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The Spantish ClubBeing Poor Is Hard (And Other Thoughts About Assassin's Blade Part 2)The Celaena Slander continues and Tori tries her best to defend her while also somehow not being murdered in the mini-horror movie The Spantish Club found themselves in.Next Week on The Spantish Club Season One Finale!It's time to dish on Shield of Sparrows by Devney Perry! Tune in for The Spantish Club's exciting takes on some of those wild twists and turns, where they think the series is going to go, and if they have fully recovered from that crazy cliffhanger! Send in your thoughts/questions/reactions on Instagram and TikTok and The...2025-07-3044 minThe Spantish ClubWe're Back! A (Dinosaur) Spantish Club StoryJust when you probably thought you'd never hear from them again, The Spantish Club creeps back in to your life like the silly little gremlins they are.Season One is winding down (if you couldn't tell) but Tori, Bobbie, and Jake have a few more fun conversations to have before their summer break.In this episode: it's time to talk about The Assassin's Blade, the prequel/sequel in the Throne of Glass series. These "fun" novellas sure made Jake looovvvveee Celaena (just kidding), and for some reason Bobbie turned into a 13 year old boy. Enjoy!2025-07-3046 minThe Spantish ClubOne Star Reviews!The Spantish Club plays a fun game of Guess That One Star Review! Tori reads a one star Goodreads book review and Jake and Bobbie try and guess which book has personally victimized the poor reviewer!2025-06-2542 minThe Spantish ClubThe Book Club is Continually Derailed, but We Eventually Get There! (The Bright Sword Part 2)After many delays and hiccups, it's finally here! The book club episode about The Bright Sword by Lev Grossman! Count how many times Tori tries to derail the whole episode and send in any thoughts you have about this amazing book!Due to technical difficulties the episode was cut in half, so listen to Part 1 dropped today as well!2025-06-1837 minThe Spantish ClubThe One Where Tori Definitely Read The Bright Sword (Part 1)After many delays and hiccups, it's finally here! The book club episode about The Bright Sword by Lev Grossman! Due to technical difficulties the episode was cut in half, so listen to the short Part 2 dropping today as well!2025-06-1842 minThe Spantish ClubCowboys Take Bobbie to the American Idol Audition & Jake to the ER (Lore Part 2)The 2nd part of The Spantish Club Lore is here and its a wild ride! From cowboys, to loads, to ex-boyfriends, and ER visits you'll get a taste of it all! Try not to judge Jake too hard when you hear why he went to the Emergency Room... and Jake's mom, if you are reading this... maybe don't listen to that part of the episode.2025-06-041h 04The Spantish ClubFolklore (But the Spantish Club Kind, Not the Taylor Swift Kind) Part 1To get themselves back in the podcasting groove, Tori, Bobbie, and Jake are going to share some funny stories and laugh a lot and would love for you to laugh along! Shout out to Ekow Quartey's performance in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, which is featured heavily in this episode.Part 2 will be dropping today as well!If you are looking for the Book Club Episode where The Spantish Club discusses The Bright Sword, by Lev Grossman, that will be coming next week, so please stay tuned!Thanks for listening!2025-05-2838 minThe Spantish ClubPut Beans in Your Mouth for Ali!Join the Spantish Club for an impromptu Game Night! Due to some technical difficulties, Producer Jake had to edit this on his phone.... so there is minimal editing. Sorry in advance for the cheese eating noises in the background from Bobbie and Jake and the lots of yelling at Finn, Tori's puppy.2025-05-141h 00The Spantish ClubChaol is the BEST and All Three Members of The Spantish Club Agree! (Crown of Midnight Part 2)Spoilers for Crown of Midnight continue!It's the exciting conclusion of the Crown of Midnight review! Jake still has strong loving feelings toward Kale matched only by Tori's strong hatred feelings for him. Bobbie googles some things and then forgets to tell us what she googled until the very end of the episode.Don't forget to go out and pick up a copy of The Bright Sword by Lev Grossman and read it with The Spantish Club for their first official Book Club Episode!, which will be recorded May 22nd. Send in your questions or...2025-05-0749 minThe Spantish ClubBen Kingsley in Lace Gloves (Crown of Midnight Part 1)MAJOR Crown of Midnight (Throne of Glass Book 2) Spoilers! Listen at your own risk and leisure.The Spantish Club is back with a vengeance and ready to dive into Crown of Midnight! Will Jake finally hate Kale as much as Tori (unlikely)? Will Dorian stop being the worst (again, unlikely)? What's Coldplay doing in the dungeon these days (being cooky!)? Will Bobbie ever remember what she wants to say after she interrupts everyone (the most unlikely)? Listen, laugh, and find out (please read this as a threat)!2025-04-3059 minThe Spantish ClubAn Honor is BeQueefed (Bonus Episode)Enjoy this short Bonus Episode before the full Crown of Midnight Episode is released next week!In early April something very exciting happened for Tori! Join The Spantish Club for a short and fun conversation about what went down! Then stay tuned at the end of the episode for some exciting details about The Spantish Club's first ever Official Book Club choice! Thanks for listening!2025-04-2312 minThe Spantish ClubComplaining is the Sincerest Form of Flattery (Book Tropes The Spantish Club Has Strong Feelings About)Spoiler Alerts for The ACOTAR Series and the book Credence.In the final installment of the Book Tropes Saga, The Spantish Club is now going to bitch about tropes that they would rather not read. The Spantish Club isn't out to yuck anyone's yum, so just know that even if you love the tropes they hate, they still love you! If you have tropes you dislike or books you'd like to recommend to Tori, Bobbie, and Jake that will change their opinions on some of these tropes, leave a comment and let them know! As always, enjoy...2025-04-1657 minThe Spantish ClubHimbos, and Heroes, and One Bed, Oh My! (Book Tropes The Spantish Club Love)It's time for the Book Tropes that Tori, Bobbie, and Jake just can't stop reading. The list is long, but they manage to keep it to two each with lots of recommendations on the books and authors who do the Trope best! Have a listen, have a read, and tell us what you think!2025-04-0946 minThe Spantish ClubTropes on Tropes on Tropes (Rapid Fire!)Enjoy this intro to Book Tropes where The Spantish Club plays a round of Rapid Fire (or at least as rapid as they can) Book Trope opinions! If you are unsure what exactly a Book Trope is, this episode will help explain and get you ready for next week's deep dive into the Spantish Club's favorite (and least favorite) Tropes!2025-04-0240 minThe Spantish ClubMom, You Like Dragon Smut?! Lessons Learned During Book ClubIt's the first iteration of The Spantish Club Book Club! Tori, Bobbie, and Jake discuss what they just read, what they are currently reading, and give some all around recommendations of books they love and want you to love too! There's magic, and dragons, and lots of talk about dicks (we apologize in advance to Jake's mom for when she listens)! Have listen, read one of the books, and let us know what you thought!2025-03-2657 minThe Spantish ClubColdplay is Hardcore and More Throne of Glass Thoughts (Part 2)The Spantish Club is back this week with the thrilling conclusion to Jake's commentary on Throne of Glass. Discussions range from the difficulty of planting vegetables (thanks a lot Elain!), the true origins of menstruation, a fun game of animated animal smash or pass, and so much more! Will Tori convince Jake to finally hate Chaol and will Tori and Bobbie successfully gaslight Jake that Tori didn't somehow spoil something by saying "Aelin", take a listen and find out!2025-03-191h 03The Spantish ClubThe Julianna Margulies Fan Club Reviews Throne of Glass (Part 1)It's The Spantish Club's first bookish review episode as Jake gives his opinions and feelings on the first half of Throne of Glass (the book not the series, because apparently the series is just called Throne of Glass like the first book? We know, it's confusing!) Celaena Sardothien may not be like other girls, but we are, so join us as Tori and Bobbie help Jake muddle through a confusing world of slaves, castles, and spooooooooooky ghooooooosssssstttttts! Also Cain is hot, Jake stands by that.NOTE: We recorded this while still learning how to...2025-03-121h 00The Spantish ClubTy-Light: A Gay Man's First Brush with Glittering VampiresThe Spantish Club welcomes their first ever guest host, Tyler!, who watched Twilight for the first (and second and third) time! Tune in to find if he can get a word in edgewise over Tori, Bobbie, and Jake's constant yelling of "CARLISLE" and hear his unfiltered thoughts about all things Cullen, Forks, and 2010s nostalgia.2025-03-051h 05The Spantish ClubHermione, Gunpowder, and Sexy AI Snape (HP Part 2)Although it may seem like this episode is about Manacled... we promise it isn't. Join The Spantish Club as they talk about the absurdities of Harry Potter and listen as they try to answer the tough questions, like why is Charlie Weasley so hot? and has Bobbie even read Harry Potter? Maybe these will be answered, but with The Spantish Club, who really knows, amiright?2025-02-261h 00The Spantish ClubToad Choirs and Book Store B.M.s (HP Part 1)The Spantish Club tackles the wizarding world. The ups and downs, the goods and all the bads (author trash talk is absolutely included). Join Tori, Bobbie, and Jake as they start their dive into what they hate to love and love to hate about the that bespectacled twink we all know and tolerate, Harry Potter.2025-02-191h 05The Spantish ClubDid They Sing That on Glee?In this episode, The Spantish Club explores the wild reality of Glee being Bobbie's favorite show. Songs are talked about and sang, triggers are warned (Matthew Morrison!), Jake and Tori complain about Glee, and someone tells a story about auditioning for The Glee Project, we'll give you three guesses who it was.2025-02-121h 00The Spantish ClubHorse Girl, Crystal Dragons, and Failing 7th Grade English...The inaugural meeting of The Spantish Club is called to order. Join Tori, Bobbie, and Jake as they yap, navigate the ins and outs of their decades-long friendship, and try not to talk over each other the entire time. The espresso martinis are strong, the opinions are loud, and the laughter is incessant!2025-02-051h 17