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The Burgess LovecastEpisode 79: Danny Elfman EugenicsWe're breeding a new kind of cinematic experience. Also, what if the fun COULD stop?
There's more: ZONK!, Dad Advice, Thin Lizzy but Censored, Fred Lines, Fool Pants, The Penguin Runs the Tim Horton's, WHAT's more DANGEROUS than ASPARTAME?, Normandy Beach Potato Chips
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The Burgess LovecastEpisode 78: How to Cook Andouille Sausage the Right WayThe Big Goose Industry is back, and it's taken another victim.
Also: There's been a(nother) murder, the Pants Press-Gazette Returns, Old-timey baseballer or Dickens?, and What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?
2023-03-2247 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 78: How to Cook Andouille Sausage the Right WayThe Big Goose Industry is back, and it's taken another victim.
Also: There's been a(nother) murder, the Pants Press-Gazette Returns, Old-timey baseballer or Dickens?, and What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?
2023-03-2247 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 77: Episode 77 - Mr. ”Jigsaw” Wilson and the Menace*static crackles on old TV, then cuts revealing weird evil puppet* Dennis, you've spent your life being a menace...
Other things: We were being gross, What's In Your Glass?, Deadlines, Why didn't we get a trampoline?, What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?, Sleepy cheesecake.2023-02-2051 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 77: Episode 77 - Mr. ”Jigsaw” Wilson and the Menace*static crackles on old TV, then cuts revealing weird evil puppet* Dennis, you've spent your life being a menace...
Other things: We were being gross, What's In Your Glass?, Deadlines, Why didn't we get a trampoline?, What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?, Sleepy cheesecake.2023-02-2051 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 76: Episode 76 - The Trolley Problem but with FireSmokey the Bear left us, and the world is in shambles.
Also featuring: The Concoction, Microplastic Goodness, Andrew Pitches a New Segment, Fire, Fool Pants, What is More Dangerous than Aspartame, and yeah, we comment on Southwest. 2023-01-0942 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 76: Episode 76 - The Trolley Problem but with FireSmokey the Bear left us, and the world is in shambles.
Also featuring: The Concoction, Microplastic Goodness, Andrew Pitches a New Segment, Fire, Fool Pants, What is More Dangerous than Aspartame, and yeah, we comment on Southwest. 2023-01-0942 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 75: Episode 75 - BikearrheaMy turtle isn't great with finances.
Other things: Bob Ross Comment Section, Bicycle Shit Bag, Nerf Squirrels, More Diarrhea2021-09-3054 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 75: Episode 75 - BikearrheaMy turtle isn't great with finances.
Other things: Bob Ross Comment Section, Bicycle Shit Bag, Nerf Squirrels, More Diarrhea2021-09-3054 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 75: Episode 75 - BikearrheaMy turtle isn't great with finances.
Other things: Bob Ross Comment Section, Bicycle Shit Bag, Nerf Squirrels, More Diarrhea2021-09-3054 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 74: Episode 74 - The Quantum Physics of Fairy RingsAll we wanted was a lovely stroll through the park, but instead you gotta call me a pillock.
Other things: They Offer a Wash and Fold Service; How to Make a Good Patty Melt; You're Not Going to Heaven if I'm Not; What Is the Plural of Pillock; SPRING HAS SPRUNGING; I Know What a Grandma Is; Turn the Reverb Up While You're At It2021-04-201h 01The Burgess LovecastEpisode 74: Episode 74 - The Quantum Physics of Fairy RingsAll we wanted was a lovely stroll through the park, but instead you gotta call me a pillock.
Other things: They Offer a Wash and Fold Service; How to Make a Good Patty Melt; You're Not Going to Heaven if I'm Not; What Is the Plural of Pillock; SPRING HAS SPRUNGING; I Know What a Grandma Is; Turn the Reverb Up While You're At It2021-04-201h 01The Burgess LovecastEpisode 74: Episode 74 - The Quantum Physics of Fairy RingsAll we wanted was a lovely stroll through the park, but instead you gotta call me a pillock.
Other things: They Offer a Wash and Fold Service; How to Make a Good Patty Melt; You're Not Going to Heaven if I'm Not; What Is the Plural of Pillock; SPRING HAS SPRUNGING; I Know What a Grandma Is; Turn the Reverb Up While You're At It2021-04-201h 01The Burgess LovecastEpisode 73: Episode 73 - Tom Hanks’ Bird Casino & SinkholeI just didn’t want to have to pay rent anymore. How did I end up here?
Other things: They Are All Inside Bill Murray; A Bird Casino and Potato Salad; A Sweaty Pizza Mess; We Lose All of our Italian Endorsements; Plenty of Other Ways to Poison Your Child2021-04-0750 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 73: Episode 73 - Tom Hanks’ Bird Casino & SinkholeI just didn’t want to have to pay rent anymore. How did I end up here?
Other things: They Are All Inside Bill Murray; A Bird Casino and Potato Salad; A Sweaty Pizza Mess; We Lose All of our Italian Endorsements; Plenty of Other Ways to Poison Your Child2021-04-0750 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 73: Episode 73 - Tom Hanks’ Bird Casino & SinkholeI just didn’t want to have to pay rent anymore. How did I end up here?
Other things: They Are All Inside Bill Murray; A Bird Casino and Potato Salad; A Sweaty Pizza Mess; We Lose All of our Italian Endorsements; Plenty of Other Ways to Poison Your Child2021-04-0750 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 72: Episode 72 - I Need to Know What a Basement Hangout IsSo let's say a murder occurred in your home, and let's say you didn't do it. Or maybe you did. It doesn't matter. What matters is your daughter is a little mad about it.
Other things: We're Sorry, Your New Favorite Pizza-chaini, An Unfinished Patio, The Fahrenheit of Margins, Get Outta Here Feudalism!, The Worst Possible Future2021-03-231h 01The Burgess LovecastEpisode 72: Episode 72 - I Need to Know What a Basement Hangout IsSo let's say a murder occurred in your home, and let's say you didn't do it. Or maybe you did. It doesn't matter. What matters is your daughter is a little mad about it.
Other things: We're Sorry, Your New Favorite Pizza-chaini, An Unfinished Patio, The Fahrenheit of Margins, Get Outta Here Feudalism!, The Worst Possible Future2021-03-231h 01The Burgess LovecastEpisode 72: Episode 72 - I Need to Know What a Basement Hangout IsSo let's say a murder occurred in your home, and let's say you didn't do it. Or maybe you did. It doesn't matter. What matters is your daughter is a little mad about it.
Other things: We're Sorry, Your New Favorite Pizza-chaini, An Unfinished Patio, The Fahrenheit of Margins, Get Outta Here Feudalism!, The Worst Possible Future2021-03-231h 01The Burgess LovecastEpisode 71: Episode 71 - That Squirrel Had a FamilyFluffers challenges you to a steel cage match, and someone's not leaving alive.
Other things: Old, Cold, and a Little Bold; Cowboy Pirates; Hey That's MY Storm Shelter; Opening the Big Heavy Door2021-03-161h 11The Burgess LovecastEpisode 71: Episode 71 - That Squirrel Had a FamilyFluffers challenges you to a steel cage match, and someone's not leaving alive.
Other things: Old, Cold, and a Little Bold; Cowboy Pirates; Hey That's MY Storm Shelter; Opening the Big Heavy Door2021-03-161h 11The Burgess LovecastEpisode 71: Episode 71 - That Squirrel Had a FamilyFluffers challenges you to a steel cage match, and someone's not leaving alive.
Other things: Old, Cold, and a Little Bold; Cowboy Pirates; Hey That's MY Storm Shelter; Opening the Big Heavy Door2021-03-161h 11The Burgess LovecastEpisode 70: Episode 70 - The Turkey Tidbits RecessMy esteemed colleagues, in these difficult times, we can all agree on one thing - it's Turkey Tidbits day, and we're all too hungry to deal with any of this.
Other things: A 7-year-old Scumbag, Andrew's Plan to Exorcise Florida, Valentine's Day Butt Washin's, Please Don't let my Save Status Burn, A Hot Cup of Porridge2021-02-231h 06The Burgess LovecastEpisode 70: Episode 70 - The Turkey Tidbits RecessMy esteemed colleagues, in these difficult times, we can all agree on one thing - it's Turkey Tidbits day, and we're all too hungry to deal with any of this.
Other things: A 7-year-old Scumbag, Andrew's Plan to Exorcise Florida, Valentine's Day Butt Washin's, Please Don't let my Save Status Burn, A Hot Cup of Porridge2021-02-231h 06The Burgess LovecastEpisode 70: Episode 70 - The Turkey Tidbits RecessMy esteemed colleagues, in these difficult times, we can all agree on one thing - it's Turkey Tidbits day, and we're all too hungry to deal with any of this.
Other things: A 7-year-old Scumbag, Andrew's Plan to Exorcise Florida, Valentine's Day Butt Washin's, Please Don't let my Save Status Burn, A Hot Cup of Porridge2021-02-231h 06The Burgess LovecastEpisode 69: Episode 69 - Come On Down to my Secret DoorListen, when you purchase a haunted house, this is in the realm of possibilities. This is part of the deal.
Other things to talk about: Corn on the COB, No good clowns can come from this, Movie Time with Uncle Pants, FiscRepDramCom, a nice Espressanini in Falmouth, and Fuckin' Nick.2021-02-011h 10The Burgess LovecastEpisode 69: Episode 69 - Come On Down to my Secret DoorListen, when you purchase a haunted house, this is in the realm of possibilities. This is part of the deal.
Other things to talk about: Corn on the COB, No good clowns can come from this, Movie Time with Uncle Pants, FiscRepDramCom, a nice Espressanini in Falmouth, and Fuckin' Nick.2021-02-011h 10The Burgess LovecastEpisode 69: Episode 69 - Come On Down to my Secret DoorListen, when you purchase a haunted house, this is in the realm of possibilities. This is part of the deal.
Other things to talk about: Corn on the COB, No good clowns can come from this, Movie Time with Uncle Pants, FiscRepDramCom, a nice Espressanini in Falmouth, and Fuckin' Nick.2021-02-011h 10The Burgess LovecastEpisode 68: Episode 68 - The Strudel FundIf you're late for strudels, then you don't get any strudels. No exceptions.
Other things: System of a Down Watch 2K20, FOOL PANTS with TURKEY STUFF, You Can Do Whatever You Want With You Spaghetti, Lamb Sauce, Rabies the Clown2020-11-181h 12The Burgess LovecastEpisode 68: Episode 68 - The Strudel FundIf you're late for strudels, then you don't get any strudels. No exceptions.
Other things: System of a Down Watch 2K20, FOOL PANTS with TURKEY STUFF, You Can Do Whatever You Want With You Spaghetti, Lamb Sauce, Rabies the Clown2020-11-181h 12The Burgess LovecastEpisode 68: Episode 68 - The Strudel FundIf you're late for strudels, then you don't get any strudels. No exceptions.
Other things: System of a Down Watch 2K20, FOOL PANTS with TURKEY STUFF, You Can Do Whatever You Want With You Spaghetti, Lamb Sauce, Rabies the Clown2020-11-181h 12The Burgess LovecastEpisode 67: Episode 67 - The All New 2020 Vulvy HatchbackIt's the safest car on the market, and it comes in pink. Thanks dad!
Other things: Wet Lawn Furniture, A Subtle Altercation, A Racist Siren, Randomly Generated Bugles,Two C's at the Front, Mini Momcast!, Surrounded by Wolves2020-06-3058 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 67: Episode 67 - The All New 2020 Vulvy HatchbackIt's the safest car on the market, and it comes in pink. Thanks dad!
Other things: Wet Lawn Furniture, A Subtle Altercation, A Racist Siren, Randomly Generated Bugles,Two C's at the Front, Mini Momcast!, Surrounded by Wolves2020-06-3058 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 67: Episode 67 - The All New 2020 Vulvy HatchbackIt's the safest car on the market, and it comes in pink. Thanks dad!
Other things: Wet Lawn Furniture, A Subtle Altercation, A Racist Siren, Randomly Generated Bugles,Two C's at the Front, Mini Momcast!, Surrounded by Wolves2020-06-3058 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 66: Episode 66 - The World’s Longest T-shirtI won't go to this gay bar without my T-shirt novel.
Other things: Dads Hate Brunch, Illegally Copying Sousa, Vegan BBQ Surprise, Real Bacon Bits2020-06-2356 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 66: Episode 66 - The World’s Longest T-shirtI won't go to this gay bar without my T-shirt novel.
Other things: Dads Hate Brunch, Illegally Copying Sousa, Vegan BBQ Surprise, Real Bacon Bits2020-06-2356 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 66: Episode 66 - The World’s Longest T-shirtI won't go to this gay bar without my T-shirt novel.
Other things: Dads Hate Brunch, Illegally Copying Sousa, Vegan BBQ Surprise, Real Bacon Bits2020-06-2356 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 65 - A Tertiary PumpThis time around: It's the scruple of a lifetime, and it involves your sister-in-law, your father, and some other things!
Also: At Least We're Consistent, Murphy's Law, It Worked in the Bible, Knocking on Wood Flippantly, Red Pill, Trumpet Hits, and BEES SO MANY BEES.
2020-04-3054 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 65 - A Tertiary PumpThis time around: It's the scruple of a lifetime, and it involves your sister-in-law, your father, and some other things!
Also: At Least We're Consistent, Murphy's Law, It Worked in the Bible, Knocking on Wood Flippantly, Red Pill, Trumpet Hits, and BEES SO MANY BEES.
2020-04-3054 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 65: Episode 65 - A Tertiary PumpThis time around: It's the scruple of a lifetime, and it involves your sister-in-law, your father, and some other things!
Also: At Least We're Consistent, Murphy's Law, It Worked in the Bible, Knocking on Wood Flippantly, Red Pill, Trumpet Hits, and BEES SO MANY BEES.2020-04-3054 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 65: Episode 65 - A Tertiary PumpThis time around: It's the scruple of a lifetime, and it involves your sister-in-law, your father, and some other things!
Also: At Least We're Consistent, Murphy's Law, It Worked in the Bible, Knocking on Wood Flippantly, Red Pill, Trumpet Hits, and BEES SO MANY BEES.2020-04-3054 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 65: Episode 65 - A Tertiary PumpThis time around: It's the scruple of a lifetime, and it involves your sister-in-law, your father, and some other things!
Also: At Least We're Consistent, Murphy's Law, It Worked in the Bible, Knocking on Wood Flippantly, Red Pill, Trumpet Hits, and BEES SO MANY BEES.2020-04-3054 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 64: Episode 64 - Skeleton Pirate WarriorsLet's say you need to procure swords to do battle against your ex. Will the court allow?
Other talking points: Chris Matthews is a Baked Potato, How to be The Cool Mom, Fool Pants with Leprechaun Magic, Very Brown Liquid, Trial by Combat.2020-03-1756 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 64: Episode 64 - Skeleton Pirate WarriorsLet's say you need to procure swords to do battle against your ex. Will the court allow?
Other talking points: Chris Matthews is a Baked Potato, How to be The Cool Mom, Fool Pants with Leprechaun Magic, Very Brown Liquid, Trial by Combat.2020-03-1756 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 64: Episode 64 - Skeleton Pirate WarriorsLet's say you need to procure swords to do battle against your ex. Will the court allow?
Other talking points: Chris Matthews is a Baked Potato, How to be The Cool Mom, Fool Pants with Leprechaun Magic, Very Brown Liquid, Trial by Combat.2020-03-1756 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 63: Episode 63 - We Havin’ Sloppy Joes Tonight!How about we just stick to using our mouths to taste things? How about that?
Also up for discussion: Porm, Stronger than a Gorilla?, Eggs in MY Vagina? Flavor Edging, You Read the Latest John Grisham?2020-01-2753 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 63: Episode 63 - We Havin’ Sloppy Joes Tonight!How about we just stick to using our mouths to taste things? How about that?
Also up for discussion: Porm, Stronger than a Gorilla?, Eggs in MY Vagina? Flavor Edging, You Read the Latest John Grisham?2020-01-2753 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 62: Episode 62 - Dentures for Daddy!Guys, I'm totally gonna fire this guy right before Christmas. I have to.
Other stuff: Fancy Sleeping, Drinking Bug Spray, My Car Exploded, Yeah That's High Fidelity Alright. 2020-01-071h 06The Burgess LovecastEpisode 62: Episode 62 - Dentures for Daddy!Guys, I'm totally gonna fire this guy right before Christmas. I have to.
Other stuff: Fancy Sleeping, Drinking Bug Spray, My Car Exploded, Yeah That's High Fidelity Alright. 2020-01-071h 06The Burgess LovecastEpisode 61: Episode 61 - That Sweet, Sweet BirdIt's Thanksgiving, now give me those dirty, birdy bits.
Also: 7th Heaven Starts an Unfortunate Craze, We're Coming of Age, Turkey Day Un-invite, That Damn Rainbow Connection, Irrational Things that Sting, Why Eat Pie?, The Swanman Cometh2019-12-0543 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 61: Episode 61 - That Sweet, Sweet BirdIt's Thanksgiving, now give me those dirty, birdy bits.
Also: 7th Heaven Starts an Unfortunate Craze, We're Coming of Age, Turkey Day Un-invite, That Damn Rainbow Connection, Irrational Things that Sting, Why Eat Pie?, The Swanman Cometh2019-12-0543 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 60: Episode 60 - Mickey Rourke’s Goo PodThis time around: is it OK to wear a Geek Squad shirt for ironic reasons? How do I know if she’s actually my friend, considering the whole Geek Squad T-shirt situation?
Other stuff: Sam Neill threatens our children, Can you just become a Freemason?, Being a #swolboy, We don't understand Mickey Rourke.2019-11-2459 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 60: Episode 60 - Mickey Rourke’s Goo PodThis time around: is it OK to wear a Geek Squad shirt for ironic reasons? How do I know if she’s actually my friend, considering the whole Geek Squad T-shirt situation?
Other stuff: Sam Neill threatens our children, Can you just become a Freemason?, Being a #swolboy, We don't understand Mickey Rourke.2019-11-2459 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 59: Episode 59 - 31 and ThirstyPodcasters 29M/32M want to know - What happens when you accidentally realize you want to marry a cam girl? Or at least hang out for a bit?
Other talking points: Poorly planned wedding proposals, Rants in my Pants, and Eels? Eels are more dangerous than aspartame? Featuring Dutchy McOats. 2019-11-141h 07The Burgess LovecastEpisode 59: Episode 59 - 31 and ThirstyPodcasters 29M/32M want to know - What happens when you accidentally realize you want to marry a cam girl? Or at least hang out for a bit?
Other talking points: Poorly planned wedding proposals, Rants in my Pants, and Eels? Eels are more dangerous than aspartame? Featuring Dutchy McOats. 2019-11-141h 07The Burgess LovecastEpisode 58: Episode 58 - Open-Office Concept Harry PotterIt's been like 5 months! Welcome us back!
This episode: Sonic the Hedgehog is fine shut up, Kat fixes her broken bathroom, and the return of your favorite podcast bear!
2:30 - It's been five months
5 - Katrina went to Argentina!
12 - Sonic loves Mellencamp
19 - Stone Cold did what?
23 - KAT'S CORNER
33 - an update on RALL E. CAMEL
35 - WHAT'S MORE DANGEROUS THAN ASPARTAME2019-05-2656 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 58: Episode 58 - Open-Office Concept Harry PotterIt's been like 5 months! Welcome us back!
This episode: Sonic the Hedgehog is fine shut up, Kat fixes her broken bathroom, and the return of your favorite podcast bear!
2:30 - It's been five months
5 - Katrina went to Argentina!
12 - Sonic loves Mellencamp
19 - Stone Cold did what?
23 - KAT'S CORNER
33 - an update on RALL E. CAMEL
35 - WHAT'S MORE DANGEROUS THAN ASPARTAME2019-05-2656 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 57: Episode 57 - MOMCAST V: He’s Not Stroking, He’s Strumming!The boys celebrate Thanksgiving back home! Keldog returns! More guests are here! Teeth and foreskin?!
1:00 we're in the Motherland
2:30 What's In Pants's Glass?
8:00 Keldog's Corner
14:00 Mom, I'm growing too fast!
21:00 Drink break
27:00 Mom Reads Rap Lyrics
34:00 What's More Dangerous Than Aspartame
56:00 Andrew Cheats at Children's Games2018-12-071h 03The Burgess LovecastEpisode 57: Episode 57 - MOMCAST V: He’s Not Stroking, He’s Strumming!The boys celebrate Thanksgiving back home! Keldog returns! More guests are here! Teeth and foreskin?!
1:00 we're in the Motherland
2:30 What's In Pants's Glass?
8:00 Keldog's Corner
14:00 Mom, I'm growing too fast!
21:00 Drink break
27:00 Mom Reads Rap Lyrics
34:00 What's More Dangerous Than Aspartame
56:00 Andrew Cheats at Children's Games2018-12-071h 03The Burgess LovecastEpisode 56: Episode 56 - Honey ShatsThis episode - Bob Barker kills your dog, Ladies Love Cool Things, we play games that you can’t play with us, and thank God we have an editor.
We have interactive games this time - see more on our website, www.burgess.love.
01:30 I'm not worth anything
03:00 A few bad Bob Barker impersonations
08:00 We're Not Bringing Lil Bow Wow Into This
16:30 BOSS FIGHT
33:00 Drink Break
34:00 another game you can't play, thanks
41:00 What's More Dangerous Than Aspartame?2018-10-211h 06The Burgess LovecastEpisode 56: Episode 56 - Honey ShatsThis episode - Bob Barker kills your dog, Ladies Love Cool Things, we play games that you can’t play with us, and thank God we have an editor.
We have interactive games this time - see more on our website, www.burgess.love.
01:30 I'm not worth anything
03:00 A few bad Bob Barker impersonations
08:00 We're Not Bringing Lil Bow Wow Into This
16:30 BOSS FIGHT
33:00 Drink Break
34:00 another game you can't play, thanks
41:00 What's More Dangerous Than Aspartame?2018-10-211h 06The Burgess LovecastEpisode 56: Episode 56 - Honey ShatsThis episode - Bob Barker kills your dog, Ladies Love Cool Things, we play games that you can’t play with us, and thank God we have an editor.
We have interactive games this time - see more on our website, www.burgess.love.
01:30 I'm not worth anything
03:00 A few bad Bob Barker impersonations
08:00 We're Not Bringing Lil Bow Wow Into This
16:30 BOSS FIGHT
33:00 Drink Break
34:00 another game you can't play, thanks
41:00 What's More Dangerous Than Aspartame?2018-10-211h 06The Burgess LovecastEpisode 55: Episode 55 - Boofin’ GooseThe gang spends way too much time talking about how to be a millennial parent. Seriously, just Google it?
01:00 It feels like years.
02:00 I am the whirlpool
09:30 Why are so many podcasts named after butts
29:00 Pants rehashes old material for some reason
31:00 What's More Dangerous than Straws?2018-09-0548 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 55: Episode 55 - Boofin’ GooseThe gang spends way too much time talking about how to be a millennial parent. Seriously, just Google it?
01:00 It feels like years.
02:00 I am the whirlpool
09:30 Why are so many podcasts named after butts
29:00 Pants rehashes old material for some reason
31:00 What's More Dangerous than Straws?2018-09-0548 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 54: Episode 54 - Box Empty, Please Fill2 - Poem slamming
5 - What's in Pants' glass?
10 - Eat that spaghetti
13 - Backstory - the Strawberry Man
24 - Kat's Corner - Call before you fucking dig
27 - Make lasagna!
36 - Make brats?
45 - What's More Dangerous than Aspartame
This week, call before you fuckin dig, learn to make lasagna under threat of death, and go ahead, suck on those toes, we guess.2018-06-181h 08The Burgess LovecastEpisode 54: Episode 54 - Box Empty, Please Fill2 - Poem slamming
5 - What's in Pants' glass?
10 - Eat that spaghetti
13 - Backstory - the Strawberry Man
24 - Kat's Corner - Call before you fucking dig
27 - Make lasagna!
36 - Make brats?
45 - What's More Dangerous than Aspartame
This week, call before you fuckin dig, learn to make lasagna under threat of death, and go ahead, suck on those toes, we guess.2018-06-181h 08The Burgess LovecastEpisode 53: Episode 53 - Living in a John Elton UniverseWoody Harrelson gets naked, John Goodman has a mustache, we rob a bank. Who wants some eggs?
2 Martin Sheen + Woody
8 Inside a Bunker with John Goodman
13 Brought to you by...
22 Who wants some eggs?
32 BACKSTORY
40 An absolute shit show
50 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?2018-02-271h 14The Burgess LovecastEpisode 53: Episode 53 - Living in a John Elton UniverseWoody Harrelson gets naked, John Goodman has a mustache, we rob a bank. Who wants some eggs?
2 Martin Sheen + Woody
8 Inside a Bunker with John Goodman
13 Brought to you by...
22 Who wants some eggs?
32 BACKSTORY
40 An absolute shit show
50 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?2018-02-271h 14The Burgess LovecastEpisode 52: Episode 52 - Not Meant for Human ConsumptionJoe Biden is a super cool ghost, what the hell is wrong with Grape Nuts, and we learn how far Pants will go to seduce someone while wearing loud clothing.
0 - Well, this week's a wash
6:30 - What's in your glass?
9:30 - The Ghost of Joe Biden
17 - Backstory!
21 - Why do people eat Grape Nuts
27 - ASK PANTS ANYTHING
45 - Kat's Corner - Yet another Tinder date!!!
50 - What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?2017-12-281h 10The Burgess LovecastEpisode 52: Episode 52 - Not Meant for Human ConsumptionJoe Biden is a super cool ghost, what the hell is wrong with Grape Nuts, and we learn how far Pants will go to seduce someone while wearing loud clothing.
0 - Well, this week's a wash
6:30 - What's in your glass?
9:30 - The Ghost of Joe Biden
17 - Backstory!
21 - Why do people eat Grape Nuts
27 - ASK PANTS ANYTHING
45 - Kat's Corner - Yet another Tinder date!!!
50 - What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?2017-12-281h 10The Burgess LovecastEpisode 51: Episode 51 - The Amazing Twinkie!This week - camels do coke, R Kelly makes a surprise guest appearance, Kat summons magic spiders, and an imaginary bear gives everyone important life advice.
3:00 WE LISTEN TO NPR
10:00 This podcast brought to you by
15:00 PASTA
20:00 We make Trump good
26:00 Gotta Go Piss (In The Woods)
31:00 KAT'S CORNER MAGIC
44:00 BE A LEADER
52:00 EAT CHEETOS
1:06 Strip clubs are the worst2017-10-181h 13The Burgess LovecastEpisode 51: Episode 51 - The Amazing Twinkie!This week - camels do coke, R Kelly makes a surprise guest appearance, Kat summons magic spiders, and an imaginary bear gives everyone important life advice.
3:00 WE LISTEN TO NPR
10:00 This podcast brought to you by
15:00 PASTA
20:00 We make Trump good
26:00 Gotta Go Piss (In The Woods)
31:00 KAT'S CORNER MAGIC
44:00 BE A LEADER
52:00 EAT CHEETOS
1:06 Strip clubs are the worst2017-10-181h 13The Burgess LovecastEpisode 50: Episode 50 - #NineYearsAgo (Even More Giamatti)The boys and Kit Kat celebrate 50 episodes! We dig into the vault and remember some of the good ol' times. Also, Trump stares at the sun, and Paul Giamatti guest stars, again!
00:30 Choose your own intro!
3:00 What's in your glass?!
9:00 The Sun Amiright
12:30 KAT'S CORNER
18:30 IT'S OUR 50TH EPISODE
48:00 A look back at some of our favorite episodes
56:00 BACKSTORY (no Batman!)2017-08-301h 07The Burgess LovecastEpisode 50: Episode 50 - #NineYearsAgo (Even More Giamatti)The boys and Kit Kat celebrate 50 episodes! We dig into the vault and remember some of the good ol' times. Also, Trump stares at the sun, and Paul Giamatti guest stars, again!
00:30 Choose your own intro!
3:00 What's in your glass?!
9:00 The Sun Amiright
12:30 KAT'S CORNER
18:30 IT'S OUR 50TH EPISODE
48:00 A look back at some of our favorite episodes
56:00 BACKSTORY (no Batman!)2017-08-301h 07The Burgess LovecastEpisode 49: Episode 49 - MOMCAST IV: A New HopeKat gets hustled by a floor sander, Andrew is a surly teenager, everyone mispronounces LA CROIX, we all shock the monkey, and Bags tunes his "ick-tar."
00:45 - Pants runs analytics about Staind?
02:00 - Mom doesn't get Snapchat
07:00 - We have zero content prepared / Kat's Corner
11:00 - #ad
15:00 - Pants was a surly teenager
18:30 - What's in Pants's Glass? / Pants has a fancy dinner date
26:00 - KELDOG tells embarrassing stories about Bags
30:00 - KELDOG reads death metal lyrics
38:00 - What's More Dangerous than Aspartame? 2017-07-1958 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 49: Episode 49 - MOMCAST IV: A New HopeKat gets hustled by a floor sander, Andrew is a surly teenager, everyone mispronounces LA CROIX, we all shock the monkey, and Bags tunes his "ick-tar."
00:45 - Pants runs analytics about Staind?
02:00 - Mom doesn't get Snapchat
07:00 - We have zero content prepared / Kat's Corner
11:00 - #ad
15:00 - Pants was a surly teenager
18:30 - What's in Pants's Glass? / Pants has a fancy dinner date
26:00 - KELDOG tells embarrassing stories about Bags
30:00 - KELDOG reads death metal lyrics
38:00 - What's More Dangerous than Aspartame? 2017-07-1958 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 48: Episode 48 - I’m the Birthday BitchPants turned 30, Bags fell and broke everything, Kat had a Tinder date with a paralegal, and everyone has sweaty summer butts.
1 Fake Howard Stern
3:30 What's In Your Glass?
11 It's my birthday, bitch
15:45 Bags fell.
35 Kat's Corner: What Is Tinder Ghosting?
48 What's More Dangerous Than Aspartame 2017-06-181h 08The Burgess LovecastEpisode 48: Episode 48 - I’m the Birthday BitchPants turned 30, Bags fell and broke everything, Kat had a Tinder date with a paralegal, and everyone has sweaty summer butts.
1 Fake Howard Stern
3:30 What's In Your Glass?
11 It's my birthday, bitch
15:45 Bags fell.
35 Kat's Corner: What Is Tinder Ghosting?
48 What's More Dangerous Than Aspartame 2017-06-181h 08The Burgess LovecastEpisode 47: Episode 47 - KITTYPASTEPants fixes Washington, Kit Kat buys a house, and Robert knows how to get down.
00:45 That sounds bad
3:30 I'm concerned about our fans...
10:00 Kat's Corner - Kat bought a house!
15 Olive Garden is not safe for women
20 Pants fixes Washington
30 Pants gets his shit delivered
41 #WorstSong to play during the money shot of a porno
52 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame??2017-06-051h 13The Burgess LovecastEpisode 47: Episode 47 - KITTYPASTEPants fixes Washington, Kit Kat buys a house, and Robert knows how to get down.
00:45 That sounds bad
3:30 I'm concerned about our fans...
10:00 Kat's Corner - Kat bought a house!
15 Olive Garden is not safe for women
20 Pants fixes Washington
30 Pants gets his shit delivered
41 #WorstSong to play during the money shot of a porno
52 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame??2017-06-051h 13The Burgess LovecastEpisode 46: Episode 46 - Trashcast I: Demystifying the Anus1 It's St Baggy's Day!
6 Pants has a bone to pick
24 Make America Ass Again
32 Kat's Korner
37 #WorstSong
50 Makes You Think With B Cobb
57 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame
The gang (+ guests!) get tanked for St. Patty's Day, we talk about anuses, the Rock puts Billy Crystal through a god-dang table, and we play our favorite games, too, so sayeth the spider. Drink every time we say "drink"!2017-03-231h 23The Burgess LovecastEpisode 46: Episode 46 - Trashcast I: Demystifying the Anus1 It's St Baggy's Day!
6 Pants has a bone to pick
24 Make America Ass Again
32 Kat's Korner
37 #WorstSong
50 Makes You Think With B Cobb
57 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame
The gang (+ guests!) get tanked for St. Patty's Day, we talk about anuses, the Rock puts Billy Crystal through a god-dang table, and we play our favorite games, too, so sayeth the spider. Drink every time we say "drink"!2017-03-231h 23The Burgess LovecastEpisode 45: Episode 45 - Snail Mail Dick PicsWe'll squeal for ya, free planes for everybody, and Kit Kat gets dick pic'ed.
0 Didja fall in?
5 Pants & Susan
15 Kat's Corner! Our Millennial Housewife.
21 "That's some dude's wiener"
30 MiketheAdmin can't hear us
37 What's In Your Glass
41 Patrick Stewart is shit, apparently
45 2 Phones
51 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame2017-01-281h 10The Burgess LovecastEpisode 45: Episode 45 - Snail Mail Dick PicsWe'll squeal for ya, free planes for everybody, and Kit Kat gets dick pic'ed.
0 Didja fall in?
5 Pants & Susan
15 Kat's Corner! Our Millennial Housewife.
21 "That's some dude's wiener"
30 MiketheAdmin can't hear us
37 What's In Your Glass
41 Patrick Stewart is shit, apparently
45 2 Phones
51 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame2017-01-281h 10The Burgess LovecastEpisode 44: Episode 44 - Momcast III: The Two TowersThis week: We mansplain to our mother. Pants delves into Furry culture. Walter Mondale is a pussy. Crazy Uncle Donny is our president, we guess. And Keldog gets toasted and reads death metal lyrics.
0 How drunk is mom?
4 What's In Pants' Glass?
10 Lunchables are an unneeded declicacy.
14 Pants' first Thanksgiving
30 Crazy Uncle Donny is President
41 Keldog is old and dry
1:06: Mom reads death metal lyrics
1:19 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame2016-12-061h 36The Burgess LovecastEpisode 44: Episode 44 - Momcast III: The Two TowersThis week: We mansplain to our mother. Pants delves into Furry culture. Walter Mondale is a pussy. Crazy Uncle Donny is our president, we guess. And Keldog gets toasted and reads death metal lyrics.
0 How drunk is mom?
4 What's In Pants' Glass?
10 Lunchables are an unneeded declicacy.
14 Pants' first Thanksgiving
30 Crazy Uncle Donny is President
41 Keldog is old and dry
1:06: Mom reads death metal lyrics
1:19 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame2016-12-061h 36The Burgess LovecastEpisode 43: Episode 43 - Charlton Heston Goes Nanners Part II: Chuck Fucks a CouchTBLC 43: Charles Heston Goes Nanners II: Chuck Fucks A Couch
0 Katrina Fucked Up the Beer Run
8 Bags wrestles as a federal judge
12 How do we rank against other podcasts?
20 Charles Heston Goes Nanners II
36 #WorstSong to have come on shuffle when you're 'in the mood'
57 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?
Mike Pence is a misogynist jar of mayonnaise, we're still in the Forbes 500, Charlton Heston fucks a piece of furniture, Pants attempts to make a Tinder account.2016-10-191h 21The Burgess LovecastEpisode 43: Episode 43 - Charlton Heston Goes Nanners Part II: Chuck Fucks a CouchTBLC 43: Charles Heston Goes Nanners II: Chuck Fucks A Couch
0 Katrina Fucked Up the Beer Run
8 Bags wrestles as a federal judge
12 How do we rank against other podcasts?
20 Charles Heston Goes Nanners II
36 #WorstSong to have come on shuffle when you're 'in the mood'
57 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?
Mike Pence is a misogynist jar of mayonnaise, we're still in the Forbes 500, Charlton Heston fucks a piece of furniture, Pants attempts to make a Tinder account.2016-10-191h 21The Burgess LovecastEpisode 42: Episode 42: Babbitt and BrazeltonPants has a run-in with the scary shovel guy from Home Alone. Bags is lost at sea. Are Amber Alerts more effective than milk cartons? (Yes). And finally, we're not as witty as we think we are.
0 Pants has an IMDB page
5 We'll do a greater than median job.
9 What's In Your Glass?
12 Are Amber Alerts more effective than milk cartons?
17:30 Pants has to at least try ASMR
24 Bags is lost at sea
40 DOUBLE BRAD
46 Pants makes a goddamn drink
54 Backstory: Hero Dad
56 #WorstSong to have as your ringtone during a job interview
1:09 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame? 2016-08-311h 25The Burgess LovecastEpisode 42: Episode 42: Babbitt and BrazeltonPants has a run-in with the scary shovel guy from Home Alone. Bags is lost at sea. Are Amber Alerts more effective than milk cartons? (Yes). And finally, we're not as witty as we think we are.
0 Pants has an IMDB page
5 We'll do a greater than median job.
9 What's In Your Glass?
12 Are Amber Alerts more effective than milk cartons?
17:30 Pants has to at least try ASMR
24 Bags is lost at sea
40 DOUBLE BRAD
46 Pants makes a goddamn drink
54 Backstory: Hero Dad
56 #WorstSong to have as your ringtone during a job interview
1:09 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame? 2016-08-311h 25The Burgess LovecastEpisode 41: Episode 41 - Momcast II: The Beast AwakensThis week, it's the return of #Keldog. Our mom is back on the show, she's three Stoli's deep, and she's ready to rumble. We play all our favorite games, including mom reading death metal lyrics. She also recounts descriptive stories of our births. It's gross.
0 Every episode is special
5:30 What's in your glass?
13 Who Is Harambe? Our mom weighs in.
15:30 What Has Erik Committed to Memory
19 Backstory? Backgammon Story.
28 Oh my God, why are we talking about Bridgegate
31 Keldog AMA
48 Our mom gets fired from Burger King
54 Mom Reads Death Metal Lyrics
1:09 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame2016-08-181h 24The Burgess LovecastEpisode 41: Episode 41 - Momcast II: The Beast AwakensThis week, it's the return of #Keldog. Our mom is back on the show, she's three Stoli's deep, and she's ready to rumble. We play all our favorite games, including mom reading death metal lyrics. She also recounts descriptive stories of our births. It's gross.
0 Every episode is special
5:30 What's in your glass?
13 Who Is Harambe? Our mom weighs in.
15:30 What Has Erik Committed to Memory
19 Backstory? Backgammon Story.
28 Oh my God, why are we talking about Bridgegate
31 Keldog AMA
48 Our mom gets fired from Burger King
54 Mom Reads Death Metal Lyrics
1:09 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame2016-08-181h 24The Burgess LovecastEpisode 40: Episode 40 - Christmas in July, Harambe’s RevengeIt's Christmas in July! We have a new EP, Pants does a Ted Cruz impersonation, and we are struck by the adversity of hot air balloon accidents.
0 The Vivica A Fox Scandal
5:40 What's in your glass?
8 Jimmy Stewart sells guitars
11 Christmas Shoes in July
17:30 Get to know your EP
31 Things Erik Has Committed to Memory
32 Katrina attempts to tell a funny story
35 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?
52 Is your homepage Yahoo?!2016-08-011h 00The Burgess LovecastEpisode 40: Episode 40 - Christmas in July, Harambe’s RevengeIt's Christmas in July! We have a new EP, Pants does a Ted Cruz impersonation, and we are struck by the adversity of hot air balloon accidents.
0 The Vivica A Fox Scandal
5:40 What's in your glass?
8 Jimmy Stewart sells guitars
11 Christmas Shoes in July
17:30 Get to know your EP
31 Things Erik Has Committed to Memory
32 Katrina attempts to tell a funny story
35 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?
52 Is your homepage Yahoo?!2016-08-011h 00The Burgess LovecastEpisode 39: Episode 39 - James Taylor’s Conjecture WormholeBritain is just one-upping us, Pants gets into the booming ocean market, the boys buy their father a 3D printer, and James Taylor wants you to smash that like button.
0 Self awareness
3:30 Pants didn't know who Brexit was
6:45 Independence Day Resurgence was not good (spoilers)
17 Independence Day spoilers over / #Content
25 Erik Drinks Something Gross and Tells Everyone About It
29 Andy's Oceans
34:30 BACKSTORY
44:30 James Taylor's Conjecture Wormhole
53 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?2016-07-071h 02The Burgess LovecastEpisode 39: Episode 39 - James Taylor’s Conjecture WormholeBritain is just one-upping us, Pants gets into the booming ocean market, the boys buy their father a 3D printer, and James Taylor wants you to smash that like button.
0 Self awareness
3:30 Pants didn't know who Brexit was
6:45 Independence Day Resurgence was not good (spoilers)
17 Independence Day spoilers over / #Content
25 Erik Drinks Something Gross and Tells Everyone About It
29 Andy's Oceans
34:30 BACKSTORY
44:30 James Taylor's Conjecture Wormhole
53 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?2016-07-071h 02The Burgess LovecastEpisode 38: Episode 38 - B-CAST: The Tale of Glenard PickmanThe boys discuss how Metallica didn't sell out, they pitch their new restaurant review app WELP, and help you lose weight with their own super effective diet programs which are also just crippling disabilities.
0 SATURDAY NIGHT BAGS
4 Imagine, OK, you're Metallica
12 Andrew is Charlie from It's Always Sunny
15 That's Not How That Works: Twister
19 WELP
25 The boys pitch their own amazingly effective diet programs
29 News that I'm Not Totally Convinced Isn't Andrew
34 What's More Dangerous Than Aspartame?2016-06-2755 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 38: Episode 38 - B-CAST: The Tale of Glenard PickmanThe boys discuss how Metallica didn't sell out, they pitch their new restaurant review app WELP, and help you lose weight with their own super effective diet programs which are also just crippling disabilities.
0 SATURDAY NIGHT BAGS
4 Imagine, OK, you're Metallica
12 Andrew is Charlie from It's Always Sunny
15 That's Not How That Works: Twister
19 WELP
25 The boys pitch their own amazingly effective diet programs
29 News that I'm Not Totally Convinced Isn't Andrew
34 What's More Dangerous Than Aspartame?2016-06-2755 minThe Burgess LovecastEpisode 37: Episode 37 - Sorry About HitlerThe boys play 'what's in your can?', Pants convinces everyone to vote for Trump, and hey, uh, sorry about the Hitler thing.
1 This is a T-shirt that I've cut the sleeves off of
4 What's in your can?
9 Pants impersonates Hillary Clinton and convinces you to vote for Trump
22 Good Friends of the Podcast: ISIS?
38 Hitler: "It could've been better"
44 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?2016-05-261h 01The Burgess LovecastEpisode 37: Episode 37 - Sorry About HitlerThe boys play 'what's in your can?', Pants convinces everyone to vote for Trump, and hey, uh, sorry about the Hitler thing.
1 This is a T-shirt that I've cut the sleeves off of
4 What's in your can?
9 Pants impersonates Hillary Clinton and convinces you to vote for Trump
22 Good Friends of the Podcast: ISIS?
38 Hitler: "It could've been better"
44 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?2016-05-261h 01