Shows
Today We Did NothingToday We Fly / Perfect BurgersScattered memories and airport adventures. They’re the same, but different.
2026-01-281h 01Today We Did NothingToday We Have Blind Feet / One Age Range or the Other A love for rye chips, driving without shoes, and another rant about geese.
2026-01-211h 00Today We Did NothingToday We Have Personal Lives / Hit Another DeerPikaphibian, sugar addiction, and dreaming in terror.
2026-01-1449 minToday We Did NothingToday We Cheer for Pigs / Give You a ThrobberThe game of pool, wishing for flurries, and captivating piggies.
2026-01-0750 minToday We Did NothingToday We Remember Seagulls / Loose GatoradeThe can olympics, note exchange, and New Year resolutions.
2025-12-311h 06Today We Did NothingToday We Print Documents / I Drive a 4-Lane CarDinosaurs should still exist and printer ink is a conspiracy.
2025-12-2451 minToday We Did NothingToday We Dispatch / Fresh Hatched and One Foot in the GraveGuessing who Dani‘s imaginary children are, creative thinking, and scruffy birds.
2025-12-1755 minToday We Did NothingToday We Fight Ourselves / A Pogo Stick is Not a ScooterHoliday disappointment and arguing with the you in your brain.
2025-12-101h 03Today We Did NothingToday We’re Ready For Our Last Meals / 6‘ -4“If you had 24 hours to eat anything you want, what would it be? Do different pizza cuts confuse you?
2025-12-0353 minToday We Did NothingToday We Talk Cats and Dogs / Shakespearean SpamPsychic damage, plans gone awry, and a questionable character you probably didn’t know about.
2025-11-261h 002025-11-191h 13Today We Did NothingToday We Discuss Survival / Bad LawyerCharacter creation, oversharing, and “unintentional“ domination victories.
2025-11-121h 21Today We Did NothingToday We Make a Mistake / Peeled NuggetsExploding radiators, bears, and forgetting homework.
2025-11-0544 minToday We Did NothingToday We Love Villains / F1 CatQuestioning morality, expanding the rativerse, and saying goodbye to Skoctober.
2025-10-2954 minToday We Did NothingToday We Review Season One / Draft Check InThey’re a little late, but Dev and Dani want to share a few of their favorite TWDN moments with you.
2025-10-221h 10Today We Did NothingToday We Create the Rativerse / 100% AgreementMr. Cheese, condiment albums, and skincare.
2025-10-151h 01Today We Did NothingToday We Are Strong / Cat AnticsNever send Dani shopping alone; but you can trust Devin to fight a whale.
2025-10-0856 min
Today We Did NothingToday We Have Pains / Stay LoudCPAP poison, hotel safety, and ignoring notifications.
2025-10-0155 minToday We Did NothingToday We Behave Post Flood Like / McChubbleOne of them was a theater kid, and one of them was in band.
2025-09-241h 15Today We Did NothingToday We Lose It (Footage, I Mean) / CarsMystery smoothies and technical difficulties.
2025-09-1755 minToday We Did NothingToday We Return Carts / Disappointing NamesEnergy bread, Conspiracy Dave, and Dev’s concert sans Dani.
2025-09-1053 minToday We Did NothingToday We Have Free Will / The Wonder of FlightSidewalk encounters, echolalia, and Sid Meier’s Civilization.
2025-09-031h 02Today We Did NothingToday We Compare Experiences / Gift RocksDani didn’t understand the assignment, but it’s Dev’s birthday!
2025-08-2757 minToday We Did NothingToday We Discuss the Imperium / Good EatsWarhammer 40K through Dani’s eyes, Batman, and amoeba.
2025-08-2057 minToday We Did NothingToday We Are Gamers / Green FlagNew activities, changes in taste, and questioning music reviews.
2025-08-131h 10Today We Did NothingToday We Trash Vampires / SequelsToo many projects, movie critiques, and just a little simping.
2025-08-0657 minToday We Did NothingToday We Debate / Another ConcertDani and Dev tell you all about their trip to see Hot Stepmom live, and Dani has some very strong feelings about sandwiches.
2025-07-301h 01Today We Did NothingToday We Are Disgusting / Testing Rage BaitGross habits, unidentified meat, and warming up to clowns.
2025-07-231h 13Today We Did NothingToday We Prepare to Sell Out / Fat EraRock Taxis, lifetime slide usage, and Dani failing to do her homework.
2025-07-161h 14Today We Did NothingToday We Suffer Betrayals / Wrong UniverseCookies, giraffes, and Devin’s finely tuned music ears.
2025-07-091h 03Today We Did NothingToday We Remember the Alamo / KickstitutionMagic, and how to decide where you’re from
2025-07-0251 minToday We Did NothingToday We WWE / Blanket DiaperSweatiness, sleeping positions, and 20 years of alleged wrestling highlights.
2025-06-251h 16Today We Did NothingToday We Take Tests / Dev‘s BetrayalSad honey, the songs of our youth, and resisting intrusive thoughts.Things to note: The RMET test focuses on the ability to understand other people's mental states, while the RAADS-R is a questionnaire designed to identify autistic traits in an individual. While used to assess aspects of ASD, their results are not a valid diagnosis.
2025-06-1854 minToday We Did NothingToday We Go Shopping / Parameters of a StickWe try looking at things differently, and find out that berries are a lie.
2025-06-111h 04Today We Did NothingToday We Research the Ocean / Moon SexDani answers your lifelong questions about the ocean, and Devin raises concerns about equipment durability
2025-06-041h 00Today We Did NothingToday We Diss Fast Food / Post Malone ThiefWe bet on music releases, and Dani struggles to describe her newest live show experience.
2025-05-281h 01Today We Did NothingToday We Loathe Odd Numbers / 20,000 Miles of SleepMovies, thought processes, and a vendetta against squirrels.
2025-05-2159 minToday We Did NothingToday We Talk About Reading / Fish FieldtripA pinch of psychosis, a dash of shade, and a couple of inventions that should be developed for the good of the world.
2025-05-1450 minToday We Did NothingToday We Talk About Food / ResearchLearning about beans, feeding Dani’s obsession with strawberries, and sharing snack preferences.
2025-05-0759 minToday We Did NothingToday We Fangirl / Michael MyersDev shares a little bit of his soul with us, and Dani tells her favorite customer stories.
2025-04-301h 23Today We Did NothingToday We Win Philosophy / Graphic Tee DramaAudio changes, Stuart Little, and why Dani hates your T-shirt specifically.
2025-04-231h 042025-04-161h 03Today We Did NothingToday We Introduce Ourselves / Strawberry InternetLost media, a little rage, and a lot of confusion.
2025-04-091h 05Today We Did NothingToday We Were SickChurros, Legos, and someone’s apparent disdain for a particular beverage company.*Please excuse my coughing.
2025-04-0350 min