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Monkey BaatElon's Nazi Salute, Trump's Comeback, & the Legend of Himesh Reshamiya
In this episode of Monkey Baat, we break down Elon Musk’s controversial Nazi salute moment, discuss Trump’s chaotic return, we also dive into Modiji’s upcoming conversation with Lex Fridman and wrap it up with the iconic badassery of Ravikumar.
timestamps:
0:00 - elon’s salute: nazi or nah?
10:08 - modi ji x lex: a crossover we didn’t expect
14:06 - badass ravikumar for oscars
20:23 - men are simple creatures
31:00 - would you forgive your bro for sleeping with your girl?
36:56 - weird kinks: from feet to… you don’t want to know
43:55 - outro
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2025-01-2645 minMonkey BaatYograj Singh’s Alpha Take on Women and Power - Welcome to 2025
In this episode of Monkey Baat, we dive into Yograj Singh’s outrageous remarks on women and power, hilariously rank the most feminine languages, and debate the tragedy of pretty people. We also tackle modern parenting vs. old-school parenting and explore why people without phones seem so weird.
Timestamps:
0:00 - Alpha Intro You Didn’t Ask For
01:05 - Ranking the Most Masculine Languages
10:04 - Yograj Singh’s Alpha Wisdom on Women
17:34 - Hot Gym Girls and the Awkward Gym Story
29:20 - Screen Addiction and the Good Old Days
36:04 - Modern Parenting vs. Old-School Tough Love
48:41 - Why 90 Hours a Week i...
2025-01-1855 minMonkey BaatThis Episode Is About YOU (Also, We Go Wild)
In this episode of Monkey Baat, we talk about Trump’s The Apprentice, ponder what we'd do if we were filthy rich, debate whether prenups should be illegal, and Kalita opens up about his fears. Plus, we’ve got something special for you- our listeners can now be part of Monkey Baat!
Tune in for a hilarious, heartfelt, and unpredictable ride you won’t want to miss!
Timestamps:
0:00- Gay-Friendly Intro
01:36- Trump’s Film: The Apprentice
05:53- Prenups in India
11:06- Masculine Gays & Booty Shorts
17:24- Gym = Gay?
25:57- Kalita Gets Vulnerable
28:24- If We Were Rich…
33:03- Be On Our...
2024-12-2637 minMonkey BaatToxic Feminism SUCKS But It PAYS the Bills
In this episode of Monkey Baat, we dive into the hot topics making waves right now!
We discuss the Atul Subhash Case, unpack the nuances of toxic feminism, debate the fairness of alimony laws, and so much more. Tune in for a candid, thought-provoking conversation you won’t want to miss!
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2024-12-1739 minMonkey BaatWe Took a Break and Came Back Gayer Than Ever!
In this episode of Monkey Baat, we’re back after three months and kicking things off with a bang! We talk about why our parents are the ultimate weirdos, address some unexpected homophobic allegations, and hear all about Swaraj’s wild gay escapade. Plus, we debate the absurdity of couple’s therapy and somehow end up talking about Mike Tyson’s thicc assets. All this and much more in our chaotic comeback episode!
Timestamps:
0:00 - we’re back
3:37 - our parents are their own kinda weird
8:21 - addressing homophobic allegations
16:44 - Swaraj’s gay escapades
24:23 - Girls are boring
29:18 - Chivalry i...
2024-12-0748 minMonkey BaatUdayan's CRAZY Strip Club Story, Rizz Lessons, & Nepotism Accusations!
In this episode of Monkey Baat, we’ve got Udayan Duarah spilling the tea on his strip club misadventures, a surprise hooker detour, his acting career, and the one regret that haunts him. Also, stick around as Udayan drops some serious Rizz lessons!
Timestamps:
0:00 – welcome to chaos
00:37 – nepotism…kinda, but not really!
03:38 – Swaraj’s oscar-worthy meltdown
06:59 – Udayan’s wild strip club confessions
24:20 – thought it was disco, ended up with hookers
34:01 – Udayan’s great escape from home
42:45 – the “fu*k my life” call centre saga
45:55 – Udayan - not northeastern enough?
50:19 – biggest regret? you won’t believe this one
57:01 – Udayan’s masterclass on rizzing
1:05:45 – you m...
2024-09-051h 06Monkey BaatAhiran Sarma on Being a Woman-Hater, Weird P*rn & Why Podcasts Suck
In this episode of Monkey Baat we’ve got Ahiran Sarma, arguably the funniest creator in Assam, we talk about why podcasts suck, our weirdest p*rn stories, comedy, films, his stint with mental health issues, our favourite filmmakers and much more!
Timestamps:
0:00 - intro
01:05 - why podcasts suck and why we’re doing one anyway
04:54 - wild world of weird p*rn and confessions
16:58 - Ahiran’s relationship status and is he a cheater
21:12 - to censor or not? The comedy conundrum
30:21 - Ahiran’s top advice for YouTube success
32:38 - Tv and Films’ most twisted moments
38:01 - cringe ins...
2024-08-241h 53Monkey Baat@aboyobbhuyan on Earnings, Building Assam's Top Podcast, & Homophobe Allegations!
In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about how Aboyob built Assam’s Top Podcast, his earnings, the impact of his podcast, discuss our favourite films, the state of media today, hilarious podcast stories, Joe Biden funniest moments and much more!
Timestamps:
0:00 - intro
2:42 - gaaliyan and weird names
6:43 - the female attention dilemma
7:53 - the pressure to keep it clean
11:06 - impact of the podcast
15:22 - journalism today - what went wrong?
19:50 - podcast prep
26:01 - funniest podcast experiences
32:25 - Aboyob is a homophobe?
41:11 - earnings revealed
50:56 - Anuv Jain’s Podcast
52:22 - chaotic podcast beginnings
56:05 - disc...
2024-08-031h 45Monkey BaatCRAZIEST Wedding, Trump Is Goated, & Vegans Suck!
In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about India’s Ambani’s Wedding, Trump’s attempted assassination, why vegans suck, Bhansali raising the stakes with impossible beauty standards and much more!
Timestamps:
0:00 - intro
1:42 - being proud is delusional
10:33 - Ambani Wedding
25:15 - Donald Trump Is Goated
31:28 - vegans suck
4536 - Bhansali Is obsessed with Whores
59:20 - outro
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2024-07-291h 01Monkey BaatIndia's WORLD CUP Victory, Birthday Blunders, & Bigg Boss OTT Drama!
In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about India’s T20 World Cup, Cricket Stories, girls who like Osho, Birthdays, Bigg Boss and much more!
Timestamps:
0:00 - intro
0:24 - India wins WORLD CUP and Cricket stories
28:20 - bonding over misogyny and all wrong things
37:40 - girls who like Osho
42:40 - birthday stories
56:35 - Bigg Boss Ott 3
1:04:23 - outro
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2024-07-291h 04Monkey BaatCRAZIEST Wedding, Trump Is Goated, & Vegans Suck!
In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about India’s Ambani’s Wedding, Trump’s attempted assassination, why vegans suck, Bhansali raising the stakes with impossible beauty standards and much more!
Timestamps:
0:00 - intro
1:42 - being proud is delusional
10:33 - Ambani Wedding
25:15 - Donald Trump Is Goated
31:28 - vegans suck
4536 - Bhansali Is obsessed with Whores
59:20 - outro
Our socials:
Swaraj: https://instagram.com/swaraj_kalita_
Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik
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2024-07-281h 01Monkey BaatFake Gurus, Election Aftermath, & Comedy Classics!
In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about Elections, Kangana getting slapped, Rakhi Sawant's political career, Fake Gurus and much more!
Timestamps:
0:00 - intro
0:56 - comedy classics
5:18 - pirated films
11:45 - funny reels and woman hatred
8:17 - election gossip
22:13 - Kangana got slapped
29:45 - democracy is overrated
35:09 - are we sexist?
48:38 - would we f*ck a guy for $1000000
51:42 - fake gurus
1:06:29 - Swaraj’s acting career
1:09:01 - outro
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2024-06-261h 10Monkey BaatMuskan Karia's Crazy Food Reviews, Wild Road Rage, and Panchayat Talk!
In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about Muskan Karia, King’s Cannes Interview, road rage stories, Panchayat and more!
Timestamps:
0:00 - intro
0:20 - King’s Cannes Interview
2:32 - fat marwadis
4:16 - crazy cheating stories
9:22 - Raveena Tandon hits old lady
11:48 - Subham’s road rage fiasco
30:05 - Panchayat Talk
35:37 - Swaraj molests fat aunty
40:29 - woman molesters
42:39 - would you rather
45:03 - futuristic slut
47:57 - Bukowski
52:00 - Muskan’s Crazy Food Reviews
58:59 - gory videos at 3 in the night
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Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik
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2024-06-261h 01Monkey BaatBabil Khan, Swati v/s AAP and Madgaon Express Review
In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about baby reindeer and our stalking experiences, funerals, Swati Maliwal v/s AAP debacle, Babil khan’s trolling and we also review Madgaon Express.
Timestamps:
0:00 - stalkers and baby r*ndi deer
2:57 - Tickler died and funerals
10:58 - we got no social life
14:29 - Madgaon express review
24:35 - All India rank and Kota days
30:09 - psychoanalysing and Pakistani scams
34:31 - Swati Maliwal v/s AAP
37:26 - Is Babil faking it?
41:22 - simping
46:30 - gay validation
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2024-06-2655 minMonkey BaatBitch Thoughts, Mental Disorders and Masculine Gays!
In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about anxiety issues, mental health content, why dogs deserve respect, masculine gays, Trump’s 🍆 and much more!
Timestamps:
0:00 - mental health awareness
6:16 - making content outta mental disorders
8:30 - men crying
10:58 - what animal would we be?
12:00 - dogs deserve respect
18:59 - let Swaraj’s dog have some fun
25:17 - hating on Ranveer Allahbadia
29:49 - Trump’s 🍆
30:50 - does god have a sense of humour
32:02 - Subham had a near death experience
34:28 - bitch thoughts
35:33 - Swaraj died
36:54 - hospital adventures
40:24 - guy compliments v/s girl compliments
41:46 - gay characters being introd...
2024-05-121h 13Monkey BaatCrazy IPL, Why We Need TRANS Cricketers and Bihari Jews
In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about how CRAZY this IPL season has been going so far, we talk queer films and queer rights, we talk about why we need Trans Cricketers and how Biharis are the Jews of India.
Timestamps:
0:00 - corn preferences and paedophilic rights
02:53 - homophobia in Bollywood & queer cinema
25:24 - why we need TRANS Cricketers
29:57 - we love woman ipl
31:22 - Biharis are the Jews of India
40:04 - our misadventures with police
49:56 - This IPL season is crazy
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Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik
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2024-05-121h 13Monkey BaatBodybuilder Cinematic Universe, NSFW Taarak Mehta and Relationship Problems!
In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about the recent Rajat Dalal v/s everyone lafda that’s keeping us entertained these days, relationship problems, jerking off stories, Instagram influencers, recent dating failures and much more!
Timestamps:
0:00 - Swaraj walks in with gay energy
02:50 - would we do trans
10:51 - non-veg environmentalists
13:16 - in a world full of boys we are gentlemen
17:16 - black magic and dating
25:53 - who do influencers influence
25:57 - Taarak Mehta but NSFW
31:00 - the adventures of jerking off
40:06 - why your relationships suck
53:00 - how to solve relationship problems
1:01:20 - bodybuilder cinematic universe
1:09:00...
2024-04-011h 16Monkey BaatAmbani's Big Fat Indian Wedding, Is Shahrukh Racist and more!
In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about Anant Ambani and Radhika Merchant's pre wedding, Sharukh's racist remark, our favorite reel templates, fart humor and much more!
Timestamps:
0:00 - intro
04:13 - Ambani’s grand pre wedding
17:47 - Shahrukh khan is racist
24:33 - minor life update
30:14 - is Subham sexist?
34:12 - fav reel templates and dance master class
38:00 - fart humour and poem
45:34 - dance master class continued
49:33 - bad advices
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Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik
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2024-03-1353 min
Monkey BaatCRAZIEST Conspiracy Theories, Swaraj Gets Molested and More!
In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about Swaraj’s molestation story, conspiracy theories, UFOs, Aliens, WWE and more. If you're in need of a good laugh, this video is for you! Share your own conspiracy theories in the comments below.
Timestamps:
0:00 - intro
1:17 - Swaraj’s molestation story
19:23 - my billion dollar idea
27:44 - conspiracy theories are dumb
32:00 - harr cheez mazak nhi hoti
33:23 - Swaraj offends a girl(again)
39:56 - first ever conspiracy theory
43:22 - Joe Rogan’s Spotify deal is dumb
48:41 - Crazy UFO story
54:29 - OpenAI’s SOROS
57:36 - outro
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2024-02-2357 minMonkey BaatShahrukh SCREWED Us, Our Best and Worst Dates and More!In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk our funniest dating stories - the best and the worst, dating apps and valentine's day. If you're in need of a good laugh, this video is for you! Share your own dating stories in the comments below.
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Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik
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2024-02-141h 02Monkey BaatMore of Our Dumb School Stories!
In this episode of Monkey Baat we share our funniest and most embarrassing school stories! From mishaps in class to pranks gone wrong, we're spilling all the tea in this video. If you're in need of a good laugh, this video is for you! Share your own school stories in the comments below.
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2024-02-111h 00
Monkey BaatOur DUMBEST School Stories!
In this episode of Monkey Baat we share our funniest and most embarrassing school stories! From mishaps in class to pranks gone wrong, we're spilling all the tea in this video. If you're in need of a good laugh, this video is for you! Share your own school stories in the comments below.
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2024-02-0543 minMonkey BaatIndia's no 1 Feminist Podcast
In this episode of monkey baat we talk about feminism, chatty cab driver stories, our Instagram algorithm, Puneet superstar, Osho and more!
Timestamps:
0:00 - is Swaraj a woman hater?
09:35 - hatred on Instagram
19:09 - male feminists are low key sexists
21:25 - chatty cab drivers
35:00 - Instagram has changed
39:30 - Imran khan
44:38 - Aamir khan on pay gap
49:50 - Puneet superstar is new age Osho
1:01:48 - bad advices
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Subham: https://instagram.com/subhamparik
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2024-01-281h 04Monkey BaatRevisiting 90s and 2000s Cartoons that Defined Our Childhood!
In this episode of monkey baat we talk about our favourite childhood cartoons, crazy flight incidents, Jo koy’s golden globes disaster, the crazy Dubai parties influencers go to and our experience watching 12th fail.
Timestamps:
0:00 - intro
0:19 - I had a bad dream
4:00 - body shaming and bullying
9:50 - our favourite cartoons
17:18 - geeking out on Pokémon
32:30 - crazy airplane incident
36:01 - fly high institute Nagpur is the best
42:41 - great music recommendation
45:30 - Jo Koy’s golden globes disaster
52:10 - Dubai Porta Potty Parties are WILD
58:55 - 12th fail review
1:06:06 - bad advices and outro
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2024-01-281h 07Monkey BaatStephen Hawking Loves ORGIES, Chappelle Hates TRANS, and Midgets are Scary!
In this episode of monkey baat we talk about the Epstein list, Stephen Hawking and his connection with Epstein, the recent controversy with Dave Chappelle’s new special, midgets and our experiences with Trans people.
Timestamps:
0:00 - intro
1:24 - Jeffery Epstein list
5:47 - Stephen Hawking was on Epstein island
10:44 - Little people
12:34 - Stephen Hawking loves orgies
17:21 - Would I save Swaraj if he was working on Epstein island?
22:14 - Midgets are scary!
28:23 - Ricky Gervais Oscar speech was crazy
31:00 - Dave Chappelle Hates Trans People
47:18 - Akbar aur Bill burr
50:16 - we got harassed by a Trans person
57:07...
2024-01-121h 06Monkey BaatSexual Tension with Our Barbers, Karan Johar Appreciation, and 2023 review!
In this episode of monkey baat we talk about the best and worst of 2023, our barber stories, why swaraj quits from dating and we also simp on Karan Johar.
Timestamps:
0:00 - intro
1:34 - happy new year
6:22 - how’s 2023 been for us
11:03 - what’s been the worst year ever
12:55 - who’d we want to be molested by
18:22 - the best and worst of 2023
22:38 - saddest world cup loss
28:09 - barber stories
32:50 - swaraj officially quits dating
34:03 - karan johar fanfare
41:50 - bad advices and outro
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2024-01-0644 minMonkey BaatArchies: a nepotism nightmare, selling farts, and is Animal too hot to handle?In this episode we talk about Archies and how the casting ruined the film, weird kinks, masochism, Animal and it's cultural and societal impact amongst other things.
2023-12-251h 13Monkey BaatBARBIE, going VIRAL on Instagram and psychology ft. JaweriyaJaweriya is a content creator, psychology enthusiast and host of the podcast Emotalks. In this episode of monkeybaat we talked about if Barbie is anti men, content creation, the nature of social media fame and much more.
2023-08-121h 28Monkey BaatAssamese GHOSTS, AI takeover and MENTAL health stigma ft. Chinmoy BarmaChinmoy Barma is an Indian educator, filmmaker and storyteller. His recent AI art around the folklores and legends of Assam went viral and were featured in various newspapers. In this episode we talked about how he sees ghosts, the AI advancements and where do we stand on that, his struggle with mental health and much more.
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2023-08-041h 53Monkey BaatHow this ASSAMESE boy's film went to OSCARS!!Maharshi Tuhin Kashyap is a filmmaker from Assam who's made films like The Horse From Heaven, Poetry of whispers, Water Water Everywhere and written others such as Bulu Film and Boroxhun. His film The Horse From Heaven was the Official entry for Oscars in the short film category last year. In this episode we talk about his films, Impact of AI on Cinema, ghosts from Assam among other things.
2023-07-162h 39Monkey BaatWhy CASTE matters and cinema as a catalyst for social CHANGE! ft. Amrik(aka actorsahab)Amrik is an actor and filmmaker and writes and shares his ideas about films on Instagram. He’s also made several short films, his recent one being “Yeh Nayan Dare Dare”. In this episode of Monkey Baat we talk about his filmmaking process, casteism in cinema, why Bengali film industry is dying and other things.
Timestamps:
00:00 - intro
1:56 - his writing process
4:38 - genesis of yeh Nayan dare dare
6:23 - writing is a self hating job
9:05 - how to take criticism
12:46- writer’s block
14:59 - yeh Nayan dare dare’s making
19:00 - what’s his film about?
23:08 - making munda...
2023-06-181h 51Monkey BaatChatGPT EXPOSES bad friends, Pegging dismantles patriarchy and dating disasters!Swaraj Kalita is a writer, filmmaker, dancer and a poet. In this episode of monkey baat we talked about how pegging dismantles patriarchy, his new film, feminism, out dating disasters and much more.
Timestamps-
00:00 - Intro
00:53 - pegging dismantles patriarchy
7:53 - is sex geared towards a man’s pleasure alone
8:20 - do guys fake orgasms?
9:49 - bad sex
16:04 - is gay sex not fun anymore?
18:36 - Ricky Gervais is a great writer
22:32 - Swaraj’s new film
25:12 - make a film and it’d be your film school
29:18 - are parents homophobic?
35:46 - do woke parents exist?
40:10 - would we fu*k u...
2023-06-121h 44Monkey BaatIIT Guwahati prof talks dreams, unconscious and weird porn ft. Duane RousselleDuane Rousselle is a Canadian sociological theorist, Lacanian psychoanalyst and Professor of sociology. He’s currently a professor at IIT Guwahati. In this episode of Monkey Baat, we talk about dreams, art, language, poetry, unconscious and much more.
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