Shows
Nugatory QuestNQ 63 - Earth Day IITwenty years ago, the world was hit with an outbreak of unprecedented proportions.
The hapless population of the planet was forced to reduce, reuse and recycle like their very lives depended on it.
Now, on the eve of the anniversary of that terrible time, a new threat emerges. One that will determine once and for all the fate of mid-Spring pseudo holidays.
Just when you thought it was safe to throw out that tetra-pack it's...
EARTH DAY II: THE RE-EARTHENING
Rated PG-13 for stron...2014-09-181h 06
Nugatory QuestNQ 62: I Chose You, Michael Cain!Michael Caine. Michael Caine. Cain, Michael Caine. Michael Michael! Michael Caine!
*Michael Caine used Thundershock. It was super effective.*
COURSE MATERIALS:
1. Old Mitt
2. Coke Nail
3. A-Koo-Pew-Koo
4. Worst Giraffe Ever
5. Only the Good Die Hard
6. Rusha Housh2014-07-2450 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 61: SportyponsTaylor and Neil were going to include a fun description that elaborated on the amusing joke comprising this episode's title but have been advised by their lawyer that they probably shouldn't. Just, no. Stop. Quit while you're ahead boys. You don't know what you're talking about. Stop digging that hole. Seriously just stop.
COURSE MATERIALS:
1. Black Bread
2. Milwaukee
3. Weekend at Gorbies
4. Catchers & Hitters
5. Pottering
6. Aquamarine2014-06-2551 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 60: RawbotMild-mannered, law-abiding Mark Kaminsky is your run-of-the-mill small town sheriff who is also an ex-detective. One day, he's called back into action where he is shot a bunch by the Dad from That '70s Show. He has survived and been rebuilt as the smoothest, coolest and rawest robot cop you'll ever meet. Now he's on a one bot mission to clean up the streets from the filth he swore on his dead family or something to avenge. Arnold Schwarzenegger stars or whatever. Explosions!
COURSE MATERIALS:
1. Flag
2. Brother Huey
3. La...2014-06-1252 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 59: GulfIn which Taylor and Neil realize there is a large gulf between their definition and pronunciations of the word gulf.
COURSE MATERIALS:
1. Dre M.D
2. Pop Artist
3. Santa Maria
4. Blue Whales
5. Mr. Nastic
6. WAR2014-05-291h 06
Nugatory QuestNQ 58: Puppy PuppyOh noe! Hoosawiddlepuppy? Yooaliddlepuppy!
Yes yoo are!
Yes yoo are!
Hoosabooboo! Hoosabooboo numnum?!
Hoochaboochoohrrggllleeee!
COURSE MATERIALS
1. Yukon Devil Farmer
2. Daddy Fine Things
3. Antonio
4. Topsy
5. Kentucky Drift
6. 'Sappnin'2014-05-2158 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 57: Sack DressWhat? We enjoy the breeze...
COURSE MATERIALS:
1. Old Man Kid
2. Hey Bro
3. Fashion Mastermind
4. Craft Time
5. McShut Up
6. Vinajer2014-05-091h 09
Nugatory QuestNQ 56 - Fool's Gold CowboyI've been ridin' these plains so longSingin' the same old songI know every town on the dirty side of Mississippi Where hustle's the name of the gameAnd nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rainThere's been a load of compromisin'On the road to my horizonBut I'm gonna be where the gold is shinin' on meLike a Fool's Gold CowboyRiding away on a horse from a botched bank jobLike a Fool's Gold CowboyGetting writs and l...2014-04-231h 02
Nugatory QuestNQ 54: With ApologiesWe here at Nugatory Quest would like to apologize for totally bumming you out with this episode. It doesn't seem like something we should be capable of doing but, well, sometimes things happen. What looks to be a wacky trivia question might just turn out to be the most depressing thing you've read in a while. That said, we've kept the conversation largely unedited because it actually contains a few facts that, while rough, are pretty important. So again, sorry about this and please know that any laughter during that section is merely shock and not because we're the...2014-04-1259 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 54: Composin' with the Zart
Tonight on an ALL NEW Composin' with the Zart!
Zart takes to the streets with his talking wig and asks pedestrians what they think of Obama!
The latest viral videos get smashed by Zart in our new segment, "Viral Videos?! Viral Videos Are Usually A Waste of Time Featuring Zart!"
Guest Patrick Duffy is in the studio to discuss his dormant career and tell a funny story about ferrets!
Musical guest Savage Garden appear, as if from nowhere!
Plus An ALL NEW Top 10 List, featuring special guest star James Franco's Ghost!
And as always, Ludwig and the Classical Playas!
Then st...2014-04-0259 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 53: Einstein's Folly"Nugatory Quest is, and always will be, my favorite internet-based radio program."
-Albert Einstein
COURSE MATERIALS:
1. Big Guy2. Torrent of Flesh3. Funny4. Pending Death5. Straight Garb6. Schlagen Lager2014-03-211h 14
Nugatory QuestNQ 52: Ol' PertI reckon by now all y'all will have heard the news: Ol' Pert is pickin' up sticks and taking his skills to the Old World. I'll miss y'all somethin' fierce but them sweet jezebels over there need my particular skills. Naw don't you go blubbering all over these here parts; I'll still live on in yer hearts and on yer heads. My time spent these last fifty summers with y'all have been a blessing and I'm lookin' to bestow that blessing on each and every one of you souls I've had the pleasure of meetin'. I say, I do...2014-03-1455 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 51: KrelbowIt's totally a thing.COURSE MATERIALS:
1. Torch Run
2. The Worst Thing We've Ever Done
3. Baseball Owners
4. Stinking Spotted Weasel
5. Overtime6. Haggard the Horrible2014-03-0759 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 50: NostradiculousIn the year of our Lord, Two Thousand and Four, two great minds shall meet in the realm of snowy desperation. The fires of one will ignite the ire of the other and a great battle will be fought over the correct method of topping circular dough with protein. The hostility will cease for a time, before it is renewed with vigor over where such sundries shall be consumed by man. Those caught in this wake shall dissolve in the horror and zestiness, as rivers of red drown all sense. The aftermath shall see the combatants alone, exhausted and...2014-02-071h 10
Nugatory QuestNQ 49: More Jr. High Gym StoriesHey! Do you like to hear two people talk about all formative experiences they had in Junior High gym class? I hope you do because Taylor and Neil are doing that. Again.
Yay.
COURSE MATERIALS
1. Shoulder Rolls
2. Strudel
3. Queen Slam '14
4. FitBitBit
5. Dunka-Dunk-Dunk
6. Arriba!2014-01-3059 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 48: Boars Gone WildWhat happens when young, fresh piglets go hog-wild on Hawaiian spring break? Only the craziest, wettest and tastiest party on the planet! Watch this sweet meat let loose and expose their chops for the promise of fame, fortune and not being used as a pizza topping! Our cameras were there to capture it all - the parties - the drinks - the spits! See pork like you've never seen it before, in crispy HD and surround squeals! It's Boars Gone Wild! Over twenty minutes of the most juicy, tender cuts of raw and unfiltered mayhem! Yours to own through...2014-01-241h 02
Nugatory QuestNQ 47: Scut.Scut.
COURSE MATERIALS:
1. Pineapple Mistakes
2. Titan 360
3. Rose-Velt
4. Jacked Rabbits
5. Absoslutely
6. Bowlingual2014-01-1759 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 46: Gorbachev 3DMeet Mikey! He's the new kid in class and just doesn't fit in. The boys think he's weird! The girls think he's gross! The conservative politburo thinks he's radical! But little do they know that he's got a plan to become the most popular kid in school. With the help of his secret best friend Ronny, Mikey is taking the schoolyard by storm - from the school newspaper to getting rid of those ugly bike racks dividing the playground in half. But what Mikey doesn't realize is that all the fun antics and social reform in the world can't b...2014-01-101h 03
Nugatory QuestNQ 45: E. coliPhoneForward thinking.
E. coliPhone is purposefully imagined. Meticulously considered. Precision infected.
It's not just a product of what's biologically possible. But what's biologically devastating. It's not just what's next. But what should be next. Disease.
COURSE MATERIALS:
1. Desolation of Smog2. Ton Ton3. Frosted Tips4. Nade-Rage5. Earthquake6. #selfieYOLO2013-12-111h 00
Nugatory QuestNQ 44: Surviving TrumpAlright, Danny we have to talk about what you did to my gorgeous, gold-encrusted French imported bidet. This is the best bidet in New York City. Danny, I know you can't appreciate how great this bidet is. This is the best bidet I've ever owned and the best bidet you'll ever see with your small, non-tan-lined eyes. Last year, the makers of this bidet did a quarter million dollars in sales and this year, they'll almost do the same. It's a great business and great bidet. I think you're really going to love it. So stop using it to...2013-12-0400 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 43: The Robin
`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'Twerked the robin, `Nevermore.'
COURSE MATERIALS
1. First Ears
2. Dr. Goldfoot & The Bikini Machine
3. Destalinization
4. Betamax One
5. Superbowlliiix
6. Sub-Mariner2013-11-2957 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 42: Rookie Chicago Blue Fire Bloods: SVULast week's tear-jerking cliffhanger is resolved as fifteen puppies trapped in a teaching hospital are rescued by a team of sexy rookie cops and hunky junior firefighters. Trouble brews at home, as sexy surgery student Chase and Detective Inspector-In-Training Laurel argue about adopting a child orphaned by the raging drug war. And then make out. Tom Selleck guest stars because screw you, that's why. Television.
Tuesdays at 8 on NBC
Course Materials:
1. Rapper/Model2. Merdre3. Butt Stuff4. Bimennen5. Perpendicular6. Wizards & Dragons2013-11-201h 03
Nugatory QuestNQ 41: RoadgeeksPack your bags because we're taking this show on the road! We're leaving this life behind for one on the open highway! Come along for the ride and enjoy the sites, sounds and smells of the interstate highway system! We'll admire the pavement, curvature and many interesting features of the roads, all while drinking in the ambiance of our 1973 station wagon! It's gonna be super the best! And if you're interested, stick around for more talk on wine, flowers, bees and butt stuff. Because we're definitely gonna need something to talk about. It's a long drive.
2013-10-3156 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 40: First & Most Popular International Podcast of All Time in ChinaIn most honored traditions of excellent awards, the Ministry for Foreign Goofs, Yucks and All Other Audio Tomfoolery has bestowed the great and noble title of First & Most Popular International Podcast of All Time in China upon glorious co-hosts Taylord Smiths and Neils Bohr for their show, Nougat Quest. This distinguished reverence is reserved not only for the internet-based radio program that is the People's Most Favourite, but also recognizes the relative chronological superiority of their show, Nuggetry Quiz! The hearts and minds of the citizens of the wonderful People's Republic of China are with you all the way...2013-10-2359 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 39: Happy One-Year-VersaryOur little guy is all grown up! We've been doing Nugatory Quest for an entire YEAR now and we still manage to screw it up. Listen to see how far we haven't come!
2013-10-171h 02
Nugatory QuestNQ 38: Des MoinersThe secret of Des Moines
Ancient mystery
Somewhere deep in Iowa
I know you're hiding
What is your name?
Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery
What are people from you called?
Course Materials:
1. Cote de Quaqua
2. Boob Tube Bomb
3. The Acting President
4. Dezzies
5. EBOLA!
6. RelaxoBak2013-10-111h 06
Nugatory QuestNQ 37: Nougatory Yum!Do you like CANDY? Want to hear two grown talk about CANDY for an hour? Huh? DO YOU?
Don't worry, we also talk about tennis-based Japanese anime.
YOU DEMANDED IT, WE DELIVER.
Course Materials:
1. Little Turk2. Di-ASS3. The King's Sister4. Andor5. Climbomaniac6. The Prince of Tennis2013-09-261h 01
Nugatory QuestNQ 36: Time HoleRemember boys and girls: always keep your Time Hole nice and clean. And never stick anything in there that you're not okay losing for extended periods of time.
Course Materials:
1. Pole Land
2. Future Boat
3. Instrument Implement
4. MOO-
5. Australia
6. Granberry2013-09-1952 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 35: James Cook is a JerkAh, a good morn to you Michael!
Good mornin' cap'n! Wos the weather be lookin' like today?
Fresh and prosperous, my dear chap! Are you ready to let loose the sails and explore this vast new land before us?
Cor blimey I am, sir! Yeh want I should get yer maps out for yeh?
Yes, yes, my dear friend but wait one moment. I could use your help in deciding what to call this peculiar spot we happened upon yesterday.
Wha, this one 'ere?
Yes, indeed. What d...2013-09-1154 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 34: The Time TrainWell, howdy there, folks! Welcome aboard the most spectacular engineering feat ever engineered by man: the grand railroad! Yes, indeed, this here is a genuine steam powered iron horse, designed to take you and your loved ones clear across the country. But what you don't know is that this train is no ordinary train. No! This here is a special train - a train that will fling you far into the future of our world! What awaits you on the other side of this vast expanse? Is it knowledge of a country divided? Varieties of vegetables? Gambling? Well I...2013-09-0453 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 33: The Tale of PisseusThe night grows deep and the shadows stretch out from our forms huddled around the fire. The night is deep, cold and full of unknown horrors and terror. The group is tired, depleted from many weeks of constant travel. No one speaks a word, they are too weak to contemplate the effort. The old man has seen such struggles before. It is not his first reluctant sojourn. With a heave of his tired bones, he shifts towards the fire - calling attention to the rest of the people bundled up in their blankets. 'Lend me your ears, children, for...2013-08-291h 03
Nugatory QuestNQ 32: ShpantsLook down at your legs; are you wearing shorts? Do you wish the rest of your legs were slightly (but not much) warmer? Or are you wearing pants but want to feel the sweet breeze on the lower portion of your shins? Well, do we have a product for you! Introducing: SHPANTS! They're slightly longer shorts or slightly shorter pants! SHPANTS! Wear them on the lawn! Wear them getting while getting groceries! Wear them at your daughter's wedding! SHPANTS! You'll wonder how you ever got by without SHPANTS! Using a patented new technique, SHPANTS combine the latest in short-lengthening...2013-08-231h 13
Nugatory QuestNQ 31: The Simplest LifeThis week, the girls find themselves in deep…deep dung that is! What will they do when they’re asked to do menial tasks? Will they rise to the occasion? Or will they complain and call things stupid. You’ll just have to tune in and find out! It’s all very mysterious and they don’t tell us announcer people anything.
Course materials:
Spououne
Funty
The Worst Question
Fithy-Ithy
Nightmare Tape
Spider-Siesta2013-08-171h 06
Nugatory QuestNQ 30: Not for ExportHey man. Yeah, you. Hey. You want some stuff? I got some stuff. The '94 stuff? Naw, man - that stuff ain't worth doing time over! I gots the Grade A stuff; that sweet stuff that was so raw they banned it. Yeah, man. It's that hardcore. Where'd I get it then? Man, don't ask questions you don't want the answers to, man. Let's just say I gots a friend up north, if you get my meaning. Talks kinda funny, you know what I'm sayin'? Likes maple syrup if you catch my drift. Snow drifts. Yeah, I gots a...2013-08-081h 00
Nugatory QuestNQ 29: Scallop EyesNo one knows what it's like to be shellfish
To be mollusks
Behind blue eyes
No one bites back as hard
On your finger
Crack the shell and my flesh
Can show through
But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my carcass seems to be
I have bivalves, never lonely
My love is plankton
It tastes nummy
Course Materials: St. Vincent and the Grenadines...2013-07-2556 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 28: TRIUMPHTriumph is a Canadian hard rock power trio that was popular in the late 1970s through the 1980s. Between the band's 16 albums and DVDs, Triumph has received 18 gold and 9 platinum awards in Canada and the United States. Triumph was nominated for multiple Juno Awards, including Group of the Year Award in 1979, 1985, 1986 and 1987. Like their fellow Canadians Rush, Triumph began building their reputation across North America as a live band, peaking in the early to mid-1980s. The band was formed by Toronto music veterans Gil Moore (drums, vocals), Mike Levine (bass, keyboards), and Rik Emmett (guitar, vocals) in 1975.
2013-07-111h 01
Nugatory QuestNQ 27: Babies Be Sleepin'What?! It's not like it isn't TRUE.
Course Materials: Bern Burn, Filiwood, Ficitonal Characters, Gaoouughhhffff, Baby Time, Heures Du Mans.2013-07-0351 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 26: #BroadwayMelodyLive on stage for the first time in over 70 years, the classic tale of love and show business is coming soon to a theatre near you! Boasting a bold new interpretation of the classic story, #BroadwayMelody will astound you with new plot points that you'll swear have just been made up by two idiots in some shack somewhere. Watch the daring struggle of a down-on-her luck singer having a go in the big city - just trying to make ends meet! Everywhere she goes, colourful characters and songs await! But who will bring meaning to her life when she's...2013-06-191h 05
Nugatory QuestNQ 25: Full ArkNoah is a down-to-earth father of three just trying to make ends meet in this workaday world. When his wife is struck and killed by a righteous bolt of lightning, his brother and goofy best friend move in to help him raise his adorable daughters. Together they discover that, with enough perseverance, laughter and whole lot of heart, family can get you through anything, including a cataclysmic flood that has destroyed the world. They also live with every animal in existence. It's a pretty high concept show, you guys.
Course Material: Winnie the Runs, Ghost H...2013-06-061h 15
Nugatory QuestNQ 24: CuelooseCueloose jumps with spirit, dazzling felt play and an electrifying musical score that will have you saying, "Could you move out of the way, I'm trying to shoot." It portrays the timeless struggle between innocent pleasure and rigid sporting implements, when city-boy Rail McCaromick finds himself in an uptight Midwestern town where shooting billiards has been banned. Rail revolts with best friend Billiard and the minister's daughter. Features a treasury of Top 10 songs - "Cueloose", "Scratching in the Streets", "Let's Here it For the (8) Ball", "Holding Out for A Hickey" and the Cueloose love theme, "Almost Corner Pocket"
2013-05-2358 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 23: The Sisterhood of the Time-Traveling PantsBased on the best-selling novel about a special eon in the lives of four chronologically disparate friends separated by the recesses and fragments of time and space, this coming of age tale is sure to delight the whole family. On a trip to the Neo-Mall/thrift store/grand bazaar/tar pit, the young women find a pair of time-dilating jeans that fit each of them perfectly. They decide to use these pants as a way of keeping in touch over the vast centuries ahead and behind, each wearing the jeans for a week to see what luck they bring be...2013-05-161h 15
Nugatory QuestNQ 22: Earl of StairThough largely remembered for his role in the Glencoe Massacre, Lord John Dalrymple is perhaps best known for the invention of the stair, a title which he adopted as an honourific for his house. Lauded by all those in his employ, people clamoured from many miles to view the stair and the promises of the bold future it promised of human life balanced 17 inches off the ground. While some naysayers derided the wonderful invention as "more of a step" or "bump in the ground", the Earl of Stair would not be dissuaded from the contracting of a new stair...2013-05-081h 02
Nugatory QuestNQ 21: Basic Math1863 - 1776 = 107
MATH. IS. HARD.
Course Materials:
1. Ricolaaaa
2. BONANZA!
3. Prezzizzle Abe
4. Ducks can fly
5. Y3K
6. Cluedo2013-05-021h 07
Nugatory QuestNQ 20: Shallow Pool of KnowledgeThere comes a time in everyone's life that you just have to acknowledge that you don't know all the answers. It is a moment of startling clarity and maturity; a time when you let go and admit that your knowledge of the world around you is just not up to snuff. Presented for you, the listener, this twentieth episode of Nugatory Quest crystallizes these feelings into any easily digestible paste that you may slather on your ears. Watch as your hosts don't know anything about Saudi Arabia, license plates, Seals, fictional comic strip towns, penguins or Ghost. Sometimes, it may e...2013-04-2458 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 19: GuygurtThe Mennen Company today announced the launch of Mantivia Parfait Crunch, a delicious blend of creamy Mantivia high protein guygurt, corn nut pieces and lowfat crunchy razor blades. Mantivia Parfait Crunch offers duders a convenient choice to add to their chillzones or delicious snack option that helps naturally regulate the brostronomy tract. Mantivia contains the unique probiotic culture Bicep Extremis (TM) and contributes to regular porcelain thrown seshes. If brosephs are not satisfied after consuming the product, they can get a full refund from www.mantiviapromise.edu. Senior Brand Manager Troy "The Sink-Rat" Muggs says, "We're offering the Mantivia...2013-04-171h 06
Nugatory QuestNQ 18: Little Orphan MickeyMickey Rourke gives the performance of a lifetime as pro wrestler Little "The Orphan" Annie, a former supertsar now paying the price for seventy years of gruelling singing and dancing, in and out of the orphanage. But he's about to risk everything to prove he has one more song left in him: a re-staging of his famous Madison Square Garden dance-off against "My Little Hornie". Darren Aronofsky directs a powerful cast in this action-packed saga of guts, glory and gritty determination that is "as irresistible as a possibly racist Indian bodyguard guy." (New York Post)
Course Materials: B...2013-04-0959 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 17: God of WaltzThe most infamous dancer in Ancient Greece teeters on the very edge of madness, haunted by an insatiable hunger for waltz and destruction. For Johann, there can be no escape: his soul is beyond redemption. But the bloodlust will culminate in one final confrontation; Johann must challenge his tormentor.
He must defeat Ares, the God of Waltz.
Course Materials: Modern Sandwich Artists, Yo-Han the Son, Lawrence of Sausage Fest, Double Entendre, Equalnox, Safeway Clubhouse2013-03-2558 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 16: The Greatest GoitreOver the past few months, fans from around the country have voted. We've heard your calls and tallied your feverish responses. Now, in a two night special event, we are ready to unveil the results of the nation-wide poll. The masses wait with baited breath, to see if their favourites were selected. Who will falter? Who will triumph? Who will become - THE GREATEST GOITRE?
Course Materials: Titanic 2, Cheeseburger Paradise, Go Get 'Em Champ, Nuge Blast, Drugz n Gunz, Extreme Wristing.2013-03-111h 15
Nugatory QuestNQ 15: Sweet Valley HendayEpisode 15
Sweet Valley Henday
Twin girls, identical in every way—yet they couldn’t be more different. Anthony Henday is used to getting what she wants—at the trading post, with her friends, and especially with bison—and she’ll stop at nothing to get it. Alexander Mackenzie is used to letting her twin sister have her way. There’s not much that’s worth fighting her over—lost sextants can be replaced, petty problems can be resolved, and rampant rumors can be doused like a bison tumbling over a c...2013-03-011h 05
Nugatory QuestNQ 14: Hopscotch Hopping LeagueDo you remember the good old days? Back when the roads were cleaner and the lines straighter? Back when a rock was a rock and chalk was chalk? Back when if you kicked the stone instead of throwing it, you were considered a manly man and not some lunatic? If you played the stone outside the crease, you were ostracized from your community like the outcast that you were?
The Hopscotch Hopping League remembers.
Course Materials: Jerry's Road, Perdus, It, Doing, Charred Beauty, >70% Stupid, Hopsquash2013-02-2253 minNugatory QuestNQ 13: Nugatory ShameTaylor and Neil take a break from bring you non-stop yucks to deliver important messages regarding tolerance, violence and oppression. It's serious business and a responsibility that they do not weather lightly. Please join us for reductionary feminist theory, bear safety, matters both religious and political and all things worth discussing. We hope you'll join us.
Nugatory Shame:
Come for the shallow opinions. Stay for the bookcase with Hitler legs.
Course Materials: Pope-ing Dirty, The Friends Zone, The OTHER Kennedy, Gyrathos, The Winnipeg Unmaned Drones, Black Forest "Ham"2013-02-1653 minNugatory QuestNQ 12: Everybody Poops (Even Beyonce)An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Fish poop. And So do birds. And Beyonce too! But her publicist doesn't want you to know about it.
Course Materials: Kublai Can't, Rick Monroe, Tender Loving Child, Alice Does Debbie, Monkey Police State, Straight Up Dick2013-02-1158 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 11: Fievel Goes to a BrothelA family of Emigre mice decide to move out to the west, unaware of the local customs, and unprepared for the debauchery that awaits them.
Course Materials: No one goes to Rochester, The Right Honourable Pamela Anderson, Billy Joel Can Do it Better, Watson - Played by Lucy Liu, Mushrooms are Weird, & You are Joking Me Right Now.2013-02-0155 min
Nugatory QuestNQX – The Unfortunate Life of BradyThe harsh rays of the sun beat down upon your exposed neck. Toiling away in these terrible conditions, you reflect back upon the cruel twists of fate that led to your current lot in life. Your hands crack and blister as you work the hard ground – never forgetting the day you sold yourself into servitude to pay for your mother’s medical bills. Some nights, when the irradiated insects haven’t crawled under your skin, you still dream of one day working off your debts and leaving this place. But for now, you work. Day in; day out. Hoping – praying...2013-01-2553 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 9: Keeping Up With the CarcinogensThis is the true story
Of seven strangers
Picked to live in a loft
And have their lives taped
To find out what happens when they stop being polite
And start being dangerous substances that might kill you.
8 PM – MTV – KEEPING UP WITH THE CARCINOGENS
Cigarettes and asbestos get in a fight over an unwelcome house guest. Direct sunlight bonds with cadmium over some brews. An evicted houseguest returns to cause confusion and mayhem. Liquid Smoke guest stars. (Reality, TV-MA, 120 mins.)
2013-01-1852 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 8: Reticulating Splines
Have you always wanted to fly a plane? Drive a truck? Farm a farm? In this wondrous day and age, regardless of your experience or skill level, anyone can be or do anything they want!* Limited only by your imagination, drive to succeed and perseverance, you can reach the stars!* Episode 8 of Nugatory Quest is here to help you on this grand adventure of self-discovery, giving you the exclusive scoop on popular languages, super-old Olympic games and blood-sucking (drinking?) fiends. We’re here to help, and we know that you can accomplish anything you set your mind to...2012-12-2050 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 7: Birds Are StupidLike the majestic phoenix rising from ashes or like a stupid normal bird crazily flying off after slamming into a window, Nugatory Quest has returned after a short break to bring you all the news that’s fit to print. In audio form. So sit back, grab a warm drink, put your arms around a loved one and listen to us talk about peeing ALL OVER the bus.
Because, y’know, jokes.
Course Materials: Mr. Belvedere Station, Miss Wyoming’s Act, Llewellyn the Unprepared, Pew Pew, Chedd It Up, Elvis Costello2012-12-141h 14
Nugatory QuestNQ 6: Brought to you by Coke ZeroPromise never to settle unless it's into your favourite podcast-listening-seat with a Coke Zero. Do you have what it takes to live with inuit gnomes? Go toe-to-toe in the ring with Dwayne the Rockefeller Johnson? Take the Cosby kids to the pool? Battle your Pokemon to the death? Hope so! If not, you can always grab a Coke Zero to get you through it!
Course Materials:
No Malaska
Herstory
Dwayne the Rockefeller Johnson
At Some Point Everyone's Gonna Die
Catch the No Calorie Wave
2012-11-281h 02
Nugatory QuestNQ 5: Last Place RaceDo you feel different or weird when compared to those around you? Do your peers and teachers subject you to cruel and unusual punishment? Have years of malevolent Sea World custody curled your dorsal fin? Growing up sure is tough, but you don’t have to go it alone. Your helpful friends at Nugatory Quest are here to guide you through the perils of flag-envy, mysterious racetracks and French advertisements. And remember: it gets better. Except for podcasts. This is the best one. Why? Who told you otherwise, dweeb?!
Course Materials: Spainish, Super Slow Motion Boy...2012-11-2000 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 4: Why You Do Me So Raw, Oprah?Do you find yourself stuck on the tarmac of life, waiting for the guys in the little buggy to come along and de-ice your heart? Well don’t worry friend. Like Oprah rising from the ashes of her daytime talk-show, Taylor and Neil are here to quell your greatest fears and warm them cockles good. With insightful wisdom, a smattering of laughs, surprising bouts of depression and maybe even a few special celebrity appearances, Episode 4 of Nugatory Quest has it all. And who knows? Maybe you’ll get something amazing for your troubles? Check under your seat…now!
2012-11-1444 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 3: You Have Died of Deadly Solar FlaresHug your loved ones close and accept the inevitably of your cosmic demise – the third episode of Nugatory Quest is on a direct collision course and will wipe out all life as we know it. Scientists couldn’t find it quick enough, the government dragged its heels, and Bruce Willis isn’t able to blow it out of the sky with nuclear weapons. When the episode makes landfall, the entire western seaboard will experience gold-talk, unknown sidekicks and moustache confusion on an untold scale before it all goes dark.
We were warned.
We should have listen...2012-11-0652 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 2: The Sally Field DanceAgainst all odds, our heroes return for another kick at the proverbial cat. Armed with razor wit, clever retorts and an abiding thirst for knowledge (as well as sorely needed rudimentary audio recording skills), they are prepared to take you on a journey to the edge of sanity. Return tickets cost extra.
Course Materials: Justice League of Nations, Turban Satchel, Fliegerabwehrkanonen, Ghost Internet, Leap Year, Fantasy Drinking League
2012-10-2340 min
Nugatory QuestNQ 1: Healthful SalubriousnessIt's a veritable smorgasboard of new words as our intrepid trivia gurus begin their journey to ruin one of the most loathed board games of all time the only way they know how: learning.
Course Materials: Provincial Plantation, Multiple Djinn Disorder, Motorcycle Parabola, Fort Portland, Vindsor Haus, The Bears2012-10-1636 min