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XOXO RiverdaleCh 137 - Goodbye Riverdale w/ Special Guest Sadie Dupuis (Speedy Ortiz, Sad 13)All good things must come to an end, even recap fan podcasts. In this, the PENULTIMATE episode of XOXO Riverdale (this is our last recap, but we've got something fun planned for next week) Kate and Louie cover the final episode of our beloved Riverdale.
Also! Louie interviews Riverdale megafan, Speedy Ortiz songwriter, guitarist and singer Sadie Dupuis. Their new album, Rabit Rabit comes out Sept 1st.
Also: here's the link to Louie's interview with the Today Show!
2023-08-312h 04
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 137: Goodbye, Riverdale"It's the end of an era.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin say goodbye to the small town with pep.
Thank you to all of our wonderful listeners. See you in the sweet hereafter.
2023-08-291h 36The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 132: Miss Teen Riverdale"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Ethel's incredible voice, Sarah Florence, and Midge's baby problem.
2023-07-241h 01
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 120: Sex Education"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the state of Riverdale's health class curriculum and that long awaited conversation between Jughead and Veronica.
2023-04-161h 24
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 114: The Witches of Riverdale"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Reggie's doll, the Sweet Hereafter, and Sabrina's return.
2022-07-181h 14The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 108: Ex Libris"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk the Spider Woman of Wall Street, the return of Ms. Grundy, and which Riverdale resident actually reads.
2022-05-131h 33The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 105: Folk Heroes"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin count all the casinos in town, speculate about the connection between Riverdale and Rivervale, and review yet another Serpent Dance.
2022-04-211h 15The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 102: Death At a Funeral"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk why certain superpowers would suck, how Abigail is less chaotic than Cheryl, and why Bingo is the best boy in Riverdale.
2022-03-291h 16The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 100: The Jughead Paradox"It's been 100 episodes, ya'll! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk dual Reggies, multiple Jugheads, and oodles of deceased Riverdale residents.
2022-01-011h 24
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 99: The Witching Hour(s)""Chapter 99: The Witching Hour(s)" by The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP
2021-12-141h 34
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 85: Destroyer"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Kevin's mom, Glen with one N, and why we really can't ask Cheryl for things.
2021-03-291h 16The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 84: Lock and Key"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk key parties, Kangs, and justice for Chad.
2021-03-211h 33The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 83: Fire In The Sky"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Mothmen, Veronica's weirdly helpful economics lesson, and saying goodbye to Earl.
2021-03-141h 41The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 82: Back to School"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Veronica's marital problems, Archie's adopted child, and Jugitha.
2021-03-011h 43The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 81: Homecoming"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Veronica nonsense, Hiramland, and Barchie's very steamy shower.
2021-02-201h 42The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 80: Purgatorio"Happy Valentine's Day! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Pop Tate, TBK, and why Fangs, Kevin, and Toni are the ideal parenting triad.
2021-02-141h 50The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 78: The Preppy Murders"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John was right, but also has COVID. (Send well wishes and time jump theories!) John and Kaitlin mourn Bret, realize Penelope did NOT come to play, and talk Betty and Jughead's spooning habit.
2021-01-311h 20
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAPConnor Crews In The BunkerConnor Crews of The Secret Movie Club podcast joins Kaitlin and John in the bunker to discuss G&G, D&D, and a bunch of Riverdale-related "would you rathers."
2020-05-261h 14The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAPAdam Sass In The BunkerOn this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk to SURRENDER YOUR SONS author Adam Sass about LGBTQ+ representation in Riverdale and beyond.
2020-05-191h 19
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 76: Killing Mr. Honey"It's the season finale! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the Jellybean-is-the-Big-Bad theory, how Reggie's never killed anyone (lame), and Mr. Honey's redemption arc.
2020-05-101h 19The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 75: Lynchian"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Mr. Honey's complex backstory (that we made up), tickling competitions, and Cheryl behaving like a real person again.
2020-05-041h 37The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAPJacob Berman In The BunkerOn this episode of IN THE BUNKER, John, Kaitlin, and guest Jacob dive into the wonderfully weird Archie universe made-for-TV movie, TO RIVERDALE AND BACK AGAIN.
2020-04-271h 03The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 74: Wicked Little Town"It's the musical episode, baby! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Kevin's arms, Mr. Honey's tragic musical theater backstory, and John finally getting what he's wanted all along.
2020-04-191h 24The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAPElizabeth Padden In The BunkerOn this special social distancing episode, we're joined by TV writer (and John's sister!) Elizabeth Padden to discuss what the Riverdale High kids would do during these isolated times. Turns out, the answer is...fighting a bear in a man suit.
2020-04-131h 10The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAPIan Rose In The BunkerOn this episode of IN THE BUNKER, John and Kaitlin introduce Ian to the wonderful weird world of Riverdale.
2020-04-0651 minThe Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAPStephen Estrada In The BunkerOn this bonus episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin are joined by guest host Stephen of THE BINGING ADVENTURES OF SABRINA to talk the movies, TV shows, and games that are keeping us entertained in our own personal bunkers.
2020-03-221h 00The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 73: The Locked Room"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Jughead's bananas plan, Hermosa's amazing head canon, and Donna continuing to be so not chill.
2020-03-171h 53The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 72: To Die For"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin try to make sense of the gang's insane plan. Seriously. What are they doing?
2020-03-101h 22The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 71: How To Get Away With Murder"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Jughead is dead. Or maybe not? Either way, a good time was had by all!
2020-03-021h 09
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 70: The Ides Of March"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Stonewall's obsession with a non-holiday, that Dua Lipa dance threesome, and Hiram getting up in the gym to work on his fitness.
2020-02-171h 18The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 69: Men Of Honor"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Archie forgot his phone, Donna wasn't cool, and Katy Keene went shopping.
2020-02-091h 14
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 68: Quiz Show"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Penelope's new job, why we desperately need justice for Sheriff Keller, and whatever the hell is going on with Kevin.
2020-02-031h 30
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 67: Varsity Blues"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Bret's new best friends, Frank's bad idea, and Cheryl's very important cheerleading plot.
2020-01-271h 23
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 66: Tangerine"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER — tangerine, tangerine, tangerine.
Betty goes dark, Jughead learns family history, Veronica seizes rum production, and Archie gets a great scene.
2019-12-151h 25
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 65: In Treatment"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Gina Torres saves the day. That's it. That's the whole thing.
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2019-12-091h 38
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAPChapter 64: The Ice StormOn this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER Kaitlin's away, so John brings in special guest Stephen Estrada (The Binging Adventures of Sabrina) to discuss proper deep frying procedure, meat pie presentation, and exactly how many times everyone mentioned the ice storm. #HappyThanksgiving
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2019-11-281h 33
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 63: Hereditary"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Chicles, Hermione and Hiram's recoupling, and what Sheriff Keller is doing now.
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2019-11-1843 min
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 62: Witness For The Prosecution"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin attempt to make sense of Veronica's legal battle, learn their Mr. Chipping headcanon is just canon, and mourn Caramel the cat. #RIP.
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2019-11-101h 28
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 61: Halloween"The podcast so nice, we recorded it twice! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, we talk Veronica setting that guy on fire, Toni having zero relationship dealbreakers, and Archie getting vigilante justice...again.
Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast.
2019-11-041h 17
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 60: Dog Day Afternoon"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Brett and Jughead's literary rivalry, Chad Michael Murray's rocket dreams, and Archie's latest attempt at vigilante justice.
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2019-10-271h 22
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 59: Fast Times At Riverdale High"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Jughead's new and definitely murder-y school, why no one cares about Reggie's dad, and Kevin serving all the emotions.
Follow us on Instagram! We're now @theriverdaleregisterpodcast and would love all the memes.
2019-10-191h 14
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 58: In Memoriam"On the season 4 premiere of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin say goodbye to Luke Perry and Fred Andrews.
Thank you to all new and returning listeners.
2019-10-1356 min
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAPJason Blossom Speaks! An Interview With Trevor StinesOn a very special summer episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin speak to Trevor Stines — aka Jason Blossom! - about his time on RIVERDALE and his new Lifetime movie, THE MADAM OF PURITY FALLS.
THE MADAM OF PURITY FALLS airs on Lifetime Saturday, July 20, at 8pm.
2019-07-1921 min
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 57: Survive The Night"It's the season 3 finale of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, you guys! On this episode, John and Kaitlin talk that jaw-dropping Gargoyle King twist (we knew it was Kevin!!!!!), Alice's gig with the FBI, and whether Jughead is alive by spring break senior year.
It's been an awesome year! Thanks for listening. We love you, River Vixens!
2019-05-161h 12
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 56: The Dark Secret Of Harvest House"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk organs, the true fate of Jason Blossom, and why Hiram is such a hard man.
2019-05-111h 31
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 55: Prom Night"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Black Hood theories, Veronica's brand-new daddy issue, and Edgar's endgame.
2019-05-051h 09
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 54: Fear The Reaper"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the merits of Archie's boxing career, whether Veronica REALLY owns that gym, and why Hal is the most not dead person ever.
2019-05-011h 03
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 53: Jawbreaker"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin poke holes in The Farm, talk a lot about teeth, and do a deep dive into the plot of Rocky.
2019-04-221h 23
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 52: The Raid"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the opening of Hiramland, Chad Michael Murray's official crowning as a Hot Dad of Riverdale, and why all the Riverdale parents hate their kids.
2019-03-311h 10
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 51: Big Fun"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, it's musical time! John and Kaitlin discuss the best and worst numbers from HEATHERS: THE MUSICAL, wonder what the hell Veronica is thinking, and rejoice at Chad Michael Murray's first appearance.
2019-03-241h 18
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 50: American Dreams"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Cheryl and Toni's breakup (?), Archie's boxing passion, and that heartbreaking Fred Andrews moment.
2019-03-171h 12
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 49: Fire Walk With Me"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin head back to casino night, try to count the gangs, and share disappointments about Cheryl.
John and Kaitlin want to express their deepest sympathies to the family and friends of Luke Perry.
2019-03-101h 14
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 48: Requiem For A Welterweight"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin try to make sense of Veronica's drug scheme, theorize about the Gargoyle King, and ponder if this is the end of Choni.
Sending love to Luke Perry!
2019-03-021h 15
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 47: Bizzarodale"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Reggie's not-ideal plan, Penelope's confusing worldview, and the latest Gargoyle King development.
2019-02-091h 07
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 46: The Red Dahlia"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin speculate the future of Hiramland, talk Nana Blossom apologists, and consider whether we'd join The Farm.
2019-02-0256 min
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 45: The Stranger"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin dive deep into Veggie tales, dissect that Gargoyle King reveal, and wonder why everyone's so mad about Archie's rootbeer float.
2019-01-251h 07
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 44: No Exit"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin navigate Veggie, Jughead's lack of leadership skills, and Archie's vision quest.
2019-01-201h 02
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 43: Outbreak"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk the origins of the Gargoyle King, Jughead's awesome little sister, and what's next for Archie's dog Vegas.
2018-12-161h 08
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 42: The Man In Black"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin learn Archie will tell a pretty lady anything, fizzle rocks are ridiculous, and Veronica really needs to work on her business skills.
2018-12-0957 min
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 41: Manhunter"On this week's RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin think there's something in the water, that the Hot Dads of Riverdale squad needs more screentime, and that Hiram could probably benefit from better cybersecurity.
2018-12-011h 02
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 40: The Great Escape"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk G&G, why the Warden is the weirdest, and Veronica's very silly wig.
See ya'll after Thanksgiving!
2018-11-171h 08
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 39: The Midnight Club"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin gush over K.J. Apa's acting skills (he BECOMES Luke Perry, you guys), cringe over Penelope and her brother-husband, and speculate wildly about the Gargoyle King's identity.
Check out our brother-husband podcast THE BINGING ADVENTURES OF SABRINA, now officially on iTunes and SoundCloud!
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-binging-adventures-of-sabrina/id1441565230?mt=2
2018-11-111h 00
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 38: As Above, So Below"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk fight clubs, Falice, and Veronica's speakeasy, which breaks literally the only rule of a speakeasy.
2018-10-261h 10
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 37: Fortune and Men's Eyes"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin marvel at Mad Dog's abs, talk Gargoyle King theories, and unpack Alice's hibachi party.
2018-10-201h 06
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 35: Brave New World"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss whether Archie has made his bones, why teens are constantly buying bars on TV, and Hiram's newly-assembled Injustice League. Thanks for listening ya'll, it's been a killer season!
2018-05-201h 22
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 34: Judgment Night"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Hiram's maniacal plans, Hal's crazy confession, and Cheryl's ah-mazing hunting cape.
2018-05-141h 21
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 33: Shadow Of A Doubt"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin revisit their Hal Cooper theory, talk Joaquin's triumphant return, and question teen mafia princess Veronica's casino plans.
2018-05-051h 10
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 32: Prisoners"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John learns what it's like to be right, Kaitlin isn't convinced Hal Cooper is under the hood, and no one wants to hear the phrase "make my bones" ever again.
2018-04-301h 13
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAPRIVERDALE CHATS: A Conversation With TV Writer Ariana RomeroOn this very special bonus episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin chat with Refinery29's Ariana Romero about the epic musical episode, our best Black Hood theories, and the RIVERDALE prequel we all need.
Read Ariana's articles here!
https://www.refinery29.com/2018/04/196737/riverdale-season-2-episode-18-spoilers-lili-reinhart-interview
https://www.refinery29.com/2018/04/194874/riverdale-musical-episode-season-2-kj-apa-dancing
2018-04-2835 min
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 31: A Night To Remember"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk about all the singing... and pour one out for poor, undeserving Midge.
2018-04-2457 min
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 30: The Noose Tightens"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk mobster Archie, Betty's new serpent affiliation, and, of course, that epic Choni kiss.
2018-04-011h 08
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 29: Primary Colors"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk #TeamChic, Cheryl's bonkers family, and why Jughead needs to chiiiiiiiiiiiill.
2018-03-251h 09
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 28: There Will Be Blood"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Choni vibes, evil twins, and all those Chic theories.
We also talk about how our boss, Hiram Lodge, is going to save Riverdale with his amazing idea for a private, for-profit prison.
2018-03-191h 02
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 26: The Tell Tale Heart"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Agent Arthur Adams' real identity (turns out he was the ghost of Archie's biological father, so, called it), all the signs that Hiramland is happening, and why "Falice" is a great ship, with a terrible ship name. (Think about it.)
2018-02-121h 07
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 25: The Wicked and the Divine"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin want Archie to be their intern, Jughead to take a chill pill, and Veronica to find the light.
2018-02-051h 06
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 24: The Wrestler"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin cringe over Chic, rejoice over Kevin's wrestling skills, and consider whether Chughead makes any sense.
2018-01-271h 04
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 23: The Blackboard Jungle"On this week's episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Jughead's severely misguided Serpent situation, whether Archie's BFF in the FBI is even real, and why we would never want to have a sleepover with Betty's secret brother Chic.
2018-01-2155 min
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 22: Silent Night, Deadly Night"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk about that surprising Black Hood reveal, what job Veronica will have at Hiramland, and what could be next for the gang following a ho-ho-horrific Christmas.
2017-12-181h 05
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 21: House of the Devil"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin analyze Betty's rendition of "Mad World," the possible origins of the Black Hood, and whatever the heck is happening with Cheryl.
***WARNING! Spoiler alert for the ending of MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS.***
2017-12-101h 01
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 20: Tales From The Darkside"Welcome back River Vixens! John and Kaitlin are joined by Two Of A Kind's Krystal to discuss the Riverdale Reaper, Kevin's DILFy dad, and whatever the hell has gotten into Cheryl this week.
2017-12-031h 10
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 19: Death Proof"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John schools Kaitlin in stunt cars, Toni is more into girls, and the Sugarman flatlines.
2017-11-1957 min
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 18: When A Stranger Calls"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Jughead's version of pledge week, Veronica's worst New York City friend, and whether we're here for Tonihead. (We aren't.)
2017-11-1257 min
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 17: The Town That Dreaded Sundown"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, a very sleepy John and a very awake Kaitlin talk Black Hood theories, that EPIC rain scene, and why Fred Andrews will always be our #1 TV dad.
2017-11-0459 min
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 16: The Watcher In The Woods"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Kaitlin and John realize that they were waaaay too presumptuous about the Black Hood's shooting skillz, clap for joy at a great Kevin plot, and theorize about the future of Archie's weird, shirtless cult.
2017-10-2858 min
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 15: Nighthawks"This week on THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and a feverish Kaitlin discuss why everyone won't just let Pop's Diner live, how Hermione Lodge took a 180, and how uncomfortable we felt when those milkshakes brought all the boys to the yard.
2017-10-2156 min
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 14: A Kiss Before Dying"Annnnnd we're back! John and Kaitlin return to Riverdale with many questions. Who shot Fred? Why did Veronica wear pearls during her steamy shower scene? Did Jughead always know how to ride a motorcycle?
2017-10-1459 min
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 13: The Sweet Hereafter"John and Kaitlin close out season 1 of RIVERDALE with many questions: Is Fred dead? Are Betty and Jughead doomed? And, finally: Will Archie go full dark, no stars, and stop being the sexy lamp we've come to love?
2017-05-231h 31
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAPRIVERDALE CHATS: The Yearbook Episode ft. Stephen!On this bonus episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin sit down with friend-of-the-show Stephen to recap the season so far! It's all about the 'ships, baby.
2017-05-111h 52
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 12: Anatomy Of A Murder"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the ~Big Reveal~ that is the identity of Jason's murderer, why Joaquin is the best, and how the gun DEFINITELY WASN'T IN THE TRAILER. (Got that, kids?)
2017-05-081h 24
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 11: To Riverdale And Back Again"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk the FP of it all, why John is totally onboard for Kaitlin's theories now (why, yes, Kaitlin DOES write these blurbs), and which ships we are actively shipping.
2017-05-041h 31
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 10: The Lost Weekend"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Jughead being garbage, why Kevin totally killed Jason (in Kaitlin's head, at least), and the worst party game of all time that's not even really a game!
2017-04-211h 34
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 9: The Grande Illusion"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin finally get onboard with Alice Cooper, consider whether Veronica has successfully achieved #JusticeForBarb, and realize the extent of Archie's sexy lamp identity.
2017-04-121h 24
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 8: The Outsiders"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the delightful drama surrounding Polly's baby shower. Archie gets mad, Alice gets madder, and Veronica can't stop, won't stop name-dropping. John is convinced there's something buried beneath the drive-in, and Kaitlin is 250% positive that Kevin is the killer based on total lack of evidence.
2017-04-061h 28
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAPRIVERDALE CHATS: A Conversation With Amy Parks, Assistant Editor on RIVERDALEOn this very special episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin sit down with Amy Parks, assistant editor on RIVERDALE, to chat about how our favorite mystery puzzle gets pieced together.
2017-03-201h 13
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 6: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill!"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin FINALLY HEAR ARCHIE SING (!!!!!), meet Josie's super mean dad, and meet the infamous, tragic character that is Polly Cooper.
2017-03-061h 36
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 5: Heart Of Darkness"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Val and Archie's blossoming romance, Penelope Blossom's Mommy Dearest vibes, and that snake in the box.
2017-02-281h 11
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 4: The Last Picture Show"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin break down why Archie is a sexy lamp, Alice is the literal worst, and Billy Loomis remains a very bad boy.
2017-02-231h 23
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 3: The Body Double"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Juggy's sleuthing, why Betty's mom might actually be a demon, and if the show really got #JusticeForEthel... or is it Barb? Also: Kaitlin is bad at music, but Archie might not be.
2017-02-141h 38
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 2: A Touch Of Evil"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Ms. Grundy's creeping, Archie's better hair, and why this is totally the Betty and Veronica show.
2017-02-081h 35
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP"Chapter 1: The River's Edge"On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin recap the pilot episode of The CW's highly-anticipated new teen soap. Tune in to hear them discuss a certain character's questionable dye job, why Veronica is the real MVP of the series (no offense, Arch) and the icky, icky twincest.
2017-01-281h 45