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The MILF ShowEp. 12 NFL Super Bowl LIX: The Snooze BowlOn this episode of 'The MILF Show,' Samantha and Mia look back on an unforgettable 2024 NFL season, and the final deserved beatdown of the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl LIX. The MILFs discuss the rules for dating your father's friends, how to properly walk of shame, Timothee Chalamet's skinny jeans, becoming a witch in New Orleans, and of course, Colitis. 2025-02-1839 minThe MILF ShowEp. 11 NFL Playoffs: Ben DoverOn this episode of 'The MILF Show,' Samantha and Mia mourn the loss of an epic Lions season, recapping the devastation that was the Divisional round off the playoffs against the Washington Commanders. The MILFs discuss the bootleg '50 Shades of Grey' remake, how to get a standing reservation at the Cheesecake Factory, humping the turf at Ford Field, and of course, Colitis. BTW, FU BJ. 2025-01-2546 minThe MILF ShowEp. 10 Wk 18 NFL: The Lion KingsOn this episode of 'The MILF Show', Samantha and Mia have returned from their holiday hiatus with fresh tans and no F's to give as they cover the Lions NFC North Championship victory against the Vikings. The MILFs discuss the appropriate time to -re-gift, cancelling the Golden Globes, baby cosplay, stinky neighbors, and of course, Colitis. 2025-01-1247 minThe MILF ShowEp. 9 Wk 15 NFL: Nightmare on Grand River AvenueOn this short episode (you're welcome, haters) of 'The MILF Show,' Samantha and Mia recap a nightmare-ish Detroit Lions loss to the Buffalo Bills and America's heartthrob, Josh Allen. The MILFs discuss nude NFL calendars, cosplay faux pas, how to successfully fake an injury, and of course, Colitis. 2024-12-1936 minThe MILF ShowEp. 8 Wk 14 NFL: The Lactose Intolerance EpidemicOn this episode of ‘The MILF Show’, Samantha and Mia cover a nail-biting, bowel-moving Detroit Lions vs. Green Bay Packers NFL victory. The MILFs discuss getting excluded from group chats, Caitlyn Jenner’s introduction to the NFL, having a crush on your teacher, overcoming gambling addictions, and of course, Colitis.2024-12-1452 min
Mother's I Learn From17: Calling Out Keith LeeWelcome back MILF fans! this week the boys start beefing with TikToker Keith Lee, they delve deep into trucker life, and explore the Club Shay Shay Disaster. 2024-12-1140 minThe MILF ShowEp. 7 Wk 12-13 NFL: Lions and Colts and Bears, Oh My!On this episode of 'The MILF Show', Samantha and Mia give a two-for-one smackdown with their double header coverage of the Lions vs. Colts & Lions vs. Bears NFL victories. The MILFs discuss smooching Chargers head coach Jim Harbaugh, the aftermath of a bbq gone sour, dealing with our podcast super stalker, and of course, Colitis. 2024-12-041h 00The MILF ShowEp. 6 Wk 11 NFL: New Cougar in TownOn this episode of 'The MILF Show', Samantha and Mia pay homage to Ford Field as they recall the love story that is the Jacksonville Jaguars vs. the Detroit Lions NFL domination. The MILFs discuss bachelorette stripper themes, the end of Patrick Mahomes' napoleon complex, how to properly shove a child, and of course, Colitis.2024-11-2259 min
Mother's I Learn From15: Shoutout Do BronxThe MILF Podcast is back for another week! This week the boys talk about the results of this past weekends UFC event and Mike Tyson fights, and the Trump celebrations at sporting events, as well as talking about the right wing pipeline and Ice Spice in Fortnite. Make sure to follow our socials @mothersilearnfrom!2024-11-2048 minThe MILF ShowEp. 5 Wk 10 NFL: Houston, We Have a FumbleOn this episode of 'The MILF Show', Samantha and Mia hit an all-time series agitation high with a Xanax-induced recap of the Houston Texans vs. Detroit Lions NFL game. The MILFs discuss meeting their children's new significant others, uncovering miscellaneous "chicken" fingers, hitchhiking through downtown Detroit, and of course, Colitis. 2024-11-1556 min
Mother's I Learn From13: I Was Born In The DarknessHello loyal MILF listeners, get ready for a new episode of the greatest mothers based podcast in the universe.Don't forget to follow all our socials @mothersilearnfrom on TikTok, YouTube, and Instagram!In this episode, the boys delve deep into motherhood by talking about Donald Trump serving the Kai Cenat meal, Quinceaneras, and UFC 308, and as a special treat for all the mothers out there, the boys do their very best Bane impression.If you made it this far down comment "goated" on our latest Instagram post2024-11-1247 min
Mother's I Learn From11: Bachelorette DramaIn today's episode, the Mother's I Learn From Boys react to the Bachelorette drama between Jenn Tran, Devin Strater, and Maria Georgas, as well as their old Facebook history, what kind of mother they are, and their star signs. Tune in every Tuesday for more from the MILF podcast!2024-11-121h 14The MILF ShowEp. 4 Wk 9 NFL: Who Cut the Cheese?In this episode of 'The MILF Show', Samantha and Mia get wet n' wild with coverage of the all-anticipated Detroit Lions vs. Green Bay Packers rain game. The MILFs discuss whether babies should be allowed inside bars, Outback Steakhouse dupes, how to third-wheel your friends, and of course, Colitis. 2024-11-0855 minThe MILF ShowEp. 3 Wk 8 NFL: In Remembrance of the TitansIn this episode of The MILF Show, Samantha and Mia become hometown heroes as they take the 'D' and watch the Lions annihilate the Tennessee Titans. The MILFs discuss dealing with their first real hater, illegal corgi racing, middle-aged Bar Mitzvah DJ's, and of course, Colitis. 2024-11-0255 minThe MILF ShowEp. 2 Wk 7 NFL: Griddy Isn't GrittyOn this episode of The Milf Show, Samantha and Mia travel to Minnesota for an exclusive premier of Disney's Frozen 3 at the US Bank Stadium (plus watch the Detroit Lions crush the Minnesota Vikings). The MILFs discuss filming in the bathtub, stadium fist fights, pawning off their single daughter, and of course, Colitis. 2024-10-2656 minThe MILF ShowEp. 1 Wk 6 NFL: Save a Lion, Ride a CowboyIn their pilot episode of The MILF Show, Samantha and Mia take a break from their knitting circles and pickle ball clinics to bring you NFL week 6 coverage in a way you have never heard before. The MILFs talk stadium fashion, voodoo, getting ghosted, and of course, colitis. 2024-10-191h 22
The Good MILFEpisode 62 - Wise Women & Witch HuntsThis episode is dedicated to one of the most controversial ancient philosophers—a woman *audible gasp* named Hypatia. Go ahead, look it up. There are no documented women philosophers from the 'ancient era.' Or are there? Of course, to some historians, she was a witch, and to other historians, she was a genius who fell victim to political jealousy. Either way she was targeted and burned at the stake (pun intended) because of a dude who would have been diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder if he was alive today. Also, why are all these ancient systems and structures sc...2024-09-3017 min
The MILF ShowBTS: MILF's Ep. 1, NFL Wk. 2Uncut, completely raw behind-the-scenes clip of the MILF's taking on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. the Detroit Lions match-up in week 2 of NFL season 2024, live from the motherland, Ford Field. Grab your squatty potty, cause this one will make you want to curdle into a ball. 2024-09-2905 minThe Good MILFEpisode 61 - Your Dealer's Favorite DoctorHey Party Animals, today we are learning how substances have always been everyone's favorite shortcut to the meaning of life or "to have a good time." But according to science and the esoteric, the key is to be mindful of balance, as the line between medicine and poison is really just a matter of dosage. So be intentional, stay curious, and think twice before trusting anyone with a vape. Also, spoiler alert and trigger warning: Crista reviews the movie Blink Twice by Zoe Kravitz and incorporates some of her own philosophical musings on the cinematic masterpiece and, of course...2024-09-0916 minThe Good MILFEpisode 60 - Game TheoryThe Prisoner’s Dilemma, Tit for Tat, and Nash Equilibrium… what do all these have in common.. they are strategies that can help you navigate your dating and social life. Crista also shares her formula for securing a second date, making lasting memories, and maximizing personal utility. Like always business first so we’re starting with a crash course in economic thought experiments and then end with Crista’s favorite act of micro feminism aka live trolling weird dating app matches.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2024-08-1820 minThe Good MILFEpisode 59 - Not Controversial Controversial Opinions feat. Your FriendWhat do you get when you put a divorced, philosophical feminist mother and a hetero cis white or Hispanic realist male in the same room? The answer: A lot of bias and micro-aggression checks, semantics specificity, scientific definitions, and devil's advocate level trolling. Join Crista and Your Friend as they discuss dog saliva, purchases and services found on the dark web (organ harvesting and assassins), and the science behind religion. Also, did you know there is a religion founded when the leader used a crystal to translate gold tablets? Wild right, neither did we... until we asked our own...2024-07-2859 min
Mother's I Learn From1: Mother's I Learn FromWelcome to the first Episode of the MILF Podcast - Mother's I learn From. 2024-05-1047 min
Milf On A MicMOAM Presents: Brian Heilig (First DILF!)Welcome, Brian Heilig! The first DILF on MILF on a Mic. Here to share his and his wife's incredible story about her premature and complicated birth to their first son Grayson. Brian went on to write a book about their experience, Breathe Eat Poop & Grow (available now!), in hopes to help other NICU parents and babies. Net-proceeds go towards hospitals in Mexico to provide proper equipment for NICU departments.
Today marks 3 weeks since the books' debut! Get your copy and make a difference!
Purchase Breathe Eat Poop & Grow: https://www.amazon.com...2024-04-021h 21The Good MILFEpisode 58 - Love & WarA concept that is still elusive in the 2,346 years of science is whether the mind/soul and the body are separate entities or if they are one... Crista parallels that idea and wonders if love is based on something in our souls or if it's purely an experience of hormonal cocktails. While we may never really find out, one thing is for certain: love can be either a unifying or destructive force of nature. Combining the scientific and metaphysical aspects of attraction, listen on for an insightful exploration of the messiness of human connections.
P.S. Late, but worth the...2024-03-2621 minThe Good MILFEpisode 57 - The Only Source of Knowledge is ExperienceThis is a bonus episode as part of an ongoing series where I will record, archive, and track the progression of my scholarly writing during my Ph.D. program. For transparency purposes, I received an A-minus, and all evidence I used to support my thoughts are from peer-reviewed articles and scientific research.
While this specific paper is on scholarly identity development, it parallels with anyone's purpose or, better yet, helps you understand certain variables of "Your why?" and what is beneficial for you to thrive in your environment.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2024-01-2311 minThe Good MILFEpisode 56 - 2024 INs, OUTs, Predictions, & TrendsListen as Crista documents all the ins/outs, predictions, and trends for 2024 because, well, she fully predicted Kanye and Kim's marriage in 2010 just by watching that one episode of Kim and Kourtney Take New York; knew her exes (2010, 2014, 2018, 2021) were lying just by that stupid ass look they made with their faces; correctly guessed the 2021 Kentucky Derby and Super Bowl winners; and one time in Vegas, stood next to a random man at a Craps table, made friends, and dictated the correct bets to him for 17 straight rolls. In true male fashion, the Vegas random didn’t listen to her at...2024-01-0235 minThe Good MILFEpisode 55 - Dirty Talk feat. Jenn from JapanIt's part of the two-fer to celebrate the holidays!! Originally recorded: March 8, 2022 - International Women's Day!
Crista visits the magical city of Las Vegas to visit a childhood friend from Japan, Jenn. Get a sneak peek into what women talk about when no one is around as they discuss the oldest documented erotica, Jenn’s poetry as a Y chromosome connoisseur, the best communication/flirting tips for that special someone (some backed by science), and LOTS of locker-room girl talk. If you have sensitive ears, definitely do NOT press play, but if you LOVE to laugh and cringe at the same...2023-12-251h 13The Good MILFEpisode 55 - Meet Mackenzie feat. Darius the AquariusIt's part of the two-fer to celebrate the holidays!! Originally recorded: July 4, 2022.
In Las Vegas, one of Crista's favorite places is Ninja Karaoke. The main reason – they serve Japanese Plum Wine. At one of Jenn from Japan’s Ninja Karaoke performances, Crista made friends with girl dad Darius the Aquarius. This episode listens like a live stream, but that’s because that’s what it was… open your ears to unedited banter as they talk music, observations on life, Darius’ love of the multiverse, interacting with the digital world, and buying virtual real estate. Darius gives Crista a tour of his virtual prop...2023-12-252h 02The Good MILFEpisode 54 - Good MILF Hunting"Sorry, I'm late. I'm a mom and *humble brag* a PhD student." Listen as Crista gives a quick life update and even quicker synthesis on why women are better hunters, the failings of the Man the Hunter theory research (and any research completed through a patriarchal societal lens), and most importantly, why Las Vegas is one of the most incredible places on earth. And before any of you men start talking sideways about this episode... just know... Gomez Addams would never.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2023-12-1718 minThe Good MILFEpisode 53 - Shateish feat. ShateishJoin us as Crista chats with the very talented musical artist Shateish, hailing from Virginia's vibrant music scene. Her distinct tone, mesmerizing voice, and clever wordplay along with a fusion of blues, soul, and east coast hip hop sound waves, produced by Raw Koncept's NOTTZ, sets her apart from the rest of the crowd. Crista and Shateish touch on the many hats women wear, the undeniable alter ego all women have tucked away until the time is right, and her journey through music that has brought her sound to where it is today.
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Support this podcast: https...2023-06-0747 minThe Good MILFEpisode 52 - True Crime: UCMJ Article 134 feat. Ex-US Navy Seal Aaron HowardPhew it only took 420 days to upload a new episode and this week’s episode is about small-town Texas boy turned Special Warfare Operator for the US Navy Seal Team 6… but it comes to a complete stop when Aaron Howard is accused of catfishing women. After a full investigation, no evidence of photos, even not being in the country when some of the texts were sent to the victims, passing TWO polygraph tests, and a list of plausible theories on why he was targeted as a PNG (Persona Non Grata: an unacceptable or unwelcome person) Aaron was still removed from...2023-05-241h 14
Loriversum - aus dem Leben einer MILFLoriversum - TrailerEine MILF stellt sich vor
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The Good MILFEpisode 51 - Cali Sober feat. MMA Coach/Fighter Josh ThomasIf he doesn't call you back, is flaky, has bad skin, or has fucked up eye brows.... you may be dating a meth head or a catfisher. Listen as Crista and Josh discuss ethical dilemmas, when it's best to mind your own business, and good samaritan laws. Josh shares his irrational yet rational fear of medical staff checking out his package and being the victim of compromising selfies while he's knocked out under anesthesia.
Josh is also a girl dad and shares how his life completely changed when his daughter was born and how his parenting skills are...2022-03-291h 20The Good MILFEpisode 50 - Sudden Repulsion Syndrome (SRS) feat. @inShaneinmybrainPet peeves, bad habits, or Sudden Repulsion Syndrome (SRS)???? Have you ever looked at the person you were dating and felt absolutely annoyed or disgusted for what seems like no reason whatsoever??? Maybe they chew too loud, they’re always late, or maybe you started hating the way their armpits looked…..whatever the reason for the disgust there is a very scientific reason this happens in relationships. Listen as Crista and Shane-Michael share and discuss their most absurd and wildest SRS moments.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2022-03-1449 min
The Bored MILF PodcastThe Bored Milf takes on Rap!In this short but hopefully worth it. I wrote a song (rap)🎵2022-02-2208 min
The Good MILFEpisode 49 - Love ThyselfShort, sweet, and solo.
Xoxo.
AGENDA:
International QuirkyAlone Day.
Yeezy turning into Skimmyz PR plan.
Benefits of crying.
The similarities between love and addiction.
The ingredients to a scientific love potion.
Making the patriarchy work for you.
Crista's best pick up line.
Life hack to increase adrenaline *Do at your own risk.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2022-02-2142 minThe Good MILFEpisode 48 - Day 1 feat. Showcase 757 Grand Prize Winner Kashout PFKJoin Crista as she gets into mom mode with 17-year old Showcase 757 Grand Prize Winner Kashout PFK. They discuss the use of music as an outlet for a variety of emotions; when he started to take music more seriously (hint: age 8 or 9); where his inspiration comes from; how he almost got lost along the way; and he even helps Crista with a Good MILF parody rap song. Don't worry Kashout, writing credits were added. The biggest takeaway, while not even old enough to vote, Kashout has experienced life in a way no child should have to ever experience life, but...2022-02-1452 minThe Good MILFEpisode 47 - Teezy Tuesday feat. Hip Hop Artist TeezySoDopeLook out world.. TeezySoDope is taking over,.. the airwaves and your brainwaves. Teezy's formula for success: consistency, determination, networking, meditation, and dope vibes. Join Crista and Teezy as they discuss inclusivity in the music industry; the stories and inspiration behind Teezy's songs; being a cheerleader for your people and most importantly yourself; the importance of showing gratitude; talking to your past self from the future; believing and saying who you are and not dimming your own light; and her road to DopeWellness.
*Yes, Crista and Teezy really meditate in this episode... so when that time comes... Stop, close your eyes, b...2022-02-081h 05The Good MILFEpisode 46 - NFT 101 feat. Rap Wolves NFT Creator AndrejAn unregulated market, crypto, digital artists, and Paul Logan. What do all these have in common??? A $41,000,000,000.. yes BILLION dollar market made from thin air. Crista asks Rap Wolves NFT Creator, Andrej, to stop by The Good MILF kitchen to give an introductory lesson on the who, what, when, where, why, and how of the newest and most innovative media that is not necessarily “real.” Andrej shares the story behind his creation, Rap Wolves, and he may or may not tell us how you can launder money utilizing NFTs. Just kidding, you can Google that yourself… I mean if you need t...2022-02-0457 minThe Good MILFEpisode 45 - Violence & Comedy feat. The Block Kevin Bianchi Jr.Do you remember Episode 1 when Crista went on a date with a guy that lived on a bus? Yeah, that guy.. well this isn't him, but Kevin was the bartender that hosted Crista and Bus Guy's 7-hour date. Now retired from bartending and back to his passions: fighting and comedy, Crista gets down to business as they both reminisce about her hinge match from that date night. They discuss flirting as a way to get a bigger tip in the service industry, double penetration, and what it's like to date a vegan. Kevin went on dates with 4 vegans and lets us k...2022-02-0351 minThe Bored MILF PodcastBoggle my Noggin AKA Boggle my NoggleAnother great episode with Co-Host Scoobythegambler 👏. Join us as we talk about taxes after your kids are older, Covid, social media. I'm sure you'll love it! HAPPY NEW YEAR! This episode will be available on YouTube as well. The Bored Milf.2022-01-181h 05The Good MILFEpisode 44 - Green Juice & Makeup feat. CEO Christina FlachOne of the interviews in the two-fer for this week includes Celebrity Makeup Artist, Creator, and CEO of Pretty Girl Makeup Christina Flach. As Crista's daughter gets sassier and sassier she is looking for all the mom advice she can get.... Just her luck, in walks a Super Mom. Armed with advice, tips, and how-to's on life, mom duties, post-traumatic growth, raising kids that make good decisions, and her infamous green juice Crista walks away with a notepad full of resources. They share stories about their families, grief, recovery, and honoring the lives of the ones that pass on.
2022-01-1844 minThe Good MILFEpisode 43 - Comedic Therapy feat. Comedian Big VinoCrista is starting the year off with some awesome interviews. The two-fer for this week includes comedian #MrFeedYoGirl Big Vino. They discuss what type of woman has the best snacks in the pantry; Vino's first time on stage; the different types of pimpin; and various slang words for fellatio; the best way to break up with someone; and of course, dogs. As Vino explains to Crista the school of thought behind what is known as the existential crisis, Crista discovers the trigger of her own stage fright, and she finds out what some comics did during quarantine (hint: it's almost lik...2022-01-1854 minThe Good MILFEpisode 42 - New Year, Same Bitch feat. @BriBri_doyoulovemeFor the very first episode of the year, Crista made sure to find one of her amazing mom friends to be featured as a guest on the Good MILF podcast, and yes she is single! With both moms free of their kids (they are with their "other" family) they talk about dating in the 21st century; why they are choosing to friend zone their favorite men; Bri teaches Crista how to be mean to men... only the ones that deserve it of course; mom shit; more mom shit; dog mom shit.... literally; how to sneak in the *back door; and t...2022-01-121h 15The Good MILFEpisode 41 - Happy Holidays feat. TwizzA serious episode where Crista & Twizz discuss flirting, being friendly, and the phenomenon known as sexual over-perception bias. Yes, that’s a real thing and it is a major red flag!! You know when you’re just being nice to the guy hitting on you at the bar, but then he just won’t stop or go away….. Science shows some interesting findings about these subset of men. They also discuss some fascinating economic shifts in America that are being led by Generation Z and Millennials. Happy Holidays!!
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2021-12-311h 14The Good MILFEpisode 40: EQ + FE = Sexy AFKnowing how to use your feminine energy as your weapon of choice is a great resource to have in your toolbox. That goes for you to men. Feminine Energy is about intuition, nurturing, being, experiencing, receiving, and compassion. When you are thrown into an unstable survival mode (masculine energy) you can not thrive.. and when you don't thrive in your environment you don't feel sexy. So, what will it be??? Embrace our feminine energy to be in a perpetual sexy mode or be out of balance and not sexy? How do we embrace our feminine energy.. well you have to l...2021-12-2137 minThe Good MILFEpisode 39 - Jay from Hinge feat. Jay from HingeEver want to be a fly on the wall at someone else's first date? Well here's your chance. Crista convinced one of her Hinge matches to have their date on The Good MILF podcast.. interview style. Everyone meet Jay. Originally they were supposed to talk about yin & yang; oral sex; giving and receiving; fake love; and the formula for complementary opposites. However, Jay from Hinge can be kind of an asshole. Like Ye level asshole, but he's also a feminist. It's all about balance people. Listen as Crista weaves in and out of his spider web and Jay discovers that Cr...2021-12-141h 14The Good MILFEpisode 38 - Sexual Kung FuKung Fu is normally associated with martial arts, HOWEVER, Kung Fu essentially refers to any skill achieved through hard work and practice. What kind of skills are we talking about today??? Just as martial arts is a system and tradition of combat practices, self-defense, self-care, and spiritual development... we are earning our black belts in boundary setting, flirting, the power of sex, healing orgasms, clearing blocked chakras, more flirting, escape plans (if needed), more orgasms, and Crista even discusses the economic concept of Game Theory and how it applies to dating. Also, in true non-gatekeeper form, Crista shares some of he...2021-12-081h 06The Good MILFEpisode 37 - Karmic DebtSpooky Season is over?! Not if the Good MILF can help it, but first hear about the roller coaster rides of the various dates she's had over the past two weeks; where she rates her hinge dates like amazon reviews. This will be an ongoing segment as we move forward because it is just as exhilarating as it is traumatizing identifying new red flags, green flags, and modernizing dating advice based on very true first-hand experiences. Crista explains when to enact the phases of friend-zoning; what the phases of friend-zoning are; and why we don't compliment a specific type of...2021-11-1152 minThe Bored MILF PodcastStorytime! Threesome gone wrongIt's storytime with me, The Bored Milf. Listen as I go through the time I almost experienced a threesome. And due to this I will never again try this. 😸2021-10-2421 minThe Good MILFEpisode 35 - To All the Men I've GhostedWe’ve all been ghosted or have been the ghoster. Honestly, when you get ghosted you should just assume the guy died. So then he’s an actual literal ghost. To continue with spooky season we talk ghosts (dead and alive), signs and messages from the undead, relationship attachment styles (which are positively correlated to the act of ghosting someone), and more red flags. Hear about Crista’s interaction with a medium who can talk to spirits, discussion about the gender of GOD, and hear this week’s MILF 101 lesson on thermodynamics, sex, magic, and cultural zeitgeist. So, Crista also forgot t...2021-10-2146 minThe Good MILFEpisode 36 - I Put a Spell on YouSex spells, love spells, money spells, and even spells to hex the lady that keeps letting her dog shit on your lawn. A spell for anything and everything can be found on Etsy or YouTube. Just an FYI. On this episode, we hear about Crista’s personal experience with magical herbs such as psilocybin mushrooms and Vicks Vaporub. We will touch on seduction’s role in witchcraft in order to get what you want socially or politically. Oooh la la. Crista also discusses the world’s most famous seducer, Casanova, and how he had to have BDE (big dick energy); sex wo...2021-10-2138 minThe Good MILFEpisode 34 - The Devil has Arrived: Control vs Power10/10 Portal and SPOOKY Season is here!! Get ready to fly on The Good MILF’s broomstick for an insightful episode where sexual anthropology meets science, history, religion, the metaphysical, and the mystical. In this episode we discuss cults; the best way to pick an ex-husband; witches; past lives; true crime; stereotypical gender norms; Mercury retrograde; toxic energy; Crista’s manifestation for her dream man; animal hierarchies; Adam, Steve, and Lilith; sprinkle in a pinch of emotional baggage and childhood trauma; and this cauldron is bubbling and brewing to defeat the patriarchy and social norms everywhere.
Talking Points & Minute...2021-10-1159 min
The MILF & The MillennialThe MILF & The Millennial TrailerJoin Stef & Em every week for some raw & unfiltered content!2021-10-1000 min
The MILF & The Millennial#FreeBritneyB*tchStef & Em are joined by our first guest EVER- comedian, artist, Free Britney aficionado and friend, Jason Vest. The gang chats about the “Controlling Britney Spears” documentary via The Times and what Britney means to us as fans. Listen to us complain about Jamie & Jamie Lynn Spears and how the current Queen of Pop deserves justice… and Skechers. The MILF & The Millennial podcast acknowledge music “Mona Lisa” by Britney Spears is owned by Britney Spears and Jive Records. We do not own the rights to this music.2021-10-0142 minThe MILF & The MillennialMini M&M: Avril is [not] dead!For our first Mini M&M join Em in divulging into the conspiracy theory that Avril Lavigne is actually, well… dead. Stef is convinced that Avril is still Avril. Em, on the other hand… The MILF & The Millennial podcast acknowledge music “Complicated” by Avril Lavigne is owned by Avril Lavigne and Arista Records. We do not own the rights to this music.2021-10-0115 minThe Bored MILF PodcastThings that Boggle my Noggin 2Your girl The Bored Milf and Co-Host Scoobythegambler touch of topics that Boggle the Noggin. We touch on driving, social media issues and more. Hope you enjoy. FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM @theboredmilfpodcast2021-09-0859 minThe Good MILFEpisode 33 - If he has a beard he is a LIAR feat. Zeke (#1 Dog Dad)EARLY RELEASE! You’re welcome! Crista and Zeke discover what science, the CIA, and Zeke’s mom say about the best way to tell if someone is lying. They will train you on how to become human lie detectors and unmask the deception of fake bitches and fuck boys alike. Zeke is Crista's favorite dog dad and they talk about the most elaborate lie to come out of their mouths. Zeke even calls his mom to find out a few things. They also play a little game called two truths and a lie. *NOT OPTIONAL* Let’s apply our new found...2021-08-1454 minThe Good MILFEpisode 32 - Sex MagickManifesting whilst coitus and learn how you should respond to your boyfriend after he discovers that you were cheating on him with his dad. A de-escalation technique to use in any situation.... well most situations.
After you listen to the episode and you want to learn more about de-escalation just search the world wide web for EAR statements.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2021-08-1019 minThe Good MILFEpisode 31 - A Self Discovery ExperimentStream of consciousness monologue. Try to keep up.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2021-08-0237 minThe Good MILFEpisode 30 - Pride & Shame ft. ShaneCrista and Shane discuss their own experiences with toxic Asian parenting styles, family dynamics, and reflect on the effects. Crista comes to the conclusion that no parent really knows what they are doing and we're all just trying to thrive, survive, and keep the kid(s) alive. Shane shares a brief history lesson of how Pride was birthed (spoiler alert: it started with a riot), and he shares the story of his very first Pride!
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2021-06-281h 11The Bored MILF PodcastThings that Boggle my Noggin. Aka grind my gears.On this segment Scoobythegambler co-hosts with me again, talking about this that pretty much pissed me off about , people, life etc. Have a laugh with his antics and get to know another side of me your girl The Bored Milf 😃2021-06-2444 minMilf On A MicMOAM Presents: Monique MilanMilf On A Mic's very first guest, Monique Milan here to tell us all about her life, marriage and pregnancy! 2021-06-1954 minThe Good MILFEpisode 29: Hot MILF SummerCrista's ready for her hot MILF summer. She dives deep into her psyche on this solo episode and covers recent events in her personal life, reflects on the Instagram dm-er that tells her she thinks she is a "sexually liberated heroine" (not his words exactly.. but you know), receiving someone else's personalized photo collage blanket as a gift, a reiteration of 'if he wanted to he would,' a discussion on the primary emotional needs of humans, what science says about first impression gazes of the opposite sex, late-stage capitalism, wise words from Grandma, and a light-hearted shorty story about a...2021-06-1429 minThe Good MILFEpisode 28 - Keanu Cool ft. Jack MoodyTo close out and celebrate Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month and Jewish American Heritage Month, Crista is joined by her Jewish friend Jack Moody for the longest Good MILF episode EVERRR.
Jack Moody hails from The Big Apple and is the voice behind the podcast The Neighbors Upstairs. Jack also moonlights as a stand-up comedian, but we’ll never know where he’s at because Jack Moody is a fake name, and no one knows what he looks like.. very Banksy of him.
They discuss the Israel – Philippines Open Door Policy that dates back to the 1930s, Jack’s first jo...2021-05-312h 16The Good MILFEpisode 27 - Dad Life ft. Carlos Spicy WeinerEveryone's favorite dad is back!! Carlos Spicy Weiner, who was originally the anonymous male perspective from Episode 6, in this episode, he shares his thoughts about being a second-time Dad with a baby born during the COVID-19 Pandemic; tells us about the trials and tribulations when it came to fulfilling his wife's pregnancy cravings at a time when most grocery stores were out of stock of every fucking thing; storytime about his mom and Mother's Day; and specifically how he failed to mention that he ever got married. Carlos also enlightens us with his secret to a long, lasting, happy...2021-05-171h 32The Good MILFEpisode 26 - Long Distance LoveCrista dives deep into a listener's question about long-distance love. She also introduces some tools from her metaphorical relationship advice toolbox. All tools referenced in this episode are from books that are banned from several prisons due to their ability to persuade and/or manipulate depending on context. Remember: play dumb, feed their ego, and create the illusion of control.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2021-05-1124 minThe Good MILFEpisode 25 - Remember When ft. Jenn from JapanThe good old days... you know what I'm talking about.. You're in your early 20's not a care in the world except what clubs you were going to go to over the weekend. In this episode, Jenn and Crista reminisce about living in Japan and all the shit they used to get into while trying to have fun and fall in love. Hear about how Crista used to pick up guys in bars and her infatuation with Cinderella, why they had to pretend to be some guy's relatives when his girlfriend showed up at his house, how a Grammy-nominated hi...2021-05-031h 25The Good MILFEpisode 24 - Hold On To Your DicksSada Abe was forced to work at a brothel at the age of 17. Spending her next years in and out of prostitution, she met the love of her life, Kichizo Ishida. However, he was married and a womanizer. Listen to Crista's first true crime episode on one of the most famous murders in Japanese history.
The Psychological Diagnosis of Abe Sada (1937) - "Abe is an example of the dangers of unbridled female sexuality and is a threat to the patriarchal system."
Ango Sakaguchi (1946) - "Sada Abe is a tender, warm figure of salvation for future gene...2021-04-2627 minThe Good MILFEpisode 23 - Three Half Chubs (Part 2)More of the shit show that was Episode 22. Crista is still trying to get the guys of Pink Eye Productions to make sense and stop being stereotypical privileged cis white males as they discuss the book The Game by Neil Strauss and other dating tactics. What’s up with white boys always wanting to play Devil’s Advocate?
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2021-04-1956 minThe Good MILFEpisode 22 - Three Half Chubs (Part 1)Warning: There is a lot of shit-talking in this episode as Crista is joined by Pink Eye Productions. Pink Eye Productions = JT from The Takedown Podcast + Jake Moody from The Neighbors Upstairs + Eric from Another Booty Lickin Track. This league of extraordinary gentlemen help Crista dissect the book The Game, by Neil Strauss. The New York Times Best Seller shares advice on how to “seduce” and “pick up” women. Think the Oprah Book Club meets the Howard Stern Show. It’s so good it’s a 2-parter.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2021-04-0555 minThe Good MILFEpisode 21 - Third Culture Kids ft. Shane-MichaelEveryone's favorite guest is back on and Crista saved some listener questions and stories just for him! They also dive deep into the exponential increase in anti-Asian hate crimes since the COVID-19 pandemic, being third culture kids (an individual who grows up in a culture different from the one in which their parent(s) grew up), Crista talks about her experiences with dating apps and the fetishization of Asian women, Shane talks about his experiences as an Asian man on dating apps, and they both discuss various culture shocks they experienced when moving back to America from Japan.
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Support th...2021-03-291h 09The Good MILFEpisode 20 - Quantum Leap ft. Shanoon from The Wolf Portal PodcastThis week Crista is joined by the Psychedelic Princess herself, Shanoon Occean. Shanoon is the creator and host of The Wolf Portal Podcast. Crista wanted to get in touch with her metaphysical side, so she asked Shanoon to zoom in and discuss spirituality, dreams, parallel universes, meditation, ethereal philosophies, and psychedelics. Buckle up and enjoy the trip. Pun intended.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2021-03-221h 13The Good MILFEpisode 19 - Badass WomenIn honor of Women's History Month - Join Crista as she travels the globe in 30 minutes in search of badass and not very well-known women from history. Meet Tomoe Gozen, Lozen, Nieves Fernandez, Dahomey Amazons, and Grace Sherwood.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2021-03-1532 minThe Good MILFEpisode 18 - Crista's 1st Threesome (Part 2)In the continuation of Episode 17, Mario and Luigi give us an inside look at their viewpoints around dating. We also discuss why they don't have social media, the Armie Hammer cannibalism headline, checklists when meeting an ideal partner, Mario outs Luigi as the King of two-month relationships, reasons why WE ALL ghost matches, red flags, mean girls, top tier traits guys vibe with when it comes to the opposite sex, generalized social pressures for women, personality traits vs. physical traits, and they confirm Crista's theory about navigating how to decide whether or not you should have sex on the first d...2021-03-081h 15The Good MILFEpisode 17 - Crista's 1st Threesome (Part 1)Get your mind out of the gutters, you degenerates. It's Crista's first podcast threesome with two dudes. Meet Mario & Luigi. Both will remain anonymous for various reasons, but here's a fun fact. Luigi is also known as Experiment 210. Experiment 210 was this hot guy (think Matthew McConaughey meets Luke Skywalker) Crista matched with TWO years ago, they went on a few dates, but nothing ever happened. Crista and Luigi analyze their dates, interactions, text messages, and discuss their perspectives on why an intimate relationship never evolved. Also, Mario tells us about his current relationship with Princess Peach and how they evolved...2021-03-0156 minThe Good MILFEpisode 16 - Pelotons & Potty Training ft. Angelique ClarkCrista has been trying to figure out if she’s a shitty mom, so she discusses with Angelique Clark, Fitness Youtuber, to talk about cussing in front of your kids, working out, potty training, the annoying kids shows were forced to watch, how to hide veggies in kid food, bribing your kids with sweets, some memories from high school, making your kids exercise, more mom shit, and of course the most effective and efficient workouts that are perfect for busy moms... and other busy people too. But you know statistically working moms are busier than the average person, but don’t ta...2021-02-221h 48The Good MILFEpisode 15 - Pull Up ft. Ghetto GhostGhetto Ghost is a hip-hop artist who was shot 7 times at point-blank with a .45, had to go through 15 surgeries that included facial bone reconstruction, plastic surgery, and metal plate placements in his skull and face. Even after all that, he is still making music and doing whatever the fuck he wants to do. Hear him talk about his first exposure to hip hop, being a CRIP, his new investment venture into health and wellness, his thoughts on Peaky Blinders, and you'll get to listen to his unreleased single Mood Ring exclusively on The Good MILF Podcast. Also, Crista asks to be...2021-02-191h 08The Good MILFEpisode 14 - The British are Coming ft. El Tornado Tyler GoodjohnAfter being banned from gloved boxing, El Tornado Tyler Goodjohn entered the bare-knuckle ring and is UNDEFEATED.. also, he is the World Champion... WORLD as in the planet Earth. Listen to him talk about corruption in the fight game, what's next for him in his bare-knuckle career, the weirdest request from his Only Fans account (Yes, he bares all and puts in work... well so we’ve heard....), his go-to Starbucks order, his views on mental health, who he thinks would win in a fight Jon Snow or Thomas Shelby, and much much more. Also, Crista is totally fangirling throughout this...2021-02-191h 02The Good MILFEpisode 13 - Meet The Proctors - A Perfect Love StoryEarly release because this episode gave me all the feels when I was finalizing the edits.
Meet Ashley and Cameron as they tell us how their love story evolved after Cameron spent almost 11 years in Federal Prison for dry conspiracy charges. Definition of dry conspiracy: a formal or written statement from an individual or group of individuals rather than physical evidence. Cameron came out of prison broke, caught the real estate boom, invested in himself, and is now living happily ever after with his dream woman and partner. Listen as they share their perspectives on when and how they met, thei...2021-02-141h 17The Good MILFEpisode 12 - Be Mine and I'll Whip You From BehindTrigger warning: This episode contains discussion around BDSM, fetish porn, sexual acts, consent, and other topics surrounding sex.
Crista’s first monologue. She goes over the BDSM-centered historical origins of Valentine’s Day, discusses expectations and boundaries, and talks about why she would be the perfect dominatrix. The episode is short and sweet, but jam-packed. Get ready for today’s lesson.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2021-02-0826 minThe Good MILFEpisode 11 - Red Flags, Toxic Relationships, & Gaslighting (Part 2) w/ Shane-MichaelListen to Part 2 as Shane and Crista discuss what they had to do to break the toxic cycle of learned behavior, their real life recovery process from those relationships, how they self-care, how they gratitude, and then hear about Shane's epic first time at Pride in Virginia Beach!!
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2021-02-0154 minThe Good MILFEpisode 10 - Red Flags, Toxic Relationships, & Gaslighting (Part 1) w/ Shane-MichaelIt doesn't matter if you are male, female, or non-binary; we've all been the stupid fucking bitch. You know what I'm talking about... we see the red flags waving in our faces, but we skip on by like we're headed to the next roller coaster ride. Figuratively AND literally. The constant ups and downs are not cool, and we share our experiences and bring in examples of red flags and gaslighting to help the stupid fucking bitch in all of us.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2021-01-2556 minThe Good MILFEpisode 9 - The Good DILF featuring pro-endurance athlete Jason WoodJason Wood is a girl dad, U.S. Army combat veteran, former collegiate athlete, Beast (his daughter and he dressed as Beauty and the Beast for a Father-Daughter Dance *swoon), smart, professional endurance athlete, and hopeful #1 draft pick for a tinder match's gang bang. He sits down with The Good MILFs and tells us his journey from couch potato to a world record attempt on Mt. Kilimanjaro.... and yes, he's single.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2021-01-181h 13The Good MILFEpisode 8 - 30 Days In w/ guest co-host JennFromJapanRemember in Episode 2, Crista talked about her best friend, the drug trafficker... haha..the one that got arrested with 29 lbs of pot, you know, the one that went to jail in Chicago. Well, Jenn zoomed in and had some things to say.....
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2021-01-111h 30The Good MILFEpisode 7-2021 Here We ComeHAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Crista and Theana talk about their Christmas trip back to SoFlo and what they have planned for the new year. Time to get a little serious as they tell us about their relationship attachment styles, their upbringing, the kind of parents they are, and how the military has shaped who they are as adults. Don't worry in true Good MILF fashion they will make you laugh and teach you a few things. Enjoy and don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review.
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Support this podcas...2021-01-041h 21The Good MILFEpisode 6 - The 9% featuring Brooklyn and Carlos Spicy WeinerIn this week's episode, Crista and Theana are joined by Carlos Spicy Weiner. There's a statistic somewhere that states that about 9% of Americans have been to a sex party, i.e. a group gathering at which sexual activity takes place. *Not necessarily an orgy, but orgies may happen. The MILFs and everyone's favorite dad talk to Brooklynn about her experiences in this taboo and secretive group.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-good-milf/support2020-12-281h 05The Good MILFEpisode 5 - Girl Interrupter w/ Shayna Amster & the Good MILFs take Key WestWhat happens when an Asian overachiever, a Cubana mami, and a Jewish princess enter the chat?? Listen to a small part of our collab with one of our favorite podcasts, Girl Interrupter, hosted by Shayna Amster. Also, the Good MILFs have to take an emergency trip to Key West. Hear Crista talk shit about South Floridian drivers, Theana defend her "defensive" driving skills, and the MILF's innate ability for match-making.
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