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The Keep Dancing PodcastKWP TM E8 - Nonbinary HobbitsKWP S2 E8: Nonbinary Hobbits
AJ is joined by Asha, Ellie, Ewan, Mark and Martin to pick apart the UK’s favourite task-based chaos gremlin show!
Featuring:
Good Housekeeping pelvic exerciser update
A bowling steward’s enquiry
A plea for hobby-based sponsorship
Sapphic Witch King fangirling
Figurative masturbation as class allegory
Mark’s Turner Prize entries
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Rosie and her sister on ‘juices’ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLLH410shcZ/
Stevie on Mitchell and Webb’s new sketch show https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/comedy/mitchell-webb-reunite-sketch-show-channel-4-newsupdate/
Open University TV shows 70s https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmReokL5y-R-Mghk88Vs...2025-06-2558 min
Fase24Club de Lectura | El Señor de los Anillos: La Comunidad del Anillo | Cap.9 Bajo la enseña de El Póney Pisador¡Bienvenidos de nuevo a FASE 24, vuestro club de lectura de la Tierra Media! En este apasionante episodio, nos adentramos de lleno en el Capítulo 9 de "El Señor de los Anillos": "Bajo la Enseña del Poney Pisador".
Preparaos para un viaje lleno de tensión y descubrimientos cruciales. Acompañamos a Frodo, Sam, Pippin y Merry en su esperada pero intranquila llegada a la legendaria villa de Bree. Describiremos este curioso enclave aislado, hogar de Hombres y Hobbits con su peculiar coexistencia, y desvelaremos las leyendas sobre su origen y la misteriosa figura de los Montaraces.
Nuestros hobbits finalm...2025-05-262h 39
Motoring Podcast - News ShowWombles and Hobbits - 18 March 2025FOLLOW UP: NISSAN LEADERSHIP CHANGESThe turmoil at Nissan continues, as CEO Makoto Uchida announces he will resign and Ivan Espinosa, the chief planning officer, will step up into the vacated role. That is the fourth CEO in six years. Click this AMOnline article link to read more. FORD INJECTS $4.8 BILLION INTO EUROPEAN OPERATIONSFord has been forced to help the European division, a separate company, by investing up to $4.8 billion, as debts reach $5.8 billion. Unions are very fearful that the company will go bankrupt. If you wish to learn more, click this...2025-03-1833 min
Film vs Film PodcastLegends Sean Connery Bond Films Part 2 - Goldfinger, with Reviewing History PodcastSend us a text about your favourite films relating to the episode.For our last episode of the year, as a new Lord of the Rings film is out on the big screens across the world, but this time given the prequel and anime treatment. We are talking one of the best trilogies of all time, you guessed it Peter Jacksons masterpieces, The Lord of The Rings films, well at least two of then. Joining me is the brilliant Brian from Reviewing History Podcast, to discuss all things hobbits, fire daemons, wizards with big hats and shinny...2025-03-0855 minFilm vs Film PodcastThe Lord of The Rings Films Part 2 - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, with Reviewing History Podcast.Send us a text about your favourite films relating to the episode.For our last episode of the year, as a new Lord of the Rings film is out on the big screens across the world, but this time given the prequel and anime treatment. We are talking one of the best trilogies of all time, you guessed it Peter Jacksons masterpieces, The Lord of The Rings films, well at least two of then. Joining me is the brilliant Brian from Reviewing History Podcast, to discuss all things hobbits, fire daemons, wizards with big hats and shinny...2024-12-141h 07Film vs Film PodcastThe Lord of The Rings Films Part 1 - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, with Reviewing History PodcastSend us a text about your favourite films relating to the episode.For our last episode of the year, as a new Lord of the Rings film is out on the big screens across the world, but this time given the prequel and anime treatment. We are talking one of the best trilogies of all time, you guessed it Peter Jacksons masterpieces, The Lord of The Rings films, well at least two of then. Joining me is the brilliant Brian from Reviewing History Podcast, to discuss all things hobbits, fire daemons, wizards with big hats and shinny...2024-12-1458 min
The Periodic Table of Awesome PodcastThe Periodic Table of Awesome Podcast - Lord of the Rings: The War of the RohirrimThe Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim
Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
In this Anime feature film;The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim, set in the Peter Jackson envisioned version of Middle Earth, directed by Kenji Kamiyama, thats where!
Its got all the best bits of the Riders of Rohan; you know…Eowyn, Edoras, Helms Deep, Horsies… only this time they are the Riders of R...2024-12-121h 11
Fool of a Took Podcast008 - We'll Never See Napping the Same After "Fog on the Barrow-Downs"Laura changes her mind about Tom Bombadil, the Hobbits kill time doing naked cartwheels and Pat chokes on a donut. This week we discuss Chapter 8, "Fog on the Barrow-Downs", from The Fellowship of the Ring. Today's "Food For Thought": A Donut Diorama of the DownsThere is no recipe for this one. Combine donuts and various candies to represent the Barrow-Downs and our hobbit heroes as they need rescuing yet again. Here's what I used:Chocolate glazed donuts for the hillsGreen buttercream to glue everything together and a frosting tip to m...2024-11-131h 00
The Movie Ladder PodcastThe Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Taking the Hobbits to Isenguard)This week we continue our adventure with THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS. We deep dive into the movie, discuss listener feedback, review previous ladder connections and decide on our next connected cinematic rung (1:39:20). So (re)watch the film (currently streaming on HBO Max) and listen along with us. Then stay tuned to hear what connected film we pick for next week (1:39:20).
Submit your questions, comments, rating and suggested connections for next week’s movie to themovieladder@gmail.com.
Connect with us on Letterboxd (@TheMovieLadder), Twitter (@LadderMovie) and Instagram (@laddermovie). Check out our Let...2024-11-122h 01
Pub Songs & Stories Podcast – Marc GunnPubs Songs & Stories #290: 17 Things to Do on the Isle of ManSo you want to go to the Isle of Man? Can you spend a full week there and find enough to do? I’ll share with you 17 things you will enjoy on the Isle of Man. Plus, you’ll get some music from Ruth Keggin & Rachel Hair.
This is Pub Songs & Stories #290
0:14 – Marc Gunn “By Amazing Grace” from Come Adventure With Me
4:22 – WELCOME TO PUB SONGS & STORIES
I am Marc Gunn. I’m a Celtic folk musician and podcaster living in Atlanta, Georgia. This podcast is primarily for fans of my music in pa...2024-11-0633 minFool of a Took Podcast006 - Hobbits Are Poor Decision-Makers in "The Old Forest"Laura accidentally roofies the group, Merry gets aroused by Tom Bombadil, and Pat & Rj attempt a sea shanty. This week we discuss book 1, chapter 6 - "The Old Forest", from The Fellowship of the Ring. Today's "Food For Thought": Magic Willow's Mandatory Naptime TeaGet yourself some chamomile tea or other herbal tea. Drink it and take a nice nap. Do not spike your friends' tea with sleep aids.----------------------------------------------------Welcome to the Fool of a Took Podcast — the show where deep lore meets even deeper nonsense! Here's the catch - 2 of the...2024-10-3055 minFool of a Took Podcast004 - The Hobbits Almost Become Dinner Themselves in "A Shortcut to Mushrooms"Chris pulls a rain man, the hobbits get roofied, and J. R. R. Tolkien's real name is revealed - it's not what you think it is. This week we discuss book 1, chapter 4 - "A Shortcut to Mushrooms", from The Fellowship of the Ring. Today's "Food For Thought": Mrs. Maggot's Hearty Mushroom & Bacon QuicheFrozen or homemade pie crust (deep dish)1/2 lb bacon (extra thick cut recommended), chopped1 tsp veg oil1 quart baby bella mushrooms, sliced1 onion, diced4-6 large eggs, beaten (depending on how deep your pie dish is)3/4...2024-10-161h 00Fool of a Took Podcast001 - "A Long-Expected Party" kicks off a Long Expected PodcastGentle (and not so gentle) hobbits, Gandalf's a jerk, and a good old fashioned Ham Sam-which. This week we discuss book 1, chapter 1 - "A long-Expected Party" - from The Fellowship of the Ring. Today's "Food For Thought": A Toast to Bilbo's Birthday BashDrink of choice (sweet wine and mead are good options)HoneyPop Rocks-Line the rim of your goblet with honey. Pour the pop rocks into a plate and press the rim of the goblet into it. Fill the glass with your drink and enjoy the fireworks!2024-09-2659 min
Fase24Acerca de los hobbits - FASE TOLKIENEn este episodio especial de FASE 24 nos adentramos en el maravilloso mundo de la Tierra Media para explorar a fondo una de sus razas más entrañables: los hobbits.
Acompáñanos en un viaje a La Comarca, el hogar pacífico y pintoresco de estos pequeños seres. Discutiremos sus características únicas, su estilo de vida y su cultura, que ha fascinado a generaciones de lectores.
Temas que abordamos en este episodio:
Características de los hobbits: ¿Qué los hace tan especiales y queridos?
La Comarca: Un recorrido por este idílico lugar lleno de verde y tranquilidad.
Orígenes de...2024-07-012h 24
The Podcast About The Podcasts About Television ShowsThe Friendship Onion | TPATPATYou’ve had podcast, yes, but what about SECOND podcast?
This episode of The Podcast About the Podcasts About Television starts with us asking how far we’ve gone off the rails, as The Friendship Onion isn’t even a TV rewatch podcast, but rather a hobbity Lord of the Rings nostalgia trip. We’re reviewing episodes 3 and 4 of the show, a.k.a. the Elijah Wood episodes, and it’s a zip back in time to the pandemic, a.k.a. the ground zero of celebrities getting microphones and recording podcasts to celebrate their careers. But what start...2024-05-161h 08Pub Songs & Stories Podcast – Marc GunnPub Songs & Stories #276: Nerdy Noel & Dancing With HobbitsImagine a holiday market for nerds and geeks. I talk with one of the creators of Nerdy Noel and share my own Nerdy Wonderland story. Plus, I have a new album on Kickstarter. It’s called Dancing With Hobbits. Find out why you should support this CD and Musical Pin.
This is Pub Songs & Stories #276
0:20 – “Celtic Christmas Elf” by Marc Gunn from Celtic Christmas Greetings
WELCOME TO PUB SONGS & STORIES
I am Marc Gunn. I’m a Sci F’Irish musician and podcaster living in Atlanta, Georgia. I’m at Conjurati...2023-11-1536 minPub Songs & Stories Podcast – Marc GunnPub Songs & Stories Podcast #275: Soul of a Harper, Rie Sheridan RoseWho was the red-headed queen of Ireland? Why did she assault the harpers of old? Author Rie Sheridan Rose tells the story behind her song “Soul of A Harper”. New Star Trek inspired musical pin.
This is Pub Songs & Stories #275.
00:14 – Brobdingnagian Bards “The Unicorn Song” from Songs of Ireland
3:38 – WELCOME TO PUB SONGS & STORIES
I am Marc Gunn. I’m a Sci F’Irish musician and podcaster living in Atlanta, Georgia. I have a livestreaming concert this Thursday on Bandcamp.
If you’re new to the show, please subsc...2023-10-1723 min
Eating WildEpisode 14: Cooking for Hobbits (w/ Chef Craig Baxter)This week on Outdoor Journal Radio's Eating Wild podcast, the boys are joined in studio by Chef Craig Baxter!Tune in to hear about his long stint as the Lord of the Rings franchise chef, the wild game and hunting culture in New Zealand, and a Smelt Fritter recipe straight from the Shire!Follow Eating Wild on Instagram! To reach out to the boys, drop us a line at eatingwild@odjradio.com2023-09-261h 10
The Dirt PodcastDon't Call Them Hobbits (Homo floresiensis)Vacation season is here, and Anna and Amber are island-bound: To the site of Liang Bua, Indonesia! Join them as they get to know Homo floresiensis, our diminutive extinct cousins in Flores, and discuss their place on our complicated, ever evolving human family tree. Plus, local lore about small, hairy cave-dwellers said to steal food and/or children, and a brief moment of Hobbit (TM) Drama.To learn more about this episode's topic, check out:Bibliography and 3D tour of Liang Bua Cave'Hobbits' on Flores, Indonesia (Smithsonian Institution)Homo floresiensis...2022-12-0441 min
The AIE PodcastThe AIE Podcast #392 – AAAUAUUAAUUUAA? Disney Crash-Test DummyOn this episode of The AIE Podcast...
Wrath is coming, Wrath is coming!!!!
Grats to AIE SWTOR for Total Galactic War.
ESO is undaunted!
So long, Anor legendary server and thanks for all the Hobbits!
And, we are doing a Host AMA with questions submitted by YOU
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Geek Parenting PodcastThe Hobbits Reunion! Live from Denver Fan Expo!In this week's episode we present The Hobbits Panel, featuring Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd. Be prepared for some shenanigans!
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The Pillar PodcastEp. 52: Hobbits and party peopleIn this week’s episode of The Pillar Podcast, Ed and JD are joined by The Pillar’s contributing editor Brendan Hodge. They talk about data, and then they talk about Data. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.pillarcatholic.com/subscribe2022-01-151h 17
DorkFest: The PodcastDorkFest: The Podcast: Lord of the RingsIn their latest installment, the Dorks form their own little fellowship and venture off into the world of Middle-Earth to chat all things Hobbits, rings, Orcs and more. They discuss their favorite scenes and characters and break down the allure of J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle-Earth. And just because they can't help themselves, they cast their own fellowship from other characters within the DorkFest Expanded Universe. It truly is one podcast to rule them all.
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Champion Casters: A podcast about heroes and craftThe Hobbits of The Fellowship Of The RingPO-TAY-TOES! In the 28th episode of Champion Casters, Michael and Joe go on a journey. One filled with adventure, fear, temptation, and most of all: friendship. The hosts discuss the ways in which The Fellowship of the Ring is not actually about The Fellowship. They discuss the various Hobbits in the film and their roles in relationship to the themes. But not Merry and Pippin so much since they're basically the same character in this movie.
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MARCOS PLANETGuadarrama. Siguiendo huellas de Hobbits - Marcosplanet 2x12Acompáñanos en esta ruta mágica cargada de historias sugerentes. Atravesamos una zona de la sierra madrileña embrujada por el recuerdo de los Hobbits. Salimos de Valdemorillo, a unos 30 km de Madrid, para encarar un amanecer fascinante junto a las aguas del río Aulencia.
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Stupid Fat HobbitsSeason 3 Finale - Part 2Remember to leave a 5-star written review on Apple Podcasts for a chance at a free t-shirt (for once this is real, not a bit). We will read all new reviews on the show next season.----The revelry continues with five more callers. Break out the ale and enjoy the denouement! Thanks to all who listened to the show. We could not have done it without the peasants.Guests on Part Two:1. Megan of Lorien, guardian of Tolkien's vision2. Andrew of Pittsburgh, musician, pre-esquire and Smeagol impersonator3. Tom of Two Worlds, high i...2021-07-131h 22Stupid Fat HobbitsSeason 3 Finale - Part 1Remember to leave a 5-star written review on Apple Podcasts for a chance at a free t-shirt (for once this is real, not a bit). We will read all new reviews on the show next season. ----We've made it to the end of another successful season! Thank you all for your ideas, jokes, insults, memes, commentary, feedback, and encouragement. It's been quite astonishing seeing so many peasants contribute to this community. As is tradition, the lads take listener calls during the finale. Guests for Part One:1. The Infamous "Thelan Den" of the Green Mountain St...2021-07-1256 minStupid Fat HobbitsS3E19 - The Government Raids Our StudioSean Tchackichickh, sender of multiple emails to the lads, joins the show today. Big question of the day: How are you supposed to refer to Gatorade flavors? The lads share a sweet melody. A listener shares additional thoughts on the old people conundrum. Sean sees his moment. Chris calls out government overreach in his bedroom. The guest, under fire for a LOTR typo, makes excuses. The guest, under fire for his last name, gives a history lesson. The guest under fire for not being offended, refuses to get offended. Around the Table calls back to some serious LOTR Bombadillo...2021-06-2146 minStupid Fat HobbitsS3E18 - Beyonce Sucks, Disney World Doesn'tSpecial episode featuring Conor Brown, Disney World expert, travel agent, and host of the WDW Opinion Podcast. The polls are in and the anti-elderly league came out in full force. Conor's Pop Take strikes a resounding blow at a regal cultural icon. Conor is now in Witness Protection. In Around the Table, at what point do we have to press the off switch on robots? Do You Have What It Takes to Be an Intellectual brings a rapid-fire onslaught and furious counter-attack never before seen on the show. The lads conclude the show with an astonishingly thoughtful and informative Di...2021-06-141h 17Stupid Fat HobbitsS3E17 - Old People Shouldn't DriveThe lads pay homage to the red, white, and berries popsicles. Johnny, quite naturally, trashes the episode that did not include him. Over 80% of you supported Finn's "eat anything at any time" pop take from last week. The lads read a voluminous listener email. Chris hijacks Breaking News From Florida and gives a first-hand account of a curious incident at a convenience store. Pat doesn't like mushrooms. Johnny's Pop Take strikes hard and fast at the elderly community. Pat gives a lackluster showing in the first listener-requested quote for the LOTR Impersonation contest. Johnny's Corner explores alien diplomacy. 2021-06-0744 minStupid Fat HobbitsS3E16 - Sushi for Breakfast & Stalin for DessertGuest episode featuring Finn "same family as Chris from Ireland" Mehigan. Chris immediately says a wrong word. The lads explore the sugar argument from last episode in more detail. The conversation steers to the French. Chris refuses to accept the results of the Beloved poll. Finn gives an ancient language test. Finn's Pop Take brings sushi to the breakfast table. The Intellectual sends the guest to the gulag for his performance in Do You Have What It Takes to Be an Intellectual. 2021-05-241h 08Stupid Fat HobbitsS3E15 - The French Are Coming for Your Froot LoopsGuest episode with Michael "Hiney" Heinssen. Should Johnny be "The Beloved" instead of Chris? The lads engage in some baby talk and poetry reading. In Breaking News From Florida, the absence of letters drives a man to fury. Credit card offers validate Pat's existence. Guest, Mr. Hiney, is the first to bring sources to back up his dopamine-filled Pop Take. The lads bring back the age old classic of hating the French for no reason. Pat accidentally reveals a deep hatred of coma patients. Mr. Hiney lashes out at his courteous hosts for critiquing his heartfelt and generous Apple P...2021-05-1757 minStupid Fat HobbitsS3E14 - Are Babies Ugly?Johnny has a clubfoot. The lads wonder what happened to the pandemic baking craze and debate the merits of a good loaf. Almost 1/3 of you guys apparently have heard of Stewart Cink. Johnny starts a listener war over Chic-fil-A sauce. Listener, TheIanDen, redeems himself with an incisive review of Johnny's personality. Breaking News From Florida investigates the arrest of a skilled street gymnast. Pat gets offended and lashes out at babies. The adventures of Johnny and Major Funkdu continue as the lads analyze another quote In the Trenches With Tolkien: "All's well that ends better." Another joke goes over Pa...2021-05-1051 minStupid Fat HobbitsS3E13 - Beyond the Multiverse: A Tale of Clouds, Gambling, and DestructionJohnny undergoes therapy. Pat can't say caramel. Johnny is responsible and drinks ginger ale. The lads have started gambling; they also know a thing or two about The Bible. Breaking News From Florida sees...surprise, surprise...yet another altercation at a fast food joint. Chris comes to the table with theories of the Beyond. Johnny has a thought about the multiverse that would be idiotic in every single universe. The lads go Into the Trenches With Tolkien to explore the evil of tears and roast Pat for the way he speaks. Want to support the show?2021-05-0346 minStupid Fat HobbitsS3E12 - The Two-Way MirrorReminder to submit a written review to Apple Podcasts and share the show with your friends! The lads rehash Sully's Pop Takes from the previous week. Johnny has a bubble in his throat. Do you know who Stewart Cink is? Breaking News From Florida sees an esteemed artist scissor kick a polite tourist. Johnny's Pop Take strikes out at the Chic-fil-a old guard. Chris, of course, goes on a rant. Around the Table explores the oddity of Zoom meetings even though you can see the people you are meeting with through your window. Naturally, windows become a hot topic...2021-04-2646 minStupid Fat HobbitsS3E11 - Art School Bullying ft. The Meat MonsterGuest episode featuring comedian, Peter Sullivan. Peter Sullivan is a stand-up comedian and comedy writer who has performed at several prestigious venues throughout the US. and has written for several famous comedians. Check out Sully's socials:Instagram: @psullivan27TikTok: @psullivan27Twitter: @_ImSullyYoutube: Peter Sullivan--Sully delves into the employment plight of the modern comedian. Bullies become the bullied in Art School. The lads re-investigate Bully School: the Harvard of comedy schools designed to make people funny through targeted harassment. Sully examines the anthropological roots of comedy. Chris gets only one other...2021-04-191h 04Stupid Fat HobbitsS3E10 - The Power of NostalgiaChris screams Pat's name in a loud little-boy voice. Does organic alcohol make you feel better in the morning? Pat reminisces about The Mighty Ducks and muses about the pain of nostalgia. Johnny could not care less about his childhood, except for one simple thing that he could easily recapture. Johnny's army of Virginians attack Maryland in a questionable Pop Take poll that garnered over 80% of vote. Breaking News From Florida walks us through the story of a man, his magnet, and a potentially explosive visit to Taco Bell. A true comeback story for Taco Bell. Johnny drops a bo...2021-04-1345 minStupid Fat HobbitsS3E9 - The Most Awkward WednesdayIn an attempt to debate the merits and identity of Michelob Ultra, the lads viciously attack cyclists instead. Pat's Pop Take, "Spirit Airlines is a good airline," is hijacked by the listeners. Pat chews old, sweaty sticks of gum. Chris' LOTR Impersonation rulings have now aligned with the listener vote 5/5 times. Breaking News From Florida brings forth the classic and beloved tale of "The Urinal Breaker and His Naked Woodland Journey." Chris goes off on another personal and vindictive rant - this time on the people of Pittsburgh. Johnny's Pop Take harshly criticizes people from Maryland, something both Pat a...2021-04-0550 minStupid Fat HobbitsS3E8 - Idaho: Potatoes or People?The lads have one question for you: Are you a potato? Pat aches for a lost love. Willie Brown's second pop take on fat Ryan Reynolds becomes the second take to pop. The lads still can't figure out if they should celebrate if a take gets popped. Betsy Barthelona's take on mullets being hot is not confirmed by the listeners. Moby Dick analogies go awry. Breaking News From Florida reveals the imminent threat of a zealot leading a turtle army to both save and destroy the world. Chris is a Shell shopper. Chris also says many things that don't make...2021-03-2957 minStupid Fat HobbitsS3E7 - Grapes, Salt, and Hot MulletsGuest episode featuring the esteemed Betsy "Barthelona." The show begins with verbal assaults directed toward Pat. Very original. Johnny sits like a toddler. Chris is weak. Betsy brings forth a challenge of the, uhh, challenging variety. Everyone learns science. His Lordship JP Royals mobilized the voters for his Pop Take, "Pizza from New York is shit," and 51% of you agreed. Despite some voting discrepancies, this is the first official one to pop. Chris is now 4/4 on LOTR Impersonation calls. The lads review a marvelous listener review. Breaking News From Florida covers a fascinating voluntary drug test. Betsy loves mullets. This...2021-03-2257 minStupid Fat HobbitsS3E6 - His Lordship Hath ReturnedLet the trumpets blare and the bugles bugle. Let the minstrels go forth and sing the good news: His Lordship hath returned. Wedding stories are hinted at but not told. Previous Pop Takes are analyzed. Chris has issues with vanity. Johnny and Pat are axeholes. Johnny brings a royal family rant of the day to the table. Chris is the media. The lads bar pancakes from every being brought up again. Another guest Pop Take regarding food starts a vicious argument about principles of delectability and culinary convictions. Chris and Johnny get extremely defensive and resort to ad hominem...2021-03-1552 minStupid Fat HobbitsS3E5 - A Story of Sea MammaliansThis one is big on sea mammalians. Starfish selling clam pearls, the last march of the sea turtles, the birthing rates of sea horses, unicorns with unihorns, formal giraffes, and monogamous wolves. Chris continues the time-honored tradition of cracking jokes that don't make sense. Breaking News From Florida continues the animal theme with a massive blow to the prestigious and elderly iguana community. Johnny exploits a tragic death just to make a pun. Chris brings forth his Pop Take about the show, Community, and continues to make references to the show, ironically challenging any sense of community this episode...2021-03-0844 minStupid Fat HobbitsS3E4 - Napoleon Dynamite's Stunt DoubleLonger guest episode ft. Downtown Willie Brown. Nut milk and tree milk. Maple. Sean Astin. Stranger Things. Willie sits on the floor and doesn't like it. Napoleon Dynamite. Willie lays down a threat. Pat ruins everything. Previous Instagram polls are discussed. After an official recount, Chris officially ekes by in the previous LOTR Impersonation Contest with two mail-in ballots coming after the deadline. Willie puts his hair in a bun. Willie and Pat continue to trade punches. Willie brings an around the table that is quite literally, a lie. Chris, in a very inhospitable manner, submits his own question...2021-03-0158 minStupid Fat HobbitsS3E3 - The Tortellini TragedyChris speaks to himself in the night. Johnny has another depressing story concerning food. Pat makes a decent pun. Chris does a post-presidential Trump impression. Johnny gets crowned. Pat becomes half-king. Johnny's expert journalism highlights flapjacks and threats to Obama's life. Chris doesn't know things. Johnny thinks a movie starring a frog is a top-tier movie. Things get chippy. The show ends on a sorrowful note as Pat faces off with Chris in the LOTR Impersonation Contest. Make sure to follow the lads on Instagram to cast your vote on the Pop Take of the week and th...2021-02-2241 minStupid Fat HobbitsS3E2 - Saving Major FunkduBest recipe for a good episode: Start out with a little testy, reach into the DM's, and end with a listener sea shanty. Chris pronounces Borat like a buffoon. A listener-submitted Breaking News From Florida delves into the world of police dispatchers, rogue 911 calls, and remarkably accurate tattoos. Pat comes out swinging with a British bowlcut Pop Take; Chris refuses to let it be. He becomes so furious he starts shaking. A long winding road of vigorous debate ensues. In the Trenches with Tolkien starts with a dangerous night mission to capture (or save?) Major Funkdu. The lads then...2021-02-1548 minStupid Fat HobbitsS3E1 - Brad Pitt: An Average-Looking Man?The beacons have been lit. The lads are back with new life and new segments. The more things change the more they stay the same. The lads introduce their first new segment, Pop Takes, where someone brings up a hot take in pop culture - cue rabid infighting. It's the pitts. As Chris says, the proof will be in the pudding, so let's save the pudding for dessert. Oh what's that? Another new segment. Yeah that's right. This one is dubbed In the Trenches with Tolkien and brings forth original and brilliant analysis of Tolkien's work. We read between th...2021-02-0845 min
Release The Clowns Sketch Comedy PodcastRelease The Clowns Sketch Comedy Podcast Episode 88Season 4 kicks up with a bumper episode of brand new sketches. We've got everything from sodding hobbits to daft kiddie craft, disgruntles wizards, confused columnists, dire dating, a woman who has it all and a miserable Dark Lord. Yeah, in your face, Pandemic!2020-12-0729 min
The Dice & Die - A Dungeons & Dragons (& other TTRPG) PodcastS1E37 - “They’re taking the hobbits to Wyvern Tor”On the hunt for the orc raiders that captured Carp and Droop, the adventurers travel cross country hot on their tail, before realising “oh shit yeah, the town mayor told us there were orcs at wyvern tor, lets just go there!”
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Recorded live every Tuesday evening at 8.30pm UK t...2020-10-261h 20Stupid Fat HobbitsSeason 2 Finale - Part 2And that's a wrap! Thank you all so much for listening and being a part of this community! We truly do appreciate each and every one of you. If you want to be eligible for a chance at some SFH goodies, we ask that you do the following two things by October 30: 1) Fill out our Season 2 survey here or in our Instagram bio so we can make the show more entertaining: https://forms.gle/VNDsCagwC54FMKpH62) Write us a review on Apple Podcasts! Not only does this help us in the long run, but we will definitely r...2020-10-231h 25Stupid Fat HobbitsSeason 2 Finale - Part 1After a long day of technical difficulties, the lads rose like a collective Phoenix from the ashes and were able to record the first part of the finale...without Johnny. He's not a Phoenix, he's more like an arthritic pigeon. Please fill out our survey in our Instagram bio to make Season 3 amazing: https://forms.gle/BMpaVvZ5wP39rkQD6And write a review on Apple Podcasts if you'd like us to read it on the show: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/stupid-fat-hobbits/id1484916483And finally, and an end of season bonus - all of the...2020-10-1659 minStupid Fat HobbitsBest of SFH - Outro MontageThis week the Lads are celebrating the first two seasons of the show with a montage of some of their favorite podcast outros! Whether it's petty insults, bad puns, or the countless songs that are sung, this episode has it all. Join us for a look back at our first two seasons!2020-10-0224 minStupid Fat HobbitsS2E16 - Who is the Beloved?The lads agree to not insult one another for the entirety of the episode. Naturally, they poke and prod and test the line. Pat describes his close call with a raccoon...and also his close call with a shark in the same week. Johnny and Pat expound on dolphin culture. Breaking News From Florida questions the morality, legality, and economic impact of dwarf-throwing. Pat interrupts Around the Table to figure out which host is "The Beloved."The Two ATT questions for the day: 1) What's the worst buy one, get one free deal? 2) What sport would be best where the...2020-09-251h 08Stupid Fat HobbitsS2E15 - Forget What You ForgotThe lads discuss the stupid trope in movies and books where characters are reminded they are forgetting something but they can't figure out what they've forgot. Mikey "Doctor" Temple's name is thrown around far too often. Bombshell: The lads like sports. They have mascaraded as full-blown nerds for far too long. The Intellectual explains how research is different from research. If you have yet to see the scrub hits 50yd fg video, here you go: https://youtu.be/7SL2SWR3o2k. Chris reads listener answers to "what's the funniest thing David Attenborough could narrate?" More polls are promised...2020-09-1844 minStupid Fat HobbitsS2E14 - The USPS-Jackson Hole ConspiracyPat believes he was part of the UVA basketball team. The delusions of the Intellectual continue. Chris describes his old bouncing days. Chris makes a pun that Johnny approves. The lads go into the age-old USPS-Jackson Hole conspiracy. Chris is too scared to watch Stranger Things. Johnny and Chris go off on a tangent about another podcast they have done while Pat stews. Pat brings the first question in Around the Table: what happens if the lads all go in for the same job interview at the same time? The lads consider taking their talents to Pizza Hut. Carole...2020-09-0454 minStupid Fat HobbitsS2E13 - The Steward of The Intellectual's Mind PalaceThe lads are back together and dropping some serious shade out of the gate! Pat decides to begin the show by insulting his colleagues with ancient Shakespearean insults. Chris then relives his embarrassing Cap Of Mishap challenge where he drags himself through the sand, all for the sake of comedy and "growth". Around the table then entails Pat posing the age-old question: are pumpkin spice lattes ruining fall, and are the stereotypes about the people who drink them fair? Chris goes on a rant. Shocker. Johnny simply doesn't like them and accuses Chris of secretly adoring the drink. Johnny...2020-08-281h 12Stupid Fat HobbitsS2E12 - Tony Hawk Skates Helm's DeepWell, this was unexpected. Pat shows his commitment by joining the show from the cramped quarters of a closet in Myrtle Beach. Warning: sound quality is a little less crispy due to Pat's toy microphone. In Breaking News From Florida, a wannabe cowboy frolics in the forest and gets the best of himself. His brain addled by the heat and Harry Potter-like studio, Pat struggles to pronounce basic words, continues to make unoriginal jokes, and forgets to begin segments. The lads choose which animal they would most like to be. Koalas are a hot topic. Chris thinks Ostriches can...2020-08-2142 minStupid Fat HobbitsS2E11 - Are you Diabetes?This one starts out hot. Chris calls himself Daddy. The lads discuss whether their episodes should be scripted. Banter time ventures into both weathering and wuthering heights, Pat's new attitude, and more. Breaking News From Florida involves a couple that finally comes out of the closet at a drug-infused Seaology Convention. The lads discuss whether they could do the news segment for another state. In Around the Table, Pat decries our culture of materialism while wearing a whole wardrobe of new clothes. Johnny and Chris aren't having it. Pat invents a new phrase: "Don't throw out the pumpkin with...2020-08-071h 09Stupid Fat HobbitsS2E10 - The Soggy SandwichJohnny has a bad day. A sad day. A soggy sandwich kinda day. Pat tries to help him fix his bleak attitude - this backfires. Breaking News From Florida makes absolutely no sense. It involves narcotics, a hungry man, Coldplay lyrics, family blackmail, pizza, and Nazis. Pat and Chris lead a tangent concerning the famous rapper, Juicebox. Johnny is not enthused. Pat reminisces about an old Welch's commercial. Laughter and joy are plentiful, so Johnny has to be a buzzkill and being up his soggy sandwich again. Chris brazenly challenges The Intellectual on the definition of ontology and takes hi...2020-07-2453 minStupid Fat HobbitsS2E9 - Sad Jay Cutler Eats Sadder McMuffinThe lads begin with a killer segment: taxes. Please send your legal questions to sfhpodcasts@gmail.com. The lads continue to discuss The Internal Revenue Service despite repeated attempts to steer the conversation away. Johnny jumps in with a fire Breaking News From Florida. This one involves a Taco Bell, a tasty form of identity, and well, fire. Chris makes a bad pun and recovers his dignity by using the "shotpun" approach. Johnny is still learning how to read aloud. Once again, the lads try and figure out how cars work. Trending Celebs is back with a bit of...2020-07-171h 01Stupid Fat HobbitsS2E8 - A Declaration of IndependenceJohnny and Pat declare their independence from Chris and host the show. Pat hasn't seen Hot Rod. Chris demonstrates his manipulative hosting power. Johnny's Corner is just about what you'd expect it to be. Pat, overwhelmed by the moment, reads CNN. The host and the other host ask the ex-host to bring an Around the Table...to the table. Alexa talks about snails. Alexa is dumb and useless. The lads bash Alexa. Pat, as senior co-host, begins a round of questioning about every-day trinkets and things taken for granted in order to foster debate and deep thought in a...2020-07-101h 01Stupid Fat HobbitsS2E7 - Romantic Relations with the PoliceT-shirt promo ends today. Code is Shadowfax. This one"s short and sweet. The lads take calls during the show. Pat gets a hole-in-one. A man in Florida attempts to have romantic relations with the entire police force...and wins his case. Around the Table explores the ubiquitous issue of the "middle-seat." Many callers weigh in on the problem. Offended by the goading of a bold caller from Swaziland, Pat challenges the cocky upstart to run the gauntlet of "Do You Have What It Takes to Be an Intellectual?" Johnny concludes the episode with a thought. Harry Potter. Wingardium...2020-06-2633 minStupid Fat HobbitsS2E6 - Delicious Potatoes and Distasteful Wind MissilesThe lads begin as they always do, by complaining about stuff. Johnny and Pat form a quick alliance against Chris who has never seen a certain movie that tickles Johnny and Pat's fancy. Review the Review leads the lads down a path of wonderment, as they speculate the age of their listeners and fall into a rant about the Holy Roman Empire. Pat then sabotages Breaking News From Florida and takes us into Europe where a foul deed was committed that broke multiple public decency laws and may have violated the Geneva Convention. Chris claims mashed potatoes are the...2020-06-191h 06Stupid Fat HobbitsS2E5 - The Great Sauce DebateT-shirt promo code in the episode. After a brief and unexplained hiatus, the lads return to determine which baked goods they are. The incomparable Gran Phyllis and her granddaughter read their reviews. Trending Celebs in Shelob's Web brings Donald Glover, Chris Evan's, and NASCAR to Middle-Earth. In Around the Table, Pat throws some sauce into the mix and a long, semi-fruitful, and possibly pointless debate ensues.2020-06-121h 07Stupid Fat HobbitsS2E4 - A Chicken Named HuhnThe Spaniard joins us for a second time. Chris says lol. Another "welcome" debacle ensues. The lads immediately put Johnny on the defensive concerning his poor life choices. Betsy gives her last words. Johnny once again tries to take credit for something he did not actually do. For Review the Review, Pat reads a hand-written letter that listener Anthony Clements mailed to the studio. Another listener, Chris Beatty, unexpectedly calls into the show and demands a LOTR impersonation. In Breaking News From Florida, a chicken named Huhn is booted for acting the cock. Betsy brings her own segment to...2020-05-2955 minStupid Fat HobbitsS2E3 - This Podcast Is Better Than CatsHear ye! Hear ye! Get you t-shirts at the new merch store: teespring.com/stores/sfh-merch. The lads stumble out of the gate over podcast etiquette: Who welcomes who? And how many times? Chris is a greedy miser and talks about selling t-shirts for way too long. The lads read an excellent review from a borderless baker named Michael L, also known as Schmeichel Schmeichel. If you'd like to help the lads out AND be featured on the podcast, feel free to write a review in the Apple Podcasts app! If you'd like to help...2020-05-2248 minStupid Fat HobbitsS2E2 - Grilled Cookies: They'll Bring the House DownThis one starts out with some baseless accusations concerning lottery tickets. The lads explore the intricacies of the vegetable world. Chris does not seem to understand what squash is. Obviously, this leads to the question of whether chestnuts would be better roasted on a closed fire. Breaking News explores the dangers of baking cookies while naked. Trending Celebs sees an Office-heavy crew, with vigorous debates over John Krasinski's true essence, a simple solution for Steve Carell, and an anti-climactic end with supposed Tik-Tok star Trey Kennedy. LOTR Impersonation comes in with a guttural trill and goes out with a...2020-05-151h 00Stupid Fat HobbitsS2E1 - Trending Celebs in Shelob's WebSeason 2 is nigh. The lads are back with their undeserved second chance and begin by exploring how Twitter was created. Johnny talks about whiskey. Shocker. Listen at 11:44 to hear Pat turn into a dying monster. Review the Review comes back to thunderous applause as Robert of Virginia lavishes Johnny with false praise and flatteries. Breaking News From Florida involves alcohol (of course), a black widow, and an invisible pig. The segment devolves into wildly inaccurate discussions of insects and other such creatures. Johnny thinks Alzheimers is called All-Timers. The lads introduce a new segment: Trending Celebs in Shelob's Web...2020-05-0857 minStupid Fat HobbitsSeason 1 Finale! Part 3The third and final part of the trilogy. The following guests join the show: Shaun "Blarshe" Pacious, Monica "Spends her parents' hard-earned money at 7-Eleven" Pacious; Ryan "Guest episode bombed" Bartels; and Josh "Ip Man" Clarke. We continue to ask the hard-hitting questions that the world has been clamoring for. As this 4-hour extravaganza comes to a close, we are utterly exhausted from talking to so many peasants for so long. If we can recover from this, join us May 1st for Season 2!2020-04-181h 28Stupid Fat HobbitsSeason 1 Finale! Part 2The 2nd installment in the three-part season finale, otherwise known as "The Johnny Gets Roasted Trilogy." Guests include long-time listener Chris Beatty; big corn fan Sarah Meehan; legendary bartender and breadman Michael Loria; Downtown-Hashbrownz Willie Brown, and...Billy Himpler, poop joke enthusiast.2020-04-181h 07Stupid Fat HobbitsSeason 1 Finale! Part 1It's the final episode of Season 1!! We decided to take live calls from our fans to end Season 1 with a bang which turned into a three and a half-hour extravaganza. An occasion of merriment and much gravitas. The gracious peasants who called in did not disappoint in the slightest and gave us many a chuckle. Due to the high demand to be on the show and our desire to take every call we received, we decided to break the finale up into 3 episodes all filled with the voices of the people insulting Johnny. We thoroughly enjoyed it. So sit...2020-04-1759 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E22 - Carole Baskin (Clickbait)This is the first sponsored episode and probably the last. The lads are beginning to lose it. In an attempt to stay fresh and provide variety, they turned to a free-form episode. No segments -- slam poetry, if you will. There are no rules in quarantine. Johnny gives an important historical anecdote concerning carrots. The lads discuss their various activities in quarantine, including Pat and Chris taking on Johnny in an epic chess match. The lads discuss the rise of Tiger King and create a new Carole Baskin segment. Carole Baskin killed her husband. Somehow, the lads wriggle into w...2020-04-0340 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E21 - The "Mimes" of MoriaIn this week's episode, Johnny plays the victim almost immediately (as usual, what a loser). The lads again implore the audience for random content and lament the trials and tribulations of quarantine. Puns are afoot. The Intellectual names Johnny the captain of the ship and Chris, the helmsman (still scratching our heads on this). The podcast moves on to Johnny's Corner which explores the secrets of silent fighting. And in Imagine If, what the hell would drunk white girls sing at the end of the night if "Mr. Brightside" didn't exist? Oh, and Johnny hates soup. To end the...2020-03-2739 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E20 - Pickles Tickle the Fickle NickelOn our first quarantine show, pickles and sickles tickle the fickle nickel in an unbridled trickle. Johnny casts down all those who enjoy their steaks well-done. Does anyone know the difference between myoglobin and hemoglobin? Are puns the lowest form of comedy? Do you enjoy them? Meanwhile, Chris traverses the lonely road to insanity. On the cusp, Chris desperately clings to his idea of wisdom by giving a tomato "metaphor." Breaking News From Florida sees a limbless cutthroat rolling away from law enforcement. The lads explore the intricacies of the medical drama. Old jokes are brought to the fore...2020-03-2047 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E19 - Wheezy's WeezerThe lads begin this week's episode on a very polarizing topic: whose laugh is best? It's not Pat's. They then contemplate destroying the podcast altogether (literally destroying). Chris falls through clouds and apparently forces his co-workers to do Winnie the Pooh reenactments. The Intellectual then discovers he is wearing the same socks from episode 1, which reminds him to burn them ASAP. Chris doesn't sleep well. Johnny then rights the ship and takes us into Breaking News From Florida, where a man turns himself in for killing his imaginary friend, Happy. Johnny and Pat then gang up on Chris (per...2020-03-1355 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E18 - The SpaniardA guest joins today's show. Her name? Betsy Reig. Her background? Spain. And boyfriends. And Miller Lite. The lads and lass (ladssies?) discuss the very topical Corona beer, which is obviously the catalyst of the virus. Various social interactions and alcohol preferences are discussed which you guys won't care about. Chris is put in his rightful place as usual. No one has any idea what To Kill a Mockingbird was about. The guest arrives ready to shred some gnar. Russia and Iran join the listener base. The crew explores Betsy's "Barthelonian" roots. Breaking News from Florida sees the courtroom...2020-03-061h 11Stupid Fat HobbitsS1E17 - Norwegian PinocchioA caller rudely interrupts the show. Do hobbits eat berries? The twitter contest winners are announced. Shout out to Cormac Goodwin for designing the first ever SFH t-shirt. Johnny pauses the show in a desperate gamble to retain his intellectuality from last episode. The Intellectual gives closing ceremony remarks. Johnny's Corner continues the theme of lies and deceit. Chris thinks Pinnochio takes place in Norway. Chris also thinks having a big nose gives you an advantage in soccer. Around the Table delves into the social fabric of artificial train communities. Imagine If takes us back to the time of J...2020-02-2836 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E16 - Assistant to The IntellectualChris likes to stuff socks in his pants. The LOTR Impersonation contest sees Johnny give the worst Gollum impression of all time. Johnny's Corner gives rise to a rather brief but serious look into the failings of the Hobbit--The Intellectual seizes his moment. Chris finds another gem on Amazon concerning hairspray. Emboldened by his comedic discovery, Chris tries to take control of "Do You Have What It Takes to Be an Intellectual?" Johnny takes a hop into the world of beer and attempts to accomplish the unthinkable. Follow us on all the tweetstagrams if you so desire.2020-02-2137 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E15 - Magical Butt ExplosionsBe sure to follow us on Twitter @sfh_podcast and listen in to hear the "rules" of our first twitter contest. Today, the lads come out firing immediately, starting with Pat being dissatisfied with his treatment on the show. Pat decries the preponderance of meme culture and meme plagiarism. Chris thinks comedy is knock-knock jocks and anti-jokes. Tempers flare and insults are cast. Chris is angry that The Intellectual has the humility to sit in a beach chair, thus revealing Chris' deep-"seated" insecurity. The lads determine that Psych is the most underrated comedy of all time. Chris officially...2020-02-1453 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E14 - Faulty Fans and Optimal OrcsFollow us on Twitter. We want to include everyone in our absurd but enlightening conversations! Remember, don't be an Old Man Willow, be a Tom Bombadillo!Today, the lads ride down the Withywindle and explore whether they are thinkers-then-speakers or speak-to-think-thinkers. Those phrases are canon now. Pat eats chips to keep an ideal glycemic rate. Johnny goes to not one, not two, but three different corners, bouncing from fired actors to the original Grammar Nazi to performing 25% of the macarena. Apparently, it's weird to check the weather. Johnny keeps his wallet in his back pocket. Imagine If...2020-02-0749 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E13 - Babushka, S'il Vous PlaîtChris is reading (or listening, to be exact) to the LOTR books for the FIRST time! We challenge you guys to read them again and give Chris the moral support he so desperately needs. With our combined literary and cinematic knowledge, we shall be unstoppable. Today, a French linguistic influence simmers beneath the surface. Chris recounts the tale of meeting Andrew Rea, the creator of Binging with Babish, when suddenly an intruder appears and challenges Chris for podcast dominance. The intruder, undeterred, remains. Pat wonders about the struggles of short people and laments his failing body. The lads question...2020-01-3152 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E12 - Stolen Library Books and Curious CentaursWhat's your favorite 'nini? How about 'lini? Does Obi-Wan "download" himself into the force? Can you guess what movie Pat is referring to at 48:44? Let us know at https://www.instagram.com/sfh_podcast/ or at sfhpodcasts@gmail.com. The lads discuss the origins of the "Stupid Fat Hobbits" name. Pat uses the word "impedes" wrong. The boys spend way too much time talking about shoes and libraries. Johnny exposes the hidden black market of stolen library books. In a stroke of genius, the lads determine that the USA is literally #1. Johnny gives a remarkably accurate definition of third-world...2020-01-2250 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E11 - Pizza Slaps and Plate LickingHave a question, feedback, segment idea, or story you want to share?Email: sfhpodcasts@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/sfh_podcast/An avid listener joins today's show. His name? Michael "Doctor" Temple. His background? Craft beer. Check out his (and Chris') craft brew podcast, "Don't Stop Beerlieving." In Breaking News From Florida," the lads cover birth privacy, parental confusion, pizza slaps, and many similar issues that we navigate in our daily lives. Michael realizes he still has a father and then goes on a long, fruitless tangent about Oedipus. Michael also asks whether p...2020-01-1548 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E10 - The Return of the PeasantChris returns from The Matterhorn with a broken neck and a broken ego. Johnny is deeply resentful because Chris and Pat recorded The Christmas Special without him. Pat becomes the victim that all fat people fear. Chris regales the audience with his Swiss exploits. Pat and Johnny don't care. The lads broach the challenging topic of New Years' resolutions. Ultracrepidarians are discussed. Johnny returns with a genuine "Breaking News From Florida." The lads dig deep to discover what their memoirs would sound like. Out of utter laziness, the lads resort to a LOTR "Guess the Quote Contest" with a...2020-01-0951 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E9 - The Christmas SpecialMerry Christmas ya filthy animals! Boy oh boy, this is a big one. In the spirit of Christmas, and also because Chris is leaving us to go galavant in the Swiss Alps next week, we have provided a longer show today. Sadly, Johnny could not make it home for Christmas, but we were privileged to have an honorable guest stand in for him. His name? Michael Buono. His background? Songs. The lads officially launch 'Review the Review' and read an illuminating review, or shall I say, novella, from one Cormac Goodwin. Johnny, ahem, Michael introduces a very confusing 'Breaking...2019-12-251h 25Stupid Fat HobbitsS1E8 - Scrub Hits 50 Yard Field GoalWelcome one, welcome all! This week the lads are joined by another special guest. His name? Ryan Bartels. His background? Deep sea fishing... maybe. Coming off a full day of physical activity, the lads boast of their field goal kicking prowess. Despite all odds, the withering Pat drills a 50 yarder. Be sure to visit https://scrubhits50yarder.wixsite.com/video for the video to prove it. Chris and Ryan hit from 40. Johnny hit form 27, drank white claws, and was not a winner. The lads then premier the "Around the Table" segment jingle, then proceed to avoid the segment. Johnny...2019-12-1848 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E7 - Do You Have What It Takes to Be an Intellectual?Arise, Peasant Kingdom, and join us for the show! This is the one where Chris introduces the episode multiple times. The lads define a real baker's dozen, spend way too much time on sock talk, and wonder how weird it is to dine alone at a nice restaurant. Johnny and Pat share an intellectual Where's Waldo moment. Chris and Pat get two steps closer to discovering why Johnny is the way that he is. The Intellectual introduces a new segment, "Do You Have What It Takes to Be an Intellectual?" and tests the common man and the peasant on t...2019-12-1138 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E6 - Flautists and Homeless PercussionistsThe lads start off with a bit of cantering baby banter and introduce a new segment called "Breaking News From Florida." This week's news involves a mother, her son, his mannequin, and some dumplings. The mannequin talk gives rise to a pseudo cage match of genies vs robots vs mannequins vs house-elves. After explaining (somewhat correctly but very poorly) how soap works, the boys discuss homeless percussionists and flute-playing. Pat tries his best at an Australian accent and fails; Chris does quite well in this regard. These fearless media tycoons introduce another segment, "Review the Review" and then dive...2019-12-0450 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E5 - Cassius' CashewsWhy hello there! And a Happy Thanksgiving to you, you wonderful, lovely listener. If you hear an obnoxious chewing noise, do not be alarmed...that’s just Pat munching on Dove chocolates. On today’s show, the lads work on their peanut puns and invent a new brand of cashews. They also come to a unanimous determination on who will be the first to die. In a reasonably coherent Around the Table, they discuss whether it’s rude to speak English in foreign countries, with the usual jabs at the French. Kudos to you if you realized that English is an...2019-11-2736 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E4 - His Lordship Part 2The lads introduce three new segments: ‘Around the Table,’ ‘Cage Match,’ and ‘Imagine If.’ What would the world be like if everyone had the same name? Plus, in our very first Cage Match, Chris and Johnny drop a french toast bombshell that continues to haunt Pat to this day. The french toast debate gets very messy, especially because Chris says pancakes are better and then launches into a vicious defense of how to eat french toast correctly. The Lord of the Rings Impersonation contest gets a boost from our esteemed guest, who belts out a perfect Saruman. Johnny crumbles under the pre...2019-11-2038 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E3 - His Lordship Part 1Would you like to hear a group of unintelligent friends speculate wildly over the answers to basic questions? In today’s episode, the lads invite a buddy on the show because they believe in the eternal power of friendship. The guest? His Lordship, JP Royals. His background? Irrelevant. Johnny shows how to order a beer in flawless Chinese. Pat doesn’t like how pho is pronounced. The lads thoughtfully consider the intricacies of urinal privacy and the proper method of pooping. Other important issues are discussed including this biggie: Is it insulting to not take a serving of every dish w...2019-11-1339 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E2 - The Clam JokeThe lads delve deep into their childhood knowledge of chocolate milk and expose their cultural ignorance regarding the movie Airplane. The intellectual is finally stumped by a joke, and a bad one at that. Somehow, they end up giving real analysis about the failure of the Hobbit movies. They finally stumble onto a topic of import -- why do we follow pop-culture? -- only to deflect it multiple times and never explore the question (a theme that will be all too common on the show). After a brief exploration of melon, Pat and Johnny explain how bees make honey...2019-11-0632 minStupid Fat HobbitsS1E1 - This Is a PodcastWelcome one and all to our inaugural show! Today, we review the proper pronunciation of Coors, Pat proclaims himself an intellectual, and Johnny explains why he hates everyone. Chris, our fearless leader, goes rogue and demands that Johnny and Pat perform for him -- thus launching our first official segment: ‘The Lord of the Rings Impersonation Contest.’ At the time of recording, we had just finished watching all three Lord of the Rings films (extended versions, of course), so this episode is a little heavier on the LOTR material. We refuse to apologize. Have a question, segment idea...2019-10-2534 min
The CommonsThe Temperance Report: Hobbits and HogwartsWelcome back to The Commons, a podcast featuring conversations and contemplation about the challenges of school life and leadership, hosted by Dr. Brian Phillips.In this episode, Brian is joined by his brilliant daughter, Temperance, for a conversation about books and reading. They discuss favorite book series, reading habits, and a comparison of Middle Earth and Hogwarts! Remember: subscribe, rate, review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-01-0318 min
The Nerd Gospel PodcastEp. 32: The Friendship of HobbitsIn this episode, we carry you on our backs into the very fires of Mount Doom! Join us as we discuss friendship, hobbits, and the odd eating habits of Swedish people. If you enjoy this, then please share with your friend/friends/best friend/acquaintances. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-02-1243 min
Papo Viagem PodcastRotorua e Hobbiton: Papo Viagem Podcast 073Conheça as atrações de Rotorua e Hobbiton na Nova Zelândia com o Papo Viagem Podcast!
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O episódio de hoje do Papo Viagem Podcast apresenta as atrações turísticas singulares da cidade de Rotorua, na Ilha Norte da Nova Zelândia.
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Archaeological FantasiesHobbits, Canibals, Ethnocentrism, and Homo floresiensis - Episode 46
This episode Jeb and Sara talk about Homo floresiensis affectionately known as Hobbits, and Liang-Bua Cave. What do we know about H. floresiensis, how has this discovery been represented by the media, and why are these tinny hominids being represented as cannibals by Animal Planet?Links
3D interactive map of Liang-Bua Cave Homo floresiensis-like fossils from the early Middle Pleistocene of FloresAge and context of the oldest known hominin fossils from FloresRevised stratigraphy and chronology for Homo floresiensis at Liang Bua in IndonesiaHomo floresiensis Remains Unique, Valid SpeciesA Critical Evaluation of the Down Syndrome Diagnosis for...2016-07-181h 07
Pseudo-ArchaeologyHobbits, Canibals, Ethnocentrism, and Homo floresiensis - Episode 46This episode Jeb and Sara talk about Homo floresiensis affectionately known as Hobbits, and Liang-Bua Cave. What do we know about H. floresiensis, how has this discovery been represented by the media, and why are these tinny hominids being represented as cannibals by Animal Planet?2016-07-181h 09
WBHN-NJ#25: Drunken HobbitsIn today's podcast we discuss Hobbits and much more! www.ArmageddonRecords.com2016-01-0904 min