriend? Is the Carmen lingerie scene the best ass work we will see all season? Will our new Gen Z correspondent be able to explain to Suzanne what cyber sex is?
2020-08-191h 36Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word: Labia MajoraWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Why don’t they have enough triangles for the babies to share in music class? Does a clown nose improve anyone’s sex life? Do all social workers act like The Church Lady? Does California University offer a degree in search optimization? What else has Alice done to that cardboard cutout of Dana? Grab your hand mirror and tune in to see...
2020-08-121h 41Straight2L, The L Word PodcastCarolWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to usually take a deep dive into the 15-year old show. This week, we switch it up by watching the 2015 film, Carol, and answer questions like: Is a creamed spinach and poached egg lunch customary as a thank you for returning gloves? If you like toy train sets as a young girl, are you predisposed? Who should they have cast as Therese, if we had access to a time machine? Will...
2020-08-052h 35Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe FavouriteWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to usually take a deep dive into the 15-year old show. This week, we switch it up by watching the 2018 film, The Favourite, and answer questions like: Can Rachel Weisz look any hotter in those breeches? Does fainting in a room of people work when you want to stop talking about something? Can laying beef on your legs cure your gout? Will Suzanne ever figure out when fingering is happening?
2020-07-292h 18Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 213: LacunaWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How many lesbians does it take to assemble a birthing tank? Why does Dana’s personal trainer make her workout in the middle of the street? Was Winnie playing the long game to get Gramercy Park? Was Melvin’s last wishes to have Betty perform at his memorial and Mark to film it? Get the answers to t...
2020-07-221h 41Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word: L'ChaimWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Why does Bette think everyone works for her? Is Helena the closest thing we get to a straight man since Tim left? Why is Mark still hanging around? How does Bette sleep in jeans and a bra? Will the girls intervene if Tonya decides to do a public strip tease? Grab a cold drink and a...
2020-07-151h 28Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 211: Loud and ProudWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How does Jenny have time to put together all of the paper dolls? Will Alice get a returned ‘I love you’ from Dana? Did Tina bring Bette some hospital grade stretchy pants in that bag? Will anyone be able to get the image of a whale bone catheter out of their head? Crack open a bottle of P...
2020-07-081h 11Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 210: Land AhoyWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How was Jenny able to write that backwards on her body? Was Dana just on Alice’s radio show because it was “bring your girlfriend to work day”? Is Jenny in over her head by playing the long game with Carmen and Shane? Will we finally get to see Shane’s buttcrack? Listen to the sexy cello playing of Amy Z...
2020-07-011h 23Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 209: Late, Later, LatentWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How much cranberry juice does Jenny need to drink to avoid a UTI? Is there any scenery left or has Camryn Manheim chewed it all up? How many different windows has the sex shop employee done product testing? Did Tina ever put away her freezer items or did they melt on the counter? Listen to your...
2020-06-241h 31Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 208: LoyalWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How long were Dana and Alice in the sex coocoon? Will Carmen ever break it to Jenny that she doesn’t actually like her? Does Winnie actually know Bette or was she just trying to get her kids some dinner and a swim? Was Kit taking inventory of the bar in crayon? Grab a mango white cl...
2020-06-171h 32Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 207: LuminousWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Does having two friends become girlfriends throw off the balance of the universe? Why does Helena think her kids are sexual beings, and why is she taking them to Sea World? Would you buy meat off a truck if the hot sales woman offered to prepare it for you? Reheat some beef from a perfectly organized f...
2020-06-101h 30Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 206: Lagrimas de OroWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Did Helena see Tina’s live plant box when she delivered the grant money to her apartment? How could Shane spill beer all over the kitchen just to flirt with Carmen? Why can’t Alice let Dana finish the Celebrity Slammin Jammin’ Tournament before breaking up with Tonya? Who thought Melissa Rivers was a get? Enjoy anothe...
2020-06-031h 50Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 205: LabyrinthWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Does Jenny look like an elf or Ringo Starr with her new haircut? Have you ever gotten a gift bag at a bachelorette party? Why does Hunka Hunka Burning Love try and get everyone wrapped up in his pyramid scheme? How many camera crews should you send out when awarding a grant? Grab a pair of...
2020-05-271h 33Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 204: Lynch PinWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How is Bette able to unhook that bra so quickly? Where is Helena buying those bondage tops? How is Peggy Peabody able to get so much action? Will Kit get caught up in a MLM? Would you let Shane cut your hair? Tune in for these answers along with the perfect nipple placement in a red...
2020-05-201h 34Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 203: Loneliest NumberWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Does anyone want to listen to Mary J. Blige, PINK, or Lenny Kravitz play on a high school riser while typing a screenplay? How does Ton-Ton put together this marketing meeting? Why is Alice fat shaming Tina? Will the girls be able to find an episode winner? Grab a milk or beer, depending on what says...
2020-05-131h 39Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 202: Lap DanceWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Is Jane Lynch in everything, and how many areas of law does she practice? Has Jenny ever taken a writing class? Is Kit’s business plan written in crayon? What face is an appropriate one to make during a lap dance? Order a baby mindblower with an extra hit and tune in to hear the girls di...
2020-05-061h 45Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 201: Life, Loss, LeavingWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How did the band, Betty, manage to ruin not only the theme song but every song on the show? What tourist boardwalk did Carmen get her henna tattoo? Why couldn’t Jenny help Tim move those empty boxes? Will Tonya and Dana get a gravy boat instead of that $2000 espresso maker? Take a drink for every ti...
2020-04-291h 41Straight2L, The L Word PodcastPortrait of a Lady on FireWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to usually take a deep dive into the 15-year old show. This week, we switch it up by watching the 2020 film, Portrait of a Lady on Fire, and answer questions like: Why is "thought about you" way hotter than "dreamed about you?" Will any of us pronounce the names of the characters correctly? Will Suzanne just get the name of the movie right? (The answer is, unsurprisingly, no.) How many times...
2020-04-221h 47Straight2L, The L Word PodcastThe L Word 114: Limb From LimbWelcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: What kind of B&B did Candace take Bette, and why is it okay to do slammed-against-the-door kissing there but not at work? What really happened to Mr. Piddles? How does Jenny attract both Gene AND Robin? What’s not to love about a good shower cry? Grab some queso and, a Fresca-Margarita, and listen to th...
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