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The AlphabitchesThe Hitlist: Guys at Thanksgiving*Warning: Especially bad audio in this episode. We wanted to get it up for you guys anyway but rest assured after we get our prerecorded stuff up audio quality will improve! Bare with us.*
During this list of 10 guys you could bring to thanksgiving, Mallory and Julia demonstrate why they're single by hating almost every single one. Which ones did they actually like? Listen to find out.2020-06-2331 minThe AlphabitchesMixer of the Month, Grubhub, and GlassesThis week Mallory and Julia attempt to make mixed drinks again, Julia reveals some shady business on Grubhub, and Mallory is confused about Apple's new product.2020-06-1526 minThe AlphabitchesThe Sideshow: Film CommentaryIn this episode of the Alphabitches Julia and Mallory finally put their degrees to good use and watch a film together. Except it's a children's film. A terrible one. Seriously, it's bad.2020-06-1539 minThe AlphabitchesF is for FadsWorld Renown Geniuses Mallory and Julia give their valuable insight into fads and trends, starting with their embarrassing middle school days and ending with a wonderful game of "fad or trend" for current pieces of pop culture. The great thing is we won't even know who won the game for several years. Love that. Come back in 2025.2020-05-2334 minThe AlphabitchesThe Hitlist: Favorite FoodsMallory and Julia switch genres again and bring you a very informative food podcast filled with great information such as the best way to cook brussel sprouts and why bacon is disgusting. Are they qualified to talk about food in really any way? No. Will they? Yes. 2020-05-1625 minThe AlphabitchesMixer of the Month, Football, and Florida MenWelcome to Mallory and Julia's sports podcast where they can't stop talking about the Green Bay Packers, they talk shit about tom Brady's Florida transformation, and Mallory can't drink her mixer of the month.2020-05-1524 minThe AlphabitchesThe Sideshow: Eggless BakingWelcome to the Sideshow. This week Mallory and Julia tell each other how to bake cakes with no exact ingredients and terrible directions. Julia's dog also gets stuck in a cabinet during the process. 2020-05-0233 minThe AlphabitchesE is for Extinct AnimalsIt's time for the main topic ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between. This week the bitches are tackling the subject of extinct animals. Join them for a discussion featuring the loch ness monster, the resurrection of giant rodents, and Pterodactyls.2020-04-2626 minThe AlphabitchesThe Hitlist: Easy Ways to Make MoneyOn this month's hitlist: faking your own death, megachurches, and chickens wearing hats. What do these three things have in common? Well, find out in this week's episode where Mallory tells us the easiest ways to make money - according to her.2020-04-2017 minThe AlphabitchesMixer of the Month, Entitled People, & EpidemicsThe Alphabitches are back again with new content and a new format. In part one of the letter "E", Mallory and Julia put as little effort into their drinks as possible and tackle the riveting topics of entitled people and epidemics.2020-04-1021 minThe AlphabitchesD is for Drones, Dadbods, and Disney Live Action MoviesIn this episode, Mallory and Julia give you the D. (Don't sue us.) This includes the alphabitches' concerns abut some mysterious drones, Julia's beautiful dadbod presentation, and Mallory's disgust with the idea of a live action Little Mermaid. This episode is long, and kind of a shit show. Just a fair warning.2020-02-0651 minThe AlphabitchesC is for Cows Chase a Car Thief, Cheese, and CollegeIt's the letter C this week as the bitches continue their trek down the alphabet. How does Julia know about these car-thief-chasing cows? What does Mallory really think about cheddar cheese? What could two messes of college graduates have to say about their experiences at university? Find out all this and more on this week's episode of The Alphabitches.2020-01-2340 minThe AlphabitchesB is for Box Office Losses, Baseball, and Bad IdeasIn this episode featuring the letter B, Mallory discusses the box office losses of 2019, Julia makes a very informed list on how to improve the sport of baseball and they share some bad ideas with one another. All this and more on the first B of The Alphabitches.2020-01-0948 min
The AlphabitchesA is for American Consumerism, Alabama, and AliensJoin Mallory and Julia on the very first episode of The Alphabitches. They may have no idea what they're doing but trust me, it will be an entertaining ride. In this episode featuring the letter A, Mallory discussed American consumerism, the bitches judge a list they found online of the worst states and they have a very cerebral discussion of aliens. All this and more on the first A of The Alphabitches.2019-11-2142 min