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NexuswatchEpisode 75 - Endings and BeginningsWhere'd that snarky little banter guy that usually writes these go? Huh, weird. Well on this last episode of the tale of Salsa Verde, the dummies behind the characters give their epilogues and get a little behind the scenes with how the story progressed. Now if you're a good kid and eat your whole meal, there will be a little treat for you at the end.
See you in the Inbetween =)
2021-05-261h 08NexuswatchEpisode 74 - We Are NexuswatchEndgame. All of this crazyness now comes to head. Will the heroes have what it takes to keep all of existence from being snuffed out. Only one way to find out. Fight on you glorious bastards. -Smart Ass behind the keyboard, signing off...
2021-05-1937 minNexuswatchEpisode 73 - Battle for the NexusNo more smart ass comments and clever poking at our boys. They're in the thick of it and shits serious. If they fail here, everything we hold dear ceases to be. Fight on you glorious bastards.
2021-05-1240 minNexuswatchEpisode 72 -Into the NexusOh wow. So this is where it's at. It's all coming to a head. Man, I'm glad I stuck around. Let me grab the popcorn and see where it goes.
2021-05-0539 minNexuswatchEpisode 71 - Be A HeroThis shit is getting tense. Did you see how they shot that Leviathan in the face. Seems like a terrible idea to me, but who the hell am I? I'm just the disembodied voice that's been talking to you for all these episodes... Not even sure why you listen to me. I'm just a guy... in a chair... typing on a keyboard... hoping this Leviathan east these guys...
2021-04-2830 minNexuswatchEpisode 70 - Bring the NoiseThe plan is set and the pieces are in motion. Here's comes the pain as our boys are about to show the Harvester what it means to mess with the Nexus. I hope you all have your brown paints on because it's gonna get a little crazy in there.
2021-04-2135 minNexuswatchEpisode 69 - GiggityOh man, I thought for sure they were gonna kill someone on that last episodes. But here we go, coming down to the wire. That creepy death guy has show his face and the crew are gonna blast off to mess him up. Imma get my popcorn and and settle in for the fireworks.
2021-04-1437 minNexuswatchEpisode 68 - Gobagan StandoffHere we are on this shitty waypoint to help out Sheila, Bloo's ball-buster of a sister. Should be interesting to see where this goes, because this new baddies sounds wicked gross. Plus... Gobagos...
2021-04-0734 minNexuswatchEpisode 67 - On PointSo... that last couple were real doozies. I gotta say, it's hard to tease these boys when they got so much crap happening. And now Bloo's got his sister tagging along who seems like a real bummer. I sure hope the boys can make it through... Who am I kidding, they'll be fine and screw it all up gloriously.
2021-03-3156 minNexuswatchEpisode 66 - My Sister's KeeperOoof that last one was a doozy. Did Darius really... like... that's some shit. He's gonna need therapy. Anyways, I think they forgot something back on that waypoint, but for the life of me I can't remember what it was... guess we'll find out.
2021-03-2442 minNexuswatchEpisode 65 - My Brother's KeeperHere it is. A lot of anger stewing for a long while. The crew is now going to do something about that jerk, Cassius. Let just get right into this. HUZZAH!!!!
2021-03-1733 minNexuswatchEpisode 64 - Fog of WarThis place is creepy. I'm scared... I don't want to be here anymore. Someone get these guys out of the Spirit World and back to some crazy normal action. The ephemeral terrifies me. If they die here, do they say dead, or do they wake up like Inception... wait... are they in Inceptions?!?!?!
2021-03-1036 minNexuswatchEpisode 63 - Fear Is The Mind KillerWoah, this place is trippy. And did you SEE WHO SHOWED UP!!!!, Man if you didn't listen to the last one, go back and listen right now. I'm serious... go back... listen... I'll wait... But seriously... Whoah!!!!
2021-03-0343 minNexuswatchEpisode 62 - A Familiar FaceSo getting that book was like... pretty easy right? I mean the sniper dudes were a hindrance, but no side quest or nothing to get our hands on it. Things are looking up. Now they're heading into that Spirit doohickey thingy they keep talking about... I wonder if it's anything like that time that guy offered me those mushrooms at Electric Forest... probably not.
2021-02-2438 minNexuswatchEpisode 61 - Follow the RabbitThe more we see of Maru, the more I think Darius did the right thing by getting out of there. Anyways, that book they're looking for sure is a mouth full. I'm thinking they'll have to fight a giant Kaiju or something in this one, what's the over-under on PAL getting killed these days? Welp, guess we'll just have to give a listen to find out.
2021-02-1738 minNexuswatchEpisode 60 - There's No Place Like HomeOh wow, So this is what Darius home world looks like... what a dump. I expected way cooler stuff from a guy that can shoot lightning out his ass and manifest a sword from thin air. Man... I do feel sorry for the people of Maru... It's not like our boys have a great track record of leaving places better than when they found em. Welp, lets see how the FUBAR this place.
2021-02-1031 minNexuswatchEpisode 59 - Hollow If You Hear MeWhat the hell. That last one was a downer, huh? Man... lets see if we can start to put this cart back on the track. Okay... shake it off everyone... only up from here. Right?... right?...
2021-02-0339 minNexuswatchEpisode 58 - Hail MaryWell things are getting serious so we'll keep this short. Stuffs real, Nico's fortress is in sight. Lets get to work...
2021-01-2738 minNexuswatchEpisode 57 - What Does a PAL Say?WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!! It's like a storm of bad stuff coming right at the boys. Oh no... What's gonna happen? Aww man, I think they're dead, right? Like totally dead... Well it was fun everyone. Guess we'll just tune in for the demise. Lets see where it horrific it is.
2021-01-2034 minNexuswatchEpisode 56 - Fs In the ChatOoooo, here comes the fun. The boy's are on Nico's doorstep and for once THEY started it. All those baddies are in trouble now. That is, of course, the boys lack of a plan has put them in a tight spot and they've bitten off more than they can chew... Nah, that can't be it, right? They'll be fine...
2021-01-1343 minNexuswatchEpisode 55 - Kansas City ShuffleOh man, the boys are finally on the way to get their boy back. I hear this Nico guy is a real jerk so we'll see how it plays out. I'm thinking maybe he's just misunderstood. Maybe he's a really nice guy and that's why Bloo doesn't like him... That's gotta be it, right?...
2021-01-0643 minNexuswatchEpisode 54 - Make Papa ProudWoooo, A blast from past has Bloo fuming. His old best buddy dead, and his new little buddy taken. It sounds like a time for revenge... Now back aboard the Salsa Verde it's time to make plans and take action. What could go wrong... Wait... have I sad that before?... Nah, pretty sure that's the first time.
2020-12-3028 minNexuswatchEpisode 53 - Reclamators... Mount UpWho doggy, even that last one had a bit of hiccup it still tugged on some heartstrings with PAL. Even if Darius and Bloo give him shit, I still love the little guy. Anyways, with a FREAKING DRAGON in tow, the boys are back on Maestro's ship and Bloo was greeted with a gift... though I don't think he liked it... Darius seemed to dig it a bit, but he had a pretty messed up childhood soooo... So lets peek in on the boys and see what crazy shit they cook up this time.
2020-12-2341 minNexuswatchEpisode 52 - Fifty Two Episode PickupSoooo.... Things are gonna get a little wonky in there so buckle up and hold tight. The big 52... an entire years worth of content... we were due one to go sideways. We had some technical difficulties on this one so we hope you enjoy it in there. See you all in the Inbetween.
2020-12-1658 minNexuswatchEpisode 51 - Past is PresentSomethings seems wonky with this damn Lunar base. Our poor duders have already watched their own deaths, and Bloo even saw his own dead body floating out an airlock. Maybe they should radio ahead to Nexuswatch and have a team of therapists on standby, because all these shenanigans are gonna need some counseling. Come on guys, you can do it. Positive thoughts... right?
2020-12-0945 minNexuswatchEpisode 50 - Don't Wanna Close My EyesOh boy, those boys barely made it out of that last one. I thought Darius was going to die, but luckily the crew pulled together and got out of that mess... I mean they also put themselves in that mess, but that's not important. Now this new Lore Master is saying they get to go to the MOON!!!! Omigod, that's gonna be sweet. It'll be just like that one movie... you know... the one with the bad batman and John McLane, and the daughter of that one guy that used to sorta make good songs... but not really. Anyways...
2020-12-0246 minNexuswatchEpisode 49 - Come Out and PlaySo through no fault of his own, Bloo put the giant through a highway barricade and nearly killed Darius and PAL. Personally I think it was fine driving. So what's up with those howls? Perhaps some sweet knitting circle with a penchant for a full moon? I'm sure that's what it is. Well lets see if these nice ladies will give our boys a lift to Alcatraz.
2020-11-251h 07NexuswatchEpisode 48 - Sunset RidersMan, this cyberpunk world aint got shiz on our boys. First the make them look like chumps, bumping their bikes, then they group up and try to take our dudes in an alley to which they received another smack down. Now they got this giant truck trying to run them over. With PAL and Darius in the back and Bloo up near the cab, it's obvious that they got this whole thing in hand... nothing could go wrong... not a single... lonesome... thing could possibly... Wait... did anyone else just get a strong feeling of Deja Vu?
2020-11-1844 minNexuswatchEpisode 47 - Grease LightningOkay, so no lollipops for me or our dudes on this one. No sun shine either it appears. We're in some straight Cyberpunk dystopia based on some place called E-Arth... think that's how it's pronounced. Anyways, after they did that Pee Wee's big adventure scene, let's see how it goes for the crew.
2020-11-1136 minNexuswatchEpisode 46 - Lizard Wizard ShippudenOkay, breaks over. Time for the boys to get back to work... but what does Maestro have in plan for the boys this time. I thinking a lollipop world... What do you think? Yea... Definitely a lollipop world. Anyone else craving a lollipop all of a sudden?
2020-11-0429 minNexuswatchEpisode 45 - Check, MateNot only did P.A.L. essentially blow apart that Hydra single handedly, Bloo smoked Braddock in the face. Ooof, Cassius is likely to be pissed about that one... but HEY! Maestro's back!!! I bet he has plan for our fellas it's almost like he's a leader of music... whats the word I'm looking for... conductor... no, that has to do with trains.... a composer.... bah, it'll come to me sooner or later.
2020-10-2847 minNexuswatchEpisode 44 - Hold On to Your ButtsWelp, I think this is it. The guys are in a tough spot and I don't see how they're getting out. It's been a good run and it's been fun, but there's no way they're gonna take care of this creature, and we all know that Brother-in-Law isn't going to play fair. Pack it up everyone, time to go home... or... perhaps... Maybe... just maybe...
2020-10-2128 minNexuswatchEpisode 43 - Brother-In-Law BluesHere we go, grab your popcorn and settle in my friends because this is where things get good. These bastards have been teasing this heist for a while now and it's finally kicking off. Looks like Darius' brother in law isn't too keen on keeping this silent. Let's see if this big oaf finally put a death feather in the GM's hat. Oooo, I hope it Darius.
2020-10-1431 minNexuswatchEpisode 42 - The One With The HeistI can't believe our boys went through that damn black hole AGAIN. Whew, those kids are crazy. Now back to Ro-Bro and Psycho-in-law to get this Bro-cean's Eleven heist kicked off. Huh, Bro-cean's Eleven would have been a good title. Did we use that one already? Anyways, it's just a quick smash and grab, what could go wrong?
2020-10-0739 minNexuswatchEpisode 41 - Infinite Sorrows 2: Electric BoogalooWell our boys blew that one, eh? Not only did they not save the guy they seem to have a new admirer... and by admirer I mean another person that wants to kill them. What type of name is "Victory" anyways... Yea... I thought it was pretty cool too. Anyways, lets see what happens this time around.
2020-09-3000 minNexuswatchEpisode 40 - Victory or DeathSo waypoint Elsewhere was a bust, but the boys did find out that SOMETHING was being kept here and some duder on another waypoint might have gotten the info on it when Elsewhere went boom boom. So next stop on this little illegal road trip, Aquaria.... Hope they have souvenirs.
2020-09-2300 minNexuswatchEpisode 39 - Infinite SorrowsOkay, so Cassius is up to something. We all agree on that, right? This might be the smartest move our boys have ever pulled. Preparing for the future... Almost makes you proud, huh? But it looks like our boys have a lead so let's see where this goes.
2020-09-1600 minNexuswatchEpisode 38 - The Best Laid Plans of P.A.L.s and MenSooooo, Cassius seems nice... right. And that hubby... They seem like nice... yea they're totally going to betray the boys. Time to make some plans, take some precautions, and possibly put Harry in a horribly dangerous position with a piece of tech that is practically untested... Fingers crossed.
2020-09-0900 minNexuswatchEpisode 37 - Family TiesThe boys are suspended. Ooooof. What are they gonna do now? I'm thinking Mai Tais and beach sitting somewhere. Think there's Jimmy Buffet song about such an occasion... Yea you're right... they're going to do something stupid. Well at least it might be funny.
2020-09-0200 minNexuswatchEpisode 36 - Brocean's ElevenOh man did our boys kick ass on that last one. I mean... the Gobagos killed most of the elves, but our boys still came out on top. I bet old Rivvy is going to give them some medals... what was that?... Pissed you say?... But they saved lives and the only real casualty was a bar based off a show that most people don't get the reference to... Welp, let's see how it plays out.
2020-08-2600 minNexuswatchEpisode 35 - The Good, The Bad, and The SluglySome crazy info on that last one. Darius seems to be reeling a bit. Now they're in a bar with a whole bunch a dudes that seem to be looking at Bloo with a little drool coming out of the corner of their mouths. Did Bloos, just say he was shooting the Elf guy... Ooof. Lets see how this plays out. Grab the popcorn and get cozy, it's shootout time.
2020-08-1900 minNexuswatchEpisode 34 - All Falls DownA little relaxation then back on the job. Our boy got a brand new assignment and they get to meet types of new people. Now it might be getting serious after only a day or two on the beat. Lets see how this shakes out...
2020-08-1200 minNexuswatchEpisode 33 - Where Everybody Knows Your NameSo even though Rivvy sidelined the boys, he did some a lot less jerkish this time. Now that they have new orders lets see how the boys will do with them. I'm sure they'll be super obedient and follow every instruction to the letter. Right?.....
2020-08-0500 minNexuswatchEpisode 32 - Welcome to Drippy'sFinally, that medieval world is in the past. Back to what these boys are good ate... Mediocre space adventures. Time to hit up Nexuswatch HQ... betcha Nottingham missed them something fierce... ahhh, damn. Should have gotten him a T-Shirt or something. Meh, we'll get something on the next death trap horrorscape he sends us to.
2020-07-2900 minNexuswatchEpisode 31 - A Whole New WorldThe end is in site. Home is right there. The boys can see the Salsa Verde and they'll be damned if some crew cut Guile looking asshole is going to stop them. Just a few more baddies and it's freedom time. Just a little further boys, the In-Between is calling.
2020-07-2200 minNexuswatchEpisode 30 - Hangar Hang-upsWow, this place is big. And on a medieval world? Why do you suppose all the knights and Kings and stuff needed clones? Meh, I guess the world may never know. Welp, time to get into some action because Bloo's baby is calling his name and a reunion with the Salsa Verde is LOOOONG overdue.
2020-07-1500 minNexuswatchEpisode 29 - As Above, So BelowSo our boys have finally made it... someplace... We're pretty sure it's important... Roma seems to THINK so. I'm sure it's fine, right? I mean it's just a dark cave near a city that we may or may not have blown one of theirs ship to oblivion. And that Cave may or may not be a hidden facility that doesn't seem to be of this world... Yea... Fine.
2020-07-0800 minNexuswatchEpisode 28 - A Capital BWow, I didn't know if our guys were gonna make it out of that prison... Man did you see that Dag dude snap that other guards neck... that was insane right? Man, this Roma lady does not look great. I hope she can give some answers to the crew before she ties terribly... I mean we all know she's gonna die terribly right? It's not like the patterns aren't showing yet. Awwww... poor Harry. Only a matter of time.
2020-07-0100 minNexuswatchEpisode 27 - The Prison BreakSo the guys found a communicator in that big monster thingy, and tracked it down to it's source. So here we are in the middle of what might very well be Hell on Earth at a big building that apparently is a prison... So who's this Roma person, and is this all worth it? Odds are... actually I'm not sure... Have we had more wins or losses at this point?
2020-06-2400 minNexuswatchEpisode 26 - Into the EmptyWith that damn Manticore out of the way, our boys should be good. Where were they going again? Hell if I know, but I'm sure they'll get lost or something. Hey but at least it looks like Henry is taking care of business. Oh Henry you lovable scamp, I hope plot armor never fails you.
2020-06-1700 minNexuswatchEpisode 25 - If I Only Had a SoulMan, we they just got that airship, now it's broken. And a Manticore on top of that. Things aren't looking too hot for the fellas right now. They're gonna have to really pull some new tricks out of their sleeves to make it through this one... *wink*
2020-06-1000 minNexuswatchEpisode 24 - No Fly ZoneStill in the heat of the battle our boys fight off the rogueish pirates that accosted them... Well, I mean they technically ran from them when they tried to signal them but they're definitely pirates... Right? I mean, they do have what seems to be a powerful sorcerer... Pirates have sorcerers, right?
2020-06-0300 minNexuswatchEpisode 23 - Pardon My Space FrenchCan you believe Tabor did that two our intrepid gang? A betrayal like that is sure to rock some trust foundations with this world. I mean, we know they went through an apocalypse and all, but does that give you the right to be a dick?... It does?... What's your source?... Every apocalypse movie ever?... Hmm, I don't know about that.
2020-05-2700 minNexuswatchEpisode 22 - Die-Vern 2: Die HarderWelp, it was fun while it lasted. Not sure what we're tuning in for this week because our guys are definitely dead, right? I mean, they took a header straight into terra firma so there's not really any coming back from that. I wonder who our next heroes will be. I hope the next crew doesn't mess up so much. Anyways, I guess we'll listen to see how this plays out.
2020-05-2000 minNexuswatchEpisode 21 - Die-VernNew digs, new toys, new ship. This day is starting all sorts of right. Minus the weird ghost things in the new casa, everything is looking sunny for the crew. Looks like this is going to be one of those smooth sailing episodes. You know, like all the previous smooth sailing episodes we've had... What's that? We haven't had any? Well that can't be right...
2020-05-1300 minNexuswatchEpisode 20 - A Taste of MayhemTime for the boys to kick their feet up. They're essentially safe and sound. Nothing could possibly happen in this little bunker they've taken up residence. Maybe they'll retire here.
2020-05-0600 minNexuswatchEpisode 19 - A Place to Rest Your BonesSo let's count it down, first off angry orcs. From there we get silly goblins, weird energy waves, fire tornadoes, giant slug spiders, racist humans, bat creatures, nuclear energy tanks, human-sized bats, horned gorillas, and a man-eating cyclops... Seriously, can we just get a break... for like... a few seconds. Maybe a nap?
2020-04-2900 minNexuswatchEpisode 18 - Meat, Greet... Retreat!So... This world is weird. Giant bats that don't seem to want to die, Energy sources that may or may not break the rules of physics, and there are our boys stranded dead in the middle of it all. Well time to figure out where to go next. Wish us luck, because I'm sure it'll get even weirder.
2020-04-2200 minNexuswatchEpisode 17 - Curious PALA cry screams out in the night and the boys are under siege from a group of man-sized bat creatures... Man, I know there's a good name for these things, but for the life of me can't think of it. Hopefully, our boys survive this onslaught so I have time to come up with a good name... (Maybe nocturnal-mammal-man? No, but close!)
2020-04-1500 minNexuswatchEpisode 16 - Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-CastleSo, Ravenholm seems like a nice place. The people seem friendly and very open-minded. The boys should help them out. Now, what's all this about an abandoned fort they want the crew to check out? I mean, they said it's abandoned. How dangerous could it be?
2020-04-0800 minNexuswatchEpisode 15 - Papa BlooOur boys barely survived that last episode. Now... I can only imagine us strolling into this human settlement will go off without a hitch... I mean, come on. We've gotta be due for a break right?.. right?
2020-04-0100 minNexuswatchEpisode 14 - Terror, Thy Name Is TerranceAfter a brush up with the orcs, the boys are on the road again like Willie Nelson. Time to take a breather and relax a second. What could possibly go wrong with just stopping for the night? Answer? EVERYTHING!
2020-03-2400 minNexuswatchEpisode 13 - A Harry SituationOnce again our boys end up in some rando place they didn't mean to go. This is becoming too commonplace. At least it's nice and sunny. Perhaps this world will be full of nice creatures.. What do you think? Yeah.. me either.
2020-03-1800 minNexuswatchEpisode 12 - PICU, I Choose YouOur dudes are back in the In-Between, they've kicked some butt, and now it's time to take the ship back... again. That is if we can keep Bloo from pushing the shiny buttons. I sure hope no inter-dimensional beings show up to mess with us... wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more.
2020-03-1200 minNexuswatchEpisode 11 - Welcome to the Party P.A.L.Finally we're off that weird lizard world, maybe we can get away from all the bad gu... aaaaaaaand a guy has a sword to our throats. Meh, just another day in the lives of Darius and Bloo... But what's this? A kindred spirit on the horizon? Could it be?
2020-03-1200 minNexuswatchEpisode 10 - A Tale of Frying Pans and FiresHere we go, the season finale. This one is for all the potatoes... Or maybe it's for all the onions... beans maybe?. I'm not sure what vegetable I'm supposed to use here but this one is for all em. Let's see what happens when Nexuswatch is on the case. Bwaaaaaaaah!
2020-03-1200 minNexuswatchEpisode 9 - Trust Falls and Dinosaur BrawlsThe chase continues as the boys charge after the once companion turned traitor. I have a strong feeling there will be a lot of blood and mayhem. Let's just hope it's not our heroes'... Or perhaps you want us to die. Either way it'll be funny.
2020-03-1200 minNexuswatchEpisode 8 - More Like LIE-zards... Am I right?Thank goodness those crabs are gone. No time to nom down, the crew needs to keep moving... but something seems off. One of these lizards is not what they seem. I bet it's Bloo...
2020-03-1200 minNexuswatchEpisode 7 - Crabby BaddiesBeneath the Sunken Sea our heroes make their ways through the ruins of a lost civilization. It's super dark and Darius doesn't have lizard eyes like the rest of the crew. What could go wrong?... Serious does anyone know what could go wrong? Meh, I'm sure it will be fine.
2020-03-1200 minNexuswatchEpisode 6 - Goodnight John BotThe boys have finally made contact with their Loremaster, Vepoz. Now it's time to team up and stick it to the man...err lizard.... you get what I mean. Let's see if the locals are friendly.
2020-03-1200 minNexuswatchEpisode 5 - Skiff It to the LimitThere's a storm brewing on the horizon as Bloo and Darius make their way to Sunrise Cove. Can Bloo keep a handle on the situation, or will they just be up the river without a paddle?
2020-03-1200 minNexuswatchEpisode 4 - Snake, Battle, and GoWith Darius trapped in a pit beneath an enormous constricting serpent, Bloo must think quick to save his comrade. After Bloo’s directional bungle, they’re still moving further away form their goal. Maybe they can stop and ask for directions along the way...
2020-03-1200 minNexuswatchEpisode 3 - Prehistory in the MakingStepping forth from the Hollow, Bloo and Darius are in unfamiliar surroundings… or are they? They’re on the hunt for the mysterious “Sunrise” and even the Jungle won’t stop them… we hope.
2020-03-1200 minNexuswatchEpisode 2 - Billy Ray SylvansAfter a surprise attack rings out from the darkness, it's our heroes turn to fight back. It’s time to take back the Maestro’s ship and show these pompous asses what it means to be a Nexuswatch Agent. HUZZAH!!!
2020-03-1200 minNexuswatchEpisode 1 - Humble BeginningsWelcome to the Multiverse. Meet Darius and Bloo. Two very different people from very different realities. These gentlemen are Nexuswatch Agents, Protectors of the Multiverse. Their job is to seek out disturbances in the fabric of reality and repair the damage done… sometimes with extreme prejudice. Today they’re meeting with their new facilitator. Seems easy enough, what could go wrong? Join us on our first journey of NEXUSWATCH!!!
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