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THCinema PodcastMamma Mia!My my, here we go again. Rise and shine stonerinos!! This week we're continuing on our Theatre camp playbill and counselor Snort has pulled out one of her favorite musicals, Mama Mia! This week we talk about Jukebox musicals, find out if we're just bitches or ABBitches, and briefly touch on the socio-economic cultural struggles of a small Greek island under Meryl Streep's thumb of oppression. One more week of camp after this!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2023-08-221h 02THCinema PodcastNudist Colony of the DeadGood morning Stonerino Campers!!! This week, we're continuing on our summer musical extravaganza and this time Counselor Dan is at the wheel! In this episode we pitch our restaurant musicals in homage to Jimmy Buffett's classic show "Escape to Margaritiaville", we discuss the one and only legend himself Mark J. Pirro, and we try to keep things generally as unhinged as possible so we can mentally prepare ourselves for NCOTD!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2023-08-151h 09THCinema PodcastLittle Shop Of HorrorsHey there Stonerinos! You ready for Camp Counsler John to take over? Well gather round the fire and get ready to head down to Skid Row (ba dum) because this week we watched Little Shop of Horrors! Coming in hot off HSM, Snort and Dan yet again bump heads about musical taste but both somehow agree about the deep seated BDSM themes within LSH.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2023-08-081h 05THCinema PodcastHigh School MusicalGet your gear (all in this)together Stonerinos, because the bus is loading up and we're on the way to Theatre Camp! In this weeks episode Snort simulated the long and seemingly never ending bus ride to camp by having us watch High School Musical! As payback for the Team America episode Snort decided to send Dan into medical distress for an hour and forty minutes. All aboard!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2023-08-0157 minTHCinema PodcastBarbieGet your best pink cowboy outfits ready stonerinos, it's Barbie time! In this week's episode, Snort guides us along on the journey to see the one and only Barbie on the big screen. We talk about the history of the Barbie doll, both personally and from a worldwide marketing standpoint, discuss the Allan in the room, and occasionally break into a rendition of Push by Matchbox 20. As always, spoilers after the break.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2023-07-2454 minTHCinema PodcastGoosebumps!We're going to need a vacation from this vacation! This week on our Summer Daze programing block, Snort, Dan, and Silent John get deeper into what spawned their childhood fears by exploring the world of R.L. Stine in Goosebumps! We touch a bit on the storied history of Mr. Jack Black and possibly trace his lineage to that of a famous North American Cryptid and Dan voices his hate for tiny Pete Davidson, this is one you won't want to miss!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2023-07-181h 00THCinema PodcastSmall SoldiersMan, summer just seems to fly by, we just started this series and we're already at the halfway mark. In this week's supersized episode, the crew is joined by our special guest. We talk about the history of toy engineering and a brief introduction into toy law, pitch a few spin off movies and sequels, and do a play by play on the war crimes of one Major Chip Hazard. This is one you don't want to miss!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2023-07-111h 19THCinema PodcastTeam America World PoliceHappy Fourth of July Stonerinos! Sorry about the cancellation last week, technical difficulties led us to scrap our Child's Play episode but we did do a little recap of it this week. We also pulled the rug on Snort and made her watch Team America World Police to keep the toy train rollin, her live reaction is reason enough to give it a listen!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2023-07-0453 minTHCinema PodcastSuper Mario Bros (1993)And we're back! Our little post SUPERSLAMSUMMER break really had us feeling that Summer Vacation vibe so just like that crystal clear pool on a hot June afternoon we're diving back into a new Summer series. Our Summer Daze is just about trying to capture that feeling again and nothing says summer break like video games and nothing says video game movie that should be reviewed on a comedy podcast like 1993's Super Mario Bros. This is a first watch for both Snort and Silent John, how are they going to handle watching a movie with Johhny Legz and...2023-06-201h 03THCinema PodcastReady to Rumble SUPER SLAM SUMMER!!!To the dozens in attendance, and the millions of stonerinos around the world, LET'S GET READY TO not get sued and still somehow refer to this movie's title. This week we've reached our Main Event of SUPER SLAM SUMMER!!! and we've got a special guest referee helping to drive the discussion. This being both Silent John and Snort's first time seeing the best wrestling movie the second best wrestling promotion of the year of our dark lord 2000 had to offer, how's this cage match going to go? Will Snort and Silent John be on the same page, or is...2023-05-301h 06THCinema PodcastTHE Suicide Squad SUPER SLAM SUMMER!!!Well Stonerinos, the time is now, because we've got scheduled appointment with the Doctor of Thuganomics. In our penultimate episode of SUPERSLAMSUMMER!!! we've diving headlong into James Gunn's THE SUICIDE SQUAD to pay a visit to the Peacemaker. We also discuss our Cenhistory, how Silent John and Snort are putting themselves through cinematic torture, and at some point get disturbed by a bird that may or may not have been Hoogan. Baw Gawd, this is one you won't want to miss!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2023-05-231h 01THCinema PodcastThe Princess Bride SUPER SLAM SUMMER!!!We've reached our midcard and we're still pulling out all the stops, the cliffs of insanity, ROUS, and Peter Falk inappropriately doing color commentary over the most romantic moment of the film. This week, to pay honor to the 8th wonder of the world[sic?] Andre the Giant, we're watching The Princess Bride. We talk a bit about the man himself before opening the book on the main event. This one is a first watch for both Snort and Silent John so make sure to tune in after the break to hear their first impressions first hand.
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...2023-05-1659 minTHCinema PodcastGuardians of the Galaxy Vol.3 SUPER SLAM SUMMER!!!WHAT'S THIS?!?! WHO'S MUSIC IS THAT!?!? OHMYGOD IT'S BAUTISTA!!! Coming in as the number 2 entrant in our SUPERSLAMSUMMER!!! is none other than Drax the Destroyer himself, Dave Bautista. In this week's episode the THCrew head over to the cinema to celebrate one of our favorite humans, Dave Bautista, in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3! as a footnote it's also Dan's birthday. We get into the whole Bautista Backstory, walk headlong into the unavoidable Rock comparisons, and then head to the theater to piledrive the hell out of the case of marvel fatigue we've been battling. As always, spoiler free...2023-05-0955 minTHCinema PodcastThe Rundown (2003) SUPER SLAM SUMMER!!!DING DING DING! And in this corner, weighing in at a combined 7.5 grams of some indica, a vape pen, and some leftover edibles, THE THCINMEA PODCAST CREW. Their opponent, hailing from the year of our Dark Lord 2003, THE RUNDOWN!!! This week we're kicking off "SUPERSLAMSUMMER: Don't get sued", where we are jumping from the top rope directly into the careers of some of the most electrifying superstars to ever transition from the squared circle to the big screen. In this week's episode, for our millions (and millions) of fans out there, we've got some great insights into the great...2023-05-021h 01THCinema Podcast420 Special 2023 - The Big LebowskiBwamp Bwamp Bwamp Bwaaammppp! It's here, our favorite day! This week, we watch one of the greatest stoner movies ever told with "The Big Lebowski" We all unleash our inner dudes, discuss Walter's potential political affiliations, and open some very special 420 eve presents! Silent Jon takes the wheel as our stranger and he guides us through this super sized episode, happy holidaze stonerinos!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2023-04-201h 26THCinema PodcastRenfieldWelcome! Creatures of the Vapor! On this day, we celebrate two things, the haziest of holy months 4/20, and the annual birthday of our beloved Silent John. Sadly, Silent John's birthday wish was for a Nic Cage Vampire movie that didn't suck and, somehow, this movie both didn't suck and did, figuratively and literally. We, however, still got really really high and also saw Nic Cage up to an 11 as the prince of darkness, Dracula. Hoogan may have made an appearance, we didn't stay for the credits.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show...2023-04-1852 minTHCinema PodcastShrekSome.......BODY once told me it's the month of Four Twenty and we just like to smoke lots of weeeeddddd. In this week's episode, Snort, Dan, and Silent John are celebrating something green that is love and is life, well, two things that are green and are love and life because for Snort's pick of the 420 month we're making waffles and watching Shrek!! Take a hazy nostalgia trip with us to the faraway land of Duloc (there's a song about it) and hear us talk about the ramifications of ethnic cleansing of fairy tale folk, the great debate over...2023-04-111h 05THCinema PodcastIdle HandsHappy 4/20 month Stonerinos!! It's the most stonable time of the year, we've got lots of great movies and snacks that are groovy so give that huge bong rip a clearrrrr!!! This week we're moving from the SCU (Scream Cinematic Universe) and what better way to ease into the stoney season but with a scary stoney movie. This week it's Dan pick and he picked Idle Hands!! This movie has demonically possessed hands, zombuddies, the inhalation of nutmeg and oregano and the side effects of nutmeg and oregano, and The Offspring? Ok. Roll up a fat one for this super...2023-04-041h 08THCinema PodcastScream 6Hello Stonerinos, what's your favorite Scary Movie franchise? If you know anything about this trio of Scream Queens you know ours is SCREAM!! STABSTABSTAB!! Come along with us as we venture deep into the heart of Neeewww Yorrkkkk Citttttaaaayyyyy to chase down the Ghostface is his latest outing Scream6, and in 3-D no less! We've got all the looms fit to Loomis and the Stu is set to boil, so don't miss out on this one!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2023-03-2156 minTHCinema PodcastOscars 2023 - LIVE Green Carpet SpecialRoll up a joint and roll out the beige carpet because it's Oscars95(2023)!!! Will the victory of the Fraser taste so sweet after all the flavors? Will Everything Everywhere win Everyaward Everywhere All at Once? It aired yesterday so you probably know the answers to those and other questions we pose in this episode but you'll still get to be a fly on the wall as we live commentate over the green carpet and then hear every gasp and cheer live from our Oscar couch as the awards air.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com...2023-03-141h 13THCinema PodcastThe Whale/School TiesBREN-DAN FRAY-ZUR. In this week's episode, Snort, Dan, and Silent John are concluding our Flavors of Fraser series with a look into Brendan's dramatic side, a mini review of The Whale and a full review of School Ties, Brendan's first big dramatic role. This movie has Brendan going toe to toe with some of Hollywood's biggest dramatic actors in their early days, you've got Brendan v. Damon, Brendan v. Affleck, and Brendan v (checks notes) Christopher O'Donnell? While the subject matter of the film was difficult to stomach, the performance from a young George of the Jungle was chef's k...2023-03-0758 minTHCinema PodcastCOCAINE BEAR!!!This week we're taking a little break from our Flavors of Fraser to take a trip to the cinema and today we're all Snort because we watched COCAINE BEAR! In this special episode Dan, Snort, and Silent John are joined by friend of the show Chaz who worked on Cocaine Bear and he fills the episode with that sweet sweet behind the scenes booger sugar. If you love insider information this is one you won't want to miss!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2023-02-2854 minTHCinema PodcastThe Mummy (1999)Is it hot out here or is it just that hunky Fraser? In this week's episode, Dan, Snort, and Silent John continue to taste the Flavors of Fraser TM with his Action flavored movie, 1999's The Mummy. This is Silent John's first trip into the original MCU and the seasonings of bad 1990s CGI didn't make him send it back. We touch on all the points, Brendan, Fraser, Brendan Fraser, if camels are faster than horses, theme park rides turned into movies, and movies turned into theme park rides. We also like your laugh HEhEhEhEhE.
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Send in a voice me...2023-02-2151 minTHCinema PodcastBlast from the PastHappy Valentines Day Stonerinos! As our Valentine we've chosen Mr. Brendan Fraser!!! This week, we gush some more in our Flavors of Fraser breakdown, this time a taste of Rom Com with Blast from the Past. Dan realizes that the bar for celebrity weirdness has risen high above Alicia Silverstone, Silent John lets us all in on a dark secret he's been carrying, and worry not, there are Walken impressions in this episode. WOW!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2023-02-1447 minTHCinema PodcastAirheadsWhat's Silent Johnny doing out on a Tuesday night? Odds are it involves the THCinema Podcast and Cheese. This week Silent John, Dan, and Snort begin to taste the Flavors of Fraser TM. In this special series we're honoring Oscar Nominated actor Brendan Fraser with a retrospective of his uncanny acting talents as we traverse through the Genre-verse TM that he's been traveling for the last 30 some odd years. We're also trademarking things now, which is kinda fun but probably not official so feel free to use Genre-verse or Flavors of Fraser. This week's flavor was comedy, with one of th...2023-02-0757 minTHCinema Podcast50 First DatesHope you've got your basketball shorts ready because this week we wrap our Hall of Honors with a stroll down Sandler lane. We do a bit of a deep dive into the filmography of the Sandman, find out how Silent John really feels, and entice Snort into the mix with a bit of Barrymore before we come to terms with our own short term memory issues and watch 50 First Dates.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2023-01-3144 minTHCinema PodcastMultiplicityThis week Snort, Dan, and Silent John continue down the Hall of Honors with our newest nominee(s?), Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton, and Michael Keaton shine in 1995s Multiplicity, which is less of a movie and more of a highlight reel for Michael Keaton (did we mention he's in this movie?). We also kick off what will undoubtedly be a future episode of Snort Court, Bob Ross v. Mr. Rogers, Dan does a few terrible impressions, and Silent John drops the best one liners of the episode (as is tradition).
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Send in a voice message: h...2023-01-2455 minTHCinema PodcastBling Ring2023 is here and so is our first episode of season 3. This week, we kick off our Hall of Honors miniseries, where we pay tribute to actors who are great at what they do on the screen and great at being humans off the screen. In our first HoH episode, we go back to the year 2013 to watch a movie based on a 2010 article about a series of crimes from 2008-2009 where some exceedingly wealthy people got a little less wealthy due to some terrible terrible teenagers, but one of them is played extremely well by HoH Honoree, Emma Watson. We...2023-01-1752 min
THCinema PodcastBits and Chips 2022Happy New Year Stonerinos! And what a great year it's been! We've seen some good movies, some bad movies, some worse movies, and somehow some worse than that movies. We've thrived through the heat of the Summer of Smith and walked the Path to Pattinson, celebrated Spooky Season and all the Holidaze, and had Friendsgiving with our favorite fan Chaz. Thanks to everyone for a great year and here, presented with some context, is our year end wrap show, Bits and Chips.
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2023-01-031h 26THCinema PodcastTrailer 2022Oh look! Another comedy movie review podcast! But this one's got weed. Snort, Dan, and Silent Jon breakdown a movie weekly, everything is fair game, new releases and classics alike, we discuss our expectations for the upcoming viewing and then pickup thereafter and breakdown what we watched. Spoilers after the midbreak. Come over and say High!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2023-01-0201 minTHCinema PodcastGremlins 2 - The New BatchIt's over, it's done, put away your Nakatomi Plaza Advent Calendars and lock up Mariah Carey for another year. In an excuse to tie the two together, we watched Gremlins 2 The New Batch, in celebration of last year's Christmas Gremlins viewing, Dan also manages to loosely make this a New Year's Eve movie. This movie literally has everything that a coked up Stephen King could hope for and a twist at the end that can only be described as "why".
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2022-12-271h 07THCinema PodcastThe Mean One"The Mean One" was the film, a holiday tale
But alas, it turned out to be quite a fail.
The acting was wooden, the plot was quite thin
And the special effects were downright dim.
But still, we sat through it, munching on our treats
Hoping for a twist, a surprise, a great feat.
But no such luck, the movie was a snooze
Leaving us yearning for holiday booze.
So if you're thinking of seeing "The Mean One" this holiday seas...2022-12-201h 02THCinema PodcastPottersvilleHo Ho Ho Stonerinos! Our Christmas sleigh ride continues this week as the potheads take a trip to Pottersville! This movie has Michael Shannon, Ian McShane, Tom Lennon, Furries, Bigfoots, infidelity, and the true meaning of Christmas. We knew nothing walking into this one and somehow knew less walking out, lets go to Pottersville!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thcinema-podcast/message2022-12-1358 minTHCinema PodcastViolent NightHappy Holidays Stonerinos! This week we went to the cinema because Snort chose Violent Night as her gift to the podcast. Silent John and Dan went in as blind as a sleigh ride in a blizzard without Rudolph but came out the other side smiling like kids on Christmas morning. This is one present you are going to want to open! Spoilers after the mid-break.
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THCinema PodcastSon In Law - FansgivingGobble Gobble Stonerinos! It's time to eat oh so much food and be grateful for what you appreciate most in life and what we appreciate most is our fans. In this special episode we're joined by #1 fan Chaz to talk about our Thanksgiving menus, hold our annual gobble off, and watch Chaz's choice for Thankgiving, Son In Law. A manchild dancing around in his PJs, topical Red v Blue conversation, awkward teenage years, IT'S JUST LIKE THANKSGIVING BACK HOME. Gobble Gobble y'all, I don't know how to end this, Happy Thanksgiving.
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Send in a voice message: https://pod...2022-11-2448 minTHCinema PodcastSPECIAL - Summer of Smith Road TripIt's getting cold out but the Summer of Smith, somehow, continues. In this episode, live from the road, Dan, Snort, and Silent John make their way to see Kevin Smith live for a screening of Clerks3 and Q&A. On the way, we take questions from our Instagram followers, discuss our merch table hopes and dreams, and wrap it all up with an aftershow still basking in the glow and secondhand smoke of the one true Smith.
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THCinema PodcastHalloween EndsHappy Halloween THCini-minions! This week, Snort, Dan, and Silent John watched Halloween Ends so you don't have to! In this episode we have our hopes shattered, discuss the repercussions of over taxation in preparation for Myers incidences, and see cameos from Michael Myers himself in the Michael Myers movie. Halloween ends with Halloween Ends, this is one you won't want to miss.
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THCinema PodcastMaximum OverdriveGreetings Ghouls and Goblins, our spooky stoned season continues along this week with what is one of the worst movies ever made. Snort, Silent John, and Dan delve into the cocaine induced ego self servicing dutch rudder from one of the most prolific horror writers of all time, Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive. Of all the stories King created, this is the one he just had to tell himself. This movie both misses the mark at being good and being bad enough to be enjoyed at the same time, at least you only have to listen to us review it instead of...2022-10-1842 min
THCinema PodcastThir13en GhostsSpooky Season and our Halloween High continues on this week as we discuss our own personal paranormal experiences, ghostly apparitions and aspirations, the potential hazard of going toe to toe with Zak Bagans and then we watch the ludicrously named HotTopic Horror movie, 1THIRTEEN3 GHOSTZ. This movie has Blood Trucks, Matthew Lillard just spitting everywhere, great production design, terrible terrible terrible CGI, and so many comparisons to previous episode House on Haunted Hill. You don't want to miss this one....it could be your laaaassstttttttt!!!
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THCinema PodcastHocus Pocus 2It's me, it's me, it's sea-son-three. Happy Spooky Season everyone! We're kicking off our third season with a blast of nostalgia being capitalized on! This week we watch the Disney+ release, Hocus Pocus 2. Join us as we get into the Halloween Spirit talking Spirit Halloween, Generic Costumes, Candied Apples, and fucking Mike!
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THCinema PodcastRed StateIt's that special time of year, Summer of Smith is waning but Spooky Season is close at hand. What better way to transition the seasons, figuratively and literally, by watching Kevin Smith's horror(ish) movie, Red State. There's a lot going on in this movie and Snort and Silent John are David Pumpkins on Kevin Smith right now, so sound the trumpets and don't miss this one!
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THCinema PodcastClerks 3 - Summer of Smith, KevinI assure you, we're crying. In this weeks episode, Snort, Silent John, and Dan have reached the endgame and what an emotional road it's been. We've seen renegade angels & donkey shows, we've journeyed from New Jersey to Hollywood and back to New Jersey, we've made friends and we've lost friends, but nothing we've seen had prepared us for this one two Kevin Smith KO. Not even Yoga Hosers. Join us as we wrap our Summer of Smith, Kevin with what is his finest work, Clerks 3.
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THCinema PodcastJay and Silent Bob Reboot - Summer of Smith, KevinWe've reached our penultimate episode in our Summer of Smith journey, and this week Snort, Silent John, and Dan watch Kevin Smith's reunion movie, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, in final preparation for the release of Clerks III this week. This movie has so much, great cameos, lots of meta, tons of heart, and.... [double checks copy] Chris Jericho as a Klan leader? Little on the nose but you do you Kev.
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THCinema PodcastClerks 2 - Summer of Smith, KevinI assure you, we're open! In our Labor Day special we decided to actually appreciate the labor of which it gets it's namesake and who better than our boys Dante and Randall to make us appreciate it. Dan has considered this Kevin's best film, has his Summer of Smith Stockholm Syndrome plan worked? Are Snort and Jon members of the Cult of Chuthulaskew? Only one way to find out.
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THCinema PodcastDogma/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Summer of Smith, KevinThis week, we continue our tour through the Smith-stonian in our Summer of Smith series with two of Kevin's best works, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back in a wake and bake double feature. In a single day we saw Ben Affleck, Jason Lee, Matt Damon, Jason Lee, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Ben Affleck and Jason Lee in a movie! Be sure to stay til the end for a special message from across the Askewniverse.
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THCinema PodcastMean GirlsHappy Birthday to you! May all of your dreams come true! This week in a very special episode, Dan and Silent John celebrate Snort's birthday and even though she made us watch multiple Twilights this year, she still gets to pick a movie, and boy does she pick it. This episode is mostly on the rails before we watch Mean Girls but the second half is absent of rails. Join us in wishing our favorite host and social media manager a happy birthday today!
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THCinema PodcastChasing Amy/Mallrats - Summer of Smith, KevinIn this weeks episode we continue our Summer of Smith, Kevin series, we talk all things Affleck, the redemption of Jason Lee, and come up with a foolproof plan to revitalize the mall industry. Also, Dan modifies the homework assignment and we all watched Chasing Amy offscreen and Mallrats live, for reasons. What reasons? Only one way to find out.
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THCinema PodcastClerks - Summer of Smith, KevinI assure you, we're open!! In this week's episode, Dan takes Snort and Silent John on a journey deep into the Askewniverse. In preparation for Clerks III this fall, there's a lot of ACU to cover and only one way to start it, with Kevin Smith's first outing Clerks. We discuss the foundation Kevin Smith laid for modern filmmaking as well as the foundation he laid for one particular modern film comedy review podcast host. Not every podcast brings you lasagna at work, most of em just cheat on you shrug emoji.
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THCinema PodcastTHCCon ComicCon Coverage (THCCCCC)In this week's episode, Dan, Snort & Silent John discuss all things comic con. From the swords and sandals to the spandex no stone is left uncommented upon. Hot takes on the upcoming Marvel phases (Hi Kevin) and how DC took a page from John Cena's book and just went straight invisible this year. LoTR, GoT, MCU, DCEU, TCU, all the Acronyms!
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THCinema PodcastThor Love & ThunderHappy Thorsday everyone! In this weeks delayed episode, Dan, Snort, and Silent John are on their way to the cinema to watch Thor4LaT. Before that we talk Gentleminions, the great one himself Kevin Smith, and ragretful tattoos. As always, spoilers after the break.
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THCinema PodcastNational TreasureThis week we wanted to celebrate the 4th but didn't feel very patriotic which we cover in our first half, but while we weren't all in on America this week we were, as always, all in on Nic Cage!
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THCinema PodcastHunt for the WilderpeopleThis week, Dan, Snort, and Silent John use the roots of Jurassic June to plant the tree of Taika as we watch his Sam Neil starring masterpiece Hunt for the Wilderpeople, but before shit can get real, we discuss Brad Pitt's potential retirement, WWDitS, and Chris Hemsworth as Hulk Hogan? Maybe?
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THCinema PodcastThe FlintstonesJurassic June continues and this week it's a Yabba Dabba Doozie! Before we head down to Bedrock, we discuss Joker2: The Musical, the newest member of the EGOT society, and Disney's announced live action Hercules (and the fantasy casting therein). Then we pile into the metaphorical family car and go to the metaphorical prehistorical drive-in and watch 1994's The Flintstones. Is it a movie!? Is it a true crime documentary inexplicably sent from our own past?! Only you can decide!
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THCinema PodcastJurassic World DominionJurassic June continues this week but not before a goth trailer breakdown straight outta HotTopic '99 and a Marvel/DC crossover minute. After that we go to the cinema to see Jurassic World Dominion, starring Biosyn, and it took a lot of effort to cut all the heavy sighs out of the back end of the review. Will we find the missing opening 8 minutes? Listen to find out!
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THCinema PodcastThe VelocipastorSkip the snacks, it's a velocipastor attack! In this week's episode, Snort and Silent Jon join Dan in some Obi Wan Discussion and the sould crushing absurdity of an Indiana Jones 5 movie before getting into the soul lifting absurdity of The Velocipastor. Frankie Mermaid wouldn't miss this one and neither should you.
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THCinema PodcastSnort Court: Jackman v. HanksHear ye Hear ye! In this weeks episode the honorable Silent John takes the bench as Snort and Dan face off representing and defending Jackman and Hanks, respectively, & as our evidentiary discovery we watch Prisoners (2013) starring Hugh Jackman, Paul Dano, and Jake Gyllenhaal. Before the proceedings, we talk Love and Thunder and Obi-Wan. Who will be victorious in the case? Only one way to find out.
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THCinema PodcastChip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers (2022)Get out your hammer pants and dust off those VHS tapes, this week we're watching the Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers Reboot/Homage (Remage?). Before we get into Disney's Afternoon/Saturday morning multiverse, we discuss the horrible CGI in the She-Hulk trailer and the mediocre CGI in the Avatar 2 trailer.
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THCinema PodcastDr. Strange in the Multiverse of MadnessGet your sentient capes ready! This week Dan, John, and Snort head to the theatre, but before we do we discuss the Weird Al biopic starring our favorite farting corpse, dip our toes into some of Dan's streaming reccomendations, and then head from Moon Knight into the Multiverse! Did Silent John manifest Nic Cage's Ghost Rider? Listen to find out! Spoilers after the midbreak.
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THCinema PodcastGhost RiderBefore Pattinson was vengeance, Nic Cage was the spirit of vengeance. In this week's episode we discuss all the news that did and didn't come out of Cinema Con, the Mulaney/Samberg vehicle Rescue Rangers, and get into the cage within the cage before riding off into the glorious sunset that is Ghost Rider
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THCinema PodcastUnbearable Weight of Massive Talent (UWoMT)And we're back, not like we ever left, and this week we've watched Nick Cage's Massive Talent. Before we hit the cinema, we cover the Thor: Love And Thunder trailer, take a bite out of the everything bagel and digest it everywhere all at once, and we present our Nick Cage book reports.
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THCinema Podcast420/22 #4 We're The MillersIt's about that time! Pack it up pack it in, we're watching a listener pick! We take a trip down ol Mexico way with this under the radar stoner movie, you won't want to miss this one!
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THCinema Podcast420/22 #3 Grass (1999)2 down 2 more to go on our 4/20/22 marathon and this one is an uphill climb, Dan's is one of our favorite things about one of our favorite things with the soothing voice of one of our favorite stoners as the narrator but it's only 60 some odd minutes long so maybe Snort will stay awake.
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THCinema Podcast420/22 #2 Scooby Doo (2002)You get that first wake and bake in? Cause we sure did! Our second 420/22 special is a Snort pick. Zoinks yo.
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THCinema Podcast420/22 #1 Pineapple ExpressHappy 420 everyone! In the first of our four twennies John gets pick numero uno! Just don't put it on our 420 pizza and we're good!
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THCinema PodcastSwiss Army ManWe sing Happy Birthday to you and may all of your dreams come true! Happy happy birthday Silent John!! For this special occasion we are watching one of John's favorites and it's a corpse farting good time! We also talk about the slappercussions, we have a quick marvel minute from Dan, and we discuss Kevin Smith's NFT (NotgonnaFuckinseeThismovieiguess)
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THCinema PodcastCODA - 2022 Best PictureIn this weeks episode, Snort, Dan and Silent John talk a couple of A list retirements, an incident that should have caused an A list retirement, and all the rest of the Oscars that got overshadowed by the ugliness before we get into 2022 Best Picture Winner CODA.
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THCinema PodcastGreen Carpet Special 2022Cue the fanfare! It's Oscar Season!! This week we've got the perfect companion piece to tonight's show. Snort, John, and Dan break down everything, just like the real Oscars! From best picture to best actor to best actress, and that's it!
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THCinema PodcastSmiley FaceSo Dan ate a lot of cupcakes so the episode was late #relatable but you're going to want to frame this episode because Dan, Snort, and Silent John are watching High Times award winner Smiley Face, a deep cut stoner movie from the year of our dark lord 2007 starring Anna Faris as one of the most believable and relatable stoners of all time. Tons of pre-cameos, lots of smoky situations, and just a dab of communism. We also talk Obi Wan and the Penguin (two separate things, not a crossover you never knew you always needed).
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THCinema PodcastThe Batman (2022)The end of the Path to Pattinson is neigh! In this week's episode Dan, Snort, and Silent Jon talk Brad Pitt munching his way through a Bullet Train, rising ticket prices and widening jawlines, get a visitor from the podcast multiverse, and see the emo vengeance himself, RPatts as TheBatts!
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THCinema PodcastTwilight Breaking Dawn Part IIAnd just like that, we're visiting Forks for a final time on the Path to Pattinson. In this week's episode, Silent John joins as Snort fills Dan in on all the things that he missed in between OG Twilight and TBDp2. We learn stupid baby names, what "imprinting" on a preteen entails, and discuss the benefits of vampire science as Dan takes his second and hopefully final excursion into the TCU.
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THCinema PodcastTwilightSnort! Take the wheel! It's time for Twilight! In this weeks episode we talk briefly about the new Dr Strange trailer, Tom Hanks' most egregious miscasting since The Ladykillers in the upcoming Elvis biopic, and then it's time to travel to Forks Washington and meet the Cullens #TeamCarlisle. The Path to Pattinson continues.
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THCinema PodcastThey Came TogetherHappy Valentines Day!! We Love You!!! In this weeks episode, Dan, Snort, and SIlent John talk Razzies, Oscars, Bruce Willis, and all things Valentines Day before we sit down and watch They Came Together, an Amy Poehler Paul Rudd romcom that's equal parts annoying and charming.
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THCinema PodcastThe LighthouseIn our first stop along the path to Pattinson Dan Snort and Silent John are jumping into the deep end full of mermaids, tentacles, and Jackinson, so much Jackinson. We also touch on the announced Scream 6 and the ridiculous Netflix 2022 sizzle reel. This is one you won't want to miss, guaranteed to bring your lighthouse to full mast.
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THCinema PodcastPath to Pattinson TrailerA first look into our upcoming special series of films
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THCinema PodcastGroundhog DayIt's Groundhog Day (the THCinema Podcast Episode)!! Dan Snort and Silent John have some thoughts about the Batman and delve into some Cage Cannon, then we're stuck in a time loop and watch Bill Murray's best sad clown work, Groundhog (not 's) Day! Join us as we discuss the 20 year Ramis/Murray feud, worst possible Groundhog Day scenarios, a crow named Hoogan, and more!
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THCinema PodcastTrailerTHCinema 2022 Trailer
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THCinema PodcastBits And Chips 2021New Year New Episode! We ended up having to cancel our reservation for Four Rooms but I've put together a little New Year's treat for you all, all the stuff that wasn't suitable for air.
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THCinema PodcastDie Hard/GremlinsIn this episode we touch briefly on a Doctor Strange case of Multiversal Deja Vu before going David S. Pumpkins on Xmas. We also watch Die Hard.
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THCinema PodcastSpider-Man: No Way HomeITS HERE! Our Supersized Spider-Man No Way Home Spectacular! We take a short visit to Cage town and then dip all ten toes into the Spiderverse for the remainder. SPOILERS begin at 53:00
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THCinema PodcastBatman ReturnsIn this weeks holly jolly episode Snort, Dan and Silent John watch another great Holiday classic, Batman Returns. We avoid the spider sized elephant in the room for the news segments and go all in on the Batmen, Catwomen, and Penguin people of the world. Also, popeyes chicken.
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THCinema PodcastKiss Kiss Bang BangIn the first of our Holiday Season Specials we jump into Shane Black's Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. We also discuss Nic Cage, the law firm of Spidermen Spidermen and Spidermen, and what the 3rd Jurassic World Movie should have been.
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THCinema PodcastPlanes, Trains, And AutomobilesIt's Friendsgiving!! We invite Sloppy Joe to the podcast table and talk turkey, movies, wearing other peoples pants, cornucopia, and Planes Trains and Automobiles
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THCinema PodcastGhostbusters colon AfterlifeWho you gonna call? Usually Uber Eats. In this episode, Dan, Snort, and Silent Jon break Dan's media blackout on the new Spidermen trailer, Talk all things Leo and Paul Rudd, and refuse to be terrified of any non-coporeal beings. ITS GHOSTBUSTERS COLON AFTERLIFE!
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THCinema PodcastHalloween KillsSpooky Season has finally arrived! In this weeks episode Dan, Snort, and Silent John discuss Netflix pushing their way into theaters and some fun Halloween questions before we get into the MMCU.
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THCinema PodcastHereditaryHas it been another 3 years already?!? This week Snort and Silent Jon join Dan to discuss so much movie news, the potential renaissance coming for video game and anime movies, and to watch Toni Collette do what she does best, act like a crazy person.
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THCinema PodcastHouse On Haunted Hill (1999)We're back folks! We're picking up where we left off and hitting the ground running. On this episode, Dan is joined by Snort and Silent John and, like a bunch of mall goths, we smoke a lot and watch HHOH. Shoutouts to Frank and Dublin!
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THCinema PodcastIt FollowsWe're back! Apologies for the impromptu hiatus, we had some things come up but we're finally releasing our long awaited(?) It Follows episode. We talk extremely outdated movie news, snack vigorously, and general fuck-aroundery. Enjoy!!!
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THCinema PodcastTHCinema Podcast Episode 11 - It FollowsWe're back! Apologies for the impromptu hiatus, we had some things come up but we're finally releasing our long awaited(?) It Follows episode. We talk extremely outdated movie news, snack vigorously, and general fuck-aroundery. Enjoy!!!2018-10-1641 minTHCinema PodcastTHCinema Podcast Episode 10 - Tropic ThunderIn this weeks episode we all turn into puddles with some help from our special guest Denver. Topics this week include but aren't limited to the movie itself, how Dan scheduled a war movie(?) for a non military holiday, and the Gunniness of many situation2018-09-0447 min
THCinema PodcastTropic ThunderIn this weeks episode we all turn into puddles with some help from our special guest Denver. Topics this week include but aren't limited to the movie itself, how Dan scheduled a war movie(?) for a non military holiday, and the Gunniness of many situation
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THCinema PodcastSpice WorldIn a very special episode, we present the SNORT TAKEOVER!!!! We watch Spice World and wax all things horny aliens, covert superpowers, and the cool refreshing taste of Code Red Mountain Dew.
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THCinema PodcastV/H/SCODE RED! We continue the great horror experiment this week with Frank, Dan, Snort, and Silent Jon. We dish on all the SDCC info that dropped and enjoy some amazing cosmic brownies.
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THCinema PodcastAnt-Man and the WaspFor our seventh outing Frank and Dan are joined by Silent Jon and we get really high then go see Ant-Man and the Wasp. We discuss the snap and the greater implications though the MCU and how they managed to CG Michael Douglas's zombified corpse into a feature length film!
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THCinema PodcastCabin In The WoodsIn this episode, Dan and Frank are joined by Snort and the ever so quiet Silent Jon. In our first throwback episode, we watch Cabin in the Woods and discuss all things horror. Some have said this episode is a "palate cleanser".
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THCinema PodcastJurassic World: Fallen KingdomHey Stonerinos! This week Frank and I get really high and watch Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. We recommend you do the same since it's the only way a sane person will make it through this film.
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THCinema PodcastIncredibles 2In this Episode, Frank and Dan take a trip back to visit our inner children and watch some cartoons! We talk Wreck it Ralph 2, Spider-Man into the Spiderverse, How to Train Your Dragon 3, Denzel Washington, the disturbing trend of not so family friendly kids movies, and plenty more. Also we were high!
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THCinema PodcastSolo: A Star Wars StoryDan and Frank bring along some guests for the latest episode, Snort and Silent Jon! We also forgot to bring the laptop charger so apologies for the audio, we had to record on phones and mix it together.
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THCinema PodcastDeadpool 2In this episode Frank and Dan go to see Deadpool 2. We talk about Ryan Reynolds's beautiful face, the HappyTime Murders trailer, terrible CG, and how to best record a podcast in the rain in a parking lot.
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THCinema PodcastAvengers: Infinity WarIn the inaugural episode, Frank and Dan get really high then get their minds blown by Avengers: Infinity War.
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