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The Lunch TableSeason 4 : Episode 144 - Put On Your Best Calvin Klein Underwear, We're Gonna Have A Slumber PartyThe game is simple. Guess what the average household item is and it's intended use. The modifiers are the hard part. Half of these items CJ will be blindfolded for. The other half are so obscure that they need no shroud. 3 lifelines are available. For each item he gets right, he gets a Nerf dart. For each dart acquired, he has to shoot and knock down a can. IF he succeeds, he gets his beloved gummy prizes, should he fail... dry saltine cracker challenge it is. All this and more of The Lunch Table Podcast.
2024-04-011h 07The Lunch TableSeason 4 : Episode 140 - I'm Getting A Weird Taste In My Mouth"If we were meant to stay in one place, we'd have roots instead of feet." Moving sucks. It really does. All the things you've accumulated over the years falls into one of three piles.
First - Important (Keep).
Second - give or throw away (really makes you look at what you have).
Third - Stuff it in a box until the next move.
Join us as we go through some stories about moving. And remember, whichever pile all of your other things in life land, keep The Lunch Table in that first pile...
2024-03-041h 06The Lunch TableSeason 3 : Episode 123 - One Is Imagination, One Is RealityAre you one of the 1 billion Tik Tok users among the world? Probably, and that's good enough for us. This week we take a deep dive into some of the funny videos that we've set aside from our scrolling to show you what we deem funny, weird, exciting, and downright disgusting. Don't forget to submit and share videos with us, so you too can have an opinion. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzbsFoHoNdHgfjPGi3PwsbA
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/TheLunchTablePBJ/
2023-11-061h 03The Lunch TableSeason 3 : Episode 98 - When You Press Down, You Don't Want All That Jiggly JellyWarning! What you see inn this episode is dangerous and should not be attempted by the young, old, or unintelligent. We are trained professional Munchies and have many years of practice stuffing our faces with many varies of Lunchtime goodies. If done while untrained symptoms may include burnt mouth, stained clothes, and an unset stomach. This week we kinda listened to your comments and made PB and Js three ways (mmmmm.... threeways.) Join us as we get sticky. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
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2023-05-081h 08The Lunch TableSeason 3 : Takeout 21 - Ant-Man and the Wasp QuantumaniaApril showers bring May flowers. This week, Drew and CJ open up their flowers to make you shower. We all know showers wash away all the little bugs. Little bugs like ants. And an ants best friend? An uncle. Their second best friend?? Ant-man. Some summing up all of that nonsense, we've picked Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania as our April movie. We're breaking all the rules for this one. We didn't roll anything, we didn't get a request, we just wanted a decent new movie. So grab your popcorn and join us in the theater. All this and...
2023-05-0143 minThe Lunch TableSeason 3 - Episode 97 - That's A Lazy Mans MotorboatHowdy! This week we venture into the deranged and perverted mind of one of the hosts. While some of you think it's Drew's and you are about to witness a cottage cheese fever dream, you'd be incorrect. Instead we dive into CJ's mind and surround ourselves in Bass guitar, bowling, and MILFS. Join us as CJ asks some questions plaguing his mind and see what Drew and yourself has to say in "CJ's Braingasm". All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2023-04-241h 16The Lunch TableSeason 3 : Episode 96 - Emus Are Way Scarier Than OstrichesWe've brought a returning guest back on this week. However, you don't know his face, you only know his voice. We've fixed that and now you'll get to see his bright sunshiny smile. Trey returns as we play an Easter game, and talk about fears and pet peeves. Play along side us as we play Easter Deal or No Deal. Or as some of us call it, Which One Smells Like Olive. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2023-04-171h 27The Lunch TableSeason 3 : Episode 95 - In The Animal World, Pretty Means Dangerous
We're back at it again with the News Room Num Nums. We've selected a few crazy, sad, funny, and downright awkward stories for you today. This is what we do though. We take these stories bring them into the light and take you on an emotional roller coaster of an episode. We've also got returning Francis Von Dix with Sports, and George Porridge with Weather. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2023-04-1048 minThe Lunch TableSeason 3 : Episode 94 - You Are the Modern WomanHowdy! Today we're focusing on our host. You know him, you... possibly love him, you've probably had a call with him and the doctor at the same time. Yes, that host... CJ. CJ's got a couple stories prepped today about some things that happened to him as well as a couple online test so we can better understand him. If it'll help. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2023-04-031h 14The Lunch TableSeason 3 : Episode 4 - Batman Love LoafHappy birthday to Carl, Happy birthday to Carl, Happyyyyyy birthdayaayayaay to Caaaarrrrlllll, Happy birthday to him! (And many more!) Yup! You guessed it. This week is CJ's birthday. Join us as we tell you all the fun things we did this week and how it turned out. Now, CJ, asked to talk music this episode. And when your birthday buddy asks, so he shall receive. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2023-03-271h 11The Lunch TableSeason 3 : Episode 92 - Is It Awkward or Just Our Interpretation?Good things are lost but never forgotten. This week we are bringing you an episode we just didn't have time for in another episode. It's so jam packed with fun opinioned questions that it deserved it's own spotlight. Am I the Asshole on Reddit makes a stunning comeback, and we tell you our thoughts. Join along with us as we come up with reasons to validate being an ass. ...for science... All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2023-03-201h 13The Lunch TableSeason 3 : Takeout 20 - Mr. WrongMany music artists, dancers, strongmen, and even comedians have transitioned their way onto the big screen. Many like Will Smith became big successes. However, Ellen DeGeneres was not one of those successes. Now, because we rolled a 38/100 for our movie choice, we knew we weren't going to be dealing with prime choice Angus beef, but damn! Nevertheless, join us as we grab our popcorn and other snacks and watch a very bad movie. Don't take our word until you watch it though. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2023-03-1326 minThe Lunch TableSeason 3 : Episode 91 - The Fourth Is Only Getting Foreplay At This PointWhen life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you so many ideas that you can't fit them into their own episodes, you cramp em all together and make make a Fridgebuster. This week we venture into the truely frightening chasm that is Drew's Braingasm and present a Leftovers episode. Join us as we talk nonsense about irrational fears, "the usual", and how you take your toast and many more. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2023-03-061h 25The Lunch TableSeason 3 : Episode 90 - I Told You That In Confidence, With ConfidenceIt's about the time of month to play a little game. CJ takes on the gauntlet of smelly smells. In particular the smells that drain the wallets of young girls and their fathers alike. Can he guess the Bath and Body Works fragrances or do they all smell the same? Join us as we take about smells we like and even more we don't. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2023-02-2759 minThe Lunch TableSeason 3 : Episode 89 - Can I Be Aggravated If I'm Dead?Welcome to another episode of the News Room Num Nums! This week we take a look at a local shoot and run, a Walmart home meet and greet, and a seriously expensive lunch bill. Join us as we also meet with our correspondence in the field with Francis Von Dix for Sports and George Porridge with weather. Give them a big welcome to the team. All this and more on The Lunch table Podcast.
2023-02-201h 02The Lunch TableSeason 3 : Episode 88 - Janet Jackson's Boob Was the HighlightIt's Super Bowl time baby! What kind of NFL fans would we be if we didn't grab a beer and talk about some of the best things about the Super Bowl... commercials. That's right! Everybody loves a good commercial! Whether it's to decide if you should get Quiznos or Subway on your way home; or man!, I guess you're right, I could use a new Lexus. Maybe you just needed an intense pee break and didn't wanna miss anything important. Join us as we talk numbers and what some of our favorite past Super Bowl commercials and half time...
2023-02-1358 minThe Lunch TableSeason 3 : Episode 87 - Why Fight It, It's a Bodily FunctionWelcome back. This week we have a fun and exciting episode in which we bring a brand new guest onto the show. Trey (or Lollipop as some like to call him) hops on the podcast to see what it's like. He's in preparation (h) with his own podcast and wants to learn from the masters. However, all he could find on short notice was us. Join us as venture down an ADHD filled adventure about telescoping urinals, nerding out, and living sustainably particularly on Mondays. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2023-02-062h 10The Lunch TableSeason 3 : Takeout 19 - BedazzledWho's back to being popular again in Hollywood? You got it, gold star! Brendan Fraser. To celebrate that fact, we have a coincidence. A takeout for the movie Bedazzled. What happens when the devil gives you 7 wishes? Join us and figure out which one makes us say oooo la la. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2023-01-3032 minThe Lunch TableSeason 3 : Episode 86 - What's Currently In the Van Right NowThis week's episode is a bit of a weird one. We are focusing on our unofficial 3rd member of the podcast, Phil. Phil is the FBI agent that lives in the van outside of the studio that watches our internet footprint and keeps us squeaky clean (figurately). We've gone 2 years without a visual on him, so we figured we'd put a face to the name. Join us as we us FBI and police tactics to create a crime sketch of the sassy sasquatch himself. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2023-01-231h 00The Lunch TableSeason 3 : Episode 85 - Maybe They Were BitersWelcome back! Today's episode is going to be a deep dive into someone famous that most people quote, but don't actually know anything about. This week we discuss Mother Teresa and the good, possibly the bad she did as well. Join us and tell us what you think. Saint? Or Demon is sisters clothing? All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2023-01-161h 15The Lunch TableSeason 3 : Episode 84 - I Would Like To Check Your History After ThisWhat's better than one narcissist? Yup, two narcissist in the same room for each other battling it out to figure out who's better. This week we have a beloved and returning guest Donny on. However, Donny challenged Drew to a pop culture quiz off, and we had to oblige. So join us, and play along as we test ourselves. All this and more on The Lunch table Podcast.
2023-01-091h 29The Lunch TableEpisode 83 - If You Didn't Grow This Year, ReflectOld year, old us. Our Lunch Table resolution is to talk about poop less. Might be one we might fail though. People say you are supposed to look back fondly at the last year, to look forward to the future. So we did just that. Enjoy a montage of the last year of the podcast. All the old places, faces, and quizzes we aced. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2023-01-021h 05The Lunch TableEpisode 82 - The Gift I Didn't Even Know I WantedHooray! It's Christmas! Everybody loves spending time with the family, eating way too much, the embarrassing stories your family tells, the cold, the snow, the holiday traffic, the debt of pleasing people, the realization that Christmas is a Hallmark holiday designed to get you to spend money on things you and others don't quite need (except for socks and underwear), the look on someone's face when they open your handmade gift... On second thought, think about the good things instead. Like how emotional it is when someone truly likes the gift you've gotten them. We bottled that into an...
2022-12-2648 minThe Lunch TableTakeout 18 - Home Alone 4It's movie time, and Christmas time, so... Christmas movie time! One of the greatest Christmas movies ever is undoubtedly Home Alone. Many may know there's a Home Alone 2. some know about Home Alone 3. Very few know about Home Alone 4... for good reasons. Join us as we watch and tear apart this movie and find out why it went directly to DVD. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-12-1922 minThe Lunch TableS2E81 - Then You Get The Weird Kid to Drink ItIt's Christmas season! Have you finished all your shopping for your loved ones? If you're anything like us, then that's a no. A hard no. Since most of us need a gentle reminder to go Christmas shopping; here it is. However, if you want to take the easy way out, go on Amazon, and get something they recommend. Join us this week as we play a little game and see if CJ can guess what the people in his life want for Christmas (or so Amazon says) and if he can stomach his punishment. All this and more on...
2022-12-121h 00The Lunch TableS2E81 - Then You Get The Weird Kid to Drink ItIt's Christmas season! Have you finished all your shopping for your loved ones? If you're anything like us, then that's a no. A hard no. Since most of us need a gentle reminder to go Christmas shopping; here it is. However, if you want to take the easy way out, go on Amazon, and get something they recommend. Join us this week as we play a little game and see if CJ can guess what the people in his life want for Christmas (or so Amazon says) and if he can stomach his punishment. All this and more on...
2022-12-121h 00The Lunch TableS2E80 - You Know He's Not Real, Stop ItDo you remember that heartbreaking moment when you found out Santa wasn't real? It hurt. You cried for days. We know, because we did too. Join us this week as we go into how we found out our parents were liars, why do people get offended when being yelled at, and what to do about crappy coworkers. Joining us this week is our returning special guest and CJ's lover, Kent. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-12-051h 23The Lunch TableS2E79 - Most of the Time With You It's a Texture ThingGames divide us, games brings us together. No matter which games you play remember it could always be worse. Like you're about to watch or listen to here on the podcast. This week CJ has brought us a new game. As Brad Pitt said "What's In the Box?" Remember; someone gets punished at the end. Also join us for was Seth Rogan right about wiener drawings and Am I The Asshole judged by two known assholes. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-11-281h 06The Lunch TableTakeout 17 - HookNew month, new movie to review! For November 2022 we've rolled a 68. Tucked away hidden from the world since 1991 is the classic, Hook. This movie answers the age old question, "what happened if Peter Pan grew up... and out?" Join Drew and CJ on a new adventure into comedy, fantasy, and full frontal male nudity*. So sit on down, grab some popcorn, and relive some of your childhood this review. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
*nudity sold separately
2022-11-2136 minThe Lunch TableS2E78 - No Authority Has Any ChanceIt's November, so Thanksgiving is right around the corner. Hence, we decided to have a cornucopia episode. A mukbang of an episode if you will. Some may call it a smorgasbord or a buffet of an episode. A Black Friday of an episode on a Monday. We are alluding to Leftovers. When something doesn't completely fit the idea we are going after for an episode they get left behind. Then we sweep up all those little crumbs and make a cake out of them. So here is our crumb cake of an episode. All this and more on The...
2022-11-141h 10The Lunch TableS2E77 - Reading?... Nuh uh, Spelling?... Nuh uh, Names?... Nuh uhHappy Monday. New week, new perspective. Today on the podcast, we're gonna get to know each other a little bit more, like what happens when the guys are put in some awkward conversations. Or what happens when Drew drinks too much? Who's stickier? Or the elusive, how many wieners out is too many wieners out? No worries, all your questions will be answered in a timely fashion. While you wait, we included some PB&J facts you might find shocking. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-11-071h 09The Lunch TableS2E76 - To Win An Election, You Need an ErectionMonday, Monday, Monday, can't believe the world has spun around 7 times already. You know what that means? Crazy people have lived for 7 days. What has that caused? Crazy exotic news! Which is good for us here at The Lunch Table Podcast, because we get the joy of delivering it to you. So pull up a chair, pull out your favorite beverage, and find your most favortest costume to enjoy all the crazy stories we have picked up right before the holiday. All this and more on the Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-10-311h 15The Lunch TableEpisode 75 - A Spoon In My GloveboxHave you ever had a jelly and peanut butter sandwich? No! Cause that's just wrong! It's a PB&J for a reason. Truly ask yourself this question though... Is it that much different? Don't knock it until you try it. It's different and weird, but like that good kind of weird, like yours and Uncle Eustace's tickle time. Regardless, CJ has a game, but not like a true game, like a minigame to play along with at home. Join us and see how many pharmaceuticals you can name by the side effects they talk about so fast on the...
2022-10-241h 01The Lunch TableTakeout 16 - Silent HillIt's Spooky Season!! The combination of that, the correct week of the month, and a crazy girlfriend that likes to see her loving boyfriend have nightmares gives us this gem. You guessed it, it's movie review week! This week we have a returning guest, but we also have a second annual tradition started. May I present to you Morgan's Movie Mayhem. Morgan decided this month's Halloween Horror movie is Silent Hill (2006). Come along with us and see who gets scared first. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-10-171h 10The Lunch TableS2E74 - Alfred, Get the White GlovesFeeling nostalgic?? We sure are. That's why we brought back one of our favorite episode types. The News Room Num Nums. This week we bring you some recent news articles that our zipper just couldn't hold back anymore. These news articles include a local tournament conclusion, a reason why checkers is better than chess, and an internet personality being inappropriate. Each story fits our theme for this week, so tell us if you figured it out. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-10-101h 20The Lunch TableS2E73 - You Want the Whole Room To Smell Like Nacho Cheese?This week, we bring back two big childhood things. Scented markers and feeling dumb. That's right! It's game week and Drew has come up with an all new game to see if CJ's big nose is worth the face real estate. Join us as we discuss our weeks, our ideas, and our life choices that culminate with us smelling markers on the internet like your mom told you not to do all those years ago. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-10-031h 02The Lunch TableEpisode 72 - I Didn't Know We Had Police Boats... I Was WrongDo you remember back in high school where possibly the rumors spread of the kid that got in trouble with the cops? Whether you feared or pitied that kid, they have a hell of a story. Now what happens when you have two dumbasses who can't seem to stay out of the cops attention for very long? That's right... two dumbasses telling cop stories on a podcast episode! Join us this week as we take you on a deep dive on some of the times (believe us, it's not all of them. This'd be a 24 hour long podcast haha...
2022-09-261h 14The Lunch TableTakeout 15 - Speed 2: Cruise ControlSeptember brings a new month, so thus, it brings a new movie review. The movie reviewed for this month was Speed 2: Cruise Control. Many critics believe this to be the worst sequel ever made. For god's sake, it's only awards are the Razzies and the Stinkers. HAHA. Join in with us while we tell you what we think about this atrocious excuse for Hollywood profit making. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-09-1951 minThe Lunch TableS2E71 - Lie In Wait of Her To Get My Rocks OffWoah now! Hold right on up and listen to this week's podcast. We have "The Brothers of Destruction" Drewcifer and Kentzabub. Join us this week as we travel into the Redditverse and uncover some "Am I The Asshole" stories. Join in and tell us what you think. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-09-121h 35The Lunch TableEpisode 70 - Ok, I'm Sorry That Happened, Let's Go For Round TwoWhat time is it?? Time for a shower thoughts. So put your bodywash, shampoo, and package away because it's time to think. Let the water run down that steaming brain of yours and quench the answers to the questions we've been wondering about. This week we deep dive into Drew's Braingasm (a new segment). You can find all this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-09-051h 10The Lunch TableEpisode 69 - Cheese Whiz QuizYou know who loves cheese? Well... yeah everybody. You know who really loves cheese? Again... Yes, everybody. But, Drew really REALLY loves cheese. So, this week he is taking on the "Cheese Whiz Quiz". A rugged test of knowledge, ingenuity, and passion. Find out if he succeeds. (Just as a reminder, the loser gets punished) So stay tuned with all this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-08-291h 09The Lunch TableS2E68 - Wow, Your Girlfriend Must Be ProudMonday Funday everyone! Join us on this episode as while we talk about CJ getting some treatment, CJ not getting some treatment, and football. Geez, very CJ-forward episode. But, give the people what they want!! All this and more on the Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-08-2259 minThe Lunch TableTakeout 14 - CreepshowThis month for the movie review, we were given our very first fan submission (So no rating roll this time). The movie in question this month is Creepshow (1982) from Brian. Creepshow is a horror comedy by George Romero featuring Hal Holbrook, Adrienne Barbeau, Fritz Weaver, and many more. This movie consists of 5 very different short stories. So 5x the plots, means 5x the fun, and 5x The Lunch Table experience. Grab your popcorn and cover your eyes. If you would like to suggest a movie for us to review, tell us on on Facebook and TheLunchTablePBJ. If not, listen...
2022-08-151h 18The Lunch TableEpisode 67 - There's No Point If You're Gonna Dick EverythingYou know what's fun? News. And here at the Lunch Table we want to bring you the fun and interesting information about life and if you should be worried. So file in, listen to some news, and play along with our interactive game, Dick or Lick. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-08-081h 29The Lunch TableEpisode 66 - Catching the Shit ThiefWelcome back to the ridiculous podcast rhythm. Today we play a vicious little game at our leisure. (Cue the SAW music). Drew tests CJ on an indispensable questionnaire. You better believe it's a fun one. So lock the door, tell Maintenance "do not disturb", grab your February equipment, even though is July, and snuggle in to see if CJ knows his stuff, or sits there with a handful of pigeon. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-08-011h 06The Lunch TableEpisode 65 - Your's Is Playful, Mine's Just GrossWelcome back gang. Today's episode is all about feeling yourself. Feeling yourself in a dark corner with no one around and having small explosion of euphoria filling your loins. Yup... Today's episode is about CJ's love life. The do's, don't, and the only dos if you like to be smacked. Join us and find out how the last week has been and how we can all feel better in the long run. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-07-251h 12The Lunch TableTakeout 13 - CaddyshackIt's the best time of the month. The rivers let loose and the times prove that you aren't pregnant... wait... scratch that, IT'S Movie REVIEW WEEK! This month CJ got to pick the best of 7.2 rated movies, and chose Caddyshack (1980). This movie is a cult classic that you either love or hate. So tune in with us and find out which one we think and see if you agree. If you've never seen this movie, join along with us as we teach, and berate each other. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-07-181h 10The Lunch TableEpisode 64 - Droppin' A LoadIt's Monday! That can only mean one thing...IT's time for The Lunch Table! On this new episode: more toilet talk from Drew and Carl, If they ever touch themself at work, and embarrassing bathroom stories. Get some headphones your favorite snack and enjoy.
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The Lunch TableEpisode 63 - Don't @ Me PETAEverybody loves a game show. However, does everybody love a B-Listed Gameshow like the Lunch Table Podcast? Of course! CJ and Drew decided to play a trivia game about movies this month. Remember, the loser gets punished... Stay tuned for all this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-07-041h 08The Lunch TableTakeout 12 - Mystery, AlaskaIt's that time of the month again. Grab some popcorn and milk duds cause it's MOVIE REVIEW WEEK! This week, we reviewed a 90's "classic" Mystery, Alaska. Our roll for rating came to a 67, and we had to flip through 4 pages of fluff to find this movie, but it panned out. Starring Russel Crowe, Hank Azeria, and Burt Reynolds, this sports movie tickled our fancy. Let's see if it tickles yours too. As always, all this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-06-2754 minThe Lunch TableEpisode 62 - Weaponized AutismWe've got some fun packed into this special (almost) 2 hour long episode of The Lunch Table Podcast today. Our friend Josh stops by in time with his very busy secretive schedule during wedding time, to tell us what's on his mind. We reminisce about college parties, bachelor parties, the recent wedding, and how many times he's almost died. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-06-201h 47The Lunch TableEpisode 61 - I Wish I Had His MustacheThis week we decided to host a small game show (including monogramed question cards). However, we put our own little Lunch Table twist on it, so backwards. Join and play along with CJ and see if you can do better than he can. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-06-131h 10The Lunch TableEpisode 60 - I Even Splurged for the Name BrandWelcome to this episode of The Lunch Table, where we go over our favorite pops, cereals, the importance of space, and how Carl really feels about Apple products. So, put in your earpods (or any other listening device), turn us up, and get ready to forget about your Monday!
2022-06-061h 35The Lunch TableEpisode 59 - We're Doomed! *gulp*Boy oh boy, what a treat we have for you today. Our friend Courtney joins us on the show (via her request). She's heard how much fun we've had interviewing (interrogating) guests, and decided she wanted some smoke. It's only right since we've had her fiancé Jared on before. Join us in this episode where she tells us about her kids, how she made money in college, and if her fiancé measures up. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-05-301h 32The Lunch TableTakeout 11 - Strange WildernessIn the glorious age of 2008, a movie was made available. Not the greatest movie ever conceived, but not the worst one ever either. Somewhere around 52% good. That movie was Strange Wilderness. Featuring Steve Zahn, Jonah Hill, and Justin Long to name a few of the cast, this movie from Happy Madison exists hahaha. If you haven't watched it before, tune on in today and find out what the new school Siskel and Ebert think. All this and more on the takeout (the movie edition) of The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-05-231h 00The Lunch TableEpisode 58 - If You Don't Have Jesus, Then You Shouldn't Have SantaHowdy! This week we bring you some good old fashioned one on one content. Find out what we've been up to lately, or Doctor Strange's little secret we found out, or even why CJ touches things that say "Don't Touch!" Also, vote on this week's poll on Spotify. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-05-161h 25The Lunch TableEpisode 57 - Prediabetes, You Son of a Bitch!Today, on the podcast, we go into detail about our recent life experiences. Everything from dog bites, cars breaking down, job interviews, and why Covid is bullshit. Stay in tune for this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-05-091h 36The Lunch TableEpisode 56 - What's My 2nd Favorite Kink?On today's episode of the podcast, we have the woman who rubs Drew's back and makes him purr like a walrus, Morgan!! Yup, she's back, and we decided to play a little game of who knows Drew better. The girlfriend or the best friend?? Stay tuned to find out who wins. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-05-021h 01The Lunch TableTakeout 10 - Deja VuIt's time to watch some movies! This review we spice things up by leaving our movie picks up to chance and just a little bit of skill. With this new system fate chose Deja Vu (2006) a Sci Fi/Action/Thriller Starring Denzel Washington. We are excited to share our thoughts with you this mouth about this fun, odd, action pack movie review.
2022-04-2549 minThe Lunch TableEpisode 55 - 12 Individual HairsA close friend, who also happens to be old roommate, stops by this week on The lunch Table. The love-able Gerald Gammon stopped by to lay down some passive-aggressive burns and shine light on some of Drew's old living habits. Don't be fooled by Gerry's dorky appearance, or let his infectious smile fool you. He's just as dark and twisted as Drew and Carl. Come and Listen to the three of the talk about why you should blink, old school video games, and a business should pay employees.
2022-04-181h 41The Lunch TableEpisode 54 - Then the Gays Lay EggsA double delicious delectable dab of double D doings happened the other day. Donnie and DJ decided to join Drew and D(CJ) on the podcast. Tune in as we find out a little more about them and a few stories along the way. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-04-102h 11The Lunch TableEpisode 53 - That's CyberbullyingOn this week's episode of The Lunch Table, we sit down with our buddy Scott (who is slowly becoming one of the OG's on this podcast) and we discuss the weird way Carl makes money, how much power Scott has at work, and how to have fun with little money. Hopefully you learn a thing or two from this week's episode of The Lunch Table.
2022-04-041h 26The Lunch TableTakeout 9 - The Day the Earth Stood StillIt's that time of month again... No, not that time! The fun time!! It's movie review time. Sparky got to choose this month and decided on The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951). Come join us as we tear into his choice in movies. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-03-281h 02The Lunch TableEpisode 52 - Did God Steal Adam's Kidney?Today marks a momentous occasion! Today is our first episode in our new studio!! Still got some issues to work out, but don't worry little munchies, daddy is working on it. Come listen as we talk about the journey to reunite us all together, and some of the dumb stuff we thought along the way. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-03-211h 24The Lunch TableEpisode 51 - I'll be Handling Your MeatHoly crap, it's Monday again boys and girls... you know what that means? The Lunch Table Podcast came out with another episode. Come and hang out around the table with us this week as we talk about 4th floor unity, the famous pink house, and a couple other fun college memories. I hope you're ready to laugh and learn a little too much about Drew and I.
2022-03-141h 12The Lunch TableEpisode 50 - Life Finds a WayWe here at The Lunch Table wanted to do something special for our 50th episode. We wanted to bring back the raunchiest guest we've had on the show, our pal Nick! Now, we know he's a bit rough around the edges, and the middle, and well... pretty much everywhere, but man! the stuff he comes up with! Join us on this very special episode as we figure out if Nick is gonna talk about poop stories again, or if he says something he shouldn't (spoiler, he does...). We sprinkle in our opinion, and a lot of laughs on this...
2022-03-071h 08The Lunch TableTakeout 8 - The DilemmaWe know it's the last day of the month, and we're getting it in just under the radar, but here's what you've been waiting for. The newest episode of the Takeout movie review! This month's movie is The Dilemma (2011). Drew got to pick this month, and he brought us a gem. This movie brings the best of a bad situation and makes you reflect on what you would do. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-02-2851 minThe Lunch TableEpisode 49 - When A Man Gets Happy, His Soul Creates HoneyDo you wanna have The Talk, but don't want to say all the icky words? Well, don't worry, CJ has you covered this week. He describes the beast with two backs in the quickest (his specialty) and easiest (his other specialty) way ever told. In honor of Valentine's Day, we have a Drew's extra notes episode. Jump into this episode and see what kind of dark eerie material got past up on lately. All that and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.
2022-02-211h 24The Lunch TableEpisode 48 - Yeah, You Don't Need To Send That Officer Out NowBoy oh boy do we have a treat for you, from the ashes of Covid, comes our buddy from college, Phoenix (yes... that's his real name). Phoenix tells us what he's been up to since college, spoiler, it's quiet a bit. Join us as he tells us dos and don'ts about the casino life. Like do tip your dealers, but don't get a handjob under the table. Do forage the woods for mushrooms, Don't text and drive. Find out why on this episode of The Lunch Table Podcast.
Tell us your crazy casino story, or how you...
2022-02-141h 24The Lunch TableEpisode 47 - Anything To Stay Out Of ChinaThis week around the table, the OG crew meets again to enjoy each other's company and play a childhood game of "Would You Rather", so buckle in, because it takes a dark turn pretty quickly as we add our twisted sense of humor to this child's game.
2022-02-071h 05The Lunch TableEpisode 46 - I'm A Fat Man, And I Have The KnowledgeWelcome to another fun filled week with me and my buddy! Today, we venture into the world of food. But not the good kind that leaves your mouth drooling wanting more with every forkful stuffed into your mouth hole. More like the food you need to stay away, or else! Stay tuned for that and more on The Lunch Table Podcast!
2022-01-311h 15The Lunch TableTakeout 7 - The PagemasterWelcome to the takeout! The movie edition of the lunch Table where we go over movie reviews to break up the monotony of podcasting. This week we go over The pagemaster. A half live action half cinematic film made in the early 90s. So go find some headphones plug them in and sit around the table with us as we BS about this crazy movie
2022-01-2547 minThe Lunch TableEpisode 45 - Now That We're Older, We Gotta Make LoveNo frills, no special guests, no one else to spill our secrets this time, just us. This is a rare situation where we want you all to ourselves. This episode is about the big three; CJ, Drew, and you! So pop a squat, grab some Milkduds, and get ready for a simple and fun episode of The Lunch Table podcast.
2022-01-1756 minThe Lunch TableEpisode 44 - Someone's Gotta Be a Beta BroWhat is up all you geeks, freaks, and weirdos? Are you ready for another weekly update from your favorite dysfunctional duo to ease the burdens of your daily lives? Our latest v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶ guest is a blast from Drew's past, one of his dorm mates from back in college, the one and only Andrew LaVogue! Come give a listen and glean a bit more of an insight into the problem (man)child that is Drew Loutzenhiser and how far Andrew has come since his college days. Get your serving now on The Lunch Table!
2022-01-101h 17The Lunch TableEpisode 43 - Where Do They Stand For Work If There's No Home Depot?Hey oh!! It's that time of the week again. This time we have one of the most beautiful men in Mexico City on. He may be a Cleveland 6, but a Mexican 10... Brian Mead! This man right here tells us some funny stories as well as gives us some sound financial/marketing advise wrapped in a slick silky voice. Tune in this week to find out why he makes Forbes "Top 10 guys I'd Let Have His Way With Me" list. All this and more on the Lunch Table Podcast!
2022-01-041h 16The Lunch TableTakeout 6 - KrampusHe's making a list, and checking it twice, gonna find out who's gonna get eaten, Krampus the Christmas demon is coming to town. That's right! For our movie review for the month of December, CJ picked Krampus (2015). Join in as we tear apart this christmas/horror/comedy? movie.
2021-12-2851 minThe Lunch TableEpisode 42 - Everybody PoopsThat's right! He's back! Nick (Our crazy alien conspiracy guy from "Season 1 Episode 30 - Three Guys Doing an Alien Podcast")! Although this time we don't talk about aliens or the evil tyrannical government, this time we talk about something we all have in common. So come join us around the table this week as we discuss toilet talk.
2021-12-211h 16The Lunch TableEpisode 41 - Do You Want To Hit This Vape?The most hipster friend we have, Chris Pagely, stops by the podcast today to give his advice on mental health and promote happiness. So tune in to see how Drew and CJ try to mess it all up on this week's episode of The Lunch Table.
2021-12-131h 09The Lunch TableEpisode 40 - Don't End Up Like LouieThis week around the table, we invite a man who has a masters in working with hard wood and nursing. He also might just be the prettiest dude you'll ever meet. He's even prettier then our narcissistic host. So pull up a chair and put on some headphones to enjoy our old time friend Ethan Patterson.
2021-12-0948 minThe Lunch TableTakeout 5 - Tower HeistAnother month means another movie review. Join us for the only Thanksgiving movie we could think of... Tower Heist. In the same way that Die Hard is a Christmas movie, this is for Thanksgiving. Gotta love loopholes! Join us on a fun adventure of crime and comedy.
2021-11-291h 11The Lunch TableEpisode 39 - Were All The Other Good Masters Taken?Guess who's back...back again? That's right! It's our Master Narrator, aka Matt Colson stopped by this week around the table to share not only his interesting work life, but also his about his school endeavors. Grab a seat and come hang with the old school crew as we kick it the only way we know how (nerdy with a bunch of sexually repressed energy).
2021-11-231h 21The Lunch TableEpisode 38 - I Joined the Army Cause I Failed As A MusicianFrom Rock and Roll to Jazz, our guest this week can do it all! Nick Jones! Being a friend from college you know he's got some really fun stories to tell. Come listen, and hear how Nick likes to shake it on the stage and bar tops in this weeks exciting episode. Learn what happened to Nick's favorite pair of pants and why we have to keep CJ's mom away from him on The Lunch Table Podcast!!
2021-11-151h 19The Lunch TableEpisode 37 - That's When I Take Most of My NudesSooooie!! On this episode of the podcast we brought on one of our new friends Christian. He's an impressive young musician with a heart of gold and a bladder full of Bud Light, not to mention the voice of a reincarnated Ronnie Van Zant. Come give us a listen as we pick through his brain and life. He even provided the music for today's podcast, which we've dubbed "Sweet Tea Morning."
2021-11-081h 05The Lunch TableEpisode 36 - What? You've never been to Legoland??This week around the table we total nerd out with our good friend Anthony "The Master Lego Builder." We discuss not only our love for legos but other childhood memories like Star Wars and other things. So pull out inner child, relax, and get ready for some laughs on the Lunch Table.
2021-11-011h 09The Lunch TableTakeout 4 - The Autopsy of Jane DoeIt's Spooky Season! You know what that means?? Yup! Scary movies!!! This being October and all we figured why not bring Drew's cuddle buddy for scary movies on... Morgan!! Grab your cuddle buddy and listen to us break down this movie and give you our thoughts and theories.
2021-10-2557 minThe Lunch TableEpisode 35 - The Hippo Of North AmericaOooooo, what a surprise this week. We take a ride of the nature wild side while we introduce you to our hometown friend Glenn. Since graduating high school, Glenn has had an interesting time. We take this time to reconnect, and put on stage our good friend for you to learn about. Find our why we blame Scooby Doo.
2021-10-181h 17The Lunch TableEpisode 34 - What Turns Her On? Old Spice and New Balance?Man oh man! Or should I rather say woman oh woman! That's right we have a special guest star this episode. Arianna!! Join us as we travel down a curvy pervy road and ask the questions everyone wants to know to one of the most beautiful girls the internet has to offer.
View her content here: https://linktr.ee/AriannaStrips
2021-10-111h 05The Lunch TableEpisode 33 - Daddy's Working On ItThis week around the table it's just the O.G. crew. We wanted a episode all to ourself's this week...so, we could discus super secret things(like the direction of our podcast, life , and crazy thought's) so come sit down at the table this week and hang out with us old heads and have a laugh.
2021-10-0657 minThe Lunch TableTakeout 3 - White Men Can't JumpIt's that time again!! Movie time!! What's better than going to the movie theater and spending $20 for a ticket and $8 on a bottle of water? Almost anything, you're right! We had something different in mind. Listen to this podcast where we summarize the movie at hand and give our thoughts on it. CJ has decided this time we are watching the classic sports hustle movie "White Men Can't Jump." Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes slam dunk this one.
2021-09-301h 11The Lunch TableEpisode 32 - Giant Finger HolesWhat another exciting episode of the podcast this week! Our friend Joe shows up and we get down real deep with the info that makes him special. Tune into this fun episode of the podcast to find out more.
2021-09-201h 10The Lunch TableEpisode 31 - There's A Me In TeamIt's that time of the week where my compadres and I sit down to spew our opinions. In this episode, we bring in our favorite tech dude to share not only funny work/life stories, but also his opinions on Generic Brands....Carl also goes on a tangent about the homeless.
2021-09-1345 minThe Lunch TableEpisode 30 - 3 Dudes Doing an Alien PodcastWhat's up everybody? Boy do we have an exciting episode for you this week. Our friend Nick visits with us and things get weird. This episode is chocked full of conspiracy theories, alien facts, and suggestions for the dimming future. We follow the Dr. Suess method this time; one tangent, two tangent, red tangent, blue tangent. Have a listen, it's fun! *Censored for your safety*
2021-09-061h 17The Lunch TableEpisode 29 - He Can Calm My BeastHey there! We are back at it again with an all new episode including one of your favorite guests. The small in stature, but big in heart, big brother Kent! We talk about addiction, prohibition, behind the scenes a little bit, and what it takes to stretch your member. Tune in and get the good scoop.
2021-08-301h 06The Lunch TableEpisode 29 - He Can Calm My BeastHey there! We are back at it again with an all new episode including one of your favorite guests. The small in stature, but big in heart, big brother Kent! We talk about addiction, prohibition, behind the scenes a little bit, and what it takes to stretch your member. Tune in and get the good scoop.
2021-08-3002 minThe Lunch TableEpisode 28 - I Don't Have Enough Wax in the ShopOn the podcast this week, we bring in the guy that makes us look fresh, so we can be dirty in our conversation. Jared! Not only is he our best barber but he's a great friend too. We shared some whacky zaney stories from our past and have a little laugh.
2021-08-2259 minThe Lunch TableEpisode 27 - I think 8in but it's 2inOn this episode of TLT, we invited Carl's uncle around the table to catch up on life and complain about fast food drive thru. Good luck not cracking a smile between the dialogue of these family member. Dive on in for this brand-new episode of The Lunch Table!
2021-08-161h 09The Lunch TableTakeout 2 - Meet the DeedlesHHHEEEYYYYYYYOOOOOO! It's Lunch Time! Ditch those peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for some popcorn and some Milkduds cause it's movie day! Yup! The Lunch Table is back with A Takeout movie review, and boy this is a doozy. Drew decided this time we were watching a Disney non-classic "Meet the Deedles." Join us in a trip down bad 90's movies for this one.
2021-08-0956 minThe Lunch TableEpisode 26 - Those Were My Favorite Pair of UnderwearWhat's better than one Loutzenhiser on the show?? A 2nd one!! This week we had to ask a big brother for help with some conversation. Drew's big brother Kent stops by and fills up our glaring holes. We share some crazy and funny stories and have a straightening of facts about an ever troublesome addiction vs. habit. Just us this week on the Lunch Table Podcast!
2021-08-021h 06The Lunch TableEpisode 25 - Since They Can't Charge Us TwiceWe're shaking things up today! No stories or news from the world; on this episode of TLT, we talk about why our master narrator had to take a step away, for various reasons. Drew and Carl goof around and talk about their criminal record. It's still quirky and crazy, so give us a listen. Tune in for our brand-new episode!
2021-07-261h 00The Lunch TableTakeout 1 - The FacultyWe're bringing you something new, something exciting, something different. Instead of stories, this week we're talking about a movie we watched: The Faculty. Released Christmas Day 1998, this film stars Jordana Brewster, Josh Hartnett, and Elijah Wood, among others. This horror/sci-fi thriller plot is fast-paced and action-packed, with all the cheesy visuals and acting you'd expect from a 90s flick. We don't wanna give anything away, so come get the lowdown right here on The Lunch Table: Takeout!
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