Shows
ANNOYEDHanging out with Prisilla (Ep. 62)Hanging out and having fun with San Jose comedian, Prisilla Torres.Annoyed!KPCRwww.kpcr.org
2025-08-271h 01ANNOYEDCatching up with comedian Iris Benson! (Ep. 61)Annoyed With Susan Malettafeaturing Iris Bensonwww.KPCR.orgPirate Cat Radio
2025-08-1252 minANNOYEDHow to Deal with Irritating People Out in Public (Ep. 60)Annoyedwith Susan MalettaTuesday nights at 11 PMPirate Cat Radio www.KPCR.org
2025-08-0648 min
AnnoyedHow Negative Thinking Impacts the Brain and Health (Ep. 60)AnnoyedTuesdays at 11 PM - MidnightKPCR Pirate Cat Radio 92.9 FM in Los Gatos, CA101.9 FM in Santa Cruz, CA
2025-07-1657 minAnnoyedPre-Surgery Anxiety and Other Fun Topics (Ep. 59)KPCRPirate Cat Radio92.9 FM in Los Gatos, CA101.9 FM in Santa Cruz, CAwww.kpcr.org
2025-07-0258 minAnnoyedCoping With Avoidance and Embracing Discomfort (Ep. 58)AnnoyedKPCR Pirate Cat Radiowww.kpcr.org
2025-06-1846 minAnnoyedDealing with feelings of being overwhelmed (Ep. 57)AnnoyedKPCRwww.kpcr.orgPirate Cat Radio92.9 FM in Los Gatos, CA
2025-06-0450 minAnnoyedChatting with Prisilla (Ep. 56)Catching up with San Jose comedian and wild woman, Prisilla Torres. Annoyedwww.kpcr.orgPirate Cat Radio92.9 FM in Los Gatos, CA101.9 FM in Santa Cruz, CA
2025-05-2151 minAnnoyedOvereating, Hot Flashes, and Ruby's Wild Geriatric Care Story (Ep. 55)Fast-Talkin' East-Coast Comedian Rubi Nicholas returns to the show! Do not miss the festivities!I always love catching up with Rubi and hearing her stories.Ruby does NOT hold back. And neither do I. And neither should you. AnnoyedTuesdays 11 PM - MidnightKPCR Pirate Cat Radio92.9 FM in Los Gatos, CA and 101.9 FM in Santa Cruz, CAwww.kpcr.org
2025-04-3052 minAnnoyedExercise, Hoarding, Rockets, and Rosters! (Ep. 54)This week's episode of Annoyed features San Jose comedian Prisilla Torres. We try our darndest not to swear on FCC regulated broadcast radio! This only is part podcast but it's a RADIO SHOW people! And a gosh darned fun one.Listen, have fun, relax, and party with us! We are just taking a break from our busy lives to catch up on what's been happening. Grab a beverage. Get comfortable. Download the show for now or for later! I am here every week. (Mostly...)Cheers and Salud!Annoyed! with Susan Maletta
2025-04-1649 minAnnoyedThe Customer is Not Always Right! w/ Comedian Iris Benson (Ep. 53)Comedian and good friend Iris Benson joins me on this episode about shitty customers, namely in the food service/bartending and spa/beauty industries.Always fun catching up with Iris!Remember---stand up for yourself. The customer is not always right.Annoyed! 11 PM to Midnight on Tuesdayswww.kpcr.orgPirate Cat RadioKPCR 92.9 FM Los Gatos and 101.9 in Santa Cruz, baby, keepin' it weird at all times and at all costs.
2025-04-0253 minAnnoyedButt Cracks, Bus Rides, and a Broke-Down Van (Ep. 52)Annoyed! 11 PM - Midnight on Tuesday nightsComedic Anger Management Class is InPirate Cat Radiowww.kpcr.org92.9 FM in Los Gatos, CA101.9 FM in Santa Cruz, CA
2025-03-2649 minAnnoyedMissing Spring Breaker, Hecklers, and Therapy (Ep. 51)Annoyed!11 PM - Midnight Tuesday NightsKPCRPirate Cat Radiowww.kpcr.org92.9 FM in Los Gatos101.9 FM in Santa Cruz
2025-03-1955 minAnnoyedOvereating, Huggers, Tweakers, and Bad Neighbors (Ep. 50)THIS IS MY FIFTIETH EPISODE OF THE RADIO SHOW on KPCR 92.9 FM in Los Gatos, CA, 101.9 FM in Santa Cruz, CA!Annoyedwith Susan MalettaKPCR Pirate Cat Radiowww.KPCR.org
2025-03-0549 minAnnoyedPost- Emergency Surgery Ramblings (Ep. 49)In this episode, I talk all about my emergency kidney stone surgery I had to have. I am still recovering from that surgery and feeling a little loopy from all the aftercare meds and antibiotics. This is a very embarassing story, and it annoys me that it happened.I also sing a song about your father and me. And later I provide some bloopers for when I was trying to record that romantic ballad for your dad and it wasn't going well with my post-surgical voice. I have cottonmouth. Not cotton twat.AnnoyedPirate...
2025-02-1951 minAnnoyedAnother Fun Chat with Ruby (Ep. 48)Join Ruby Nicholas and I as we have fun chatting it up on various subjects!AnnoyedKPCR Pirate Cat Radio www.kpcr.org92.9 FM in Los Gatos, CAand 101.9 FM in Santa Cruz, CA
2025-02-0557 minAnnoyedElon Musk, Storage Unit Chaos, and Self-Regulation (Ep. 47)On this episode I discuss my feelings on Elon Musk's disgusting Nazi salute, Snoop Dog performing at the orangidential inauguration, and how things are going with decluttering my storage unit. I also read an article on Self-Regulation Strategies so that we can learn ways to regulate our emotions over the next four years. Annoyed! Pirate Cat Radio KPCR 92.9 FM in Los Gatos101.9 FM in Santa Cruzwww.kpcr.orgDonate to the Frozen Frequencies Fundraiser to support local radio at: donate.kpcr.org
2025-01-2259 minAnnoyedDrunken Chat (Ep. 46)Join Prisilla and I as we enjoy a very drunken conversation!Annoyed! Pirate Cat Radio92.9 FM in Los Gatos, CAand 101.9 FM in Santa Cruz, CAwww.kpcr.orgDonate to the radio station at donate.kpcr.org
2025-01-1556 minAnnoyedManaging Stress During the Holidays (Ep. 45)I vent about a variety of subjects and read some articles on how to deal with stress during the holidays!AnnoyedTuesday nights 8 PMwww.kpcr.orgPirate Cat Radio92.9 FM in Los Gatos, CA101.9 FM in Santa Cruz, CA
2024-12-2555 minAnnoyedChatty Rideshare Drivers, Crumbl Cookies, and Kidney Stones (Ep. 44)I vent about my everyday annoyances as well as talk about other random subjects! Annoyed! KPCR 92.9 FM Los Gatos, CA101.9 FM in Santa Cruz, CAwww.kpcr.org (we are having a fundraiser right now if you want to support local radio please go to the website)
2024-12-1152 minAnnoyedFun with Rubi Nicholas! (Ep. 43)Join me as I catch up with my friend and hilarious comedian Rubi Nicholas!www.kpcr.org
2024-11-1956 minAnnoyedCoping with Holiday Stress and Election Grief (Ep. 42)I talk about a variety of topics and read a couple articles.
2024-11-1358 minAnnoyedShopping addiction, food addiction, and hoarding (Ep. 41)AnnoyedTuesdays at 8 pmPirate Cat Radio KPCR www.kpcr.org
2024-10-2353 minAnnoyedNudity, Arthritic Diddling, and Hurricane Milton (Ep. 40)I welcome Rubi Nicholas back to the show and we focus on a bunch of random subjects.I don't always complain about stuff... sometimes I just have a conversation!
2024-10-0955 min
Wild Times with Susan MalettaSusan MalettaHappy New Year! This is the start of a multi-part review of a great little audio book I listened to called "Self-discipline--Develop daily habits to program your mind, build mental toughness, self-confidence, and will-power." I plan to use the strategies I picked up in this book for putting my new year's resolutions into action and I suggest you do the same! Or not! Just make sure you have some wild times this year, homie.
2022-01-0335 minWild Times with Susan Maletta5 Habits of Successful Content CreationI'm back to share another mixed-bag of an online article for you on five habits for successfully generating content. There are some very useful tips. One time your Dad said he was just going to give me the tip... Then your step-brother came along.
2021-10-1831 minWild Times with Susan MalettaHow to create great online contentHi Covid Cocks, I found a good, short article (on conductor.com, no author given to give credit to) that gave some great information on how to create great internet content. Let's get in the habit of daily content creation, regardless of your profession. Content is anything you can create for either you or a customer, or any damn person or PET you want to! Let us never limit ourselves. Let's develop great habits daily and try to create one piece of content every day! Love you, Covid Breath..
2021-04-2725 minWild Times with Susan Maletta8 strategies for dealing with social isolationI read you 8 strategies for coping with social isolation and, during this, you'll find yourself coping with my constant interruptions as I insult your parents' genitalia. I have a problem.
2021-02-2745 minWild Times with Susan MalettaCoping with loneliness and isolation in the pandemicAre you the owner of a lonely fart? Here are some coping strategies, some of which I agree with. I will continue talking about issues affecting depression and anxiety in the next few podcasts.
2021-02-0234 minWild Times with Susan MalettaHow to stop expecting the worstDo you think the worst shit is always going to happen? ...Especially lately? I found a good article on 5 ways to stop catastrophizing (thinking the worst is going to happen). Let's keep on working on controlling our negative thoughts. At the end of this, I offer my personal tips on getting into a good mindset. It's a nightly list that I've been writing down every night before I go to sleep. Join me! We will get through this pandemic together! Socially-distant hugs and masked kisses, xo...
2020-12-0836 minWild Times with Susan MalettaLet's learn to think positive, shall we?Another pandemicast on how to improve and feel better! Wooo! Join me as I learn how to stop being such a bitch and think about positive things more often. It is probably a good idea to practice learning how to feel good. It will likely help us and those around us, just sayin'... Kisses, Susan
2020-11-2427 minWild Times with Susan MalettaHappy Pandemicsgiving! Here's how to deal with the stress.IT'S EPISODE 69 y'all! Here are some tips for coping with stress, anxiety, and depression during the hectic, fucked up, pandemic, Covidy holiday season! Love you. Hang in there. We can do this! You are not alone! xoxoxo Love, Susan
2020-11-2339 minWild Times with Susan MalettaAre you holding a grudge?I read an article about dealing with resentment and, as usual, offer my three or four cents. "Why Resentment Lasts and How to Defeat It" This is a good one for the upcoming fun Pandemic holiday season.
2020-11-1220 minWild Times with Susan MalettaPANdemIC attacks! What do we do?Well...I TRY to read an article on short-term and long-term strategies on coping and managing anxiety attacks... but of course end up interjecting about six million fuckin' times and throw the whole thing off with my lack of focus. I drank too much coffee then found out that coffee causes anxiety! Lol f u c K! I should not do podcasts in the morning. Try to cope with this podcast.
2020-11-0544 minWild Times with Susan MalettaHappy Pandemicween!This is my intro to tonight's Halloween show, which is going to be another FB live "Shots n' Crafts" episode with my roommate, Iris. I also talk about random shit going on with me and in the world. Find out who I voted for! hee hee! Oh and yes, I know that I mispronounced “nihilism”. Nihilists do not care because nothing matters. So have fun! And let’s get wild.
2020-10-3120 min2020-07-0733 minWild Times with Susan MalettaShots and Crafts with Iris BensonJoin my housemate, comedian Iris Benson, and me as we take shots and do crafts. Listen as we engage our social media followers on our separate phones while mayhem ensues.
2020-06-072h 02Wild Times with Susan MalettaPros and Cons of Being AloneFirst I read an article by Lena Firestone called "Being Alone: The Pros and Cons of Time Alone" then offer my own insights on self-isolation during the quarantine and being ok with alone time in general. Stay tuned-- I'm going to post the party podcast that we did last month (my housemate and I) called Shots and Crafts. Look for that post soon.
2020-06-0731 minWild Times with Susan MalettaHow to deal with anxiety and stressHow to relieve anxiety and stress and become mentally strong during this crazy-ass time.
2020-04-0842 minWild Times with Susan MalettaLet's Netflix and illLaughter is contagious too so... let's do this! Hey I've missed you! Let's chat and catch up! I'll tell you how I'm doing amid the apocalypse as I drive on the freeways during the lock-down "shelter-in-place" mandate that has gone into effect! I went on a crazy mission. Join me. Do you know I forgot it's St. Patrick's Day? It's more like St. Virus's day...shit... These are the clouds I saw on the drive that weirded me out:
2020-03-1718 minWild Times with Susan MalettaBreaking out of the comfort zoneTopics include: Game-changing life lessons I learned when I read and studied the 7 Habits of Highly Effective People How I want to change some of my bad habits and turn them into creative pursuits Resisting the mind's urge to focus and ruminate on negative or catastrophic thoughts How we can choose our thoughts, actions, and re-actions Homework for you to start not giving a fuck what people think and start escaping the comfort zone. You have to give less fucks. Save all the fucks for yourself. Stop giving three sheets of shitcake and eat a whole...
2020-02-1916 minWild Times with Susan MalettaVenting about whateverJust venting and rambling about what's been going on with me. I'm in here cussing like a sailor...and I sound all severe..but yeah.. business as usual. Not a huge amount of value to add in this one. I give three choices for my next challenge and could use your feedback on which one to do! Let me know on my facebook page. Also, I'm performing tonight in Oakland so come on out! Town Business (a HellaFunny production) Comedy Night at 8 pm, Tues., Feb. 11 Copper Spoon Cocktails and Kitchen 4031...
2020-02-1124 minWild Times with Susan MalettaI react to affirmations and try to be positiveTGIF! Relax and party with me and let's let these positive affirmations for self-love by Louise Hay sink right into our negative brains. (There are some technical audio difficulties in the beginning but they get worked out so just get through it.) Let's get wild and love ourselves.
2020-02-0826 minWild Times with Susan MalettaHow to Overcome Self-DoubtI read an article on how to overcome self-doubt and I talk about my obsession with death-related subjects like this Kobe helicopter crash that's got me all freaked out about aviation again. Thank you for joining me and Happy Hump Day, ya horny, humpin' bastards! Love, Susan
2020-01-3039 minWild Times with Susan MalettaI tried not to talk about your parents' freaky ways....I get on a roll about roller derby, muse about sexual matters, finish reading Leo's damn article, and talk about other personal matters. We keep talking about self-confidence because it helps us in life (personally and professionally) to develop the habit of building, feeling, and expressing confidence. ..and I know I made a mistake with the Walt Disney quote. There were only 4 C’s because he said confident twice. Thanks for joining me, Fuckface..
2020-01-2127 minWild Times with Susan MalettaMore ways to feel and project self-confidenceThis is a NSFW (Not Safe for Wimps) podcast. Sometimes I talk about your dad's little dick. But mainly, I continue assessing a good list I found on ways to build our self-confidence. Your Dad should give it a listen. I sound slightly less crazy in this one (I think). I definitely sound less angry. I'm reading through the list of ways we can feel (or project) self-confidence and realizing that it's good to practice these items regularly. It really is a good list. And of course, I interject raunchy and sexual humor throughout to...
2020-01-1430 minWild Times with Susan MalettaTips on how to build self-confidenceJoin me as I attempt to read an interesting and helpful article about self-confidence ....but get distracted and annoyed by the author's writing as I try to deliver his good points. I get through almost half of the points made in the article, but talked and ranted so much that I'll now have to do a Part 2 on this one. Enjoy your day and believe in yourself. I believe in you! Keep going! You got this. You can do this. I also sing you a couple songs by the Beach Boys t...
2020-01-121h 01Wild Times with Susan MalettaLet me read something to youWelcome back, and here we are in the new year, still alive and kickin'. And in your mom's case, dickin'. Sorry that I took a week off but not sorry, because I took a good break to go down to LA and do some comedy. Now. On to what we are here for. Are you ready to believe in yourself in this new year and decade? The fact that you are checking out a podcast featuring personal development themes makes me already believe in YOU. There is something in you that is at least curious a...
2020-01-0818 minWild Times with Susan MalettaHow to be confident: Fake it 'til you make it (at first)Can you go stand in front of the mirror and say, "I love you, you sweet, sexy son-of-a-bitch”? No? You might be suffering from low self-confidence and a lack of self-love. If the thought of going to the mirror and looking yourself in the eyes and saying I love you makes you cringe... we have work to do. (By the way...the sound is annoyingly loud/distorted at first in the podcast but mellows down and improves. I used a different recording method and it shows. Sorry.) I'm in the...
2019-12-2938 minWild Times with Susan MalettaHoliday Stress and Depression CuresMerry Christmas! Happy Hannukah! Happy Kwanzaa! Happy Agnostics! Have a listen and learn how to deal with stress over the holidays. Or just listen and be entertained. Or just listen and stroke your Christmas salami and your little salted nuts. I give you a few more video recommendations for positive mindset conditioning / affirmations. These really help me get to sleep and calm me down and help me focus on positivity and self-belief. Use a neti-pot and do some deep breathing exercises with your affirmations. But use distilled water and not tap...
2019-12-2416 minWild Times with Susan MalettaHolidays got you down?I made it to 50 episodes! WOOO! Today I cover stressful holidays, a video recommendation for self-healing, and the rest of my non-military takes on Patrick Bet-David's military lessons for millionaires. I don't always stay on subject but I did finally get through the list! Stay tuned for our next critical challenge: Self-Love, Self-Acceptance, and Self-Belief! Join me for that on X-mas Eve. I couldn't remember this quote during the podcast, but here it is:
2019-12-2237 minWild Times with Susan Maletta2020 Goal Setting Homework for yaI give you specific goal-setting homework as I take you on my nightmarish Silicon Valley commute. We will just have to finish going through my non-military takes on military lessons for millionaires/entrepreneurs in the next episode. We will then move onto the next challenge, which is revealed in this episode... Get in here! (You may get annoyed by the mic cord sounds again, so try to block it out or skip this episode. I was driving. Sorry.)
2019-12-1815 minWild Times with Susan MalettaWarning: Explicit. Sexual. TMI. Deal with it.After a completely unrelated Christmas song... Sexy talk time, guys. I have a goal for ya, why don't you bust a nut or two or six? It's time for the weekend, which means it's time to get wild, baby. I tried to continue Part 3 of my non-military takes on military lessons for success/entrepreneurs/millionaires, but then digressed down a sexual cougarhole. ENJOY! Thanks for checking out my salacious and wacky podcast, baby! Wild Times with Susan Maletta finally brings you a wild time.
2019-12-1427 minWild Times with Susan MalettaMy non-military takes on good military habits (Part 2)Join me for: Drunken singing (just fast-forward through it, dude...) Continued discussion on some more great military habits including teamwork, leadership, collaborating with other cultures, and adaptability Some more of my 2020 goals revealed Me just trying to motivate you If I can't motivate you, or entertain ya, then perhaps look within for your answers and inspiration, or .... try a different podcast, or like, fuck off? I don't know...
2019-12-1132 minWild Times with Susan MalettaMy take on good military habitsTopics include: Self-love Drinking too much/often does not help with energy levels and meeting goals. Cut down on bad habits. Replace with military habits. My perspective on 7 of the 19 habits that the military use for success How to set boundaries with critical or negative people In Part 2 (the next podcast), I will go through the rest of the 19 good military habits and my take on them. Stay tuned for that. Let's get ready to have a great week! P.S. I like your muscular bottom. Keep up the good work, soldier. Oohrah!
2019-12-0835 minWild Times with Susan MalettaReducing negativity and setting boundariesOn my rainy commute home, I try to get you to: Stop fighting on social media and avoid toxic people. Limit your news intake and reduce entertaining (or reacting to) your negative or obsessive thoughts. Stop letting people (including you) waste your time. Minimize distractions that take you off course or make you upset. Stay on this planet with us even if you are depressed or in agonizing, relentless daily pain. There's help and support. Reduce TV but if you don't, make sure it's fuckin' funny. Know how...
2019-12-0526 minWild Times with Susan MalettaWhat would you do, have, and be in life if you could?Topics include: My friend unexpectedly had her baby one month early yesterday, and without notice, and my other friend helped deliver it because they had no time to get help! Pondering then writing down your ideal, dream life Backwards planning from the end of your life Planning and habit tracking apps for your phone Believing in yourself and thinking BIG Setting measurable goals (not unclear/open-ended ones) Recommended audio books for habits, goals, and finance Thank you for being sexy and wild. Love, Susan
2019-12-0149 minWild Times with Susan Maletta"7 Habits of Highly Effective People"Join me as I summarize the habits and principles discussed in this well-known personal development book by Stephen Covey. What does this have to do with goal setting? Just listen and find out, will ya? This is one of my more serious podcasts but you need to hear this shit. These are the fundamentals of how to become even better and more effective than you already are. Let's figure out how to get to the next level. Employing these habits can help. What is the next level for you in life?
2019-11-2322 minWild Times with Susan MalettaLet's talk about planning toolsDon't be a tool... get your planning tools in order. Having the right tools makes goal planning not only easier, but more enjoyable and fun. We'll go over: Planners Bullet journals (BuJos) Habit tracker journals Dashboards Guiding words (to focus on) Wall calendars (dry erase) How to make a digital vision board I did forget to mention using Google Calendar and/or MS Outlook in addition to any of these tools/systems because getting automatic alerts on your phone is really useful. It's just not as fun (and visually stimulating) as using actual hard-copy planners....
2019-11-2018 minWild Times with Susan MalettaThink in terms of the Bigger PictureWarning: I sound like an uptight bitch in this episode (because I am). Hey, sometimes I am! We all are! Also I was in a huge rush and wanted to cover a lot of material. So I may sound a bit harsher, and a bit more abrupt in this one, but I carry a good message if you want to trudge through the mud of my grumpy personality today. Topics include: Making marginal (small, bite-sized) changes to our habits and behaviors Thinking about the bigger picture (what do we want in life and who...
2019-11-1918 minWild Times with Susan MalettaHow to accelerate your progress on goals using visualizationTopics include: - Your mom's atrophied, prolapsed vagina - Goal setting (including the goal of not having a vag like your mom's) - Visualization (visualizing yourself having a better vag than your mom's) - Plans for the rest of 2019 and into 2020 (plan kegels) I drop some knowledge on how to visualize yourself succeeding and exceeding the goals that you've set. I drop it like your mom's expansive vagina dropped you when you were born.
2019-11-1232 minWild Times with Susan MalettaDon't discount knowledge/advice from younger people than yourselfJoin me as we continue learning how to set goals. And of course I talk about my personal life off and on throughout. Here is a template I created that I've been using in the mornings to plan my time and goals in the short-term, mid-term, and long-term. This is just a start. We will add on longer-term goals later. Morning planning and goals check-in: (You can modify this to fit your life.) Today/Tomorrow: What meetings/appointments do you have today and tomorrow? What are your t...
2019-10-3119 minWild Times with Susan MalettaCalifornia power outage storySetting goals gives you purpose, which is good for managing/fighting depression. Add value to yourself and someone else by focusing on goal setting. In this podcast I read an article that is poorly written by a doctor, and it really annoys me. But the content is good.
2019-10-2729 minWild Times with Susan MalettaRoller derby and my personal lifeIn this episode I check in with you after my absence and talk about whatever comes to mind, including: Ending our organization and decluttering challenge with some closing tips on purse and wallet organization I forgot to mention it, but buy a purse organizer insert. They sell them in any size and color on Amazon. An overview on the next challenge (goal setting) Roller derby and what I am doing next Tidbits related to my personal life Join me!
2019-10-2220 minWild Times with Susan MalettaGet tough about parting with your junkI complain about the challenge, tell you about my sectional couch, and blab about random shit. I also admit defeat in this challenge, but I am not giving up. I still am getting *some* stuff done. Just not as much as I had hoped. Not nearly. And not consistently. And it's weighing me down. It's the albatross around my neck. Not a good look. I must conquer this overwhelmed feeling with progress. Why is it that every time I attempt to get organized and master this closet, I all...
2019-10-0617 minWild Times with Susan MalettaThis challenge sucksI am very likable so if for some weird reason you don't like me, please feel free to suck a dick. If you DO like me, please join me for this podcast. It's made for you. Let's get wild.
2019-10-0233 minWild Times with Susan MalettaThis podcast sucks ass today. No, seriously.I tried to get organized and I meant well. Does that count? Hear me criticize myself about my last episode (yes I heard the squeaking and rustling) and ramble on and on about whatever tickles my bean, such as my hot new neighbor who recently moved in. Warning: I messed up the audio on this one too! I sound a bit far away like I'm not even holding the mic. It actually sounds like shit and you might want to pass on this podcast altogether. I didn't have the input set...
2019-09-2832 minWild Times with Susan MalettaLet's organize/declutter one area for 10 minutesPick a small area to organize or declutter with me for just ten minutes. We may not see a benefit right away, but we will feel a sense of accomplishment! Spend some time with me as I start to tackle a junk closet. I try to stay focused but it doesn't work out too well. Join me as I struggle through this horrid chore. This is not an easy challenge. Ugh. Fuckin' lame. But worth it!
2019-09-2737 minWild Times with Susan MalettaThe mental impact of clutterI'm back to continue the challenge with you to get our crap organized so we can feel a sense of relief from knowing where everything is. My current issue is power cord organization, and making myself dispose of old electronics and appliances that I KNOW I won't use but won't part with. I recommend some videos that help motivate me to organize/declutter my space. These ALWAYS work for me. Join me as I continue this very challenging challenge! Let's take actions daily towards this. I'm with you. Next episode, we...
2019-09-2329 minWild Times with Susan MalettaClear, organized space = clear, organized mindMy disturbed mind comes out in this one, so be prepared. I really don't stay on topic whatsoever. A reminder that although I am doing some serious challenges that are meant to develop good habits, I am not to be taken too seriously here. This is a comedy podcast, after all. I pretty much fuck around the entire time and digress down different paths. I really enjoy doing whatever I want in this podcast. But I do hope to bring some useful and interesting information to you regarding getting organized and decluttering!
2019-09-2032 minWild Times with Susan MalettaPlan 3 areas to declutterWe are going to start small. We are going to think about why we should get organized and visualize all the time it will save us and the beautiful outcome it will provide. I encourage you to think about three areas you could focus on over the next two weeks of this challenge. Or, pick one daily habit to focus on. But I want you to think about the *why*. Why do you want to get organized? What's the benefit to you and/or others around you? What does it solve? What does it free...
2019-09-1918 minWild Times with Susan MalettaHow to optimize content for mobile devicesTopics on the podcast tonight: Developing the gratitude mindset daily What does it mean to be a content creator? How to create mobile-friendly content And, as usual, I pepper the conversation with digressions and random observations. I read another article and ridicule it slightly yet praise it as well. Join me on OUR LAST DAY of this challenge! Then tomorrow we start getting organized. Join me. Let's work toward and plan some wild times. What are you doing to plan some fun in your life? And did you write out what y...
2019-09-1846 minWild Times with Susan MalettaSearch Engine Optimization (SEO)I read an article for you on search optimization fundamentals that I think can help you think about different ways to make your website better. This can apply to comedians or anyone who has a blog or website. Have you been creating comedy videos or merchandise that you want to sell? You need a website on which to sell it. Are you trying to promote your comedy shows through your website? You need a search-optimized website. The goal is to attract and keep as many people as possible coming to your site. Does...
2019-09-1441 minWild Times with Susan MalettaReplace watching the news with daily affirmationsI used my phone to record this podcast (I promise I never will again-- I had no choice today) and so it's a bit annoying to listen to BUT you will be rewarded with sexual references and innuendo and possibly laughs as I cuss everyone out in traffic. I swear more than usual in this one. Get over it. It's exciting today. I also witnessed an accident this morning. And I got behind a car with a license plate I couldn't figure out that said "NGHT SHD", which I thought meant Night Shed, which makes no sense...
2019-09-1235 minWild Times with Susan MalettaHear me go crazy in Silicon Valley trafficI take you on my morning commute and blabber on and on about this and that. I know this description isn't helpful but I recorded this yesterday and just now getting to posting it...and I don't remember what the hell I talked about! Enjoy!
2019-09-1223 minWild Times with Susan MalettaHow to get started creating contentHappy Sunday! Time is running out on this weekend. Let's make the most (and best) of it by creating some content! Are you focused on football today or making your dreams come true? Real talk. Ok so it's football. What about before the game(s)? After? What about half-time? Come on, we have work to do. Today I explain the various content forms, types, and delivery methods online, as well as how to find ideas. I have a lot of ideas to share with you that might motivate you to get creative and...
2019-09-0827 minWild Times with Susan MalettaHow to get inspired when you are feeling blockedI offer tips on how to break through writer's / content creator's block through various methods, and offer you a solution to when you are behind on your content. I also dilly dally into other topics and rants about my day, as usual. Join me in the journey towards consistent content creation!
2019-09-0828 minWild Times with Susan MalettaI vent about failure (which is necessary to succeed)Topics include: always getting back up after you fall down fighting depression and anxiety how to start the day off right how to plan something daily to look forward to me venting about failure
2019-09-0720 minWild Times with Susan MalettaNeurolinguistic Programming (NLP). Fuck yeah.Keep creating stuff. I am not doing well with this challenge. Oh well. Let's keep trying! This weekend I am dedicated to creating content (meaning, I am going to write jokes).
2019-08-3016 minWild Times with Susan MalettaHow to be happyI talk about a dead guy who is helping to motivate me with his old seminars on YouTube. He is a master at Neurolinguistic programming (NLP). Wait, don't go. He's an excellent motivational speaker who has been dead for ten years, yet I listen to him and he helps me. I will summarize some of his points for you and make some recommendations on how to be happy.
2019-08-2932 minWild Times with Susan MalettaStretch yourself to be creative(Just fyi there is a slight pause before the recording starts that I failed to edit out.) You're probably thinking...what does content creation have to do with Wild Times? If you work hard to create something, you get to reward yourself with wild times (fun, adventure, going out, laughing, dancing, and cutting loose). The focus is STILL on happiness, health, and productivity, with the current, narrower focus being on using our creativity, whether it lays dormant or is springing forth actively. Join me in my process of developing the content development habit...
2019-08-2818 minWild Times with Susan MalettaHow to develop a positive mindsetFor the content challenge, I discuss several things I am going to do for creating stuff that might inspire you. Equipment I am using to podcast: Rode mic H4n Pro Zoom hand-held recorder Audiotechnica USB mic Behringer Mixer xlr cables for the microphones (6' and cheap) Cheap but good Sony headphones for your guests USB with multiple USB ports (USB hub) Mic stand (table top) MacBook Pro Live Streaming easy channel/screen changer Host your own Paint Night or Craft night or Game Night or Podcast table setup: 6' table Little wooden easels tha...
2019-08-2738 minWild Times with Susan MalettaLet's churn out the contentThis was recorded earlier today. I finally used my good microphone! The sound should be much better than previous episodes. Today I vent my frustrations about why I hate recording myself and making clips. Join me in planning out content development. Plan to write or draw or paint or cook or record or decorate or perform or grow or build something or make a video (or make ANYTHING) just to start being creative and feel what that feels like. Impress yourself by producing some content every day. What do you like to make? Book recommendation...
2019-08-2730 minWild Times with Susan MalettaCreate a little content each dayLet’s drop our screen time down and increase our creative output. The focus for the next two weeks is less consumption (like of entertainment or social media or food or drinking) and more production. What can you create today? Jokes? A podcast? A video series? Music? Prepared meals for your family? A new deck on your house? A product to sell? What can you make? What can you produce? Decide and then do that for 14 days. I’ll be checking in on your (and my) progress. This will be good for us. Join me.
2019-08-2516 minWild Times with Susan MalettaShots 'n' CraftsJoin us for a Wild Times party podcast where we do shots n’ crafts! We play the drinking game “shot roulette” and paint lovely sunflowers. This podcast gets cut off at some random point, my bad.. we should have been the ones who were cut off.
2019-08-241h 43Wild Times with Susan MalettaStay green and growingDon’t let the weekend escape you too quickly! Strategically plan your day to not waste precious time on things like social media, arguing, putting yourself in traffic, and wasting time in busy stores during busy hours. Stop being one of the sheep and be a leader. Stop fucking around and plan your day out so that you can stop complaining you don’t have time to fulfill your dreams. Got it? Love you.
2019-08-2422 minWild Times with Susan MalettaPlan your happiness todayHappy Friday! Short podcast today. (And maybe not the best one either. I take you on my drive to the vet. I apologize for occasional navigation interruptions and audio issues!) Tonight we do another, better, wilder podcast and I will have special guest comedians. We will be using actual good microphones, I promise. For now, let’s plan our day and touch base. How is your planning going? This is Day 13 of the 2-week success planning challenge. Tomorrow is the last one and then on to the next challenge! Join me and remember, if you fa...
2019-08-2310 minWild Times with Susan MalettaWild Times with Susan MalettaPlan your day with me as I drive to the hospital and curse everyone out in traffic. Topics include: - How to calm the mind when fearful or anxious - How to resolve/replace negative self-talk - Making sure you plan something to look forward to Join me.
2019-08-2220 minWild Times with Susan MalettaWild Times with Susan MalettaPositive mindset development through self-awareness, daily planning, and finding the humor in all of this shit. Today’s focus is on the power that we all have to choose our own thoughts, feelings, actions, and reactions. Let’s decide how we are going to feel today and let’s make it happy, for starters... Here is the link to the ice machine I told you about that makes the cute little ice cubes that look like mini-cups: My awesome ice machine
2019-08-2124 minWild Times with Susan MalettaWild Times with Susan MalettaHear me blab about my long To Do list and also plan my health-related corrective action plan. Join me and write out a list of things you need to accomplish today to feel happy, healthy, and productive. It will help keep you focused on your highest priorities, which in my case, is my health. Health should also be your highest priority so go to the goddamned dentist already, will ya?
2019-08-2027 minWild Times with Susan MalettaWild Times with Susan MalettaI’m on the mend due to distractions even though I have too many distractions. Plan your day with me as we continue to prioritize our health and happiness and progress! Let’s keep going. What can you create today that leads to your happiness and/or someone else’s happiness?
2019-08-1918 minWild Times with Susan MalettaWild Times with Susan MalettaSurviving the loss of my beloved cat, surviving my emotions and stress, and generally surviving the weekend. In this episode, we continue where we left off—planning self-care, happiness, and progress towards our goals (in that order). Join me in finding the humor in all of this shit. A few topics include: What helps me deal with loss, stress, or anxiety (recommendations) Insight into my personal struggles How to learn to laugh at yourself and the world, or to just find laughter daily in general for healing and happiness For you audiophiles—yeah I know the so...
2019-08-1825 minWild Times with Susan MalettaWild Times with Susan MalettaI tried to not cry on the podcast today but I failed. Join me as I try to stick to doing a daily podcast while coping with my immense grief over my cat’s death and try to be at work and function. Also join me in my daily quest to plan my highest priorities every day and make progress towards success and happiness. It’s not always easy. In fact, it’s hard. I will try to find the humor.
2019-08-1412 minWild Times with Susan MalettaWild Times with Susan MalettaUgh! I have a major case of the Mondays. Join me in my pain and let’s try to turn it around and be positive! Let’s plan happiness. This morning podcast has a purpose right now: Motivating you to plan your day with me, focusing on productivity, health, and happiness. Maybe more like “motivational entertainment” I guess you could say... Writing a gratitude list every day helps us with finding happiness. You become what you focus on. I want to be more positive! I want to make the best use of my time eve...
2019-08-1215 minWild Times with Susan MalettaWild Times with Susan MalettaOn this episode I talk about a show I love on TV that helps you learn how to cope with pain and suffering. Then we plan our day! This morning podcast has a purpose right now: Motivating you to plan your day with me, focusing on productivity, health, and happiness. Writing a gratitude list every day helps us with finding happiness. You become what you focus on. I want to be more positive! I want to make the best use of my time every day and not waste it. Join me in the qu...
2019-08-1118 minWild Times with Susan MalettaWild Times with Susan MalettaIt's the weekend and it's time to play hard. Get your errands and chores or whatever overwith, then get out there and play! Or rest. Rest is good. This morning podcast has a purpose right now: Motivating you to plan your day with me, focusing on productivity, health, and happiness. Writing a gratitude list every day helps us with finding happiness. You become what you focus on. I want to be more positive! I want to make the best use of my time every day and not waste it. Join me i...
2019-08-1017 minWild Times with Susan MalettaSusan’s Success Planning (Ep. 3)Yes, the podcast is called Wild Times with Susan Maletta. To have a wild time, you must work hard first. Work hard / play hard is the old adage that still rings true. Make progress in your productivity, prioritize your health, and plan your happiness with me every morning! Making progress in our lives and planning our daily goals alleviates depression and anxiety. Join me in trying to make the most of this life!
2019-08-0911 minWild Times with Susan MalettaWrite a daily gratitude list to focus on happinessThis morning podcast has a purpose right now: Motivating you to plan your day with me, focusing on productivity, health, and happiness. Writing a gratitude list every day helps us with finding happiness. You become what you focus on. I want to be more positive! I want to make the best use of my time every day and not waste it. Join me in the quest!
2019-08-0815 minWild Times with Susan MalettaYou become what you focus onThis morning podcast has a purpose right now: Motivating you to plan your day with me, focusing on productivity, health, and happiness. Writing a gratitude list every day helps us with finding happiness. You become what you focus on. I want to be more positive! I want to make the best use of my time every day and not waste it. Join me in the quest!
2019-08-0708 minWild Times with Susan MalettaShots 'n' CraftsBunny Fu Fu of the Silicon Valley Roller Girls patiently teaches my drunk friends and I how to use a t-shirt press.
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