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The Equelizers PodcastLord of World of WarcraftOh wow! The Equelizers nailed down a pitch in under an hour. Oh wow! Thanks to our guest Art last week, the Equelizers were tasked with getting back into the cage with Cage to come up with a sequel to the semi-biopic Lord of War (2005). This week has it all! Everquest Online, crush bone belts, and the Equelizers record for finalizing a pitch.
Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones
Edited by Madison Jones
Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"
2022-02-0858 minThe Equelizers PodcastAbout Time: Desmond‘s CreedIt's the time traveling sequel no one asked for slammed into an assassin based franchise no one wanted us to return to as The Equelizers go back in time for dear Uncle Desmond in About Time: Desmond's Creed! This week has it all: DramaRomComs, WE really back ourselves into a corner on this one, and odnoM lI saves the day!
Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones
Edited by Mike Knoll
Intro and Outro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
2021-09-141h 02The Equelizers PodcastOn the Origin of MonkeyboneWe dive deep into this week and ponder, "Why make a sequel to the horribly panned and bad movie Monkeybone (2001) when we could just make The Silmarillion for it?" This week has it all; The Monkeybonarillion, a gender-neutral realm god, and we talk about what the Equelizers Cinematic Universe's hell should be.
Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones
Edited by Madison Jones
Intro and Outro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
2021-09-061h 03The Equelizers PodcastPlanet of the Apes 2: See No EvilThere's no prison on Monkey Earth that can keep The Equelizers in as they race to get their Planet of the Apes sequel to the world! This week has it all: No Mark Wahlberg, The United Apes of Aperica, and seriously just the least amount of Marky Mark possible.
Madison's audio is a little off on this one. It looks like maybe the audio is coming from their computer mic. We cleaned it up as best we could but it's still noticeable in some places.
Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jo...2021-08-251h 04The Equelizers PodcastThe Last Airbender 2: Welcome to EarthWater. Earth. Fire. Air. Sequels. Only the Equelizers are masters of all five elements but only because no one's ever tried all of them. That changes in The Last Airbender 2: Welcome to Earth!
Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones
Edited by Mike Knoll
Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
Racebending: Fan Activists Fight Racist Casting
The Incomparable Differences between Whitewashing and Racebending
Decoding the Politics of Hollywood Whitewashing through M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender2021-08-091h 11The Equelizers PodcastStick It 2: The Restitution of Hailey GrahamThe Equelizers get a one tenth deduction for having their Jackson Eflin showing as they pitch Stick It 2: The Restitution of Hailey Graham. This week has it all: Arnold Schwarzeneggar, The Vickerman Wicker Man, and the tie-in no one will see coming!
Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones
Edited by Mike Knoll
Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
The playlist for Jackson's soundtrack can be found here
You can find the Gratuitous Pausing episode where Mike correctly picked the better sports movie here!
2021-07-271h 19The Equelizers Podcast"A Space Jam of Their Own"Batter up and hear our call! It's time for the Equelizers and some old TV friends to play ball. Grab a hot dog, a beer, and some nostalgia as we pitch (get it?) as sequel to the classic A League of Their Own (1992). This week has it all; Mike gushes over Babaloo Mandel's career. mole men, and a gadget that is "very expensive".
Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones
Edited by Madison R Jones
Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
"It Had to Be You" clip sun...2021-07-191h 16The Equelizers PodcastA Detective Pikachu Christmas CarolMewtwo was dead to begin with as the Equelizers keep pokemon in their hearts all year round with A Detective Pikachu Christmas Carol! This week we reveal Richard Harris's Secret Last Role in Detective Pikachu!
Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones
Edited by Madison R Jones
Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
2021-07-121h 00The Equelizers PodcastThe Boss Baby 2: Grifter BabyWe steal ourselves a sequel as The Equelizers close the deal on Boss Baby 2: Grifter Baby! This week has it all: Our first Tee Shirt Idea, a lot of thinly veiled Abrams shade, and the roll Benicio Del Toro was born to play!
Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones
Edited by Mike Knoll
Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
2021-06-291h 08The Equelizers PodcastTammy and the Extra-T-errestrialEverybody wave their tiny arms and give us your best dinosaur yell for this week's episode where the Equelizers pitch their sequel to the gory and corny Tammy and the T-Rex! This week has it all; the Las Vegas morgue, brain juice, and Mike opens his prize from winning More Like This a few weeks ago!
Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison R Jones
Edited by Madison R Jones
Intro and Outro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
2021-06-2155 min
The Equelizers PodcastSnowpiercer: Powers CombinedGet your tickets ready because the Equelizers spin their wheels a bit this week as they fight their way towards the front of the train to pitch the most logical and obvious sequel to Snowpiercer (2013). This week has it all but if we combine our powers, we can save this sequel and our planet!
Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison R Jones
Edited by Madison R Jones
Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
2021-06-0701 minThe Equelizers PodcastThe New Adventures of Christopher RobinThis week it's jazz as The Equelizers return to The Hundred Acre Wood in The New Adventures of Christopher Robin! This week has it all: Disery, Piglet the cheeky Twink, and a lot less Hitler than you'd expect.
Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones
Edited by Mike Knoll
Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
Winnie The Pooh Theme cover by Bobmusic
2021-05-311h 11The Equelizers PodcastWilly's Wonderland 2: Pandamonium ParkIt's your birthday, and The Equelizers want you to have fun with their sequel to Willy's Wonderland! This week has it all: The Buhl Feud Begins, The wildest More Like This, and Princess Panda No Fuck's Abstinence Only Amusement Park!
Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones
Edited by Mike Knoll
Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
2021-05-241h 14The Equelizers PodcastThat Thing You Deaux: GoldGuysMove over Bea Arthur because Megan Knoll joins The Equelizers to bring The Wonders into their Golden Years with her sequel to Tom Hanks' That Thing You Do (1996) in That Thing You Deaux: Gold Guys! This week has Big Slytherin Energy.
Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones
Edited by Michael Knoll
Outro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
2021-05-1053 minThe Equelizers PodcastThe Next StarfighterIt is a dark time for the Rebellion, Although the Death Star has been destroyed... wait, wrong franchise. The Equelizers take to space as Mike pitches a sequel to the cult classic The Last Starfighter! This week has it all: Grig is the best, The appropriate response to breaking video game records, and Gorth!
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Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones
Edited by Mike Knoll
Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
2021-04-261h 11The Equelizers PodcastThe Green Hornet 2: Anti-VillainThe Time of the Brown Badger approaches as The Equelizers rev the engine on Green Hornet 2! This week has it all: My Uncle Greg, Christoph Waltz, and More Like This!
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Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones
Edited by Madison Jones
Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
2021-03-221h 01The Equelizers PodcastYou've Got Mail: The Snyder CutThe Shop Around The Corner gets new life as The Equelizers return to show the world how they would have made Nora Ephron's You've Got Mail! This week has it all: Madison's message for men online, a hot and moist new bit, and#SteveZahnIsTheRooftopKiller!
Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones
Edited by Michael Knoll
Outro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
2021-03-1557 minThe Equelizers PodcastCome MondayThe Beatles are on island time as The Equelizers bring Jimmy Bufett into the sequel to Yesterday! This week has is it all: Madison finally snaps, Ed Sheeran is too dramatic, and we drink from the poisoned chalice!
Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones
Edited by Michael Knoll
Outro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
Mike's Curated Buffett Playlist
2021-03-0858 minThe Equelizers PodcastJones: A Johnny Mnemonic StoryClap those cybernetic flippers and do a flip for corporate espionage as the Equelizers jack into the prequel to Johnny Mnemonic (1995). This week has it all but you're going to have to hack into our cache to find it all!
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Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones
Edited by Madison Jones
Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
2021-03-011h 08
The Equelizers PodcastThe Lighthouse IIHark! Hark, Freakquels. Hark! Bellow, bid our guest, the Jessie Cooper, rise from the depths, full foul in The Lighthouse (2019), black waves teeming with sequel ideas, to smother this arthouse with this pitch, to choke ye. This sea shanty has it all; The great host spirit switcharoo, our first Equelizers slash fiction. and we learn some sexual lighthouse facts!
Catch Jessie on their podcast Alphabet Flight
Intro and Outro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes
2021-01-251h 22The Equelizers PodcastZenon 2: It's a Stellarlunarious LifeIt's a new year which means new chances as The Equelizers break their one rule and throw out Zenon The Zequel and Z3 to pitch their sequel major to Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century! This week has it all: the three DCOM pillars, Soap Opera Math, and a serious discussion of the Stealth Prequel!
2021-01-041h 21The Equelizers PodcastThe Knight Before Christmas 2: Montenaro KnightsOn the first day of Christmas The Equelizers give to you an extra helping of Holiday Hudgens as they ride their trusty steeds towards a sequel to The Knight Before Christmas. This week has it all: A Christmas Dragon, A Christmas blood ritual, and the dulcet Christmas...ish tones of Cring Bosby!
2020-12-211h 02The Equelizers PodcastLeague of Extraordinary Gentlemen 2: League of Superlative Gentlepeople (w/ Lauren Thompson and Ian Geers)Prepare yourself for the Extraordinary Freakquels. This week friends Ian Geers and Lauren Thompson join the Equelizers to pitch us their sequel to one of Mike's favorite films, League of Extraordinary Gentlement (2003). This week has it all; Very good impressions, blood potions, and a Scottish love story you DEFINITELY didn't see coming.
Catch Ian Geers and Lauren Grace Thompson on their own movie podcast Not Another Film Podcast where they take the movies we used to love as kids and re-examining them in the harsh, sobering light of 2020.
Also listen to their new 12-part scripted...2020-12-071h 15The Equelizers PodcastSon in Law 2:The Farm CrawlHey buuuuuuuuudies! The Equelizers throw off their Baja hoodies and go to the farm this week as they tackle the sequel to the Thanksgiving and Pauly Shore classic that you may have missed, Son in Law (1993). This week has it all; The Pauly Shore movie-verse, the first canonical Power Rangers movie, and an app that helps you find the best charcuterie places in the LA area, and more!
http://revronmovies.blogspot.com/2013/02/son-in-law.html
2020-11-231h 06The Equelizers PodcastReturn To Mayberry: Saving People, Hunting ThingsThe road so far leads to the Fishin' Hole as The Equelizers sit awhile on the porch and whittle a crossover sequel to the TV movie Return to Mayberry. This week has it all: Knotts or Not, Goober's Hologram Sweat, and canonically the best characters of the Supernatural franchise!
Reply All Episode #74
There Is a Time
The Dillard Boys "Old Home Place"
Avicii "Hey Brother"
2020-11-161h 09The Equelizers PodcastThe Three Musketeers: The Puppet of FranceThe Equelizers prepare for their next duel at sunset, taking on both a sequel to the 2011's The Three Musketeers and a prequel to 1998's The Man in the Iron Mask, this week as they attempt to bridge the gap between these two Dumasian tales. This week has it all; Gérard Depardieu fan club, a hot air balloon prison break, and we basically made Revenge of the Sith accidentally.
2020-10-191h 07The Equelizers PodcastThe Kid Who Would Be King: The Questing BeastIt's beaver urine and chicken nuggets all around as The Equelizers go hunting in The Kid Who Would Be King: The Questing Beast! This week has it all: children earnestly discussing chivalry, Madison hates Bedders, and Dev Patel is robbed again of the chance to be the Green Knight!
2020-10-071h 07The Equelizers PodcastMortal Engines: Viva La VegMake sure you worship your American yellow tic-tac gods before the city of The Equelizers consumes and reuses 2018's post-apocalyptic flick Mortal Engines. This week has it all; Madison's one-time-use plastic glasses, When Hagrid met Newt Scamander, and sword master Maggie Smith
2020-09-281h 05The Equelizers PodcastDragonball: The VegetaDBE readers to the ready, Freakquels as The Equelizers find the only way to somehow make the Dragonball: Evolution franchise worse with Dragonball: The Vegeta. This week has it all: Chakra Brats, Piccolo's Sybian, and an old friend leaves their post to join the fray!
2020-09-221h 02The Equelizers PodcastDora and the Race to ChernobylCan you say "Dosvedanya", Freakquels? The Equelizers shout ¡Delicioso! uncontrollably this week (along with Evenger Jackson Eflin) and create the map to the Dora and the Lost City of Gold's unexplored sequel.
2020-09-141h 01The Equelizers PodcastMoney Plane 2: Cash CabWelcome to Cash Cab! It's a heist movie sequel that takes place right here in my cab as The Equelizers raise the stakes on Money Plane! This week has it all: The Frasier Hole, chili liters, and Mike's Niles Crane Impression!
**No Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs were harmed during the filming of this podcast.**
2020-09-071h 00The Equelizers PodcastAbe Lincoln: American VampireThings get bloody as The Equelizers bring the 16th Vampire Hunter and Chief to the present day with Abraham Lincoln: American Vampire! This week has it all: O.G's Perogies, Lincoln's Sausage Logs, and three-time Olympic Gold medalist Shaun White!
2020-08-311h 01The Equelizers PodcastDave CityLife is as cheap as cardboard as The Equelizers fit Dave Made a Maze for a Chicago overcoat in Dave City! This week has it all: the secret season 6 of Venture Bros, cinema is over now, and Mike lists Criminal Minds characters!
2020-08-2452 minThe Equelizers PodcastAssassin 33 AD: RevelationsFrom Hell's heart the Equelizers stab at thee as they obsess over Assassin 33 AD: Revelations! This week has it all just like every week one walks with The Lord!
You can check out The Banana Boyes entire debut album here!
https://tinyurl.com/y5ffwlow
2020-08-0444 minThe Equelizers PodcastCats 3: The Last Jellicle (With Daniel Na)It's episode 69...nice as The Equelizers, and guest Evenger Daniel Na, reach the climax of their Cats trilogy as Madison gives their pitch for our "horniest" episode yet. This week has it all, buff cats, latex rompers, and a pas de deux that will bring a tear to your eye!
The Navajo Nation has been impacted by covid-19 at a degree far more severe than that of any American city. Please consider donating.
https://www.nndoh.org/donate.html
Daniel hosts Audiomorphs, OkCrusder, and Into the Radlands, You can find all of...2020-07-201h 03The Equelizers PodcastCats: Episode 1 - The Macavity War (With Jackson Eflin)The Horny Awakens as The Equelizers and Jellicle guest Jackson Eflin begin their Cats trilogy with Episode I - The Macavity War! This Week has it all: slowly mouthing horny, The sexiest leaf, and Theo Dijonbeaux rises!
You can find Jackson on Gratuitious Pausing here!
https://gratuitouspausing.podbean.com/
You can listen to Technicolor Girl From Outer Space here!
https://open.spotify.com/album/5ZsI0glQvuD3VaTcH4og9h?si=MZfTP6XaRCSaEf9Keu0RSQ
2020-07-131h 18The Equelizers PodcastHoward the Duck: Love and ThunderWho so ever listens to this episode shall possess the powers of The Equelizers as they bring the lightning with Howard the Duck: Love and Thunder! This week has it all: the Reverse Sonic, Pink Wrinkles, and we discover Lea Thompson's Niche in the industry!
2020-07-0657 minThe Equelizers PodcastWe, RobotThe Three Laws are broken as The Equelizers present an ass high spankable sequel to I, Robot! This week has it all: the first episode of Ron Podssible, Mike loves Bruce Greenwood, and The Liquids War begins!
CW: This episode was recorded weeks ahead of the murder of George Floyd and other people of color while protesting police violence. This episode we talk about minorities and policing/self policing of communities. If that sounds like something you don't need right now we encourage to take all the time you need!
2020-06-2250 minThe Equelizers PodcastMatilda 2: Back in the Habit (With Carie McMichael)It's back to church as the Equelizers welcome Carie McMichael of the Kicking & Streaming podcast to put their minds to work on Matilda: Back in the Habit! This week has it all: Danny Deleto, Steve Buscemi's Dark God, and Carie Picks Sides!
You can find Kicking and Streaming at
https://kickingandstreaming.podbean.com/
Or anywhere podcasts are found!
2020-06-1554 minThe Equelizers PodcastGilligan's Island: A Bewitched StoryJust sit right back and you'll hear a tale as The Equelizers twitch their noses to create Gilligan's Island: A Bewitched Story! This week has it all: Carbonated Ground Pepper, Charlize Theron's the real villain, and a cameo from President Jimmy Carter!
2020-06-011h 15The Equelizers PodcastHoles 2: The Lost Empire (Dule Hill was Poseidon the whole time)No Holes sequel? The Equelizers can fix that. This week has it all Tea Fiddy Tea, Tila Tequila Tea, and Green Tea Earl Gray hot.
2020-05-2653 minThe Equelizers PodcastMurder by Death 2You are cordially invited to Dinner and a Murder as The Equelizers cook up a sequel to Murder by Death! This week has it all...except Sidney Wang.
Special thanks to Unheard Music Concepts for the use of their songs "Gibralter" and "Cosmic Relevance" from their album The Lasso of Time. Also to Komiku for the use of their song "Car chasing pew pew" from their album The Girl With the Baseball Bat.
Pleae check out our friend Jackson's podcasts Gartuitous Pausing and A Study In Granada wherever podcasts are found. Again, for n...2020-05-1837 minThe Equelizers PodcastSnap, Crackle, and Pop: RagnarokLook! Up in the sky! It's the Equelizers and their guest Maia Franklyn save the day with their pitch for for a sequel to the old Rice Krispy's commercial with Snap, Crackle, and Pop: Ragnarok! This week has it all Maia's Accidental Con, Elf Selfs, and we get Rian Johnson to direct!
You can find the commercial in question at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3qJAyidhl4
You can find Maia's work by going to
https://reccersandrobots.podbean.com/
2020-05-111h 17The Equelizers PodcastThe Fellowship of the Sound of MusicSpeak Edelweiss and enter as The Equelizers marshal The Von Trapp children into The Fellowship of the Sound of Music! Confuddling Nazis, bad butts, and Mike tries to describe a wave are just a few of our favorite things this week!
2020-05-0455 minThe Equelizers PodcastThe Pagemaster 2Mysteries abound as The Equelizers cook up a heroic sequel to The Pagemaster! This week has it all: Kentucky Fried Abyssal Chicken, The Muteens, and an industrial size vat of Donkey Sauce!
You can find Daniel's work at https://www.theapodcalypse.com
2020-04-2750 min
The Equelizers PodcastTomorrowland 2Jetpacks to the ready, Freakquels, as The Equelizers tinker their way to a sequel to Tomorrowland! This week has it all: Hardly Davidsons, Cloon Loons, and a Runescape revamp!
2020-04-2040 min
The Equelizers PodcastSonic the Hedgehog 2It's Chaos and chili dogs as The Equelizers run down Sonic the Hedgehog 2! This week has it all: the trajectory of Jesus, Tepid Vanilla, and Chewthulu rises
2020-04-1352 min
The Equelizers PodcastAssassin's Creed: Black Flag
Keep your hands and feet inside the episode at all times as The Equelizers hoist the Jolly Roger in Assassin's Creed: Black Flag! This week has it all a check in with Chad and Greg, new bits, and maybe some hot ginger ale!
2020-04-0644 min
The Equelizers PodcastBandershibby
A choice appears as Madison Jones leads the Equelizers through their Dude Where's My Car choose your own adventure sequel Bandershibby. This week has it all: 20 Mews, The Maestro Jean Luc Picard, and Pizza Vampires.
2020-03-3049 min
The Equelizers PodcastDeleted Scenes 2The Equelizers are taking a little summer vacay after that epic season one finale! Don't turn off the podcast player yet though, cuz we still have some wonderful deleted moments that didn't make the cut for you to enjoy. After you listen to this episode and are looking for something to listen to while the Equelizers are AFK, please check out some of the good podcast content by our friends. All of their shows are linked below!
A Study in Granada with Mike and Jackson
Audiomorphs with Daniel Na
OkCrusader with Daniel Na2019-06-2515 min
The Equelizers PodcastThe House with a Clock in Its Walls 2: The Book of DeathIt's grimoire's and G.R.I.M.O.I.R.E as The Equelizers ask not what The Barnavelts and Mrs. Zimmerman can do for them but what they can do for The Barnavelts and Mrs. Zimmerman in The House With a Clock in the Walls: The Book of Death. This week has it all: Bepis P, Jan Brady, and Beans from Even Stevens!
2019-05-271h 18
The Equelizers PodcastBedknobs and Broomsticks: Golemeye
The Cold War brings new threats to England and The Prices as The Equelizers bring Bedknobs and Broomsticks into the spy filled swinging sixties with Golemeye! This week has it all: Murder She Wrote, Madison can't say Lansbury, and Paul is Gambit?
2019-05-131h 03
The Equelizers PodcastSword and the Stone 2: Once and FutureDeja vu abounds as Jackson Eflin returns to pull the sequel sword from the podcast stone as The Equelizers present Sword and the Stone 2: Once and Future! This week only has The Return of Don Pablos.
2019-04-2956 min
The Equelizers PodcastOld Man Buzz It's to sequel and way beyond as The Equelizers take on the intergalactic spin-off, Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins! Join us as we look to the darker future of Disney's favorite Space Ranger. This week has it all, but more importantly it's chicken nugget night at the prison cafeteria!
2019-04-1547 min
The Equelizers PodcastThe Pest 2: Fjord's FuryMike and Madison gamely take on one of (previous guest) Jessie Cooper's favorite childhood movies as The Equelizers lament The Pest! This week has it all: That's Still Absolutely Raven, Shaloubatics, and certified pewp humor!
2019-04-0157 min
The Equelizers PodcastMazes and Monsters: PardeauxThings get dicey as The Equelizers roll initiative to pitch their sequel to the much loved, and critically acclaimed, Tom Hanks box office smash Mazes and Monsters! This week has it all: Bottomless Jell-O pits, Madison doxxes us, and Hyenas all the way down!
Outro Music: Critical Hit by No More Kings
2019-03-1859 min
The Equelizers PodcastA Troll In Central Park 2: Nature Finds A Way It's so delicious as Jessie Cooper radicalizes The Equelizers AND A Troll in Central Park! This week has it all: dumb thumbs, eco-terrorism, and Jessie tries to take credit for birds!
Alphabet Flight
Creepy Critters
2019-03-041h 06
The Equelizers PodcastRomy and Michele Turn 50We were on a break but The Equelizers return as Mike brings Romy and Michele's High School Reunion into the modern era! This week has it all: The Alan Cumming Story, A Secret Bing, and The Tomb of Nicholas Cage!
2019-02-1852 min
The Equelizers PodcastInto the CatterverseHoly Transdimensional Wormhole, Batman! It's a purrrfect storm as The Equelizers verse themselves in Catwomen past, present, future as they pitch Into the Catterverse! This week has it all: shit parrots, The Cripps National Spelling Bee, and the extremely specific inexact science of handwriting!
2019-02-0456 min
The Equelizers PodcastCool Dog 2: Obedience School (With Daniel Na)Drink every time we say Cool Dog as Daniel Na joins The Equelizers to save Jimmy's soul in their pitch for Cool Dog 2 (that one doesn't count)! This week has it all: Math Facts, Abba night, and that good time reefy green!
2019-01-2154 min
The Equelizers PodcastThe Immortal Iron BlartHappy New Year Freakquels! It's a new year, with new chances as the Equelizers give a second chance the Kevin James classic "Paul Blart Mall Cop". This episode has it all; dragon wishes, WWE wrestlers, and the cure for the worst disease known to humankind!
2019-01-0758 min
The Equelizers PodcastThe Christmas Chronicles 2: The Rein of KrampusDashing through the snow in a one horse open pitch The Equelizers suit up to help Kurt Russell save Christmas yet again! This week has it all: the most sexual Santa, Tony Shaloub Presents: How I Would Have Done It, and Little Monica Gellar!
2018-12-241h 08
The Equelizers PodcastThe A-Team: Private EnterprisePity the Fool who skips this episode as The Equelizers piece together their plain for The A-Team 2! This week has it all: orbs, El Gris, and Bak's back!
2018-12-101h 04
The Equelizers PodcastGalaxy Quest 2 Never give up, never surrender as The Equelizers pitch the next generation of a cult favorite Galaxy Quest 2! This week has it all: Whoopi's back!, romcom pessimism, and we're still 10 years old!
2018-11-2647 min
The Equelizers PodcastDistrict 9: Homeward BoundAbandon your apartheid allegories all ye who listen here as The Equelizers tackle District 9! This week has it all: Joey Tribbiani, Redbox spit it back?, and the molemen return!
This week's special end theme is by YAOG. You can find their Soundcloud linked below!
https://soundcloud.com/user-211008459/friends-theme-sad-yaog
2018-11-1255 min
The Equelizers PodcastHocus Pocus 2 It's a trick or treat as The Equelizers twist the bones and bend the back of a Halloween classic and summon a sequel to Hocus Pocus! This week has it all: Witch interrogations, a bazooka, and skate tricks!
2018-10-291h 00
The Equelizers PodcastThe Wicker Man 2: The Wickening (With Cecilia Long)Freakquels the buzz is true! The Equelizers blaze back into action with guest Cecilia Long for Judd Apatow's The Wicker Man 2! This week has it all: Madison's bad introductions, three pronounciations of Buruchel, and the omni-sequel!
2018-10-1555 min
The Equelizers PodcastA Regular Episode!It's business as usual as The Equelizers pitch that sequel everyone's been waiting for! This week has it all: Scott Bakula, Scott Bakula, and Scott Bakula! #Gotcha
2018-09-1709 min
The Equelizers PodcastThe September Sexy ShowdownAll rise for the kidnapped and honorable Jackson Elfin as they act as judge, jury, and executioner this week as The Equelizers plead their movies' cases in the first ever September Sexy Showdown. Which Equelized movie will be saved from Jackson's spectral saif? It's up to Mike and Madison to lawyer up to defend their pitche's legacy and save them from oblivion!
2018-09-101h 01
The Equelizers PodcastPenelope 2Mike rebreaks the curse as The Equelizers return to the Wilhern House in Penelope 2! This week has it all: opening bit theft, Upswipes, and grandma redemption.
2018-09-0356 min
The Equelizers PodcastAmadeus Ex MachinaPut on your best powdered wig and head for the theater as The Equelizers conduct the orchestra for their sequel to the 3 hour behemoth Amadeus. This week has it all: deepest desires, robot jealousy, and more Tiger Woods than you might think.
2018-08-2750 min
The Equelizers PodcastSpeed Racer 2: The Racing WarStart your engines and hold onto your chimps as Mike takes The Equelizers through the checkered flag of Speed Racer 2! This week has it all: Patron saint Emile Hirsch, Zoids, and sultry pancake orgasms!
Hollywood's Whitewashed Version of Anime Never Sells
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2018-08-131h 01
The Equelizers PodcastThe Rocky Horror Truman ShowMadness takes it's toll on The Equelizers as Madison Jones delivers their pitch for The Rocky Horror Truman Show crossover only Mike asked for. This week has it all! We'd tell you more but that would ruin that antici…
The Blurring of Sexual and Consent Boundaries in Rocky Horror Picture Show
https://bit.ly/2LSeZNb
2018-08-0639 min
The Equelizers PodcastJimmy Neutron 2: Gone DadBlast off with the Equelizers and guest Janine Winfree (Guess What You’re Going to Hate) as they give the movie Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius a new Sheen. This week has it all: Sexy Miss Fowl, hairstyle theft, and a Nolan esque after credit scene!
2018-07-3148 min
The Equelizers PodcastChristian Mingle: The Movie 2It’s Much Ado About Mingle as The Equelizers play matchmaker and answer Jessie Flemming’s challenge to bless the world with a sequel to Christian Mingle. This week has it all; The dad from Psych, Admiral Tobolowsky, and a lotta talkin’ ‘bout Paul!
2018-07-2358 min
The Equelizers PodcastThe Iron Army (With Jessie Fleming)Does a gun have a soul? The Equelizers bring in Jessie Fleming to help answer this question as she pitches her sequel to The Iron Giant! This week has it all: Hog hugs, tips on proper comic book storage, and a climatic battle between Vin Diesel and the Keith David space dragon!
2018-07-161h 11
The Equelizers PodcastSky Captain and the Man of TomorrowIt's a...smooth? landing for The Equelizers as Mike brings home their Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow trilogy! This Week has it all: Corporeal Madison, a satanic ritual, and a psychic clone of FDR!
2018-07-0951 min
The Equelizers PodcastLil Captain and the World of YesterdayThe Equelizers take off into the Wild Blue Yonder as Madison Jones begins our first trilogy with their prequel to Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow! This week has it all: endless lemonade, The Mandela Effect, and Daddy's Tomaters!
2018-07-0254 min
The Equelizers PodcastVampire's Assistant 2It's the Greatest Show on Earth as The Equelizers bite deep into the neck of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant. This week has it all: snake songs, Tony Hale, and the return of John C. Reilly's penis!
2018-06-2559 min
The Equelizers PodcastInvisible Dad 2: The Clone WarsIt's a case of too many papas as The Equelizers celebrate the holiday with Invisible Dad! This week has it all: Faction rivalry, dad cloning, and the arrival of KingDwarf 69!
2018-06-1843 min
The Equelizers PodcastThe Equelizers Podcast Promojoin the Equelizers every Monday as they birth the cinema sibling to your favorite and not so favorite films into existence right into your ear holes. 2018-06-1401 min
The Equelizers PodcastTrolls 2: Trolls UnitedBreak out your combs because the Equelizers get a little hairy as they tackle the daunting privilege that is Trolls 2. This week has it all: casting the McElroy brothers, a blood curse and the return of Sam Elliot!
2018-06-111h 26
The Equelizers PodcastDeleted ScenesThe vaults are opened as The Equelizers sweep up the goofs left on the cutting room floor! This week has it all: crimes, riddles, and The Rodeo Burger!
2018-06-0424 min
The Equelizers PodcastTreasure Planet 2Kiley Neal returns to navigate The Equelizers back to Treasure Planet! This week has it all: podcast blood pacts, cyborg man/pirate boy love, and Mike and Madison get to eat this week!
2018-05-281h 18
The Equelizers PodcastGhost Ship 2 (With Kiley Neal)Guest Kiley Neal leads The Equelizers on a luxury murder boat vacay in her pitch for Ghost Ship 2. This week has it all: Julianna Margulies (The Good Wife), The truth about Chris Hemsworth, and murder versions of classic Disney characters!
2018-05-2153 min
The Equelizers PodcastBeetlejuice 2The Equelizers have just one thing to say this week: we're so, so, sorry...
2018-05-1459 min
The Equelizers PodcastThe Lizzie McGuire Movie 2: HoudonnitMike rises to the challenge of taking a fictional life as The Equelizers present this week's episode, The Lizzie Mcguire Movie 2! This week has it all: Adam Lamberg’s IMDB page, DCOM royalty, and possible demonic blood oaths! Why not find out what our Disney cash in dreams are made of this week on The Equelizers?
2018-05-0743 min
The Equelizers PodcastGroundhog's Day 2: Larry's InfernoOnly Chris Elliot can prevent Punxsutawney fires as The Equelizers see the shadow of Groundhog’s Day. This week has it all: Stephanie’s Curse, Chandler Bing, and EDUCATIONAL ARSON! Get out those fire extinguishers Freakquels because this one is lit as hell! 🔥
2018-04-3046 min
The Equelizers PodcastMegamind 2The code word is SEQUEL this week as The Equelizers go head to head with their pitches to DreamWorks’s 2010 animated comedy Megamind. This week had it all: puns, fucking dragons, and a new movie rating system 🌶
2018-04-231h 12
The Equelizers PodcastSmall Soldiers 2Ten hut Freaquels! Play time's over as The Equelizers dig into 1998's Small Soldiers. This week has it all: The Rodeo Burger, Mike going on a government watch list, and My Little Pony parodies! There will be no mercy.
2018-04-161h 10
The Equelizers PodcastThe Emoji Movie 2: License to MehThe name’s Meh, Gene Meh. For your ears only, The Equelizers bond over 2017’s The Emoji Movie! This week has it all: Mike’s past in copyright infringement, Stranger Things, and more delightful body horror! This one is sure to make you ! Tune in every Monday on iTunes, Google Play and everywhere else podcasts are found!
2018-04-0952 min
The Equelizers PodcastMeet Dave 2The Equelizers strap into their giant Eddie Murphy robots to bring you Meet Dave 2! This week has it all: Mike Myers, Riley Finn from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and delicious meals at affordable prices! Tune in on iTunes, Google Play and everywhere else podcasts are found!
2018-04-021h 00
The Equelizers PodcastThe Lobster 2Put your claws together as the Equelizers crack the shell of Yorgos Lanthimos's The Lobster. This week has it all: the return of Daniel Na, John C. Reilly’s junk, and more dog soldiers. If you’re thinking of skipping this one you butter think again!
2018-03-2655 min
The Equelizers PodcastSuper Mario Bros: The Movie: 2: Mario is Missing: The Movie (With Daniel Na)This week The Equelizers issue a Plumber Alert as special Guest Daniel Na warp pipes us to the mushroom kingdom in his pitch for the sequel to 1993's Super Mario Bros. Strap on your rocket powered jumping boots and read up on your Trotsky because this one will 1UP every other podcast you'll listen to this week.
2018-03-1957 min
The Equelizers PodcastThe Subtle KnifeThis week The Equelizers cop to some bad bookkeeping before Madison Jones takes center stage to morph their lack of any contextual knowledge about the film, or the books which spawned it, into an answer to the lost challenge to create a sequel to The Golden Compass. This week has it all: Patronus Talk, Daniel Craig, and The Hardest Mike Has Laughed on Air to Date. So snuggle in with your Daemon as Madison Jones presents The Subtle Knife.
2018-03-1243 min
The Equelizers PodcastDog Soldiers 2: Strays (with Jackson Eflin)Synchronize your watches as The Equelizers welcome guest Jackson Eflin to pitch their idea for a sequel to the 2002 film Dog Soldiers. This week has Wine Moms, Too Many Davids/Annas, and Mike and Madison bring the Equelizer Thunder to London and Valley Forge! God, we hate Joffrey.....
2018-03-0546 min
The Equelizers PodcastGooder BurgerJump in your strawberry jacuzzis and mix up a batch of Secret Sauce as The Equelizers bring you the mondo-sized sequel to Nickelodeon's 1997 film Good Burger!
2018-02-2641 min
The Equelizers PodcastA Bug's Life 2This week The Equelizers don't care if you think it's a rock or a seed because it's really A Bug's Life 2! This one has it all! Thrills, Chills, and A Lot of Surprisingly Specifc Flik Hatred.
2018-02-191h 02
The Equelizers PodcastSpace Jam 2: The Order of the PhoenixThe Equelizers believe they can fly on the wings of Snitches as they create the sequel Space Jam needs, not the one it deserves. So Accio up some Michael's Secret Stuff and settle in as the Looney Tunes take on the Wizarding World's favorite sport.
2018-02-1648 min
The Equelizers PodcastHook 2The Equelizers soar into their pilot episodes pitching their idea for a sequel to the beloved 1991 Steven Spielberg hit "Hook". This one has it all: fighting, flying, crowing, ghosts, a tangent about the horrors of Thud Butt's flexibility, and more!
2018-02-1655 min