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The Slaptail SquadBack from San DiaaaagoSend us a textOn this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Swan and Beaveman talk to Kate DoorXYZ about their recent trip to San Diego and all the fun that comes with airline travel. San Diego is an amazing town with a hopping comedy scene so Beaveman talks a bit about getting to go on a few mics to get some reps in. The conversation, as always, devolves into a completely pointless podcast discussion about food, amphibians, and whatever else happens to manifest from the minds of the silly and deranged. Enjoy!Slaptail Squad...2025-04-051h 21The Slaptail SquadShared delusional disorders...sort ofSend us a textBeaveman, JD, and Ricker discuss subjects they are 100% qualified to discuss. Not really, that would be so unlike all of our other podcasts. Shared delusional disorders, aka Folie à Deux or other types of Folie depending on the type and number, are delusional disorders that start with one person and are shared by others. They discuss some cases briefly to determine WTF! Keep in mind that these three are, basically, idiots. So have fun with their crazy interpretations. Slaptail Nationhttps://www.slaptailnation.com/https://solo.to...2025-02-231h 17The Slaptail SquadReturn of the RickerSend us a textIt's been nearly 5 long years but the Ricker is back! One of the original members of The Slaptail Squad is finally back from the longest hiatus and we could not be more thrilled. We are very proud of his accomplishments and humanitarian efforts all over the planet earth and in the cosmos that kept him away, but now he is back and ready to embrace the collective idiocy. Would you want to know when you are going to die? What is the best way to die? What is the worst way t...2025-02-1648 minThe Slaptail SquadYou can pee out the bottomSend us a textIt is a wonderful day in the Beaver Den. The Beaveman finally has sleepwear that does not squeeze his waist or cause him to drop residual urine on his bedsheets. He really wanted to talk more about it but got sidetracked by a ridiculous discussion with Swan about travel, Nemo about comedy, and of course, sex toys. Congrats to Mike Cotayo for getting selected by the WSOC to compete in Las Vegas. Hopefully more satellite selections are coming. Slaptail Nationhttps://www.slaptailnation.com/...2025-02-091h 02The Slaptail SquadNerd Chat with JogunSend us a textBeaveman and Swan hang with a friend of the show Jogun to talk about all things nerdy—no fact-checking needed. We never need fact-checking again. All things, ridiculous, nerdy, historical, and revisionist, don't matter, it is all factual. Join us for a fun talk about all things nerdy. Basically, things Swan doesn't understand, because you know, she is not a nerd. Strap in for a wonderful four years of making fun of true idiocy. Slaptail Nationhttps://www.slaptailnation.com/https://solo.to/beavemanh...2025-02-021h 22The Slaptail SquadIt's the end of everything and men's mouths are colder!Send us a textSwan, Nemo, and Beaveman unite as a squad to talk about the giant poop show, goat rodeo, FUBAR world we are living in, and how it is affecting the human condition. Sounds deep doesn't it? Too bad Swan and Nemo are easily distracted by anything and everything. There are some serious moments, but remember, none of this is real. We are all living in some screwed-up version of the Matrix. So even if we are on a watchlist, a play is a play, and hopefully, we get bumped up in the charts. 2025-01-261h 28The Slaptail SquadThe Emmy goes to...Buttrick and MortySend us a textThe fun continues this week as comedian Emmy Buttrick joins the Beaveman and Swan for a fun conversation about redheads, comedy, succubi, and pinup modeling; with a redheaded, pinup modeling, succubitus standup comedian. That makes her an expert. [succubitus is the trait of being a succubus, (it's a word Beaveman made up)]Catch this fun chat with this rising comedy star. Emmy, not the Beaveman, just to clarify. Emmy Buttrickhttps://www.succubusofsatire.com/Slaptail Nationhttps://www.slaptailnation.com/...2025-01-181h 09The Slaptail SquadFlaxmania: A Case StudySend us a textBeaveman and the Swan welcome Chicago Comedian Jen Flaxman to the Beaver Den for an entertaining conversation. Jen is the producer and host of better help comedy Chicago and a talented stand-up comedian who demonstrates a strong tolerance for putting up with Beaveman's sense of humor and psychopathy. In this episode we talk about comedy, comedic influences, cryptids and whatever other odd subject manifests from the mind of the disturbed. Jen Flaxman@flaxmania@betterer_help_comedySlaptail Nation https://www.slaptailnation.com2025-01-121h 08The Slaptail SquadThe Squad chats with comedian Adam MinnickSend us a textThe Swan and the Beaveman welcome comedian Adam Minnick remotely to the Beaver Den to talk comedy, bad habits, drones, and whatever other crazy stuff the Beaveman can come up with. To challenge the Swan, Beaveman gives her a swear jar and a handful of quarters because, as we all know, the Swan curses up a storm like the true RN she is. Will she make it through with her handful of quarters, or will she run out? Thank you to our guest, comedian Adam Minnick, for hanging out for a...2025-01-0459 minThe Slaptail SquadI'm gonna knock you out! Red said knock you out!Send us a textThe squad unites for a fun Christmas Eve conversation with comedian Red the Blackout Artist. How do comedians get their stage names if they don't use the one on their birth certificate? Join us for a completely pointless conversation about comedy, dating, and sharp farts—another episode steeped in culture. Funny Man Mike Cotayo, aka Nemo, and JD Hutchins, the Dark Lord of Browntown, are along for the idiotic ride. Red the Blackout Artist@stonertomboy on TikTokMike Cotayohttps://www.fu...2024-12-2959 minThe Slaptail SquadProbing the SiTCOMSend us a textSteven the SiTCOM Ortiz steps in to hang with the squad this week and just shoot the poop. Beaveman and Swan find out that Steven has some secrets about his friends group, about the morning show he does with his friends, and his take on drones, alien lifeforms, cryptids, and hauntings.Sounds like he needs to be on a spooky episode with the Dark Lord of Browntown. See his linktree for his upcoming shows. Slaptail Nation Pickshttps://linktr.ee/Theesitcomhttps://minddogtv.com/2024-12-221h 15The Slaptail SquadKaty needs a chit chat with the squadSend us a textOn this episode, Beaveman and the Swan welcome Katy May from the band Katy Needs a Life. They jump right in with conversations about Katy's proposed pilot sitcom, true crime, and a myriad of other subjects. She isn't sure she wants to be the leader of the KNAL commune (sounds like a cult), but she hasn't flat out dismissed the idea. Join us for this fun episode and see the show links for Katy Needs A Life upcoming show dates. Katy Needs A Life show dates and info...2024-12-151h 33The Slaptail SquadRollin with the SitcomSend us a textSwan and the Beaveman hang with Fort Wayne Indiana comedian Steven the Sitcom Ortiz for a laid back conversation about comedy, life, and getting ugly in four years. Steven the Sitcom Ortiz is a full time comedian who has performed comedy throughout the country. He is a full time cast member on Coffee with the Dog on MinddogTV, and an all around good guy with a warped sense of humor. Steven "the Sitcom" Ortizhttps://linktr.ee/Theesitcomhttps://minddogtv.com/Slaptail Nation 2024-12-081h 12The Slaptail SquadTurkey's among usSend us a textJD is back to hang with Beaveman and Swan. It's a typical chill conversation with the Dark Lord of Brown-town ranging from the holidays, comedy, and a new movie pick. They also introduce a new segment of the show known as, "Swan's Manic Minute." Slaptail Squad Shout outs@jamesrivercomedy@alextherockplotkowski@richardmathis952@theyogmeisterSlaptail Nation/Squad shows https://www.dormousetheatre.com/events/slap-your-tail-comedy-presents-comedian-jay-hunterSupport the show2024-12-011h 03The Slaptail SquadThe origins of Beaveman's horninessSend us a textBeaveman can directly trace his, "mind in the gutter thought processes," directly to television in the 70's and 80's during the formative years of his brain. So what is wrong with GiGi? Didn't she just watch Arab sanctioned TV? Join us for our typical, idiotic conversation. Check out the show links for our upcoming shows and all things Slaptail Nation. Happy Holidays, from the Slaptail Squad!Slaptail Nation shows and informationemail the show at slaptailsquad@gmail.comhttps://www.facebook.com/share/p/LLd...2024-11-241h 18The Slaptail SquadThe Dream SuckSend us a textThe Beaveman turns to the Swan and Nemo for help analyzing his dreams. He is asking for help. Do you think they help him? Hell no! You know when you were a kid and you couldn't find your Darth Vader action figure, so you ask your mom for help and she just says, "where did you have it last?" Yup, its just like that. Figure it our yourself. The good thing is, Nemo, aka comedian Mike Cotayo, finally has something to promote. Check the link. He is heading to the windy city...2024-11-171h 05The Slaptail Squad2 Rocks a Day: A Veterans TaleSend us a textThe Sqad partially unites to talk a bit about the Beaveman's thoughts and memories about his time in service. The conversation quickly degrades because Swan and Gigi famously cannot focus. Listen as Gigi attempts dad jokes all throughout the podcast in order to try to achieve the coveted Hiyoo! She doesn't get it, spoiler. Unfortunately, if you were looking forward to having JD on the podcast, we are sorry to disappoint you. JD is working hard, covering useless D-bags who don't show up to work. He will be on soon. Thank you to...2024-11-101h 20The Slaptail SquadWhen you just want to podcast but your only option is a cupcakeSend us a textIt may seem like we are so busy that we just pulled this podcast out of our butts, that's because we kind of did. The truth is, we just love podcasting and connecting with our audience whether we have anything to talk about or not. One of the great joys in life is just connecting with your friends to chat. That is exactly what we did. The Squad unites. Beaveman, Swan, Nemo (Mike Cotayo), have a typical conversation about pretty much nothing. Just catching up. The Swan brought along her token friend Cupcake...2024-11-041h 06The Slaptail SquadSpooky-ish Stories 2024Send us a textThe Beaveman, Swan, and Gigi come together to tell their Halloween stories. You can tell a lot of thought went into them. Beaveman, forever the artist, delivers an amazing tale, while Gigi and the Swan basically just dial it in. Why do they even try? Slaptail Nation picks and showshttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/showsHeadliner November 2 show Calvon Brown @calvonbrownFeaturing Brianna Blackburn @thatfunnygirlbriHost The Beaveman @john_beavSupport the show2024-10-2755 minThe Slaptail SquadWho's more head injured?Send us a textBig surprise, 3/4 of the squad on this episode have had head injuries ranging from concussion to whatever you would call Mike's water-head. Everyone's lives and experiences are different. Mike was a baby so who knows, he may have ended up being like the brilliant NikolaTesla or the horrible Adolph Hitler had he not been in the accident. The Swan has become more focused and manic. The Beaveman became even more morbid and dark. The brain is an amazing organ. You can truly see why the squad is so out there now. Who...2024-10-201h 09The Slaptail SquadWe don't discuss politics on this showSend us a textWe don't discuss politics. It just isn't our thing. But we will make fun of political parties, political candidates, dumb ideas, the amount of money they waste on trying to get people to vote for them, and the completely ridiculous notion that millionaires know what it's like to be one of us. What is most important to us, honestly, is to support the human race. Well, not Beaveman, he thinks we should all die out. Which makes sense, since he isn't one of us. Slaptail Nation Events and Information2024-10-151h 19The Slaptail SquadThe Swan's Descent into AngerSend us a textOn this episode the Swan expresses her anger. That's right, the Swan. Maybe she is beginning to understand the Beaveman. What a novel concept that would be. The Beaveman does express his anger, but only at GiGi for being irresponsible. The show gets wrapped up because Nemo, also completely unreliable, had to bale early. Instead of leaving the audience high and dry, the Swan and Beaveman interview a culinary expert. Or are they? Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support...2024-10-101h 12The Slaptail SquadSlaptail, just a little graySend us a textOn this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, The Swan, and GiGI unite for a depressed conversation. Why isn't the Beaveman his normal, loud and emotionally intellectual self? Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the show2024-09-261h 06The Slaptail SquadHorror pitchSend us a textSpookier season is upon us. The members of the squad pitch some horror movie ideas. Nemo's was solid until he decided to use AI to write the synopsis. We find out the Beavemen believes art should be left to humans and AI should assist with medicine, science, engineering and tech, not art. It's an short, fun episode. Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the show2024-09-1655 minThe Slaptail SquadSeason 6: Guess who's back and where did the Beaveman come from?Send us a textIt's the first episode after summer break. Welcome to season 6!I bet you were thinking this would be all the cast members. Well, it may be. On this episode, the squad dives deeper into the origins of the Beaveman's organic shell. The Beaveman reveals the truth about the entity that occupies the organic material that is currently occupied. It starts of with the same anger you expect, but when something works, you stick with it. Thank you to all of our listeners around the world! We love you. Here...2024-09-081h 05The Slaptail SquadSwooshie pants episode: The Ghost Sheriff of Friant Road-A Monster's Lair JointSend us a textOn this episode, JD takes the lead again to bring us a spooky story, that of the ghost sheriff of Friant road. Well, he tries, first we have to learn that Beaveman is obsessed with his hot governor, and that Swan has a lot of repressed rage. You get it, you have listened to us before. The new season is about to begin, so set back and enjoy this bonus content. Slaptail Nationhttps://solo.to/beavemanhttps://www.dormousetheatre.com/Support the show2024-08-261h 08The Slaptail SquadThe Slaptail Squad's Monster's Lair bonus content: Le Nain RougeSend us a textIt's a swooshy pants bonus episode! On this episode, JD, the Trailer Park Monster and Dark Lord of Brown-town takes the lead to bring the squad the story of Le Nain Rouge, the Red Dwarf of Detroit. If you like local lore, you may want to read up on this one because the squad continues to do what they do best, make idiotic comments and get distracted. Does the dwarf have a giant red hog? Does GiGi have impulse control issues, is Beaveman obsessed with islander ass? Guess you have to listen to...2024-08-111h 16The Slaptail SquadWhat's my superpower? Last episode of season 5Send us a textIt's the final episode of season 5. Time for most of the squad to kick back and relax for the summer. We top off season 5 with our typical idiocy. The squad unites to talk about super powers, real and imagined. What is your actual super power? Do you have one? You have to listen to Ronz and GiGi. Both, bullshit. Ronz's is bullshit because he is clueless. GiGi's is bullshit, because it's bullshit. According to the Beaveman. His may be the only one that is accurate. Not much of a superpower, but definitely a...2024-06-301h 18The Slaptail SquadDark thoughts 1, againSend us a textDo you have dark thoughts? Does the imp on your shoulder scream louder than the angel? Is it normal? Are you normal? What is normal really? Does anyone really read these little episode descriptions. If they do, hello, I'm talking to you. Do you think about pushing Nemo over? The Beaveman does, but we know he is completely normal. You can tell by listening to the podcast and by reading his episode descriptions. Is there a shadow in the corner, is that you grandma? Enjoy.Slaptail Nationhttps...2024-06-231h 14