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PolyAmateur HourI Would Hurt You but I'm SleepyYou don't have to be polyamorous to listen to our podcast. You DO have to be a great big weirdo. On this episode: The 'cule rounds up a glut of poly news for "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy," including but not limited to the first use of the word "polycule" in Star Trek. Don't worry, they used it incorrectly. Then it's a good ol' fashioned "Ask the Amateurs" about everyone's favorite habit-forming bio-drug, New Relationship Energy. Finally, it's a Very Special Edition of "DM Sliders," featuring the return of Stubert-generated hockey smut. (We actually invented hockey smut WITH...
2026-02-1757 minPolyAmateur HourI Definitely Don't Have a Secret Burner Phone — With Ashley RayBut have you tried a polyamory podcast... on weeed? On this episode: The Most Famous Black Bisexual Comedian (*Probably on the West Coast) Ashley Ray joins us for "Monogamy, RUOK?" and devises a cheat code against a pastor's anti-cheating protocol. She sticks around to ask "Is This Poly?!" of the Futurama episode "The Beast With a Billion Backs." THE FUTURE IS POLY! But first! The 'cule offers a vicious amen to Nichole's "Bone to Pick" about a boy's bad picker and performative anguish. Oh, the humanity!
2026-02-1059 minPolyAmateur HourHot Girl Haunted Mansion SummerIt's a polyamory podcast about as much as the United States is a democracy. On this episode: The 'cule pioneers a new segment for all of their opinions that no one has solicited: "That Was Not a Question." They serve up a "DM Sliders" for their inbox's X files and end up lost in the wilderness of ANOTHER new segment: "Between Two Pervs." They just can't stop innovating! Note: There are so many songs in this one. So. Many. Songs.
2026-02-0359 minPolyAmateur HourHis and Hers Cuck ChairsAny cool points they get from being polyamorous are squandered by their having a podcast about it. On this episode: Daniel and Laurel roll out a new segment called "Sex Bits." Though come on — they've been doing this one for ages. Nichole shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about a visit to the Cancer Mall for a diagnosis of *shrugs* and is rewarded with the lollypop of a mono-poly "Ask the Amateurs." Everybody gangs up for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," setting their sights on a dating profile that's sending mixed messages — all of which are racist. And finally, there's a "Poly...
2026-01-2759 minPolyAmateur HourDick Touch Time Travel — With RossyIt's the polyamory-podcast chicken that hatched from the egg which she herself laid. Then we deep fry that chicken in a light batter. We call it a tempura paradox. Ahem. On this episode: Star of gay Scottish castle porn Rossy drops in to DIY a new segment called "Come on Our Show." The pod returns the favor, subjecting him to another inaugural segment: "Star Trek: Booty Roster." It's just what it sounds like. Finally they wrap things up with a good ol' fashioned "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," in which the swinger wives must meet on a bridge at dawn. Wait...
2026-01-2059 minPolyAmateur HourTabletop Games Are No Longer a Hard LimitIt's a polyamory schmear on a podcast bagel, with lox and capers. On this episode: the Monogamy Subreddit freaks out about celebrity crushes, and the 'cule crushes even harder, on "Monogamy RUOK." A Stubert asks why poly folks need so many labels, provoking Daniel to misquote Tolstoy (again!) on "Ask the Amateurs." And stop the presses! A piece of Dr. Phil smut has hit the inbox in time for an emergency session of "DM Sliders." But first! Witness the savagery of the Threagle when Wimpy Cancer threatens one of their own. NOT IN OUR NEST!
2026-01-1359 minPolyAmateur HourTennis Is Cheating — With Leanne Yau a.k.a. Poly PhiliaWhat's better than a polyamory podcast? 69 installments of a polyamory podcast. On this very oral episode: Leanne Yau of @polyphiliablog crosses the pond for a "Practical Poly" about therapy, degradation kink, and the Zendayagram between. She sticks around for "Is This Poly?!" serving hot takes on Lily Allen's new diss ALBUM about "Stranger Things" star David Harbour. But first! The 'cule investigates the scandal of threagle erasure among the pigeon people on the long-awaited second edition of "Animal Magnetism."
2026-01-0659 minPolyAmateur HourHouston Booty Buffet — With Estevan the GodIt's the polyamory podcast with hot singles. In the musical sense. On this episode: Houston's best and gayest rapper, Estevan the God, drops in to talk classic H-Town hip hop in a chopped and screwed edition of "Is This Poly?!" He sticks around to establish an all-new segment (based on ancient wisdom!) with "Ass-trological Whore-oscope." You're welcome.
2025-12-3059 minPolyAmateur HourThe Temu Bette Midler — With Poly!It's not the polyamory podcast you ordered — but it's the polyamory podcast you deserve. On this episode: Adult content creator and sex worker Poly! offers to do us, and our taxes, in an all-nude edition of "Practical Poly." (How would you know? It's audio!) But first! The 'cule responds to the news — and the diss track — from the Vatican in a very Pope-y edition of "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." Oh, and there's a "Poly Pyramid Scheme" about adding your dating-profile uniqueness to our own. Because we're thirsty like that.
2025-12-2359 minPolyAmateur HourRelationship Oligarchy — With Mack LeeIt's the only polyamory podcast that will confront the truth of Teddy Ruxpin's problematic turn to the right. On this episode: Comedian and rival variety show host Mack Lee drops in for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" featuring your surrogate swinger grandparents. But first! The 'cule try to get their needs met in a "Poly Pyramid Scheme." And before THAT?? They drop an accidental-on-purpose "Shit Daniel Does." For dessert, we get an "Ask the Amateurs" all about your hosts' exes. Ewwwww.
2025-12-1659 minPolyAmateur HourIn This House... Every Wall Is a Glory Wall — With Remodeled LoveIf you're close enough to be reading this, you're polyamorous — and you're on our podcast. On this episode: Jessica Daylover of Remodeled Love drops in for a "Practical Poly" that puts the Ohhhh in the Big Four Oh. She goes for another round, so to speak, in a synth-rich, 80s themed "Is This Poly?!" Witness our hairspray, smoke machines, and lasers! But first! Feast upon our amuse bouche of "DM Sliders," which is an actual tear jerker. And that's not even a dirty joke.
2025-12-0959 minPolyAmateur HourThose Unnerving Moon-Faced People — With Alex AlbertoThat unnerving moon-faced polyamory podcast that you never knew you needed — and that you probably didn't. On this episode: Author Alex Alberto returns for a extra-literary "Is This Poly?!" — with Sally Rooney's Intermezzo in for questioning. But first! Nichole shares a "Poly Mindf**k" with the whole polycule as the recipient. A lot a songs in this one. Bring your dancin' shoes.
2025-12-0259 minPolyAmateur HourGet in the Boat, Loser, I'm Jennifer Coolidge! — With Joe John Sanchez IIIThe #1 polyamory podcast (by a metrics of puns per minute, inscrutable references, and loud pants). On this episode: Occasionally all-nude comic Joe John Sanchez III returns for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that takes place mainly on a murder boat. But first! The 'cule extends an "Invitation to Love" to a couple for the very first time, asking, "Is there such thing as ethical consumption under, uhh, Unicornism?"
2025-11-2559 minPolyAmateur HourSexy Vulcan JesusOMG, everyone is polyamorous and everybody has a podcast. Sorry. On this episode: Our inaugural "Beef Up the Beef" segment produces a banger (and mash). Whatcha think about that, huh, Multiamory? Nichole puts the "poly" in "polycystic" on a special ER-themed "Crazy Sexy Poly." And the 'cule asks for MORE JAZZ in the dating profile on "Invitation to Love." You know what that means! BASS SOLO!!!!!!
2025-11-1859 minPolyAmateur HourLet Us Eat Your Éclair Filling — With Joe John Sanchez IIIIt's a turd! It's a brain! It's a polyamory podcast! Sort of! On this episode: Comedian Joe John Sanchez III — one of the few superior sequels — drops in to ask and answer, "Monogamy RUOK?" But first, the 'cule acts all smart and sh*t after a night at the theater, discussing Noël Coward's "Design for Living" for "Is This Poly?!" And that's it. No third segment. But don't worry, there are two unhinged songs, and all the usual electrolytes that plants crave.
2025-11-1158 minPolyAmateur HourThe Art of Sensual Sock SharingYou can learn a lot from polyamory podcasts. And you can forget it all, with ours. On this episode: Nichole and Laurel finally make it official: The "Shit Daniel Does" segment, that is. The 'cule risks litigation, and nausea, by suggesting that Dr. Phil lives a secret swinger life on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." Finally, a Stubert provides real, sweat-soaked, barn-set hockey smut on "DM Sliders." These shin-pads were made for KNEELING.
2025-11-0458 minPolyAmateur HourLet's Pick a Fight With Multiamory! — With Mx. Dahlia BelleIt's the polyamory podcast that doesn't know what's good for it. On this episode: the incredible Mx. Dahlia Belle returns to the pod to peak the microphones with pure chaos — first on "Ask the Amateurs," and then on a the inaugural edition of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scattershot." But first! Faced with continued silence to the north, the 'cule sends a "Reed Alert" across the pond — but not before insulting every available English-speaking nation. Even better? They open up the mail bag for the first time ever to let all the ghosts out on the first-ever installment of "DM Sliders." Oh...
2025-10-2859 minPolyAmateur HourKeep My Dog's Name Out of Your Whore MouthPsst. Looking for a polyamory podcast? Meet us in the alley. On this episode: Laurel starts off with a "Bone to Pick" and it NEVER ENDS. Seriously, this is just us talking mad sh*t for an hour, with some really fun songs. There's two, count 'em TWO, "Poly Mindf*cks," as well. But it's all part and parcel of the great big Bone to End All Bones. Open wide!
2025-10-2159 minPolyAmateur HourLube Fairy for President — With Brett ChamberlinPolyamory podcasts come and go — but this one does only the former. On this episode: Brett Chamberlin, founder of OPEN (Organization for Polyamory and Ethical Non-monogamy), agrees to guest on the pod, despite our strongly worded warnings of chaos muppetry. You might think it's the most practical "Practical Poly" of all time — until we start talking about the Orgy Dome. But first! Sober Nichole does her best Drunk Nichole for the edition of "Monogamy RUOK" that needs you to take its keys. A Stubert asks about enmeshment on "Ask the Amateurs," and the 'cule repeats the word until it beco...
2025-10-1458 minPolyAmateur HourBald Eagle, but With Karen Hair — With Michelle HyThe polyamory podcast that will totally accept your parasocial codependency. On this episode: PolyAmateur Hour legend Michelle Hy — a.k.a. @polyamorouswhileasian — returns to kick off our new segment, "Animal Magnetism," and to cry about bird throuples. She sticks around — go figure! — for a round of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" about a couple who would like to enjoy you, and pour into you, and to throw boats at you with their cannon arms. (You had to be there.) But first! The 'cule shares the first-ever audience-provided "Bone to Pick," and it's a nice thick Femur of Anger.
2025-10-0759 minPolyAmateur HourSluts in Space — With John BillingsleyIt's the polyamory podcast that is now canonical Star Trek. On this episode: John effing Billingsley crashes/brings the party. Mr. Billingsley played Trek's only poly character, Dr. Phlox, on "Star Trek: Enterprise." He talks about that experience, and a million others, for "Practical Poly" — because he's PRACTICALLY poly? AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH, the 'cule then explores the world of hockey smut (???) on "Monogamy RUOK?" Please help us with this one, Canada.
2025-09-3059 minPolyAmateur HourBat Boy Sighted in Portland Polycule!It's the polyamory podcast with the Poly Green Giant mascot. On this episode: A double-header "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" starts a poly-news cage match between the Guardian and the New York Post. Everyone loses. The 'cule gives a twenty-one nut salute in our first-ever Stubert-aroused edition of "Spit Toasting." And a Nichole's friend puts Daniel and Laurel on the wedding waitlist on "Crazy Sexy Poly." Bonus: a basic bitch of a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," and double-sided hit single with "Calendar in My Mind" and "Labor Dog."
2025-09-2358 minPolyAmateur HourMonogamy? In This Apocalypse?!Stay polyamorous, podcasts. One this episode: The 'cule confronts a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that winks with both eyes. A Stubert has a couple goofy questions for a couple goofuses on "Asks the Amateurs." And Laurel has a "Bone to Pick" with boys who wear therapy like a merit badge.
2025-09-1657 minPolyAmateur HourNaked Moonwalking This WayIt's the polyamory podcast that's actually about musical theater or Star Trek or... we don't even know any more. On this episode: Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about breaking up with a little help from your friends. Nichole shares an "Ask the Amateurs" about kitchen table poly — but sings an operetta for the cause of Communist Party poly. Daniel brings the vinyl for a '60s themed "Is This Poly?!" Then everyone goes to sleep early.
2025-09-0959 minPolyAmateur HourMy Penis Name Is Stallion — With Annie UndoneThis is not the poly podcast we wanted, but it's the poly podcast we deserve. On this episode: The 'cule opens a cultural coffin called Reddit for a self-answering edition of "Monogamy, RUOK?" The undeniable Annie Undone returns to the pod, demanding fealty to her mental calendar on "Ask the Amateurs." She sticks around, shockingly, for a extra-methy edition "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that has never washed those jeans.
2025-09-0259 minPolyAmateur HourBe Goo, Do Crime: a Las Vegas Special — With Wynde PriddyIt's our 50th episode! It's our first ep recorded on location at Star Trek Las Vegas! It's the return of the great Wynde Priddy of The Greatest Generation! It has more music than we should have responsibly tried to make in one week! And it's a PODCAST about POLYAMORY — so that's two reasons why we're not wearing pants. On this episode: The 'cule tells the story of Dean, the Boomer Uberist who knows how to fix the houselessness crisis — and everything else — on "Crazy Sexy Poly." Special Guest Wynde Priddy goes gooey for Odo on a Deep Space 9 edition of "Is...
2025-08-2659 minPolyAmateur HourKitchen Floor Poly — With Alex AlbertoIt's a polyamory podcast in the same way that Galaxy Quest is a Star Trek movie. On this episode: Laurel has a "Bone to Pick" with perimenopause, a.k.a. Perry Menopause — everyone's least favorite drag king. Alex Alberto, author of "Entwined," shows up to rep the French-Canadian polyamorous accent on "Practical Poly." And the 'cule discusses the drawbacks of hookup middle-management on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."
2025-08-1959 minPolyAmateur HourThe Turkeys ARE What They SeemIt's the polyamory podcast that can't remember your name, even though you said it two minutes ago. On this episode: The 'cule discusses polygamous soft drinks and Ne-Yo's relationship pyramid on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." A Stubert has a question for which all the answers are "therapy" on "Ask the Amateurs." And the Mayor of Polytown from Oregon's farmy side discusses the vital role of the Village Slut on "My Own Poly Idaho." Bonus: Daniel butchers the Finnish language on the latest "Reed Alert!"
2025-08-1259 minPolyAmateur HourTie-Me-Up Tuesday — With Poly Poly Oxen FreeIt's the polyamory podcast that wears a funny hat. On this episode: The 'cule goes goes down the dark rabbit hole of American reality TV for "Monogamy, RUOK?" Rose Oser of the live poly dating game show "Poly Poly Oxen Free" reps the impractical side of "Practical Poly." The whole gang extends an "Invitation to Love" to an old-school Stubert. And this invitation reads... "SHOW. US. YOUR. GOOF."
2025-08-0559 minPolyAmateur HourBring Me My Breakup Candy! — With Annie UndoneIt's the polyamory podcast that's weird at parties. On this episode: When Nichole has a "Bone to Pick," Daniel and Laurel chant, "Pick it harder!" The great Annie Undone is back for a special HPV-normalizing edition of "Ask the Amateurs." The 'cule gets the klezmer shimmies for a couple of '90s jams on "Is This Poly?!"
2025-07-2959 minPolyAmateur HourLife Begins at Booty Hole — With Mx. Dahlia BelleIt's the polyamory podcast that's too 'cule for school. On this episode: Comedian Mx. Dahlia Belle (featured in Hannah Gadsby's "Gender Agenda" on Netflix) joins the PolyAmateurs for the final boss of "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," to talk bidets, and to finally deliver on our promise of being "the funny poly podcast." But first, Nichole helps Daniel and Laurel get illegally engaged — while keeping their poly street cred! — on "Crazy Sexy Poly." They even slip in a quick "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy," while they're at it. They can't help but slip it in. Heh heh heh.
2025-07-2259 minPolyAmateur HourWearing Crocs... and Nothing Else — With Courtney BrameIt's THAT polyamory podcast. On this episode: The 'cule assesses an open marriage/multi-level marketing scheme on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." Courtney Brame stops by to actually do some good around here on "Practical Poly." A Stubert wants to know what to do about a two-year work crush on "Ask the Amateurs." And we close it out with a "Reed Alert" announcement of our slutty residency at Star Trek Las Vegas.
2025-07-1559 minPolyAmateur HourEveryone's a Little Pedro-SexualNot your mom's polyamory podcast. But...maybe also your mom's polyamory podcast. On this episode: The 'cule shares an oldie-but-scary in a "Story About Our Dogs" / "Crazy Sexy Poly" mashup. A Stubert needs come-down advice for a psychedelic NRE trip on "Ask the Amateurs." And an imaginary partner proves to be wonderfully real on a special pan-Europe edition of "My Own Poly Idaho." BONUS: A sexually charged Reddit roundup on "Poly Pyramid Scheme."
2025-07-0859 minPolyAmateur HourCodependent Cat in the HatThe polyamory podcast that needs a freakin' nap. On this episode: The 'cule will not bang them in a house, and will not bang them in a blouse on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." A Stubert asks how to disclose their sluttery when flirting in the wild on "Ask the Amateurs." A barber tells an epic not-really-poly poly story to a captive Daniel on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy."
2025-07-0159 minPolyAmateur HourWe Won This Spatula at the Puppet SlamIt's the polyamory podcast that thinks it could really do standup, but should probably keep its day job. On this episode: A Stubert from New York accepts the Amateurs "Invitation to Love," and receives a dating profile makeover he cannot return for credit. A Stubert from Down Under spends more type with her meta than her amour and needs the 'cule to tell her "Don't worry about it," on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel brings in a jealous-of-ghost story for a Spooky Crisp edition of "Monogamy, R U OK?"
2025-06-2459 minPolyAmateur HourWeird Little Gay Sex Demon — With Annie UndoneThe weird little polyamory podcast that plants crave. This is THAT episode: Annie Undone out-chaos-muppets the chaos muppets as a specially deputized Van Helsing on an EPIC "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." Then the 'cule does a quick "Reed Alert," and we're out. But you won't go away hungry. Slurp.
2025-06-1759 minPolyAmateur HourDick: Fact or Fiction?It's a polyamory podcast AND a dessert topping. On this episode: Zoey reveals her toxic-monogamy colors on the inaugural installment of "A Story About Our Dogs." Nichole questions the very existence of dick on "Bone to Pick." Laurel shares a wholesome/unwholesome three-bears story on "Poly In Public: Invasion of Privivacy." The polycule gets railed by a extra-long question on "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel brings a loud-hat cult to the courtroom for "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."
2025-06-1059 minPolyAmateur HourI Should Have Been a Shrimp Dentist — With Shrimp Teeth / Sam CatIt's the only polyamory comedy podcast you have to choose from. On this episode: The fantastic Sam Cat, creator of Shrimp Teeth, joins the 'cule for a session of "Practical Poly." She actually sticks around for "Ask the Amateurs," where a Stubert asks about our poly "aha moments." And she STILL hasn't bailed for "Is This Poly?!" despite our subjecting her to the seizure-inducing anime "100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really Love You."
2025-06-0359 minPolyAmateur HourI Trust You Because You're Chained to the RadiatorIt's the poly podcast that identifies as a luck dragon. On this episode: Nichole CANNOT EVEN on the inaugural installment of "Monogamy, RUOK?" Daniel whistles nonchalantly at a codependency question on "Ask the Amateurs." And Laurel accepts Prince as her Poly Higher Power on "Is This Poly?!"
2025-05-2755 minPolyAmateur Hour4000 Men CAN Be WrongThe sluttiest of all possible polyamory podcasts. On this episode: The 'cule enters the news biz with the inaugural installment of "Poly In Public: Invasion of Privivacy." They conjecture about the possible existence of the Ghost Wife on "Ask the Amateurs." And on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," they take a long hard look at what it will take to break the cycle of lingerie-fueled madness.
2025-05-2057 minPolyAmateur HourAstral RejectionThe polyamory podcast that's not your freaking therapist. Nichole shares a "Bone to Pick" about a Steely Dansplainer who has somehow reached 40 without understanding HSV. Laurel brings a question from a newbie Stubie to "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel goes full-on red-string theory on the B-52's "Love Shack," bayyyyyy-beeeeeeee. Love Shack, baby.
2025-05-1359 minPolyAmateur HourErotic Fran-FicIt's a polyamory podcast, but no, we don't play Dungeons & Dragons. The 'cule brings their love for Fran Drescher to work in a Very Special Edition of "Reed Alert." A normie Stubert asks how to show up for Poly Pride on "Ask the Amateurs." It's impossible to tell the difference between the ostensibly hot wife and her cloned unicorn-in-residence on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."
2025-05-0655 minPolyAmateur HourStop Gasleaking Me!It's the Citizen Kane of comedy polyamory podcasts. Laurel goes for the femur on a ex-boyfriend edition of "Bone to Pick." Nichole denies all knowledge of the question on a group-sex-themed "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel reveals his fascination for peak '80s Jewish masculinity (i.e. Leonard Cohen) on "Is This Poly?!"
2025-04-2958 minPolyAmateur HourWe Can Out-F**k "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me" — With Michelle HyMichelle Hy, a.k.a. @PolyamorousWhileAsian, joins the PolyAmateurs to dish hawt takes and advocate for pervert representation on "Practical Poly." She's able to tolerate the 'cule long enough to stick around for an "Is This Poly?!" that looks at "Past Lives." Daniel asks a lot of the Stuberts on "Poly Pyramid Scheme" — but it's OK because apparently they are the most virile audience around! Nichole shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" Story that ends in tears of joy. Laurel provides inspiration for the surprise Song of the Summer: "Guacamole, Haircuts, Housing."
2025-04-2259 minPolyAmateur HourSex Cult Marketing 101Nichole resentfully examines a life of doing coke, banging dudes, and writing musicals on a "Maestro" edition of "Is This Poly?!" Laurel refuses a capitalist reading of "Mono-poly" relationships on "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel brings a sex cult as an offering on the alter of "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."
2025-04-1559 minPolyAmateur HourStar Trek: Thirst Contact — With Wynde PriddyOMG! OMG! Wynde Priddy, producer of The Greatest Generation, joins the PolyAmateurs for a Very Special Episode, including Star-Trek-Themed editions of "Is This Poly?!" and "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." There's no third segment. Don't get greedy. There is, however, an after-credits sequence. You're welcome.
2025-04-0858 minPolyAmateur HourWaiting for G'dayWhat happens when our Aussie guest for Act One doesn't show until Act Three? Daniel improvises a audio-only ventriloquism act on "Daniel and Peter." All of Nichole's boat-themed dreams come true on a Melbourne edition of "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." And when Melbourne Man arrives? It's a very special "My Own Poly Idaho," conducted via time-displaced wormhole.
2025-04-0159 minPolyAmateur HourRedheads Are His Tarantino FeetHow has Nichole's dating life been going? Not great, Bob! It's another installment of "Invitation to Love." A Stubert wants to know how to keep it slutty on "Ask the Amateurs" and the 'cule answers in song — among other things. The pod takes a turn for the trashy on a special Indie Sleaze edition of "Is This Poly?!"
2025-03-2557 minPolyAmateur HourLet Your Guy Fieri Flag FlyL.A. Polyamory joins the Amateurs for the inaugural installment of "Practical Poly." A Stubert asks how to keep the marriage mellow with a newly serious partner on "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel commits to the bit at the STI clinic on "Bone to Pick."
2025-03-1858 minPolyAmateur HourFaking Your Death: A Twelve-Step ProgramNichole outlines the plot of a plotless teenage-apocalypse movie on "Is This Poly?!" Daniel has conflict with everyone on a conflict-themed "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel looks forward to a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about food poisoning — but ends up enduring loving compliments on "Spit-Toasting" instead.
2025-03-1159 minPolyAmateur HourThat Crusty Old Magic Shop Between Your LegsLaurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story that morphs into a "Poly Mindf**k" that morphs into a biting sh*tball. On "Ask the Amateurs," the 'cule shares their "poly elevator pitches" and votes whether or not to hit the emergency stop button to close the sale. On "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," Daniel shares a profile for which he would brave game night, which may or may not include an under-the-stairs dungeon.
2025-03-0459 minPolyAmateur HourLike a Funeral in My MouthNichole has a developing "Bone to Pick" — and her bone is getting bigger by the day. Laurel advises a Stubert to just chill out on "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel spreads the love for his favorite STI song on "Is This Poly."
2025-02-2552 minPolyAmateur HourMrs. Doubtfiring Your Date NightThe 'cule declares a "Reed Alert" in an attempt to get Australia to talk to them. Daniel checks out Tinder dudes and plays with his John De Lancie on "Invitation to Love." Everyone unchecks all the first-date boxes on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel kink shames rope bunnies for taking up floor space on "Bone to Pick."
2025-02-1858 minPolyAmateur HourPut on Your Confidence ThongThe PolyAmateurs speak to Florida MAN and Florida MAN speaks back on "My Own Poly Idaho." They answer the question "Is it better to be poly and hierarchical than to never be poly at all?" on "Ask the Amateurs." And finally, they turn a merciless eye toward Daniel's dating profile — and his "disgusting sex drive" — on "Invitation to Love."
2025-02-1159 minPolyAmateur HourOur Kinks Include Stadium ArchitectureOn this week's "Is This Poly?!" the answer is once again, "Nooooooooooo!" A Stubert deals with FOMO (Fear Of Marriageable Others) on "Ask the Amateurs." The polycule issues tickets for Boating While Vaping on "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."
2025-02-0452 minPolyAmateur HourMy Mother Will Eat You NowLaurel forces a new segment in "Bone to Pick," and demands her jingle tribute. Daniel's Feeld match decides she'd rather be a Stubert in "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole bristles at Billy's bad bangs in an Ally McBeal edition of "Is This Poly?!"
2025-01-2859 minPolyAmateur HourThe Angry Nichole EpisodeNichole is simply annoyed by the Penn & Teller of swingers on "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." Nichole is not f***ing having any of a kinky question on "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole is about to burst into an incandescent flame of cosmic fury when the 'cule looks at "Curiosa" for "Is This Poly?!" Daniel and Laurel simply take in the fireworks.
2025-01-2159 minPolyAmateur HourEvery Time I Get Married...Nichole blames Daniel, and Daniel blames himself, on a belated holiday-themed "Poly Mindf***." Laurel once again shows her Marxist/Trekkie colors on a tapas-plated "Ask the Amateurs." The 'cule settles into the homestead as they examine "Love Off the Grid" for "Is This Poly?!"
2025-01-1453 minPolyAmateur HourUnder Threat of KindnessLaurel confirms there is no such thing as safe texting in a "Poly Mindf***." Daniel ambushes Nichole with kindness from all quarters in a surprise birthday edition of "Spit Toasting." The 'cule finally answers for their nuptial habits in "Ask the Amateurs." Plus! A "Poly Pyramid Scheme" callout for plain ol' fashioned questions and a "Normie Corner" for NRE.
2025-01-0758 minPolyAmateur HourTiny Tomatoes! Tiny Tomatoes!On "Invitation to Love," Laurel and Daniel assess Nichole's online dating prospects. A Stubert asks "Is there love without banging?" on "Ask the Amateurs." The PolyAmateurs locate an important artifact of poly prehistory on "Is this Poly?"
2024-12-3159 minPolyAmateur HourPoly Sharks Vs. Poly JetsOn our inaugural "Spit Toasting" segment, Laurel and Nichole fill Daniel up with TOO MUCH LOVE. On "My Own Poly Idaho" a Stubert from Missouri offers advice on how to hook up at a social justice protest. On a holiday edition of "Ask the Amateurs," your hosts discuss how to terrorize your partners with Precious Moments angel statuettes.
2024-12-2458 minPolyAmateur HourShow Them Your Joy and Your T*tsNichole offers her love life up for review on the inaugural segment of "Invitation to Love." Laurel paints monogamy as a global cult in "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel hopes they bring out the soft ruler on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."
2024-12-1759 minPolyAmateur HourMagic: The Gathering of Sh***y MenThe PolyAmateurs go hard from the jump with a Las Vegas-themed "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," complete with bad-boundary back rubs. On "Ask the Amateurs," a socialist Stubert asks if PolyAmory is just for the rich, or if it just makes you feel rich. "Is this Poly" goes deep inside Tyler the Creator, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, and Kesha.
2024-12-1059 minPolyAmateur HourWe're Gonna Need a ZendayagramWe ask "Is This Poly?!" of the movie "Challengers" — and of the trailer of the movie "Challengers." On "Asks the Amateurs," an anonymous Stubert wants to compare notes about comparing metamours. Daniel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about meeting a partner's crime family.
2024-12-0359 minPolyAmateur HourDiscovering Masturbation and Mark RuffaloDaniel shares his very first "Poly Mindf***" (the first he admits to, anyhow). Nichole's very sweet, very normy friend is curious when we're all going to find someone hotter on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel admits to being born sexy yesterday when the team looks at "Poor Things" on "Is This Poly?!" Plus: a "Normy Corner" to explain "primary partners," who are, you know, more important than you.
2024-11-2657 minPolyAmateur HourThe Universal Dissociative Quality of FathersFor our inaugural "My Own Poly Idaho" segment, Daniel calls up the entire state of Iowa, since they both start with I. Laurel braves the father's den in "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole role plays as a s***ty swinger in "Poly Mindf**k."
2024-11-1953 minPolyAmateur HourRodney Dangerfield, Tantric GuruDaniel reads a blood-curdling dating profile for a lame sex cult on "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." Nichole wonders whether her neuro is divergent enough on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel has a nervous breakdown at a mini-golf windmill on "Poly Mindf**k."
2024-11-1255 minPolyAmateur HourOur Home Is the Waffle, Our Time Together Is the SyrupNichole shares a "Crazy, Sexy, Poly" story about preemptive crying. A friend/Stubert of Laurel writes in to "Ask the Amateurs" about finding their Chesty Nesty Bestie. Daniel bitches about monogamous Canadian A.I. on "Is this Poly." Plus: Double "Normie Corner" mini-segments for the noobs!
2024-11-0557 minPolyAmateur HourThe PolyAmateur Yom Kippur Spectacular!Nichole, Laurel, and Daniel confess their "foibles" on the day of atonement and learn absolutely nothing, a la Seinfeld. A reader asks who gets Daniel on the weekends in "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole and Laurel reassure each other that they look younger than monogamish Canadians in "Is This Poly?"
2024-10-2952 minPolyAmateur HourThe Mouthfeel of "Sloppy"Laurel dishes hot meta-goss in our inaugural "Poly Mindf***" segment. Nichole's friend Stubert strikes a fear of cancellation into the hearts of all in "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel finally admits that "The Kids Are Alright" during a special three-song edition of "Is This Polly?"
2024-10-2249 minPolyAmateur HourShe's Taking Her Coconuts With HerDaniel discloses his primary Star Trek doctor in this week's "Is This Poly?" Nichole's mother-in-law phones in with to diagnose EVERYONE with borderline personality disorder in "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel finally gets into prey stance for "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."
2024-10-1559 minPolyAmateur HourBatman's Nudes: The Bat CatalogLaurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story with a cut-and-paste hack. Daniel phones a friend for two meaty paragraphs in "Ask the Amateurs. Nichole interrogates the meaning of "clean" in "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."
2024-10-0856 minPolyAmateur HourBISEXUAL WOMEN ONLY!!!Our inaugural "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters" segment asks, "Would you call the mohel for them?" We answer an "Ask the Amateurs" question about stigma, and we're not ashamed! And for the first time we look at three pop songs in.a quest to determine "Is This Poly?"
2024-10-0158 minPolyAmateur HourThat Guy From Tinder Who Was a Flat-EartherIt's a polyamory podcast, but fun. On this episode: The 'cule shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about consensual silencing. On "Ask the Amateurs" they instruct you how to indoctrinate newbies into your love cult. And on "Is This Poly?!" they discuss "Professor Marsden and the Wonder Women," an ancient, near-forgotten film from 2017.
2024-09-2453 minPolyAmateur HourJoy, Depression, Whimsy, and TerrorIt's the polyamory podcast your therapist warned you about. On this episode: The 'cule shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about a nice fold-out couch. They answer an "Ask the Amateurs" segment from a listener who missed the memo. On "Is This Poly?!" they pretend that there's even any question about "Couple to Throuple."
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