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Sweet Feathery Jesus!Episode 152: Spirits, Cats and a Lot of Catching-UpWe’re back! Finally and we’re trying something new so just bare with us. This show was originally streamed live on YouTube (link below), so you can actually WATCH SFJ for once . Chuck and I spent time catching-up on things and chatting with some of the SFJ regulars. It’s been so long since I’ve created one of these podcast posts, I hope I’m even doing this right… Hope you enjoy it! YouTube Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFDFsqzi8Y
2022-11-121h 08
Sweet Feathery Jesus!Episode 152: Spirits, Cats and a Lot of Catching-Up
We’re back! Finally and we’re trying something new so just bare with us.
This show was originally streamed live on YouTube (link below), so you can actually WATCH SFJ for once . Chuck and I spent time catching-up on things and chatting with some of the SFJ regulars.
It’s been so long since I’ve created one of these podcast posts, I hope I’m even doing this right…
Hope you enjoy it!
YouTube Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFDFsqzi8Y
Download audio version…
2022-11-1200 min
Reel BritanniaEpisode 097 - Performance (1970)Welcome to Reel Britannia-a very British podcast about very British movies ...with just a hint of professionalism. In the latest episode, Scott and Steven are joined by Booze from the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast to chat about bald heads, bathtubs, and beans. Join us we take a look at Mick Jagger and James Fox in Performance (1970) “After killing a rival in self-defence, hoodlum Chas (James Fox) must flee both from the law and from his boss, Harry Flowers. He eventually moves into a house owned by Turner (Mick Jagger), a former rock star who lives with female companions Pherber (Anita Pa...
2021-05-2444 min
Reel BritanniaPerformance (1970)Welcome to Reel Britannia-a very British podcast about very British movies ...with just a hint of professionalism. In the latest episode, Scott and Steven are joined by Booze from the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast to chat about bald heads, bathtubs, and beans. Join us we take a look at Mick Jagger and James Fox in Performance (1970) "After killing a rival in self-defence, hoodlum Chas (James Fox) must flee both from the law and from his boss, Harry Flowers. He eventually moves into a house owned by Turner (Mick Jagger), a former...
2021-05-2444 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode 151 – Land Shanties!
Episode 151: Land Shanties!
Back again with more audio goodness for you. Sorry that took so long… there’s this thing going around. Maybe you’ve heard of it.
Anyway, on this episode there is a whole lot less of Belasco than there used to be (stop cheering, dammit, that’s not what I meant)! Booze has jumped on the sea shanty bandwagon that has overtaken the youth of today. Turtleman needs advice on a new vehicle and Belasco sends out a tribute to the greatest Briton who ever lived – no, not Booze.
We’ve also got monkey n...
2021-02-0600 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Preview of 151 – Earth2
http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/E2_promo-001.mp3
In this preview of our upcoming episode, Belasco is delving into Earth2.
What is Earth2? Listen and find out. And if you want in, don’t use Turtleman’s affiliate code, use Belasco’s. He’s the one paying the SFJ bills.
Belasco’s referral code: 1C063NN2JP
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2021-02-0200 min
Sweet Feathery Jesus!Preview - Welcome to Earth2Belasco is delving into Earth2. What is Earth2? Listen and find out. And if you want in, don't use Turtleman's affiliate code, use Belasco's. He's the one paying the SFJ bills. Belasco's referral code: 1C063NN2JP
2021-02-0211 minSweet Feathery Jesus!150: King Tom Il Jr.
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Is Kim Jong Il Jr as all-powerful as we thought? Maybe. Also, he might be dead.
Can you put a wig on a Stormtrooper?
Should the Queen marry Captain Tom?
Was Jimmy Savile a bit weird?
We listen into a chat with our old pals Paul, Dave & Alan that doesn’t really make sense, but they’re getting old now.
Chuck Turtleman’s comic-book hero Steelman faces a mysterious new supervillain, armed only with an underpowered mobility scooter & a big bag of...
2020-06-1500 minSweet Feathery Jesus!149: Steelman! (Man made of steel)http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20200511_SFJPOD_149.mp3
Show Notes
Well, we’re back again honkies – still locked-down and still producing content for you. This one was so packed we’re having to split it into to two shows.
On this episode Booze explores the nostalgic bliss of ‘Army Men’ – trust me, it’s not what it sounds like. Meanwhile Turtleman is going full-bore into the board-gaming hobby, but what does any of this have to do with shipping shrimp? We’ll find out. And Belasco is being tortured by a dog on Instagram. You’ll meet the Frenchie...
2020-05-1100 minSweet Feathery Jesus!148: Covidiots of Facebookhttp://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20200421_SFJPOD_148.mp3
Show Notes
We’re back, honkies! And we’re all still locked in our homes so we decided to make a show.
On this episode we’ll look-in on our immunocompromised (possibly due to alcoholism) Idiots of Facebook, make a grocery store run for some Mountain Dew soda, and get mask-wearing advice from our old pal Bane (off of Batman).
We’ll also hear from our old friend-of-the-show, actor Michael Biehn, have some hot puzzle talk, and talk about Turtleman’s latest celebrity fascination Tiana Tiana (or Jamilla...
2020-04-2100 minSweet Feathery Jesus!147 – The SFJ Coronavirus Specialhttp://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20200511_SFJPOD_149.mp3
Show Notes
It’s here! Run! Panic! SFJ is back and taking on the scourge that is the latest Chinese China Virus.
We’ll take a look at the News Round… maybe, check-in with Belgium, meet Broody Sluder, and recommend some quarantine quality media.
Featured music by Marc Rebillet Twitter/Instagram: @marcrebilletMarc’s YouTube
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Belasco on Twitter: @sfjshowBelasco on Instagram: @sfjshow
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2020-03-2700 minSweet Feathery Jesus!146 – No Such Thing as Too Much Shrimphttp://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20190830_SFJPOD_146.mp3
Whaaaat’s up, all our still subscribed honkies!
We’re back! Well, at least Belasco and Turtleman are back while Booze is on-assignment in a far-off land. In the meantime, we’ll catch you up on a very Idiot-heavy News Round, how Belasco is becoming the next Ghandi for 16 hours a day, a meta Idiot of Facebook, and how Peter Parker got caught up in nasty custody battle.
We’ll also check-in with Turtleman’s regular feature, “Professor Chuck Turtleman’s Guide to the Marvel Universe”. This time he watch...
2019-08-3000 min
Sweet Feathery Jesus!145: Happy Birthday, The Ed! http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20190614_SFJPOD_145.mp3 This special show compiles some of our favorite moments with The Ed.  Topics include parenting, tax filing, sports, and much more. Do yourself a favor and stick this one in your ears. Send birthday wishes to The Ed: @TheEdFromVegas1 Download This Episode (right-click, “Save link as…â€) Social Media Booze on Twitter: @sfjdotcom Belasco on Twitter: @sfjshowBelasco on Instagram: @sfjshow Chuck Turtleman on Twitter: @BeTheCatfish
2019-06-1434 minSweet Feathery Jesus!145: Happy Birthday, The Ed!http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20190614_SFJPOD_145.mp3
This special show compiles some of our favorite moments with The Ed. Topics include parenting, tax filing, sports, and much more.
Do yourself a favor and stick this one in your ears.
Send birthday wishes to The Ed: @TheEdFromVegas1
Download This Episode (right-click, “Save link as…”)
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Belasco on Twitter: @sfjshow
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Chuck Turtleman on Twi...
2019-06-1400 minSweet Feathery Jesus!144: Turtleman Takes On Thor (2011)http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20190517_SFJPOD_144.mp3 It’s a new side-show edition of the SFJ Podcast and we’re bringing you another part in our continuing series – Professor Chuck Turtleman’s Guide to the Marvel Universe. It’s no secret that Turtleman hates what he calls “toy movies”. “Thor” (2011) combines all the things Turtleman despises: fantasy, magic, and a distinct lack of firearms. Can this one possibly win him over and make him a Marvel fan? Stick it in your ears and find out. Download This Episode (rig...
2019-05-1714 minSweet Feathery Jesus!144: Turtleman Takes On Thor (2011)http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20190517_SFJPOD_144.mp3
It’s a new side-show edition of the SFJ Podcast and we’re bringing you another part in our continuing series – Professor Chuck Turtleman’s Guide to the Marvel Universe. It’s no secret that Turtleman hates what he calls “toy movies”. “Thor” (2011) combines all the things Turtleman despises: fantasy, magic, and a distinct lack of firearms.
Can this one possibly win him over and make him a Marvel fan? Stick it in your ears and find out.
Download This Episod...
2019-05-1700 min
Sweet Feathery Jesus!143: Side Show – Belasco Shills for Chillshttp://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20190419_SFJPOD_143.mp3 Hello again, honkies! Due to time zones and work schedules the trio can’t record as frequently as they would like. So, in an effort to bring you more regular content Belasco, Booze, and Chuck Turtleman record short, extra segments when they can get together to publish between record sessions. In our Side Show debut, Belasco recommend horror streaming service Shudder and, in particular, The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs. Of course, Booze and Turtleman believe Belasco is somehow being paid for this and continually mock the effort ju...
2019-04-1915 min
Sweet Feathery Jesus!142: Paint Or Pornohttp://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20190413_SFJPOD_142.mp3 It’s a full show, honkies! Just like we promised Belasco, Booze, and Turtleman are together again and this time we’re bringing you a new game that challenges your interior decorating/adult film knowledge. It’s Paint Or Porno! In the News Round segment, Turtleman takes us to mysterious, far-away places like Wichita, Kansas where the latest battle in the War on Terror is being fought. We’ll also visit with Bill Cosby and a British Member of Parliament that is being oppressed. Then, it’s time for eve...
2019-04-1457 min
Sweet Feathery Jesus!141: Mouse Manhttp://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20190405_SFJPOD_141.mp3 Welcome back, honkies! Today Prof. Chuck Turtleman shares with Belasco a person we’re calling “Mouse Man”. The world of retail pet stores can be a frightening place and Mouse Man has decided to stake a claim on Turtleman’s store for all of his premium pet needs. We’ll also take a look back at a man we featured way back in 2012 – boxing coach, Eric Kelly. Eric made a name for himself when a YouTube video of his training style went viral. Booze and Belasco felt that Eric wa...
2019-04-0530 min
Sweet Feathery Jesus!140: Booze’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” Reviewhttp://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20190329_SFJPOD_140.mp3 No one loves a music biopic more than Booze. That’s why he volunteered to take the stick and share his review of the new blockbuster film “Bohemian Rhapsody”. We’ll also rewind the clock back to episode #54 where we introduced our favorite YouTube sensation, Stefano! It’s a musical extravaganza on this week’s show, so stick this one way up in there. You’re ears, we mean. Download This Episode (right-click, “Save link as…”) Booze on...
2019-03-2922 minSweet Feathery Jesus!139.25: Catching Uphttp://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/2019_SFJPOD_139-25.mp3 Belasco and Turtleman get together to explain the complications of producing an SFJ show. In short: it’s all Booze’s fault. This is a brief discussion to let you listeners know what we’re doing about it and how we plan to give you more content more frequently. We also want to get you listeners more involved and would like for you to send us tales of the most weirdly insufferable people you’ve had the pleasure of working alongside. We’re calling them “...
2019-03-2238 minSweet Feathery Jesus!139: The Very Special True Crime/Paranormal Christmas & New Year Special!http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20181223_SFJPOD_139.mp3 Whaaaaat’s up my ho-ho-honkies? Join us for our very special Christmas and New Year Special, as we hitch our podcastial star of Bethlehem to the popular bandwagon of True Crime podcasts, and add a bit of Xmas ectoplasm just for good measure. Meanwhile, Belasco tries to ruin Christmas for us by insisting that elves are actually quite tall, Booze turns detective to figure out why Take A Break magazine has gone rapidly downhill in 2018, and Professor Chuck Turtleman brings us bang up to date with an...
2018-12-241h 19
Sweet Feathery Jesus!138: Poo Moonhttp://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20181118_SFJPOD_138.mp3 Sometimes it’s tough to know what to do. For example, what would you do if you were trying to slice a pizza with a filet knife and see your dog defecating on itself? We think stabbing your spouse should be pretty far down on the list of options, but that’s exactly what one lady does in our Top-of-the-Show News Round segment. There’s also some lovely, not self-absorbed people showing off their wealth on Instagram. Meanwhile, some officials in China are discussing building a new Chinese China-moon. Yes, a moon.
2018-11-191h 09Sweet Feathery Jesus!137: The Beautiful Bright Blue Bell-Bottoms of Bill Bixbyhttp://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20181014_SFJPOD_137.mp3 We’ve got a jam-packed episode. Not only is there another appearance by our good friend Bane (off of Batman), but we meet a new friend of the show known as Dr. Brain. He’s the biggest YouTube sensation since Stefano and will enlighten us with a wealth of knowledge that could only come from a deep, rich understanding of how to look up things on Wikipedia. Booze shares with us how the UK looks out for blind citizens in public toilets and Prof. Chuck Turtleman spends time with the Marvel...
2018-10-151h 10Sweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #136: Professor Chuck Turtleman’s Guide to the Marvel Universe . Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20180914_SFJPOD_136.mp3 Hello Listeners with Good Taste, We finally finished this episode after a particularly nasty attempt at sabotage. We’re not pointing any fingers (Turtleman), but someone didn’t record they’re side of the conversation. Maybe it was alternate-universe Dr. P. Either way, despite some sound issues, the episode is here! This episode, we welcome back our old friend Bane (off of Batm...
2018-09-1449 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode 135 – Nazi Wrestlers from Slaughter High! . Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20180810_SFJPOD_135a.mp3 Hello Honkey Persons! In this episode we get a visit from our friend Dickie! Dickie has a Star Wars quiz that’s sure to challenge and intrigue even the most hard-core Belascopath -er- fan. But it’s not all fun and games. Serious talks are held on whether or not Prince William has ever eaten a hotdog. Booze comes to realize why Britain is suffering from cultural decline. We dig up further examples of film actors who sho...
2018-08-101h 07Sweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #134: Guess Who’s Back? . Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20180706_SFJPOD_134.mp3 (It’s Belasco. Belasco’s Back!) Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this actually legitimately very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we welcome back our old friend, colleague and host, Belasco. That’s right… we got the band back together! As befits the occasion, this is a feature length episode, aided in it’s longevity by Belasco’s explanation of where the hell he’s been all this time. Not to mention an ill conceived...
2018-07-071h 20Sweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #133: A$$ Defender! . Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20180516_SFJPOD_133.mp3 On this long-awaited episode, the guys catch us up on what all has happened since the last recording. Which was in 2017 and we apologize for that. But lots has been going on. Booze has moved from the city of London, England to the slow-paced country life of Camburenshire, Chuck has experienced loss, and Dickie has taken up swimming with the elderly. We stick with our theme of change as we take the News Copter up to have a look at what the...
2018-05-1748 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #132: Don’t Play on that Racist Statue, Zebulon! . Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20171109_SFJPOD_132.mp3 Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we ask why people seem to hate statues all of a sudden, why nobody seems to be able to create a convincing trouser out of bronze, and why our old pal Dickie spends so much time hanging around antique fair toilets. Then you can...
2017-11-1058 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #131 – Quiz Sharks! . Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20170829_SFJPOD_131.mp3 Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? SFJ is back! On the long-awaited episode 131, Booze finally gets his Internet back off of Richard Branston and celebrates with an all new game show quiz about Films & Horses! It might be the most confusing quiz ever created & certainly isn’t helped by the constant undermining of the umpire. But you can be the judge. Because we could defin...
2017-08-301h 19Sweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #130: The Pie is a Lie! . Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20170505_SFJPOD_130.mp3 Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this very special edition of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, we try to answer the questions that everybody is asking in these turbulent times. Who would win a fight out of deceased rhyming lawyer Johnny Cochran and extremely old cooking lady Mary Berry from the Great British Cake Bake programme? (What’s up, Mary?) Is lea...
2017-05-0646 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #129: John Daniel was a Good Monkey . Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20170324_SFJPOD_129.mp3 … But was he the best monkey ever? Whaaaaaaat’s Up, my honkies? In this very special return to podcasting podcast, we get right back to the Sweet feathery Jesus basics. Monkeys & the people of the Chinese China-regions! John Daniel was a gorilla from Gabon who left his African troubles behind and came to live in England during the glorious r...
2017-03-2557 min
HoM Movie PodcastEp004 – Cinematic Sevens<img src="https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/a2/86/86/ahistoryofmisunderstanding/1400x1400_10003107.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />A semi-comedic podcast listing 7 films on a simple theme.
In this episode the theme is films which have a weather feature in the title.
Special guest hosts: @jc_pollard & Booze from @sfjdotcom
Read Jo’s blog at: www.andonemoremakes3.blogspot.co.uk
Hear more of Booze by searching for Sweet Feathery Jesus in your podcatcher of choice or by going to: www.sweetfeatheryjesus.com
Find previous Cinematic 7s shows archived at: http://www.hompodcast.com/category...
2017-02-211h 56Sweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #128: Puppy Love . Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20170127_SFJPOD_128.mp3 Whaaaaaaat’s Up, my honkies? In this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we put the monkeys to one side for a while and concentrate on our canine chums. Yes, this episode features not one, but TWO news stories about dogs! Well, one dog, and a lady who pretends to be one for the purposes of her public loveplay. As feminists, w...
2017-01-281h 04Sweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #127: Christmas Eve Chinese! . Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20161222_SFJPOD_127.mp3 Whaaaaaaat’s Up, my ho ho honkies? In this very special Christmas and New Year Special, we find a slightly refreshed Chuck Turtleman in the middle of celebrating some BIG NEWS. Let’s just say that sleigh bells aren’t the only bells that feature on this podcast! We put our feminist (Christmas) hats on to review the Bumper festive issues of some ladies p...
2016-12-231h 19Sweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #126: The Naughtiest Leader Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20161124_SFJPOD_126.mp3 Whaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this very special episode, the fellows from your computer/smart phone/ tablet-shaped information device/ fridge delve into the recent democratic disarray. In this auditory extravaganza, you’ll be pleased to hear that Chuck Turtleman has finally solved the problem of the hiss emanating from his 19th-century podcasting set-up, by drowning it out with an even louder annoying buzz. As well as a great deal of background canine cacophony, and North Carolina’s loudest fish tank. ...
2016-11-251h 02Sweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #125: The 2016 Halloween Special! Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20161028_SFJPOD_125.mp3 Whaaaaat’s up, my honkies? The boys are back in town, and one of them has managed to convince someone to marry him. Spoiler alert: it’s neither Chuck nor Beardo. Also, this is our very special halloween special, but somehow, no-one remembered to include any halloweeny content, or mention halloween in any way, shape or form. Instead, Chuck and Booze reminisce fondly about Booze’s sham of a wedding, and the first time that they have ever locked (bog)eyes in real life. T...
2016-10-2945 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #124: Season 2 Finale – Conspiracies! (And Monkeys) Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20160617_SFJPOD_124.mp3 Whaaaaat’s up, my honkies?! This week we have conspired to bring you a very, very special episode of SFJ… it’s our Season 2 finale (some say finalé)! This episode is all about conspiracies, or, in the words of Winston Churchill, “a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, inside a monkey”. As we all know, 9/11 was an inside job, and we get the inside scoop on how it was (probably) all planned out. Chuck is curious about children’s clothing, Beardo brings...
2016-06-1842 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #123: We Are All Winners! Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20160520_SFJPOD_123.mp3 Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this moderately special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, we finally hire a young Chinese China Engineer kid off of Craiglist (some say Creggslist) to sort out Chuck Turtleman’s sound. He couldn’t get rid of the hiss, but blimey, he works cheap. Booze is horrified by his old school’s new motto, Beardo speaks some posh Latin, and Chuck uses his famous felon judging skills on the exciting new gameshow… What Did T...
2016-05-2146 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #122: The Italian-Off! Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20160506_SFJPOD_122.mp3 Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? Long time listeners will know that a certain member of the Sweet Feathery Jesus cast has always had a fraught relationship with technology. Won’t say which, but his name rhymes with “Buck Burtleman”. Long story short, something went wrong with the recording on “Buck”’s end, meaning that we had to use our backup Skype recording. Thanks to Skype being a bit rubbish, Booze sounded like he was shouting through a megaphone, Beardo seemed t...
2016-05-0630 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #121: Curse of the Werepanther! Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20160422_SFJPOD_121.mp3 Beware the moon, my honkies! On this really rather special episode of the SFJ podcast, we travel to deepest darkest Worcestershire in search of the mythical badly drawn werepanther / bin bag that stalks the land and haunts the dreams of children. And also because we really want to hear Chuck Turtleman try to pronounce “Worcestershire”. Beardo is back from getting married (sorry, ladies and hunky beefcakes), and we find out all about the poshest Australian wedding of the c...
2016-04-2344 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #120: Pants News! Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20160408_SFJPOD_120.mp3 Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this extremely special episode of the SFJ podcast, Chuck Turtleman brings us his exciting new segment… Pants News! Now, calm down, non-American ladies and hunky beefcakes. Chuck is talking about trousers, not knickers. And also,what he actually brings us is facts about pants, not news. So this segment, and this entire podcast, should really be called Pants Facts! But he’s made a jingle now. Meanwhile, Idiot of Facebook Frank is earnin...
2016-04-0837 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #119: Bath Time for Billy Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20160325_SFJPOD_119.mp3 Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this very special episode of the SFJ podcast, we catch up with Idiot of Facebook Lisa Br(BEEEP)do. Lisa claims to be the daughter of famous Godfather actor Marlon Br(BEEEP)do, and has taken his surname, but to protect her anonymity, we never reveal it on the podcast. Lisa is now an artist, creating wonderful works in many mediums, most of which seem to appear when you do a reverse DuckDuckGo image se...
2016-03-2636 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #118: Frank’s Underwater Love Letter Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20160311_SFJPOD_118.mp3 Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this extra-special episode of the SFJ podcast, we see a new side of our favourite Idiot of Facebook, Frank. And, as we’ve seen his penis, we didn’t think there were many new sides left to see. Frank reveals a love letter he received about a decade ago, from a lady who may or may not have been a mermaid. With a very low megapixel cameraphone. Oh, & our other favourite Idiot Lisa sings...
2016-03-1240 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #117: Middle Spread Moms! Featuring: Booze and Chuck Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20160226_SFJPOD_117.mp3 Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this very special episode of the SFJ podcast, we’re a man down. It seems Beardo has gone away for an in no way highly suspicious males only weekend on which no women were allowed. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Here at Sweet Feathery Jesus, we celebrate alternative lifestyles. This leaves Booze and Turtleman to discuss a super food diet that doesn’t seem to include any actual food, a mother of...
2016-02-271h 08Sweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #116: Kimly Chaos Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20160212_SFJPOD_116.mp3 Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? What’s that sound, you ask? Why, that’s the New Idiot Alarm! That’s right. On this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we introduce you to our brand new Idiot of Facebook… Kimly Chaos!* Kimly is a very special lady, who loves her kids, presumably thinks cancer is bad, and enjoys getting engaged on an almost daily basis to internet gentlemen she entices with a blurry photograph of her “clevage”....
2016-02-1354 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #115: The Happy New Chinese Chinayear of the Chinese Chinamonkey Featuring: Booze (rat), Chuck Turtleman (cock), and Beardo (ox) http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20160129_SFJPOD_115.mp3 新年快乐, my honkies! That’s right, the Happy New ChinaYear is upon us, and this time around, for the first time in the history of the SFJ podcast, it’s the Happy New Chinese Year of the Chinese Chinamonkey! In keeping with this extremely auspicious occasion, we bring you this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, which is focused on all things Chinesey and monkeyish. In retaliation for the travesty that was Tiptoes, Booze and Beardo m...
2016-01-3048 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #114: A Very Special Dwarf SpecialFeaturing: Booze, Beardo, Chuck TurtlemanProducer: Booze, Beardo, ChuckTurtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20160115_SFJPOD_114.mp3 Whaaaaaat’s up, my diminutive honkies? On this, very special little episode, we dissect the 2003 dwarf film, Tiptoes, starring Matthew Mahogany and Gary Old Man. Is this straight-to-DVD movie a stunning tour-de-force of cinematic brilliance, or a steaming abortion of a film? The answer probably won’t surprise you. Professor Turtleman takes up his miniature news copter and brings us four not-so-tall tales, all of which feature humans of less than regular stature. Having found a dwarf for Booze...
2016-01-171h 00Sweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #113: Beardo Presents: SFJ Cabaret: The Podcast!Featuring: Belasco, Beardo, Chuck TurtlemanProducer: Beardo http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20151230_SFJPOD_113.mp3 Haaaaaaappy New Years, my honkies! In this very special episode, Beardo takes us on a stroll down memory lane, and curates a collection of the best ever SFJ original songs. Remember when Lisa Bleepdo and Kenny Powers were reunited and it felt so good? Beardo remembers. Remember when Doctor Peay (RIP) took to the skies in his world-famous News Scooter (due to budget cuts)? Beardo remembers. Remember when a Chinese Chinaman’s Chinapants got blown off by an exploding tractor tyr...
2015-12-3133 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #112: A Very North Korean ChristmasFeaturing: Belasco, Beardo, Chuck TurtlemanProducer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20151212_SFJPOD_112.mp3 Meeeeeerry Christmas, my ho ho honkies! Ever wondered what Christmas is like in the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea? Of course you have. Well, wonder no more. On this very special festive edition of Sweet Feathery Jesus, we talk, live via satellite, to an undercover correspondent embedded behind the Bamboo Curtain! But not before we pay a musical tribute to our favourite Idiot of Facebook, Turtleman takes to the snowy skies i...
2015-12-1246 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #111: On the Wagon Train! (i.e., there’s no Booze. Get it?)Featuring: Belasco, Beardo, Chuck TurtlemanProducer: Beardo, Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20151127_SFJPOD_111.mp3 Whaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? Grab your 20-sided dice, dust off your wizard cloak, and invite your three friends to your mom’s basement, because Belasco, king of the #Belascopaths, is back! Chuck has still been playing his Solvin’ Crimes* game, and with the help of the best voice actor in SFJ history, he takes us on a thrilling ride through his latest case! Despite some resistance, Chuck takes up the copter fo...
2015-11-2850 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #110: Criminal Case – The Podcast!(CORRECTED) Featuring: Booze, Beardo, Chuck TurtlemanProducer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20151113_SFJPOD_110.mp3 Waaaaaatson up, my honkies??? Strap a deerstalker on your bonce and prepare yourself a nice juicy seven percent solution, it’s time for an all-new, very special, three pipe episode of Sweet Feathery Jesus! Chuck has a new favorite smartphone-based video game, which apparently involves the widespread application of hand lotion, and criminal suspects of a bizarrely uniform range of heights. Oi Me Colon (Mum, Try Up!) is thankfully no more, but Booze has fou...
2015-11-1647 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #109: Halloween (& Guy Fawkes Night) Special!Featuring: Booze, Beardo, Chuck TurtlemanProducer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20151030_SFJPOD_109.mp3 Whaaaaaat’s up, my haunted Halloween honkies?! On this very special spooooky Sweet Feathery Jesus, we have themed the ENTIRE episode in accordance with Halloween and/or Guy Fawkes Night (but not Bunyip Day). We learn about the history of Booze’s dumb country’s dumb holiday traditions, and why it is absolutely necessary to burn catholics to death. Beardo brings us a very spooooky slice of True Australian History, and Chuck takes up the News Copter to...
2015-10-3153 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #108: Shanglefrangle! (Schadenfreude!)Featuring: Booze, Beardo, Chuck TurtlemanProducer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20151016_SFJPOD_108.mp3 حالتون چطوره؟ (Haletun chetore), my honkies? That’s the Iranian ChinaLanguage, for all you Anglo-/Euro-/Amerigo-centric monoglots. In this very special episode of SFJ, the S stands for Shanglefrangle, also known as schadenfreude. Without realising it until after the recording, this week the lads indulged in a real ShangleFest of Frangelic proportions. From the transgendered to the transabled, from a comatose Swiss Spaniard to an unfortunate Danish zoo animal, from the city of Iran to the television screens of South ChinaKorea...
2015-10-1753 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #107: Australian Hijack!Featuring: Booze, Beardo, Chuck TurtlemanProducer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20151002_SFJPOD_107.mp3 Hi there friends, it’s me, Beardo. In this very special (and your favourite) episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, the person in control is me, Beardo. That’s right, your favourite Australian/Clevelander, Beardo, has hijacked SFJ. But don’t worry, those other two guys are on it too. In this episode, we discuss my sweet cephalopodic tattoos, and Booze takes us to the far East, where Chuck and I have to tell the differenc...
2015-10-031h 01Sweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #106: World’s Biggest Dick!Featuring: Booze, Beardo, Chuck TurtlemanProducer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20150918_SFJPOD_106.mp3 Tempers fray on the podcast this week, as suspiciously “refreshed” sounding technophobe Chuck Turtleman has trouble (again) with his recording set-up, and Booze and Beardo have to painstakingly talk him through troubleshooting it. Step by step. Over the phone. Between three different continents. For over an hour. Which was a bit like trying to get a chimpanzee to fix Apollo 13. This tension carries over into the show, and two beloved SFJ segments are abandoned for good. ...
2015-09-1945 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #105: The Ed for President!Featuring: Booze, Beardo, Chuck TurtlemanProducer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20150904_SFJPOD_105.mp3 Whaaaaaaaat’s up my honkies? On this fortnightly injection of podcast brilliance right into your main-vein, we finally welcome back recurring guest, reformed bank robber and listener favorite, The Ed! Move over, Deez Nuts, because The Ed is all fired up, and ready to forge a new government of The Ed, for The Ed, and by The Ed. Chuck takes the copter up for the News Round, and brings us a story from Belasco’s back yard...
2015-09-0442 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #104: England is RubbishFeaturing: Booze, Beardo, Chuck TurtlemanProducer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20150821_SFJPOD_104.mp3 Whaaaat’s up, me old China plates? Put another whelk on the Barbie(cue) as our Australian correspondent Beardo returns to insult the country his criminal forefathers were exiled from years ago, for crimes too trivial to bother hanging them for. He starts with a report on England’s lamest sports, most of which seem to have been invented to give the aristocracy an excuse to fondle each other’s bottoms. There’s more England ba...
2015-08-2254 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #103: Baldgust 2 – Electric BoogalooFeaturing: Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Turtleman http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20150807_SFJPOD_103.mp3 Guess what? Belasco’s Back! We were let down this week by somebody who shall remain nameless but who is Australian and has a big beard, so we had to ask a real professional to come back from his holidays and help us out.* Although our host strangely disappears when we welcome back another blast from the past… our agony aunt Bane off of Batman, who drops by to help solve a listener’s love conundrum. R...
2015-08-0850 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #102: Southbound & DownFeaturing: Booze, Beardo, Chuck TurtlemanProducer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze, Beardo http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20150724_SFJPOD_102.mp3 Whaaaaaat’s up, my cotton pickin’ honkies? Beardo’s banjo bits are finally appropriate, as we journey down South to check out Chuck Turtleman’s homeland. Join us, dagnabbit, as we delve into the divisive dilemma of the confederate flag, and learn how to drawl like true sons of the South with Steel Magnolias accent coach Professor David Alan Stern. Along the way, we’ll answer all the big questions. What is the secret meaning behind the...
2015-07-2537 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #101: Angels in Our Classrooms – An SFJ Special ReportFeaturing: Booze, Beardo, Chuck TurtlemanProducer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze, Beardo All Banjo Stunts performed by Beardo http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20150710_SFJPOD_101.mp3 In this very special 101st episode of SFJ, we dig deep into the disturbing and worrying issue of student/teacher affairs, and bring you the hard-hitting facts and analysis you’ve come to expect. Yes, it’s an SFJ Special Report on #Angels in our Classrooms! Professor Turtleman takes up the newscopter, and introduces us to one of the world’s sexiest international monkeys (according to social media users in Japa...
2015-07-1139 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #100: Taylor Swift’s ArmpitsFeaturing: Booze, Beardo, Chuck TurtlemanProducer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20150626_SFJPOD_100.mp3 Crack open the champagne and festively dye your armpit hair, it’s SFJ 100! Or, 177. On this special centennial episode, Booze nostalgically remembers the hairy pits of yesteryear’s Europeans, and yearns for a dwarf worthy of his love. We learn the altitude of Chuck Turtleman’s navel, and then visit with Professor David Alan Stern; the accent guru, who teaches us all how to talk like a fair dinkum Aussie. And the show gets really...
2015-06-2747 minSweet Feathery Jesus!Episode #99: Chuck’s Internet Date – Live!Featuring: Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze http://traffic.libsyn.com/sfjpodcast/20150612_SFJPOD_099.mp3 Whaaaaaaaat’s up, my lovebirds? In this special romance-themed episode, Chuck Turtleman goes on an internet date with an internet lady that he’s never met before, and records it all for your listening pleasure. Seemingly on some equipment that Edison threw out for sounding a bit rubbish. Booze brings us the tale of a scantily-clad love meltdown in the crazy world of R&B, and we hear about two angels dispensing no-questions-asked guilt free love...
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